01x31 - Puppy Pirates!

[bunniefuu]

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[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

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- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]

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[dog barks]

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[dog barks]

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- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Today, we'’re learning all about manners.

[barks]

That'’s right, Zippy.

It is important to be polite.

Like saying "please" and "thank you" and "excuse me."

And-- - Arrgh, matey!

- And "arrgh"?

Sounds like there might be a pirate at the door.

- Yo ho, yo ho!

It is I, Captain Otto!

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- There is a pirate at the door!

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Hi, Captain Otto.

I'’m Calvin, and this is Zippy.

- [barks]

- Ahoy, me mateys!

There be treasure buried in this dog school,

and I'’m aiming to find it.

- Wow, there'’s treasure at Mutt & Stuff?

- It says so right here on me map!

- Wow!

We'’d love to help you find your treasure, Captain Otto,

while we learn all about manners.

Come on, Zippy, time to set sail.

- [barks]

- Arrgh!

I'’ll let down me sails here.

Yo ho, yo ho, Captain Otto.

♪

- Thanks, Zippy!

[bell ringing]

Anchors away!

- All paws on deck!

There be a pirate at Mutt & Stuff.

Arrgh!

[chuckles]

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- Calling all dogs.

- Oh, Calvin, I'’ve never met a real pirate before.

- Well, you'’re about to,Stuff.

We'’re gonna become his buccaneers!

Or should I say, "bark-aneers"?

[both laugh]

- Come on, guys.

♪

- Yo ho hello, everyone.

Today, we have a surprise visitor.

His name is Captain Otto.

- Arrgh!

You'’re all gonna help me find me treasure.

Hmm.[laughs]

- Hmm.

I don'’t think pirates know how to be very polite.

Uh, Captain Otto?

Today at Mutt & Stuff, we'’re learning all about

how to have good manners.

- Arrgh, I'’ve never heard of a thing called "manners."

- It'’s all about saying things in a kind voice.

Like "please" and "thank you" and "excuse me."

- And always cleaning up.

- Yeah.

- Cleaning up?

[grunting]

There.

Done.

- Zippy, can you please show the captain how to clean up?

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Thanks, Zippy.

Great job!

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- Well, shiver me poodles.

That'’s an amazing dog. - Right.

- Hmm, that gives mean idea.

You can all be part of me crew!

- In that case, we should have a pirate doggy roll call!

If you'’re a dog and you'’re here,

bark "arrgh!"

[dogs barking]

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- Arrgh.

- And if you'’re a mouse and you'’re here,

squeak "arrgh."

- Squeak!

Oh, I mean, arrgh!

[giggles]

- Thanks, Noodles.

Great, everyone'’s here.

- Then let'’s stop all this flubbering,

and get to treasure hunter-ing.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

- I think Captain Otto has a lot to learn about manners.

And we have to look a lot like pirates!

It'’s dress up time!

- You heard the man, move your paws.

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- Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

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- [barks]

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- Hey, Cuddles, check out my cool eye patch.

Arrgh! Ahoy!

Uh, that'’s pirate for "hi."

[laughs]

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- Wow!

These First Mates look first rate!

Arrgh!

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Now that the dogs are ready to be puppy pirates,

Captain Otto is showing them the ropes

on his very own pirate ship.

Let'’s check it out.

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- Welcome to me ship!

I call her, The Jolly Dogger.

- Wow!

A real pirate ship!

- You'’ll be a fine bunch of sea dogs,

but ye be needing pirate names.

- Oh, hey, Captain,

can my name be Yellow Tummy, please?

- Yellow Tummy it is! - [giggles]

And I'’ll call these pirates,

Mr. Scuttles,

Princess Pickle Leg,

and the pirate twins, Scally and Wag,

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And you'’ll be...

Zippy the Terribly...

Cute.

- [barks]

- Okay!

All paws on deck!

Raise the flag, Mr. Scuttles.

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- [barks]

- Look alive, matey.

Those be Captain'’s orders.

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Listen here, laddie.

You best raise the flag,

or I'’ll make you walk the...

slippy slide.

- Oh.

- I'’m going to count to three.

One, two...

- Hey, Captain.

How'’s the treasure hunt going?

- Not so good, Calvin.

Me First Mate won'’t raise the flag.

- Uh, Captain?

I think it'’s because Cuddles

is waiting for you to say "please"

with a nice voice.

- Huh?

- Captain.

When you talk to dogs,

you have to be nice to them.

Like this.

Hey, Cuddles, can you please raise the flag?

- [barks] - [gasps]

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Well, I'’ll be a landlubber'’s uncle!

That "please" thing works.

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- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [stammering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What happens when pirates don'’t get along?

- Hmm...

they get into an arrgh-gument?

[trombone blaring]

[both laughing]

[whistle sliding]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, Zippy.

According to me map,

the treasure'’s buried big pirate steps that way.

Let'’s go!

One big pirate step.

Two big pirate steps.

Three big pirate steps.

Hey, Zippy.

You'’re not looking for me treasure.

- Captain Otto?

Did you forget the magic word?

It begins with the letter P.

- Pajamas!

- The magic word is "please."

Let me show you.

Zippy, would you please follow the captain

and help him find his treasure?

- [barks]

- That'’s a yes!

- Calvin, you sure do know your dogs.

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Okay, let'’s count.

One big pirate step. - [barking]

- Two big pirate steps. - [barking]

- Three big pirate steps. - [barking]

- Four big pirate steps.

- Five big pirate steps. - [barks]

- Six big...

- While they look for treasure, I better check on the puppies.

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Looks like the puppies are looking for

some treasure of their own.

Let'’s see if they found any.

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- ♪ Puppy play time

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♪ Puppy play time

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♪ Puppy play time

♪ Puppy play time

- big pirate steps-- - [barking]

Ugh! - Oh.

- What be this in me path?

A fluffy sea volcano?

- [laughs]

Ahoy there, Captain Otto.

How'’s it going?

- Yellow Tummy, you'’re in me way!

- Uh...erm...

- Hey, Captain Otto.

Did you find your treasure?

- Not yet.

Yellow Tummy'’s in me way.

- [groans]

- Captain, you have to treat dogs with kindness.

Did you say "excuse me"?

- Ex-squeegee.

- No, "excuse me." Like this.

Excuse me, Stuff, can you please let the captain go by?

- Oh, why certainly, my good fellow!

- [gasps] Me treasure awaits!

big pirate steps. - [barking]

- big pirate steps. - [barking]

- big...

- I don'’t think the captain is learning his manners.

Maybe he'’ll be more polite in our pirate dance class?

- Oh!

- Okay, everyone.

Let'’s do a dance called "the polite pirate."

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Give me a funky b*at, DJ Princess Pickles.

[drum roll] - [barks]

[funky music]

[barks]

- Okay.

So it'’s step, excuse me.

- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me--

excuse you, Yellow Belly.

Excuse me...

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Excuse me, excuse me--

excuse your tail!

- Maybe we should try that again?

- [sighs]

both: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

- Excuse you! - Excuse me.

- Excuse me, excuse--

your tail again, excuse you!

And excuse me, I must be looking for me treasure.

Hmph!

- Calvin, did--

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- I don'’t think Captain Otto is learning his manners today.

- Excuse me, excuse me...

- big pirate steps,

big pirate steps,

--

[yells] - [giggling]

- Hark! This pirate knows what that is.

A sea monster!

But where is it?

Oh, well.

Maybe it was nothing.

[chuckles]

- [yells] - [screams]

- [giggles]

- Sea monster?

- [yells] - [screams]

- [yells] - [screams]

- [yells] - [screams]

Wait minute! - [giggles]

- You'’re not a sea monster.

- Nope!

- You'’re a mouse.

[gasps] you'’re a mouse!

[screams]

- I'’m Noodles.

It'’s "mice" to meet you.

- Oh, Noodles, have you seen me treasure?

- Hmm.

Well, you know what they say,

X marks the spot.

- [gasps] Me treasure!

[laughs] - [giggles]

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- Oh, confetti!

Aye, you'’re one funny little mouse.

[weak trumpets playing]

- Attention, attention!

Calling all dogs...

and pirates.

[whimpers] Now that'’sa sea monster.

- No, not a sea monster.

But I know who that is.

- Pirate doggies.

It'’s kibble time.

Time to eat.

- Thanks, Bowwow.

Keep on looking for your treasure.

It'’s snack time for the doggy pirates!

[dogs barking]

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- Oh, snack time!

Yum, yum, yum, yum!

- Hi, Bowwow.

We'’re all searching for buried treasure.

- Well, you can practice by digging into these snacks.

Hah hah, hah hah. arrgh.

- I'’m sure the dogs would love that.

- Hey, pirate Sunny, why don'’t you start up

the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine?

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- Balloon rising.

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Rapid swirl.

Rapid swirl, rapid swirl.

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Shoe coming at ya.

Ball drop.

Bubbly stuff bubbling.

Gears turning.

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That'’s my favorite part.

Kibble for you.

And you.

How '’bout you?

And you?

Here comes Stuff'’s kibble.

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Wow, that'’s a lot.

Kibble delivery complete.

Bow wow, time to chow!

[dogs barking]

♪

- While the captain follows his map,

we'’re gonna watch a video of dogs digging for treasure

on the Paw Pad.

- Arrgh!

♪

- Oh, hey there, Giggle.

Hiya, Wiggle.

I'’ve got a joke for you.

[clears throat]

Why wouldn'’t the crab share his treasure?

Because he was too shellfish!

[laughs]

What, no laugh?

Aw, come on, that was a great one.

Hits me right in the funny bolt.

[laughs]

♪

- We'’re almost at me treasure, Zippy.

big pirate steps. - [barking]

- big pirate steps! - [barking]

Arrgh!

[gasps]

Me treasure must be buried right here!

Time to dig.

♪

- Hey, Captain Otto.

How'’s the treasure hunt going?

- It'’s a lot harder than I thought.

You'’ve got some very strong carpet.

- Yeah. Whoa.

I think I figured out why you haven'’t found your treasure.

- What is it?

- Well, you'’re reading it upside down.

- [gasps]

- And the treasure'’s not inside Mutt & Stuff,

it'’s outside on the playground.

- Well, shiver me paw prints, you'’re right!

I'’m off to me pirate ship.

Come on, Zippy, to the pirate ship!

Please.

Ex-squeegee, Calvin.

♪

- [laughs]

Come on, everyone.

To the playground, please.

It'’s time for me to become a pirate, too,

and join me doggy mates.

♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [stammering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- I wonder what pirates like to ride on the playground.

- Hmm...

the sea-saw?

[trombone blaring]

[both laugh]

[whistle sliding]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

- Get on board, me mateys!

From the top of me ship, we can see

where the treasure is.

♪

What'’s wrong?

Have you got seagulls in your ears?

Get on board, we have a treasure to find.

- Captain, the dogs don'’t want to go on your ship and help you.

- What? But why?

We have a treasure to find.

Come on, mateys, everyone on board!

- Captain, I think we should have a little talk

right over there.

- Arrgh-kay.

[soft music]

- The dogs don'’t want to help you because

you forgot something very important.

- I forgot to say arrgh?

- No, you forgot to be polite

and talk in a kind voice.

♪

[dogs whimpering]

How do you think the dogs feel?

- I guess they don'’t feel too good at all.

- Mm-mm.

- Aw, I feel terrible.

Calvin, I'’m going to right me wrong.

♪

Oh, how convenient.

A concertina.

Okay, me mateys.

I have a song to say I'’m sorry.

[spritely melody]

♪ Even a pirate'’s ♪

♪ Got to learn his manners

♪ Though the thought of it

♪ Made me quite bananers

♪ Can you imagine

♪ A pirate in a strong breeze

♪ Saying things like

Excuse me?

♪ Please

♪ But even a pirate

♪ Even a pirate

♪ Even a pirate

♪ Has got to learn his manners

[dogs barking] - Wow!

- From now on, doggies,

I shall be polite and use a kind voice.

I promise.

Now, will you please board me ship?

[dogs barking]

- Aye, aye, Captain.

- Good!

And give me a good pirate "arrgh" while you'’re at it.

[dogs barking] - Arrgh!

- That'’s the spirit!

Please come aboard,

and let'’s find the treasure!

- Aye, aye! - Arrgh!

♪

- Hey, Marty. - Huh?

- I think we'’re pirate trees.

- Pirate trees?

I don'’t get it, Sid. How?

- Well, we'’re both covered in bark.

- Oh! - [laughs]

- Bark! - Bark!

- Calvin, climb to me bow

and look for treasure, please.

- Aye, Captain.

[upbeat music]

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I see a mermaid!

♪

I see a lobster.

♪

I see an octopus!

And it'’s coming our way!

- What about me treasure?

♪

- I don'’t see any treasure, Captain.

♪

Wait, I think I see it!

- You do? Where is it, Calvin?

- It'’s in...

♪

- Oh, tell me, tell me, tell me!

Please?

- It'’s in the ball pit.

- The ball pit, of course!

Any pirate worth his salt could'’ve guessed that.

Come on, me mateys.

There be treasure ahead!

- Arrgh!

- To the slippy slide, please.

♪

Me treasure!

♪

- Let'’s open it! - Yeah!

♪

- Whoa! Golden dog bones!

- Ah!

[dogs barking]

This is the greatest treasure I'’ve ever discovered.

Except for me manners.

- I agree, Captain.

Manners are very important.

- And that reminds me of the one I'’ve been forgetting.

- Oh, which one, Captain?

- Saying "thank you."

Thanks for being such good friends,

and for helping find me treasure.

[dogs barking]

- You'’re welcome, Captain.

Let'’s celebrate with the pirate doggy dance party!

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪

Today, Captain Otto came to Mutt & Stuff

looking for treasure.

But he wasn'’t very polite.

- What'’s wrong?

Have you got seagulls in your ears?

Get on board, we have a treasure to find.

- And then he learned that having good manners

is a great way to make new friends.

And you should always be kind to your pets.

- I have a song to say "I'’m sorry."

- And then, we came outside

to have a pirate doggy dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪

- [laughs]

Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff!

♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [stammering]

Oh, hi there, Zoe.

- Why did the pirate get a stomachache?

- Hmm...

because he ate too many potato ships?

[trombone blaring]

[both laugh]

[whistle sliding]

- Good-bye, mateys! - See you next time!

Arrgh!

[quirky melody]

♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[quirky music]

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