01x01 - The Wow Factor

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01x01 - The Wow Factor

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[upbeat music] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go♪

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh beats

♪ Solving the mystery

♪ Every time

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies

♪ Get your spy on

[funky music]

♪♪

[Twist] Pet care dance party!

All you dogs in Music City go "bow-wow-wow."

[all] Bow-wow-wow. Bow-wow-wow.

All you cats on the floor go "me-ow-wow."

[all] Me-ow-wow. Me-ow-wow.

All you owls in your sleep go "whoo-who-who."

[snores]

Who-who-who.

[snores]

Yeah...

All the monkeys in the house go "ooo-ooo."

Ooo-ooo! Ooo-ooo!

Scratch break!

[record, animals scratching]

- Go monkey. - Ooo.

- Bo Monkey. - Ooo-ooo.

- Go monkey. - Ooo-ooo.

- Bo Monkey. - Ooo-ooo.

Now throw your tails in the air.

And wag them like you just don't care.

[Twist] Wag them up.

- Wag them up. - Ooo-ooo.

Wag them, wag them, wag them up.

[Bo screeches]

Go monkey, Bo Monkey.

Go monkey, Bo Monkey.

Now throw your tails in the air--

[alarm sounds]

[female news reporter] Breaking news.

Another epic disaster at last night's

"WOW Factor" competition.

It was the end of the road,

as in no more directions to go in,

for the boy band Three Directions

who were disqualified from the competition--

[all singing] ♪ I'm always here for you ♪

[lasers zapping]

before finishing their hit song [span tts:fontStyle="italic"] Always Here for You

that the Three Directions mysteriously sped up

and spun offstage in, well, three directions.

[British accent] Whoa-ho.

It looks like those boys aren't always here for us,

now are they?

They spun right out of the competition.

[news announcer ] Audiences around the world reacted with shock

[all] Gasp!

[all] Gasp!

[all] Le gasp!

[news announcer] Will these mysterious events

keep messing up "The WOW Factor?"

Watch tonight to find out.

[both] Whoa.

[phone ringing]

There.

[phone ringing]

Hang on, the fridge is ringing.

[phone rings]

Hello, Twist on the frozen fridge phone.

The "frone." [laughs]

[refrigerator slams]

[phone rings]

Oh-ho, it's a phone-sicle.

[phone beeps]

[teeth chattering] Hello?

Twist! It's Marina.

You sound cold.

Did you leave your phone in the freezer again?

[stammering] Yeah, I did.

[laughs] Listen, we're meeting up at Kiki's Salon,

she's got a surprise for us.

Sweet! I love surprises.

[phone beeps]

[thwack]

Lil Piggie, keep the pet party going.

[oinking]

[funky music]

[all animals calling]

[upbeat music]

[woman singing] ♪ 'Cause here we go ♪

♪ We got a green light

♪ We're gonna take a ride ♪

♪ Come on

♪ What are you waiting for?

♪ It's time to move it ♪

♪ It's time to groove it ♪

♪ Are you ready?

♪ 'Cause here we go ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ Go on and move your feet

- ♪ Feel the b*at - ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ Here we go

Look, I scored tickets to tonight's big finale

of "The WOW Factor!"

Wow!

What else would I say?

[Kiki laughs] Come on, let's go to the show.

[doors squeak]

Oh, the salon is closed, sorry.

Hello!

Sindy Sauernotes?

Fifi!

It's Kiki.

Wow. Sindy Sauernotes.

That's Sindy Sauernotes?

Uh-oh.

Remember her?

How could I forget?

[applause]

[upbeat music]

[Twist voice-over] When we were little, she b*at us at everything.

♪♪

[Marina] We were sure she was cheating.

[music stops abruptly]

[cricket chirping]

[whooshing]

[squeak]

I'm little Sindy Sauernotes,

the queen of the talent show.

[Kiki] Like that time somebody used a fan

to blow me right off the stage at the dance recital.

[electric pulse]

[fan whirring]

[metal clanging]

[crash]

Check me out.

I'm little Sindy Sauernotes,

the queen of the dance.

[thud]

Ta-da!

We were sure she was cheating,

but we could never prove it.

So not fair.

You're the Sindy Sauernotes we went to school with.

The one and only Sindy!

Oh, we remember you.

That's me, unforgettable.

Come here, group hug.

[Bo squeals]

That's enough.

Now Flea Flea, I need my hair done.

It's Kiki, Sindy.

[laughs]

I need a hairdo fit for a crown!

[gasps] A crown?

That's right.

Guess who's gonna be crowned the queen of pop

at tonight's "WOW Factor" competition?

[sing-song] Me-me-me-me-me-me-me,

not you, missy,but me!

[Sindy singing] Queen--

[pop]

[Bo mutters happily]

[cr*ck!]

[gasps] I must look WOW-worthy!

Do your thing, Teehee.

Oh, that's Kiki.

[Sindy] Whatever.

Do the best 'do you can do.

[chair creaks]

[scissors snipping]

[blow dryer whirrs]

[hair spray whooshes]

[blow dryer whirring]

How's that?

[exclaims]

Fabulous, Poofie.

Look at me.

Don't I have the "wow"?

The "wow"?

That thing that makes people stop and say...

[camera shutters]

[all] Wow!

[camera shutters]

[all] Wow!

[camera shutters]

[all] Wow!

[camera shutters]

Time to take a "wow" pic with my mePhone!

[laughs]

Monkey! Out of my light!

Ooh. [mutters]

Oh, wow.

Look at me taking pictures of...

[sing-song] Me-me-me-me!

[cr*ck!]

Ugh, cheap phones keep breaking.

Here's me.

Oh, that's me.

This is me again.

Oh, that's a great picture of me!

I'm gorgeous!

Good luck at the competition.

We'll be watching.

Oh yes, you will.

And I don't need luck, I just have to finish my song

and the crowd will belong to...

[sing-song] Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

[cr*ck!]

Wow.

She's right,

she does have that "wow" factor.

Huh, more like the "ow" factor.

[Spy Watches ding]

Our Super Secret Spy Watches!

[Spy Watches beep]

Fresh Beats, Reed here.

Meet me at the music store.

You've got a mission.

[intense music]

[Marina] Reed, we're here.

[Twist] Reed, I'm here.

Ooh, aah!

[bang]

[Twist yells]

I'm good.

Where's Reed?

Fresh Beats!

[all scream]

Fresh Beats, something's very wrong

at "The WOW Factor" competition.

[mechanical beeping and whirring]

[Reed] Watch this, Fresh Beats.

Things are going extra, extra crazy.

Not one single contestant has finished their performance.

[female singer] ♪ Blast off

♪ And spin around around ♪

[singing sped up] ♪ Spin around

[thud]

[ding]

[all gasp]

That was totally, uh...

Short?

Exactly. Totally short.

Too totally short.

[Reed] See, Fresh Beats?

Another contestant has been disqualified.

You have to go undercover disguised as contestants

and find out who is messing up "The WOW Factor."

We're on it, Reed.

This is a mission for the Fresh b*at Band...

[suspicious music]

[all] of Spies.



Time to spy it up!

Ooo-ooo!

[dramatic music]



[guitar music]

Kiki on scooter!



[tires squeal]

Shout on hoverboard!



Marina on...

Turbo wheeler!

[engine roars]

Twist on Double Pogo to Gogo!

Come on, Bo Monkey!

[Bo exclaims]

[boing, boing, boing]

Hey, wait up! Bo Monkey!

[female singer] ♪ Unstop, unstoppable ♪

[engine roars]

♪ Unstop, unstoppable ♪

♪ Sometimes the answers are hard to find ♪

♪ And we don't know what's wrong or right ♪

[bird squawks]

[male singer] ♪ When we just can't figure things out ♪

♪ We gotta quit standing by



[female singer] ♪ Working together is so much better ♪

♪ Than struggling on and on

[gasps]

[boing, boing, boing]

[Twist] Wait up!

Bo Monkey!

[Twist yells]

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ There's no problem that's too tall ♪

♪ Together we can ride all night long ♪

It's "The WOW Factor!"

Let's go in.

[Twist] Made it!

Look out, buddy!

[Twist groans]

[laughs]

[coughs]

I'm good.

[suspicious music]



Everything seems pretty normal.

[show announcer] And the next contestant on "The WOW Factor" is...

Baby Goo-Ga.

[cheers and applause]

[funky music]

[laughing] Wow, that baby's got skills.

So cute!

I'm rooting for the baby.

Go baby!

Go Goo-Ga!



I hope Goo-Ga can finish his act.

[all] Goo-Ga! Goo-Ga!

[all] Goo-Ga! Goo-Ga!

[all] Goo-Ga! Goo-Ga!

[woman] Time to put that cuddly cuteness to bed.

Nap time, Baby Goo-Ga!

[laughs]

[laser zaps]

[sped up music]

[exclaims]

♪♪

[Bo whimpers]

Whoa, Baby Goo-Ga's going for a crazy spin.

I don't think that's part of his act.

[boing]

[both] Aww.

[sucking]

Aww, not Baby Goo-Ga too.

Shh, he's so cute when he sleeps.

[coos]

Right, but he didn't finish.

He's disqualified.

[all] Aw, no.

[both] Shh.

[all whispering] Aw, no.

It happened again.

We have to figure out what's making all these contestants

go spinning out of control.

Fresh b*at Band...

Disguise it up.

[suspicious music]



Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very exciting

last-minute entry:

The Mystery Marching Band!

[all] Left, left, left-right-left

Be on the lookout for anything strange.

♪ Hip, hip parade

♪ Everybody make way

♪ Hip, hop the b*at don't stop ♪

♪ Everybody say hooray

[all yelling]

[all screaming]

[whooshing]

[thuds]

[both groaning]

[yelling]

[grunts]

[whooshing]

Ta-da!

[tuba blares]

[grunting]

A little help?

Can't anyone stay on stage and finish their song?

[all sigh]

[all] Disqualified.

[Bo exclaims]

[tuba blares]

Woo-hoo-ho-ho!

[laughs]

Thanks, Bo, totally needed that.

[whoosh]

That didn't exactly work as planned.

We got disqualified.

But we did learn a few things.

Oh yeah, try not to get zapped

head-first into a tuba,

because that makes your hair all pointy.

We got zapped with some kind of Speedy-Uppy Ray.

We have to find out who's doing the zapping, and fast.

But how?

Fresh Beats!

[all scream]

I have the perfect super spy gadget for you:

the Super-Sniffy-Sniffer

[speaking faster] Sniff-o-Matic .

It should sniff out the Speedy-Uppy Ray.

Whoa! Reed, you got zapped too?

No, just kidding.

[snorting]

But I do have the perfect super spy gadget for you:

the Super-Sniffy-Sniffer- Sniff-O-Matic .

It should help you figure out

who is using the Speedy-Uppy Ray.

Sweet!

[mechanical whirring, beeping]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, okay.

Wait for the rest of me.

Looks like Twist has got to follow his nose.

[scuttling]



[door creaks]

♪♪

The zappy ray came from the hot dog cart?

No, I just had an urge for a hot dog.

You can't solve mysteries on an empty stomach.

[squish]



Ahem.

Thank you.



I'm picking up the scent of the zapper.



[laser zaps]

Look! Contestants are getting zapped

before they even get onstage.

[laser zaps] Whoa!

[whooshing]

Every single contestant is getting zapped!



The next "WOW Factor" contestant is Ms. Sindy Sauernotes.

[applause]

So, Ms. Sauernotes,

what are you going to do for us today?

Take that crown and get my "wow" on.

Everyone will look at me and say,

"Oh, wow. You are so...

[badly singing] wow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!"

"Ow" is right.

Look, love, you need lots of talent to win that crown.

Oh, I have everything I need.

[laughs]



[singing badly] ♪ Bla-bla-bla

♪ This is my song

♪ But it is long enough to win

♪ You can't stop this queen of pop ♪

Wow, Sindy Sauernotes still really lives up to her name.

There's no way she could win "The WOW Factor"

when her voice is so...

um...

sour?

She's gonna win because every other contestant

has been disqualified.

[sighs]

Even us.

[all sigh]

[Marina and Shout] Even us.

Fresh Beats, every other contestant

except Sindy Sauernotes has been disqualified.

That can only mean one thing:

Sindy is cheating.

Again!

She must have zapped us and everyone else

with that Speedy-Uppy ray.

But we can't prove it.

She's gonna get away with it again.

[Kiki and Marine] So not fair.

[Sindy] ♪ You know I've got the "wow" factor ♪

♪ I'm the queen of the pop ♪

♪ The girl with the "wow"

[giggles]

[Sindy still holding note]

[gasps]

[Twist muttering]

I can't control these Sniffy-Sniffers.



[exclaims]

Well, uh...

Ms. Sauernotes, you really...

uh...

stayed on stage and finished your song

and, since you're the only contestant

that hasn't been disqualified,

it looks like you will be crowned the queen of pop!

[audience gasps]

Ooh, stop!

Whoa! Halt.

[thud] Oops.

[crash]

Sorry.

[gasps] Look.

There's the ray.

There it is.

Proof that Sindy is the cheater.

[all] Again.

We can't let her take that crown.

You can't stop me, Fresh b*at Band!

[laughs]

[Twist] Ow.



Sindy Sauernotes is getting away.

Fresh Beats, let's rock and roll!

Time to get a little air.

[beep]

Lace it up.

[shoes boinging]

[ray clicks]

Time for me to gadget up!

BananaRang in the house.

[whooshing]

[clang]

[laser zaps]

[all yelling]

[whooshing]

Ha!

Nowhere to run,Sindy.

We know you've been cheating by zapping everyone

with that Speedy-Up Ray.

But we have proof this time.

Your cheating daysare over

for good.

I don't think so.

My ray can make things go super fast

or super slow.

[laser zaps]

You'll never catch me!

[gasps] I've got the crown!

I'm crowning myself the queen of pop,

because I have the "wow" factor!

[all] Wow!

[all] Wow!

Wow, wow, wow!

And there's nothing you can do to stop...

[singing badly] ♪ Me!

We gotta stop her!

Come on, Fresh Beats!

[upbeat music]

There she is!

♪ Play it loud Just like a rock star ♪

Look out!

♪ Shout it out just like a rock star ♪

♪ Come on everybody let me hear you say ♪

♪ You feel just like a rock star ♪

♪ Hey hey hey

[wheels squeak]

[Twist] Whoa!



[Marina] Come on, get her!

♪ You know the fun never ends

♪ Oooh-oooh oooh-oooh yeah ♪

[laser zaps]

[all, slowly] Whoa!

♪ When you and all of your friends ♪

♪ Are rockin' out in an awesome band ♪

[laser zaps]

♪ Everybody's jamming ♪

♪ So give us a hand

♪ Just put your rock star jacket on ♪

Slow down, Fresh Beats.

[laser zapping]

[Sindy] Ha-ha!

♪ Everybody play along

[laser zaps]

♪ Let's kick it off ♪

[laser zaps]

♪ Let's turn up the b*at ♪

♪ Let's get the whole crowd up on its feet ♪

[laser zaps]

[popping]

[Shout] She Speedy-Upped the popcorn!



- Butter? - Ooo-ooh-ah!

♪ Play it loud just like a rock star ♪

♪ Shout it out just like a rock star ♪

♪ Come on everybody let me hear you say ♪

♪ You feel just like a rock star ♪

♪ Hey hey hey

♪ Just like a rock star

Look out!

♪ Hey hey hey

I got this.

[lasers zapping]

No way!

[whooshing]

[laser zaps]

My turn! [clang]

[laser zings]

[all] One fell off and bumped his head.

[Sindy yelling]

[all] No more monkeys jumping on the bed.

Whoa!

[whirring]

[grunts]

[sighs]

Your cheating days are over, Sindy.

You can't run from the Fresh b*at Band of Spies.

[grunts]

Ooo-ooo-ooo.

Especially all tangled up in a jump rope like that.

No!

The crown was almost mine!

All mine!

[crying]

Got your crown back.

Luckily, Sindy's Speedy-Uppy Ray

wears off after a little while.

Thanks, Fresh Beats.

But all our contestants were disqualified.

No one gets to be crowned king and queen of pop.

"The WOW Factor" is an epic fail.

No one gets the crown?

Fresh Beats, we have to save the show.

Is there time for one last act?

Yes, just barely.

Okay, wouldn't it be cool

if there was one more act that could perform

and win the crown?

[Marina] That would be cool, Twist.

But we need somebody really talented.

[Kiki] And super cute.

Ooo-ooo-ooo!

Bo Monkey, Bo Monkey, Bo Monkey!

Hey, how about Bo Monkey and Lil Piggie?

They're the best little break dancing critters

in the whole wide world.

Great idea, Twist!

[thwack]

Hold on, everybody.

There's one more act that wants to perform.

I am super excited to introduce Bo Monkey and Lil Piggie

in the house!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

[female singer] ♪We said the party is calling ♪

♪ Everybody all in

♪ Time to get it going

♪ Ahhh

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Like a party animal ooo-ooh ♪

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

[all] Go monkey, Bo Monkey.

Go monkey, Bo Monkey.

[all animals calling]

Aww yeah.

Animals in the house.

[male singer] ♪ Like a party animal

[cheers and applause]

Stupendous!

The crown goes to two dancers who really make you go, "Wow!"

Bo Monkey and Lil Piggie!

[applause]

Now that's what I call the "wow" factor.

[all cheering]

[audience cheering]

Wow, what a beautiful crown.

You won. [laughs]

[applause]

[upbeat music]



Sindy Sauernotes,

we have just the thing for cheaters like you.

[banjo music]

[gasps]

I'm not the queen of pop.

[yells]

[grunts]

I'm the queen of slop.

[pigs oinking]

[smooch]

This is so not "wow."

[cries]

[Goldstar] Fresh b*at Band of Spies...

[Shout] Hi, Commissioner Goldstar.

Good work.

You saved "The WOW Factor"

and stopped Sindy Sauernote's cheating ways.

And I'll see to it that no one

is ever zapped by this Speedy-Uppy Ray again.

Now, how does this work? [laser zaps]

[high-pitched voice] Didn't mean to do that!

[Shout] What a great mission.

What a great "WOW Factor."

What a great day.

[male singer] ♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

[chorus singing] ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La la la la la la

♪ Great day

- ♪ A great, great day - ♪ Oh yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh yeah
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