01x11 - Bo's Birthday Bash

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x11 - Bo's Birthday Bash

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(all) ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

[upbeat music]

Go, Monkey. Bo Monkey.

It's your birthday. It's your birthday.

We're partying like it's your birthday.

'Cause it is...

Your birthday!

[excited muttering]

Ooh, wow!

Nice moves.

[mumbling]

[laughs] Wow, Bo Monkey.

Look at all your presents.

[mumbling]

I made you your favorite dessert,

a banana-filled banana cake

with banana frosting and banana covered bananas.

[excited mumbling]

All right, time to cake it up!

You mean eat it up.

[laughs] Yes I do.

Where's Twist?

I don't know.

He said he was coming with a big surprise.

[jabbering]

[horn blowing]

[meringue music]



[excited mumbling]



(Shout) Shoutstanding!

It's a birthday conga!

[all laughing]

(Marina) It's a birthday conga!

[laughter]

[door slams]

- Huh? - What?

[grunts]

[mumbling]

Locked?

Why did twist lock the door?

Maybe he's setting up the big surprise.

[air rushing]

Ow!

Look who slipped in with the greatest birthday present ever!

[muttering]

Sorry I'm late.

I had a little trouble with the zipper on my costume.

Aren't you out by the pool

getting a big surprise ready for Bo Monkey?

Ahh, no, don't think so.

Nope, definitely right here.

If you're in here in a banana costume,

who's out there in a banana costume?

I could not tell you.

We'd better find out. Come on!

[spy music]



[gasps]

Oh, no!

I don't believe it!

[muttering]

(Marina) Bo Monkey's party is gone!

Completely gone.

All those presents.

And, Bo Monkey, your cake.

[angry muttering]

Ooh, that guy in the banana suit

must have taken everything.

Hmm? Wait, guy in a banana suit?

I'm innocent!

No, I mean the other guy in the other banana suit.

Whew! That's good, 'cause if I stole Bo's party,

I would never forgive my big yellow self.

This is terrible.

Yeah, we wanted to give Bo Monkey

the greatest birthday party ever.

But this is the greatest birthday party never.

[muttering]

Poor Bo Monkey.

Don't worry, Bo Monkey.

We'll get your birthday party back.

Yeah, the Fresh b*at Band of Spies is on the case.

- [beeping] - Our spy watches!

Fresh Beats!

(all) Reed!

Meet me at the music store.

I have an important mission for you.

On our way!

[upbeat music]



Reed?

[muttering]

- Whoa! - Fresh Beats!

[screaming]

Nice!

Bo Monkey's party isn't the only one that's gone missing.

Parties are being stolen all over town.

Look!



Whoo! Ahh!

[groans]

Okay, I'm good

but this peel is slippery.

A costumed criminal has been craftily creeping

into the city's celebrations.

Fun went extinct at the natural history museum's

dancing dino party.

[party horn blows]

Wha--!

[cries]

(Reed) It was a king-size catastrophe

when the party crasher crashed

the knights in shining armor party.

[party horn blows]

Huh?

[cries]

(Reed) And everyone got ants in their pants

when a giant ant att*cked

a primo polite picnic party in the park.

[party horn blows]

Oh, dear.

This is most upsetting.

[cries]

Ugh, that is so mean.

Who would do a thing like that?

That's your mission, Fresh Beats.

Find out who the mysterious party crasher is,

where the stolen goodies are,

and how to stop this party pilferer once and for all.

And?

Oh, and get Bo Monkey's party back too, of course.

Uh-huh.

This is a job for the Fresh b*at Band...

[spy music]

(all) Of spies.

Okay Fresh b*at Band,

time to spy it up.

[excited muttering]

[spy music]



Um, Twist?

Yes?

A banana costume?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just still having trouble with the zipper.



Kiki on scooter!

Shout on hover board!

Marina on turbo-wheeler!

Twist on double pogo to go-go!

Come on, Bo Monkey!

[excited jabbering]

Whoa, uh, wait for me!

It's hard to run in a banana costume.

Yeah, I don't know how the bananas do it.

Sticky zipper.

Okay.

[muttering]

[zipping]

Thanks buddy.

[muttering]

Let's bounce.

Hey, wait!

[loud rock music]

[evil laughter]

Yay!

(both) Yay!

(all) Yay!

Von home!

(cheerleaders) Yay!

Here is the champ!

(cheerleaders) Von Winnerchamp!

I'll steal your party without a...

(all) Cramp!

Roll it home without a...

(all) Ramp!

They should put my face on a postage...

Stamp, stamp, stamp!

(cheerleaders) Oh, stamp!

'Cause I'm Champ von Champ von Winnerchamp.

(cheerleaders) He's Champ von Champ von Winnerchamp!

Von Winning!

(cheerleaders) Yay!

So would anyone very much like to know

why I am von collecting all these party decorations

and gifts and so forth?

(cheerleaders) Why, why, why?

[laughs] I'm so glad you von asked.

Because there is nothing better than a party,

and so I am going to throw the biggest party ever.

No one will have a party bigger than my party!

Okay, now von cheer.

(cheerleaders) Yay!

[grunting]

[door bell rings]

Ooh, the mail is von here.

I love the mail!

[giddy mumbling]

von ooh, an invitation.

Who could this be from? I wonder very much.

Oh, von boy, it's from me!

Champ von Champ von Winnerchamp!

I am invited to my biggest party ever.

Aww.

[kissing]

Par-tay!

So who's our chief suspect for the party crasher?

Huh, hard to say.

Whoever stole the party supplies

wore a costume covering their face.

(Marina) Brainstorm!

When I need a disguise,

I head to Connie's Costume Closet!

Let's check there!

Sweet! And while we're there,

I can exchange this banana costume

for one with a better zipper.

[excited mumbling]

Let's ask Connie if anyone's rented a banana,

a dinosaur, a knight, and a giant ant costume.

Connie, we're looking for a crook

who commits crimes in costume.

Sounds like a clever criminal.

Uh, excuse me, has anybody seen my mummy?

[groaning]

Has someone rented a banana, a dinosaur, a knight,

and a giant ant costume from you?

Let's see...

Yes!

Shoutstanding!

Orange you glad we squeezed into these?

[laughing]

This customer rented all those costumes,

and a ship's captain costume.

Well that's weird, Reed didn't show us

a party crasher in a captain costume.

[excited muttering]

Brainstorm!

The ship's captain could be the party crasher's next costume!

For his next crime!

[muttering]

Huh, but what party would they wear a captain's costume to?

Well, Three Directions is playing

on the party boat tonight.

I know I'll be there.

Wee-ha!

The thief could definitely wear

a captain's costume to a boat party.

That could be the next party he's going to steal!

To the pier!

- Here it is! - Oh, there's the party boat!

[giggles] It's party time.

I can't believe Three Directions

is playing on the party boat.

(von Winnerchamp) Excuse me, pardon.

Make way, gangway, excuse me, pardon me.

Could you-- could you move?

Move please!

Make way. Make way for the captain.

Oh, captain.

Can we board the party boat now, please?

Not yet.

No one boards the party boat except me, the captain.

See, I'm the captain

of this very small crew.

(cheerleaders) Yay!

(von Winnerchamp) I hereby proclaim this ship

to be the von Winnerchamp party boat!

[engine rumbles]

Bon voyage!

[horn honks]

Wait! That's our boat!

Yeah, come back with our party!

Whoa!

[splash]

I'm good!

[spy music]

(Marina) There's the pier.

- Our party boat! - Ugh, he took our party.

Excuse me, did a guy in a captain's uniform come by here?

Yeah! He just sailed away on our party boat.

Can you believe it?

We need to find that boat!

Maybe we can hear where the boat is with my banana phone.

[beeping]

[radar beeping]

[upbeat pop music]

Yup, I hear Three Directions

but someone else is singing too.

[von Winnerchamp singing]

I'm Champ von Champ von Winnerchamp

and I'm throwing the biggest party ever.

No one will have a bigger party than me!

(all) Yay!

Guys, the party thief is Winnerchamp!

[all gasp]

You mean Champ...

von Champ...

von Gingersnap?

I mean Winnerchamp?

We've got to get to that party boat.

Come on, it's time for aqua mode.

[excited muttering]



[splash]

Yes, it's the biggest party ever!

Yay!

Can you believe my good luck

getting Three Directions to perform

at my biggest party ever?

Whoo! I'm von geeking out.

I still hear them.

Party boat should be in this direction.

[Bo Monkey mumbles]

And now it is time for the party games of the biggest party ever.

Okay, who will win musical chair?

Let's meet our player, it's von Winnerchamp!

Okay play, Three Directions, play.

I still can't believe they're really here.

[playing Pop Goes the Weasel]



Oh! I win! Von Sitting!

(all) Yay!

Whew! Somebody fruit punch me.

Mmm.

[sighs]

We're close.

The party boat should be around here somewhere.

Hmm, I'll try my googly goggles.

[beeping]

[gasps] We're almost there!

[laughter]

And the winner of the best bounce house

best bouncing contest is...

Me, Champ von Champ von bouncing champ!

(all) Bouncing bouncing bouncing champ!

This next party activity is very von special

because everyone gets to play!

(all) Yay!

Yes, that's von right.

It's time for the big freeze dance off.

(all) Yay!

Okay my friends of many directions, play, please.

[upbeat music]



Remember, when the music stops,

freeze, or you are von losing.

[record scratch]

[grunting]

(all) Yay.

Whoopsie!

Oh, too bad. You all moved.

Which means that, once again,

I am Champ von Champ von freeze dance champ!

Von freezing and von winning!

[all groaning]

Found it!

Good job banana phone.

[upbeat dance music]

That party's pretty loud.

I'll set my spy watch on megaphone.

[electronic beeping]

Champ von Champ von Winnerchamp

we've got you surrounded.

Give up, return the party boat,

Three Directions, and all the party supplies.

[muttering]

Oh yeah.

Especially Bo Monkey's cake and presents.

The Fresh Beats.

In the ocean?

And you want me to surrender?

Nobody crashes Champ von Champ von Party Champ's

biggest party ever!

Permission to come aboard denied!

Coming aboard anyway.



Oh, so it's a surprise party, huh?

Well here's a surprise.

Cheerleaders, launch pom-poms!

- Yay! - Oh, look out!

[laughs] Some parties have goodie bags.

I prefer my not-so-goody bag.

- [party horn blows] - Whoa!

[splash]

- [party horn blows] - Hey!

(von Winnerchamp) Ha-ha!

Auf wieder-catch you later!

Ha!

[groans]

[grunting]

Hi-ya!

[splash]

Ooh! I am having a von ball!

[grunting]

Sweet!

- [excited jabbering] - Thanks, Bo,

This just became a going away party,

because it is time for you to go away!

[screaming]

Whoa!

Auf Wieder-Ciao, baby.

[splash]

Fresh Beats, time to retreat.

Retreat? I can't believe we're giving up.

Von Winnerchamp still has Bo Monkey's cake and presents!

[muttering]

(Marina) We're not giving up. I have a new plan.

Follow me!

[engines roaring]

Ha! Looks like Fresh Beats are completely beaten

by me, Champ von Champ von b*ating you!

[motors putting]

Von whee!

Higher! Higher! You must throw me even higher!

[giggling] Whee!

Oh, von what is that?

A present for me?

Let me down!

Look at that present.

So big, so present-y!

Oh, I hope this works.

It's got to.

UPS: Ultimate Present Service.

Special present delivery for Champ von Champ von Partychamp!

Oh! I am Champ von Champ von Partychamp. That's me.

Get that present up here right away!

(all) Yay!

[electronic beeping]

(all) Present, present, present.

Yay!

Oh, big present, big present.

I can hardly wait to von open it.

[electronic beeping]

(Shout) Oh, that's right. Open it.

Open it!

Ha-ha, Ooh, but wait a von moment.

Such a big box.

Could Fresh b*at band of spy people

be hiding inside, waiting to jump out and capture me?

Cheerleaders, could you von open this big present for me please?

(all) Yay!

(von Winnerchamp) Ooh, look.

A tiny present inside of the big present

that I thought was filled with Fresh b*at band of spies.

Oh, I am von loving this.

Marina, now!

[beep]

Ooh, I have the lovely little present.

But I am trapped in the big present.

No!

Champ von Champ von trapped.

Got him!

(Shout) Yes!

Now we need to return all the party supplies

and get some parties started.

[all cheering]

(von Winnerchamp) Here you go, little kids.

Sorry for stealing your dancing dinosaur party.

I put it back.

(both) Yay!

Yay!

Sorry for stealing your knight in shining armor party.

I put it back.

(both) Yay!

(all) Yay!

Sorry for stealing your premium picnic party.

I put it back.

(both) Yay!

Oh, yay!

And now there's one last party to give back.

(all) Bo Monkey's birthday party!

[excited muttering]

[upbeat music]



[excited muttering]

Ha-ha. Nice job, Fresh Beats.

You caught the party crasher, rescued Three Directions,

and saved Bo Monkey's birthday party.

Whoop, whoop!

Thanks, Commissioner Goldstar.

Hey, great costume by the way.

Oh, but watch out for the zipper.

Gets a little sticky.

What's gonna happen to von Winnerchamp?

Oh, I found just the right job for him.

[heavy breathing, gasping]

[panting] Von very, very tired.

What a great mission.

What a great party!

What a great birthday.

[upbeat pop music]

It's Bo Monkey party time!

[heavy inhale]

(Fresh b*at Band) ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ We had a great day

♪ The very best day

♪ And nothing could be better

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ All the music we'll play

♪ It's always a great day

♪ And nothing could be better

♪ Any time we get together

♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ Here we go, come on

♪ We had a great day

♪ The very best day

♪ Here we go, come on

♪ And nothing could be better

♪ We'll sing

♪ Here we go, come on

♪ And we'll play

♪ We'll play

♪ We'll kick it

♪ It's a real great day

♪ Our way

♪ We'll hip-hop

♪ And pop

♪ The music party won't stop

♪ Great day

♪ It's a great, great day

♪ Great Day

♪ And it goes a little something like this, this, this ♪

♪ Great day

♪ Great great day

♪ Great day

♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ We had a great day

♪ The very best day

♪ With friends it's always better ♪

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

[excited muttering, content sigh]

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Great day

♪ Great, great day

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah
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