04x11 - Ninja Blaze

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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04x11 - Ninja Blaze

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[dramatic rock music]



- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

[both cheering]

- Hiyah!Hiyah!

- Hang on a second. Do you hear that?

- Sounds like it's coming from over there.

- Hiyah!

- Come on. Let's see what it is.

- Whoa.

- I wonder what's going on here.

- Those Monster Machines are flipping!

And climbing! - Hoo-ha!

- Hiyah! Yah! - And chopping!

- I don't believe it! They're ninjas.

- Ninja!

- Wow! - You're incredible.

- Thanks. [chuckles]

My name is Black Belt, the ninja master.

So, are you ninjas too?

- [laughs]Us? No.

We're just Blaze and A.J.

- But being a ninja sure looks cool.

- Well, if you wanna be ninjas,

me and my friends can show you how.

Right, ninjas?

- Sure! - Yeah!

- We can teach you!

- Wow! - Really?

- Come on, fellas.

We're gonna show you what it takes to be...ninjas!

- ♪ Hiyah! Ninjas, ninjas ♪

♪ Hiyah, hiyah! Ninjas, ninjas ♪

- ♪ Flippin' and kickin' and spinnin' around ♪

- ♪ Move in silence - ♪ So we don't make a sound

- ♪ Jumping and dodging and balancing too ♪

- ♪ Running and climbing is just what we do ♪

♪ Push on the brakes, pull out all the stops ♪

♪ Smashing things with our ninja chops ♪

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Using super skills that'll blow your mind ♪

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Hiyah, hiyah!

♪ It's ninja time

♪ Hiyah, hiyah! It's ninja time ♪

♪ Hiyah, hiyah!

♪ It's ninja time

- Congratulations, Blaze and A.J.

Your training is complete. You are now ninjas.

- Yeah! - Go, ninjas!

- All right! - Thanks, everyone.

- Now come on.

Let's go practice our ninja chops.

- Yeah! - Let's do it.

- Hiyah!

- Wow! - Pickle, where are we?

- Hiyah! Ha-ha!

- Crusher, look!Ninjas!

- Yah! Whoo, whoo! - Ho-ho! Hah!

- Oh! And there's Blaze and A.J.

Hah! Can you believe it? They're ninjas too.

- [grunts] Hiyah!

- [scoffs] Big deal.

I bet I can do ninja stuff.

Like flipping and chopping and whatever.

- Wow, you must be really good to do all that

without ever practicing... or training.

- Watch. I'll show you.

Here, throw me something from this launcher

and I'll show you some real ninja-ing.

- Oh, this'll be fun.

[grunts]

- I'm waiting. - [grunts]

I think this lever's stuck.

- Stuck? It can't be stuck.

You just gotta give it a little nudge.

[straining] - Here.

Maybe if we both push together...

[both straining]

both: Whoa! - Yay!

Now it can launch. - Uh-oh.

[screaming]

- Look! Up in the sky.

- Gaskets! That's Crusher and Pickle.

[Crusher and Pickle shouting]

- Oh, no. - Uh-oh.

- Quick, let's check and see where they landed.

Where are Crusher and Pickle?

There they are. - Help!

[sobbing] - Oh, no.

They're high up on that mountain

and they can't get down.

- [sobbing] - A little help, please?

Uh, somebody? Anybody?

- Those Monster Machines need someone to save them--

someone with the skill and bravery of a ninja.

- We can do it, Black Belt!

- Yeah, Ninja Blaze and I can rescue Crusher and Pickle.

- But how will you get to them in time?

- The mountain is far. - And the journey is dangerous.

- It won't be easy, but we can do it.

- That's right, Blaze. You can do anything...

now that you're a ninja! - Thanks, Black Belt.

- Ninjas... both: Ride!

- Whoo-hoo! - Go, ninjas!

- Can someone get me down from here?

Please? - Don't worry, Crusher.

I'm sure someone will come rescue us,

and I know just how to pass the time.

We can sing!

♪ Row, row, row your ninja

♪ Gently down the ninja

♪ Ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja - Wait, what?

Pickle, those aren't the words to that song.

- They're not?

Oh.Whoops.

I'll just sing a different song, then.

♪ Mary had a little ninja, little ninja, little ninja ♪

- [stammers] Hang on.

Those aren't the words to that song, either.

- Really? Well, okay.

I definitely know the words to this song.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you...

♪ Ninja! - [sobs]

Somebody get me down from here!

[echoes resonate]

[rock music]

- Hiyah! Hiyah! [laughs]

Hiyah!

- Check it out.

To get to Crusher and Pickle,

we've gotta cross that bridge

and go through a giant dragon gate.

- Whoa. That's a big gate.

Come on. This way.



[gate rumbles]

- Watch out, Blaze!

[tires screeching]

Uh-oh. The gate closed!

- I better use my ninja chop to try and break through.

[grunts] Hiyah!

Lug nuts. It didn't break.

Looks like I'll have to hit it with more force.

- But how are you gonna do that, Ninja Blaze?

- To get more force, I've gotta move faster,

because the more you speed up, the stronger the force.

- Yeah, if Blaze moves too slow,

he won't have enough force to break through the gate.

But if Blaze speeds up,

he can ninja chop with lots of force.

- Come on. Let's see if I can

break through the gate by speeding up

to get more force.

[engine revs]

[tires screech]

- To break through the dragon gate,

let's help Blaze accelerate to a speed of .

- To make me speed up, we can count by tens to .

Repeat after me. Ten.

[together] Ten!

- . [together] !

- . [together] !

- Hiyah!

- Look! The force of Blaze's ninja chop

made the dragon gate cr*ck a little.

- But to break through, we've gotta go even faster,

'cause remember: the more you speed up...

[together] The stronger the force.

- This time, let's go faster than .

Let's accelerate to a speed of .

- Help me count by tens all the way to .

Repeat after me. Ten.

[together] Ten!

- . [together] !

- . [together] !

- ! [together] !

- Hiyah!

- All right!

The dragon gate cracked even more.

- But to break through, we still need more force.

- I know.

Let's accelerate to our fastest speed yet.

We'll go !

- Help me count by tens to .

Repeat after me.

Ten. [together] Ten!

- . [together] !

- . [together] !

- ! [together] !

- ! [together] !

- Hiyah!

Yeah! - We did it!

We broke through the dragon gate.

- Now come on. Let's get to that mountain

so we can save Crusher and Pickle.

- Ninjas... [together] Ride!



- ♪ The more you speed up, the stronger the force ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, yeah

♪ Could be a little flick, a tiny chop or kick ♪

♪ To ramp it up, give me some speed ♪

♪ Then it's a super smash

♪ Maybe a giant crash

♪ Acceleration's key

- ♪ To make an impact that matters ♪

- ♪ Keep going faster and faster ♪

- Hiyah!

- ♪ Because the more you speed up ♪

♪ The stronger the force

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, yeah

♪ The more you speed up, the stronger the force ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, yeah

♪ Hey!

- [sobbing]

I wanna get down!

- Aw, there, there, big guy.

I'm sure help is on the way.

Come on.

Let's sing a song while we wait.

♪ Hush, little ninja, don't say a word ♪

♪ Ninja's gonna buy you a ninja bird ♪

- Wait a second.

Those aren't the words to that song.

- Are you sure?

Well, okay. We can sing this one instead.

♪ Rockaby baby in the tree top ♪

♪ When the wind blows

♪ The cradle will ninja

- "The cradle will ninja"?

Pickle, those aren't the right words, either.

- Huh. If you say so.

Ah! Now here's a song you'll definitely know.

♪ Happy ninja to you, happy ninja to you ♪

♪ Happy ninja, dear ninja - [sighs]

- ♪ And ninja, ninja to you!



[both cheering]

- Hiyah!

[grunts]

- Whoa. Look.

It's a giant cliff! - Hubcaps.

We've gotta find some way to get to the top.

- Hey, I know what we need!

A grappling hook. - Yeah, that could work!

- A grappling hook is a tool that ninjas use for climbing.

It has a sharp hook that can grab onto things

and a long cable that you can use to pull yourself up.

- Come on. Let's design

our very own grappling hook machine.

We'll make a grappling hook launcher.

First, we need the hook that can grab onto things.

To make the hook, say "hook."

Hook!

Next, we need the long cable

that attaches to the hook so you can climb.

To make the cable, say "cable."

Cable!

And last, let's build a pneumatic launcher

to sh**t our grappling hook high into the air.

To make the pneumatic launcher, say "pneumatic launcher."

Pneumatic launcher! Oh, yeah!

I'm a grappling hook launcher Monster Machine!

- [laughing] Yeah!

[grunts]

Grappling hook, launch!

- Time to climb. [grunts]

- Yeah! Nice climbing, Ninja Blaze.

- Thanks. Now let's keep going

so we can--whoa!

What was that?

- I don't know, but it looks like trouble.

- [sniffs]

Ew, and it smells like trouble too.

[faint cackling]

- Uh-oh.

I think I know where that stinky star came from.

Look!

[skunks cackling] Skunks!

- Pew!

- [snickers]

- We've gotta keep climbing and get away from those skunks.

- Quick, let's climb to a ledge

that doesn't have a skunk on it.

Which ledge doesn't have a skunk on it?

That ledge with the blue plants!

[skunks giggle]

- Grappling hook, launch!

[grunting]

- [chitters]

- [grunting]

- All right! We got past them.

- Let's keep climbing. But remember:

we've gotta keep away from those skunks.

Which ledge doesn't have a skunk on it?

The ledge with red plants. Yeah!

[skunks giggle]

Grappling hook, launch!

[grunting]

[skunks laughing]

[grunting]

- Yeah! We're almost at the top.

- We just need to find one more ledge that's safe.

- Which ledge doesn't have a skunk on it?

That ledge with the purple plants!

[skunks giggle]

- Grappling hook, launch!

[skunks snickering]

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo! - All right!

We made it. - And look.

There's the mountain where Crusher and Pickle landed.

- Come on, Ninja Blaze.

Let's hurry so we can rescue them.

- Ninjas... [together] Ride!

- [sobbing]

- Aw, it's okay, Crusher. You know what'll cheer you up?

A song!

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Ninja, ninja

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Ninja, ninja - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hang on. Stop.

Pickle, that is not how that song goes.

- It isn't? Huh.

Well, then how does it go?

- [sighs] It goes like this.

♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Stomp your feet

- Yeah! That's the spirit.

- ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Stomp your feet

- See? Now we're having fun.

- ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ And you really wanna show it ♪

[together] ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪

♪ Stomp your feet!

- Are we still happy?

- Uh-uh.

[both scream]

- Whee!

[both shouting]

- Gaskets!

Crusher and Pickle are rolling away

in that giant snowball.

- Come on, Ninja Blaze. We gotta catch 'em.

Ninjas... [together] Ride!



[both shouting]

[tense music]

- Uh-oh. Watch out, Blaze.

Another snowball is heading this way!

- We can't let that snowball stop us,

so let's speed up and smash it away.

Remember: the more you speed up...

[together] The stronger the force!

- Hiyah!

- Yeah! You did it, Ninja Blaze!

[Pickle and Crusher shouting] - And look!

There go Crusher and Pickle.

[both shouting]

- Uh-oh!

Well, here come more giant snowballs.

Let's see how many are rolling this way.

How many snowballs are there?

Four. Right.

- Then I'd better do four ninja chops

to smash them away.

Hiyah! - One!

- Hiyah! - Two!

- Whoa-yah! - Three!

- Hiyah! - Four!

[both cheer]

We smashed them! - And check it out.

We've almost caught up with Crusher and Pickle.

[both shouting]

- Uh-oh. More snowballs!

How many are there this time?

Three. Right.

- Three ninja chops, coming up.

- Hiyah! - One!

- Hiyah! - Two!

- Hiyah! - Three!

[both cheer]

[both shouting]

- Gaskets. More snowballs!

- How many are there this time?

Five! - Time for five ninja chops.

- Hiyah! - One!

- Ho-yah! - Two!

- Hiyah! - Three!

- Yah! - Four!

- Hiyah! - Five!

- [cheers] - All right!

- Now there's only one snowball left to break.

- The giant snowball with Crusher and Pickle inside.

- Get us out of here!

- Man, that snowball is huge.

We're gonna need a lot of force

to bust Crusher and Pickle out of there.

- We can do it, A.J... if we accelerate

to our fastest speed yet.

- Sounds like it's time for us to use blazing speed.

- To give us blazing speed, say "let's blaze!"

[together] Let's blaze!

[energetic rock music]



[both shouting]

[musical car horn honking]

- Hiyah!

- Yay! Isn't it great, Crusher?

Ninja Blaze saved us.

- [warbling] Ninja who?

- Crusher!Pickle!

- Boy, are we glad you two are safe.

- Oh, we're so thankful to you ninjas for saving us.

Why, I'm so happy, I could...sing!

- [sighs]

- ♪ Head, shoulders, ninja, toes, ninja, toes ♪

♪ Head, shoulders, ninja, toes, ninja, toes ♪

- [laughs] Come on, you two. Follow me.

- ♪ Eyes and ears and ninja nose ♪

♪ Head, shoulders

♪ Ninja, toes, ninja, toes

[ninjas grunting]

- Ninja!

[musical car horn honking]

Do you hear that? It sounds like...

Ninja Blaze! - Hiyah!

[ninjas cheer]

- Ninja Blaze, Ninja A.J., you did it.

You saved Crusher and Pickle.

- Boy oh boy, did they ever.

They were the most amazing ninjas

that ever ninja'd. Right, Crusher?

- Eh, they were all right.

- Thanks for believing in us, Black Belt.

- You're welcome, my friend.

Now come on, everybody! This calls for a celebration.

It's time to...ninja party!

- Oh, yeah! - All right!

[all cheer]

- ♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Using super skills that'll blow your mind ♪

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Ninjas, ninjas

♪ Hiyah, hiyah!

♪ It's ninja time

♪ Hiyah, hiyah!

♪ It's ninja time

♪ Hiyah, hiyah!

♪ It's ninja time

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪
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