02x57 - Hocus Puppy Pocus

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- [giggles]

Hey, Rocket, my magical assistant.

Are you ready to have a magical day

assisting me, the Great Stuffini?

[musical flourish]

[laughs] - [barks]

- Oh, good, 'cause we got so much to do.

We're gonna do every magical trick

in my new favorite book,

"Enchanted Irving's Big Book of Magic."

[laughs]

Okay, let's see here.

The first trick in this book is how to--

oh, how to magically open a door.

Well, that's good, 'cause we need to open the door

and let Zippy in. [laughs]

All right. Hmm...

♪ Open, shmopen, the Dutch door, I'm hopin' ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

[magical ringing]

Aw, that's weird. Nothing happened.

[laughs] - [barks]

- Oh! Sorry, Rocket.

That's not how that trick's supposed to work.

[laughs]

Well, because my magic didn't work,

do you mind helping me out with the door?

[cheery melody]

Thanks, Rocket.

- [barks] - [laughs] Hiya, Zippy.

[sighs]

[lever clicks, alarms blare]

[machinery whirs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, I'm Calvin. Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- Ooh! Calvin, Calvin. [clears throat]

Can the Great Stuffini turn your blue shirt red?

- Hmm...I guess. Sure.

- Oh, great. Okay. [clears throat]

Let's see... ♪ Presto, change-o ♪

♪ Shirt, re-arrange-o ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

Huh? [laughs]

Uh. Oops. - Huh?

- [laughs] That didn't work.

- That's okay. - [laughs]

And it's gonna be a super magical day,

'cause I'm gonna do every single trick

in "Enchanted Irving's Big Book of Magic."

- Wow, I love that idea, Stuff.

Well, do you have any outside tricks?

Because we should definitely start the school day with...

playtime!

- Ooh!

The next trick in

"Enchanted Irving's Big Book of Magic"

is the ole "Bunny Ear-a-Roozi."

[laughs] Here goes.

♪ Hippity, zippity, zap ♪

♪ Zippy, now you shall have bunny ears to flap ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

[laughs] Uh, whoa!

You don't look like a bunny to me.

You look like another Zippy.

- Uh, Stuff, I think we better try

that trick again. - [laughs]

Yeah, uh, is this wand broken? [laughs]

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

[playful music]

[groans] - Whoa, Stuff.

You better watch where you shake that wand.

- Oh, no. Three Zippys.

[sighs] But which one of you

is the real Zippy?

- I know how to find out.

Will the real Zippy please sit pretty?

- [groans] - Uh...

Will the real Zippy please jump in the air?

[dogs barking]

This isn't working out.

- [sighs] Oh, well.

When one of my tricks doesn't work,

I just move on to the next one.

[laughs] Nothing in my hat,

except... [laughs]

[stammers] Uh...

♪ ♪

Whoa. There's so many handkerchiefs

and so many Zippys.

Aw, this magic trick isn't going right either.

Time for the next trick.

♪ ♪

- Hmm. - Oh.

- Well...eh.

- [laughs] Oh.

- Look at us, Sid.

We're all tied up, like presents with a bow.

- [laughs] Oh! Hey, Marty.

- Hmm? - You know what kind of a bow

can't be tied? - No idea.

- A rainbow!

[dogs whining] - Yellow, and green, and blue...

- Oh, brother. - Indigo, violet...

- Huh. The next trick

in "Enchanted Irving's Big Book of Magic"

is the "Switchy-Switch Switcheroo."

- A switcheroo? - Mm-hmm.

- That sounds like a complicated trick, Stuff.

Maybe we should talk about your tricks first.

- Eh, how hard can it be?

I'll try it on this stuffed animal.

Skuh-poof!

[laughs] Ah, let's see.

Um... ♪ Switchity-switch swurple ♪

♪ Turn this stuffed animal purple ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus! ♪

[quirky music]

Uh...that wasn't supposed to happen.

Now I turned the stuffed animal turtle into a real turtle.

[laughs] Now what?

- Hi, everyone. - [gasps]

Ooh, hi. - Oh, hi, Annie.

It's Annie the animal rescuer.

- Calvin, I just got the weirdest message

on my Critter Transmitter. - Hmm?

- Listen.

- Annie, urgent message.

There is a lost stuffed-animal turtle.

Wait, make that a real turtle.

- [laughs] I can explain that.

Look.

- Aww, a box turtle. - Mm-hmm.

- [whispering] He isn't really shaped

like a box, but don't tell him that.

- Okay. [giggles]

- You, little guy, belong outside in the forest.

Come on, let's go.

I'll drive.

Another successful animal rescue mission.

- [laughing]

- There you go.

[pleasant music]

♪ ♪

Bye, everyone. - Oh!

[together] Bye, Annie.

[bicycle bell rings]

- Uh, Stuff? - Hmm?

- Do you want to try that trick again

before moving on to the next one?

- Nah, I'm just gonna move on.

Let's see what's next. Ooh, here we go.

♪ Ah-wa-ba-bitty, ah-wa-ba-kitty ♪

- Watch out, Stuff. - Huh?

- That magic's going the wrong way.

- Wha--oops! - Oh, no.

♪ ♪

Something magical is happening over there.

- [gasps quietly]

[magical ringing]

- Oh, no. Looks like some of that magic

landed in the puppy playpen.

I'd better check on the puppies.

[playful music]

- ♪ Kitty playtime ♪ - Oh, no.

The puppies were turned into kittens.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Kitty playtime ♪

[kittens meowing]

♪ ♪

♪ Kitty playtime ♪

♪ ♪

- [meows]

♪ ♪

[toy jingles] - [meows]

- ♪ Kitty playtime ♪

♪ ♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport. - [stammering in surprise]

Oh, hey, Zoe. - Hey.

What do cats say when they do magic tricks?

- Hmm. They say,

"abra-cat-dabra."

[humorous trombone note]

[both laughing]

[thud]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

- Uh, hey, Stuff. - Huh?

- I want to talk to you about your magic tricks.

- Oh. Okey-da-magic-dokey.

- You see...

[gentle music]

I think you're giving up too easily.

If the trick doesn't work the first time,

then you should try again.

- Yeah, but this next trick

is gonna be better than all the other ones.

[laughs] Watch this.

Okay, Cowboy, I'm gonna make you

so super small that you'll fit right here in my paw.

[laughs] Ready? Let me see...

Okay, uh... ♪ Itty-bitty, shrink 'em all ♪

♪ Time to make Cowboy super small ♪

[laughs] ♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

[groans] Whoa.

Well, that's not super small at all.

- That's okay, Stuff.

Now's your chance to try the trick again.

- Aw, nah.

I'll just go on to the next trick

in "Irving's Big Book of Magic."

Uh, let's see... hmm, hmm...

Ooh! Here's a trick

with a special message from Irving himself.

It says, "Warning: this trick is only for experts.

"Do not try until you've mastered every other trick

in the book. This is very important."

Oh...

[excitedly] Ooh, I've got to

try this trick. [giggles]

- But, Stuff, you haven't mastered

any of the other tricks.

- Eh, it'll be okay.

What's the worst that could happen, Calvin?

I'm gonna make you feet tall.

- Okay. - Hmm...

♪ Big, biggity, bopperoo ♪

♪ It's time for Calvin to grow times two ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

Oh...Calvin. - [clucking]

[country music]

Uh, I turned you into a chicken.

- [clucking]

- Calvin? Are you in there?

Can you hear me?

- [clucks] - [groans]

Hey, uh, three Zippys?

What should I do? I made my teacher a chicken.

[dogs groan and whine]

Aw, Calvin. I'm really sorry

I turned you into a chicken.

If you were here, I'd ask you how to

turn you back into you,

but now I don't know what to do.

Oh, "Enchanted Irving's Big Book of Magic"

hasn't helped me at all.

Huh...but maybe Enchanted Irving can.

[sighs] I wish he was here

to help me.

♪ ♪

Wha--whoa!

[gasps]

- Hello, my magical comrade.

It is I, the enchanting Enchanted Irving.

- Oh, boy, Enchanted Irving!

I'm Stuff,

and I really need your help.

- I'd love to help, but first...

- Hmm? - We need to figure out

what's hiding behind your ear!

- Wow! Whoa, you're good.

[both laugh]

- You know what the worst thing is

about a rubber chicken?

- No, what? - Their eggs are chewy.

[both laugh]

- How did you do that?

- A little thing called...

[whispers dramatically] Magic.

♪ ♪

[mysterious ringing]

- Whoa!

Enchanted Irving,

where did you go?

- Hello. - Wha--

- Comfy dog bed.

- Wha--

[laughs]

You're the bestest best magician ever.

Oh, I sure hope you can help me.

Here's what happened. - Okay.

- I accidentally turned my teacher, Calvin,

into a chicken.

- [laughs] Been there, done that.

- Huh? - Yeah.

When I was starting out,

I turned my aunt Phyllis into a porcupine.

- Oh! [laughs] - Me, the Enchanted Irving!

- Ah.

Well, that means

you can help turn Calvin, Calvin again.

- Enchanted Irving, at your service.

- Ooh. - Show me the chicken.

- Right. - Let's do some magic.

- Yes.

Enchanted Irving, this is our teacher,

Calvin the chicken.

- [shouts] [chicken clucks]

Don't worry, my new friend Calvin.

We'll have you back to normal in no time.

♪ Pow, piddily-pop, and a bang, bang, bang! ♪

[cape swooshes] - Ooh.

- ♪ Abra-dog-cadabra, you're Calvin again ♪

[chicken clucks]

- [gasps] Calvin!

I missed you. I'm so sorry

I turned you into a chicken.

[quirky music]

Wait, you're still a chicken.

- Sheesh, that's a little embarrassing.

- [grunts] - But that's okay.

I'll just try again.

♪ Pow, pow, piddily-pop ♪

♪ And a bang, bang, bang ♪

[cape swooshes]

♪ Abra-dog-cadabra, you're Calvin again ♪

♪ ♪

Usually I'm a much better magician than this.

But magic's funny that way sometimes.

I'll just try again.

- You're gonna try again?

Why would you do that when the magic

didn't work right the first time?

- That's what magicians do, Stuff.

The number one rule of magic

is, you keep trying until you get it right.

- Oh, hmm...

- Oh--this might take a while.

- Yeah.

[mysterious music]

- Like, a long while. - Oh! Right.

Uh...well, you can take all day,

just as long as we get Calvin back.

[laughs] Okay...see ya.

♪ ♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport. - [spluttering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Why did the chicken cross the road?

- Hmm...

To cock-a-doodle-"do"

something on the other side.

[humorous trombone note]

[both laughing]

[thud]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Psst. - Huh?

- [giggling]

- Hmm.

- Over here.

- What? - [giggling]

- Huh.

[laughs]

- Hello. - Whoa!

[both laugh]

- Hiya, Great Stuffini.

- [groans] Hi, Noodles.

But you should call me the Not-So-Great Stuffini.

- Wha-- - [sighs]

I turned Calvin into a chicken.

And Enchanted Irving is having a hard time

turning him back. - Oh.

Well, that's too bad. - Yeah, it is.

I'm afraid Enchanted Irving's never gonna get Calvin

to be Calvin again.

- Hmm...

Hey, you know what always makes me feel better

when I'm down?

- Huh? No, what?

- Pulling a rope, like this one,

that's just hanging around

for no reason.

- Wha--oh, okay.

[both laugh]

- Whoa! - [laughing]

[both laughing]

- Whoa, that does make me feel better.

Thanks, Noodles. - Any time.

- Oh, I better go check on Enchanted Irving

and see how it's going with Calvin.

- Good luck.

[melancholy music]

[Stuff singing to himself]

Oh, hey, is--wait.

Calvin's still a chicken.

Ooh, does that mean

your magic's not working yet?

- Oh, my magic's working just fine.

[magical ringing]

- [stammering]

[groans] But you said

the number one rule of magic

is to keep trying.

And you kept trying,

and Calvin's still not Calvin.

- That's because I forgot to tell you about

the number two rule of magic.

- Oh. - Only the magician

who does the trick can undo it.

That magician is you, Stuff.

- Huh? - So you just have to

keep trying until you turn Calvin back.

- Wha--I can't do any more magic.

I might turn everyone into a chicken.

Mutt & Stuff could be Chicken & Stuff.

[panicked music]

Calvin's just gonna have to stay

a chicken forever.

[grunting dramatically]

[grunts, sighs]

[frustrated grumbling]

[groans] Hi, Zippy, Zippy,

and other Zippy.

[dogs barking]

Enchanted Irving says I have to do

more magic to turn Calvin back into a human,

but my magic messed everything up.

And I don't wanna try again.

[sighs] I have to tell Calvin

that he's gonna be a chicken forever.

You don't think he'll mind, do you?

[dogs groan and whine]

Yeah, you're probably right.

But I still have to tell him.

[glumly] ♪ Chicken & Stuff ♪

♪ Let's go to chicken school ♪

♪ I say "ready," you say... ♪ [clucks]

♪ Chicken & Stuff ♪

♪ Chicken & Stuff ♪

♪ Squawk along and put your wings up ♪

[sighs]

Calvin, I have to tell you something,

but I'm not sure you're gonna like it.

After you, buddy.

Oh, uh, yeah-- maybe I'd better just

carry you in.

Um... [clears throat]

[grunts]

Thanks for coming to my doghouse

for a nose-to-beak, Calvin.

I just wanted to tell you I'm so super sorry

that I turned you into a chicken.

And I can't change you back, 'cause I am never

gonna try magic again.

- You need to believe in yourself, and keep trying.

- Huh? Calvin, is that you?

- No, Stuff, it was me.

- Oh. - I heard you from outside.

- [laughs]

- Nice doghouse. - Thanks.

- [chuckles] Stuff. - Hmm?

- Remember how I told you I turned my aunt Phyllis

into a porcupine? - Yeah.

- But I loved my prickly aunt Phyllis so much

that I'd do anything for her.

So I tried my magic again... - Oh.

- And again... - Ah.

And then your magic worked?

- Yup, now Aunt Phyllis is playing golf.

And doing great. - Well...

I love Calvin a whole bunch.

And I'd do anything for him.

Hmm...

I'm gonna keep trying my magic

until I get it right. [laughs]

Chicken, it's time to make you

into Calvin again.

- Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- Ladies and gentle-dogs,

I would now like to present

the one, the only:

his amazing magical-ness,

the Great Stuffini!

[machinery whirs]

- [laughs] Thank you, thank you.

[dogs bark]

I, the Great Stuffini,

will now turn his teacher, Calvin,

back into a human.

[laughs dramatically]

♪ Frippity, frappity-froo ♪

♪ Make my chicken magic undo ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

Huh?

[groans] Well, that's not right.

But that's okay. I just have to try again.

[laughs, clears throat]

♪ Frimmity, frammity-fin, turn back to Calvin ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

♪ ♪

[groans] Oh, no, I did it wrong again.

Ah, I should just give up.

[dogs barking]

You're right. I care about Calvin.

I got to keep trying.

Hmm. Okay.

♪ Ba-boom, ba-bing, ba-bin ♪

♪ Bring back my friend Calvin ♪

♪ Hocus puppy pocus ♪

[poof]

- [clucking] - [gasps]

I did it! - Huh?

- I did it! Calvin's back.

Oh, Calvin, are you okay?

- [exhales] I'm fine, Stuff.

Thanks. [clucks]

- Wha-- - Whoa.

[dogs barking]

Well, thanks for making me me again, Stuff.

You kept trying until you got it right.

- I sure did.

♪ ♪

Whoa! - I knew you could do it, Stuff.

You're a true magician.

I'm proud of you. - Aw.

- And good to meet you, Calvin.

Oh--without the feathers. [chuckles]

- Nice to meet you, Enchanted Irving.

- Yeah.

- Well, can you join us

for a doggy dance party?

- The only thing I like more than magic

is dancing!

- Look at those feet go.

♪ ♪

- Whoa. - Not to mention the arms.

Wow. - All right!

Well, wag it like you mean it. [laughs]

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barking]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - [barks]

- ♪ Bark along ♪

♪ And put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

[gentle music]

- Today, Stuff wanted to do

every trick in his magic book.

But when they didn't work,

he just moved on to the next one.

- Time for the next trick.

- Then, he accidentally

turned me into a chicken,

and didn't think he'd ever

be able to turn me back.

- Now I don't know what to do.

- Finally, Enchanted Irving helped Stuff realize that

when you're learning something new,

you got to keep trying... - That's okay.

I'll just try again.

- Especially when it's for someone you care about.

- [gasps] I did it!

- Then we celebrated with a magical doggy dance party!

[kazoo music]

♪ ♪

Thanks for joining us today.

I'll see you back at Mutt & Stuff.

- [barks]

♪ ♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport. - [splutters]

Oh, hey there, Zoe. - Why are you

wearing a top hat? - Because I am a magician.

- Oh. - They call me

Davenport the Great Cat.

[mysterious tune]

Boogedy-boogedy!

- [stammers]

- Hey, I said "great cat," not "grapefruit."

[humorous trombone note]

[both laughing]

- Wahoo! - Good-bye, everyone.

- See ya next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪