02x10 - Number One Fan

[bunniefuu]

you know i love little kids

kids are awesome you know what i like

best about them the coolest thing about

hanging with kids

they can learn a lot from me i used to

tutor this little portuguese boy in math

his name was paolo one time my mom made

me babysit megan and three of her

friends

i was teaching him about long division

and he threw a golf club at me

a nine-iron mom told me to take the kids

to a museum but instead

i took him to ride go-karts the club hit

me in the eye

bruised my retina after i gave the kids

these huge cups of coffee

oh man you should have seen him on those

go-karts it was out of control

i complained to paolo's father but he

just shouted at me in portuguese

after the go-karts we all piled into a

cabin with chucky cheddars

i like tutoring but i hate

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hello s'mores

uh josh they usually put the prize in

the cereal

not the milk oh s'mores i love s'mores

who doesn't i don't know s'more haters

so why are you making s'mores i'm

helping dad out with megan's campfire

kids meeting

dad's still the chief i thought they

kicked him out after the pinecone

incident

hey that squirrel had it coming

and don't eat the s'mores oh i won't

because i just took them out of a 400

degree oven

nothing

are those s'mores

i have ten s'mores and there are nine of

you

so everyone gets one and then we'll hold

the wrapper

seven

you couldn't help me i'm tied to a chair

oh right

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this is for you what are you doing

resigning

you're the new campfire kid's chief but

i don't want to be there no chase

daddy where's your brother

that is my brother not him drake

why are you always asking about drake uh

he's only the cutest boy

ever um

don't you think drake's adorable i think

of him more as a

target all right listen up children

i am your new campfire kids chief

you're our new chief seriously that's

right

i'm out

it's strange josh you're never gonna

believe who just called me who called

star99

you're in the songwriter spotlight yeah

i get to play live on the radio this

friday night

congrats it's awesome bro gross there's

a band-aid in my milk

oh jeez

it's gonna take some time

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i'll always be picking you up when

you're down

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did i scare you what are you doing is

that your guitar cool guitar

uh who are you i'm wendy well my real

name's melissa but i hate the name

melissa so people call me wendy

okay uh i'm drake nice to meet you oh

we've met before

we'll sort of kinda i saw you at the

supermarket and i said hi you said do

you know where the pickles are and i

said right over there and you said

cool i wrote about in my diary

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oh oh yeah thanks do you want to pickle

now cause i'll go get you one i mean it

that's okay so what song are you playing

um it's it's a new one i'm working on

i'm gonna sing it on the radio this

friday night

wow you're gonna be on the radio i have

a radio

cool can i have your autograph

why do you want my autograph uh you're

only the bestest singer ever

you know my music sure i go to the

talent show every year just to see you

i even have some of your songs on cd i

listen to them when i work out

so can i have you autograph for what uh

sure i just need a pen

uh thanks

okay let's see paper

okay here this will work see

love drake

parker there you go want to hear a

secret

okay my dream is for you to play a song

just for me

will ya wendy uh sure i i guess

um let me just oh wendy

your mom's waiting for you downstairs in

the car but drake was just about to play

me a song

uh i i guess we'll have to do it another

time

uh but here your guitar pick

you're giving me this uh yeah for my

number one fan

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oh well i better get going bye drake

look it drake signed this for me

on the back of my autographed picture of

frankie muniz

all right campfire kids huddle up so

what movie are we seeing

we're not seeing a movie we're here to

learn about wilderness navigation

you're the worst

thank you pete now what would you do

if someone dropped you off all alone in

the middle of nowhere

i'd call mom on my cell phone say you

didn't have your cell phone i always

have my cell phone

the battery's steady i always scare it's

broken

it's a little late obey rate it the

point is you're lost

and all you have is a compass and a

topographical map of the region

so i have a compass and a topographical

map but i don't have my cell phone

that tears it we're seeing a movie

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french fry

wendy who she oh this this is my date

larissa

hi

so larissa what's your favorite song of

drake's

um i didn't know drake wrote songs i'd

love to hear something i bet you would

what drake gave me it's his guitar pick

what'd he give you

uh nothing interesting oh

we're kind of on a little date here

shouldn't you be a giant clarissa that's

a lot of food

excuse me is that all for you

wendy what i think it's nice that

larissa doesn't worry about her figure

for your information i go to the gym

four times a week there's a pimple on

your chin

tree all right it's time for you to go

yeah seriously

okay fine enjoy your feast bye drake

can you believe her it is a lot of food

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josh i have a problem what does it itch

no my problem is wendy your little

forest fire kid oh your number one fan

yeah who's obsessed with me uh today she

verbally assaulted my date

and look megan found her notebook oh

she wrote drake and wendy over and over

hey if you flip through the pages really

fast there's a little cartoon of you two

walking and holding hands

oh yeah i wonder how yo this is no time

for animation

obsessed with me you're exaggerating oh

yeah yeah

here check out our answering machine

hi this is wendy drake's not here right

now but if you were

that would be so awesome i love you

drake

please leave a message see what i mean

so she has a crush on you it's cute

when i was her age i had a crush on

oprah

she's an inspiration dude don't worry

about wendy

this week she loves you uh next week

she'll love

oprah don't mock me

fine i just hope you're right i am right

and you should really give oprah a

chance she's

quite important what's that

i don't know

wendy what are you doing here i brought

you some pickles

oh and will you marry me

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they're vertically sliced for sandwiches

this whole thing with wendy has to stop

what are you doing with those nuts

protecting them from bears

see bear's not smart enough to open this

latch oh cool hey give me some nuts

you uh want me to call a bear to help

you

all right so what are you gonna do about

wendy i'm just gonna have to tell her to

leave me alone

i'm gonna go to her house right now

we'll be back in an hour

hi drake i'm coming in uh

i see that

is that my picture on your shirt yeah

how cute are you

why are my eyes closed oh i took it

while you were sleeping

right uh we need to talk

cool i could talk to you forever great

sit down hey josh i made a drink t-shirt

special for you

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is this for me or a sport utility

vehicle

so wendy so drake

relationships are very complex oh i know

i watch oprah isn't she inspirational

yeah have you seen the one where the

girl gives up her whole career just to

let her husband go to medical school

oh yeah and then she started her own

cookie company i know

guys guys guys i'm trying to say

something here

so wendy jake uh look

i really appreciate that you like me and

that you think my music's cool

my dream is for you to play a song just

for me

i i know i know but look i i think that

maybe you've been

paying a little too much attention to me

lately did i do something wrong

no no no it's not you it's me you know i

just

need my space can you understand that

sure i so get it

oh that that's awesome look i i really

appreciate you being so cool about this

oh not a problem well i better go

gotta pack for tomorrow night's campout

seriously dude i can call it bear

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yeah but if that were true then fish

would have feet which they don't

yeah have you ever holy snot

drake parker the bestest singer in the

whole world performing live

this friday night on star 99 songwriter

spotlight

you realize what your little campfire

kid has done i think everyone realizes

it gee

drake are you by any chance gonna be on

the radio this friday

just curious guys

guys yeah i'm gonna be on the radio

friday but i had nothing to do with

these

fires all right class let's take our

seats thank you there's a lot to cut

for today now

today we will be discussing why there is

no east virginia

we take a look at the map we'll see

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all right campfire cadets tonight's

campout will begin in

05 minutes why can't you just say five

minutes

you drop it give me 20. don't you mean

oh

20. just be ready in five minutes

hey megan you know that one day i'll be

your sister-in-law

what are you talking about when drake

and i get married

why would drake marry you

because he's my boyfriend he gave me his

guitar pick to prove it oh and look at

this

frankie muniz the other side

see love drake love

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hey jake don't talk just listen baby

what's wrong

you know how much trouble your little

flyers caused me everyone in my entire

school made fun of me today because of

you

they just don't understand our

we don't relationship a relationship you

got it i'm not gonna sing a song for you

and i'm not your boyfriend

i'm not even your friend so just leave

me alone

so when's the wedding

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you know that wasn't nice who said i was

nice

okay i'm disappointed in you

for not braving the outdoors during a

gentle rain shower

however we could still rough it

right here look man i know this means a

lot to you but we're not

into this whole campfire kid thing yeah

we just joined so we could hang out with

our friends and eat free food

why you gotta ruin it yeah

look josh is a boot

we all know that but we joined the

campfire kids and i think we owe it to

josh learn something about camping josh

please show us the proper use of this

tint i'd be glad to

now the cool part about this tent is

that it'll keep any kind of bug out

plus it's weatherproof give me the lock

so whether it's cold or drying

you're gonna

hey hey what's going on

i think i'm locked in here yeah

all right now we're gonna have a real

campout say what

you start making s'mores you get the

video games

you order some pizza all morning

um you want to come help us make s'mores

thanks come on

drake was just upset he didn't mean that

stuff he said

yeah he did i just want to be alone

um could someone let me out of here

i ain't getting you i've lost a moment i

would like a sport

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this is danny james your host on star 99

songwriter spotlight that's star 99

songwriter spotlight

coming to you every friday night

do you have an extra pick you're gonna

have two rappers

they call themselves cool to groove

they're gonna have to wrap it up

on the radio star 99 uh coming up after

that we got jump

tania

dear drake i'm sorry i made you mad

i just wanted to be your number one fan

i won't bother you ever again

wendy

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something's bothering you how do you

know

it's a woman isn't it kind of a

little woman go to her

go to her fix it why should i fix it

because you know you should how do you

know i know i should

because if you didn't know you know you

should i'd have no way of knowing what i

obviously know

even if i shouldn't leave

you're up next songwriters oh wait who

are you

a friend a conscience trumpeteer

uh excuse me you're on after the rappers

yeah um something came up that i that i

need to take care of is there any way we

can reschedule this

hmm i can try but i can't guarantee it

you sure you can't stick around

nah this is important thanks hey yeah

is it a woman

sort of

will somebody turn up the radio i think

drake's gonna be on next i'm gonna be

singing a song called crying myself

hey wendy don't you wanna come listen to

your future husband sing you a song

okay our next songwriter performing

tonight is san diego's very own drake

parker

we got a flag on the play here i've just

been told drake parker cancelled so

we're gonna move on to our next

performer j demopolis with his song

i feel pretty greek

drake what are you doing here how come

you're not on the radio

because i

was that josh where is he forget him why

aren't you on the radio

because

hi wendy hi

so you still want me to play you a song

for me just for you

but what about all that stuff you said i

thought you hated me

how could i hate my number one fan you

were so clever

you kept it together today

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by the way

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i'll no longer ignore you

i wanted to show you again

sometimes we

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and all i can say is you

save me

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rain and down with all

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you and take your

time i can't

wait to see

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so what'd you think yay

hey i want you to keep this okay

doublya all right kids who wants to go

to chucky cheddars

i love chuckie jenner yeah

hey i want to go to chucky cheddars

oh come on let me out i

don't want to whack them

but all megan can i just get some water

there's no bathroom in here