01x14 - Band of Pirates

[bunniefuu]

[all] ♪ Get your spy on

♪ Spy on

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your spy on

[Twist] How's it going, buddy?

Did he find it?

It has to be there!

This is so exciting!

Uh-huh!

A map to a real pirate treasure!

[excited chattering]

Think we'll find the map, professor?

I've been studying the history

of Pirate Captain McPlunder for years,

and I'm certain that he hid his treasure map

in a special tube directly below this rock.

[water bubbling]

[cackling]

[cackling and clucking]

[clanking and puttering]

[pelicans squawking]

[metallic clang]

[Shout] Hey, I found something!

- I knew it'd be there. [all exclaim]

Sweet! It must be Captain McPlunder's long-lost pirate...

crab?

[chattering]

Ah! [chuckles]

Ah, Okay. Oh, it's got my nose.

You got my nose.

That tickles. That tickles.

[grunting]

Ah-hoo-hoo!

[spitting]

[chuckles] That's better.

[laughs] No! I mean this!

You found it.

Inside this tube is a map to the most valuable pirate treasure

Captain McPlunder ever plundered.

[all] Wow!

[all gasp]

Here it is.

This will lead us straight to the pirate's buried treasure.

[puttering]

[puttering and clanking]

What?

[yells]

[grunts]

The map!

Oh, no, you don't, you little map-stealing,

noisy-flying map stealer.

Whatever you are. Come here!

[puttering and clanging]

[grunting]

[grunts]

Oh, no, you won't!

[both yelling]

Whoo-hoo!

[both yelling]

Whoo-hoo!

Come back!

[puttering and clanging]

The map to the priceless treasure

of Captain McPlunder is...

[sighs] Gone.

Well, it's only half gone.

[adventurous music]

♪

[thud]

[engine revving]

I spent years searching for that map.

I'll never find the treasure now.

Don't worry. We'll find the map for you.

And the treasure.

[Shout] Yeah. That's a promise.

[groaning]

- Fresh Beats! - Reed!

You've got to find the treasure

before whoever stole the other half of the map finds it.

Meet me at the music store.

On our way.

Come on, Fresh Beats!

[pelicans squawk]

[grunting]

Excuse me.

I don't suppose you could give me a hand

or a beak or--

[grunts] Thank you.

[engine roaring]

[adventurous music]

[whimsical music]

[Captain Arrrgh] [singsongy] Oh, Mateys! I'm home!

[all] Arrrgh!

[laughs] Aye, 'tis me, Captain Arrrgh,

and his trusty...

[clucking]

[squawks]

[grunts] His trusty chicken, Poulet.

[squawks]

Aww, Poulet want a pickle?

[clucks and munches]

Captain Arrrgh, wait till you be seeing what we got.

[all chuckling maniacally]

[chuckles maniacally] Be that a real treasure chest?

Sure. Open it and see. [giggles]

Just turn the crank.

[squawking]

Hmm, this be not another one of your silly pranks, eh, matey?

Aww, Captain Arrrgh, would I joke about treasure?

No. [chuckles]

[lullaby music playing]

♪

Arrrgh!

- [screams] - [squawks]

[laughs]

[groans]

Yuck.

[all laughing]

[laughs]

Poulet, now that's funny!

All right, enough fooling around.

Listen up, mateys.

Poulet, give me the beak-box.

[beatbox clucking]

♪ Arrrgh, Arrrgh, Arrrgh, Arrrgh, Arrrgh, Arrrgh, Arrrgh ♪

♪ Your captain, Arrrgh, is here to tell ya ♪

♪ I'm a mean swashbuckler and a sneaky fella ♪

♪ So listen up, mateys, to my pirate rap ♪

♪ Cause your captain, Arrrgh, stole a real... ♪

[Poulet squawks]

A handful of seaweed?

We got lots of seaweed.

No, no, no. A map. I stole a treasure map.

The long-lost treasure map

to Pirate Captain McPlunder's buried treasure!

The most famous plundering pirate captain ever?

[laughs] The very one.

And I've got his map.

But, Captain, it's just half a treasure map.

What?

Arrrgh. Now what do I do?

Well, sir, I was at the top of me half map reading class

at pirate school.

Ooh, what do you think?

I suppose we've got half a chance.

I knew you could do it!

♪ Cause you're the most clever ♪

♪ Map reading first mate in the world! ♪

Let's go find that treasure.

Captain McPlunder stole lots of priceless gems

like the world-famous jewel-bedazzled diamond.

He buried the treasure, and made himself a map to find it with.

But he never went back,

and that treasure remains buried today.

Treasure like that belongs in the museum for everyone to see.

[Kiki] We promised we'd find the treasure.

But we only have half a map.

Look! Half of the X that marks the spot

is on our half of the map.

[Marina] That means the other half of the X

is on the other half of the map!

We have to figure out where the treasure's buried first,

even if we only have half the clues.

Come on, Fresh Beats. We can read a half a map

faster than some thieving half a map stealer.

[chattering]

Fresh Beats, your mission is to figure out the missing clues

and turn the treasure over to the museum

before the map thief finds it and keeps it for himself.

This is a mission for the Fresh b*at Band...

[dramatic musical flourish]

[all] Of spies.

♪

Time to spy it up.

[hoots]

[dramatic music]

♪

Kiki on scooter!

♪

Shout on hover board.

Marina on turbo wheeler.

Twist on Double Pogo to Go-Go!

Come on, Bo Monkey!

Uh-huh!

[grunting]

Hey, wait up. Bo Monkey!

I'm not sure about this map, Fresh Beats.

It doesn't have any street names or buildings

or anything familiar.

Captain McPlunder drew this map a long time ago.

Things looked really different then.

Marina's right.

Are we sure the beach is the first clue?

[relaxed steel drum music]

[water splashing]

Well, that's a fish, and these lines look like waves,

or potato chips.

So, yeah, it's either the beach or a fish and chips stand.

[chatters]

Can you tell where the map leads from here?

Let's see.

If we follow the footprints in this direction...

[screams]

- Twist! - [chatters]

[Twist] Right here.

Sort of.

Down.

[chattering]

Found me.

[all] Twist!

How did this hole get here?

[Twist] Must have come with all the others.

Others?

[mysterious musical flourish]

There are holes all over the beach.

Fresh Beats, I think this mystery

just got a whole lot bigger.

[grunts] No kidding.

That's a big hole.

They should really put a sign on that.

[screams and grunts]

And this one too.

I'm okay.

Who dug all these holes all over the beach?

It looks like lots of people are digging for treasure.

That's it!

With the treasure map torn in half,

it's hard to tell where to dig.

So whoever has the other half of the map

is digging everywhere.

Come on, Fresh Beats.

We have to find that treasure fast.

[boinging]

[engine revving]

[scooter whirring]

[electronic beep]

Fresh Beats, report in if you see anything suspicious.

[hover board whooshing]

Like a wall of fog.

Twist here. Reporting a wall of fog.

Where did all this fog come from?

[jackhammer clanking]

[adventurous music]

[laughs]

Dig, me hearties! Dig!

[spluttering]

Arrrgh. Another empty hole.

Here, Captain. Let me give you a hand.

Thanks. [screams]

Oh, no! Where did me hand go?

Why, thar she blows.

[laughing]

The fake hand trick. [laughs]

Gets 'em every time. [laughing]

[grunts] Arrrgh.

[giggles] Just a little pirate-y fun.

Oh, stop your joking around!

We have to find where Captain McPlunder

buried that treasure before anyone else does.

Trying, Captain, sir,

but 'tis confusing when we're only using half a map.

This drawing looks to be a three-masted sailboat.

But if that were a sailboat,

that would mean these footprints

would be walking us right into Davy Jones' Locker!

Captain Plunder meant for us to walk into the ocean?

[squawking and clucking]

Pipe down, Poulet. Here, have a pickle.

[munches and gulps]

[excited clucking]

Bah! Poulet...

You're a genius! For a chicken, of course.

[clucks]

There's your three-masted sailboat!

Oh, those trees sure be looking like three masts to me!

That's why you're captain, Captain.

Well, that and you've got the loudest voice

and the biggest hat

and the chicken, of course.

Let's go, me hearty!

Okay, according to the half map,

the next place we should go to find the treasure

is a giant birthday candle?

There's no giant candle in town.

Brainstorm!

[grunts]

Back in McPlunder's time,

lighthouses didn't use lightbulbs.

Look! The old lighthouse looks just like a giant candle.

That's the next clue!

Let's go!

Here be the masts-- I mean, trees, sir.

Okay, we need a view from the crow's nest.

But a crow's nest is just on a boat's mast, Captain, sir.

No, me hearty. I mean a real crow's nest.

[crow caws]

"Ooh, become a pirate," me mom said.

"Lots of adventures," she said.

[rapid tapping]

[screams]

[sighs] Let's see. Let's see.

These are the trees.

Shiver me timbers!

The treasure is thataway, Captain.

What?

We go thataway, Captain!

What?

[crow caws] - Whoa!

[screaming]

[boing]

[thuds]

I said we go thataway, Cap'n!

[grunts] You don't have to yell.

I'm right here. Underneath you.

Oh, there you are.

[bright music]

Okay, Twist, where to next?

All right. Looks like we walk in that direction

until we see a thing that looks like...

A thing that looks like, well...

A think that looks like, um...

That looks like...

We have no idea what it looks like.

[chatters]

But whatever it is, at least we know it's that way.

We have to get there fast, before the map thieves do.

Come on!

[adventurous music]

Ooh, the treasure's got to be around here somewhere.

Follow me, matey! Yo-ho-ho!

The footsteps keep going in this direction.

Arrrgh, me hearty.

If we only knew what this last drawing was,

Captain McPlunder's treasure would be ours!

If we only knew what this last drawing was,

we could find the treasure and put it in the museum.

♪

[all yell]

Fresh b*at Band of Spies!

[all] Captain Arrrgh!

You stole the other half of the map.

[all] The map!

[all gasping]

The last clue is...

[all] A diamond!

[Kiki] It must be the diamond rock!

Aye, it must be.

First one to diamond rock will be...

♪ The richest pirate captain in the world! ♪

Treasure, ho, me hearties!

Come on, Fresh Beats.

We got to get that treasure first.

Yeah!

[all yelling]

[grunts]

[man] ♪ Are you r-r-r-r-ready

[woman] ♪ We got a green light, go

♪ We're gonna take a ride ♪

♪ Come on

♪ What are you waiting for?

♪ It's time to move it ♪

♪ It's time to groove it ♪

♪ Are you ready? 'Cause here we go ♪

[man] ♪ Here we go

[panting]

I really got to start working out.

Or maybe just steal things that aren't so far away.

Too late, Captain Arrrgh.

We promised we'd find the treasure for Professor Dubloon.

Not if I find it first.

Then the jewel-bedazzled diamond treasure

will belong to me!

Captain McPlunder stole that treasure.

It belongs in the museum for everyone to enjoy.

There's an old pirate saying, me hearties.

"Treasure finders be keepers. Treasure losers be weepers."

Dig, matey. Dig!

[grunting]

[both grunting]

This treasure sure is buried deep.

We have to be close.

[both grunting]

[metallic thud]

[both] We found the treasure!

[both grunting]

Ooh!

Ooh, there it is!

Captain McPlunder's priceless stolen treasure!

♪ The most valuable pirate treasure in the world! ♪

[grunts]

Sorry, Captain Arrrgh. We found the treasure.

And we're going to put it in the museum where it belongs.

Ah-ah, there's another old pirate saying.

"Stealers keepers!" [laughs]

[puttering and clanking]

Look out!

That noisy little map-stealing whatever it was

is stealing the treasure!

Ha-ha! Fooled ya!

Now the treasure is all mine! [laughs]

And the captain!

Poulet, do it!

[beatbox clucking]

♪ I'm Captain Arrrgh, I've won the day ♪

♪ Watch me back as I sail away ♪

♪ I followed the map and beaten the band ♪

♪ Now I'm the richest pirate in the whole... ♪

[clucking]

♪ Pirate land!

Boo! [splutters]

He's getting away!

I'll get the bus!

Time to lace it up!

[dramatic music]

♪

[grunting] Let go, you pesky landlubber!

Whoa!

Poulet!

[squawks]

[grunts]

Look out below!

[egg splats]

[puttering and clanking]

Wait! Now he's really getting away!

[Kiki] Come on, Fresh Beats.

We'll catch him. Jump in!

[upbeat music]

[woman singing indistinctly]

[woman] ♪ You can count on us

Huh, think they can catch me, eh?

[squawks]

[woman singing indistinctly]

[woman] ♪ Help is on the way

♪ Everybody shout, shout hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Come on

[singing indistinctly]

[motor revving]

Oh, they're good, real good.

Faster, mateys! Faster!

They'll not get this treasure, or I'm not the...

♪ Most clever singing pirate captain in the world! ♪

[motor revving]

Faster, mateys. Faster!

First mate, prepare the defenses!

Aye--ow!

[dramatic music]

♪

[amplified] Give up, Captain Arrrgh.

You can't get away from us.

[amplified] Aye, but I can, and when I outrun ye,

I'll go where you'll never find me.

Your pirate lair?

Yeah--no!

Somewhere else-- a whole different pirate lair.

- Ha. No you're not. - Am too.

It's really far away, and it's not that one,

so don't go looking for me there.

Waste of your time, that'd be.

Oh, the blasted-- fire the fog cannons!

[cannons boom]

Incoming!

[grunts]

[all screaming]

[grunting]

[screams] Snakes on a boat!

Wait. These aren't real snakes.

They're toy snakes. They don't even look real.

[amplified] You're gonna have to try

a little harder than that, Captain Arrrgh!

Ugh, springy snakes, really? What happened to the fog?

Eh, springy snakes are way funnier than fog.

[groans] Fire the other cannon!

[cannons boom]

[all screaming]

[rubber chicken squeaks]

[squeaking]

Huh?

[squeak]

[screams] Chickens! Wait, ha!

Rubber chickens?

[amplified] Okay, now that was funny.

[angry cluck]

Rubber chickens are not funny!

Oh, boy.

Someone needs to look up "funny" on the internet.

[motor revving]

Okay, we're close enough. Ready to board?

Banana grappling hook. Check.

[chatters]

Go, spies. Go!

[dramatic music]

♪

[Shout] Ha! Y'arrrgh, mateys!

Wha-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[water splashes]

[electronic whirring]

[growls]

♪

[grunts]

♪

[splat]

[slurps]

Banana!

♪

[whirring]

[wind whooshing]

♪

[Kiki] We've got you now, Captain Arrrgh!

Hey, give us back the treasure you stole.

Never!

[thuds]

[whistling]

[upbeat music]

[chuckles]

Well, all right, fine.

I know when I'm b*at. The treasure is in there.

Just turn the handle.

♪

[man] ♪ And now you feel the groove, groove ♪

♪ It's time ♪

♪ This ship is gonna move, move ♪

Look out!

[woman] ♪ We're rounding up the crew ♪

Not the dreaded sticky string.

That...is...evil.

[all] ♪ Yo-ho-oh-oh

Time to lace it up!

[all] ♪ Yo-ho-oh-oh

[woman] ♪ Across the seven sea, seas

[all] ♪ Yo-ho-oh-oh

[woman] ♪ So get up on your feet and do your thing ♪

- ♪ Sea song, swashbuckling - Awesome!

[all] ♪ Every pirate has to dance

♪ Shake it, shake it

♪ So strike a pose and take a chance ♪

- Whoo! [both laugh]

Arrrgh!

[all] ♪ Mateys, hoist your main sails ♪

Ahoy, there.

I'll take those.

Hey! You didn't say please!

Please.

And thank you. Marina! Kiki!

[all] ♪ Yo-ho-ah-ho-ee-ho

I've got this one!

Arrrgh!

Sticky and icky and wrapped all around me.

And I've got this one.

[all] ♪ Mateys, hoist your main sails ♪

Hey, whoa.

[crashes]

[man] Arrrgh!

[all] ♪ Yo-ho-ah-ho-ee-ho

Potato chip?

Oh, maybe just one or two.

[grunts]

- Whoa! - Arrrgh!

[pirates grunting]

[chatters]

[all] ♪ Every pirate has to dance

[all groaning]

[whimsical music]

Bo, banana-rang me.

Banana-rang.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

Arrrgh.

♪ I'm the most frustrated ♪

♪ Singing pirate captain in the world! ♪

[groaning]

Whoa! We got it!

Captain McPlunder's treasure!

Someone is going to be very happy to see this.

Now let's get it to where it belongs.

[Professor Dubloon] I can't believe it!

Captain McPlunder's treasure is finally in the museum.

Whoo-hoo! Whee!

Ooh. [clears throat]

It's a dream come true.

Good job, Fresh Beats.

You stopped Captain Arrrgh and saved the treasure.

[laughs] And now it looks like

Captain Arrrgh has something to do besides stealing.

[accordion music]

♪ I be the only singing and joking ♪

♪ And hole-filling pirate captain in the the world! ♪

[shouting]

Arrrgh! [grunts]

[squawks]

What a great adventure.

What a great treasure!

What a great...

[all] Arrrgh!

Day!

[all laughing]

[Fresh b*at Band] ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!