07x02 - Max's Fort/Ruby's Party Dress

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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07x02 - Max's Fort/Ruby's Party Dress

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[kids shouting]: Max and Ruby!

[giggling]

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

[male singer]:♪ Max and Ruby

[female singer]: ♪ Ruby...and her little brother, Max! ♪

[♪♪♪]

[singers together]:♪ Max and Ruby...

[kids shout]:Max and Ruby!

[♪♪♪]

Max the Knightto the rescue!

Wait for me!

I am Winstonthe great Knight.

Be careful.

Dragon!

The mostferocious dragon

in all the land!

We must savethe kingdom.

Go away, scary dragon!

Uh, pardon me.

Could one of you brave knights

please bring methat small piece of wood?

Me!

I will!

Can't get me, dragon!

Thank you,Max the Knight.

May I, Winstonthe Great Knight,

help youwith anything?

If Winstonthe Great Knight

could please bring methat ruler,

I shall finish buildingye grand new fort.

You mean castle.

Yes!

Kneel down, Max.

I, Winstonthe Great Knight,

hereby an-an-...

Anoint?

Anoint you... Sir Max!

Sir Max!

I like it.

For you, good sir.

Thank you, Sir Winston.

The fort is almost done.

You mean castle.

Oh right, of course.

My most humbleapologies, Sir Max.

I can't waitto play in it.

Me too!

[Ruby]: Lovely...

I can't wait.

We'll have the perfect picnic.

Goodbye,ye scary dragon!

Whoops!

Charge!

Oh! Max...

Sir Max.

I'm a knight.

Well, Sir Max,

can you and Winston

please stayon that side of the yard?

I'm trying to get readyfor my picnic.

Valerie will be here soon.

As you wish, Lady Ruby.

Callingall knights!

[gasps] Our castle!

[mimicking trumpet fanfare]♪ Doot-do-do-doo!

[♪♪♪]

Ta-dah!

Yay!

So cool!

Thanks, Dad!

You're welcome,brave Knight!

You two have fun now.

[kicking wall]

It's perfect!

No dragonwill get us in here.

Just what two knights needto protect the kingdom.

And just in time.

The fire-breathing dragonis back!

[gasps]

We must savethe kingdom!

Yes!

The kingdom is in danger!

We must save everyone.

Who first?

Curly Shirley,

you are officiallyone of my guests.

Now, we'll just waitfor Valerie to join us.

[gasps]

Flowers...

I left them inside the house.

We can't have a picnicwithout flowers.

I'll be right back.

Princess Curly Shirleyis in danger!

We must get to her.

Be careful, Sir Max.

The fire-breathing dragoncould be anywhere.

You watch for it.

I'll rescuethe princess.

We'll save you,Princess Curly Shirley!

[♪♪♪]

Here we go.

Hmm...

Something's missing.

Where did Curly Shirley go?

Maybe I left her in the kitchen.

The Princess is safe now.

Phew.

That wasa close call, Sir Max.

Yes, Sir Winston.

We're reallygood knights.

The best in the kingdom.

Now what?

Um...

[♪♪♪]

That basket!

It holds all the foodfor the kingdom!

The people will havenothing to eat!

We must rescue itfrom the dragon.

Are you up forthe challenge, Sir Max?

Yes.

Sir Max to the rescue!

Careful, Sir Max,

the fire-breathing dragoncould be anywhere!

It's dangerous,but we must try.

For the kingdom!

Almost there,Sir Winston.

All clear, go!

Hurry, Sir Winston!

I hear something.

Maybe the fire-breathing dragon.

The food for the kingdomis safe!

Oh, no!

What is it?

Our castle's flag!

How did the fire-breathingdragon get it?

We can't have a castlewithout a flag.

How will anyone knowthis is our kingdom?

I have to get it.

Sir Max,it's too dangerous.

No, our kingdomdepends on it.

Then I shall go with you.

You are very brave,Sir Winston...

True.

Hmm, no Curly Shirley inside.

Where did I put her?

[telephone rings]

[Dad]: Hello.

Ruby!Valerie is on the phone!

Oh! Coming!

Any sign of the dragon?

No, but we've gotto be careful.

It can appearat any time.

Wait!

There might be a trap.

A trap?

Yes.

The fire-breathing dragonis very sneaky.

But I, Sir Max,am sneakier.

Phew.

That was a dangerous snake.

[bird chirping and tweeting]

Can't get me,you mini fire-breathing dragon!

[front door opens]

Sir Winston!

Keep Lady Ruby away from here!

Right.

The fire-breathing dragoncould return at any moment.

I'll protect her!

Halt! Fair maiden,'tis not safe.

[giggles]

Oh, noble knight,

may I, Lady Ruby,

please pass?

I have to findsomething I've lost.

[quietly] Sir Max,don't forget the armor!

Armor?

What armor?

[♪♪♪]

Oh!

This armor!

[dishes rattle]

You may pass.

I'll take youto your blanket.

The dragon could be anywhere.

How knightly of you.

Indeed.

Where is everything?

My picnic?

Um... gotta go!

[sing-songy calling] Oh, Max!

[distant thunder rumbling]

[rain drips]

Huh?

Oh, no!

If it rains,my picnic will be ruined!

[rain pouring]

Uh-oh!

Lady Ruby is caughtin the rain!

We must save her fromthe fire-breathing dragon!

Wait!

It's a water-breathing dragon.

[gasps]

That's the worst kind.

She needs our help!

We must rescue her.

[♪♪♪]

Oh!

Max?

[warily] O...kay...

This way,fair lady Ruby.

[♪♪♪]

Phew!

Thank you,my brave heroes.

But Max, you reallyshouldn't have taken my things.

We had to savethe kingdom!

From the fire-breathing dragon!

But I was planning onhaving a...

nice picnic?

Thanks, Max.

You set up the picnicin here

so it's dryfrom the rain.

It's all just perfect.

Hello!

May I come in?

Please?

It's raining out here!

Valerie, come in! Quick!

Phew!It's really raining!

Oh, wow!

This is great, Ruby!

Good idea havingyour picnic indoors.

Well, Max kind of helpedwith that idea.

Would you two brave knightslike to join our picnic?

[together]: Yes!

You must have worked upquite an appetite

saving the kingdom.

I really did.

Me too!

Thank you, Max.

You mean, Sir Max!

[laughing]

[♪♪♪]

Oh, Grandma,I'm so excited

we're going to buy mea fancy new dress.

Since tonight isthe Spring Fling dance,

I thoughtit was a good idea.

And a toy for me.

It's a Spacezoomer!

[♪♪♪]

That's the plan!

[chuckles]

I do love to treat you,

and that looks likethe perfect ship

for Space bunny Max.

[gasps]Grandma, look!

[♪♪♪]

Both of those dressesare lovely.

Yes,

but the ruffled dressis so fancy.

Don't you think, Max?

Yes!

[rocket toy clacking]

That Spacezoomeris pretty amazing.

Ruby, are you sure

you want the dresswith the ruffles?

Oh, yes,it's perfect for dancing.

Then that'sthe dress we'll get.

[gasps in horror]

Oh, no, my dress!

We're too late.

Hold tight, Ruby,

I'm on it.

[shop door opens]

[toy clacking]

Oh, no!

Spacezoomer!

Sorry, Ruby.

We just missed buyingthe ruffled dress.

So I bought the other one.

Thank you, Grandma.

This dress will be perfectonce I make it fancy.

Oh, I'm sureit will, Ruby.

Ah-ah-ah,Spacebunny Max.

There is somethingin here for you,

but no peeking.

Home again.

Here you go, Ruby.

A new dress fortonight's Spring Fling.

Thank you, Grandma.

You're welcome, Ruby.

Oh, my.

There's something elsein the bag.

[package crinkling]

What could it be?

[gasps]

Spacezoomer!

Thank you, Grandma!

You're welcome, Max.

Now, I thinkI'll get dinner going

before it's time for Rubyto go to the dance.

Is it okayif Louise comes over?

Of course.

[rotary dial clicking]

Louise?

Can you come over right away?

It's a fashion emergency.

Thanks.

I better get going.

The Spring Fling

is onlya few hours away!

Spacezoomer!

Huh?

No wheels?

Where are the wheels?

Yes!

Spacebunny Max and Spacezoomer.

Zoom through space!

[wheels clacking]

[doorbell rings]

That's Louise!

I'll get it!

Ruby, the wheels fell off.

Sorry, Max,

I don't have timeto help you right now.

Hi Ruby!

I ran over as fast as I could.

What's the fashion emergency?

Grandma bought me a new dressfor the dance,

but it needs a little help.

You calledthe right girl.

I even brought my dress

so we can get readyfor the dance together!

Perfect!

There's no time to lose.

Ruby, can you fixmy Spacezoomer?

I'll fix itafter the dance,

I promise, Max.

Please?

Okay.

But then I have to find a wayto make my dress fancier.

It's a fashion emergency.

There you go.

All fixed.

Thanks, Ruby.

No problem.

Now, come on, Louise.

We don't have much time!

[together]:Fashion emergency!

[laughing]

[wind-up key clicking]

Spacebunny Max,ready for takeoff!

Spacezoomer!

Okay, first,let's see the dress.

Here it is.

You see?

It's pretty,but it's plain.

We need to pickthe perfect accessories.

You mean like fancy shoes?

Ooh... shoes!

Good idea, Louise.

What do you thinkabout the pink pair?

Hmm...

The blue pair matchesyour dress better.

Yes. I agree.

I'll put these back.

Hmm...

this shiny, silver pair

would look nicewith my dress.

Would you liketo borrow them?

Yes, please!

[clears throat]

Now, what do you think?

Is your dressfancy enough?

Hmm...

the bows are pretty,

but it's still not enough.

I know what you need.

The perfect purse!

[gasps] Yes!

My pursesare in the closet.

[wind-up key clicking]

Spacezoomer, away!

[♪♪♪]

Cool!

Spacebunny Max takes off!

[clicking stops]

Uh-oh.

Ruby!

Hmm, my pursesare in here somewhere.

[Max, calling]: Ruby!

Ruby?

Huh?

Found them.

[gasping]

What's wrong now?

My Spacezoomeris too high.

I can't helpright now, Max.

I have to figure outwhat purse I'll use tonight.

But-but...

my Spacezoomer!

Okay.

Maybe in a minute, Max.

The right purse

will make your dressfancier for sure!

What do you think?

I think it's rightfor a tea party,

but not a dance.

This blue bag is nice,

but the shiny silveris nice, too.

[Max groans impatiently]

Well, the blue onematches your dress,

plus the pretty bowmakes it fancy.

And that means

you can borrowthe shiny silver one,

right?

May I?

[giggles]Of course.

Even with the bowson my shoes and purse,

my dress still isn'tquite fancy enough.

What you need isthe perfect necklace.

Right!

What a great idea, Louise.

Ruby...

Oh, right.

Are you sureyou need help, Max?

My Spacezoomer is stuck.

Okay, but let's hurry.

I still have to get readyfor the Spring Fling.

See?

Wow, it sure climbs up high,doesn't it?

Spacebunny Max,

prepare for Spacezoomerrescue mission!

Gotcha!

Rescue missionsuccessful!

Now, please keep an eyeon your Spacezoomer.

I have to get readyfor the dance.

I will.

Thanks, Ruby!

You're welcome,Spacebunny Max!

I'm back, Louise.

Now, which necklace willmake my dress extra fancy?

I think this necklacewith the pendant

is perfect for your dress.

[giggles]

And my silver necklacewith colored stones

is perfectfor your dress.

Oh, it is!

Thank you.

Hmm, even with all thesepretty accessories,

I'm just not sureit's fancy enough.

[wind-up key clicking]

[clicking rapidly]No!

Spacebunny Max to the moon!

Hey! Come back!

Your mission isn't over!

Maybe if I add a scarf?

[toy clicking]

Or maybe a hat?

I don't know if anythingwill make my dress fancy enough.

Spacezoomer!

Spacezoomer?

Where'd it go?

Max, I can't chase downyour toy right now.

It's almost timefor the dance,

and I still havea fashion emergency.

Spacezoomer...

[Ruby and Louise gaspin horror]: Spacezoomer?

[gasps] Oh, no!

Oh, yes!

I'm sorry, Ruby.

My dress, it's...

It's...

perfect!

-Wow!-Whoa!

Well, it'sfancy enough now!

[♪♪♪]

[Grandma]:Say "Spring fling!"

[together]: Spring fling!

[laughing]

[camera shutter snaps]

You girlslook beautiful.
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