KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
I have the best advice
for women in business.
Get your [BLEEP] ass up and work.
KRIS: This is crazy!
We're gonna have a baby!
This is my 11th grandchild,
and I couldn't be more excited.
Now it's time to get out there
and live your life.
KIM: How are you feeling?
I just like to deal with things
on my own.
I have been doing my own isolating thing
and I need to get out of the house.
Just been so much going on
with that Variety interview.
Today I'm just exhausted.
The doctor said,
"You need a hip replacement right away."
It's just a mind... [BLEEP]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
KIM: I'm not nervous.
My mom is 66 years young.
It's always scary going into surgery,
but she's in the best hands,
and I've threatened everyone's lives. So...
[DRILL WHIRRING]
DOCTOR: All right.
-[COREY SPEAKS]
-[KIM SPEAKS]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
-[WHIRRING STOPS]
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Surgery is really scary.
I'm just low-key freaking out
just because it's taking so long.
But I'm like
the family representative here,
so I'm just going to
keep it together and be strong.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Perfect.
- Awesome.
- Pull that out.
- Coming out.
We're good.
COREY: All right.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
KHLOÉ: Hi.
KRIS: Hi.
KHLOÉ: How are you?
Not bad. I've walked twice.
I got up the first time
to walk on my little walker over there.
It was painful, but it's like.
"Hey, let's keep doing this."
I do not remember the surgery at all.
The last thing I knew
I was sitting on my bed,
in the hospital,
talking to Corey and Kim.
And then it was a blank.
I was in the operating room today,
and Kim laid down on the bed next to me,
and I said,
"This would be so great to do."
Like something like this with a friend.
I mean, you know, so you could
share it together and hang out.
I'm really contemplating
getting my boobs done.
- It's something I think about all...
- Let's do it together.
Okay.
Is that weird,
mother-daughter boob jobs?
I don't know what's weird anymore.
I'm wearing a latex top
with, like, a bra top.
So they look great right now, and I wish
they look like this all the time.
I just want fuller, like...
When you see me in a bikini,
I don't have, like cleavage,
like my sisters have like this...
Ah, ample cleavage that I'm like,
I don't know.
You just got to see them
without this top on.
That's for another show.
-[CELL PHONE RINGING]
- It's Kylie. Hold on.
- Hi.
- KYLIE: Mom, how are you?
I'm good, honey. Thank you.
It's a big day. Mom's on a walker.
[KRIS AND KHLOÉ WHOOP]
KYLIE: That is amazing.
Kim asked the doctor
to save her my bones
so she could make jewelry out of it.
- Like what kind?
-[KYLIE SPEAKS]
It's creepy.
Remember when you wanted your ashes...
You want to be cremated
and made into necklaces?
That's a great idea.
- That's weird.
- No, it's not.
I don't even know
why we need to get buried.
In the Bible it says
we can't get cremated,
but I just want to be cremated.
But why can't we?
[KYLIE SPEAKS]
No, Kylie doesn't want me
to be cremated.
My family and I,
we talk about wills, death.
We tell each other
what our wishes would be
if something terrible were to happen.
If I'm in a coma, I'm still getting
my nails done once a week,
and that's in my will
because people are gonna visit me.
Kylie, remember we were going
to go pick out our mausoleum.
[KYLIE SPEAKS]
Do you know how many kids we have?
- KRIS: That's what I said.
- We need a whole [BLEEP].
Exactly. We'll have a whole thing.
[KYLIE SPEAKING]
It's like a club. Nope.
You're not on the list.
I think if we all get cremated,
you're like,
dust to dust. You're one with the earth.
If we're all getting buried,
then what happens if,
like a big... A Disneyland is like,
"Look, I'm buying..."
"I have money, I could buy that place,"
and they just start building
on top of things.
I would love to be
at the base of the Matterhorn.
People are always like, "This was
once an ancient burial ground."
And then they're like, "Oh, no,
my house is haunted with whatever."
Can you imagine being haunted
by the Kardashians?
Epic.
[KYLIE SPEAKING]
Okay. Love you.
I'm so proud of us.
Anyway, I survived and I walked.
I'm so proud of all of us.
Yeah, We're Livin' La Vida Loca.
-All right.
- All right.
Love you.
KYLIE: Love you back.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
I'm in my room
And I wine up
Wine up, wine up
Because I got it like that
And I wine up
Wine up, wine up
I'm staying on top
As I light up
Light up, light up
KENDALL: Kylie had her baby
a few weeks ago,
so I'm just stopping into her office
to say hi. Check in on her.
It is pretty wild
that she's a mom of two.
Also pretty amazing.
Well... Oh.
It just went in my butt. [LAUGHS]
- Sorry.
- WOMAN: I'll clean up.
This is my good side.
Just to let you guys know.
- KENDALL: Don't sh**t her.
- So...
-[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- Thank you for the camera.
KENDALL: How are you? How's the baby?
- KYLIE: It's been really hard for me.
- How so? Anxiety or sadness?
Well, I cried nonstop all day
for the first three weeks.
Emotional roller coaster.
It's just the baby blues,
and then it kind of goes away.
- I had it with Stormi too.
- Your hormones are all over the place.
No, I cried for, like, three weeks.
I believe you.
Like every day to the point
where I'd be laying in bed
and my head would just hurt so bad.
I'm not a doctor, but I read on Google.
They call it baby blues
when it doesn't last past six weeks,
and after about six weeks,
I started to feel better.
But I definitely had the case
of the blues.
But I feel better mentally.
I'm not crying every day,
so that's great.
I get what you're saying.
No, like I don't have bad days
with my body.
I have bad days, like mentally,
and I need my first night out.
So I have to go to Vegas for 818
on Saturday,
I think the Grammys are the next day,
Kourtney and Travis are gonna be there.
Cool.
I am starting a new chapter
in my career.
818 is my baby.
I've been working on it
for about five years now.
I just can't wait to, like,
continue to grow the brand
and it is just the best
and also really crazy.
Why don't you come?
We make, a girl...
We can invite our girlfriends.
- We go and we have a fun time.
- Yes.
Yes, I haven't had a night out
in almost a year now.
I am so glad Kylie's coming
because if Kylie's feeling
a little down,
and I tend to get a lot of anxiety
in settings like this.
TAO 818 event...
I think that us two going together
could like almost even us out
and we could be helpful
towards each other.
Yeah, let's make it a thing.
I would love to support you in your 818.
- Let's do it.
- Yeah.
This sounds pretty perfect.
Oh, my God.
I have to find an outfit, Kendall.
- We're gonna find something.
- Okay.
Yeah, I'm not ready for, like, you know,
like a little tiny Vegas mini dress.
It's just going to be hot,
and I'm not there with the outfits yet,
I don't think I'm gonna...
Do not tell me you're about to wear
a coat in Vegas.
I'm going to bring my [BLEEP] coat
to Vegas, Kendall.
Oh, my God.
I can't wear a mini dress.
I'm not there yet.
You're setting yourself up for failure.
It's not... Nothing's stopping me.
I feel really, like, good about my body.
Like I see my body
and I'm like, I love my body.
- As you should.
- My saggy tits and...
I'm embracing my PP body.
- Postpartum.
- Oh.
I can't wait for my PP drink,
my PP body.
[LAUGHS]
And we're going to PP all the way there.
- On the PP. Ah!
- On the PP in a private plane.
[BLEEP] popping. Party plane. Postpartum.
-[LAUGHS]
- PP, PP.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, there, doggy. Come.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
[SONG PLAYING]
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Won't you look at the time?
Got my shoes, got my phone
Yeah, I'm ready
Blue nails
About to hit it
Yeah, I'm ready
- Is that Skims?
- Skims, Good American.
Yeezy. Bit of support. And Skims.
Yeah, like the new colors.
They came back with it. Hardcore.
Speaking of Skims,
I am launching swimwear.
So we're gonna go to Miami.
- KRIS: Hey, guys.
- And I'm like... Hi.
Hi. What's happening?
Wow. Walking already?
KRIS: I'm feeling so much better.
Wait. You have a grill on?
Look at you!
Wow!
It's not permanent, right?
But we need to get away.
We've had a very stressful few weeks.
Did you see in the press it said you
and I lean on each other for support.
- Where'd that come from?
- I don't know.
KHLOÉ: It's like a full...
KIM: So true.
KHLOÉ: It's really...
KHLOÉ: We lean on each other.
I have to go. I'm launching Skim Swim.
- Oh, yeah.
- And I'm doing...
- Cool! That's amazing.
- Going to Miami for the night.
Our swim is a whole new category.
I'm obsessed with Skims.
It's like my baby.
All of the big, like, banks and VCs...
Everyone just says, like,
Apple, Nike, Skims.
Like, we're in that conversation
and it just makes me really proud.
And I definitely take a minute
to soak it all in.
But not too long
because I need to just keep grinding.
I feel like we can bring
all of our friends.
- KHLOÉ: Nice.
- Malika, Natalie, Olivia, Lala.
- Steph...
- Throw 'em on the plane.
I feel it's beachy.
- Yeah.
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.
- I know you would love to have me,
but I can't get on a plane
for six weeks.
- I'll stay here and watch all the kids.
- Okay.
We need a Miami night.
Just one night. That's all I ask.
I don't know the last time I've been...
- One night in Miami.
- What?
- I see it.
- I can't remember...
- ...the last time I've been in Miami.
- Stop. Really?
- Let's go away...
- A one-nighter, I can do.
Twenty-four hours in Miami.
I'm gonna wear a silver latex outfit
with like, a bikini top.
- You better [BLEEP] up.
- Yup.
[BLEEP].
I got to [BLEEP] it up, too.
KIM: We've been through a lot
and even though I have work to do,
I think it would be so fun
for Khloé to take this trip.
She's just, you know,
with her daughter, 24/7.
She doesn't leave
the gates of Calabasas,
and with all of the Tristan stuff,
it would just be good
for her mental to get out.
All right, guys, I have to go
watch a bunch of stuff
and get to work and...
- a million things to do.
- Bunch of stuff like
watching like I Love Lucy or something?
No, I have to watch the trial.
The trial is looming over our head.
It's stressful.
Blac Chyna is suing
myself, Khloé, Kylie, and Kim
for defamation of character
and interference of contract.
Rob said his deposition went well.
Let's not talk about it right now.
We can't talk about a deposition?
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Everyday is a new day
Go ahead
Pop the champagne
This is my brand-new way
Just watch me through the way
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
My grayest day
Na, na, na, na
KHLOÉ: How are you?
MALIKA: There's a random balloon
that just floated up your stairs.
- KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
- It's your house that always scares me.
Why is your balloons
floating up your stairs?
KHLOÉ: I told you I'm magical.
So Kim invited you
to the Skims pop-up in Miami.
- Yeah.
- It's a big deal.
No, it's such a big deal.
I know it's going to be a sh*t show.
I just have to think about it.
Kim invited me to Miami,
and I'm still not sure if I want to go.
With all of this drama going on,
I'm just an introvert, like
I just like being at home.
But I also know I have major FOMO.
So do I want to go? Do I not want to go?
This is what I do to myself.
Probably every time
I'm invited somewhere.
But what if it's not a sh*t show?
It's always a sh*t show,
always paparazzi. It's always a thing.
I'm like,
do I want to deal with all that?
Just get your photo taken.
You know, block out the noise.
I don't want to hear the narratives
they're going to run with.
They're like, if I'm dating or...
It's like always
so [BLEEP] annoying.
Everything is so malicious nowadays.
People want to "catch you".
How drunk you are.
If you're on a date with someone,
they're like, oh, my gosh,
this is how she looks.
Why does she walk like that?
Shut the [BLEEP] up.
Don't k*ll me for being optimistic.
- At least we get good time out of it.
- No. Or not.
So this might actually be worth it.
I love staying in the gates
'cause it's like safe,
and no one gets you here.
But you can still be
bothered behind the gates.
- Yeah. Bothered every day.
- So why don't you...
- Just kidding.
-[LAUGHING]
KHLOÉ: Malika has
my best interest at heart.
Kimberly, 99% of the time
has my best interest at heart.
If I am gonna go on a 12-hour trip,
it's definitely gonna be with Kim.
I have a migraine. I'm going to say yes
to you to get you out of here.
This is what I want to hear.
I'll see you at the airport.
Okay.
MALIKA: Miami, baby.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
It's hard for me
To walk away
When I'm out with my girls
It's a holiday
Ain't nothing wrong with a little crazy
When it's with my ladies
I don't think I'll ever change
Do you see them? They're bubbling.
- They have dry ice in 'em.
- My God.
It's so cute, Pam.
I am going to Vegas
because TAO is opening
their beach club
and they also carry 818.
So I'm going to support TAO, and 818.
Oh, my gosh.
Gluten free chicken alfredo penne?
[SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY]
Kylie cancelled last minute.
So we're leaving without her.
HAILEY: Of course.
Kylie dropped out last minute. Shocker.
You know, she has her newborn,
and I think she was tired
and wanted to stay home, so I get it.
- How sad.
- I know.
Sorry, Kendall.
I couldn't make it to Vegas.
I have two kids now and...
It just... It just couldn't work out.
But I love you, and have the best time.
I think I was just looking forward
to sister time and having her with me,
and I think she would have
made this a lot easier.
So I'm kind of stuck
doing this by myself,
and I'm a little stressed out about it
'cause I don't like
being in a setting with a lot of people.
Vegas for the night.
So, do you plan on coming back with me?
Yeah. What? You're gonna leave me?
No. 'Cause the only thing is,
is right now, the plan's for midnight.
Okay. We're not raging?
No. I don't plan on raging.
If Kendall pulled 180 tonight,
decided to rage in Vegas...
- Not a chance.
- ...would be the most shocking thing
- I'll ever go through.
-[LAUGHS]
That would be the most shocking thing.
When it comes to like,
friends being on the show,
it went back a really long time
to when I was in, like middle school,
and the show had just started,
and like friends at school
were a little sus.
They just wanted to come over
to be on it or something like that.
So my walls went up then.
I also get uncomfortable.
I never want to be like,
"Do you want to be on my show?"
Like, I don't know, it just was like,
always kind of weird for me.
But now I think I've gotten
a lot more comfortable with it.
In the end of the day,
it's always me and Kendall.
It really is.
- We're the only ones that hang on.
- At the end of the day.
Because when we make commitments,
when we say
we're gonna do something, we mean it.
We wouldn't say it if we didn't mean it.
Whereas I feel like Kylie is like,
"Whatevs."
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
I'm not exactly where I wanna be
But that's cool, 'cause I'm gonna be
Took a wrong turn
But now I do the right things
No more nightmares
It's time to chase my dreams
Yeah I keep my hopes high
You guys, it's only a three-hour
and 45-minute flight to Miami,
'cause Kimberly has an ER.
- What does that mean?
- KIM: Extended Range.
Extended Range. We'll be there quicker
that's why.
So everyone needs to take a nap now.
It's gonna be a long night.
Dear Heavenly Father,
thank you for this journey
that all of us
get to take together to Miami.
And let's have [BLEEP] fun
and no hangovers!
In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.
ALL: Amen.
I really started off hesitant
about going on this trip.
Now everyone has a phone.
Everyone's recording you.
Things are just like, misconstrued.
They turn into some
salacious, crazy clickbait article.
And I've just been in a funk recently,
and it's hard for me
to get out of that funk.
Which is probably the biggest reason
why I need to go on this trip.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
I just wanna have fun
Let's not wait until the weekend
Go ahead, girl
Call up all your boyfriends
Come on over
Let's get crazy wasted
Everyday should be a party
We're in Miami, bitch!
[SONG CONTINUES]
Party, party, party, party
Should be a party
Ooh, ooh
Party, party, party, party
I just need like a moms' night out.
- Don't say that. Like, just a night out.
- KIM: Okay.
- I just need a night out.
- Yeah.
- TRUE: [ON PHONE] Mommy.
- Hi, baby.
Momma... what you licking?
Oh. A lollipop.
- Hi, Chi Chi.
- KHLOÉ: My favorite girl.
TRUE: Hi, Auntie Kim.
KIM: Hi, baby.
Ooh, oh, look at these little braids.
- KIM: Wow!
- Wow!
Can I snuggle you tomorrow?
- Okay. I love you.
- I love you.
TRUE: Love you.
Bye, guys.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
KHLOÉ: Hi.
- KOURTNEY: Hi.
- Oh, my God.
I'm getting such flashbacks
to when we used to live here.
That's so fun. What are you guys doing?
- We just landed.
- We just landed.
I was the first time on Kim's plane.
I wish you would have come.
KHLOÉ: It's her Skims Swim's launch.
KOURTNEY: Fun.
KHLOÉ: And we're here to support...
I never heard about it
until just this very second.
- You didn't...
- Really?
I should've invited you, but I didn't
think you'd even wanna come.
Look, guys. So I probably
wouldn't have come to Miami.
But, like, at least invite me.
KHLOÉ: Well, I honestly,
like I'm going over this bridge
and I was like,
it's giving me such flashbacks
to like what a life we had
and it was so [BLEEP] fun.
When we were in Miami filming
Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami,
I was 23, single,
and it was three months
of just drunkenness.
I don't remember a lot of it,
but it was the [BLEEP] best.
KOURTNEY: Uh, well, have the best time.
I love you.
- Love you guys.
- Love you.
This was like before everyone was
taking your photos in the...
Like, it's like you could be
the biggest, sloppiest mess,
and just no one knew
about it the next day.
Ah... Take me back.
[HORNS BLARING]
-[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]
-[BANGING ON CAR]
KHLOÉ: What the [BLEEP] is going on?
I don't know how to explain it.
I just like get nervous,
unless someone wants to get out
and hand it to me.
- You're not going...
- There's paparazzi there.
...with people.
Oh, my God, it's happening.
I just don't think you'll ever
really get used to being someplace
and seeing tons of like, paparazzi.
Kim, we are not opening the window.
I just feel that I'm a fish
in a fish bowl,
and it's freaking me out a little bit.
But I'm not going
to let anything ruin my vibe.
-[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]
-[BANGING ON CAR]
When they bang on your windows,
and you're in the middle of the street,
it'll never not startle you.
[BANGING ON CAR CONTINUES]
-[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]
-[HORNS BLARING]
MAN: Take one in?
...back in the day.
KIM: Okay, let's go.
Let's just go. Let's get out of here.
[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]
KIM: Ugh, I'm so annoyed.
This is literally
Khloé's worst nightmare,
of having people around
and this is why she never goes anywhere.
So I hope it gets better,
'cause I just want her
to have a good time.
KHLOÉ: Okay,
I gotta get my Red Bull going.
KIM: Okay, love you.
While we're here in Miami,
I have to host the Skims dinner tonight,
and go to our pop-up.
I have to have a fitting
with a corset maker.
sh**t tons of stuff in between.
It's nonstop.
KHLOÉ: Yes.
KIM: Fist pumping, already?
KHLOÉ: We're free.
KIM: I think Khloé needed this trip
more than anybody.
KHLOÉ: Yeah.
Let's have you lay on your back.
- KRIS: Okay.
- We're just gonna do...
- I just need some help.
- Isometric exercises, yeah.
Yeah. Okay.
I'm feeling pretty good, actually.
I'm so excited just to get back
to the office on a regular basis.
Get back to playing with my grandkids.
Giving Corey a little more attention.
If you know what I mean.
Hi.
- SNIBBE: Hi. Good morning.
- Good morning.
- How you doing?
- KRIS: I'm okay.
- Nice to see you.
- Nice to see you, too.
So what's happening? How you doing?
Um, better every day.
- Good.
- Better every day.
She's not taking pain meds,
which is really impressive.
Wow, you haven't taken a narcotic pill?
I'm signing too many papers
- to be on dr*gs.
-[ALL LAUGHING]
- It's like, "Okay, yes to that."
- Too many...
- Too many DocuSigns on ya. [LAUGHING]
- Yeah.
I am determined to live again
without this pain.
And me and my family
have so many exciting things going on.
I don't want to miss a thing.
On Monday or next week, you and I
are going to go for a walk outside.
- Great.
- Make that into a program and,
we'll get you in the pool in a few weeks
and do pool exercises. Yeah.
You're doing fantastic.
- I am?
- I mean, look at you.
It's like you didn't
even have the operation.
I got this, you guys.
We're going to be okay.
I feel really good about...
today.
So... I don't know.
It sounds like a Bionic Woman to me.
[LAUGHS]
KRIS: Got this. I got this, everybody!
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Thank you.
There's my luck
Oscy, where are we?
Are we gonna see daddy today?
There's my luck
MAN: How are you?
KENDALL: I'm good. Hey!
- Hi.
- WOMAN: Hi, Kendall.
So let's chat about 818.
- Yeah.
- If I, because I haven't had it yet.
- You can judge me, it's fine.
- No.
I would love for you to try it.
- Vegas is a vibe.
- Yeah.
- TAO is definitely a vibe.
- Definitely.
Describe that vibe, today.
I'm excited. I was...
We were literally just talking about
how, like my sisters grew up coming here
and now it's... now I'm here.
It's just like, so cool to kind of
put it all together. I love coming here.
Thank you so much.
It was nice to meet you.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Don't blink
You'll miss out on
everything you're blessed with
KENDALL: I know I'm here for work,
and there's a part of me
that's enjoying myself,
and there's a part of me
that's just really anxious
'cause I don't always love big crowds
for probably some obvious reasons,
and then also just,
I don't know, I feel like...
Anything I do, anything...
Gets hate.
Like, I could be walking down
the street doing absolutely nothing,
and somebody always has
something bad to say.
And I think the narrative
has gotten so out of hand
about me and my family that
there's just no changing it anymore.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay, do we taste it?
Oh, my God,
uh, so many things.
I think the one that I guess
hurts the most
is that people think I'm a mean girl.
'Cause that's not the case.
It can be upsetting
when someone
is questioning your character
and, if only, like, people knew me.
How are you?
Great to see you.
How are you?
MAN: Everything good with you?
KENDALL: Everything's good.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
Oh, my God.
Hello.
- I'm loving your...
- Oh, my God.
KENDALL: No, I understand.
There's a lot going on.
Feels very overwhelming.
I crave the complete opposite.
I want to be on a farm
in Wyoming with a ton of animals.
That's where I want to be,
getting wasted.
Getting wasted,
like the drunk part is cool.
Cheers, guys.
[UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Get loud
Get rowdy
Here we go
Yeah, get loud
- Hey.
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Look... Look where we are.
[ALL CHEERING]
Once I'm now here,
I am really looking forward to it.
I'm just looking forward to...
It's not LA.
It's a whole different vibe and energy,
and you're on the beach
and you're just like,
just being a [BLEEP] slob kebab.
It's the best.
[SONG PLAYING] Start the party
Raise the cup
Look my way like
Hey what's up?
We gonna dance
We gonna shout
Holla at me
Hop out now
Get get get
Get loud
Gorgeous.
- Can you see, like, the blue background?
- MAN: Yeah.
'Cause we're in Miami
and it's a different, whole setting,
I try to like k*ll as many birds
with one stone as possible.
Of course, I'll put on a Skims bikini
and take pictures just in the glam room
with, like, the pretty background.
Like, I need content.
- You better be sending me pictures.
-[MAN CHUCKLES]
KIM: You guys always like
the Instagram grid,
and that is like a business, honestly.
Yeah, I do.
I definitely have a hard time relaxing.
There's so much that has to be done.
Especially when I'm away from my kids.
The babies' away, the moms will play.
Who is the most likely
to stay up all night?
Probably me or Malika.
I don't fly all the way out here
to take a nap, let me tell you that.
It's either I'm the one
that will stay up all night
or B, to sleep the earliest.
'Cause I'm either an old lady,
or a Gen Z. [LAUGHS]
Mama's going out.
-[CORK POPS]
-[ALL WHOOP]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
I'm living my best, my best
My best, my best, my best
My best, yeah, yeah
I'm living my best, my best
I'm living my best, best, best
I'm living my best, best
MAN 1: Kim.
MAN 2: Kim!
I knew there was going to be
paparazzi everywhere.
[PAPARAZZI CLAMORING]
It's quite obnoxious.
You know, when people are elbowing,
you are stepping on you up.
This way.
Just [BLEEP] walk with us.
Let's make this easier
and we can all get through this together
without physically assaulting anyone.
- Hi, guys.
-[PEOPLE SCREAMING EXCITEDLY]
KHLOÉ: Kim just thinks this is like
her paid photo sh**t,
and she's like on a hoverboard,
and she's just hoverboarding
through to her pop-up shop.
"Oh, hi, everyone. Hi."
KIM: What's up, guys?
Thank you so much for coming.
I am like, praying for the best.
And just every step, okay,
left, right, left, right...
I'm just like praying
I'm actually walking.
You're lucky there's not,
like, drool hanging out of my mouth,
and I'm just always praying
for the best.
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
KIM: I wanted to make it like LEGOs.
So it could be like if you want to cover
your arms, wear that.
If you want to cover your legs,
wear that.
Like everyone,
pick your insecurity
and figure out how to cover it.
Kim, that's the shape of your body.
KIM: Let me see the stomach.
Okay, it's fine.
- But I don't wanna promote it as mine.
- We got it.
- Will you shut up?
- Just my stomach is a little skinny.
I'm so excited about my pop-up.
I know that Khloé hates all the cameras,
but I love it. It's all good.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING EXCITEDLY]
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
Khloé!
KHLOÉ: Love you guys.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
I'm feeling good
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm feeling good
I'm feeling, I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
[MUSIC WINDS DOWN]
KENDALL: I'm ready to go home.
I'm forcing myself to stay here
right now for dinner. I just wanna
get in my bed and get cozy.
Yeah, I'm a full on grandmother.
Everyone calls me Grandma Kenny like,
it's a thing and I'm not ashamed of it.
-[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- Oh. What are you doing?
[KYLIE SPEAKING]
About to go to dinner
and then I'm just gonna go home.
I'm not even going to stay.
Where are you gonna go to dinner?
Carbone, you made the reservation.
You're right. Have fun.
Is this your hair look?
Yeah. Going out like this.
- Thought it was the vibe.
- You know if I was there,
it would turn the party up.
I know. I wouldn't, probably wouldn't be
going home if you were here.
So, thank you for staying home.
I am mostly an introvert.
But I'm like, you know,
if this is introvert
and this is extrovert,
I'm probably like here.
[KYLIE SPEAKING]
Love you.
Kim.
For sure, Kim.
MAN: Kim!
KIM: What's up?
- MAN: Hi, Kim. You're beautiful, Kim.
- Thank you.
- MAN: You're beautiful. Thank you.
-[PEOPLE CHEERING]
- WOMAN: Love you.
- Love you.
WOMAN 2: Love you, Khloé.
WOMAN 3: Kim, we love you.
KIM: Love you.
- You haven't been here, yet?
- Hi. No.
[PEOPLE CHEERING AND CLAMORING]
KHLOÉ: This is so nice.
Oh, we get some Skims for dinner.
Look at you.
Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
- How are you?
- How are you guys?
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi, nice to see you.
- You guys have never met before?
- Yeah.
I didn't realize
this was a Skims dinner.
- I thought it was like an "us" dinner.
- Yeah.
KHLOÉ: How my social anxiety works,
It definitely comes and goes.
Maybe when I'm out somewhere,
then I start kind of...
Feeling claustrophobic.
But even if I'm uncomfortable,
I'm going to make the best
out of any situation
or what the [BLEEP].
It's only going to make it worse for me.
- I was gonna do like a tequila tonic.
- Great.
With the lime. Thank you.
Did you love the pop-up?
- Oh, my God, it's so cool.
- Doesn't it look so good?
Thank you, babe.
I come up with all the campaigns.
I come up with the materials,
the fabrics, the styles.
Like, I really do everything.
I don't know if there's actually
a mixer in here.
This is a strong drink,.
- Definitely, I'm like a workaholic.
- Yeah.
I think it's like, you know,
probably a problem.
You do half, I'll do the other.
Proud of you.
KIM: My sister Khloé
hasn't been out of the house.
They hate saying that like it's
a moms' night out, but it really is.
So it's a really big deal that I got
my sister and all my friends out.
[GLASS CLINKING]
I just want to welcome you guys
to dinner.
This is so exciting
that I get to be here in Miami.
I've always felt like I've had to work
a little bit harder.
than the average person,
just to get a little bit of respect.
I think tonight is all about
celebrating women
and just being in Miami
with good people.
And then once you start working
and once you start seeing the results
and once you start
like proving yourself,
it's like, how do you stop?
So I appreciate taking the time
to come out here
and celebrating with me for Skims.
Like I've always wanted people to like
see who I really am,
and I'm not going to stop
until I prove every single person wrong.
Let's eat and have fun.
And if anyone wants
to go out late night,
- Khloé is going.
-[ALL LAUGHING]
- With Grutman.
- Yes, I am.
- We love you.
- And you're all invited.
This humidity I don't know
how you're so perfect. It's wild.
You're such a beautiful girl
that you honestly...
- I kinda like that.
- I don't know who your parents are,
but they're not my parents.
I came here to [BLEEP] dance, girl.
I'm not here to sit at this
smuggy ass dinner next to Kimberly.
I see her every day.
Guys, do we want to go out
like we want to go?
KHLOÉ: Dying to.
Let's go. What are we waiting for?
- Let's go to the hotel.
- KHLOÉ: You're waiting for me?
- KIM: Yeah.
- Bitch, I've been sitting here waiting.
Let's go. Let's go.
MAN: Please. My sister's a big fan.
WOMAN: Bro.
KIM: All right, let's go.
WOMAN: Yes, Kim!
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Ain't nobody gonna k*ll my vibe
Gonna k*ll my vibe
I don't know about you guys,
but I am turned on to dance.
- Babe, sh*t o'clock.
- sh*t o'clock.
[ALL WHOOPING]
To a girls' night in Miami.
To blessings, to love
and to some badass boss b*tches.
[ALL CHEERING]
KHLOÉ: I was not sure about this trip
to Miami.
But, I'm here. Let's dance.
Let's have fun.
If I'm going to go somewhere,
I'm going to bring my A game
I'm going to be the life of the party.
That's who I am.
What are you doing over here?
Because I know you're not
listening to music.
It d*ed, and I'm approving photos.
Those were the images
from the dinner.
And inside you have approval of
all the images inside our Skims pop-up.
I don't trust anybody else
to tell me when I look good.
You guys, I'm not sitting
in a quiet hotel room.
I hate those people that go somewhere,
and they're just like a Debbie Downer.
That's so not me.
I am going to party like it's 2009
and I am taking Miami back.
Oh, my!
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
Drink all day
Live it all night
Let's get it popping
I'm in Miami...
Kimberly, I will [BLEEP].
- I am editing.
-[BLEEP] your own tits in a second.
Bitch, you'll thank me later
because I'm editing
all of our [BLEEP] photos
to delete all the bad ones,
and they have to go to print tonight.
[SONG PLAYS]
I got a Red Bull and vodka
Up in my hand
I'll tell you,
if Malika looks bad, I'll delete it.
Even if I look amazing,
so like no one else is going to look
at 10 people in a photo, but I do.
[SONG CONTINUES]
I'm in Miami
Get your hands up
Whoop that ass up
Get your hands up
Whoop that ass up
Get your [BLEEP] p*ssy ass up.
Let's [BLEEP] go.
Let's [BLEEP] go. Everyone,
take a [BLEEP] and do something!
You guys are all limp [BLEEP]
mother [BLEEP].
And I don't have the energy
for you [BLEEP] losers.
Okay, I'll pee then.
I am dedicated. When I put my mind to
something, I'll make sure I get there.
Oh, my God.
Anyone else have to pee?
Are you joking?
- Pee here.
- I'll just go. I'll pee in the club.
You're not going to pee in the club.
Pee here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
God, they always are so annoying.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
All the way up
La, la
La, la, la, la, la
All the way up
La, la Hey
La, la, la, la, la
Can't get enough
[MUSIC WINDS DOWN]
[SLOW CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]
- Yeah, it's not a vibe at all.
- Yeah.
KHLOÉ: The club that we are at
is not what we thought it's going to be.
I mean, I know we're in Miami
and for Miami, we're still pretty early.
I think it's like 2:00 a.m.
And the club's not supposed to get
going until 4:00 a.m.
So, shame on us.
But we have a flight
to catch in a little bit.
I love you.
Yeah.
I know.
I do struggle with being
in big social crowds.
And I'm trying every single day. I will
say that this trip was so good for me.
I feel like I just got reenergized.
I feel really good.
But I'm also ready
to get home to my baby girl.
I miss her. I love her.
But this has been the best Miami trip.
It was super fun.
[SONG PLAYING]
Count the stars
Oh, God. It's so nice out.
Everyone a wish me made at night
Every mile ahead feels so far away
I have hit my Vegas limit.
We are wrapping up our day with
a nice dinner with all of my friends,
some of which have been here
for the Grammys.
This dinner is definitely more my speed
in a private room with all my friends
and just really chill.
Hey. This is so cool. Thanks.
Looks very nice.
[WINNIE SPEAKS]
I'm full Little Mermaid tonight.
- Hailey walks in the room. She's like...
- You are straight Ariel vibes.
- I want to live where the people are.
-[ANDREW LAUGH]
KENDALL: Do you guys want, like...
Can we do the Caesar salad?
Can we go with no anchovies on it?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Are you staying?
- You have PP?
- KENDALL: PP is here with me.
Let's go for a little ride.
Let's just get, everyone hop on.
Let's go for a little ride.
Why did you come for tonight?
- I had to do an event today at TAO.
- ZACK: How'd it go?
Chill. It was good.
I'm ten years into my modeling career,
I love modeling,
and I still want to do it.
But in this whole process,
I found that I really want
to be a businesswoman,
and I love being a businesswoman,
and it makes me really happy.
I feel very empowered by it.
I feel like I'm becoming my own woman.
But I've been working on just
separating my anxiety from my work.
- Zack Bia is a star.
- Yes, he is.
Why are you here? Just 'cause?
No, I mean, Zack, that's...
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
Thank you for that. I love you.
I do not mean that.
[LAUGHING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
REPORTER: Of course, Las Vegas is
a hotspot for celebrity wedding.
- Huge news for the Kardashians.
- Indeed.
REPORTER 2: Kourtney Kardashian
and Travis Barker are married.
REPORTER 3:
The lovebirds got hitched in Sin City.
REPORTER 4:
Five and a half hours after drumming
for H.E.R. and Lenny Kravitz
at the Grammys,
Travis tied the knot with Kourt
in a secret ceremony.
Kourtney Kardashian
and Travis Barker are married.
This is at the chapel, in Vegas.
REPORTER 5:
It happened at 1:45.
REPORTER 6: On Monday,
at the One Love Wedding Chapel.
Well, guess what?
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
MAN: So can we talk about Vegas?
KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- What happened?
- Things happened in Vegas.
I guess what happens in Vegas,
doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Oh, my...
-[KRIS GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
- MAN: That one's a little stuck.
KRIS: [SHUDDERS]
I'm getting my stitches out today,
and I just want to get back to my life.
- I don't have a lot of patience.
- I know.
KIM: I have this, like idea
to get
some of my favorite lingerie models.
- And do a campaign? Wow.
- For Skims, yeah.
I'm about to do a sh**t
with the icons.
Tyra, Heidi, Candice,
Alessandra and Kim? What?
Getting ready for the premiere
of The Kardashians.
This must be
what a movie premiere feels like.
PRODUCER: Okay.
These aren't implants.
No, these are just like stuffers.
These are not soft.
Touch this.
PRODUCER: Yeah.
This isn't like silicone
or anything like that.
I don't know what this...
I think is just like a gel.
I'm not saying I want big old chugs.
I just want, like,
like a handful or a mouthful.
Just a little fuller.
It's not a p*rn over here.
02x05 - One Night In Miami
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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian and their half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and their mother, Kris Jenner.
Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian and their half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and their mother, Kris Jenner.