Josh: y'know, it's amazing how
Much we can learn from animals.
Drake: y'know, it's amazing how
Gullible josh can be.
Josh: like this little goldfish
I won at the san diego fair.
Drake: last summer, josh won a
Goldfish at the fair.
Josh: I named him renaldo.
Drake: he named him renaldo.
Josh: so my biology teacher
Helped me create this special
Fish food for him.
Drake: so josh starts feeding
Him this special fish food that
He made.
Josh: and after only two days,
Guess what happened!
Drake: I took renaldo out of his
Fish bowl and replaced him with
Another goldfish twice his size.
Josh: renaldo doubled in size!
Drake: josh thought his fish
Food was "magic."
Josh: my fish food was like
Magic!
Drake: and after three more
Days, I took the big fish out
And replaced him with an even
Bigger goldfish.
Josh: and in only one week,
Renaldo went from like this big
To the size of a cantaloupe!
Drake: and then, josh ran out of
All of his special fish food.
Josh: but then I ran out of my
Special fish food, so I just
Started feeding him fish food
From the store.
Drake: so when josh was asleep,
I took out the gigantic
Goldfish, and I put back the
Original fish, you know, little
Renaldo.
Josh: and the next morning,
Renaldo had shrunk from the size
Of a cantaloupe...back down to
His original teeny self.
Drake: anybody wanna buy a
Drake: anybody wanna buy a three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Three-pound gigantic goldfish?
Megan: drake! Where's josh?
Drake: outside, gettin' the
Mail.
Megan: perfect. Do you wanna
Help me with somethin'?
Drake: I can't. I'm doin' my
Homework.
Megan: you're watching tv.
Drake: ah, well, that explains
Why I'm failing math, doesn't
It?
Megan: c'mon! Don't you wanna
Help me pull a prank on josh?
Drake: what kinda prank?
Megan: well, see this boom box?
Drake: yeah?
Megan: it's not really a boom
Box.
Drake: what do you mean?
Megan: it fires paint balls.
Drake: ok, how did you get a
Boom box to fire paint balls?
Megan: I know a guy. Now, when
Josh comes in, all you have to
Do is get him to stand right
Here. And then, I'll blast him.
Drake: wait a second. How do I
Know you're not just gonna pull
Your little prank on me?
Megan: drake, if I were gonna
Pull the prank on you, would I
Tell you about it?
Drake: nah, I guess not.
Megan: see, it's fun to use your
Megan: see, it's fun to use your brain!
Brain!
Drake: uh, hey, josh, do me a
Favor.
Josh: what?
Drake: um, come stand right here
And tell me if you feel a draft.
Josh: a draft? In the living
Room?
Drake: yeah, just check and see.
Drake: yeah, just check and see. Josh: all right.
Josh: all right.
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything. I'll try the other finger.
I'll try the other finger.
Megan: perfect!
Josh: what just happened?!
Drake: you said you were gonna
Get josh!
Josh: heh?!
Josh: heh?! Megan: fine.
Megan: fine.
Megan: fine. Megan: happy?
Megan: happy?
♪ I never thought
That it'd be so simple,
But I found a way,
I found a way,
If you open up your mind,
See what's inside,
It's gonna take some time
To realize,
But if you look inside,
I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder
You know that I told you
I'd always be picking you up
When you're down,
So just turn around,
So just turn around, ohhhhh ♪
Ohhhhh ♪
Drake: uh, let's see...
A-squared times x over the
Square root of ?
Josh: correct. All right, next
Question...
Drake: can't I go to bed
Already? It's like : in
The morning.
Josh: you have to get at least a
B on your test tomorrow, or
You're gonna have to repeat
Algebra ...again.
Drake: ok, go.
Josh: all right. "The
Distributive property is used to
Multiply a single term and two
Or more terms inside a--"
[Clatter]
Drake: what was that?
Josh: I dunno.
[Clatter]
Drake: sounds like it's comin'
From the garage.
Josh: an intruder?! We better go
Wake up dad!
Drake: yeah, I don't think a
Burglar's gonna be afraid of a
Weatherman wearing footsie
Pajamas. Just come on.
Josh: wait, wait, wait!
Drake: what?
Josh: you have a golf club. I
Need a w*apon.
Drake: oh, uh...oh, here.
Josh: oh, perfect. You hit him,
And I'll make him smell like a
Springtime meadow!
Springtime meadow! Drake: just c'mon!
Drake: just c'mon!
Both: aah!
[Screaming, spraying air
Freshener, clothes tearing]
Drake: wait, I got him! I got
Him!
Josh: that's me!
Drake: oh, sorry!
Josh: he's behind you!
[Fighting noises]
[Fighting noises] josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: hyah! Hyah!
Josh: you hit me repeatedly!
Drake: you sprayed me with air
Freshener!
Josh: I thought you were the
Intruder!
Drake: I thought you were!
Drake: I thought you were! [Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: what up with the sheep?
Megan: why are you guys in the
Garage?! Did you hurt my sheep?!
Drake: wait, that thing's yours?
Megan: yes, he's mine. Are you
Ok, baaahhb?
Josh: his name is "bob"?
Megan: no. He's a sheep. His
Name is "baaahhb."
Drake: see, it's not bob, it's
Baaahhb.
Josh: yes, I get it. And here's
A crazy question. Where'd you
Get a sheep?
Megan: I bought him on the
Internet.
Josh: oh, well, excuse me for
Not being familiar with
The-sheep-store-dot-com.
Drake: I thought mom and dad
Said you couldn't have a pet.
Megan: no, they said I couldn't
Have a cat. They said nothing
About a sheep.
Josh: yeah, well, when mom and
Dad find "baaahhb," you're gonna
Be in some big-time trouble,
Little girl.
Megan: no, they're not gonna
Find him because you two are
Gonna hide him in your room.
Josh: oh, really?
Drake: and what makes you think
We're gonna do that?
Megan: well...if you two hide
Him, just till I figure out a
Way to explain him to mom and
Dad...
Josh: yeah?
Drake: what?
Megan: I promise not to pull any
Pranks on you for three months.
Josh: for real?!
Drake: you swear?!
Megan: swear.
Josh: think about it.
Drake: a world where megan
Doesn't do bad things to us.
Doesn't do bad things to us. [Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing]
[Pretty music playing] both: we'll do it.
Both: we'll do it.
Megan: excellent.
Drake: but just for a few days.
Megan: that's all I need.
Now, you take baaahhb up to your
Room and make him comfortable.
And be sure he has plenty of
Water. Good night.
[Baa]
Josh: all right. Come on. We
Should take bob up to our room.
Should take bob up to our room. Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: josh. It's baaahhb.
Drake: you know what I say?
Josh: what do you say?
Drake: I say we celebrate
With...
Pudding!
Josh: I've never seen anybody
Get so pumped up over an on
An algebra test.
Drake: ah, but an brings me
Up to a average, which means
I don't have to repeat algebra
Again.
Josh: well, then a toast.
To your d-minus.
Drake: praise d!
Josh: and another toast.
To no pranks from megan for
Whole months.
Drake: which also calls for
Pudding.
Oh! Speaking of that, I better
Get upstairs so I can feed,
Uh...
Baaahhb. Be right back.
Josh: I'm gonna get us some
Josh: I'm gonna get us some drinks.
Drinks.
Drake: josh!
Josh: what?!
[Dish shatters]
Drake: josh!
Drake: josh! Josh: oh!
Josh: oh!
Josh: what?! What do you keep
Screaming...
What did you do?!
Drake: I didn't do anything.
It was him. The sheep did this.
Josh: how could the sheep do--
Oh, no!
My oprah.
Drake: josh. Josh, he didn't
Know what he was doing. Josh!
Josh: I'll k*ll him!
You went to far, baaahhb!
[Both yelling]
Drake: calm down!
Josh: I'm calm!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Josh: yeah!
Drake: you see this?!
Megan: what did you do to
Baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb?!
Josh: look at our room!
Drake: you're worried about him?
Megan: yes!
He's breathing all weird.
Josh: well, maybe he's just
Sick.
Megan: then drive us to a vet.
Josh: right!
Drake: in what car? Mom and dad
Aren't home.
Josh: oh, man!
Megan: what are we gonna do?
Drake: oh! Dr. Glazer across the
Street.
Megan: he's a people doctor.
Josh: so? It's better than
Nothing. Go downstairs, get his
Number, and give him a call,
All right? Don't worry, megan,
All right? Here, I'll get a
Blanket for baaahhb to keep him
Warm until the doctor--
Megan: what?
Josh: baaahhb left me a little
Surprise in my bed.
Surprise in my bed. Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: aw, good baaahhb.
Megan: where's the doctor?
Drake: I don't know. He said
He'd be right over.
[Doorbell rings]
Dr. Glazer: hello.
Megan: what took you so long?!
Dr. Glazer: I was eating my
Wheat squares.
Josh: please, come in, come in.
Will you please go upstairs and
Check on baaahhb?
Dr. Glazer: who's baaahhb?
Megan: my sheep!
Dr. Glazer: but you told me your
Father fell down the stairs
Again.
Drake: look, if you just go
Check on the sheep, I promise
I'll push my dad down the stairs
Later.
Dr. Glazer: ahem! Yes, well,
I'm not a veterinarian.
Josh: no, please. Just go see
What's wrong.
Megan: he seems really sick.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Bring the
Wheat squares.
Josh: for the sheep?
Josh: for the sheep? Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: no, I'm hungry.
Dr. Glazer: all right. Where is
He?
Drake: whoa!
Megan: oh...my...god!
[Lamb bleats]
Josh: so that's why he's been
Acting so weird.
Drake: uh, she.
Dr. Glazer: yes, well...
I'm not a vet, but if you want
My diagnosis, I'd say that
Baaahhb was pregnant.
Was pregnant. Not anymore.
That's $.
Megan: oh! Look at the baby.
Aww!
Drake: all right, look, we'll
Pay you a hundred bucks, but can
You just do us a favor and,
Like--
Josh: not mention the sheep to
Our parents?
Our parents? Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: all right. .
Dr. Glazer: thank you.
[Baa]
[Baa] [baa]
[Baa]
Drake: aww. Yeah. You hungry,
Little lamb? I know. Don't
Worry. Uncle drake's gonna give
You a nice treat.
[Baa]
Josh: what's up, drake?
I found a place that sells sheep
Food.
What are you doing?
Drake: I'm making the baby a
Bottle.
Josh: mocha cola?
You're gonna feed soda to the
Baby sheep?!
Drake: diet soda.
Josh: give me that!
Drake: oh, so you found sheep
Food.
Josh: yeah, but I had to drive,
Like, miles to get it, and it
Cost us bucks for one bag.
Drake: all right. You know what?
This whole thing has gotten way
Out of control.
Josh: we should just tell mom
And dad about this and be done
With it.
Drake: uh-huh. No way.
Josh: why? This is all megan's
Fault, not ours.
Drake: yeah, but now we're
Involved, man. I'm not gonna
Risk getting grounded again.
You know what it's like to go
Weeks without girls?
Josh: yes.
Yes, I do.
Drake: oh, yeah. Sorry.
But I'm not used to it.
Where is megan anyway?
Josh: she at oboe practice.
Audrey: hi, boys!
Walter: we're home.
Drake: uh...hi, mom!
Josh: hey, dad.
Drake: hey, go close the door
Before baaahhb gets out.
Josh: whew.
Drake: uh, josh.
Josh: yeah?
Drake: where is baaahhb?
Josh: I don't know.
Drake: baaahhb?
Drake: baaahhb? Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb!
Josh: baaahhb! Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: give me the lamb!
Josh: stay!
[Baa]
[Baa] aarrgghhh!
Aarrgghhh!
Josh: hey, mom.
Drake: hey, mom.
Audrey: hi, boys.
Josh: um...so you're home?
Audrey: yeah, I'm home.
Drake: and how was your day?
Audrey: good.
Josh: um, so where's dad?
Audrey: in the garage, checking
On something in the car.
Drake: oh!
Audrey: what?!
Drake: uh...
Something in my eye!
Josh: something in his eye!
Audrey: let me take a look.
Drake: yes! You look in my eye.
Josh: and I will, uh...
Go make smoothies.
Audrey: smoothies?
Drake: yes! Great idea! Go!
Audrey: why is josh acting all--
Drake: my eye! Oh! My eye! Oh!
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb?
Josh: baaahhb? Baaahhb? Come on, baaahhb?
Come on, baaahhb?
[Making bird call]
Drake: uh, hey, did you find the
Smoothie stuff?
Josh: no! The stuff seems to
Be...gaaahne!
Drake: then maybe you oughta go
Check in the garage.
Josh: right!
Audrey: no, wait. What would
Smoothie stuff be doing--
Drake: oh! My eye and the pain!
Ow! Look. Blow in it, please.
Oh. Yes. Ow. See?
Josh: dad!
Walter: ow! Josh!
Josh: sorry, dad. There, I got
It. I got it.
Walter: ow.
Josh: so, what you doin'?
Walter: well, I keep hearing
This pinging sound whenever--
Josh: oh!
Walter: oh! What?!
Josh: uh...i mean, I'm just, um,
I'm so alarmed by the pinging
Sound your car's making. Why
Don't I help you take a look?
Walter: all right, then. Uh,
Well, it might be coming from
The alternator, unless--ow!
Whoa! Josh, what are you doing?
Josh: I don't know! The hood
Just fell, and now it's stuck!
Here, I'll call drake for help!
Drake! Drake!
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie
Drake: oh, sounds like smoothie trouble. Back in a sec.
Trouble. Back in a sec.
Audrey: smoothie trouble?
Walter: pull...up...the...hood!
Josh: I'm trying! The hood
Flange is just...it's flanging!
Walter: what does that mean?!
Drake: what?!
Josh: drake! Dad seems to be
Stuck under the hood, and now
He's trapped! Why don't you come
Help me pull up the hood, and
Hurry!
Drake: right, right!
Josh: don't worry, dad! We're
Helping you, buddy! I got it,
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew
Buddy! And...weird! It just flew up. Like, that's weird, right?
Up. Like, that's weird, right?
Walter: what happened?
Josh: I don't know. The hinge...
Locked.
Walter: well, isn't that the
Oddest thing.
Josh: isn't it?
Walter: yeah.
Josh: hey, do you want a
Smoothie?
Walter: a smoothie?
Josh: ok, I'll get you one!
Josh: ok, I'll get you one! Walter: but...what--
Walter: but...what--
There's the culprit.
[Horn honks]
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh,
Walter: oh! Ow! Whoa! Jeez! Oh, come on! Help!
Come on! Help!
Josh: why didn't you bring the
Sheep up to our room?
Drake: I couldn't? What if mom
Turns around and sees me?
Turns around and sees me? Josh: well...
Josh: well...
Josh: well... Shh.
Shh.
Audrey: what in the world?!
Josh: go now! Come on.
Walter: honey, have you seen
Where josh went?
Audrey: no, but the weirdest
Thing just happened.
Walter: what's that?
Audrey: this lamp just, like,
Exploded out of nowhere.
Walter: well, that's peculiar.
Walter: well, that's peculiar. Maybe it--
Maybe it--
What's this avocado doing on the
Floor?
Floor? Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know.
Audrey: I don't know. [Baa]
[Baa]
[Baa]
Josh: well, we did it.
Drake: yeah.
Josh: come on, baaahhb. Now, you
Stay here with the baby and
Baaabbh. I'm gonna go downstairs
And make sure mom and dad aren't
Suspicious. Aah! They're
Suspicious!
Suspicious! [Sheep bleats]
[Sheep bleats]
Audrey: well, we came up here to
Ask why you guys are acting so
Strange tonight.
Walter: but maybe a better
Question would be, um, why do
You have sheep in your room?
Josh: technically, the little
One's called a lamb, but if you
Don't wanna--
Walter: josh?
Drake: yeah, all right. You know
What? This is all megan's fault.
Audrey: here we go again.
Josh: no, it is! Ok, she bought
The big one on-line.
Drake: and then it gave birth on
My bed.
Josh: and the whole thing's been
Really upsetting.
Walter: ok. So you want us to
Believe that a sweet, little
-Year-old girl somehow managed
To go on the internet and buy
Herself a pregnant sheep.
Josh: it does sound unlikely.
Drake: it's true!
Josh: it's true!
Megan: hey, what's going on?
Drake: ha! Now she can tell you
Herself.
Josh: yeah, you put down your
Oboe, and tell them what you
Did.
Megan: what are you guys
Talking--wow, a sheep! How cute!
Aw. Where'd you guys get him?
[Both stammer]
Josh: you know...good and well--
Drake: how long are we grounded?
Audrey: a month.
Josh: fair enough.
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats
[Lamb bleats, and josh bleats back]
Back]
Josh: all right, that's it.
Days. Tomorrow, we are free men.
Drake: it's about time.
Josh: you know, I kind of miss
Baaabbh. You?
Drake: yeah, a little, but that
Sheep's way better off at that
Petting zoo.
Josh: yeah, no doubt.
Josh: yeah, no doubt. [Drake gargles]
[Drake gargles]
Josh: ok. Does it really make
Sense to brush your teeth, and
Then rinse with mountain fizz?
Drake: you see, I have a little
Theory--
[Clatter]
Josh: what was that?
Josh: what was that? Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know.
Drake: I don't know. [Neighing]
[Neighing]
[Neighing] megan: what's up?
Megan: what's up?
[Thumping sound]
Drake: you hear that?
Josh: yeah. That's definitely
Coming from the garage.
Drake: ok, I'll go this way, you
Go in through the side door.
Josh: right.
Josh: right. Drake: ready?
Drake: ready?
Josh: ready.
Josh: ready. Man: mmm!
03x11 - Sheep Thrills
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Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.
Series follows two teenage stepbrothers Drake Parker and Josh Nichols as they live together despite opposite personalities.