02x31 - The Tale of The Kitten and Pig Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Rabbit". Aired: 14 December 2012 – 6 May 2016.*
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02x31 - The Tale of The Kitten and Pig Adventure

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-♪ Let's go! ♪
-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go on a run ♪

♪ Run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole in every
Fence and every wall ♪

♪ Run through the fields ♪

♪ Run wild and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every
Radish that we see! ♪

♪ Go day and night ♪

♪ Go for it all ♪

♪ It's time to fly, come on
The wind's begun to blow ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I we weren't
Made for going slow ♪

♪ Adventure calls ♪

♪ The game is on ♪

-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go!

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go!

[Peter] "The Tale
of the Kitten and Pig Adventure."

-[Lily] This way.
-[Benjamin] No, this way.

[Peter] Come on. Here, little ducklings.

[laughter]

[Peter] Oh! We're here!

[Mrs. Puddle-Duck humming]

After you, Mrs. Puddle-Duck.

Oh, Peter, thank you.

No dawdling, my little ones. Come along.

There you go. That's it, follow your mum.

Hurry up, Benjamin.

Uh, yep, I've got this under control.

Hey. [chuckles]

Whoa.

You're welcome.

[Mrs. Puddle-Duck] Oh,
did you have a good time?

[mice squeaking]

Hey!

[laughs] That tickles!

-It's after us.
-What is it?

In the farmyard.

A hideous creature. It's big!

-It's furry.
-It's scary.

Run! [whimpers]

Big?

-Furry?
-And scary?

Run!

Huh, Peter, Lily!

Home is that way!

-Benjamin!
-What?

[Peter] This way.

[Benjamin whimpers] Uh, rabbits are brave,
rabbits are brave.

[shushing]

[Lily] Ever get that feeling
someone is watching you?

Like the fur on the back
of your neck goes sproing

and you keep expecting to turn around
and see staring eyes.

[both yelp]

Benjamin!

[chuckles] I don't know
what scared the mice,

but looks like we're the only ones here.

[Pig Robinson] Morning, all.

[all] Argh!

"Argh"?

Is that rabbit-speak for "How do you do"?

Argh. I am Pig Robinson.
Pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too, Pig Robinson.

-I'm Peter Rabbit, this is Lily Bobtail.
-Hi.

And that's Benjamin Bunny.

Hello.

Oh, look at this mess.

I don't even have
any sprouts to offer you.

They're my favorite thing to paint.

And eat, come to think of it.

[chuckles and snorts]

Pardon me.

[whispers] He's not so scary.

Scary? Me? I should say not.

The mice told us there was something big
and furry and scary here.

Good golly lolly!

There's nothing like that
around here that I know of.

[snorts] Excuse me.

I do that when I'm excited. [snorts]

Well, looks like the coast is clear.

No scary things around here.

-[Muffins meows]
-Whoa!

[both] Benjamin!

It's got me. Help!

Huh?

Mittens. Play nicely.

[Mittens giggles]

I think we've found
our big scary creature.

Aw, she's so cute.

Look at her little ears!

And I love that dress.

And, oh, my goodness,
that tail is just the sweetest.

Mittens, how many times have I told you,
we don't wrestle guests.

Hello, Mr. Smarty-Piggy-pants.

That "guest" is a mouse.

A really big one, too.

Hey! I'm not a mouse.

Ha. Nice try, but you don't fool me.

-What do you feed him anyway?
-[chuckles]

Honestly, Mittens, manners.

She's very nice once you get to know her.

And here's something else you should know.

This is my farmyard
and that means you obey my rules.

Rule number one: no mice.

There's one. [meows]

[Benjamin] Whoa!

I told you, I'm not a mouse.

Sorry, sorry, I knew that,

but wow, you do have
a mousey kind of feel about you.

[both chuckle]

Rule number two:

Pig Robinson is not
to be let out of the farmyard.

There's plenty of baddies out there
in the woods

who wouldn't think twice
about gobbling up a well-fed piglet.

[snorts] I couldn't ask
for a better friend, really,

but Mittens is such a worrywart.

I keep telling her, nobody eats piglets.

[Mittens] Rule number three:

anyone tries to break rules one or two
will have to answer to me.

And I never take a day off,
I'm always on guard,

I'm always alert.

Oh, a feather!

[giggles]

[mewing cutely]

-Huh?
-She does that.

[snorts] Just falls asleep. Poof!
Not like me.

I'm a "warm mug of cocoa and story
before beddy-bye" sort of piglet.

Aw, she's adorable.

Yeah, when she's asleep.

[Lily] And you know what else is adorable?
Your pig sty.

Really? But I didn't even clean today.

Have you really
never been out of the farmyard, Robinson?

Never! Oh, how I'd love to run
through the woods

and climb up the, um, hills

and do whatever else
you wild fellows do out there.

But mostly, I'd love to eat some sprouts.

Such a beautiful word, don't you think?

Sprouts. [giggles and snorts]

Well, we could go and get you some sprouts
from Mr. McGregor's garden.

Really? [snorts]

You'd do that for me?

Of course! We'll be right back.

Hang on, I've just had a smashing idea.

What about if I come with you?

[snorts and giggles] Pardon.

I don't know, Robinson.

Mittens did say
you shouldn't leave your sty.

Balderdash! I've got my walking hat on

and my umbrella
to keep the sun off. [snorts]

[Peter] Okay.

[giggles] Come on. Let's go!

Whee! [giggles]

♪ A breeze is blowing
And the day is fair ♪

♪ Is that a ranch
That I'm smelling in the air? ♪

♪ Let's go outside, let's go everywhere ♪

♪ Out where the skies are blue ♪

♪ 'Cause I want to explore
The whole wide world with you ♪

Wow.

♪ Out where life is wild and free ♪

♪ A new adventure starting ♪

♪ And carrots always taste the best ♪

♪ From someone else's garden… ♪

[all] Whee!

♪ Some days it'll rain
But if it never rained ♪

♪ Tell me, who'd need a sky of blue? ♪

♪ And I want to explore
The whole wide world with you ♪

Whoa!

[all laughing]

-[Peter] Just hold on.
-[Benjamin] Wait for us.

[sniffing]

That's Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.
She's a hedgehog.

Wowsers. I've never met
a real live hedgehog before.

Well, tweak my tail,
it's the young rabbits,

and oh, you have a new friend.

I'm Pig Robinson.
Pleased to meet you. [snorts]

You're a fine young fellow.

All hurrying home before the storm?

Storm?

What storm?

The one that's brewing, of course.

You can always tell
when a storm is coming.

[breathing deeply]

Flowers smell their best before the rain.

-Bye!
-Bye, Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.

This is Mr. McGregor's garden!

Gee willikers.

We'll be right back with your sprouts.

We rabbits call this a vegetable raid.

It's very dangerous…

so do exactly what I do.

Ouchie.

[snorts]

Ouchie!

Did I get it right?

Um, yeah, not bad.

Maybe you'd better wait here.
I'll be right back.

[sniffs] The flowers do smell better.

I wonder if Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle's right?

Do you really think
there's a storm coming?

[muffled] There's no storm coming. Huh?

Benjamin, leave that for Pig Robinson.

-Sorry.
-Hey. Where'd he go?

-[Pig Robinson laughing]
-[gasps]

Yoo-hoo? Anyone in there?

[gasps]

Gadzooks! Look at all these hats!

[Mr. McGregor] What's that racket?

It'd better not be you rabbits!

-[Pig Robinson giggling]
-Robinson.

How do I look?

-You can be completely honest.
-[Benjamin] Come on.

-Huh?
-[Mr. McGregor] Show yourselves, rabbits.

-I'm going to find you.
-[Benjamin whimpers]

Goodness! Who was that? [snorts]

That is Mr. McGregor.

Then I simply have to
introduce myself. [snorts and giggles]

Golly, I'm making
so many new friends today-- Oh!

Uh, Mr. McGregor
isn't exactly friendly, Robinson.

-[Mr. McGregor] Show yourselves, rabbits!
-This way.

-[cat meows]
-[rabbits gasp]

Good golly lolly!

It's a really big Mittens.

-Robinson!
-Whoa!

[yelling]

[laughing]

I think she wants to play.

I don't think so.

Peter, the gate!

[yowls]

[snorts]

So, did you enjoy your first garden raid?

Uh-huh! Can we do it again? [snorts]

[all laugh]

Don't you want to eat first?

Sprout. [snorts] Sprout.

Sprout! [snorts and squeals]

[squealing]

Wow! And I thought I was a messy eater.

[Pig Robinson snorting and laughing]

Hm.

Huh? [laughs menacingly]

[faint laughter]

Keep a lid on it, Robinson.

I'm napping.

[gasps] Pig Robinson?

Pig Robinson?

[whimpers]

-[yelps]
-Oh, no!

-Pig Robinson is missing!
-Oh, don't you fret, Mittens.

Robinson is fine.
I saw him trotting off to the woods.

He's gone to the woods?

But he'll get eaten by something.

I'm sure he's fine and dandy.

The rabbits were with him.

[gasps] I knew it!
They've pig-napped my best friend.

Just wait until I get my paws on them.

Hurry home soon, Mittens.

There's a storm brewing.

[snorts] Can't we stop
for a quick sprout break?

[rabbits chuckle]

You can have all the sprouts you want
when we get back to the farm.

-[Lily] Look out.
-Whoa.

Gotcha. [snickers]

[yelps]

[snarling]

Gah!

-[Pig Robinson giggling]
-Hm…

That was hilarious!

Well, if rabbit is off the menu,
then pig will do nicely.

Hello there. I like your jacket.

You do? Gosh, thanks.

One does one's best.

-You don't look so bad yourself.
-[Peter] Hey.

Let him go, Mr. Tod.

Go? Hm, let me think about it.

Nope, I thought about it
and the answer's no.

-Now where was I? Ah, yes--
-Ha!

[groans]

[yelps]

[Peter] Come on. Let's go.

Yeuch! Bah!

Time we showed you the best hiding place
in the woods, Pig Robinson.

Now, this might be
my first time in the woods,

but I'm certain pigs and rabbits
don't belong up in trees.

-But squirrels do!
-[yelps]

Wow, a pink rabbit.

Is he talking about me-- Whoa!

Nutkin, wait!

So, this is Edgar, Nelly, Jenny,
Rufus, Lucy, Lewis and Bob.

[squeaks cheerfully]

How do you all do?

-[Pig Robinson laughing]
-[both exclaiming]

-[Felix clears throat]
-Huh?

And not forgetting Felix.

Oh, and watch this.

-[electricity crackling]
-Whoo-hoo!

-Amazing!
-Goodness me.

[giggles] Our fur
always gets a little sparky

when a storm's on its way.

Why does everyone keep saying
a storm's coming?

-It's a beautiful day…
-[thunder rumbling]

[whimpers] …for a storm.

[whimpering]

Uh, maybe we should all get home
before the storm arrives, Peter.

You're right. Let's hop to it.

[Mr. Tod] Come out,
come out wherever you are.

-Where are those rabbits hiding?
-[Peter] Hm.

We'll just have to hide up here
until Mr. Tod's gone.

Pig Robinson,
would you like to see our tree house?

[squeals] What a day I'm having!

Friends, foxes, sprouts,
and now a house in the trees.

I only wish Mittens was here.
She'd love it.

Robinson?

Robinson?

You come back here right now because…

because…

because you're my best friend
in the whole wide world.

[sighs]

Aw, she's not so bad after all.

She's really very sweet.

-[Mittens] Mice!
-[gasps]

[snarls and hisses]

Or maybe not.

[all gasping]

Robinson?

This is our flying machine.
We keep it hidden in the woods.

But rabbits can't fly.

We can. But only if it's a big emergency.

Flying's scary.

Not for me, I mean, but for the others.

I don't get scared--

-[thunder rumbling]
-[yelps]

-[Pig Robinson] Goodness me.
-[clears throat]

And over here is our telescope.

Give it a try if you'd like.

[Pig Robinson gasps] Sprouts.

[snorting] Sprouts.

-[thunderclap]
-[all exclaim]

-Sprouts.
-[Lily] The storm's getting closer, Peter.

-[Benjamin whimpering]
-Yep, and I can't see Mr. Tod anywhere.

Time to go, Robinson.

-Robinson?
-Where is he?

Sprouts. Sprouts.

[snorts] Sprouts.

Hm. Uh-oh.

I think I know.

[thunder rumbling]

-[thunderclap]
-Ooh, dratted thunder.

It sends a shiver down my tail.

Hello again, Mr. Fox.

Good morning.

Ooh.

[chuckles menacingly]

-Ouch.
-Oh.

What have you done with Robinson?

We're sorry, Mittens.

It's just that he really wanted
to come with us to find some sprouts.

And we did get some, but then, whoosh,
Mr. McGregor was after us

and we ran out of the garden,

and then bam, Mr. Tod jumped out

and then Nutkin grabbed Robinson
and swung him around the trees and--

[snarls]

I'll be quiet now.

Don't worry, Mittens.
Pig Robinson will be fine…

just as soon as we find him.

[grunts] Never trust a mouse.

-I'm not a mouse! I'm not a mouse!
-[Peter grunting]

Mittens! You have to stop this.

[whistles] That's enough!

-Phew.
-I'm sorry I get so fighty.

It's just that poor Robinson
is all alone out here.

Aw, you really love him, don't you?

[sniffles] He's my best friend
in the whole wide world.

-[whimpers]
-Mittens, are you crying?

Crying? [sniffles] Me?

Nah, it's just that the wind
making my eyes water.

Come on, we've got a lost pig to find.

Let's hop to it!

[snorting] Sprouts, sprouts!

[sniffs and sighs] My lovely sprouts.

This little piggy went to market,

this little piggy stayed at home,
and this little piggy…

made a delicious dinner
for a certain gentleman fox.

[giggles]

Sorry to correct you, sir,

but I think you've got that rhyme
a little topsy-turvy.

Is that so?

Why don't we have dinner
and you can fill me up…

I mean "in." Fill me in. [chuckling]

-[Mittens snarls]
-Huh?

I wouldn't do that if I were you, fox.

I think you should leave him alone.

I'd say you're surrounded.

I… have nothing to add.

Mittens! And my new rabbit friends!

Are you all coming to dinner, too?

What an excellent suggestion.
The more the merrier.

How about some sprouts on the side?

-Oh.
-There.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yeah. [laughs]

-Pig Robinson!
-Mittens! [giggles]

I'm happy to see you, too.

I'm so glad you're okay.

Ahem.

And don't you ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever go missing again

[thunder rumbling]

Wah! Here comes the storm!

And here comes the fox.

Run!

Whoa. [groans]

Whoa!

You know the lesson here,
don't you, Peter?

When everyone says there's a storm coming,
there's a storm coming.

I know. We have to find shelter.

Look. One of my dad's tunnels. This way.

Quick, in here.

What? In there?

But it's all muddy.

You're a pig. Pigs love dirt.

Actually, that's a common misconception.

Wow, he knows some big words, doesn't he?

Oh, there you are.

-Wah!
-[Peter] Let's go.

[Mittens] Wait for me.

Well, if I can't have rabbit or pig,
I'll just have to try kitten.

Actually, that sounds revolting.
But who cares?

A fox has to eat.

Gotta catch me first.

Oh, that's just showing off.

You'll fall sooner or later, kitten,
and when you do, I'll be waiting.

-[thunder strikes]
-[Mr. Tod exclaims]

[snorts] Wowee, that was such fun!

[Peter] Wait, where's Mittens?

Just-in-case-pocket, just in case.

[gasps] There she is, in the tree.

Cats climb trees when they're in trouble,
and I know that for a fact.

But we'll never reach her.

Never say never, Benjamin.
We'll find a way.

This is bad, this is very bad,
with an extra-large portion of "Oh, no!"

You're right, Benjamin, this is bad…

We're getting all wet.

Whoa!

Careful. You'll fly away.

"Fly!" That's it.

-[others] Huh?
-Come on.

Over here.

Benjamin, it's that flying machine
you showed me.

Peter, we can't fly in a storm.
It's too dangerous.

I got Mittens into trouble,
so I'm going to get her out of it.

[Pig Robinson grunting]

Uh… maybe
you should wait here, Robinson?

Mittens is my best friend,
so I'm coming, too.

[Peter] Let's do this.

[grunts]

♪ I hear the sound of thunder ♪

♪ A storm is coming in ♪

♪ I feel the mighty winds… ♪

Watch out!

Let me help!

[Pig Robinson] Whoa!

Yes! Faster!

[Mittens] Help!

[chuckling] I'm waiting.

♪ The wind and the rain ♪

♪ Roar like a train ♪

♪ I can see that there's nowhere to hide ♪

♪ The wind and the rain… ♪

Uh-oh.

[all] Whoa!

Lily, catch!

♪ My friends by my side
My friends by my side ♪

[all] Yay!

Jump! I'll catch you, I promise.

And let you eat me? Ha!

I'll do that when pigs fly.

[Pig Robinson] Coo-ee! Mittens!

Pig Robinson.

Mittens, we've come to help.

In that?

Don't worry,
we've only nearly crashed twice.

[whimpers]

We can't stay up here all day, Peter.

Maybe we should give up and try again
when the weather's nicer?

No. A good rabbit never gives up.

Get closer.

Give me your paw!

[Benjamin] I can't watch.

-[Benjamin moaning]
-Uh-oh.

[Peter] Gotcha.

[straining]

-[Lily] Yeah!
-[Benjamin] Whoo-hoo!

You're safe now.

[all] Hooray!

[whimpering]

And that's why you don't stand under trees
during storms, Mr. Tod!

[Pig Robinson] Home sweet home.

Uh, Mittens? We've landed.

Yeah, I know. I was just making
triple sure you're not a mouse.

Yep, you're a rabbit all right.

We'd better get going.

I'm sorry we kind of got off
on the wrong foot, Mittens.

-Friends?
-I dunno.

I'm kind of a loner.

Except from Pig Robinson, of course.

He's sort of like my--

Beloved brother.

I was going to say a distant cousin…

Oh, all right, sort of a brother,
I suppose.

Mittens.

All right, all right.

I guess having a few rabbit friends too
couldn't hurt.

Aw.

Oh, and a mouse friend.

[chuckles] Hey! I'm not a mouse!

[all laughing]

[Peter] Whoo-hoo.

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

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