01x20 - Fresh b*at Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x20 - Fresh b*at Babies

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- ♪ Get your spy on - ♪ Get your spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

- ♪ Shout!

- ♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

- ♪ Out!

- ♪ Bounce with our sidekick Bo ♪

- ♪ Gadgets on the... - ♪ Go!

- ♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

- ♪ Fresh Beats

- ♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match ♪

♪ For the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

- ♪ Get your hands up high

- ♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies

- ♪ Get your spy on ♪

- All right, let's get set up for this concert.

- Drums are ready to rock.

- [plays keyboard] Keyboard's on.

[cheering]

- Just need to set up the mix tables,

and then we are ready to rock this amusement park.

- Ah, yeah.

- Squee!

It's me, Squee Z. Dumpkins,

with the ultra ultimate in super cuteness...

[laughs]

My cutie-bootie honey-bunnies in a funhouse.

[all groan-singing]

- I heart dancing fuzzy bumpkins.

all: Aww, that's cute.

- Squee-hee-hee!

Everyone hearts super cute fuzzy bumpkins.

[puppy barking]

all: Aww, that's so cute!

- Huh?

Wait.

Where are you going?

Nothing's cuter than my honey-bunnies.

They're the cutest ever!

- [grunting]

all: Aww.

That's so, so, so, so cute.

[puppy panting]

- That puppy isn't that cute.

Aww, it is kind of cute.

But no!

But aww.

But no!

It's not cuter than my dancing bunnies.

[kittens meowing] [puppy panting]

Aww, okay.

Now, that's cute.

[groans]

- Ready to rehearse, Fresh Beats?

- I've been practicing my guitar solo.

Check it out.

[plays riff on guitar]

- Whoo-hoo, sweet solo, Kiki.

I've been working on my turntable spin moves too.

- Yeah!

- Yeah, check it out.

[indistinct blathering]

What starkly little spars I see.

No, what sparkly little stars I see.

I mean, I'm good.

And I'm sparkly.

- [laughs]

All right, Fresh Beats, let's do this.

A one, two, three, four!

- ♪ The way you smile, the way you laugh ♪

♪ You know you got it like that ♪

- ♪ It's true ♪ all: Aww.

- ♪ So cute - [groans]

- ♪ You steal my heart, it's off the charts ♪

- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh - ♪ Yeah, just the way you are

- Whoo-whoo-whoo!

- ♪ So cute - ♪ Let's go ♪

- ♪ Everything you do is cute all: Aww!

- ♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ Adorable and lovable too

♪ You know you got me

♪ You are the one that makes me smile ♪

♪ You're cute ♪ - Aww!

- ♪ Cute all: Aww!

[puppy barking]

- All right, Fresh Beats,

I think we're ready for the show.

- Suh-weet! - All right!

- Everyone thinks little puppies and kittens

are cuter than my sweet fuzzy bumpkins.

And they are cute,

because they're babies.

Everyone hearts babies.

Don't worry, fuzzy bumpkins.

When my new Cuterer Tuner machine

plays its super cute tune,

it'll turn you into super cute little baby bunnies,

'cause the only thing cuter than fuzzy bumpkins

are baby bumpkins!

Fuzzy bumpkins, prepare for cuteness.

- ♪ Everything you do is cute ♪

- [giggling]

[machine whirring]

Oh!

all: Ooh!

- Squee-hee-hee!

Now that's cute.

My Cuterer Tuner machine works.

I can turn all my cute critters into extra-cutie baby critters.

Listen.

[all gasp]

- ♪ Everything you do is cute ♪

- ♪ La la la

Huh?

Aww.

Look at that super cutie little baby.

Huh?

That little-bitty baby is...me!

Aww, I heart little me.

So cute!

all: Ooh!

- Bunnies.

More babies.

More, more, more!

[giggles]

Make more cutie-patootie babies.

[giggling]

More cutie babies! More, more, more!

- [laughs]

Let's play.

- [laughs] Game on.

- ♪ Everything you do is cute ♪

- Huh! - Ah!

Huh?

[laughter]

[machine whirring]

[crying]

[cheering] - Thank you, thank you.

[whirring]

[giggling]

- Check it out.

We're the great Park-asaurus Rex,

the playground dinosaur.

[snarling]

- Ooh, careful, Twist.

- We are a raptor,

and we can...

fly!

[crashing]

[puppies barking]

[spits] I'm good.

Just a little sandy, but I'm good.

- Whew.

- Hey, puppies.

Okay, all right, okay, puppies.

Okay, that's enough, that tickles.

[puppies barking]

- There sure are a lot of cute baby critters around today.

- Cute puppies.

- Aww, and kitties.

Aww!

[birds tweeting] - And baby birdies.

- Aww.

- Aww, puppies and kitties and birdies--oh, my!

- Something very strange is going on.

- Very strange... and very cute.

- Fresh Beats.

all: Reed!

- You've got a mission, Fresh Beats.

Meet me at the music store.

- Reed? Reed?

- I've come prepared, Bo Monkey.

Reed won't surprise us this time.

Reed?

Oh, Reed?

Ha, aha!

Mm-hmm.

Ha!

Ah-mm.

Uh-huh.

- Fresh Beats. all: Reed!

- Shh.

Baby Goldstar is sleeping.

- Baby Goldstar?

- Yes, something is turning everyone and everything

into babies, even Commissioner Goldstar.

- Aww, so cute.

- [belches] Excuse me.

- Fresh Beats, you have to figure out

what's turning everyone into babies,

stop it, and turn them back.

- Especially Baby Commissioner Goldstar,

or Commissioner Baby Goldstar, or...

- Whoo!

Wahoo!

Ha.

I definitely did not see that coming.

- [crying]

- Ooh, it's okay, Baby Goldstar.

I'm good.

- [crying]

- ♪ Rock-a-bye Goldstar in the treetop ♪

♪ When the wind blows the Goldstar will stop ♪

- [snoring]

- You see, Fresh Beats?

- We're on it, Reed.

This is a job for the--

- Shh!

- [snoring]

- [whispering] Sorry.

This is a job for the--

- Oh, Fresh Beats, one more thing.

Spy Headquarters is no place for a baby.

Can you babysit Baby Goldstar for me?

- [grunts] - We'd love to.

- Thank you, bye.

- But what about our big show at the amusement park?

- We have to stop whatever's turning everyone into babies,

or there won't be a big show.

- [whispering] Don't worry.

This is a job for the Fresh b*at Band....

[quiet music]

all: Of Spies.

- [belches, giggles]

- Fresh Beats, time to spy it up.

- Oh, yeah!

[exciting music]



- We need to figure out

what's turning people and animals into babies.

- But what about Baby Commissioner Goldstar?

- Ooh, I can watch him.

I speak baby.

Maybe he can tell us what happened.

Goo-goo goo-goo, Baby Goldstar.

- [babbling]

[belches]

- Okay, well...

he drank his bottle too fast, for starters.

- The rest of us will see if we can figure out

who or what is causing all this baby-ness.

- Fresh Beats, let's sleuth it up.

[overlapping animal noises]

- The Pet Daycare Center is out of control, Bo Monkey.

All these little baby critters have gone wild and crazy.

[dog barking]

We've got to get them to take a nap

so we can investigate.

- Yeah, but how?

- Good question.

Well, we need to calm them down.

I know.

We could put away all the toys

and then play them some music.

That'll calm them down.

- Yeah, okay.

[grunting]

Hey!

- Whoo-hoo!

[crashing]

[groans]

[rumbling]

- A binky for you, a binky for you.

And you two too!

Aw, you're all so cute.

- [babbles]

- Okay, just a few more questions

for you, Baby Goldstar.

What's turning everyone into babies?

Who's responsible?

And do you want a bottle?

- [babbles, belches]

- Hmm.

There's got to be a clue here somewhere.

- Hi, cuties.

I'm Lil' Squee Z. Dumpkins with my cutie-patootie show.

Hey, that's me.

I'm so little, and so cute.

I heart me.

You can be cute too.

No.

No bunnies.

Only babies.

I heart little babies.

So cute.

- [grunting]

- Baby, are you so cute?

- [giggling]

- Yes, babies are so cute.

You're the cutest.

- [chuckling]

- Hmm.

[boing]

[crashing]

No bunnies.

Babies.

What's cuter than babies?

Nothing!

[giggles]

- [babbling]

- We still haven't figured out

what's turning everyone and everything into babies.

- Kiki, did you learn anything from talking to the babies?

- The twins said, "Goo-goo gah-gah goo-gah-goo,"

which means, "We didn't see anything."

- And I got nothing from the crazy kitty critters

at the Pet Daycare Center, either.

- There must be something that connects all the babies.

[Bo shouting]

- Aw, Baby Goldstar

is just so stinkin' cute.

[sniffs]

Ooh, I mean really stinkin' cute.

- Meh.

- Pee-yoo! He needs a diaper change.

- Don't worry, I'm on it.

Hey, Bo Monkey,

banana peel me.

- [chatters]

- It's the banana changing station.

- Ahh.

- Ta-da!

- Mm, smells banana-fresh.

Thanks, Twist.

- No big "peel." [laughs]

- [humming "Everything You Do Is So Cute"]

- That tune.

- What tune?

- Some of the kitties and puppies

were humming it earlier at the Pet Daycare Center,

and I can't get it out of my head.

It's so catchy.

- Huh, that's weird.

The babies were humming it earlier too.

- The same tune? - [humming happily]

- Baby Goldstar seems to love it.

- Brainstorm.

Maybe that tune has something to do

with everyone and everything turning into cute little babies.

- But how? - Fresh Beats.

all: Reed! - Look, Fresh Beats.

Even Squee Z. Dumpkins, the Queen of Cute,

has been turned into a little baby.

- No bunnies.

Babies!

What's cuter than babies?

- Squee Z. Dumpkins is a baby too?

- Maybe there's clues at her apartment.

- Great idea, Kiki.

Fresh Beats, let's sleuth it up.

- Okay, got eyes on Mailman Marina

with my Banananoculars.

- Twist, what are you doing?

- I'm in disguise as a baby

so that one one will ever know it's me.

Plus, I got a blanket, and it's super comfy.

- Mailman Marina, come in.

- Mailman Marina here.

I'm nearing the building with the package.

- Marina will use her electronic lock

decoder gadget to unlock the front door.

- So we can sneak up to Squee Z.'s apartment

and look for clues.

- And a pillow...

and a stuffy. [yawning]

This blankie makes me want to take a nap.

[snoring]

[electronic beeping]

[lock clicks]

- The door's open. Let's go.

[cheering, laughter]

- Wee-hee-hee!

[laughs]

Best baby bash ever!

- ♪ Everything you do is cute ♪

- Yeah, everybody do The Baby!

[upbeat music]

Hi, bunnies.

Aren't the little babies just so cute?

I have so many playmates.

- Hold it right there, Squee Z.

- Fresh Beats!

Welcome to the party.

- Squee Z., you're the one turning everyone into babies.

- Aren't they the cutest?

Who wants to play patty-cake?

[cheering]

- Ooh, me, I do.

- You're not going to get away with this, Squee Z.

- I already did.

Look, I have so many cute playmates...like you!

- ♪ Everything you do is cute

- Oh, no, not the tune.

- Cover your ears.

- [groans]

- [gasps] - [gasps]

- Uh-oh.

- Too late.

- She turned us into tiny toddlers too.

- Oh, Fresh b*at babies.

Super cute.

Let's make everybody babies.

More, more, more!

- Hmm...huh.

Ah.

all: Ohh.

[bunnies chittering]

- Bunnies, bring back my Cuterer Tuner.

I want more cutie-patootie babies.

More, more, more!

- Uh-oh.

- Ah.

[straining]

- Twist, you're too small.

- I can almost reach it.

Yah!

Wah!

I couldn't reach it.

- Squee Z. Dumpkins,

I don't care how cute we are--

and we are cute.

You turn us back right this second.

- I can't, and I won't.

But mostly I can't without my Cuterer Tuner.

- [crying]

[all crying]

- You're making them cry.

- Oh, no, please, don't cry, babies.

Please!

Grow up!

- Um, uh, that's what we're trying to do.

- Those bunnies took the machine

that's turning everyone into babies.

We have to get it back.

- All right, Fresh b*at Babies,

time to lace it up.

[straining]

I can't lace up my spy shoes.

[crying]

- Aw, don't worry.

I can use my Super-Styler as a jet pack.

Ooh, it's too heavy.

I can't hold it.

Ooh.

- I want to help you on your cute-tastic rescue mission.

- But you did this.

- But I didn't mean to hurt my cute fuzzy bumpkins' feelings.

I love them.

Please?

Please, please, please, please?

- Fresh Beats, a moment please.

[indistinct whispering]

Okay, you can come.

But you have to help us turn everyone back.

- Yay! Let me go get ready.

Time to cute it up, cuties!

- Using bunny radar on my Spy Watch,

we should be able to track the bunnies

and get that machine back.

- All right, Fresh b*at Band of Babies,

let's rock and roll.

- Baby Kiki on...

Ooh, ooh.

I'm so little, I'm scooting right off my scooter seat--wah!

- Baby Marina on...

I can't reach the pedals.

How am I supposed to drive?

- Uh, guys?

My Double Pogo to Go-Go is a no-go till I grow-grow.

- Baby Shout on...

hover board party!

[all shout]

- Whoa.

Baby madness has spread throughout the city.

- There are babies in the street!

- I don't see any bunnies.

[babies laughing]

- There are babies riding rides.

- [giggling]

- Wah-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- There are babies all over the museum.

- Wahoo! [laughs]

Whoa! Ah!

- Aw, no bunnies, just mummies.

- We can't stop now.

We've got to find those bunnies.

- This is all my fault.

I just wanted the ultimate in ultra-cuteness.

Where are you, my little fuzzy bumpkins?

- There's babies on the beach.

- Ah!

- Bunny radar says we're close to the bunnies.

- Down there.

Bunny paw prints.

- Whoa-ah-ah, ouch.

- Ugh. - Ow.

- Not cute. - I'm hurt.

- Shout-sitting. - Oh, brother.

- Bunny paw prints seem to stop right here.

- [gasps]

Does anybody else hear that?

- Hear what, Twist?

- [babbles indistinctly]

- Ha, my Bananaphone will help.

Aha! Just as I thought.

- What is it?

- A little help, Bo Monkey?

- Ta-da! - My Cuterer Tuner!

You found it!

[dance music plays, stops]

- The bunnies buried it in the sand to hide it.

- They were a little jealous of the cute babies.

That's so cute.

I heart bunnies.

[gasps]

My fuzzy bumpkins!

Oh, my cutie-wutie fuzzy bumpkins.

I missed you.

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

You're the sweetest super cute bunnies ever.

- Little Squee Z. D., we found your bunnies.

You promised you'd help turn all the babies back.

- Oh, all right.

To make all the babies big again,

you need to play the Cuterer Tuner tune different.

- Play the tune different?

Well, that means...remix!

Come on, Fresh b*at Band of Babies!

[records scratching]

- ♪ The way you smile, the way you laugh ♪

♪ You know you got it like that ♪

- Remix! - ♪ Goo-gah, goo-gah

♪ So cute, goo-gah, goo-gah

♪ You steal my heart, it's off the chart ♪

♪ That's just the way you are ♪

♪ It's true, uh-huh, uh-huh, so cute ♪

- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh

- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh

- ♪ So cute, so cute, whoo!

♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ You are the one that makes me smile ♪

♪ You're cute ♪

♪ Cute

- ♪ The way you glow and the bounce in your step ♪

- ♪ Makes me... - ♪ Jump up and down

♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪

- ♪ Yeah yeah

- ♪ Your hello lifts me up to the sky ♪

♪ And warms me up inside ♪

♪ Oh yeah

- ♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ You are the one that makes me smile ♪

♪ You're cute ♪

♪ Cute

- ♪ The way you jump, the way you dance ♪

♪ You know you got me like that ♪

- ♪ It's true ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh uh-huh

- ♪ So cute, cute, cute

- ♪ Let's go! ♪

- ♪ Everything you do is cute

♪ So warm and fuzzy

♪ Adorable and lovable too

♪ You know you got me

♪ You are the sun and you're smiling down ♪

♪ You're cute ♪

♪ So cute

♪ You're so cute ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh - ♪ So cute, yeah, yeah

- ♪ I heart you

♪ Ooh-oo-ooh

♪ You know it's true ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh

♪ I heart you

♪ You're so cute ♪ - Ahh!

- ♪ You're so cute ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Way to rock, Fresh Beats.

Your tune helped turn all the babies back

in time for the concert.

I owe you all a very special thanks.

It's not easy being commissioner and a baby.

- Aw, Baby-- I mean, Commissioner Goldstar,

it was no big deal.

- Yeah, 'cause we were so little.

[laughter]

- Where's Squee Z. Dumpkins?

- Well, since she helped you turn all the babies back,

she gets to have her own special day with her bunnies.

all: Squee!

- I heart bunnies.

So cute.

[laughter]

- What a great ride.

- What a great concert.

- What a great day.

- And it goes a little something like this.

- ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ La la-la-la la la

♪ Great day, great, great day ♪

♪ Great day ♪

- And it goes a little something like this.

- Oh, yeah!
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