07x09 - The Bunny Gnome/Max's Movie Magic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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07x09 - The Bunny Gnome/Max's Movie Magic

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[children]:Max and Ruby!

[giggling]

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

♪ Max and Ruby

♪ Ruby and Max

[man]: Max and Ruby!

[woman]: Rubyand her little brother, Max.

♪ Max and Ruby

[children]:Max and Ruby!

[♪♪♪]

Look what I brought.

Spider!

♪ Creepy-crawly!

And red rubber elephant!

Ooh!

Good choices, Max.

Oh! Tap-a-tap-a-tap!

[rattling]

And we'll need this for sure.

"For sure" for sure!

Hmm... Do you thinkwe have enough stuff?

Uh-huh!

I think we're readyto camp out tonight.

Me too!

Wow...

That's a lotof toys, Max.

It's ourcamping gear.

Well, I'm notsure how useful

your Jack-in-the-boxwill be.

[crank clicking,music playing]

[boys laughing]

I only broughtthe things I'll need,

like my sleeping bagand my compass...

and a flashlight.

We haveflashlights, too!

In fact,we have four!

That's a lotof flashlights.

Maybe we can use one

to light upour campfire.

[boys]: Campfire?

Yep. Comeover here with me.

This will beour campfire tonight.

I made it myself.

Max, can I please

use one ofyour flashlights?

[clicks light on]

[boys]: Oh!

It's pretty.

Pretty cool!

What a lovelycampfire.

Thank you formaking it, Ruby.

Ruby usedour flashlight.

Why, thankyou, Max!

And you, too,Morris.

Ruby...your camping gear

is verywell-organized.

Thanks, Grandma.

I am a Bunny Scout,after all.

Do you likeour stuff, Grandma?

[chuckles]Well, uh...

you certainlyare well-prepared.

Now let's getyour sleeping bags set up.

It's going to be darkvery soon.

Ooh, the sunhas almost set.

I'm so excited to seethe meteor shower tonight.

Meter shower?

"Mee-tee-or" shower.

It's the most fantasticthing to see.

It sure is!

There will be stars

sh**t the sky.

[both]: Oh!

I've been waitingmy whole life to see this.

Here you go.

[giggles]

Mm...roasted carrots!

Thanks, Grandma.

[munching]

Grandma, what else do you dowhen you camp?

Why, tell campfirestories, of course.

[chuckles]

Stories?I love stories!

Me too!

Will you tell usone, Grandma?

Of course!

And I knowjust the story to tell.

This is a story...

aboutthe Bunny Gnome.

What is that?

"The Bunny Gnome"

is onlythe most mysterious creature

to ever be seenin East Bunnyhop.

Sounds scary!

Does it stomp

throughthe neighborhood,

like this?

"Rawr!

"Rawr!

Rawr!"

Oh, no.

You see,

the Bunny Gnomeis very, very shy.

Oh, like Priya?

Sort of.

He only comes out

when the timeis just right.

And when he does,

he's only been seen

by a very few,

very luckybunnies.

[Ruby yawning]

I hopethe meteor shower

starts soon.

I'm getting sleepy.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, no!

What is it?

Is itthe Bunny Gnome?

No, clouds!

I hope I'll stillbe able to see

the meteor shower.

[♪♪♪]

Those cloudsare blocking the stars,

which means we won'tsee the meteor shower,

and I waited so longto see one.

I'm sorry, Ruby.

You must bevery disappointed.

[sighing]Since we can't see it,

I guess it's timewe go to bed.

Now, I'll be justinside the house.

Call ifyou need anything.

[bunnies]:Goodnight, Grandma!

Goodnight, Max.Goodnight, Morris.

It's not timeto go to bed yet.

We're notsleepy.

Nope.

We want to findthe Bunny Gnome.

It's justa funny story, Max.

The Bunny Gnomeisn't real.

It's very dark now,

so it's timeto go to sleep.

[♪♪♪]

I'm notsleepy at all.

Me either.

And I don't want

to miss seeingthe Bunny Gnome.

Me either...I guess.

Max, do youreally think

we'll seethe Bunny Gnome?

Yes. But notif we're inside.

It's kind of dark.

[click]

Here you go, Morris.

[click]

We have to bevery, very quiet.

Right. We don't wantto scare the Bunny Gnome.

Um... Max?

Shouldn't we belooking up,

not at the ground?

We're looking forBunny Gnome tracks.

You mean likemonster-hunters?

Yes.

That Bunny Gnome

has to be aroundhere somewhere.

[Morris, gasping]:The Bunny Gnome!

No...

that's just Mom'sfavorite rose bush.

Keep looking.

[rustling]

The Bunny Gnome!

[boys]: Ruby?

You're notthe Bunny Gnome.

No, I certainlyam not.

But I amtrying to sleep,

and I heardyou walking around.

You both shouldbe asleep yourselves.

[sighing sadly]Okay, Ruby.

Come on, Morris.

I can'tsleep, Max.

Me neither.

The Bunny Gnome isout there somewhere!

I don't thinkwe'll ever see it.

Oh, yes, we will.

But... how?

We'll set a trap.

Shh...

Okay...

let's buildour trap.

[♪♪♪]

The Bunny Gnome

will comethrough here

and stepon the string...

And the trapwill make noise.

Then we'll knowwe've caught him.

This isa good plan.

I know!

Wait.

How will we beable to see

the Bunny Gnome?

It's so dark.

Um...

A reallygood plan!

[click]

I know!

[chuckling] Oh, my!

Oh, it certainly isbright out here.

I think you've lit upall of East Bunnyhop.

We need them to seethe Bunny Gnome.

[laughs]I understand.

But these lightsare so bright,

they'll keepthe neighborhood awake.

[sighing] Okay.

[clicking]

[crash-sproing]

[boys]:The Bunny Gnome!

-Oh...-Ruby.

[grunting]

Max, can youhelp me, please?

So much for seeingthe Bunny Gnome.

I understand howdisappointed you are.

I feel the same way

about not being ableto see the meteor shower.

[Grandma gasping]

Ruby, look!

[Ruby, gasping]:The meteor shower!

Max! Morris! Look!

It's really happening.

I can't believewhat I'm seeing.

Lucky we keptwaking you up, Ruby.

I just wishwe could've found

the Bunny Gnome.

Yeah. We triedso hard.

[Grandma]: Oh...

but you did find it!

[boys]:The Bunny Gnome!

[Max]: We found it.

And that meansthat you are now

one ofthe lucky few

to have seenthe Bunny Gnome,

because...

it canonly be seen

duringa meteor shower.

Wow, Max.

Neither of uswould have seen

what we wanted to,

if you hadn'tkept waking us up.

Thank you, Max.Thanks, Morris.

That wasa good plan, Max.

I know.

The Bunny Gnomejust winked at me!

[all laughing]

[Max]: Ro-o-o-o-o-o-oar!

Ro-o-oar!

Roar!

Squawk!

Here comethe dinosaurs!

Tyrannosaurus Rex!Ro-o-o-oar!

Here comesstegosaurus!

Squawk! And pterosaur!

[♪♪♪]

Look, Tyrannosaurus Rex!

[Lily]: Amazing!

Wow...

Roar!

[Max]: Roar!

Squawk!

[door opens]

Uh-oh! The dinosaursare on the loose.

[Max]: Roar!

Roar!

Squawk!

Watch out!It's Ruby-saurus!

Roar!

[trio giggling]

[Ruby chuckles]

Okay, it's almosttime to leave.

[trio]: Aw.

But we're havingdino-fun.

I know, but it's SaturdayMovie Day at school.

Remember,Dinosaur Max?

I'm a Tyrannosaurus.

Sorry. Time to go,"Tyrannosaurus Max".

I volunteeredto help Mr. Esteves

with the movie,

so I want to be therenice and early.

Are we watchinga dinosaur movie?

No, this time,

it's goingto be a movie

about a princeand a princess.

[Morris and Lily]:Yay!

Aw... I wanta dinosaur movie.

Oh, I bet you'll like itonce it starts.

Now let's go.

[♪♪♪]

[bunnies]: Whoa.

[Max]: Ooh.

Ruby!You're here.

Hi, Louise.

Hi, Valerie.

Isn't this exciting?

[gasps]I love your cute hats.

[both giggling]

Thanks.

We're in chargeof snacks.

So we madea hat for you, too!

Oh, thank you!

[timer dings]

[rapid popping]

Oh, the popcorn'sready!

Come help us atthe snack table, Ruby.

Okay, I'll bethere in a minute.

[Mr. Esteves]: Hello!

All set for an afternoonof spectacular cinema?

That means"awesome movies".

-Yes!-You bet!

Can't wait.

That's the spirit!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need to set up the projectorand get the movie ready.

And I need to helpLouise and Valerie.

You find a seat,

then come getyour movie snacks.

Okay!

Let's sit over here.

-Okay.-Sure.

-Excuse me.-'Scuse me!

-Excuse me.-'Scuse me...

Excuse me...

-Excuse me...-'Scuse me.

Excuse me.

Yes!Good seats.

Grr!

T-Rexmovie time.

-Grr!-Squawk.

[Lily and Morris]:Dinosaurs!

I'm hungry.Let's get snacks.

Okay.

Excuse me.

[together]: Excuse me.

How do I look?

Terrific!

Love it.

Okay. Let's getthe table ready.

I'll fill the cups.

I'll pass outthe popcorn.

And I'llhand out the drinks.

We'll be the perfectsnack team!

[munching]

Louise.

What areyou doing?

We have to testthe popcorn

to make sure it'sperfect, right?

Nom-nom-nom.

Yes.

We don't wantto serve bad popcorn.

Mm. Nyum-nyum-nyum.

No, we don't.Good thinking!

We're outof drink cups.

We'll haveto get more.

Okay. I'll watch the table.

♪ Hmm, mm-hmm-mm, hmm-hmm

♪ Hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm

Mm.

[chomping]

♪ Hmm, mm-hmm-mm, hmm-hmm

♪ Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm, mm, mm

Mm!

[lips smacking]

[♪♪♪]

Gotcha!

We're back,Ruby.

Careful!

There are popcorn-eating dinosaurs

roamingthe school.

[trio giggling]

Max, if you wantpopcorn or drinks,

you have to line up.

Okay, Ruby.

[Ruby]:There you go.

One drinkand one popcorn.

Enjoy the movie.

May we havedrinks, please?

You sure can, Lily.

Here you go.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Can I have another cupfor my Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Sorry, Max.

You and your T-Rexwill have to share.

Okay.

Ruby, would you

please help meset up the projector?

Sure, Mr. Esteves!

Okay, first we putthe movie reel

onto the projector.

See?

The projectorshines light

through the film

and projectsthe pictures

onto the big screen.

You put the filminto the projector

here...

then you threadthe film

through the machine,

right here,to the other reel.

Okay?

Uh-huh.Got it.

Great.

Thanks so much,Ruby.

Hmm.

It goes through here,

then...here...

then here...

Done!

You should bein your seat, Max.

Ruby?

Is that supposed to happen?

Is what supposed to happen?

[gasping deeply]

[projector chugging]

Oh, no!

I hope I can fix this.

Maybe if I runthe projector backwards...

I thinkit's working.

Wow! You fixedit, Ruby.

Now the film will rollonto the empty reel

instead of the floor.

Oh... cool!

[bunnies laughing]

[laughter continues]

Okay, Max.Time to sit down

so Mr. Esteves and I canfinish getting things ready.

I want everything to be perfect

for our Saturdayafternoon movie.

Are we watchinga dinosaur movie?

[giggles]You'll see.

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Oh, 'scuse me.

Nice job, Ruby.

Everything is set.

[click]

Okay... it'smovie-time!

[projector whirring]

Sit down, Max.

The movie's starting.

[narrator]: [span]A healthy bunny [span]is a happy bunny.[/span][/span]

[span]Do your bit [span]to stay fit.[/span][/span]

Aw...

Oh, no!

The library must've putthe wrong film in the can.

The right film mustbe here somewhere.

Don't worry.

I can entertainthe audience

while you find it.

Thank you, Ruby.

[projector whirring]

Sorry, everyone.

We'll have the moviefixed in a jiffy.

While we're waiting,who wants to hear a story?

An adventure story.

[all clapping]

Um...this is the tale

of a smart, brave princess

whose prince brotherwas captured

by a mean, old dragon.

[whispering]

[Max]: 'Scuse me.Oh, pardon me.

Coming through.

Everyone else in the kingdom

was too afraidto face the dragon,

so naturally,

it was up to the princessto save her brother.

The princess found the dragonin its deep, dark cave.

[Max]: Ro-o-o-o-o-oar!

Ro-o-o-o-o-oar!

But... it wasn'ta dragon at all.

It was a Tyrannosaurus-Rex!

Ro-o-o-o-o-oar!

And a... stegosaurus?

Squawk!

Squawk!

And... a flying creaturecalled a "pterosaur"!

But the scariest of allwas the Tyrannosaurus-Rex.

Ro-o-o-o-o-oar!

[laughter]

How can the princess

make the T-Rexgive back her brother?

[guy, shouting]:Give it popcorn!

[Max]:Nom... nom-nom!

[laughter]

And that's how the princessand her popcorn

saved the prince.

[♪♪♪]

[all clapping]

I foundthe right film.

We're good to go.

Enjoy the movie, everyone!

[projector whirring]

[boop-boop-boop...]

You savedour movie day, Max,

you and yourdinosaur.

Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[laughs]No, "Tyrannosaurus Max!"

And Stegosaurus Lily!

And Pterosaur Morris!

[quietly, together]: Roar!

Squawk.

Roar...

-Squawk!-Ro-o-o-o-o-oar!

[♪♪♪]
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