02x30 & 02x31 - Nacho Supreme/Sea Cows

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santiago of the Seas". Aired: October 9, 2020 – present.*
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Follows Santiago, an 8-year-old pirate, and his crew as they embark on rescues, uncover hidden treasures and keeps the Caribbean high seas safe.
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02x30 & 02x31 - Nacho Supreme/Sea Cows

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all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "Nacho Supreme,"
"Nacho El Supremo."

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Rising up from the depths

is the most terrifying creature
of all--

Cuddles the cuttlefish.

[roars]

[laughs]

Now I, Escarlata,
will be the ruler of--

[seagull cries]
Ooh! Hey!

That featherhead
took my Cuddles!

After it!

[groans]

Come back!

Go get Cuddles for me!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh, Escarlata
must do everything.

Come on, throne,
just a little further!

[grunting]

♪ ♪

My throne won't reach.

Hmm, I need someone

who can go on land.

[upbeat music]

- Hola,mateys.

It's a beautiful day
here at El Escondite,

and we're having a blast
playing with our pet friends.

Here you go, Kiko!
[grunts]

♪ ♪

Eso!

Nice catch, Kiko!

- Coquí, coquí!

- Come on, Cecilia, let's see
some of those sweet moves!

- [squeaking]

♪ ♪

"Fintastic," Cecilia.

- [squeaking]

- All right, Nacho.
¿Listo?

♪ ♪

[water splashes]
- [yawns]

- [sighs]

Kiko and Cecilia have
all kinds of awesome moves

that come in handy
during adventures.

I love Nacho so much,

but I don't think he has
special skills like they do.

- [grunts]
- I'm sure he does, primo.

- Santiago's right, Tomás.

We just don't know
what they are yet.

- [chattering]

- Quizás.
Maybe.

- Oh, I can't believe
my poor Cuddles.

Who can go on land to save him?

No, the octopus
isn't quick enough

to snatch it from the seagull.

That iguana barely moves.

Look at that coquígo.

He's perfect!

But a Pirate Protector
would never help Escarlata.

♪ ♪

I can make a potion
that will make him forget

he ever was a Pirate Protector.

[giggles]

[all snoring]

[suspenseful music]

This magic conch shell lets me
make the sound of any animal.

I'll use it to trick
that little coquí

into thinking
his friends are out here.

[giggles]

[sighs] Sometimes
Escarlata amazes herself.

Coquí!

Coquí!

Coquí!

Coquí!

Coquí!

- Coquí, coquí?

- [laughs]
- [gasps]

- Got ya!

- [squeaks]

[all snoring]

- [squeaks]

[squeaking loudly]

- ¿Qué pasó,Cecilia?
- [squeaks]

- She says Kiko's missing!

- Oh, that's strange.
It's not like him to run off.

- Maybe he's sleepwalking

or sleep-running,

or is it sleep-hopping?

- Compass,
show me where Kiko is.

[gasps]
Escarlata's got him!

- Caracoles!
- That sneaky sea witch!

- She's headed
for her cove lair.

We've got to go rescue him.

all: Piratasahoy!
- [squeaks]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my poor Cuddles.

He's all alone out there.

[sniffles, cries]

No one to take care of him,

no one to make him breakfast,

no one to cuddle him!

[sobs, breathes deeply]

Keep it together, Escarlata.

[sighs]

I'll cast a spell
that makes this coquíforget

he's a Pirate Protector.

Then he'll do
just as Escarlata commands!

- [squeaks sadly]

- [clears throat]

[both clapping weakly]

Memory erase,
memory, mem--mem--

Oh!
Ah, yes.

This should do the trick.

- Mira!

There's the entrance
to Escarlata's cave.

- We're coming for you, Kiko!

- [squeaks]

- Once we get there,

you might have
to defend yourself, Nacho.

Do you know any
of these martial-arts moves?

Now you go.

- [grunts goofily]

- [sighs]
Just watch what the others do.

Maybe you'll learn
a special skill that way.

[laughs]

- Kiko!

- Ooh!
¿Coquí, coquí?

- Kiko!

- [squeaks]
Coquí, coquí!

- Oh, no!
It was a trick!

Espada fuerza!

The jellies are too powerful!

- Capitán,are you okay?

- Todo bien.
I'm fine.

Just get Kiko!

- I thought you pesky pirates

might try and rescue
your friend,

but I need him.

He's mine now.

- Ooh, she frazzles my fins.

Bracelet of pearl,
to mermaid from girl.

[upbeat music]

- [squeaks]

- Ay!

What will Escarlata do?

Watch this.

You two are no match
for my ice wand!

- [grunts]
Whoa. Whoa.

Freezing flounders!

You won't get away
with this, Escarlata!

- Oh, brr.

Is it cold in here,
or is it just you?

[laughing]

Escarlata is hilarious.

- I'm coming!

[dramatic music]

- Let's wrap this up.
- Power ch--

[gasps]
- Close...

but no coquí.

[laughs]

- Ah!
The seaweed's got me!

We're all trapped!
- [squeaks]

- Oh, did you think
I forgot about you?

[laughs]

Now, without
any further interruptions,

I will now make you forget
you're a Pirate Protector.

Tide of the sea,

wipe away his memory!

- What are we gonna do?
- Huh?

What was that?

- It's Nacho!

- What's a Nacho?

♪ ♪

- Zipping zebrafish!

- Look at him go!

- Pfft.
Take care of this icky iguana.

- Eso,Nacho!

- Seize him, seaweed!

- Nacho can climb walls?

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

- [gasps]
Enough!

Now you've really made
Escarlata mad!

♪ ♪

Stand still!

Stop moving!

Escarlata commands you!

All: [chanting]
Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!

- [squeaks]
- Coquí, coquí!

♪ ♪

[squeaks]

all: Uepa!

- No!

Get back here!
I need you!

- Thank you, Kiko.

♪ ♪

- Buen trabajo,Cecilia!

- Nacho, that was amazing!

Hey, I didn't know
you liked seaweed.

You're full of surprises.
- [belches]

- No!

- "Bravo," adelante!

- You pesky pirates
ruin everything,

you and your silly iguana.

- Let's go home, matey.
- Coquí, coquí.

- Nacho, lo siento.

I never should have doubted
that you had special skills.

You're just special
in your own way.

[laughs]

Ugh, seaweed breath.
[laughter]

- We rescued Kiko and learned
about Nacho's special skills.

Another...
- [squeaking]

- What's that, Kiko?
- [squeaking, chattering]

- A good pirate always does
what's right.

- Will you give me a cuddle?

[sighs]
It's not the same.

I miss Cuddles.

- [squeaks]

- What do you want?

- I believe this is yours,
Escarlata.

- [gasps]
Cuddles!

Oh!
Are you okay?

[smooching]
I missed you.

- Kiko said you wanted him
to get it back for you.

If you had just asked us,
we would have helped.

- [grumbles]
I guess.

Mmm.

[gulls crying]

[upbeat music]

- I'm so lucky to have you
as my pet friend, Nacho.

- We did good, me hearties.

all:
Piratasahoy!

- "Sea Cows,"
"Vacas Marinas."

[upbeat music]

- Behold!

♪ ♪

My slimiest contraption yet.

- Amazing.

Brilliant.

But you should
probably explain it--

uh, for the gatitos.

- It's a giant slime net,
of course.

- It's a giant slime net,
of course.

[grunting]

[laughter]

- This baby's so sticky,

it'll pick up
all the gold coins

scattered on the ocean floor.

We just drop the net in,
and it will do the work for us.

[cackles]

- But, boss, if the net
is doing our job,

what are we going to do?

- We are going to relax.

[cats meow]

- Sounds great.

I could sure use some--

- You are going
to lower the net.

- But what about the gatitos?

- Beezies, the net!

- [grumbles]

♪ ♪

- Look at those tromposgo!

both:
Uepa!

- Coquí, coquí!

♪ ♪

- [squeaking]

♪ ♪

- Need some help, Cecilia?
- [squeaks]

Remember, it's always okay
to ask for help

when you need it.

- Look out!

[ominous music]

- Those ships are about
to crash into that rock!

- Mateys, we need
to help those ships!

- Aye, aye, Capitán!

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- [grunting]

- Power chord!

[chord plays loudly]

- Wave of the sea,
stop that ship for me.

♪ ♪

- We did it!
The rock can swim again.

Wait, rocks can't swim.

[manatees chattering]

Aah!
That rock has a face!

And so does that one!
- Those are manatees.

Some people call them sea cows.

- ¿Vacas?
Do they moo?

- [giggles]
No, Tomás.

They aren't actually cows.

People call them that

because they're
large, gentle creatures

that mostly graze on seagrass.

- [chatters]

- What are they doing
in our harbor?

- [chattering]

- [gasps]
Leaping lamp fish!

Something scared away
all the manatees

from their habitat.

- We have to go find out
what's happening

and save the manatees' home.

Are you with me, me hearties?

all:
Piratasahoy!

[relaxing music]

- Ahh...

finally, time to take a rest.

- Time to raise the net!
Gold's ready.

Beezies, pull it up.

- [grumbles]

[grunts]

[cats screeching]

Ha ha!
Who's laughing ne-ow?

- Ugh.
Enough, you scallywags.

Check out this treasure.

Let's get some more!

Just call me
Queen of the Pirates.

Whoa!

We've stopped.

The net must be caught
on something.

While I check it out,
Beezies, you're in charge.

- I am?

You got it, boss.

You heard the boss.

I'm in charge.

[cackling]

[cats meow]

Swab the deck!
Batten down the hatches!

And get my captain's hat!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [grunting]

Toothrot, I'm stuck!

[manatees chattering]

- More manatees!
We must be close to their home.

Keep a lookout, mateys!

- [squeaks]

- Here, need some help,
Cecilia?

- [squeaks]

- Sticky sea slugs!

That must be what's scaring
the manatees away.

- Coquí co!

- Kiko's right.
It's Bonnie Bones.

And it looks like
she's stuck in the net.

We have to help her.

Good pirates always do
what's right.

- That tickles.

Get away, swabs!

Huh?

Ugh, not those landlubbers.

- Lorelei, you and Cecilia
go help Bonnie.

Tomás and I will go on Bonnie's
ship to pull up the net.

both: Aye, aye, Capitán.
- [squeaks]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, there, handsome.
You're a captain now?

Ooh.

- Avast, Sir Butterscotch.
- Aah!

Uh, that's
Captain Sir Butterscotch

to you.

- You have to pull up that net.

Bonnie's stuck down there.

- Nice try, Santiago.

This captain won't fall

for your Pirate Protector
tricks.

My boss would never get stuck
in her own net.

- He's not going
to listen to us.

- We need to hop on board
and pull up the net ourselves.

- Aah! They're trying
to take the ship!

We got to get out of here.

[dramatic music]

[cats meowing]

- I don't need your help.

You can go.
I'm doing fine on my own here.

- We're trying
to get you free, Bonnie.

Just stay still.

[grunts]

Twirling tide pools--
now we're both stuck.

- [squeaks]

- I did it!
I freed us!

Look at me go!

Whoo!
We're cruising!

I'm the greatest captain ever!

So long, Pirate Protectors.

You'll never catch me!

- [grunts]

This slime is too strong,
Cecilia.

Bubble of air,
take this message up there.

Capitán,I'm stuck to the net.
I need your help.

- Hornswaggle!
Get the slime cannons!

- Uh-oh, we better move,
so we don't get slimed.

- Ready, aim, slime 'em!

- Capitán,
I'm stuck to the net.

I need your help.

- Primo,our matey
needs our help!

- Es verdad,Tomás.

Let's go save Lorelei!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
They're gone!

Oh, yeah.
Who the boss?

- [grunts]

- Hold on, matey.
We're coming.

♪ ♪

Lorelei, we're going
to get you out of there,

and you too, Bonnie.

- I don't accept help
from Pirate Protectors.

Okay, maybe just this once.

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

Caracoles,it's not working!

- We b*at
the Pirate Protectors.

We b*at the Pirate Protectors.

- [meows]

- We b*at the--

♪ ♪

Aah!
Why didn't you say anything?

♪ ♪

- [squeaks]

- Oh, no.
Now we're stuck.

What are we going to do?
I can't reach my espada.

- Remember, it's always okay

to ask for help
when you need it.

- [squeaks]

- [screams]
Look out!

Oh, no, we're doomed!

Look out!
We're gonna crash!

Where's boss?

I don't want to be
captain anymore!

[all grunting]

- I can't believe
I'm stuck here

with you
goody-two-shoes pirates.

- [grunts]
Aah!

Uh, anyone seeing
what I'm seeing?

[manatees chattering]

- The manatees!
- The manatees!

♪ ♪

- No!
My treasure!

My beautiful treasure.

- You saved us!
- Bien hecho,Cecilia!

- You went and asked
the manatees for help!

I'm so proud of you, Cecilia.
- [squeaks]

- Gracias,manatees.

We all need help sometimes,
even Pirate Protectors.

[manatees chattering]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, they are like cows.

- [grumbles]
Where's Beezies?

- [laughing maniacally]

- Please be
captain again, boss!

- Out of my way, swab!

- [sighs]
Good to have you back.

[chuckles]

- We helped the manatees
get their home back.

Another awesome
pirate adventure, me hearties.

all:
Piratasahoy!

- Coquí, coquí!
- [squeaks]

♪ ♪

- [chatters]
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