01x07 - Werewolf Hairwolf

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01x07 - Werewolf Hairwolf

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(all) ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on



Wow, look at Kiki go!

[chattering]



[laughs]

Thanks, Marina.

Dance on over to chair number five.

Yeah!

Whoa, cool hair. Smoothie?

(Kiki) Citrus detangler!

Oh, coming up!

Cucumber shampoo!

Here you go!



Kumquat hairspray.

You got it!

Strawberry smoothie with a swirly, stripy straw.

No problem.

[slurps]

Ah!

Thanks, Marina.

Busy day.

[slurping]

Whew!

Kiki, you're amazing.

I'm exhausted just watching you.

[yawns]

[laughs]



My name is Maurice Joseph, but my friends call me Mojo,

Mojo Fauxhawk.



The hipster clipster.

Are you ready to rock the hawk?

[cheers and applause]

[snoring]

[bell rings]

[gasps]

A customer?

Hello, love.

The hipster clipster at your service.

And me mate Spike too.

[panting]

Kiki is so busy, and I don't need anything fancy.

Do you think you could just give me a trim?

Are you ready to rock the hawk?

[laughs]

Well, I have been known to shake my groove thing a little...

when no one's looking.

I said, are you ready to rock the hawk?

Uh, oh, um, okey-dokey.

Okay, a big chop there, a bit of a snip here,

chop, snip, chop, snip, chopsticks,

and now you are rocking!

What?

Oh, yeah.

That's a haircut.

[guitar solo]

Oh, dear.

It's a bit... blue.

And spiky.

And blue.

It's okay.

Kiki can fix it.

She's a hair genius.

Really?

What can Kiki do that I can't?

What kind of style do you want to try?

I don't know.

Maybe something, um, wild.

Or, uh, maybe something tropical.

Yeah, that's coco-nutty.

Or maybe just something simple.

Like that?

Perfect!

[cheers and applause]

Wow, Kiki.

Your salon is really rocking.

Kiki, Kiki, Kiki.

Kiki can fix it.

Kiki's a hair genius.

Kiki's salon really rocks.

[growls]

Thanks, Kiki.

You're the best.

Oh, just wait.

I'll show everyone who's the best

rockingest, fauxhawkiest hipster clipster on the block!

Somehow.

Oh, are you kidding me?

Full moon again already?

I'm trying to devise a sinister plan here.

I don't have time for this.

[sighs]

Grandma had to go and marry a werewolf.

Every full moon, it's always the same.

So fuzzy and furry and itchy.

Ugh!

Chop, snip, chop, snip, chopsticks!

And done.

[barking]

I am so sick of turning into a werewolf

every time the moon gets full.

There's too much fur.

[growling]

That's it!

Spike, I've got it.

[sinister laughter]

If I turn everyone into a werewolf like me,

they'll need loads of haircuts.

My salon will be rocking!

I'll use this Werespray Hairspray

on all my customers!

[sinister laughter]

[crickets chirp]

Right, I don't have any customers,

but I know someone who does.



[howling]

[howling]

Must...stay...awake.

Oh, hi, Kiki.

Are you ready for me now?

I'm ready for my new 'do.

Yeah, yes, coming!

Ah, mahalo, Kiki.

Am I done?

Oops.

Be right there!

Go, Kiki, go!

Kiki, here!

Over here, Kiki.

[customers murmuring]

Whoa!

[sighs] I'm done.

Everything is great.

Not tired at all.

A macaroni and sneeze, please.

[snoring]

Twist, Bo Monkey, wake up!

[train horn whistles]

Sorry, Kiki.

We didn't get much sleep last night.

A howling animal kept us awake.

Me too! I tried everything:

counting sheep, counting koalas, counting hedgehogs,

even counting three toed sloths one toe at a time.

[snoring]

[sighs]

[crickets chirping]

And now, when the full moon hits all of Kiki's customers,

my super hairy werewolf plan will be complete.

[chuckles] Rock the hawk.

[yawning]

[howling]

Wow, Twist!

You're so tired, you howled.

Uh, that wasn't me.

That's just like the howling from last night but louder.

Sounds like it's really close.



- Fresh Beats? - Reed!

We've got a problem.

Some sort of wild animal has been howling all night long.

The whole town is exhausted.

Roller coaster riders are napping.

Crossing guard guards are snoozing.

[snoring]

Even you guys can't stay awake!

[snoring]

- Fresh Beats! - Ah!

I'm awake...ish.

[snoring]

Oh, not Reed too.

(all) Reed!

Hiya!

Sorry, nodded off.

Fresh Beats, you've got to figure out

what's keeping everyone awake all night.

This is a job for the Fresh b*at Band...

[yawns]

I am awake!

(all) of Spies!

Fresh Beats, spy it up!



(Twist) Okay, got the area scoped with my Banananoculars.

Good. Now just look natural.

Twist, what are you doing?

Uh, duh.

Shout said we're going under covers,

so I'm getting cozy.

Not under covers-- undercover.

In disguise?

So no pajamas?

Marina, do you read?

There's no Marina in these parts.

Just me, Frankie Furter.

Great disguise, Marina.

Look out for any howling animals.

Copy that, Fresh Beats.

Hot dogs, over here!

Get your hot diggity diggity hot dogs!

Ooh, I'll take a hot dog. Do you deliver?

I'm right over here behind the park bench.

[bushes rustling]

[gasps] What's that in the bushes?

I'm moving in close to get a better look.

Whoa!

[howling]

Fresh Beats, something really strange is going on.

[howling]

This is getting very hairy.

And very scary.

And totally not ordinary.

You don't think they're...

[all howling]

(all) Werewolves!

(Twist) Werewolves?

Hang on, Buddy!

(Twist) Wa-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[howling]



According to Wolfipedia, anyone who touches werewolf hair

will turn into a werewolf in the full moon.

There's a full moon tonight!

I don't get it.

All those people were in my salon yesterday,

and they were all fine.

Wait, everyone who turned into a werewolf

was at your salon?

Yeah, I styled their hair, and now they're all werewolves,

but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

[chuckles]

(Twist) Hey, check it out.

I bet this will make a cool hairdo.

[chattering]

[howling]

With this interpret fur gadget,

I can figure out what's making you both so furry.

[howling]

Twist, Bo, could you please stand still for a second?

[howling]

[machine beeps]

Good news and bad news.

The bad news is, something in the salon

turned Twist and Bo Monkey into werewolves.

[howling]

And what's the good news?

If we find the formula, I might be able to undo it.

[sniffing]

What is it, Weretwist?

[sniffing]

My werenose will sniff it out.

[sniffing]

Aha!

This is werey suspicious.

Where did you find that?

That isn't my hairspray.

It was on your shelf.

Someone must have switched out the bottles.

That must be what turned your customers into werewolves!

[gasps] A hidden label!

Warning: product may cause feelings of furriness.

Warning warning: product may cause fangs to grow.

[gasps]

Warning warning warning: prolonged exposure

during full moon may cause hairwolfism.

Oh, no!

We have to figure out who did this.

But how?

Weretwist is right. How?

Or who?

Feeling furry?

Come on down to the grand reopening

of Mojo Fauxhawk's cutting edge salon.

Rocking the hawk all night long, I'm the weredo hairdo expert,

more popular than Kiki.

[guitar solo]

Mojo Fauxhawk?

He runs the salon across the street.

Look at those werewolves with him.

You don't think...

I do! And I know how to prove it.

Jay, looking feisty.

Ms. S, totally fierce.

Pamela, two words: fe... rocious.



Apparently I am officially

the most popular stylist in town.

Take that, Kiki!



And once the sun rises, all the werewolves

will stay werewolves permanently!

We'll keep this party popping forever!

[growls]

Shout here.

How's it going, Shout?

Not a good time, Twist.

[growls]

Ha! Mojo Fauxhawk!

You used Kiki to turn everyone into werewolves.

Did I now?

And what are you going to do about it?

[growls]

Uh, run?

Stop that party pooper!

♪ It's time to get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do the go-go a-go-go

♪ No time to rest up, oh no ♪

♪ Oh no, gotta get up and go-go ♪

♪ It's time to get up and go ♪

♪ Go with the flow

♪ Get up and jump

♪ Jump up and go

♪ Get up now and go-go

♪ Go-go, mmbop mmbop ♪

Fresh Beats!

I'm barreling back towards you!

Prepare for arrival!

Ready for you, Shout!

Wait, what do you mean barreling?

[crash]

Werewolves and werewolfettes, your attention please.

I interrupt this party for a special announcement.

I am Mojo Fauxhawk,

the original and most popular werewolf.

In the morning when the sun rises,

the Werespray will become permanent

and we will rock the hawk forever!

[cheers and applause]

[howling]

But first, tonight, let's turn

every last human in town into a werewolf.

Let's make this a party animal world!

So come on down to the park right now

and join your fellow hairwolves.

Let's rock the hawk!

Wow, that's not good.

Party animals!

Let's make enough Werespray Hairspray

to make this a totally werewolf world!

[howling]

Add a pinch of garlic...

And some werewolf hair,

put it through the machine,

fill up the cans,

and there you have it: Werespray Hairspray.

Mm-hmm, perfect!



[engine revs]

Are you sure this Werespray antidote will work?

My potions app says that it should counteract the Werespray

and turn the werewolves back to normal.

[panting]

Is it ready?

I'm not sure how long I can keep these two busy.

Hey, go long, Weretwist!

[howling]

Ha, Shout-standing!

We're ready to test out the antidote.

On it!

Blue , a-choo!

(Twist) Got it!

[gurgling]

OMG, Betsy, that top is so cute.

And for my next party trick, voila!

A bad hair day.

To go?

[howling]

I feel extra itchy.

Something's not right.

- Fresh Beats! - Werereed!

[howling]

Ugh, not Reed too!

Uh-oh, If the anti-werewolf antidote isn't strong enough,

you have to add fur from the original werewolf.

The original werewolf? Mojo Fauxhawk?

Well, how are we gonna get through all of those werewolves

and get a piece of his hair?

I don't know, but we need

to finish that antidote before anyone else turns into a--

(both) Werewolf!

[howling]

[laughing]

Marina, I thought you were a real werewolf.

Good! That's the plan.

Marina and I can sneak in disguised as werewolves.

I better stay here and make sure these two

don't get into any more trouble.

Great.

All right, Fresh Beats!

Time to wolf it up!

[howling]

There you are, Mojo Fauxhawk.

I'll zoom in closer with my Reflector Detector Compact Case.



(Marina) Let's move!



[growls]

Who's hungry like a werewolf?

Who wants a cheeseburger?

Who wants a cheeseburger?

[panting]



Sorry about that!

♪♪

- Ugh, Kiki! - Uh-oh.

Stop that fauxwolf!



Oh, the sun's gonna be up soon.

If this doesn't work,

Twist and Bo are stuck as werewolves forever.

I think it's ready.

Weretwist! Bo Weremonkey!

Come on!

[murmuring]

[splash]

Bath time, Bo Weremonkey.

[howls]

Sweet! Bubble bath bash!

Come on in, Bo Monkey.

There's room for two.

[chattering]

[splash]

It worked!

They're not werewolves anymore!

We did it!

(all) Yeah!

Guys, how are we going to get all the werewolves

into this tiny bathtub?

I got it.

Pool party!

It's gonna be a howling good time

at the werewolf-only full moon party tonight.

Community pool.

First werewolves get in free.

Come on down to were all the cool wolves

are making a splash.

At the werewolf-only full moon pool party!

DJ, dancing, swimming, and free tail braiding.

Come on, rock the house.

Full moon pool party.

See you there for sure.

Now we just have to get the solution into the pool

and get the werewolves to jump in.

♪ We said the party is calling

♪ Everybody all in

♪ Time to get it going

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got heart and soul ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ This is the place to be

♪ This is the way we do

♪ Everybody letting loose

♪ And howling at the moon

♪ I know you like my style

I do!

♪ This is the call of the wild

♪ Everybody turn it up

♪ Yeah, DJ, play my tune

Who, me?

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ Like a party animal

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got heart and soul ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ We're all moving now, get together ♪

♪ Feel like dancing with you forever ♪

♪ Hands in the air and your feet in the pool ♪

♪ Everybody jump in, so hot it's cool ♪

♪ This is the way we jam

♪ We gonna make a splash

♪ Everybody dancing

♪ It's a blowout, it's a bash ♪

♪ We said the party is calling

♪ Everybody all in

♪ Time to get it going



♪ Oh

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ Like a party animal

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got heart and soul ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ Like a party animal

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ Like a party animal

♪ That's just how we roll ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got heart and soul ♪

♪ Like a party animal

♪ Ooh

♪ Like a party animal

Great party, but we need to get

all those werewolves in the pool.

Hmm, brainstorm!

Werewolf volleyball in the shallow end.

Great idea, Marina!

Hey, everybody!

Fetch!

[panting]

[splashing]

- Fresh Beats! - Reed!

That is very refreshing.

Don't go in the pool, my party animals.

It's a trick!

Too late, Mojo.

Your pack is turning back.

And you can too!

Go ahead and jump in.

The water is fine!

No!

What am I without my werewolves?

Nothing!

Just a lonely punk rock British hairstylist

with an awesome fauxhawk.

And another thing!

I am not even really British.

Time to lace it up!



Cannonball!

No!

[whimpers]

Party's over, Fauxhawk.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man!

Commissioner Goldstar!

Thanks, Fresh Beats!

You stopped Mojo Fauxhawk and saved everyone

from being stuck as werewolves forever.

Couldn't have done it without you.

What's gonna happen to Mojo Fauxhawk?

[chuckles]

We have a job for a man of his talents.

And done!

Oh, great!

Only more to go.

Are you ready to rock the hawk?

[giggles]

Oh, this does not rock.

[cheering]

Are you ready for the Fresh b*at Band?

[cheers and applause]

Sweet! What a great crowd!

What a great party!

What a great night.



(Fresh b*at Band) ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!
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