My name is drake parker.
I'm josh nichols.
I should probably be doing
My homework.
Just doing
A little homework here.
You know, there's an old song
By the stones that says,
"You can't always get
What you want."
Drake always gets
What he wants.
But I usually get
What I want.
I guess,
Drake's one of those guys
Who has a lucky star.
Josh may think
I'm the lucky one
But I bet you
Things start going his way.
And the one thing
I can always count on--
But one thing
I know for sure--
--Whenever I hang out
With josh--
--Whenever I get mixed up
With drake--
--Things always turn out--
--Unusual.
Okay.
Josh, what are you eating?
Enchilada.
Where'd you get it?
In the fridge,
In the break room, why?
That's
Crazy steve's enchilada.
What?
Why didn't he leave
A note with his name on it.
There was no note.
No, no, note.
Oh, here he comes.
Hi, josh.
Steve.
I, i, i, i, i, didn't know
It was your enchilada.
I just saw it in the fridge
And there was no note on it.
No note.
It's all right.
I understand.
You're not mad?
I thought you'd flip out.
Normally, yes.
I would flip out.
But my psychologist
Worked out a plan
Where I'm only allowed
To get angry
Four times each day.
Now's not the time.
When is the time?
Oh, that's a secret.
Hey, josh,
Where do you want I should
Put this microphone stand?
Right there is fine.
I told 'ya.
One more word
And you're going
To steamboat springs without me.
So drake's gonna perform
A song here, tonight?
Yeah. Hey, you heard
Of spin city records, right?
Sure.
One of the main guys there
Alan krim.
He's in from new york,
And I got him to come here
To see drake play live.
How'd you hook that up?
This guy we met in l.a.
You think
He's gonna give drake
A record deal?
He might.
Once he hears drake's song.
It's time.
You ate my enchilada.
There was no note.
You ate my enchilada.
There was no note.
You ate my enchilada.
There was no note.
* I never thought
* That it'd be so simple
* But I found a way
* I found a way
* If you open up your mind
* (See what's inside)
* It's gonna take some time
* To realize (ooh ooh)
* But if you look inside
* I'm sure you'll find
* (Ooh, ooh)
* Over your shoulder you know
* That I told you
* I'll always be
* Pickin' you up
* When you're down
* So just turn around
* Ooh, ooh
Josh, how long can it take
A young a man
To fix a corn dog rotisserie?
I just finished.
It'll work now.
Okay, don't yell at me.
Fix my corn dog rotisserie.
Or yell.
Hi, helen.
Oh. Hey, girls.
Hi.
Hey.
Who's the dude?
Oh, that's my husband,
Walter.
We've met, like, five times.
Well, I do not remember you.
No one does.
So, I hear
You're getting married
Next week.
That's so great.
Yeah, yeah.
The only problem is
Everybody in my family
Wants to stay at my house.
But I just don't have
That much room in my condo.
Oh, we have plenty extra room
At our house.
Oh, I can never impose on you
In that way.
Ah it's no trouble.
Okay, then
I'll tell my grandmother
She can stay at your house.
Josh.
Oh, hey mindy.
Hey, what time's drake go on?
Nobody goes on
Till josh fixes
My corn dog rotisserie.
Well, I can't fix it.
All right, these corn dogs
Refuse to rotate.
I got this.
Mm-hmm.
Move.
Hey, nice going mindy.
Hey, drake's here.
Good.
Hey.
Oh, hey, man.
Is krim here?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Come on, I'll introduce you.
Mr. Krim?
I think you know
Who this guy is.
Drake parker,
I'm very excited
To hear you play live.
Don't screw this up.
Look at these corn dogs rotate.
Corn dog, please.
I hope he likes my song.
You make him like it.
Just go up there
And blow his underpants off.
That's not phrase?
It's gonna be.
Now go play.
All right.
Hi, you guys ready
To sh**t this?
I'll get the lights.
Hey, everybody,
Thanks for coming by.
This is a new song I wrote
And hope you like it.
[Applause]
[Music]
* Hello let's go
* Everybody must know
* Love in my heart
* Like a b*mb
* It's blowing a song
* Inside I'm singing
* Sunshine
* That you're bringing now
* And it makes me happy
* Oh no radio
* It's coming back in stereo
* It sounds like a song
* That I wrote
* I'm holding a note
* That won't stop ringing
* I just can't stop
* Singing now
* 'Cause it makes me happy
* You're everything I need
* Handed from above
* I just can't get enough
* Of your love
* It makes me happy
* Meet me in the middle
* It just got so simple now
* 'Cause it makes me happy
* Save the rainy days
* Angst another time
* I'm just here to say
* Read between the lines
* I'm so glad that you're mine
* 'Cause it makes me happy
* Makes me wanna sing
Aha. You did it.
Drake parker.
Man, you just blew
My underpants off.
Uh-huh.
Listen, I'm driving up
To l.a. Tonight.
Why don't you guys
Come up on friday meet me
And some of the other people
At the label.
Maybe talk record deal?
About
Just nod if you're coming.
See you there.
He loved my song.
You might get a record deal.
You ate my enchilada.
I thought we settled this.
You ate my enchilada.
I thought we settled this.
You ate my enchilada.
I thought we settled this.
You ate my enchilada.
[Music]
Ooh, and, hey, I got an idea
For your album cover.
I already picture you
In the ocean
Riding a black dolf--
Wait, wait, wait.
Are you eating sushi
Off of my guitar?
Yeah?
Why?
Does it upset you?
Yes.
Well, that's why.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just better start
Being a little nicer to us.
And why would I do that?
Because we're driving
To l.a. Today
To meet with the head
Of spin city records.
Where I might just get
A major record deal,
Which means
I could become a big star.
Yeah. Or you could b*mb
And spend the rest of your life
Living in the back of your car
Eating dog food out of a can.
Now, honestly,
Which seems more realistic?
[Bell ringing]
Walter, she's here.
Ooh.
Who's here?
Helen, with her grandmother.
Ooh.
Hey, can we have
A little better attitude
About this?
We're doing a nice thing
For a sweet old lady.
Where's the bathroom?
Did you just break
Our door in?
I rang the doorbell,
I waited seconds,
Nobody came,
What was I supposed to do?
Maybe ring the bell again.
Who's the boy
With the big head
Look like a tooth pick
With a cantaloupe on top?
What, are we gonna pretend
That wasn't funny?
Lula that's josh.
He works for me at the premiere.
That's drake.
I prefer him.
That's megan, mrs. Parker,
And this is, hmm--
Walter.
Hmm.
And what do we call you?
Lula. Where's the bathroom?
It's that right there
Through that door.
Well, thank you
For finally giving me
That information.
Whoo, lord.
Is she always so--
Buh-bye.
How bad can it be?
I can't believe that lady's
Staying in our guest room
For a week.
She's not.
She's going to stay
In your room.
What?
You're gonna stay
In the boys' room.
What?
This is an outrage.
And where are we gonna stay?
Your room's huge.
The three of you will be fine
For a week.
This is horrible.
It's not that bad.
Oh, no.
You people need a new toilet.
[Music]
* Here's the sun shinning down
* I know nothing here could
Right this way.
So you like the office?
Yeah. You like me?
Sure.
Yeah. Then we're all happy.
Hey, hey, there he is.
Hey, alan.
Drake, josh,
I want you to meet nick mateo.
Cool. Where is he?
I'm right here.
Oh, hi.
Nick is the president
Of spin city records.
Oh.
We're sorry, mr. President.
Call me, nick.
Hey, nick.
Hi, nick.
How are you?
Sit down boys.
Right in those chairs there.
You know,
Those chairs vibrate.
Pull the lever
On your lower left.
You like the chairs?
Oh, absolutely.
Drake,
I'm a straight sh**t.
We'd like to make a record deal
With you.
And are you familiar
With daka shoes?
Yeah.
I'm rockin'
My daka air puffs, right now.
Good. The head of marketing
At daka
Wants to use your song
For their new commercial,
Which is gonna debut
During the superbowl.
How does that sound?
I say, how does that sound?
Boys?
I think we have a deal.
[Music]
Okay, just gonna do
A quick mic check here.
Drake, just gonna do
A quick mic check. Over.
You really don't need
To say over.
Roger that.
Stop it.
Sorry.
Josh. Hey, how goes it?
Hey, great, great,
Great, awesome.
This is drake's brother--
Manager.
--And manager, josh.
Call drake in.
Drake, can you come in here?
This kid's gonna be huge.
I'm tellin' 'ya.
What's up guys?
So, drake.
This is frank.
Hi, frank.
Mr. Parker.
Frank will be
Your personal assistant.
Anything you need, tell frank.
Oh, cool.
Cause I was a little thirsty,
I was wonderin' if i--
On it.
--Could get a soda.
He'll be back.
Okay, I just need
To go over a little paperwork
With your manager here.
Me.
So why don't you go
In the booth and warm up.
Yeah, why don't you go
Warm things up in there.
Sure.
All right.
So, paperwork.
Yeah, I hate the stuff
But, you know, lawyers--
Ah lawyers.
Anyway,
I can't start recording
Till I have a signed contract
From the talent.
Ah. The contracts.
Yeah, it's all
Standard and stuff.
Looks standard.
Drinks for drake.
Anyway,
It's just a standard contract.
You sign once here, once here,
Once here, and once here,
And once here, and once here.
And one--
Shrimp.
Oh. And just right there.
Look at these shrimp.
Yeah. They're great.
So if you could just sign
Right--
I've never seen shrimp
This big.
Yeah, I think
They're called prawns.
Prawns?
Very big shrimp.
Yeah, they are.
Look at this.
Have you ever seen one this big?
It's a very big shrimp.
Yeah, I'll say.
Look, I don't mean
To sound pushy,
But this sound booth
Costs like a thousand dollars
An hour,
So if you could just sign
The deal.
Yeah.
Right there.
Flip the page.
Cool.
Right there.
All right.
Can I have some cocktail sauce?
Oh.
Oh, my god.
They're good.
I've just never seen shrimp
Like that.
I know.
They were so big.
So big.
Hey, lula.
Drink. Juice.
Did she just call us
Drink and juice?
Who cares?
I just got you a record deal.
Oh, man, I know.
Come on.
Let's tell everybody we know.
Okay.
I cannot believe--
Please don't scream
In my room.
Your room?
What have you done to it?
Mom and walter said
I have to stay here
Till lula leaves.
And I'm not gonna sleep
In some place
That's all boy-infested.
You had no right
To feminize our room.
Yeah. And what--
What is this?
Why is my bed wearing a skirt?
It's a dust ruffle.
I hate it.
Well, if dust ruffles
Felt emotions,
I'm sure it'd hate you too.
And just
Where do you expect us to sleep?
I left space for you two.
Over there in the corner.
Here?
This is all we get?
You have a lamp, a football,
And an air mattress for two.
That's all you need.
I deem this unacceptable.
No one cares
What you deem, josh.
Oh, yeah?
Mom and walter will.
Yeah, and we're gonna go
Tell 'em right now.
Yeah. They're gonna make you
Put our room back
To the way it was.
Okay. Then I'll tell them
That it was you two
That spray-painted
The henderson's gazebo.
That wasn't us.
And who do you think
They're gonna believe?
You boobs or me?
You know--
Oh, give me a--
[Music]
All right.
All right.
Quiet down, everybody.
Everybody, oh, calm down.
Now quiet down.
Come on, now.
Shush, shush.
Listen up.
Helen's got something
To tell you.
Quiet!
Thank you, crazy steve.
Now, I want to call this meeting
Before we open
'Cause I got something
To tell you, people.
We're excited to hear
Anything you have to say.
Uh-huh.
See, after me and buzz
Get married next week,
I will be cutting back on my
Hours here at the premiere.
So I've decided
To name a new assistant manager.
I've chosen a person
Who is responsible,
Highly intelligent,
And has no criminal record.
Dang it!
So now, without further ado,
I'd like to present
This gold vest
To the new assistant manager,
Mindy crenshaw.
Come on out here, mindy.
Meet the dregs.
There's your little gold vest.
Now, I gotta go take my fiance
To meet the rabbi.
Buh-bye.
See you.
Close your mouth.
Bugs could nest.
How could you?
Specify?
Well, you know I've wanted
The assistant manager job here
For three years.
You know it's my dream
To be a gold vest.
Yes, I know,
And I feel bad about this.
But I didn't go to helen,
All right?
She came to me.
Plus, I can use the extra money.
Oh well, come on.
Your dad's
The number one distributor
Of salmon on the west coast.
You're just swimmin'
In salmon money.
I like to earn my own money.
No, no, no, no.
You just like to b*at me
At everything, all right?
It gives you
Some kind of cheap thrill.
Always has.
Josh, that's not--
You know,
I've never felt better
About the fact that we broke up.
Okay, I don't think
You're being entirely fair.
Forget it.
I'm taking a break.
Oh, you can take a break
In minutes.
Right now,
Go clean the women's restrooms.
Okay, fine, boss.
Nobody buys salmon anymore.
Howdy, boys.
Hey alan, what's up?
I think you're gonna be happy
When you hear this.
Is that my song?
Is, indeed.
We just finished it last night.
And I think
You're gonna like what you hear.
Put it in.
Pop that sucker in.
Let's hear it.
Enjoy.
[Music]
* Hello let's go
* Everybody must know
* Love's in my heart
* Like a b*mb
* It's blowing a song
* Inside I'm singing
* Sunshine
* That you're bringing now
What do you think?
* And it makes me happy
Well--
I hate it.
You hate it?
Yeah. It's not even my song.
What'd you do to it?
We just had our best mixers
And producers work on it
For six days straight.
It's great.
Yeah, but it's not the song
You said you liked.
Yeah, it is.
It's just been improved.
No, it's been ruined.
Drake.
Well, don't drake me.
They can't do that to my song.
Sure, we can.
We have a signed contract
That gives us
Complete creative control.
Look, no, you don't.
I didn't sign any contract.
Your manager did.
You signed a contract?
Ah.
We'll let you guys
Discuss this privately.
Don't be mad.
Oh, I'm way past mad.
Oh, I made a mistake.
How could you sign away
Creative control of my song?
I was mesmerized
By giant shrimp.
You didn't read the contract,
Did you?
How could you sign the contract
Without reading it?
He said
It was the standard stuff.
Oh, my god.
Maybe I can fix this, right.
I'll go talk to alan
As your manager.
No, you won't.
No, no.
Look, maybe I can fix this.
No, you're not
My manager anymore, all right?
You're fired.
I mean it.
Man, I have a headache.
Aspirin?
Get out of here, frank.
On it.
[Music]
Why are you screaming?
Because there was a big,
Hairy foot in my face.
Be quiet.
It's : in the morning.
Oh, why don't you just
Go back to sleep?
Why don't you go
Shave your foot?
Can we discuss
Josh's foot hair
In about four hours, please?
He's not mad
About my foot hair,
All right?
He's mad
About his record contract.
Yeah, the one
That you screwed up.
Oh, like you never screwed up
Anything for me.
I'm trying to sleep.
How could you fire me?
How could you fire
Your own brother?
Because I prefer
To have a manager
That doesn't ruin my career.
But I made a mistake.
You're a mistake.
You're both mistakes.
I fixed the toilet.
You're welcome.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Hey, mindy.
Oh, hi, helen.
That was a wonderful idea
Havin' josh scrape
All that nasty chewed gum
Off those table bottoms.
Oh, there's a tooth
Stuck to this one.
Well, thanks.
I'm also having leah
Lube all the film projectors,
And I've got crazy steve
Steam-cleaning the carpets.
I think of each stain
As my father.
This is for making me
Do mom's laundry.
Well, mindy,
I have never seen
This place running so smoothly.
I certainly made
The right choice picking you
As assistant manager.
You're the best, helen.
Hey, helen.
Ooh, time for my
Next appointment.
Come sit over here, nerds.
All right.
We've put together
A complete video package
For you.
Good. Good.
Let's see your package.
Okay, we'll videotape
Your whole wedding.
With two individual cameras.
And we'll use
Special microphones
To make sure
We get good, clear audio.
Well, I do like my audio
Both good and clear.
And we'll deliver
The complete
Edited wedding video
For only $.
Cash.
What do you say?
Really?
Oh, sounds very nice.
But let's make it $.
Thirty dollars?
We'd lose money.
Twenty.
Okay. Twenty.
Twenty's fine.
This is for sending me
To fat camp.
Hi, yeah.
This is alan krim,
Spin city records.
I'm just wondering
What parking space number
I was again?
Oh, the one with my name on it,
Of course.
Uh, no, I was making sure.
Oh, and if you see me,
I'd probably won't remember
This conversation.
Thanks. Bye.
Scrape the gum
Off the table bottoms.
Mindy. I can't believe
She had the nerve to--
What's in that container?
Fruit flies.
Fruit flies?
Don't bother me.
Hey, hey, don't walk
Away from me.
I wanna know what you're doing
With a box full of fruit flies.
Look, why don't you just--
Oh, boys.
Yeah, not really.
What's going on in here?
We're decorating cakes
For the seventh grade bake sale.
Now get out.
Why can't you do this
In the kitchen?
Why can't you fall down
A well?
Now get out of here.
No, one of them's cute.
Explain your fruit flies.
Okay, if alan krim's
Gonna ruin my song,
I'm gonna ruin something of his.
Like what?
I'll drive up to l.a.,
Put the fruit flies in his car,
They'll lay eggs,
And for the rest of his life,
He'll have to drive everywhere
With fruit flies
Swarming around him going--
[Makes buzzing sound]
Well, that certainly
Is a mature way
To handle this situation.
He ruined my song.
Somebody's got to take action.
Okay, I sent him
A very angry e-mail.
With, like, nine frowny faces.
You know what?
You don't get it, josh.
You never will.
What don't I get?
That when people play dirty,
Sometimes you gotta play
Dirty back.
That's what you don't get.
You always gotta play
By the rules.
Rules are the foundation
Of a gentle society.
You see, that is why
You will always be a loser.
Fine, I'll tell him.
Josh, molly thinks you're cute.
Eew.
Call me.
Eew.
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, I didn't mean
To scare you.
No worries.
That was fun.
What do you need?
Is alan krim here?
No, he left
About a half an hour ago. Why?
Look, I know
You have every right
To make drake's song
Sound however you want.
I just really think
That the original version
Is way better--
Kid--
Look, just listen to it.
All right?
It's really great.
Josh, the super bowl's
Tomorrow.
A woman
From the commercial company's
On her way here right now
To pick up the song.
It's done.
[Phone ringing]
But I still don't think
It's fair to change his song.
I gotta take this.
Hey, baby. Huh?
No, no, no.
I said behind the turtle.
Huh?
I--
Stupid big shrimp.
This is all your fault.
Tell your friends.
Hi. I'm with daka shoes.
I'm supposed to pick up a song.
For the super bowl
Commercial?
Yeah, and I'm in huge hurry,
So can I just get the cd?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One second.
Thanks.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, here it is.
Daka shoe commercial
Super bowl final mix.
Here you go.
Thanks. Wow.
Those shrimp are huge.
I didn't even know
They come that big.
I didn't either.
I had to learn the hard way.
Just forget them. Go.
[Music]
When it comes to eating,
This cat's a problem.
He hates tuna, shrimp,
Even bacon.
This super bowl bites.
Look, this is not good football.
That's a cat food commercial.
I know.
Where's the dang guacamole?
I can tell you
Where it's gonna be.
Megan.
Hey, super bowl's on.
I don't care.
Come on.
The commercial's up
In about two minutes.
You gotta watch.
It's your song.
It's not my song.
It's horrible bubble gum
Pop garbage-y badness
That million people
Are about to hear.
I'll be on the roof.
Why?
'Cause you're not there.
Drake.
No, no, no, no.
Come back here.
Come back here.
Let go of me.
I'm serious.
So am i.
Now, sit on the couch
And watch the commercial.
No. Come on.
And we'll be right back
For the second half
Of super bowl sunday.
Come on.
Just listen, listen.
[Music]
Oh my god.
That's my song.
That's my song.
Sssh, don't spoil the moment.
Listen.
* Meet me in the middle
* It just got so simple now
* 'Cause it makes me happy
* Save the rainy days
* Ain't another time
* I'm just here to say
* Read between the lines
* I'm so glad that you're mine
* 'Cause it makes me happy
Man, that was awesome.
Hug me, brother.
Oh. Yes.
Man, I don't understand.
Why would they end up
Using my version of the song?
Like you said, bro,
When people play dirty,
Sometimes you gotta play
Dirty back.
Oh, you put fruit flies
In krim's car.
Better. I switched the cds.
You, you switched the songs?
Uh-huh.
You?
Uh-huh.
Wow, you have learned
Something from me.
Yeah. Catch on, bro.
You wanna go?
Come on.
[Phone ringing]
Hello? Yeah.
Yeah, uh huh.
Yeah, I get it.
Okay, bye.
Krim from the record company.
Oh, did they see
The commercial?
He saw it.
Ooh, what did he say
About you switching the songs?
He said it was illegal
And a violation of our contract,
And the record label
Is gonna sue us for $ million.
Oh, we can possibly go
To prison.
Hey, congratulations, boys.
Come get some guacamole.
[Music]
We gotta tell 'em.
We gotta tell mom and dad.
Come on,
Like we're not enough
Trouble already?
Man, why'd you have
To switch the songs?
Oh, you were all happy
Dancy about it yesterday.
That was before I knew
We'd be getting sued
For five million bucks.
And don't forget
About the possible two years
In jail.
Thank you.
Drake. Hey, I heard
Your song gone to commercial.
It was hot, much like yourself.
Thanks, helen.
Okay. One sec.
Hello.
So, wanna preview
Of my fantabulous wedding dress?
I got it
From a czechoslovakian woman
Whose husband lost--
Very unfortunate accident--
[Screaming]
What's that?
Help; crazy steve's
Gone berserk.
Crazy steve?
Who else?
Monday; you can't schedule
Crazy steve to work on a monday.
Monday's his bad day.
Well no one told me that.
Cock-a-doodle-doo,
The cow says moo.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
The cow says moo.
I better a call swat team.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I got this.
Josh, don't.
Stay back.
Stay back.
Hey, hey.
You ate my enchilada.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no. Okay.
* She'll be coming
* Round the mountain
* When she comes
* She'll be coming
* Round the mountain
* When she comes
* She'll be coming
* Round the mountain
* She'll be comin'
* Round mountain
* She'll be coming
* Round the mountain
* When she comes
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
No, I wanna stop.
I know.
But josh has got you.
[Screaming]
All right.
Now, I want you to go
To the break room--
Hmm-mmm.
Drink a carton of milk.
I promise.
All right.
Well, I hate to say it
But good work, josh.
Why does that song
Calm him down?
No one knows.
Better go make sure
He drinks that milk.
You handled that really well,
Better than I did.
Yeah, you're still the one
With the gold vest.
Oh, can I tell you something?
I didn't take this job
Because I needed
The extra money.
Yeah, I know.
You took it 'cause you love
To b*at me at everything.
I took it
Because I wanted to spend
More time with you.
We broke up.
I wish we hadn't.
How long
You've been thinking this?
Since about minutes
After we broke up.
What have you been thinking?
Dude.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I can't wait.
That was nick mateo.
The president
Of spin city records.
Do you know everything?
Kind of. Continue.
He wants us
To drive up to l.a. Right now.
Oh, oh. This is bad.
Yeah, I know.
Let's not go.
No, we have to.
Mindy. Mindy, is it okay--
Go.
[Screams]
I need more milk.
[Screams]
* She'll be coming 'round
* The mountain
* When she comes
Drake, josh, please sit down.
Can I turn on the vibration?
No.
Okay.
Which one of you
Switched the song?
I did.
I did.
We both did, okay?
Well, guess what?
There's rules and laws
About television broadcasting.
We could turn you into the fcc
For what you did.
Yep. You, guys,
Could be in a lot of trouble,
But you're not.
We're not?
They're not?
[Laughter]
Why aren't we?
In the last hours,
We've had over , emails
And phone calls from fans
Wanting to buy your song.
This morning
We made the song available
On the spin city website,
There were so many downloads,
It crashed our server.
Drake parker,
I think you're about
To have yourself
A number one hit.
Oh. Could you excuse us?
For a second?
Just for a moment.
We're back.
So I take it we're not
In trouble anymore?
On the contrary.
We'd like to sign
A multi record contract
With drake.
Which I will read.
Thank you.
Excellent.
Okay, wait a second.
These guys just totally
Scammed us
And you're gonna reward them
For it?
They had to scam us
'Cause you tried to ruin
A very good song,
Which is why you're fired.
What? You can't fire me.
Our wives play golf together.
Your wife cheats.
Get out.
He's pretty mad.
Oh, yeah.
Wait till he finds
Some fruit flies in his car.
Knuckle touch.
Why is helen getting married
Here at the premiere?
Just to save money.
Ah.
Okay, people take your seats.
The wedding's about to begin.
Okay if I sit by you?
Is it okay with you?
[Music]
There isn't enough light.
You forgot to plug in the k.
I'm only human.
Barely. Just fix it.
Oh, okay,
We have a small fire.
If everyone--
Fire.
Everybody, just be calm
About it.
Go, go out.
There's a fire.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.
I know how to breathe.
Just do what I say.
All right.
What did you do?
I just plugged in the k.
I'll plug in your k.
She's got my head.
She's got my head.
She's got my head.
That's it.
You two martians are not
Getting your $.
Helen. Helen, baby.
Calm down. Relax.
Okay, k*lling that boy
Isn't gonna help anything.
I know.
I just wanted our wedding
To be perfect.
Now, it's all ruined.
No, it's not.
Okay, there was a little fire.
Or a big fire.
But that doesn't matter.
A wedding is about two people
Who love each other,
Joining together.
Surrounded by all the people
Who love them.
And here we all are.
You're saying
I should get married
In a parking lot?
So now I ask you,
Buswell kincaid baxter,
Do you take
Helen ofelia dubuois,
To be your lawfully wedded wife
In sickness and in health,
For richer or for poorer,
In good times and bad
As long as you both shall live?
Yes. I do.
And helen--
If I didn't,
I wouldn't be here.
Yes, I do.
Then by the power vested in
Me by the state of california.
I pronounce you
Husband and wife.
Mazaltov. Ha-ha.
You may kiss the bride.
Hi, I'm drake.
Carrie.
So, you wanna
Get back together?
Okay. But I get to be
The girlfriend.
Hey, josh.
I got something for you.
The gold vest.
But I thought you--
I quit.
So the
Assistant manager position
Is open if you want it.
Well, don't just stand there
With your mouth hanging open.
Take it.
Put it on.
Somebody hold this.
Great. Mindy--
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Yes, that's very nice.
Do you mind?
Sure.
Thank you.
Hey, drake.
Heads up.
Let's hear that number one song
Of yours.
Yeah. Let's hear it.
[Cheering]
Excuse me, connie.
Carrie.
Okay. This song
Is for helen and buzz
And my manager josh nichols.
[Music]
* Hello, let's go
* Everybody must know
* Love's in my heart
* Like a b*mb
* Blowing a song
* Inside I'm singing
* Sunshine
* That you're bringing now
* And it makes me happy
* Oh no, the radio's
* Comin' through the city
* It sounds like a song
* That I wrote
* I'm holding a note
* That won't stop ringing
* I just can't stop
* Singing now
* 'Cause it makes me happy
Hey.
You put our room back.
Lula already move out?
Yeah. She and crazy steve
Drove up to santa barbara
For the weekend.
So no need for me to stay here
In the boob cave.
Hey, where'd you get
The big shrimp?
Oh, some guy.
A nick mateo
From spin city records
Sent three dozen of 'em
Over for you guys.
Well, then, why are you
And your friends eating them?
'Cause we like shrimp. Move.
Call me.
Ewww.
Oh, great.
They left us one shrimp.
The buzzards.
Oh, well.
Hey, wait.
What?
I want the shrimp.
I want it.
I want it.
Would you give it?
Hey.
Hey. No, no.
Give it.
No, i--
Give it to me.
Get out of the way.
I--
No. I want the shrimp.
Give it to me.
Stay away from the shrimp--
Hey come on, would you?
I will pay you $. $.
I will give you $
For the shrimp.
Would you just move out
Of the way?
I've been known
To enjoy sensations.
Please. No.
You will not enjoy
That shrimp with sauce
While I'm around.
Come on.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Hey, you know--
Hey. Shrimp.
I want it.
No, I want it.
Give it.
No, no.
I want it.
Give me--
Let me have it.
Let go.
I enjoy shellfish.
I want the shrimp.
I will give you fresh shrimp.
There's nothing to see here.
I'll give you $.