01x05 - The Night of the Turtles/Santiago's Regatta

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

♪ Sailing the seas
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas,
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago. ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Vámonos. ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ahoy, piratas!

Bienvenidos a la noche
de las tortugas.

On turtle's night,

the whole town comes out
to watch

the baby sea turtles hatch.

- The turtles follow
the bright light of the moon

to Mamá Tortuga
in the ocean.

- Baby turtles always follow
the brightest light.

- [squeaks] Coquí.
[all gasp]

- Oh!
- Hi!

- Hola, tortuguita.
Welcome to the world.

[turtles squeak]

- And they're off!

- See?

They're following the light
of the moon to their mommy.

Jumping jellyfish, the turtles
are swimming the wrong way!

- Come back, tortugas.

That's not the right light!

- Coquí.

- Where's that bright light
coming from?

Super zoom!

Avast!
It's Bonnie Bones!

[cat grunting]

- Ha, now I'll be queen
of the--

[groans]

Can't you clumsy cats
do anything right?

[cat meows]

Silencio!

I'm capturing those turtles
for my aquatic army,

and I won't have you
ruining me plans.

Savvy?

- Um, disculpa,Bonnie,
but your aquatic what now?

- Why, my aquatic army
of turtles, of course.

- Of course?

- Just think of all
the sunken treasure

my turtles will fetch me.

I'll be queen of the pir--

Whoa!

Or maybe I'll use my turtles

to replace
you bumbling furballs!

- Oh, here they come!

Aw, they're so cute!

both: Aw!
[cats meowing]

- Caracoles!

Bonnie's turtle-napping
the sea turtles!

[suspenseful music]

- What kind of dastardly diva

would do such
a despicable deed?

- We are the Pirate Protectors
of Isla Encanto

and all of
its adorable animals.

We have to rescue
those tortugas...

- And bring them home
to their mama.

- Coquí, coquí.

- Adventure awaits,
me hearties.

all:
Piratasahoy!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- "Bravo," sube!

♪ ♪

all:
A la aventura!

♪ ♪

- Sail ho!
It's Bonnie's ship.

- "Bravo," silencio!

[shimmering]

Lorelai,
you go find Mamá Tortuga

and bring her back here.

- Aye aye, Santiago.

Bracelet of pearl...

to mermaid from girl!

♪ ♪

Mamá Tortuga, here I come!

- Tomás, you keep
a lookout for Bonnie.

If she spots us,
try to distract her.

- Awesome!
I mean aye aye.

- Kiko and I are sneaking
aboard Bonnie's ship.

to rescue those turtles.

There they are.

Come on, socio.
Let's go!

- Buena suerte, amigos!

[suspenseful music]

- Huh,
I thought they'd be bigger.

What is that ridiculous shell?

- Oh, oh, this?

Well, I just wanted to make
the little fellas feel at home.

Isn't that right,
my "wittle" tortugas?

- They're not at home.

They're at work,
and they work for me!

♪ ♪

Tortugas,
take the treasure!

Owie, owie, owie!

I got pinched!

I'll show those little
picaroons not to mess with me.

♪ ♪

- The turtles are
at the other end of the ship.

We need to get there
without Bonnie seeing us.

- Coquí.
- Shh.

If Bonnie's coming,
say "ahí viene."

- Argh!
Bilgewater!

- ¿Ahí viene?
Do you hear Bonnie?

Kiko, hide!

♪ ♪

- Ah, curses!
Where's me lantern?

- Phew!

Vamos.
Let's go!

- Oh, found it.

Ahí viene.
Kiko, hide!

♪ ♪

- [grunts] Ouchie!
Owie, owie, owie!

Not again!

♪ ♪

[cat meows, snores]

♪ ♪

- Don't worry about
pinching Bonnie twice.

She'll forgive you!

Probably.

Actually, probably not.

- This fake turtle
should work.

Kiko, you distract
Sir Butterscotch

while I get the turtles!

♪ ♪

- [slurps]

♪ ♪

- Coquí.

♪ ♪

- Hmm, something's
not quite right here.

♪ ♪

You didn't get any kelp.

♪ ♪

- [screeches]
- Aah!

- Lo siento,
Sir Butterscotch,

but these turtles belong
with Mamá Tortuga.

Come with me, guys.

Lorelai should be here with
your mama really soon.

- Uh-oh.

Bonnie is not gonna like this.

- Caracoles!

Bonnie's heading straight
towards Santiago!

I've got to distract her.

Uh, what noise should I make?

Hmm.
Oh, I know!

Moo!

Moo!

Moo!

- ¿Una vaca?
A cow on a pirate ship?

♪ ♪

- Moo!

Moo!

Moo?

Nobody here but us cows.

- [gasps]

Those do-gooder pirates
are after my turtles!

- [yells]

[cats snoring]

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh!
- Coquí, coquí.

- Argh!

Gatitos,
catch those turtles!

[cats snarl, turtles squeak]

- [gasps]

[cats yowl]

Kiko, let's round up
the turtles in this net!

[dynamic music]

[cat meows, frog squeaks]

♪ ♪

[Kiko slurps, squeaks]

♪ ♪

Esperen.

Wait, is this really
what you want?

A turtle army?

[cats meowing]

These itty-bitty baby turtles
don't belong on a pirate ship.

They belong with their mama
in the sea

with poor, poor Mamá Tortuga,

who must be worried sick
about them.

- [sniffles, meows]

[sad music]

♪ ♪

- Coquí.

Huh?

- Go on.

Mis tortuguitasbelong at home
with their mama.

[cats crying]

- If my bumbling, blubbering
crew won't stop you,

then I will!

[dramatic music]

- [gasps]
Hey!

Oh, no, you don't,
Bonnie!

- What?

- Got ya!

- Not so fast!

[both gasp]

- [slurps, squeaks]

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

- Got ya, amigos!

- There's no way out, Santiago!

Now hand over my turtles.

- Santiago, down here!

- Not today, Bonnie.

♪ ♪

Now go see your mama,
baby tortugas.

♪ ♪

- No!
My turtle army!

Get back here!

Shark!
Help me!

Ayúdenme!

- High fin, Mamá Tortuga.

- Eso!
"Bravo," la soga!

[Kiko squeaks]

- Ah!

[suspenseful music]

Why, you lazy swabs!

You saved me!

Thank you!
Thank you!

I can never replace you!

[cats purr]

I mean, get back to work!

Hoist the sails,
swab the deck,

you mangy felines.

- Adiós, tortugas!

Oh, come visit anytime.

- Argh!
Gatitos!

- Well, maybe not
when Bonnie's here.

- You stay with your mama.

- And don't follow
any strange lights.

- Oh, yeah, coquí, coquí.
[turtle moans]

- You are most welcome,
majestic mother turtle.

- Bye, tortuguitas!

We did good, me hearties.

Another great pirate rescue!

- Coquí, coquí.

all:
Piratasahoy!

[upbeat music]

- Ahoy, mateys!

We're on our way to race
in the Isla Encanto Regatta.

- Sí,it's the greatest ship
race in all the Seven Seas!

- Adventure awaits, amigos!

all:
Piratasahoy!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cheering, trumpet plays]

♪ ♪

- Hola, mami!

Hmm, where are all
the other racers?

- I was wondering
the same thing, mi'jo.

- Well, maybe the othercaptains

don't want to race
because of Enrique.

He wins every year.

Rumor has it he cheats.

- ¿De veras?
- Barking barnacles!

- ¿Qué?

- Don't mess with the best,
or you'll lose like the rest!

Right, mouse mateys?

[mice squeak]

- Santiago is not scared
to race you!

- Coquí.

- Attention,
all my adoring fans!

- Is he talking to us?

- Um, possibly perhaps?

- I, Enrique Real
de Palacios III,

have already won six regattas.

And today
I will win my seventh race.

Please hold your applause.

[applause]

[trumpet plays]

- The mayor will now
read the rules!

- All captains must follow
the regatta's rules of conduct.

You shall only use
sailing skills,

and you shall not cheat.

- Aye aye.
- Aye aye.

- That means, Santiago,
you can't use any magic.

Not from "El Bravo,"
not from Tomás's guitar,

and not any of Lorelai's
mermaid powers.

And that means, Enrique,
no machines.

Do you both agree
to follow the regatta rules?

Pirate's honor?

all:
Pirate's honor!

- Pirate's honor!

[mice giggle]

- Caracoles!

Enrique is crossing
his fingers!

- [gasps]
He's planning to cheat!

- Well,
we don't know for sure,

but we are going to play
by the rules.

Savvy?

- Okeydoke!
- Claro que sí.

- Behold the regatta route.

- The first ship to go past
the lighthouse,

around the shipwreck,

under Pirate Rock,

and across the finish line
wins the race!

Ready, racers?

all: Ready!

- All right, "Bravo,"
no magic.

[shimmers]

- En sus marcas, listos,

fuera!

[cheering, trumpet plays]

[dynamic music]

♪ ♪

- We got to follow
the wind, mateys!

- ♪ Let's go ♪

- ♪ Vamos, piratas ♪

♪ Dale, dale, dale ♪
- ♪ Heave ho ♪

- ♪ We're Pirate Protectors ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
- ♪ Heave ho ♪

- ♪ Let's go, amigos ♪

♪ Dale, dale, dale ♪
- ♪ Piratas, ahoy ♪

- We made it past
the lighthouse.

- And look,
there's the shipwreck!

- No, no, no!

Es imposible!

I can't let Santiago win!

I already have a spot
for my new trophy!

Ratoncita,
ready the Mini-Glider!

[suspenseful music]

[engine whirs]

♪ ♪

- Santiago, there's a flying
mouse heading this way!

- We're slowing down.

- Don't mess with the best.
See ya!

- Blow me down!

We've got to fix
"El Bravo's" sail!

I've got this!

♪ ♪

Sail fixed!
Now back to the race.

- I'll use my magic guitar
to rustle up some wind

so we can catch up to Enrique.

- Ooh, good idea.

[guitar strums]
- Ah, ah, ah.

- Remember,
that's against the rules.

- Oh, yeah!
- Right-o!

Full speed ahead
to the shipwreck.

Heave ho and follow the wind!

[heroic music]

♪ ♪

- The shipwreck!
They can't catch us now.

[mouse squeaks]

- Whoo-hoo!

We're sailing faster than
a humpback whale

on the way to
a plankton picnic!

- Tooth rot!

I can't let
that rapscallion win.

Bring out the Kelp Cannon!

[suspenseful music]

[mouse laughs]

- Avast ye!

No more cheating!
It's not fair.

- Or fun!
- Or nice!

- I don't think you understand.

I really want to win,

and I'm really good
at cheating.

Therefore fire the kelp!

all:
Not the kelp!

♪ ♪

- Sorry I can't 'kelp" you.
I'm in a bit of a rush.

On to Pirate Rock!

- That trophy's mine!
All mine!

Mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine.

- Capitán,what should we do?
We're stuck!

- And we can't use magic!

- Ooh, I've got an idea.

Lorelai, shell, please.

♪ ♪

Eso!

Let's get back in the race!

♪ ♪

all: Uepa!

- How about a sea creature
to help us?

Bracelet of pearl.

- Remember, mateys,
good pirates don't cheat.

We're going to do this race the
right way, working together,

whether we win or lose.

Are you with me?

both:
Aye aye, capitán.

[mouse squeaks]

♪ ♪

- Cacklefish!
Why won't Santiago let me win?

[mouse squeaks]

I reckon it's time for
my greatest cheat of all--

the Roller-Rique Ball!

♪ ♪

Run, mice mateys!

Más rápido!
Faster!

♪ ♪

- Shiver me timbers!

We're getting pulled into
the whirlpool.

Tomás, turn the mainsail
full starboard side!

Lorelai, move the jib,
hard port!

Kiko,
help me turn the wheel!

[strains]

- [grunts]

- It's working!
We're almost free!

♪ ♪

- Argh!

I can't believe you escaped
my whirlpool.

You are so annoying!

Huh?

Ayúdenme!

♪ ♪

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

all: Whoa!

- We have to save Enrique.

- But, Santiago, if we go back
into the whirlpool,

we could get trapped!

- A good pirate always does
what's right.

- Help!

♪ ♪

- Ugh, we're getting pulled
back into the whirlpool!

- Can we use magic now?
¿Por favor, primo?

- Sí.
I think we have to.

We'll take a time-out
from the race.

♪ ♪

We almost have him!

"El Bravo"
needs to pull harder.

Everyone say,
"Bravo, hala más!"

all:
"Bravo," hala más!

[shimmers]

- One more time!

all:
"Bravo," hala más!

- Ahora sí!

♪ ♪

Strong work, me hearties!

Enrique, are you okay?

- Oh, yes.
Totally fine.

Ay!
A monster!

all: Where?

- Just kidding.
Thanks for saving me, swabs.

- Doesn't he ever play
by the rules?

- I know it's not fair

that Enrique keeps cheating,
me hearties.

- Don't worry, Santi,
we won't cheat.

- But we should still try
to win, right?

- Sí, correcto, Tomás.

Now let's finish this race.
Pirate Rock, here we come!

- I'm going to win!

Not that I'm surprised
or anything.

[gasps]
Just one more cheat!

[mouse squeaks]

[ship squeals, clangs]

- Blimey!

Enrique's stretching
the front of his ship

to cross the finish line first!

both:
That's cheating!

- We won't cheat!

We'll win this
with sailing power!

♪ ♪

[crowd gasps]

♪ ♪

[all gasp]

♪ ♪

- Coquí, coquí.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

[trumpet plays]

- Eso!
both: Splashtacular!

- Coquí, coquí.

- Sorry, Enrique.

If you cheat at the race,
you end up in last place!

- It's not fair.

I'm the world's
greatest cheater.

I should've won!
Whoopsie!

Ratoncitos, ayúdenme!

Ay!

[cheers and applause]

- Congratulations to Santiago
and the crew of "El Bravo"

for winning the race!

- Muchas gracias, mami.

And gracias
to Lorelai, Tomás...

- Coquí, coquí.
- Kiko, "El Bravo," and to you!

- You know what, primo?

Winning fair and square
makes me feel like saying...

all:
Piratasahoy!

[cheers and applause]