01x51 - The Tale of the Uninvited Badger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Rabbit". Aired: 14 December 2012 – 6 May 2016.*
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01x51 - The Tale of the Uninvited Badger

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[theme song playing]

♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go on a run
Run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole
in every fence and every wall ♪

♪ Run through the fields ♪

Whoo-hoo!

♪ Run wide and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every radish
that we see ♪

♪ Go day and night
Go for it all ♪

[giggles]

♪ It's time to fly, come on,
the wind's begun to blow ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I
We weren't made for going slow ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Adventure calls
The game is on, come on ♪

♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

[Peter] The Tale of
the Uninvited Badger.

[laughing] You'll never catch me, Lily.

Oh, yeah?

-[Lily grunts]
-[both laugh]

-[Lily grunts]
-Whoa!

[both laugh]

-Yah!
-[grunts]

[both laugh]

-[Brock] No!
-[gasps]

Let me in, fox.

[banging on door]

Shh.

[banging continues]

It's so cold out here.

-My fur's all frozen.
-[creaking]

What?

And let a badger trail snow
all over my best rug?

-[groans]
-Never.

Go away, you overgrown oaf.

-Come on.
-[both laugh]

-[twig snaps]
-[gasps]

-[gasps]
-Eh?

Who's there?

[Peter] Let's get out of here.

[both panting]

That's better.

We need to keep this burrow nice and warm.

Ready? Let's go.

-[Peter and Lily laughing]
-[Mr. Bouncer] Whoa!

[laughing]

Come on out and play, Benjamin.

It's snowball weather.

-[gasps]
-Uh, no can do, Peter.

-We're on our way to the shop.
-Aww.

I'm completely out of cogs, wheel nuts
and quarter-inch springs.

Unless you happen to have any.

Uh, no.

Sorry, Uncle Bouncer.

Please, please, please,
can I play in the snow, Dad?

Uh... Oh, all right.

[shivers]

[all cheering and laughing]

Oh, gosh, it's cold today.

Don't stay out too long.

Have fun now.

[all laughing]

[all gasp]

[Benjamin] Wow!

This hill is just begging to be sled down.

How about we use this?

And it's big enough for all three of us.

[Peter and Benjamin] Yeah.

[all] Woo-hoo!

[all cheering and grunting]

[Brock growls]

-[Benjamin screaming]
-[both grunting]

-[Brock] Who's throwing snow at me?
-[gasps]

Tommy Brock!

Quick, hide.

[groans]

Too cold to sleep.

[groans] I can't stand the snow.

[sniffs]

Oh, not even a flea to munch neither.

No, what I need is somewhere
cozy and warm.

With a big bucket of, ooh,
juicy worms to fill my tummy.

Tommy Brock's grumpy today.

Mr. Tod wouldn't let him
into his house earlier.

Why would he want to go in there?

To warm up, I suppose.

Anyway, he's gone.

Hey, let's build a snow bunny.

[both] Yeah, woo-hoo.

[all laugh]

[groans and pants]

Hello.

A chimney.

Oh! Now that looks warm.

[snickers]

[grunts]

Oh, come on, oh.

Ow!

-[creaks]
-[groans]

Eh?

Huh.

[grunts, laughs]

[grunting and straining]

[yelps]

[groans]

Ah.

Oh. [laughs]

That's better. [laughs]

Ah. [yelps]

[grunts]

[sighs]

-[creaks]
-Oh!

[groans]

[sighs]

[laughs]

There. Looks just like a rabbit.

But he's not
sh-sh-shivering like this rabbit.

-[blows]
-Come on.

Let's go back to your burrow and warm up.

[all gasp]

[Benjamin] B-B-Badger.

-[Lily] Shh!
-[Brock mumbles]

[gasps] Tommy Brock's in my house.

This is bad, very bad.

-Very, very, very--
-We'll get him out.

Quick, grab the chair.

Quietly.

-[snoring]
-[all grunting]

[Benjamin] Rabbits are brave,
rabbits are brave.

[yelps, groans]

Rabbits!

[gasping and panting]

Whoa!

-I'll get you--
-Hey, Tommy Brock.

Stop that.

Lily, Benjamin, run.

[growls]

[Peter grunts]

[Brock] Where'd he go?

-[Peter panting]
-[growling]

-[groans]
-[laughs]

Peter Rabbit.

[grunting]

[Lily] Peter, quick!

That isn't your home, Tommy Brock,
it's Benjamin's.

You can't stay.

Tough luck!

It's freezing cold out there,
so I'm not leaving.

You can go
and find somewhere else to live.

I can't believe there's a badger
in my house.

What if he eats all our food?

What if he sleeps in my bed?

What if he stays there... forever?

I'd really, really like my house back.

Don't worry, Benjamin,
we'll find a way to get him out.

Maybe if we make the burrow cold,
Tommy Brock will move on.

Tommy Brock is only in there
because of the nice, warm fire.

All we have to do is put out the fire.

[shivering] How are we going to do that?

We're outside and the fire is inside.

Oh, no.

All the way up there?

Come on, you can do it.

Quick, help me make some snowballs.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Got it.
This will get him out.

The burrow will be freezing in no time.

[yawns]

What I wouldn't do for a nice bucket
of wriggly worms right now.

Huh?

[grunting]

[clattering]

[chomps]

[spluttering] Yuck!

Rabbit food.

Oh, it's cold in here. Huh?

Oh!

-[rabbits laughing]
-Woo-hoo! We did it.

[all laughing]

Rabbits!

[grunts]

Peter, it's working.

He's leaving.

[grunts]

-A-ha.
-Run!

A-ha. [laughs]

-[Lily grunts]
-[groans]

-Come on, Peter.
-[Brock] Hey!

[huffing and puffing]

Now I'm colder than ever,
thanks to you.

Come back here.

[all panting]

[Brock growls]

Wait till I catch you.

[Benjamin whimpering]

Where'd you go?

I know you're here, rabbits.

[all panting]

Wait a second, Mr. Tod always
keeps his place nice and warm.

But Mr. Tod's not going to let Tommy Brock
into his lair.

But if we get Tod out,

then maybe we could get Brock in.

Hmm.

[Brock] I'll find ya, rabbits.

Rabbits are brave.
Rabbits are brave.

A good rabbit never gives up.

I've got an idea.

[sniffs]

Turnip stew.

[sighs]

How much tastier it would be
with a little rabbit in it.

-[knocking on door]
-Huh?

Yes, all right, I'm coming.

Now, who's knocking on my door?

[gasps]

Peter Rabbit.

I thought you might like to come
and play in the snow, Mr. Tod.

How kind of you to ask.

And I know just what we should play, too.

Catch the rabbit.

Catch me if you can, Mr. Tod. [laughs]

[grunts] Come back here.

Hmm.

Badgers love worms.

I know that for a fact.

Just in case pocket, just in case.

I'll just make him think
that this elastic is a worm.

Where are you, rabbits?

I can smell you.

Wha...

Hey!

A worm. Ha-ha!

Come here, my beauty.

Oh.

Cor, you're a fast one.

[grunting]

♪ Off you go ♪

♪ No time to lose
You'd best be on your way ♪

-[groans]
-Woo-hoo!

♪ Off you go ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't afford to fail today ♪

[Peter] Whoa!

Gotcha!

♪ And you'll succeed
At what you're trying do ♪

♪ So off you go
And you should know ♪

-Ta-da!
-Yeah.

♪ The goal's in reach
It's waiting there for you ♪

A-ha. [snickering]

[chomping]

[gags and spits]

[groaning, panting]

[panting] You, you can run,
but you can't hide, Rabbit.

[both] Yes.

[groans, sniffs]

Oh, now that looks warm.

[Brock laughs]

Mission accomplished.

Mr. Tod is chasing snow bunnies,

and Tommy Brock's found a new home.

[all laughing]

Let's get back to my burrow and warm up.

[sighs] And that's that.

Everything's back where it should be.

Including us.

-Hi, Dad.
-Ah.

Nothing better on a cold day than
coming back to a warm and toasty burrow.

You can say that again.

[laughing]

[groans] Snow bunnies indeed.

Oh, well, I suppose
I still have a hot turnip stew

and a cozy fire waiting for me.

[groans]

What a nice blanket.

A bit smelly, but nice and warm. [gasps]

Who are you calling a smelly blanket, fox?

[yelps] It's alive.

Get out of my house.

Keep your fur on.

I'm only staying till spring. [chuckles]

[Mr. Tod] Spring? No!

[theme song playing]

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
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