18x23 - So You're Having a Bad Day!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Pokémon". Aired: April 1, 1997 – present.*
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18x23 - So You're Having a Bad Day!

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NARRATOR: During their journey to Laverre City and Ash's sixth

Kalos Gym badge challenge,

our heroes take time for a rest stop.

ASH: Pikachu? Drink lots of water before we head out.

PIKACHU

CLEMONT: It looks like it's gonna be hot again today.

CHESPIN

SERENA: Let's see My fortune for today is

Troubles await you?

What does that mean?

BONNIE: Oh boy! I wanna know my fortune, too!

SERENA: Bonnie's fortune today is... There we go!

SERENA: Today will be the worst day you've had all year.

You'll be sorry you ever got up this morning.

And watch out for things made out of gold.

BONNIE: Hey That's bad!

SERENA: Now, don't worry. Fortune-telling is just for

entertainment. Don't give it another thought!

JESSIE: We've got enough food for a small city!

JAMES: Remind me to send that berry tree a thank you card!

MEOWTH: We lucked out, all right

MEOWTH: Look out below. Twerp alert!

JAMES: This is our lucky day.

So why don't we pick up some Pokémon, too?

JESSIE: When fortune smiles on you, you just smile on back.

ASH: 'Kay guys, let's move out!

CHESPIN!

SERENA: Pancham!

CLEMONT: Chespin!

PIKACHU

SERENA: You okay?!

ASH: Who could've done that?!

JESSIE: Why, your favorite raves!

JAMES: You did miss us, didn't you?

MEOWTH: Twerps always do

WOBBUFFET

JESSIE: Here!

CHESPIN?

CLEMONT: Chespin!

SERENA: Pancham!

ASH: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

PIKACHU

JAMES: And our anti-zapper wins!

CLEMONT: If that's the case, Luxray, Swift, let's go!

LUXRAY

JESSIE: No

JESSIE

PUMPKABOO!

CHESPIN

SERENA: Pancham!

CLEMONT: Chespin, you're all right!

ASH: What's that?

CLEMONT: It must be theirs.

PANGORO A

JESSIE: Criminals! Those berries happen to belong to us!

JAMES: Picked fresh today!

MEOWTH: Grab your own grub!

SERENA: We're not stealing anything!

PANGORO A

ASH: Pangoro!

PANGORO A

PANGORO B

PANGORO C

FROGADIER

PANGORO B

CLEMONT: Pangoro, calm down, please?!

PANGORO A

ASH: Run for it. Come on!

PANGORO C

PANGORO B

PANGORO A

PANGORO A

You're just a kid on a quest

To be the best of the best

Someday you're destined for power and glory

You know you're up to the test

There's only one way to tell this story

Be a hero!

Be a hero!

All the power is at your command

Face your fears and show you're a hero

The future of the world is in your hand

Pokémon!

Pokémon!

MEOWTH

BONNIE: It's Meowth!

MEOWTH: It's the fun-size Twerpette

PANGORO A!

BONNIE: That was no fun Dedenne, are you okay?

DEDENNE!

BONNIE: Where are we?

MEOWTH: Stop pulling me!

What's this? Cut it out, will you?!

MEOWTH: Cool your jets. It's nothing but a teensy vine.

And don't sass me, see? I'm the famous Meowth from Team Rocket!

MEOWTH: Or not

BONNIE: You're so useless.

PANGORO B!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: I'm outta here! This way!

BONNIE: This way!

PANGORO B

PANGORO B

PANCHAM

ASH: What was that all about? Everybody okay?

PANCHAM

ASH: Everybody?

ASH: Where'd they go?!

SERENA: Well, I guess we got away.

SERENA: Hey, where's Ash?

CHESPIN!

LUXRAY?

HAWLUCHA!

FLETCHINDER

HAWLUCHA?

CLEMONT: It looks like we've been separated from the others.

PIKACHU?

CLEMONT: Let's look around.

PIKACHU

BUNNELBY

WOBBUFFET?

JESSIE: Meowth's lost again?!

JAMES: Well, let's get to it. Help us look, Inkay.

JESSIE: That Meowth! If it's not one thing, it's another!

BONNIE: Did it work?!

MEOWTH: Not even a scratch.

MEOWTH: Guess we're stuck. Here's the deal.

I'm escorting you back to your Twerpie buddies.

MEOWTH

BONNIE: Oh really?

You'll take me to your buddies and steal Dedenne.

I know a lie when I hear one!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: I'd never do such a thing!

BONNIE: It's written all over your face.

MEOWTH: My face?

This cute mug only has whiskers and no newsprint!

BONNIE: Is that made out of gold?

MEOWTH: Hey! I'll have you know that this Charm

is part of my charm! So keep your paws off of it.

BONNIE: But why do you have a Charm?

MEOWTH: Why? That's a good question.

BONNIE: You sure are a mystery. Hey, how come you can talk?

MEOWTH: I'm glad you asked me that.

You see, kid, the story behind that is long and sad.

But what an ending!

BONNIE: Never mind

MEOWTH: But you're the one who asked in the first place!!

MEOWTH: What's with the racket?

BONNIE: I get it.

My fortune said today was gonna be the the worst day ever!

BONNIE: Boy did they get that right!!

MEOWTH

BONNIE: And watch out for gold stuff.

That thing's made out of gold

MEOWTH: Hey, that was just plain rude.

BONNIE: Will you stop pulling on me?!

ASH: Hey! Serena! Clemont! Bonnie! Where are you?!

PANCHAM

ASH: Let's head for higher ground.

Maybe that waywe'll see better.

PANCHAM

PIKACHU!

BRAIXEN!

BUNNELBY?

CLEMONT: It's okay. You leave it to me.

I know just the thing to do!

PIKACHU?

CLEMONT: The future is now, thanks to science!!

Clemontic Gear on!

My Body-Detecting Radarbot, Mark Three!

PIKACHU

BUNNELBY

CLEMONT: Also called The Life Detector.

BRAIXEN

CLEMONT: All right. Switch on.

CLEMONT: Onward, my perfect creation!

PIKACHU!

CLEMONT: This is what's called a thermograph.

A thermograph detects and displays warm bodies,

in other words, people and Pokémon.

PIKACHU!

CLEMONT: But it can't tell us what it's reacting to:

whether it finds people or Pokémon.

PIKACHU

CLEMONT: This thermograph shows us, so... Wait.

Something's coming this way. It just might be Ash!

PIKACHU!

PANGORO C

CLEMONT: Pangoro!

PANGORO C

BRAIXEN!

PANGORO C

CLEMONT: Now's our chance to escape!

BRAIXEN!

PIKACHU

CLEMONT: Braixen, you saved us. Thanks!

BRAIXEN

SERENA: Hey, Ash! Clemont! Bonnie!

CHESPIN

FROGADIER!

SERENA: Frogadier, do you see something?

FROGADIER

FROGADIER

SERENA: Right.

SERENA: You're so sweet to be acting as my bodyguard,

Frogadier. Thank you!

CHESPIN!

SERENA: You too, Chespin? Do you want to be my bodyguard?

CHESPIN!

FROGADIER!

CHESPIN!

PANGORO A!

CHESPIN?!

SERENA: Oh, Chespin

PANGORO A

FROGADIER

PANGORO A!

FROGADIER!

CHESPIN?!

SERENA: Thanks a lot!

MEOWTH: I'm starving!

BONNIE: Me, too!

DEDENNE!

BONNIE: Wow!

MEOWTH: And up, and up, and up

BONNIE: Good luck, Meowth!

MEOWTH: Uh oh Cool!

MEOWTH

BONNIE: Hey! You were supposed to share with us!

MEOWTH: Nope. I picked it!

DEDENNE!

BONNIE: You're gonna get us some food?

DEDENNE!

DEDENNE!

BONNIE: I've got it! Thanks a lot!

DEDENNE!

MEOWTH: Nice shot! Thanks, pal!

BONNIE: Nope. You didn't get this one. So this is mine.

MEOWTH: No fair! You've got two!

BONNIE: Well, you didn't share with me before, did you?

MEOWTH: Hey Fine. If you wanna be that way. Good luck!

I am not gonna move an inch from this spot!

Let's see you find those Twerps now!

BONNIE: Say that again

MEOWTH: I'm not moving!

BONNIE: Dedenne! Use Nuzzle!

DEDENNE

DEDENNE

DEDENNE

MEOWTH

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Bickering at a time like this isn't good for our health.

BONNIE: You're right. In that case...

BONNIE: Here!

MEOWTH: Thanks. Down the hatch! Yummy stuff.

DEDENNE!

BONNIE: Yeah! It sure is.

ASH: "Who's that Pokémon?"

ASH: "It's Pangoro!"

INKAY

JAMES: Did you locate Meowth?

INKAY

JESSIE: Or the Twerps and their Pokémon?

PUMPKABOO

JAMES: We're out of "lucked out."

WOBBUFFET

ASH: Wow, what a view! I can see everything!

PANCHAM!

ASH: Cool! I thought so! Hey, Fletchinder!

PANCHAM!

FLETCHINDER!

FLETCHINDER

ASH: Hey, you guys!

ASH: So where have you been?

LUXRAY!

FLETCHINDER

ASH: Fletchinder? Will you look for all the others from the air?

And we'll look, too!

FLETCHINDER!

FROGADIER

SERENA: Luxray!

LUXRAY!

HAWLUCHA

ASH: Serena!

PANCHAM

SERENA: Pancham, Ash! You're safe!

ASH: Hey. Is everybody all right?

FROGADIER

CHESPIN

SERENA: Frogadier made sure we all stayed safe.

ASH: Good job!

FROGADIER

PANCHAM

SERENA: Hey, Ash, where's Braixen?

PANCHAM

ASH: Idon't know. We haven't found it yet. And I still

don't know where Clemont, Bonnie, and Pikachu are

PANGORO B

MEOWTH

PANGORO B?

PANGORO B?

FOONGUS CROWD

MEOWTH: Uh- oh! This isn't good!

MEOWTH: Oh man Hang in there, Twerpette!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: She must've gotten a giant-sized whiff of Spore.

We've gotta get some Chesto Berries and fast!

DEDENNE?

MEOWTH: Dedenne, can you find some Chesto Berries?

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: You can't?

Shorty doesn't know what they look like.

Now what am I gonna do? I'm kind of tied up...

MEOWTH: All right. Here we go She's heavy!

DEDENNE!

MEOWTH: She's like bricks

MEOWTH: This Pokémon's got guts! My guts are busting

MEOWTH: I've gotta keep going!

Keep going... going gone

I've gotta work out more often.

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Dedenne, you're gonna have to get some of those Chesto

Berries by hook or by crook.

MEOWTH: Dig it. Chesto Berries look like this.

DEDENNE!

DEDENNE

DEDENNE!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Bingo! That's the one.

You're pretty smart to find one of those things right away.

DEDENNE!

MEOWTH: Here, down the hatch...

DEDENNE?

MEOWTH: All we do is wait for her to come to...

BONNIE: YUCKY!! Hey what happened?

MEOWTH: You got a heaping helping of Spore and took a trip

to Dreamy Land. But Dedenne found some Chesto Berries fast!

And here we are.

BONNIE: That's what happened? Wow, Dedenne, thanks!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Let's get back to looking for the g*ng.

BONNIE: Okay!

PIKACHU?

CLEMONT: Fletchinder! Hey! Fletchinder!

ASH: Clemont?

PIKACHU

CLEMONT: Ash, Serena, here!

PIKACHU

ASH: Pikachu!

PIKACHU!

SERENA: Braixen! I'm glad you're safe!

BRAIXEN!

CLEMONT: Uh, where's Bonnie?

ASH: She's not with you?

MEOWTH: Aww Oy VEY!!

BONNIE: What a klutz!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: That was close

BONNIE: My clothes are soaking wet.

DEDENNE

BONNIE: Dedenne? Are you feeling all right?

DEDENNE

BONNIE: Come on

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Sorry about that. Hey, look! The vine got cut in two!

BONNIE: You're right!

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Which means we can go our separate ways.

BONNIE: Woo-hoo! Yay, what a relief. Ready, Dedenne?

Let's get going.

DEDENNE!

MEOWTH: It's about time.

You know, I've had just about enough Twerpette for one day.

MEOWTH: Even if I am totally alone...

PANGORO C

MEOWTH

BONNIE: Did you hear that?

I wonder if that scary Pangoro's close.

DEDENNE

MEOWTH: Hold the phone. Hey, wait a sec!

BONNIE: Now what? I thought you had enough of me.

MEOWTH: Well, since I've already come this far

I might as well get you back to your Twerpy pals safe and sound.

BONNIE: Really

MEOWTH: 'Course i n into that Pangoro, I'll use these

dumb bells as a distraction and get away.

BONNIE: It's Fletchinder!

MEOWTH: The Twerps must be close!

FLETCHINDER!

ASH: Bonnie!

ASH: Bonnie!

CLEMONT: Finally! Bonnie! Are you okay?

BONNIE: And I'm sure glad to see you're okay, too!

CLEMONT: All of us are feeling just fine.

SERENA: What's going on? Why is Meowth with you?

MEOWTH: You see, it's kind of a long story.

Anyway, I'm glad to see you back with your buds.

PANGORO A

ASH: Pangoro again

SERENA: Wow. They don't give up!

PANGORO A

PANCHAM!

PANCHAM!

PANGORO A?

PANCHAM

BONNIE: Meowth, come on! You know what they're saying.

So tell us right now!

MEOWTH: Don't push me. All right!

PANGORO A!

MEOWTH: I guessthey're having a problem with their food supply.

ASH: Their food supply?

MEOWTH: See that's their tree.

PANGORO A

MEOWTH: Pangoro says this tree grows gobs of grub.

So every year, they get together and divide up

that grub between them.

PANGORO B

MEOWTH: So all of a sudden they see some crooks

who steal all their berries and then run away...

SERENA: So. You mean...

ASH: It was you, huh!?

MEOWTH

BONNIE: So you're the cause of all this.

MEOWTH: Hey, I didn't know!

SERENA: Tough break. What can we say?

ASH: Maybe you could just tell them you're really sorry.

PIKACHU

PANGORO C

MEOWTH: They saw you holding their grub,

so they thought you Twerps took it.

SERENA: We just picked up the berries where we found them.

The real bad guys are Team Rocket!

MEOWTH: Hey, no fair! Don't bust me

PANGORO A?

MEOWTH: You know, I've asked myself the same thing.

Good question

JESSIE: There you are!

MEOWTH

JESSIE: We've been searching everywhere!

JAMES: Look! Three Pangoro.

MEOWTH: Why'd ya have to show up now?!

JESSIE: Prepare for trouble, it's now or never.

JAMES: And make it double. We're all together!

MEOWTH: Well, this time that's not a good thing

JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation!

JAMES: To unite all people within our nation!

JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars above!

JESSIE: Jessie!

JAMES: And James!

JESSIE: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

JAMES: Surrender now or prepare for a reunification fight!

MEOWTH: Meowth, that's right!

WOBBUFFET

MEOWTH: Oopsie. Guess the catchy lyrics dragged me in.

JESSIE: 'Scuse m

JAMES: Dragged into what?

PANGORO A

MEOWTH

JAMES: Bad move

PANGORO A

MEOWTH: Now that they know it was us, they're not too pleased.

JESSIE: Not pleased? What does that mean?

JAMES: That sounds dangerous

PANGORO A

JESSIE: Our motto caused THIS?!

MEOWTH

JAMES: We're blasting off again!

ASH: Now...

PIKACHU

BONNIE: Here are your berries!

CLEMONT: That's all of them.

ASH: Yup! Now you've got them all back.

PANGORO A!

PANGORO B

SERENA: So dig in! For me?

ASH: Awesome. Thanks a lot!

SERENA: I think they're sorry. This is so nice!

CLEMONT: It sure is. All right, we know just what to do

PIKACHU

ASH: Let's eat! That's good!

PANGORO A !

ASH: See you later, Pangoro!

SERENA: Be well, everybody!

CLEMONT: Thanks for the food!

BONNIE: Bye-bye!

DEDENNE

SERENA: Tied to Meowth with a vine? That sounds awful.

Your fortune said you'd have the worst day of the year

BONNIE: It wasn't all that bad.

BONNIE: Actually, it was fun. Even with Meowth.

Right, Dedenne?

DEDENNE

SERENA: You're kidding

NARRATOR: Although our heroes and their Pokémon were

separated, they all managed to find each other again.

Perhaps that was in their fortune, too...

But one thing's for sure:

their journey continues!
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