02x32 & 02x33 - Mother's Day on the High Seas/Bonnie's Bones

[bunniefuu]

all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

- ♪ Sailing the seas,
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- "Día de las Madres
en Alta Mar."

[upbeat music]

- Feliz Día de las Madres.

Happy Mother's Day
to all the mothers.

[all cheering]

- Ahoy, mateys.

Every year on this day,

we have a Mother's Day race
on the high seas,

where young pirates race
with their mothers.

¿Lista, Mami?
- Aye, aye, Santi.

- The winners of today's race

get a magical box,
la caja mágica,

which grants you
whatever your heart desires.

[all oohing]

To win the race, you have to--

- Don't bother, peasants.

I'm gonna win
that treasure first.

- Enrique, this race
is for kids and their moms.

- Excuse me. Pardon me.

Oh, I love that hat.

Ricky, sweetheart,

you left without me,
silly goose.

Ay! Mwah!

- Mom!

I was making my big entrance.

- Sorry. I'll be quiet.
I'll be quiet.

Hi, Santiago.
I like your frog.

- Coquí, coquí.

- So, uh, the box
will magically hide itself

somewhere in the high seas.

[all cheer]

To find it, each team
must follow three clues

hidden at a different location.

Whoever finds it first wins.
[dolphins chatter]

- Ahoy, mateys.
[dolphins chatter]

Happy Mother's Day.

During the race,

my dolphin friends
will follow the ships...

[dolphins chatter]

And then report back to us

about all the excitement
happening on the high seas.

- Let's get going.
I have a treasure to win.

- Okay.

Your first clue
is waiting for you

at the Giant Pirate in the Sea.

Now get to your ships.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Yoo-hoo, can I get a hand?
- [sighs]

- Good luck to all.

- [scoffs]
I don't need any luck.

I'm Enrique Real de Palacios,
The--

- Ay, Ricky, you've got
a little something

on your cheeky.

[chuckles]
- The Third.

- The race is on.

En sus marcas...

listos, fuera!

[all cheering, horn sounding]

- Barking barnacles,
they're off.

♪ ♪

both:
A la aventura!

- I can't wait to win
the magical box for you, Mami.

- Gracias, mi'jo.

This is super fun.
- Coquí.

♪ ♪

- The Giant Pirate in the Sea.

- Mira,the first clue.

"To reach the next clue,

you must embark to the grinning
mouth of a shark"?

Hmm, where do we need to go?
- No lo sé.

♪ ♪

- Shark? Mouth?

[sighs]
I don't get it.

- Hmm.
This is a puzzler.

♪ ♪

- What's in the mouth
of a shark?

Teeth?

both: [gasp]
Shark's Teeth Reef.

Vamos!

- [squeaking]

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

[squeaking]

- Got it!
Shark's Teeth Reef.

- Ay, oh, Ricky,
you are so smart.

Mwah!

The answer
is Shark's Teeth Reef.

- Thanks.

- Wha--
you just gave them the answer.

We're trying to win the race.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Allí!
The next clue.

- For the second clue,
you must set sail...

both:
And find the girls...

- Who speak to whales.

- Hmm. I don't know.

This is another tricky one.
- Hmm.

Who can talk to whales?
Dolphins?

- The only person I know
who talks to whales is Lorelai.

[gasps]
Mermaids!

both:
Caracol Cove!

both: Caracol Cove!

- Caracol--
- Cucumber sandwiches.

Who wants one?

- [squeaking]
- Mom!

We're in the middle of a race!
I don't want any snacks!

- Ay, you get so cranky
when you're hungry.

- [groans]
Fine.

[crunching]

Ooh, these are good.

Now, let's get to Caracol Cove.

- I can't let that other ship
get ahead of me.

Time to drill.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Ayuda.
both: Help us!

- Oh, no!

- Their ship's
starting to sink.

We have to do something.

♪ ♪

- If I stop to help,
Enrique could win the race.

Ah, but a good pirate
always does what's right.

"Bravo," gira.

- Coquí, coquí.

♪ ♪

[laughs evilly]
My plan worked.

- What plan is that, Ricky?

- Oh, uh, nothing.

I-it was just to win.

Yes, to win
the magical box for you.

- Ay, mi niño.

- Mami, mi pelo!

- I'm here to help.

♪ ♪

[water splashes]

Espada fuerza!

♪ ♪

I plugged the hole,

but you'll need to go back
for more repairs.

[dolphins chattering]

- Ay, thank you, Santiago.
We'll be cheering for you.

- Gracias, amigas.

"Bravo," adelante.

♪ ♪

[dolphins chattering]

- Cackling clams!

A ship dropped out of the race.
Only two teams left now.

Who will it be--
Santiago and his mom

or Enrique and his mom?

all: Whoa.
- Wow.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- "Now that you're here,

"the treasure is near.

To find the heart-shaped box,
X marks the spot."

I must have it! Look for an X!

♪ ♪

- [singsong voice]
Oh, X, where are you?

♪ ♪

- Blimey!
I don't see an X anywhere.

[groans angrily]

But I do see
that no-good good pirate

has caught up to us.

- The last clue.

We need to look for an X.

- Ah! Isn't it a terrific day
for sailing?

♪ ♪

- Time to take them
out of the race.

♪ ♪

- Ah, coquí, coquí, coquí.

- What is it, Kiko?

Oh, no. Blowfish.

We have to turn around.
We don't want to hurt them.

- Cuidado.There's another
blowfish on this side

and another and another.

- Rayos!

They're all around us!
We're trapped!

- [gasps]
Ricky, look!

I don't have my glasses,
but isn't that an X?

- I found it!

♪ ♪

[dolphins chattering]

- [gasps] I knew you'd find it.
- Whoo!

Yeah!
[both cheering]

- We did it!

[dolphins chattering]

- Enrique won?

[all gasp]
- I can't believe it.

- Wow!

[both cheering]
- Yes!

- I did it! I won!
I'm the greatest!

- Lo siento, Mami.

I couldn't win
la caja mágicafor you.

- I already won, mi amor.

We had an amazing adventure,

and I got to see
what a good pirate my son is.

[thud]

Oh, no! We accidentally bumped
a blowfish!

Hmm. Un momento.
These fish are awfully fishy.

- They're mechanical!

That can only be the work of...

both: [chanting]
Enrique! Enrique! Enrique!

- Avast, Enrique!
You cheated!

You put these blowfish
around our ship!

- Me? Cheat?

I would never.

Whoops.

Uh-oh.

- Is this true, Ricky?
Did you win by cheating?

- Well, I just--

I-I maybe did
a teensy-tiny bit of cheating.

- Enrique Real de Palacios III!

You hand that magical box
to Mrs. Montes right now!

Haven't I always told you
you can't cheat?

You have to earn it.

- Lo siento.
You're right, Mom.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Gracias, Enrique.

- In a fintastic twist,

your rightful winners
are Santiago and Josefina!

[cheers and applause]

- Happy Mother's Day, Mami.
Make a wish.

[magical whooshing]

[magical music]

- Increíble.

This is indeed
what my heart desires.

- Another awesome
pirate adventure with Mami!

both:
Piratas,ahoy!

[all cheering]

- Los Huesos de Bonnie.

[upbeat music]

- [grunting]

The Golden Pearl
of Gandules Gulf

is here somewhere.

I need to steal it.

- [vocalizes]

- Ugh.
Not those landlubbers again.

Don't let them see you.

- [squeaks]

- According
to Capitán Calavera's journal,

the pearl should be...

allá!
- [squeaks]

- The Pigeons of Pearl Island
will be thrilled

to have us return
their long-lost treasure.

- A la aventura!

- Oh, no!

Santiago sees something!

He's climbing faster.

Kiko's sticking out his tongue.

Ahh! They got the pearl!

Classic.

[all cheer]

- Uepa!
- [groans]

Show-off.

[inquisitive music]

- Why are you so upset, boss?

Santiago wins all the time.

I'm used to it by now.

- The Golden Pearl
was my last chance

to steal something huge--epic--
for Bones Day tomorrow.

- Isn't Bones Day when you
have to steal something epic

so you can get
the Bones family necklace?

- Yes.

- The same necklace that
every bad pirate

in your family has gotten

as long as there
have been Boneses?

- Yes.

- And Bones Day is tomorrow?

- Yes!

- You have to steal something!

- I know!
[water crashing]

- Ahoy!

- Mami!You're early!

- I wouldn't dream
of being late

for your special day.

My Bonnie's going to earn
her Bones necklace!

- Here's hoping.

- I can't wait to give
the family bones

to my favorite bad pirate.

Wanna give your mom
a sneak peak of what you stole?

- [gulps]
Um...

- Nope. Don't tell me.
I want to be surprised.

See you tomorrow!

Hasta mañana!

- If I can't steal something
by tomorrow,

I won't get my bone necklace.

I'll be Bonnie Boneless Bones,

or Bonnie No Bones,

or just plain Bonnie.
Ugh!

- If only there was
a written-down list

of all the treasure in the sea.

Is there a pirate library
we can join?

- Aha! That's it!

Santi's journal is full
of information about treasure!

We'll take it, then use it
to steal something epic.

- [splutters]
Wah?

We're sneaking onto "El Bravo"?

- I've got a plan.

[soft music]

- All done.

Buenas noches,journal.

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

- Yes!

[yelps]
[objects clatter]

- Sorry, boss!

[grunting]

- Whoa!

Oof.

Beezies, get it together!

- [panting, groaning]

- [gasps]

[chuckles]

Bingo.

Pull me up.
- [grunts]

- For Bones Day,
I will be stealing...

[gasps]

The Crusty Clock
of Caracol Cove!

- Buenos días, primo.

What treasure
should we rescue today?

- Let's check the--journal!

It's gone!

- [gasps]
Leaping lobsters!

Where did it go?

- Compass, show me the journal.

all:
Bonnie Bones?

- Coquí, coquí?

- She's headed
to Caracol Cove!

We have to get back
the journal!

To Caracol Cove!

"Bravo," adelante!

- Check out the Crusty Clock.
It's almost party time!

[clock chimes]

both:
Tide party!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
Hey!

[dramatic music]

- Oh, no!
She's stealing the clock!

- We can stop her.

♪ ♪

- [yelps] Ayuda.
Get this thing off me!

Retreat!

both:
Whoo!

- [sighs]

Who wants a crusty clock
anyways?

Ooh.

The Great Gong of Cangrejo!

Let's steal that instead.

- Hola, sirenitas.

Have you seen Bonnie Bones?
She has my journal.

- Oh, we saw her all right.

She tried to steal
the Crusty Clock.

- But we stopped her.

- Gracias, amigas.

Compass, show me Bonnie's ship.

She's going to Cangrejo Island.
Vamos!

- Aye, aye, capitán!

- [grunting]

The Great Gong is so heavy.

[all grumbling]

- Shh!
The villagers will hear you

and try to stop us
from stealing it!

Whoa!

[gong crashing]

- I'm sure no one heard that,
right?

[soft clacking]

- Oh, no! The villagers!

[gasps]

[loud clacking]

[yelling]

What's next?

Ah, the magician's hat.
Let's go.

- [gasps]
There she is!

"Bravo," gir--
- Wait!

Those crabs need our help.

- A good pirate always does
what's right, right, Capitán?

[soft upbeat music]

- Es verdad, primo.

♪ ♪

- You're welcome, amigos.

- Now let's go catch up
with Bonnie.

- Ha-ha!
- Avast, swab!

Sorry to interrupt the show,

but I have a Bones Necklace
to earn,

so I'm gonna need to steal
something epic--

like that hat.

- Ooh, you mean my magnificent
magician's hat?

- [grunting]

Hey! I don't want flowers!

- [laughs]

Ah!

- [growls]

Beezies, get the hat!

- Aye, aye, Capitana!

- [squawks]

- Capitana!The hat is a bird!

The hat is a bird!

- So are you! Get it!

[dramatic music]

- Come back here!

[panting]

The hat is a very fast bird.

Just gonna take
a quick breather.

- [growls]

I'll do it myself!

[sighs]

Hornswaggle.

- [groans]
We missed her again.

- Ooh! Get down here, hat!

- Does he know it's a bird?

- I can ask it to come down.

[vocalizes]

- [squawks]
- [laughs]

You are a very powerful
magician.

- I'm not a magician,
just a mermaid.

- And this isn't a bird.

It's a hat. Ta-da.

- [crying]

- Ahoy!
- Oh, no.

- Ha-ha!
Who's ready to get their bones?

Present ye treasure
and accept ye necklace.

- Lo siento, Mami.

Even with Capitán Calavera's
journal,

I couldn't steal anything epic.

- Wait!

You stole thejournal
of Capitán Calavera?

- Yeah, but it led
to an epic nothing.

- [laughs]

You've stolen something
no Bones has stolen before!

This journal has the secrets
to all the treasure in the sea.

So the journal is the most
epic treasure ever!

Bonnie has hereby earned
her bones!

[dramatic music]

[all cheer]

- [sniffling]

- Avast, Bonnie!

Unhand that journal!

- Do you mind?

We're having a moment.

- I'll protect you, cariño.

- Power chord!
[dramatic guitar note]

- [meows]

- Capitana!Up here!

- [grunts]

You're not getting
that journal, swab!

- [grunts]
Whoa!

[all meow]

- [giggles]
Surprise!

[all meow]

[vocalizes]

Oh, no! The journal!

- [squeaks]

- Go, Kiko!

- Uepa!
- Fintastic!

- Yeah!

- Hasta luego,Bonnie!

- Those no-good
pirate protectors!

- Losing treasure happens.
Don't worry.

You get to keep the necklace.

You're still and will always be
the amazing Bonnie Bones.

[noisemaker blats]

- Who's ready to par-tay?

[all cheer, laugh]

Hey, save me some of that cake.

- Well, we got
the journal back.

- And helped a lot of mateys
along the way.

- Coquí, coquí!

- Another awesome
pirate adventure, me hearties.

all:
Piratas ahoy!

- Coquí, coquí!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪