01x12 - Fake Fresh Beats

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fresh b*at Band of Spies". Aired: June 15, 2015 – February 24, 2016.*
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01x12 - Fake Fresh Beats

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[all] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ [span tts:fontStyle="italic"]Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

[bell ringing]

[siren blaring]

Rubberface Rudy escaped!

The man of a million faces?

The mad master of mysterious disguises?

That's the one.

Everyone report to the Chief's office right away!

[rapid mumbling]

Rubberface Rudy, you've done it again.

Face it.

I am amazing!

[smooches]

[upbeat music]

[Twist] ♪ Are you r-r-r-r-ready?

♪ Move it, move it

- ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh - ♪ Hey!

- ♪ Here we go! - ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ We've got a green light ♪

♪ We're gonna take a ride ♪

♪ Come on!

♪ What are you waiting for?

♪ It's time to move it ♪

♪ It's time to groove it ♪

♪ Are you ready?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold up, Fresh Beats!

[Bo chatters]

[all] Our spy watches!

Fresh Beats! Report to headquarters.

I've got a mission for you.

It could be your toughest one yet.

We're on it, Reed.

Fresh Beats to headquarters.

Let's go!

Reed?

Fresh Beats!

[all scream]

Commissioner Goldstar has an urgent message for you.

[electronic whirring, buzzing]

[mysterious music]



Ha, ha!

[thuds] Oof!

Every single time.

[electricity zaps]

Fresh Beats,

we need your help to find...

Rubberface Rudy.

- Whoo. - The man of a million faces?

The mad master of mysterious disguises?

That's the one.

He's escaped,

and the police can't find him anywhere.

Your mission: find Rubberface Rudy.

Rubberface Rudy always disguises himself

for his crimes.

This is how he robbed the skateboard store.

[rapid mumbling]

This is how he robbed the baby store.

[crying]

[rapid mumbling]

[laughs evilly]

And this is how he robbed the history museum.

[rapid mumbling]

Rawr!

[Shout] Oh, he's good.

Rubberface Rudy can pretend to be anyone.

He could be someone in this very room.

Um...

Twist?

Yes, Kiki?

If that's who you really are.

Ears look like Kiki,

nose looks like Kiki,

hair, just like Kiki,

but how can you prove that you're Kiki?

Um...

♪ This is how Kiki sings!

Okay, you're Kiki all right.

Hmm.

Uh, Bo Monkey?

[yelps] I'm the real Twist.

Ooh!

Seriously. I am.

Ah!

Okay, let go.

Sorry, Twist.

How are we going to find him

if he can make himself

look like anyone or anything?

This is a mission for the Fresh b*at Band...

[all] Of Spies.

Time to spy it up!

Ooh-ooh!

[intense music]

[watches beeping]



Okay, fake Fresh Beats, put on your disguises.

Time to rob it up! [laughs]

[rapid mumbling]

Twist disguise, on!

Marina disguise, on!

Kiki disguise, on!

Ah, the Fresh b*at Band.

What can I do for you today?

We'll take that.

And that. Thank you.

[stutters] But you can't rob us!

You're the Fresh b*at Band!

That's right.

The Fresh b*at Band...

[all] Of bank robbers.

Shoutstanding...

bank robbery!

[Rubberface laughs evilly]

No one will ever trust those musical spies again.

[rapid mumbling]

[laughs]

Soon we'll be able to commit all the crimes we want

without ever having to worry about

the Fresh b*at Band.

Face it.

I'm a genius.

Arrrgh!

'Tis a fine scheme, so say I,

Captain Arrrgh!

♪ The most feared singing pirate captain ♪

♪ In the world!

[clucks]

Me chicken, Poulet, agrees.

Yi-Haw! [laughs]

Rubberface, I'm happier

than a bucket of beans to be in your posse!

What do you say, Snort?

[snorts, neighs]

[laughs evilly] Von Winning!

[Snort neighs]

Um, not a big von deal,

but when I, Champ von Champ von...

Marina Champ, agreed that my beautiful mansion

could be our von lair, I did not expect

von chickens und horses!

[splat]

Und eggs!

Guess the yolk's on you, Champy!

Von harrumph.

One more big robbery will make sure

the Fresh Beats go away for a good, long time.

So hold onto the disguises I gave you,

and keep working on your Fresh b*at voices!

Boy howdy!

Arrrgh!

Auf wieder-jailed!

[all laughing evilly]

[splat]

Ugh!

Are you von kidding me?

Everyone is talking about the Fresh b*at band...

Guys, look. She's talking about us!

Ha! Shoutstanding!

Because they're wanted for robbing a bank.

Shoutrageous!

Whoa! We robbed a bank?

That wasn't very nice.

Twist, we did not rob a bank.

Oh, yes, they did!

The footage from the bank security camera

clearly shows the Fresh b*at Band.

Shoutstanding... bank robbery!

Shout!

You did rob a bank!

That wasn't me!

It just looked like me...

and sounded like me.

And said "shoutstanding" like you.

That's a lot of "like yous".

Wait, but who could make themselves

look and sound exactly like Shout?

[ding]

Rubberface Rudy!

He's the man of a million disguises.

Oh, this is terrible.

People think we're robbers.

We have to prove we didn't do it.

Well, the best way to do that is to catch the real robbers.

Let's go see if they left any clues at the bank.

But everyone thinks we just robbed that bank.

You're right, Kiki.

We're gonna have to search for clues...

undercover.

[Marina] All right.

I'm a janitor,

Kiki's a window-cleaner,

and Shout's a wrestling fan.

Twist, where's your disguise?

Prepare to be amazed.

[span tts:fontStyle="italic"]Voila!

We're a very tall, very dapper,

mustached monkey man.

[yelps]

Ow! [chuckles]

With bellybutton eyes.

[Marina] Here we are!

Just some regular old, ordinary bank customers.

Here to do some totally normal banking.

Yep!

Bankity, banky, bank, bank, bank, bank.

[chattering, repeating Twist]

[whispers] Find something?

An egg.

[chatters]

So we're looking for a bank-robbing

Easter Bunny.

I did not see that coming.

Ooh, a feather!

[electronic whirring]

Hey, Marina!

Ooh. Whatcha doin'?

Copying the security tape so we can give it

a closer look.

[chattering]

Got it. Fresh Beats, let's go!

- Got it. - Right behind you.

Whoa, whoa!

[screams] Ah!

That man's head just fell off!

And it's a... monkey!

[bank teller] That's the Fresh b*at Band of bank robbers!

They're trying to rob the bank again!

Help! Police!

[whoosh]

[panting]

Reed!

Fresh Beats!

[all] Reed!

The whole city thinks you robbed that bank.

We know.

We've got to clear our names.

And soon!

We found some clues at the bank.

I found this egg.

Looks like a chicken egg,

but let's make sure.

Sweet! So do we sit on it

and keep it warm till it hatches?

First dibs!

No!

I'll use the egg detector.

[electronic buzzing, beeping]

Definitely a chicken egg.

Oh, then this is definitely a chicken feather.

Why would anyone bring a chicken to the bank?

Maybe the security tape will help.

[electronic whirring]

[Shout] Freeze it!

Let's zoom in.

Look, on the tail!

It looks like another feather.

Hmm... so we found a chicken egg

and a chicken feather,

and the fake monkey has a feather on it...

I totally see where you're going with this.

It must be a mutant half-monkey, half-chicken alien

from another planet.

Or, it's a chicken disguised as a monkey!

[laughing] Okay.

Now, that's bananas.

Brainstorm!

We'll use the chicken recognition system.

Kiki, put the feather on the scanner.

[electronic buzzing]

[clucking]

[ding]

[gasps] That's it!

Poulet!

The chicken who belongs to Captain Arrrgh?

♪ The most feared singing pirate captain in the world! ♪

So the guy pretending to be me is a fierce pirate captain?

Yeah, I can totally see that.

Rubberface Rudy and Captain Arrrgh:

two of the world's worst bad guys teaming up together.

Fresh Beats! It's Commissioner Goldstar.

Get over to the diamond store.

It's urgent!

Another robbery?

Must be!

Let's go get those imposters.

Good luck, Fresh Beats!

[rapid mumbling]

That will bring those spies running.

Okay, fake Fresh Beats, get in that diamond store

and grab all the diamonds you can carry.

[sings] Von Grabbing!

And soon the real Fresh Beats will be behind bars.

[rapid mumbling]

Face it.

I'm a genius.

May we help?

That's the Fresh b*at band of robbers!

[yells] Ah!

[sings] You're absolutely right!

This here's a robbery, y'all.

Time to steal it up!

You'll never get away with this!

Too small, too small...

I want the biggest von diamond!

I be wantin' the biggest collection of diamonds

♪ In the world!

I say we steal the whole store.

Shh! Let's go!

Out the back door!

[Poulet clucks]



[ding]

[cluck]



Oh, they're back!

They always return to the scene of the crime.

So soon?

Get out of here, you Fresh b*at Band of robbers!

No, no, no!

We're here to save you, not rob you.

Who did this?

You did.

You lassoed us and stole our diamonds.

Hey! Looks like they dropped a diamond.

And these bags for carrying their loot.

[chatters]

Hold it right there, Fresh Beats.

Oh, Commissioner Goldstar!

What is going on here?



This does not look good.

Commissioner!

Arrest these robbers!

Commissioner, we didn't do this.

It was the fake Fresh b*at Band.

Rubberface Rudy, Captain Arrrgh, and two other villains.

[clucks]

Yuck!

And Captain Arrrgh's fierce chicken, Poulet,

dressed as Bo.

Four criminals? Working together?

This is serious.

They're trying to make it look like we're the robbers.

Hmm.

I believe you're innocent, Fresh Beats.

[Fresh Beats sigh]

But the rest of the city thinks you're crooks.

You have to catch these fake Fresh Beats,

or I'll have to arrest you.

Here. Take this gold star.

It's how I'll know you're the real

Fresh b*at Band of Spies.

Don't worry, Commissioner Goldstar,

we'll solve this case and clear our names.

Yeah! We'll, uh, uh--

How are we gonna catch them?

Hmm. Time to disguise it up!

Time now for the

Muse and Cruise Newsy-News News Crew

with Jack Muse and Jackie Cruise!

I'm Jack Muse.

And I'm Jackie Cruise.

Our top story, the Fresh b*at Band

has been found completely

and totally innocent

of the bank and diamond store robberies.

That's right, Jackie.

Instead of being arrested, they're giving a big free

charity toy drive concert at the amusement park tomorrow.

How nice.

So make sure you come down for the totally innocent

Fresh b*at Band's big free charity toy concert

at the amusement park tomorrow.

Von terrible!

How can that newslady say the Fresh Beats are innocent?

The police are supposed to think

they robbed the bank and the diamond store!

Arrrgh!

This makes me...

♪ The most angry singing pirate captain ♪

♪ Disguised as a spy

♪ In the world!

[clucks]

Hey, that's my ultra-gigantic television!

Your von plan is not von working!

[rapid mumbling]

[chuckles]

My plan is von working.

Where did Rudy go?

And why am I there,

when I am here?

Not there.

Wait a minute.

You aren't me.

You are you pretending to be me.

Are you von certain?

Uh, no?

Yes! Yes, I am von sure I am von me.

I von think.

You are making my von brain hurt.

[rapid mumbling]

Ha, ha! Fooled ya!

Face it. I'm a genius.

What's the big deal?

We put on our Fresh Beats disguises one more time,

[rapid mumbling]

go to the concert, and we make them look so bad

they'll go to jail for a long time.

So who's ready to rock and roll?

♪ Me, me, me, me!

Rock und roll!

Yee-haw!

This is great.

We'll catch those crooks

and collect lots of toys for kids.

[male announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the Fresh b*at Band!

Oh, I love that band!

Wait. That band is us.

Must be the fake Fresh Beats. Let's go!

[crowd murmuring indistinctly]

[cheering]

Heh. Thank you!

Thanks for bringing all these toys.

We're gonna make sure they get to very special boys and girls.

Like us!

Thank you very much! Lasso!

Yee-haw!

Hardy-har-har-har!

Fog cannon!

Ar-har-har!

[audience coughing]

Let's go!

[audience coughing]

The Fresh b*at Band

took all the toys with them!

[audience talking all at once]

Oh, we missed the fake Fresh Beats!

They already took off with the toys.

[audience member] It's them!

- Give us the toys back! - What's going on?

This isn't how it looks!

We'll get those toys back.

And we'll be back to play a great concert.

We promise.

[audience member] Why'd you do that?

[rapid mumbling]

This way!

This way!

They're over there!

[woman over radio] Keep an eye out for the Fresh b*at Band.

If you see 'em, grab 'em!

Loud and clear, over and out.

[thud]

[all] [grunts]

[rapid mumbling]

Hold it right there!

The Fresh b*at Band, you're wanted for robbery.

Officer, I can explain everything, you see--

Good job, officer!

You got 'em!

What is going on here?

Oh, I'm seeing double.

Those guys are fakes.

We're the real Fresh Beats.

You are?

Absolutely!

Then you're under arrest, you can go.

Wait. No. Wait. What?

Look. Those are the bad guys.

We're the good guys.

Good guys don't rob banks and diamond stores.

Where'd they go?

Commissioner Goldstar,

I've got the Fresh Beats right here.

The real Fresh b*at Band!

Let 'em go.

They're after a g*ng of serious criminals.

[Fresh Beats] Thanks, Commissioner!

I need a vacation.

Quick, in here!

[rapid mumbling]

[intense music]



There they go!

We're gonna need that lasso again.

I'm as ready as a buckin' bronco on rodeo day.

They got off the Ferris wheel!

[grunts] Got it!

Now we pull!

Von pulling!

Anchors away!

[rope snaps]

[all] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[all] [groaning]

Oh, come on,

let's get 'em!

[all] Oof!

[all] [groaning]

[groans]

[chatters]

Come on! We'll lose 'em in the fun house!

[suspenseful music]



Hmm?

Oh, pretending to be a mirror,

eh, Captain Arrrgh?

[chatters]

Right. And Poulet?

Gotcha!

Ho-ho, pretty clever.

But not clever enough!

[laughs evilly]

I did not see that coming.

[Twist] ♪ Move it, move it

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ Hey!

♪ Here we go

♪ Stand up It's time to go ♪

♪ On your mark Get set ♪

♪ Let's move ♪

[groans]

If we're going to catch those crooks,

we're gonna need more speed!

Turbo power? Coming up!

Thanks to my turbo-nana!

[electronic buzzing]

[all] Whoo!

They are von gaining on us!

Captain Arrrgh,

time to make an egg-scape!

Aye, aye!

Lay it on 'em, Poulet.

[clucks]

[splat]

♪ It's time to move it ♪

♪ It's time to groove it ♪

♪ Are you ready?

♪ 'Cause here we go ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh

That's enough!

Von losing control!

[all] Whoa!

They're going off the track!

We've got to follow them!

[Bo chatters nervously]

[all yelling]

Oh, no!

The gold star!

Now how will we prove that we're the real Fresh Beats?

Time for a change!

[rapid mumbling]

[thuds]



Commissioner Goldstar, those are the crooks

who robbed the bank and the diamond store.

Arrest them!

No! Commissioner,

they're the crooks.

They're trying to fool you.

All right, well, who's got the gold star?

[sighs] We lost it.

[groans]

Well, how am I supposed to know

which of you is which?

We'll prove we're the real Fresh Beats.

We challenge these fake Fresh Beats

to a battle of the bands!

Ha, no!

We challenge you

to a battle of the bands!

No, dude. Too late.

We already cha--

[laughs nervously] Arrrgh you ready to rock?

[off-tune] ♪ Hey now, hey now now

♪ No matter what I do

[on-tune] ♪ Hey now, hey now now

♪ I'm always here for you ♪

[off-tune] ♪ Hey now, hey now now

♪ No matter what I do

♪ Hey now, hey now now

Give me that, ugh-- [grunts]

Um...

♪ You need an ear? You can call me ♪

♪ Or you need somebody near? Never fear, man, it's all me! ♪

♪ I'll be there, buddy, really ♪

♪ You need a joke? Knock, knock! ♪

- ♪ Who's there? ♪ - ♪ Me, silly!

- ♪ You need some time - ♪ Tick, tick, we can talk

♪ Round the clock

Clocks and rocks and socks--

Tick around the clock--

♪ 'Cause you've been with me ♪

♪ From the start In the middle of my heart ♪

♪ Hey now, hey now now

[off-tune] ♪ No matter what I do

[on-tune] ♪ Hey now, hey now now

♪ I'll be here for you ♪

♪ Hey now, hey now now

♪ No matter what I do

[all] Whoa!

♪ I'll be here for you ♪

♪ La-la-la-la!

Arrrgh!

[cheering]

Well, audience,

are the real Fresh Beats here?

Aye!

[booing]

Or here?

[applause, cheering]

[all] Yeah!

I agree.

Von Winnerchamp!

Yi-Haw!

And Captain Arrrgh.

[chatters, clucks]

[rapid mumbling]

[Commissioner] Rubberface Rudy,

face it.

Your days of crime are over.

Now, let's hand out those toys.

Face it.

This is a mess.

[crying]

[all screams]

Von dunking...

Whoo-hoo!

[all scream]

♪ The wettest singing pirate captain ♪

♪ In the world!

[spits]

[applause, cheering]

What a great mission!

What a great concert!

[laughs]

What a great day!

[Fresh b*at Band] ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!
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