01x18 - Christmas 2.0

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01x18 - Christmas 2.0

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all: ♪ Get your spy on, spy on ♪

♪ You're on a mission with a Twist and Shout ♪

♪ Shout!

♪ Kiki and Marina spy it up to work it out ♪

♪ Out!

♪ Bounce with our sidekick, Bo ♪

♪ Gadgets on the go

♪ Who's the first at the scene of the crime? ♪

♪ Fresh Beats!

♪ Solving the mystery every time ♪

♪ Trouble's no match for the Fresh b*at Band of Spies ♪

♪ Get your hands up high

♪ Find a cool disguise

♪ Fresh b*at Band of Spies

♪ Get your spy on

- ♪ Check it out Joy to the world ♪

♪ And peace on Earth

- ♪ Joy to the world and peace on Earth ♪

- ♪ Come on, everybody, get your yuletide groove on ♪

- ♪ Friends and family come and join us ♪

all: ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

- ♪ Everybody join our chorus

all: ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ Follow us in happy measure

♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ Joy and peace are gifts to treasure ♪

♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ Joy to the world and peace on Earth ♪

♪ Come on everybody get your yuletide groove on ♪

♪ Joy to the world

♪ Come on and rejoice

♪ Joy to the world

♪ Come on and rejoice

♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪

- Christmas eve and these halls have been decked.

- These bells have been jingled.

- Cookies have been baked.

- And Santa Claus is coming to town.

- [chatters]

[all laugh]

- We're ready to rock this Christmas.

- And I'm ready to give some gifts,

because the only thing better than getting presents

is giving them.

- [chattering]

- Whoa. Wait. Whoa.

We haven't wrapped them yet.

- [chattering]

- Ooh, I have to finish wrapping too.

- Me too.

- Fresh b*at Band, let's wrap it up.

- Dog toys for the pups.

- Check.

- Wind-up mouse.

[laughs]

Whoa! Okay.

[shrieks]

[giggles]

It's extra-ticklish for the kittens.

Mud bath in a box for Lil Piggie.

Oh, man, is she gonna love this.

- Uh-huh.

Oh, um...

Be right back.

Hey, Goldie. Look.

It's my secret Santa gifts for each of my pals.

- [barks]

That-- oh, not again.

- [barks]

[chomp]

- Whoa!

I'm good.



- [kiss]

- Cupcakes for Kiki.

The only thing more fun than baking presents

is wrapping presents.

Or maybe tasting presents.

- Twist will never guess what I got him for Christmas.

[laughs]

- [humming]

Ooh. Nice.

I can't wait for you to see what I got you for Christmas.

Twist, bet you won't be able to guess what it is this year.

- Oh, but of course I can, Kiki.

It's all in the shake and sniff.

[sneezes]

Well, it's a nose-tickler, that's for sure.

- Twist, you'll find out tomorrow morning.

- Right! Tomorrow is Christmas!

Ooh, who's ready for bed.

- But, Twist, the sun's still out.

- Yeah, but if we don't go to bed, then Santa won't come.

[snores]

Maybe we'll even meet him this year.

I baked him

totally Twist-tastic banana biscuits.

- Ooh.

- totally Twist-tastic banana biscuits.

- Um...

- Nine biscuits?

Oh, well.

One for every reindeer, and they need the energy.

[all laugh]

[snoring]

[both humming]

[jingling bells]

- Bo, did you hear that?

It's Santa Claus! - Santa!

- Look, there's a new present under the tree.

You know what that means?

Santa came!

- [in robotic voice] Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

Jingle bells. Jingle bells.

- Wait a minute.

That is not Santa!

Come on, Bo.

Bo, there is something seriously wrong with Christmas.

We need the Fresh b*at Band of Spies.

- Uh-huh.

Fresh Beats, wake up.

It's raining Christmas gifts-- ha!

And not in a good way.

Whoo! Help!

- We're on our way.

Ooh. Ha!

- Oh what fun it is--

- Wow, something is really wrong.

- These crazy flying things are dropping presents everywhere.

- Not if we can help it.

- Ta-da!

- Time to lace it up.

[grunts]

- Ho ho ho. - Wait! No!

Fumble!

Whoa!

- Oof!

When's this gift storm gonna let up?

- And what are those flying elf thingies?

- Fresh Beats. all: Reed!

- Christmas has gone cuckoo.

These crazy drones are dropping presents everywhere.

Fresh Beats, you have to find out what's wrong

and save Christmas.

- You got it, Reed.

- This is a job for the Fresh b*at Band...

all: Of spies.

- Fresh Beats, let's spy and fly it up.

[spy music]



- Kiki on Jetpack.

- Shout on Hopper Hover Board.

- Marina on Turbo Flier.

- Twist on Double Peddle Copter to Go-Go.

Come on, Bo Monkey.

- I don't know, Elvis.

I'm usually merrily

up to my beard in tinsel and chimney soot by now.

You're sure Christmas is okay without me?

- Santa. It's me, Elvis.

Your Number One elf three years in a row.

Please, sit back. Relax.

Put your feet up.

- Ho ho!

- Roast some chestnuts on the open fire app.

The Elf Aero Christmas

is taking care of this year's

high tech Christmas as we speak.

- If you say so.

I do look forward to delivering gifts each year.

And seeing if I can squeeze

the old bowl full of jelly

down the chimneys one more time.

- Handled!

The Elf drones will fit down any chimney.

- And reading the letters.

"Dear Santa,"

"I would like a lollipop doll, if that's not too hard to make."

"Lots, lots, lots, lots, lots of love, Lily."

[laughs]

What a cutie.

- Handled.

Elf sends a semi-personal email

to every kid that writes you.

- Racing to deliver every present before sunrise

and just making it to the last house in the Saint Nick of time.

[laughs]

Oh, well, maybe your way is better.

- People today want a no-fuss, no-muss Christmas.

The Elf can do it all, from wrapping to delivery.

Welcome to Hashtag Christmas ..

- Uh, they won't miss hearing, "ho, ho, ho"?

- Handled.

Elf is equipped with a new robo "ho, ho, ho."

- [computerized] Ho, ho, ho.

- Well, I guess the elves and I could use a night off.

- Whoa.

- You heard the big guy; take the night off.

Elf Aero Christmas has everything handled.

- But-- - Go grab some eggnog,

and rest your pointy little feet.

Hashtag Christmas . is online.

- Where are they all coming from?

- This flight path is leading us right to...

the North Pole.

- Look!

Is that Santa's village?

- Whoa.

We're gonna meet Santa Claus.

- Wow.

This really is the North Pole.

- Beautiful. - Amazing.

- Amazing and tasty.

Look. Real candy canes.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Ha!

- Come on, Fresh Beats.

Let's figure out what's up with these presents.

- Hello?

- Hi. Sorry to disturb you. - We need to see Santa.

- It's an emergency.

- There's a big problem with Christmas.

Oh, ho, ho, ho. Very funny.

There isn't a thing wrong with Christmas.

We're right on schedule.

Gifts are almost % delivered.

- But gifts are dropping out of the sky all over the place.

- What? Impossible.

Christmas is fine.

You folks should get to bed

and enjoy the Christmas . experience.

Merry Christmas from Elvis the Elf.

Good night.

- Wow.

Elves are not as cheerful as I thought they'd be.

- Fresh Beats, we've got to figure out

why the presents are being dropped everywhere.

- And in the next five hours.

[both scream]

- Or else there won't be Christmas.

[both scream]

- No Christmas!

We have got to figure out what's wrong.

- Okay. We need a plan.

[whispering indistinctly]

- Ho, ho, ho.

- Whoa.

Elf , talk to me. How are we doing?

- Jingles all the way, Elvis.

- All gifts being delivered properly, hmm?

- Ho, ho, hopefully.

We've delivered gifts into trees,

fountains, lakes, and pools.

- Oh, sounds good.

Wait!

Gifts don't go in trees.

They're supposed to go under trees.

And I programmed you to avoid water.

We need to fix this.

Hashtag Christmas help!

[indistinct singing]

- What's that?

- That is the sound of Christmas carolers.

Carolers are humans singing Christmas songs,

often door-to-door.

- I know what carolers are.

You just fix those gift deliveries.

♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

♪ And a happy New Year

- Shouldn't you be at the shopping mall?

Bye.

- [in Cockney English accent] We were hoping for a spot

of figgy pudding.

- Figgy pudding, yum!

Wait, no. We're just too busy.

- Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.

- Mr. Elvis the Elf, is everything all right in there?

- Yes.

This is what success looks like.

And that gift is perfect for you, tall man.

Have a very merry Christmas now, buh-bye.

- That place has gone bananas, and not in a good way.

- We have got to get in there.

- But how?

- Look.

The drones are going in there.

- Come on, Fresh Beats. Follow me.

[upbeat music]



all: whoo!

- Look out! - Whoa!

- Jingle. Jingle. Jingle.

- Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.

- This is Santa's workshop?

- Where are all the sweet, whistling elves?

- And sugar plums?

- Careful what you wish for, Marina.

- Yah! Yah!

Oh, no, Bo.

You pinned my wrestler.

- [cheers]

Okay, best two out of three.

[machine clanking]

[bell dings]

- [laughs]

Nice Bo bow, Bo.

[laughs]

- What are you doing in here?

- Elvis, do you need some help?

- Help? I am the help.

I'm helping Santa into the st century.

- Deck the halls. Deck the halls.

- [giggles]

That holly tickles.

- Look.

Just press a few buttons,

and everything is done for us.

The perfect Christmas.

- Ho, ho, ho!

- Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.

Ho!

- Okay, I'm willing to admit that there may be

a few small bugs in the programming.

- [stuttering] You think?

- But with Elf , you no longer need elves

or reindeer or Santa.

- Nobody wants a Santa-less, push-button Christmas.

Christmas is about picking special gifts

and people helping people.

Like me.

I still need help!

- Well, I don't.

- Ho, ho, ho.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay, okay, okay.

Point made.

- Elvis, that ribbon goes really well with your outfit.

- Elf Aero Christmas Beta Tester Version One!

- You've used my full name.

Elf is in trouble.

- Unwrap me this instant.

- You look great in red.

- [shouts in frustration]

- Oh, by the way.

I am taking over Christmas,

and there is nothing you can do.

Neener. Neener. Neener.

- Remember, Elf .

I made you, and I can turn you off.

Release me this Christmas minute.

- Sorry.

I am large and in charge.

You can't shut me down.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

- No! Elf , stop.

You're ruining Christmas.

I need help.

- Well, you're in luck, because that's why we're here.

- The sun's not up yet; kids are still sleeping.

There's still time to save Christmas.

- You're going to help me?

And after I was such a frosty mitten.

- Helping people is what Christmas is all about, Elvis.

- Yeah. Let me help.

Whoo!

- Oh, thank you.

- Now, how do I turn this Christmas computer off?

- There's only one person who can turn off the Elf ,

and that's the big guy.

We need Santa's thumbprint.

- Whoa.

Santa?

Mr. Kringle?

Jolly old Saint Nick?

You mean the big guy himself?

- Where is he?

- Resting in his cottage.

There's nothing for him to do with Elf on the job.

- Well, he's got something to do now.

Let's go. - Come on.

- Ho, ho, hold the door.

I don't need Santa.

I am the new Santa.

[evil laugh]

Toys, stop them.

- Look. The toys.



- Fresh Beats, let's go.

- Whoa!

Wait a minute.

Perfect mid-chase snack.

Let's go.

- Ho, ho, ho.

- [laughs]

- Come on, Fresh Beats.

We have to get Santa and turn off the Elf .

- You cannot stop Elf .

I am Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho.

[evil laugh]

- [knocks on door]

Santa. It's Elvis.

Hurry.

- Yes?

all: Santa!

Wow!

- Can I help you?

- Yes. You need to save Christmas.

- I do? - Yes.

- Okay, Santa, quick Christmas update.

My way is not better.

The Elf is out of control.

Christmas . is a total failure.

- Oh, I knew it.

I didn't think that thing

had quite the Christmas spirit.

- We need your help to shut it down.

- Specifically, Santa, your thumbprint.

That's the only thing that will stop it.

- And Santa, we'd better warn you.

It's not pretty down there.

- Come on, Fresh b*at Band.

Time to get your yuletide groove on.

Ho, ho, ho!

[upbeat music]



- Ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho.

- Look out! The drones!

- Ho, ho, oh, no you don't.

Get. The. Sleigh.

- Santa, Santa.

- Hi, Santa.

Your pal Elf here.

Shouldn't you be resting?

- Elf , you're officially number one on the naughty list.

- Ah, ah, ah.

You cannot turn me off.

I am Christmas ..

I...

- Woo-hoo! Santa did it!

- We only have an hour before the sun comes up.

- And then it's Christmas.

Yes!

Wait. Only one hour. No!

- Is that enough time, Santa?

- Hmm. I hope so.

But we'll have to do it Santa-style.

[cheerful music]



- That's all the presents.

- Do you think you can get them all delivered on time?

- Uh, no. - No?

- Not without some help.

You wouldn't want to help Santa

deliver a few Christmas presents,

would you?

all: yes!

- Let's ho, ho, ho and go, go, go.

Time for a good old-fashioned Christmas.

- Santa, wait!

- I got you, Elvis.

- Santa. We forgot Lily's present.

- Elvis, hop on.

I could use a little extra hand.

- Me? Help?

- Of course you can help, Elvis.

The Christmas spirit is about helping each other.

- Thank you, Santa. I won't let you down this time.

- I know you won't, Elvis.

- Ho, ho, ho.

Merry Christmas!

- Ho, ho, ho.

Let's go, Fresh Beats.

Let's save Christmas!

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

all: ♪ Jingle all the way

♪ Jingle a-a-all the way

- ♪ We're dashing through the snow ♪

♪ So much to give away

- ♪ We cannot wait to see every smiling face ♪

- ♪ That special yuletide cheer ♪

♪ Don't come in a machine ♪

- ♪ Just give from your heart

♪ That's what Christmas means ♪

- ♪ Who's that up on the rooftop? ♪

♪ That's Saint Nick up on the rooftop ♪

all: ♪ Give a feeling they can feel ♪

♪ Keep it warm and real

♪ Show them what you can do

♪ Up on the rooftop, click, click, click ♪

♪ Let your kindness lift them up ♪

♪ All the ones you love

♪ That's the Christmas ♪

♪ Yeah, that's the Christmas ♪

♪ In you

♪ And you know that's true ♪

- ♪ Jingle all the way

- ♪ In modern holidays

♪ The gadgets are so cool

- ♪ But I like Christmas better when it's ♪

♪ Old school

♪ Like trimming up the tree

♪ And wrapping gifts by hand

♪ Cookies baked from scratch

♪ 'Cause Santa's still the man ♪

- ♪ Who's that coming down the chimney ♪

♪ That's Santa coming down the chimney ♪

all: ♪ Give a feeling they can feel ♪

♪ Keep it warm and real

♪ Show them what you can do

- ♪ Who's that on the rooftop, click, click, click ♪

all: ♪ Let your kindness lift them up ♪

♪ All the ones you love

- ♪ That's the way and it's the day ♪

♪ If it ain't Saint Nicholas, it's ridiculous ♪

♪ That's the mission, keeping the tradition ♪

♪ Here's a true-blue Christmas clue ♪

♪ It's not yuletide without you ♪

all: ♪ Give a feeling they can feel ♪

♪ Keep it warm and real

♪ Show them what you can do

- ♪ Show them, show them ♪

all: ♪ Let your kindness lift them up ♪

♪ All the ones you love

♪ That's the Christmas ♪

♪ The spirit of Christmas

- ♪ Up on the rooftop-top

♪ All the reindeers kicking on the rooftop ♪

♪ J-j-jingle all the way

- Santa came!

He got my letter!

- For you. And the reindeer.

- [laughs] Thanks, Twist.

And thanks for helping save Christmas.

[all cheer]

- I think this has been the most fun Christmas yet.

- Hashtag nice list forever.

- I couldn't have done this without you, Fresh b*at Band.

You put a little extra-special magic in Christmas.

I look forward to more

Twist-tastic banana sugar cookies next year.

- Oh, you know it.

- Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Christmas to all.

Ho, ho, ho!

And to all a good night!

all: Good night!

- What a great night.

- What a great cookie.

- What a great Christmas day.

all: Merry Christmas, everybody!

- Ho, ho, ho.

- ♪ We had a great day

♪ It was a super way

♪ To spend some time together

♪ La, la-la-la-la-la

♪ Hey

♪ Great day

♪ A great, great day

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Great day

♪ And it goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Oh, yeah!
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