02x45 - Sit, Stay, Stand Up!

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]

- Hey, Calvin, come on out.

I can'’t wait to start the day!

It'’s Junior Shades'’ first birthday!

- [yipping]

[exciting music]

- Whoo-hoo! I love birthdays!

[gears whirring]

[klaxon blaring]

Here comes Calvin!

- Here I come, Noodles!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪

- Hi! I'’m Calvin. Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

We'’re gonna throw Junior Shades

the biggest, best doggy birthday party ever!

- [barks] - [laughs]

Thanks for bringing in the mail, Zippy.

The dogs are gonna perform

some cool dog tricks for Junior Shades,

and we have a special surprise guest coming too!

Our guest isn'’t a clown.

It'’s not a princess.

It'’s...wait for it!

Wait for it!

Wally Whiskers, the best party comedian in the world!

He'’s coming to tell some jokes!

[doorbell rings] Hmm, I wonder who that could be.

[gasps]

I hope it'’s not Wally Whiskers!

We'’re not ready to throw the party yet.

Come on, Zippy.

- [giggling]

Guess who it is!

- Hmm...yellow feet.

Blue dog bone shorts.

I'’d say it'’s Stuff.

- You'’re right! It is Stuff!

[giggles] I mean, it is me.

Uh, how'’d you know?

- Mm, lucky guess.

- Ha! I'’m super excited about Junior Shades'’s birthday.

I brought lots of balloons to decorate Mutt & Stuff.

- That'’s a great idea, Stuff!

Let'’s go get this party started!

- Yeah! Whee!

[giggles]

- Good morning, everyone.

Today'’s a super-duper with frosting on top exciting day...

because it'’s Junior Shades'’s first birthday!

- Woof!

[dogs barking]

We'’ve got a ton of fun things planned

to get your tails wagging, but first it'’s time to...

decorate Mutt & Stuff!

[happy music]

♪

Wow! You guys did a great job.

Mutt & Stuff is ready to party.

[dogs barking]

- Uhh...Calvin?

I think I only decorated myself.

- [whines]

- [laughs] Stuff, you'’re wrapped better than a birthday present.

Let me help you.

- Whoa!

Phew! [laughs]

Oh, thanks, Calvin.

Looks like I'’m one dizzy doggy.

[laughs]

- Glad I could help.

[doorbell rings] Oh, that must be Wally Whiskers.

Get ready, Junior Shades.

Here comes your special birthday surprise.

- [laughs] Why did the stand-up comedian cross the road?

To get to Mutt & Stuff.

- [laughs] Hi, Wally! I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- Nice to meet you, Calvin. I'’m...

[kazoo hums enthusiastically]

Wally Whiskers!

And if you need a good laugh and you wanna be jolly,

just call on your main man Wally!

[laughing] Now where'’s this...

birthday cat?

- Oh, actually, it'’s Junior Shade'’s birthday.

- [yips]

- Boy, that'’s a funny-looking cat.

- Oh, well, that'’s because he'’s a dog.

- A dog, cat-- long as they got four paws

and a tail, doesn'’t matter to me.

Once I start telling my big jokes,

I'’ll have those pups meowing with laughter.

- Um...dogs bark.

- I knew that.

[kazoo hums enthusiastically]

Let'’s get this party started!

Let'’s get this party started!

[kazoo hums enthusiastically]

- [chuckles]

This is gonna be a very interesting party.

Welcome to Junior Shades'’s first birthday party!

We'’re gonna have a great show for you today.

We'’ve got jokes, we'’ve got magic.

We'’ve got all kinds of fun stuff planned.

- Ooh, fun stuff is the best kind.

- So let'’s raise thewoof

for our very special guest comedian,

the always funny Wally Whiskers!

[happy barking]

- Yay!

- All right.

Are you guys ready for some great cat jokes?

[confused strings]

- Uh... - Cat jokes?

I'’m not sure the dogs wanna hear cat jokes.

We might have a little problem.

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shrieking]

Oh, hi, Zoe. - Do you know any cat jokes?

- Why would I know cat jokes?

- '’Cause you'’re a cat.

- I am? Hm.

All this time, I thought I was an elephant.

[trumpets like elephant]

[silly trombone tones]

[both laughing]

[both shriek, thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[happy music]

- Hey, happy to be here

celebrating Junior Shades'’ first birthday.

- [yipping]

[all barking]

- Let'’s get this party purring.

Okay, what do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain!

[laughs]

- Uhh...

- What, no purring?

Okay, what do you call a cat at a beach?

A sandy claws!

Like sandy and claws but not really Santa Claus?

What? Cat got your tongue?

- [whines] - Well, okay.

Why couldn'’t the space cat drink her water?

Because it was in a flying saucer.

- [moans] - '’Cause usually

their saucers are stationary and they...don'’t...

[confused trombone tones]

Okay. Now.

Uh, here'’s something never, ever fails.

Watch this. [laughs]

Here, kitty, kitty!

Here, kitty, kitty!

[both laughing] Here, kitty, kitty!

Here, kitty, kitty!

This is...always... works...

till...today.

Well, happy birthday, Junior Shades.

Sorry I couldn'’t make you laugh. - [whimpers]

- Or...meow.

- Uh...

[laughs nervously]

Let'’s give it up for Wally Whiskers...

Princess Pickles, Pixie, it'’s your turn.

I'’ll be back in two wags of a dog'’s tail.

How'’s it going, Wally?

- Not too good, man.

I didn'’t get one single laugh out there.

What'’s a guy gotta do to get a meow around here?

- Well, this is a school for dogs,

so maybe you might wanna try some dog jokes.

- Dog jokes?

I don'’t know anything about dogs.

I'’m sorry I let you down.

Well, let me tell you one thing.

I'’m never ever doing another birthday party again.

Never ever.

I quit.

Enough of this stand-up comedy thing.

I think I wanna be a mime.

- Um, you can'’t give up yet, Wally.

You just need to spend more time with the dogs

to get to know them better.

- All I wanted to dowas make

Junior Shades laugh on his birthday

- Well, if you wanna get to know dogs,

just do the things they love most.

Like exercising, playing,

giving them snacks, showing them affection...

- How am I gonna do all that?

- Well, luckily, you'’re at a school for dogs.

[laughs] Rocket!

[excited trumpets]

Can you please take Wally and show him how to play with dogs?

- [barks] - Awesome.

- Well, come on. Let'’s do this, man.

- While Wally'’s playing with Rocket,

I better see how the party'’s going.

[upbeat techno music]

[barking]

[records scratching]

[barking]

♪

- [laughing] All right!

Let'’s hear it for DJ Princess P and Lil'’ Pixie.

[all barking] - Whoo-hoo!

- Okay, now our next act can change clothes

faster than you can chase a squirrel.

Giggle and Wiggle!

[laughs] How '’bout another one, Giggle and Wiggle?

And again!

Big finish!

- [barks]

- Oh, I better go check on Wally and Rocket.

- Great job, Rocket!

- Hey, Wally. How'’s it going?

- It'’s going great. I'’m learning a lot.

But watch this.

[drum roll]

This playing fetch is tiring but it is great exercise!

- Well, um... I have one suggestion, Wally.

Uh, usually, when you play fetch,

the dog is supposed to get the ball.

- The dog is supposed to get the ball?

Oh, man! I can'’t get anything right.

I quit.

I'’m going back to being a circus clown.

So what do you think?

- [laughs] That'’s kinda funny.

But don'’t quit, Wally.

Everyone makes mistakes.

If you keep trying, I know you'’ll get it right.

Go ahead. Give it another try.

- All right.

What have we got to lose?

[playful music]

Remember, this is his idea, not mine!

Okay?

Now, go fetch!

I did it!

I told Rocket to fetch it, and he did!

And then he brought it back! Man, that was fun!

[both laugh]

I wanna feed the dogs a snack next

'’cause I got something that they will absolutely lo-ove!

Come on, Rocket! Let'’s get out of here.

[laughing]

Masterpiece!

Knock knock!

- Ooh! Who'’s there?

- Snack time! - [laughs] Snack time who?

- Just snack time.

I made you guys some great birthday sandwiches!

- Um, hey, Mr. Whiskers, sir?

Dogs don'’t eat sandwiches for their snack time.

They eat kibble.

- Kibble? - Yeah.

- Well, why didn'’t you say so? Or bark so?

[laughter]

Ooh!

Masterpiece!

- [laughs] Uh...Mr. Whiskers, sir?

Maybe you should try just kibble with no sandwich.

- Just kibble?

[laughs]

Well, all kibble, but no sandwiches.

Note to self:

dogs like kibble,

no sandwiches.

I'’m learning.

- Mm, mm, mm!

- Well, those dogs may not like sandwiches,

but I certainly do.

- Hi, Wally! - Whoa!

- Sorry! Didn'’t mean to scare you.

- Don'’t tell me I gotta know about mice now too!

- [laughs] I'’m Noodles.

And I know a joke that always makes the doggies laugh.

It'’s called "pull the rope."

- Oh, are you sure this'’ll make them laugh?

- Oh, yeah. They laugh and laugh and laugh.

[giggles] - Who knew it was so easy?

[both laugh]

[French horn notes]

[laughter]

- Wait! Wait, now I remember!

That joke doesn'’t make the doggies laugh!

It makes me laugh!

[both laugh]

- Hey, Davenport!

Davenport - [blubbering]

Oh, hi, Zoe. - Can you tell jokes?

- Of course I can. I'’m a cat-median.

[silly trombone tones]

[both laugh]

[both shriek, thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

- What'’s up, Wally?

- Just checking in on my dog list.

[laughs] Check one.

Playtime.

Check two.

Snacks. Now.

What else do I need to know,Calvin?

- Hmm...

Oh, Princess Pickles!

You could take Princess Pickles for a walk.

Exercising with a dog is a great way to get to know them.

- Oh, I can definitely handle that.

Princess Pickles, you enjoy yourself.

See you when you get back.

[laughs]

Take a dog for a walk.

Check!

- Oh, Wally, you might not wanna check that one just yet.

When you take a dog for a walk,

you'’re supposed to walk with them.

- You'’re pulling my leg.

Is that mouse with the confetti around here somewhere?

- No. No confetti.

Just give it a try.

- All right, now.

Remember, this is his idea, not mine!

Let'’s vamoose!

[silly music]

Ahh!

- Time for more birthday entertainment!

[upbeat tuba music]

♪

[all barking] - Thank you, Sonny.

Now our next birthday act is just like a tree.

He'’s all bark and no bite!

Let'’s give it up for Stuff!

[all barking]

- Abbra-dog-cabra!

Hoogus-poodle-pocus!

If you bark now, I'’ll pull out a cow.

[silly strings]

- Uh...moo?

[laughing]

I'’m okay!

- Ta-da!

[all barking]

Nice, Stuff!

Next up, we have something very special.

Zippy invited his two brothers to do some tricks for us.

Here they are, Zippy, Peppy, and Speedy!

Take it away, boys.

[silly orchestral music]

♪

[all barking] Awesome job, guys!

[all barking] - Whoo!

- Ah, hey there, Wally!

I'’m Melvin the fire hydrant.

- Ah, nice to meet ya.

- [laughs] Say, how'’s Junior Shades'’ birthday party, going?

- Not too good. Those dogs are not laughing at any of my jokes.

- Hmm...joke trouble, huh?

Well, I'’ve got a joke

that'’ll get those doggies howling with laughter.

What did the dog eat at his birthday party?

A bone-nana split!

[both laughing]

Right? Yeah! - A bone-nana split!

That was a funny joke, huh, Princess Pickles?

- [whines] - Whoa. Ruff crowd!

- You can spray that again, brother!

[shouting and laughing]

- Hey, Wally.

Thought I'’d take a break from the party to see how it'’s going.

- [laughs] I'’m doing exactly what you told me to do.

I'’m grooming.

Too bad I don'’t have enough hair to groom, though.

- Oh. [laughs]

Wally, what I meant by grooming was to groom the dogs.

- Groom the dogs?

Oh, man!

I can'’t get anything right.

I should have just stuck with cats.

Thank you so much for your help.

But I quit.

Just not a dog guy.

Well, Junior Shades,

I'’m on my way out.

But I just wanted to tell you,

I'’m sorry I didn'’t make you laugh.

Mainly because I don'’t know anything about dogs.

I do wanna say happy birthday.

- [whimpers]

- But Wally, you do know about dogs.

You'’re doing something they love the most right now.

- What, apologizing for not being funny?

- [laughs] No! You'’re showing them affection.

And no one taught you how to do that.

- You'’re right. I am doing it on my own.

Hey, I wanna take all the stuff I learned about dogs today

and go write some jokes.

That'’s it! You guys ready to laugh?

[all barking]

All right then!

Let'’s do it, baby!

- And now the moment you'’ve all been waiting for!

Get those tails wagging for the baron of bark, Wally Whiskers!

[both laughing]

[dogs barking] - All right!

Thank you, thank you!

Okay, I hope you guys are ready to laugh.

What kind of cat has a thousand legs?

A cat-erpillar.

[all whining] Oh, no, wait a minute.

We don'’t want any cat jokes.

This is about dogs.

Remember, everything you learned about dogs today!

What did Little Red Riding Hood name her new dog?

The big bad wolf!

[barking laughter]

Hey! Calvin, you'’re laughing!

- I knew you could do it. Keep going.

- What do you call a dog that likes to swim underwater?

- I don'’t know. What?

- A pug-marine!

[barking laughter] Beep, beep, beep!

[barking laughter]

Have you guys seen the new I-Bone

with doggie collar ID?

Hello?

I think these jokes are going to the dogs.

[barking laughter]

Look at this!

A ball that actually fetches itself!

Can I get a woof-woof on this?

[barking laughter]

- Let'’s hear it for Wally Whiskers!

[all barking]

You were hilarious, Wally. Everyone loved you.

- Thank you, Calvin. Thank you, Calvin.

And now for the very best part.

Happy birthday, Junior Shades!

- [yipping]

[both laughing]

- [howling]

♪

all: ♪ It'’s your birthday, Junior Shades ♪

♪ It'’s your birthday, Junior Shades ♪

♪ Woof, woof, woof

♪ Woof, woof, woof ♪

♪ It'’s your birthday, Junior Shades ♪

- Big finish!

[kazoo humming]

[laughing]

Well, I must admit, Calvin,

thank you so much for teaching me about dogs

and how to make them laugh.

And most of all, I appreciate you

introducing me to all my new friends.

[all barking]

[yips]

- What a great birthday!

Let'’s celebrate with a doggy dance party.

Come on. Wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- Today was Junior Shades'’ birthday.

Wally Whiskers came to the party,

but he didn'’t know anything about dogs.

So no one laughed at his jokes.

So we spent the day getting to know the dogs better.

And because Wally kept trying and never gave up,

he told some new jokes that everyone loved.

Then we celebrated Junior Shades'’ birthday

with a dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Thanks for joining us today.

I'’ll see you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Hm--[blubbering]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- What did you get Junior Shades for his birthday?

- Oh, um...

a dog bowl that fills itself with food.

[silly trombone tones]

[both shriek, thud]

- Good-bye, everyone.

- Happy birthday, Junior Shades.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff