02x66 - Get Up And Bark!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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02x66 - Get Up And Bark!

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

[video game beeps] - Ah!

This is my favorite video game.

Look, King Kibble Dog is eating so much kibble.

- [barks] - Love this video game so much!

- Hello?

Zippy?

Is anyone here?

Hmm...

- [sighs] Ooh!

Hey, that means it's Zippy's turn to play.

[video game beeps]

Oh--yeah. Oh, go ahead, Zippy.

Crunch that kibble, and crunch it good.

- Can someone open the door?

Anyone!

Guys!

Zippy, aren't you gonna pull the lever down

so the garage opens?

- Go, Zippy. If you can't get

all the kibble, no one can.

[video game beeps]

- I guess I can open the door myself.

[upbeat music]

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

[triumphant music]

[alarms blaring]

[machinery whirring]

♪ ♪

- Hello everyone!

♪ ♪

Hi, I'm Calvin. Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- Hey, Calvin. I got a surprise over here.

[video game music]

- Hey, Stuff. - Oh, you're gonna love

this amazing new game we're playing.

Uh, uh--you have to play. It's really awesome.

- Um, thanks, Stuff, but maybe later.

Right now, I really wanna get this day started.

- Yeah, good idea, Calvin. While you do that,

we're just gonna keep playing King Kibble Dog.

[laughs]

- Hmm... I don't want them

playing video games all day.

They'll be cranky and tired,

and their bodies won't feel that great.

Hmm...

Oh! I have an idea

to get these bodies moving.

- [giggling] Oh, so good!

[laughing]

Aw, ye-- what?

Oh, no. King Kibble Dog is gone!

What happened to my best kibble-crunching buddy?

[stammers anxiously] - Well,

instead of playing video games

all day, we can do this!

[remote beeps]

[exciting music]

- Hi, I'm Jumping Jimmy,

and if you need to move, I'll bring my doggy gym

to you!

- What do you guys think?

A doggy gym or King Kibble?

[dogs barking]

Yeah, I agree. King Kibble.

[laughs] - Wait, keep watching.

It looks fun. - [sighs]

- Come on, doggies. I want all you woofers,

waggers, and wigglers to move your bodies!

It doesn't matter if you're furry, fuzzy,

or fancy--any dog can move and groove,

and I'll help you do it. Just call me Jumping Jimmy,

and I'll get you to get up and bark!

- Well, guys? What do you think?

Should we get up and bark, and move our bodies,

and play some games? - Uh...

but we are playing a game, Calvin.

[video game music]

[beeping]

- Oh, boy. I gotta figure out

a way to get these dogs moving.

[video game music]

- [laughing]

Whoo! - I have an idea.

There's not a dog on the planet that can resist...playtime!

Everybody meet me outside on the playground!

- Go, Rocket, go!

[laughs] Yes.

- Okay, maybe they can resist playtime,

but not playtime with the super-duper

bouncy booster ball! Look, guys,

the super-duper bouncy booster ball!

Yeah!

- [droning tonelessly] King Kibble Dog is the best.

- Is it better than a whole bunch of...Frisbees?

[energetic music]

Isn't this great?

♪ ♪

- Oh, munch away, King Kibble Dog,

munch away! - Maybe King Kibble Dog

would like to go outside and play fetch...

with some fun toys!

[joyful music]

- [droning tonelessly] Ah, King Kibble Dog...

- Looks like I'm gonna have to find another way

to get these dogs interested in something

other than King Kibble Dog.

-[grunting] Hey, Marty.

- Yeah, Sid? - Things keep flying

out of the school, and now I got this toy

stuck in my branches. [grunts]

- Yeah, well, it could be worse.

- Huh? [shouts comically]

Yeah, that's worse.

- Ah, well this is nice.

We got snacks and water.

Okay, let's keep playing!

[laughs] Whoo!

There's no limit to how much kibble you can eat!

- [groans] Boy, where is everybody?

[grunting]

Ooh... oh, there they are.

Hey, doggies! Nobody's trying to sniff me,

or drool on me, or anything today!

I'm a little bored. Hello?

Doggies? - Hey, Melvin. [sighs]

- Hey. - The dogs are glued

to the dog-a-tron. No one's moving.

[video game beeping] - Yes!

- Hey, maybe if you tell one of your jokes,

they'll stop playing King Kibble Dog!

- Great idea.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say

after he had some kibble?

- [shouts at video game]

- That hit the spot! [laughing]

You get it? Dalmatians have spots.

- [laughs] - It hit the spot!

- Yeah, that's right, King Kibble Dog.

- Yeesh, these dogs are a ruff crowd.

- I know, tail me about it.

- Aw, good one, Calvin.

Blammo, skibbley-bop!

Melvin out. [shouts]

- These dogs can't play video games all day.

Don't worry, I'll think of something...

I hope.

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

- Davenport! - [spluttering]

Oh, hey there, Zoe. - The dogs have been playing

video games for so long! - I know.

They've been playing... fur-ever.

[humorous trombone note]

[both laughing]

[both screaming]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- The dogs only wanna play video games all day,

but maybe the puppies wanna exercise!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

- Time for a puppy workout.

Now, jump up and down! - ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

- Now clap those paws.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

[harmonica solo]

- Now touch your toes.

♪ ♪

Now shake that body.

♪ ♪

Now for the best move of all...

look cute! - ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

♪ ♪

- Exercising with puppies is the best.

- ♪ Puppy playtime ♪

- [sighs] I have to figure out

a way to get the dogs up and moving.

[sneaky music]

- Huh?

Wait...the dogs were right here.

That means they moved, but where?

Hmm...when animals go missing, I know just who to call:

Annie the animal rescuer.

♪ ♪

I still can't find the dogs.

I sure hope Annie gets here soon.

[chiming tones] - Hi, Calvin.

- Whoa! [laughs] Hi, Annie.

- Did I hear the dogs are missing?

- Yes, you did. - Then Annie the animal rescuer

is on the case. I'll find those pups

in two shakes of a puppy-dog tail.

- Go get 'em, Annie!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hey, Noodles ♪ - Hmm?

[shouts] - [giggles]

- [laughs] Annie!

I'm usually the one that does

the scaring around here. - [giggles]

- How you doing? - I'm doing okay,

but I can't find the dogs. - Hmm.

- Have you seen them? - Oh, sure.

I see 'em all the time.

Over on the playground, on the slide,

by the Doggy Everything Closet...

- I mean, have you seen them recently?

I can't find them.

- Oh, recently. Um...

Nope, sorry. Haven't seen 'em.

- That's okay.

Hey, Noodles. - Hmm?

- Boo! - [screams]

[both laugh]

- [laughing] Good scaring, Annie.

[both laugh]

- Hmm...

- Ooh. - Ah!

Hey there, Annie. Did you lose something?

- Hi, Sid. Hi, Marty.

- Hi, Annie. - I lost the dogs.

If you find them, will you let me know?

- Okay, you got it! - Yeah.

We'll start looking. - Yeah.

Let's find some dogs... - Dogs.

- Gotta be around here...oh! Oh, hey!

- What? - Hey, I found my brother

Marty! He's not a dog,

but he sure has a lot of bark.

[all laughing]

- Too bad I'm not a dogwood tree.

[all laughing] - Oh, yeah, dogwood.

[laughs] - Okay,

I'll keep looking. - All right.

- Hey, good luck. - Good luck, Annie.

- [chuckles] - Gotta be around here

somewhere, right? - Yeah.

- Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Annie.

I still haven't found the dogs.

What about you? - I couldn't find them anywhere.

But don't worry, 'cause I always consider

the paw-sibilities.

Okay... where did you last see them?

- Well, they were right here playing video games...

all day. - Come on, King Kibble!

[video game beeping]

- And was the game King Kibble Dog?

- Why, yes it was.

[video game beeping]

- Did the game go bleep, bleep, bloop?

- Yes, yes it did.

- Whoo-hoo! We love playing video games!

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

- I'm pretty sure I just found all the dogs.

♪ ♪

- Wow, you are good. - [laughs]

♪ ♪

[video game beeping]

- Oh, yeah. Come on, Rocket,

we can do this. [laughs]

[video game beeping]

- Found them!

Another successful rescue mission.

- Hey, guys. We've been looking

all over for you. - Oh, uh--

hi, Annie. Well, Calvin,

you told us to move. So, we moved

into my doghouse to play more King Kibble Dog.

[laughs] - That wasn't the kind

of moving I had in mind, Stuff.

- Oh, well, that was unclear,

so... [clears throat]

- If only there was someone

who could get these dogs to move.

- Yeah, someone who knows how to get dogs

to exercise. Someone like...

[together] Jumping Jimmy!

- Do you think he has enough space here

to bring in his doggy gym? - Nope.

But I do at the Woof Zone!

I'll pedal us all there on my big bike outside.

- Great idea. I'll give him a call

and tell him to meet us there.

Dogs, get ready to move. - [laughs]

[exciting music]

- ♪ Here we come ♪

♪ Riding with my friends ♪

♪ It's a puppy pedal party ♪

♪ Where the fun never ends ♪

♪ Can I get a woof-woof? ♪

[dogs barking]

♪ Can I get a woof-woof? ♪

[dogs barking]

♪ We're wagging tails all day long ♪

♪ It's a puppy pedal party ♪

♪ And the end of my song ♪

We're almost there!

- [laughs] Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

[bike horn honks]

[tires squeal]

- Okay, everyone. Let's go inside.

- All right! - Yay!

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- Hmm...

- Wow!

♪ ♪

The Woof Zone looks like a doggy gym!

- Hmm, looks like Jumping Jimmy is here,

but where?

♪ ♪

- Wha--

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Wahoo!

♪ ♪

Hello, Mutt & Stuffers! In case you couldn't guess,

I am Jumping Jimmy!

- Wow, Jumping Jimmy comes with his own entrance music.

[laughs] - Hi, I'm Calvin.

- And I'm Annie. - And I'm Stuff.

- Thanks for turning the Woof Zone

into a doggy gym. - You are mighty welcome.

So, what I wanna know is: who's ready to get up and bark?

[dogs whine softly]

- Uh...

- I said, Who's ready to jump up

and bark?

- Guys! - Huh?

- Remember, we're here to get up and move around.

- Oh, but... do we have to move around a lot?

- Check this out!

This is the doggy-dynamo mover.

It's for doggies, and it's dynamo!

And it moves! Wahoo!

Over here, you go up, then down,

then up, then down.

With this, you can really ramp it up.

[Jimmy, Stuff, and Calvin laughing]

That's a little doggy-gym humor for ya.

Next...

do you know what the best thing about a ball pit is?

- Uh-uh. - Jumping in...

- Oh. - And out!

- Nice. - Jumping in...and out!

- Huh. - Am I having fun?

You bet I am!

Wahoo!

♪ ♪

You know why I like trampolines?

Because, like my name says, I like to jump!

You can jump high, you can jump low,

you can jump while clapping your hands,

you can even jump while pretending

to talk on the phone.

[clears throat] Hello?

Do you know who this is? It's Jumping Jimmy!

Wahoo!

And who doesn't love a little tug-of-w*r tussle?

I'm winning...now I'm losing.

I'm winning! Now I'm losing.

Winning! Losing.

Ah, who am I kidding? Everybody wins

when you exercise. Wahoo!

♪ ♪

- All righty now,

who's ready to get up and bark with me?

- Go, King Kibble! Go, go, go!

[laughing]

Oh, I'm so close. Go, King Kibble!

Go, go, go, go! Whoo! [laughs]

[video game beeps]

- Oh, no. How am I ever

gonna get these dogs to move?

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

- Davenport! - [spluttering]

Oh, hey there, Zoe. - I like being a cat.

- Oh, me too. 'Cause cats just sit around,

and do nothin'! Like this.

[both chuckle contentedly]

[beeping] - Hmm?

[buzzing]

both: Whoa!

both: Whoa, oh--

- Oh, oh-- - Uh, that's not good.

It's getting faster! [shouts]

[shouting dizzily]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

♪ ♪

- Are the dogs gonna get up

and bark with me? I'm ready to jump

if they are. - I don't think

the dogs are ready to do anything

except play their video game.

- I'm sorry, Jumping Jimmy.

No matter what I say, I can't get them to move.

- I've never had this problem before.

I know! I'll do some exercises.

That always helps me think. Wahoo!

♪ ♪

[sighs] Must. Think. Of. Way.

To. Get. Dogs. To. Move.

[whoosh] - Hiya.

- Oh, hello, little mouse.

Mouse... [screams]

[stuttering] There's a mouse

in the Woof Zone!

- [laughs] There sure is.

And that mouse is called Noodles.

[laughs] Boy, I'm having a blast

in this doggy gym you set up.

- You are? - Yup!

And you can too. All you have to do is, um...

Pull that rope.

- [stutters]

Pulling a rope! - Mm-hmm.

- Well, that's actually really good exercise, okay?

- Yeah. - I will.

- [laughs] - [shouts]

[both laughing]

- I gotcha! - Thank you, Noodles.

- Yeah. - You just reminded me that

exercising can be fun. - Yeah.

- I gotta go tell the dogs.

Is there room for one more nose?

- There's always room for a new friend.

We were just telling the dogs what happens

when you play too much video games.

- It makes you really tired.

And a little grumpy.

- But playing King Kibble Dog is so much fun.

- Well, I just learned a big lesson

from a little mouse: that exercise can be fun.

- Well, even more fun than video games?

- You betcha. Now, who's ready to get up

and bark? - Well, we'd like to, but...

[yawns] We're so tired.

We don't have energy to move.

- Well, that's the great thing about exercise.

The more you do, the better you feel.

You'll have tons of energy!

So, who's ready to feel good?

- Um... we are!

Right, guys?

[dogs barking]

- It's time to get up and bark.

[rousing music]

♪ ♪

- Exercise!

[grunts] In and out, and in!

Ah! [giggling]

♪ ♪

- [giggles]

♪ ♪

- Yeah! [laughs]

I love exercising!

- [barking]

♪ ♪

- Wow. Hoo!

[laughs] Hey, look at me.

I'm moving all over the place,

and I feel great.

- Was I right, or was I right?

Let me answer that: I was so right!

- [laughs] - Exercise makes you feel

so good. - I have so much energy

after exercising, I could save a whole barn

full of animals. - So, what's more fun:

exercising at Jumping Jimmy's doggy gym,

or playing King Kibble Dog?

- Uh, King Kibble Dog. - What?

More video games? - Oh, no,

we're not playing King Kibble Dog on a screen.

We're playing it right here, with real kibble

so we can run around and play!

[laughs] - Great idea!

Playing games is a perfect way to exercise.

You don't even need a gym.

- You could run around outside, chase a ball, take a walk--

even go to the Woof Zone. - Yeah.

- You know what my favorite way to exercise is?

- Mm. - A doggy dance party.

- Come on, wag it like you mean it!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

[echoing] ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Today, the dogs didn't wanna do anything

besides play the King Kibble Dog video game.

[video game beeps] But not moving their bodies

all day made them feel really tired.

- [yawns] We're so tired.

We don't have energy to move.

- Then they realized

that exercising gives you lots

of energy, and it makes you feel great.

- I'm moving all over the place and I feel great.

- Then we celebrated with a jumping,

doggy dance party.

[kazoo music]

♪ ♪

[dog barking]

♪ ♪

Thanks for joining us.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff!

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [scatting]

Oh, hi, Zoe. - Let's exercise

and do some jumping jacks. - Who's Jack?

Let's do some jumping cats! Ready?

both: A-one, and a-two,

and a-- whoa!

[both shouting]

- Bye, everyone. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪
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