02x07 - What's more American than Marilyn Monroe?

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

I really feel like I found
my personal confidence.

I really want to focus on things
that really inspire me like fashion.

KOURTNEY:
We are talking wedding dresses.

They're going to send sketches...

- Okay.
- From Italy.

This is one of life's
most beautiful moments.

You're gonna be so stressed out.

What is there to be stressed about?

I have to watch the trial.

Blac Chyna is suing

myself, Khloé, Kylie and Kim

for defamation of character.

The trial is looming over our head.

When I was watching the show
and Tristan was on...

You know I want to get us
back together and build our family.

I felt as if the whole theater
was staring at me.

I believed you
and I was listening to you

and I was receiving everything you said.
But you're a [BLEEP] liar!

[SONG PLAYING]
Feeling so, feeling so good

I feel good

Feeling so, feeling so good

KHLOÉ: Are you ready?

Feeling so, feeling so good

That says meow, stand in front of it.

Oh, yes.

That is great. You better work it.

I cannot believe True is turning four.

I'm entrusted in raising her

and I take that role so seriously.

I have an opportunity to shape her
into such an incredible young woman

and I'm not going
to take that job lightly.

I'm going to do the best job I can do.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KHLOÉ: Oh, and Aunty Kenny came?

Hi, rappy.

I love you my gorgeous girl,
you look so cute.

- Hi, guys.
- Hey.

KIM: Wait, was the theme purple?

It was pastel.

How was I supposed to know
it was pastel?

KHLOÉ: It says on the invite, Kim.

KIM: I'm sorry. Should I go change?

KHLOÉ: It said pastel.

[KIDS LAUGHING]

KOURTNEY:
Was it supposed to be pastels?

You and Kim are both like,
"How did I know?"

It's literally on the invite.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

KHLOÉ: Her dad got her
this diamond necklace

- this morning.
- Of course he did.

- I'm like, "Oh my God."
- Is he coming?

He can't, he has a game today.

I don't know if Tristan was here today,

if that would add more stress to me.

We do co-parent really well
but I haven't seen Tristan in-person

since before Christmas time.

KRIS: Khloé.

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Oh my gosh, where's Miss True?

Oh, she's making slime now.

It's really hard to believe
that True is four years old.

Feels like yesterday when she was born.

When Khloé was four years old,
she thought she was a dog

and so she would bark at everyone.

She would lick a stranger's legs.

She would beg for food, it was...
[LAUGHING] She was wild.

So I don't know if I'm supposed
to tell you this or not,

- but, um, Tristan called me...
- Yeah?

And he said that he privately went ahead

and took care of the whole party.

KHLOÉ: No. He's not taking care of
the whole party.

KRIS: Yeah, he did.

That's nice,
but I won't let that happen.

Yeah, you should.

- I won't let that happen.
- He was excited.

And I'm so excited
that I could do it by myself.

I know, but you should let him do that.

He wanted to do that
for her birthday.

That's nice
but I won't let him.

I work really hard
to do elaborate things for True

and I don't need anyone's help.

True, it's the cake you picked out.

Stand in front.

ALL: [SINGING]
Happy birthday to you

KRIS: We always have so much going on.

We've got the Met, Kourtney's wedding,

the Blac Chyna trial.
We've got a million things going on.

But these are the days
that mean the most to me

because I really get
to connect with everybody

and just unplug and love on my family.

[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

CARLOS: Hey. How are you?
KIM: Hi.

- I'm so excited.
- I'm really excited too.

I met Carlos on my Vogue cover sh**t.

CARLOS: It's really about this,
sort of like retro-future aesthetic.

KIM: And so I always love seeing
what's out there

and building connections
and relationships.

And so we're doing a little style up.

So I wasn't going to go to the Met

because I was like,
how do I top last year?

- Yeah.
- With Balenciaga.

It was such a moment like,
it's the same theme.

And I was like,
it's fine to sit one out.

You know, never in my days
did I ever think,

when I was not invited,
that I would say, I would sit one out.

- You know?
- Maybe not this time.

KIM: It's scary and exciting
to do this all by myself.

This is like a big deal for me.

The Met is so important to me.

Honestly, I wasn't even invited
until I went with Kanye.

So, I am so excited
just to do my own vision this year.

I like had this thought,
and I was like,

what is more American
than Marilyn Monroe?

And when she sang
Happy Birthday to JFK,

who's like, America.

CARLOS: Right.
KIM: You know what I mean?

And I thought,
where is the dress that she wore?

When I thought of this idea,
I immediately called Julien's Auctions,

'cause I knew that that's who sold it.

Julien's Auctions said, we sold it
to Ripley's Believe It or Not!

And we will
put you in contact with them.

The conversation went amazing.

They said I can try on the dress.

It was scandalous
that she wore a sheer nude dress.

It was like the first time,
like anyone had worn like a naked dress.

And it was, like,
scandalous at his birthday,

- you know?
- The OG.

Okay, so this is the dress.

So, this was her in it.

That's insane.

- KIM: I mean...
- I mean...

Backless, the pointy boob.

I could do it off the shoulder.

I do like those diamonds.

I'm fascinated by Marilyn.
I love that she did things her way.

She transformed herself
to be this complete icon

and now everyone on the planet
knows who she is.

Much respect.

KHLOÉ: Hi.

Oh, hi. I was just telling him
my Met theme.

Your boobs look amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah [BLEEP] it up.

Oh, and Pete will come with me.

- That's nice.
- Let me show you JFK.

[KHLOÉ SPEAKS]

- I told you my idea, right, Marilyn?
- Mm.

But I'm gonna try it. Hopefully it fits.

- Um...
- Kim, you tailor your underwear.

There's isn't... It's never
gonna be the way you want it.

KHLOÉ: I've been invited
to the Met before,

but with everything I have going on,

especially right now,
I avoid red carpets like the plague.

[SIGHS] It's all awkward.

- KIM: Look at this picture.
- I love her. She's crazy.

But like, if Pete is like,

- suit, skinny tie...
- Yeah.

And is my full JFK.

But I think the look of it would be...

Like, the kind of pointy boob.

Marilyn was small no? 5'5"?

- Yeah, she was short.
- I'd wear high heels.

- They said she was really curvy...
- Yeah.

...but maybe the sizes were different
back then.

It's gonna be sick.

[SONG PLAYING]
Can I have your attention?

Give it to me

Can I have your attention?

Can I have your attention?

KYLIE: Hi, everybody.

- You guys made it to Palm Springs.
- We made it.

Hi, guys.

I decided very last minute
that I was going to go to the Met.

I just had a baby, and it just, I didn't
feel like it was in me this year.

And then last minute I thought,

I would love to go and support
Off-White and Virgil

and that would just mean
everything to me.

So, here we are.

LEE: This is similar to the finale
of the runway show that we had in Paris.

- Okay. This is beautiful.
- MACKENZIE: I know.

Also, this one,
just so you know,

so the look that was in the show,

the finale,
that will be at the Met, right?

LEE: Yeah. This has been exhibited...
KYLIE: Oh, okay.

...at, yeah at the Met.

- Which is also kind of cool.
- Which is kind of cool.

- Yeah.
- I mean...

- Yeah. Aw.
- Yeah.

So cool.

KYLIE: I have very early memories
with Virgil.

He used to work with Kanye
and, you know, I just felt like

it would be really special
to honor him and wear his clothes.

I love his work.

I love everything he's done,
so it was... It's very special.

This does feel like my...

Wedding day.

- Literally.
- KRIS: You look gorgeous.

- All right.
- Getting married.

- Getting...
- To who?

- I have myself.
-[ALL LAUGH]

When I first tried it on,
it's giving me very wife, bridal vibes.

I feel like I'm a little concerned

that it's gonna look
like I'm getting married.

But I also kind of love that.

I love you like this,
makes you look very...

I like it too. I just don't want it
to look like a wedding dress.

Do you know what I mean?

Well, you never know
what will happen that night.

-[ALL CHUCKLE]
- You're right.

- The night is young...
- Always be prepared to get married.

- KRIS: For anything.
- Yeah, you're right.

Can we have both options?

LEE: Yeah. Yeah.
We'll have all of them.

KENDALL: Oh, my gosh.
This is happening.

- Hey.
- Will you help me decide?

- Yeah.
- It's between this one

and then we're going
to do those silhouettes too.

- But this was on the runway...
- One on the runway was the signature?

Well, then that's a no brainer for me
that it should be this one.

- Right?
- MACKENZIE: I completely agree.

I am also going to the Met,
which I'm really excited about.

I am wearing Prada.

Since I went to Italy
and walked for Prada,

I am continuing
my relationship with them,

and I'm going with them to the Met.

That looks really cool.

This year I am very stress free.

I don't care what people think.

This dress is much more
than just a dress to me.

It's such a special night
honoring my friend

and his work, and that's why I'm here.

I think we got it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

I feel really good about everything.

I'm very, very excited. Oh...

- Perfect.
- And rips the dress.

Um... No, I feel so good.

Thank you guys so much
for making this trip out here.

- It's literally...
- No, it's my pleasure.

KYLIE: I'm so excited.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Are you ready for it?

Sit back and watch me do it

KIM: Danielle?
DANIELLE: Yeah.

The Marilyn dress is here.

-[SQUEALS]
- I've not tried this on.

This is not the original dress.
This is a replica.

If this does not fit me,
like, I can't even try the original.

So I've Googled her measurements,
I'm looking at my measurements.

The width of my shoulders and my body
makes me like a shape shifter.

I can squeeze into anything,

but no one trusted us for years,
they would never send samples.

And then once I would get to Paris
and try on the samples,

they would be like, "Oh, wait,
she actually fits in our stuff."

So I don't know how to convince...

the guy that owns
the original Marilyn dress

that I'm a shape shifter.

This has stretch.
The original doesn't have stretch.

So, I've got one sh*t
and I just [BLEEP] ate.

- Let me go wash my hands...
- Suck it in.

...'cause I feel like
I can't even touch it.

There's no backup plan.

Right, I should try it without the bra?

- Of course, without.
- Okay.

The backup plan is that
I'll be in my Skims pajamas,

at home, eating.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It fits.

SAMUEL: It's pretty. It's pretty.
It fits well.

Right? It's a little big, actually.

The replica dress fits me
and is like big on me,

and I thought,
"Oh, my God, this is perfect."

I bet the fabric shrunk
a little bit over time

but like the dress will fit.

I'm one step closer
to bringing my vision to life.

Look at how tall
the shoes I'm wearing are.

I had to find
my highest stripper shoes

because she's much taller than me.

Ooh, she had a shawl on top
that was like falling at one point.

We got to get this too.

KIM: That fell like that, at one point.

Yeah.

I do think that you should modernize it
to a point though.

- Totally. The hair should be modern.
- The lip, yeah.

Ever since I did the Balenciaga look

with the face mask
and covered from head to toe.

It changed the way that I feel
about just looking pretty on a,

on a red carpet.
Like it's not, especially for the Met,

like, it's not just about
looking pretty.

It has to be a story.
It has to be a whole vibe.

And this dress is such a good story.

- I need video inspo.
- Here.

Stop.

[GASPS]

[ON PHONE]
Mr. President, Marilyn Monroe.

I wonder where Jackie was.

Crying in the bathroom.

[SINGING]
Happy birthday

To you

Happy birthday to you

Those boobs are way pointier.

Jumping around with
her [BLEEP] hanging out like that.

Wow.

- Wow.
- I'm making history.

[SINGING]
Happy birthday to Mr. President

[LAUGHING]

[SONG PLAYING]
Quit telling me how I should be

How I should look, how to feel
'Cause honestly

It's boring me

Don't tell me what I gotta lose

'Cause I know I gotta choose
what's right for me

Oh, my goodness.

- Look at you.
- I'm free today.

Why do you look so gorge?

I was just born this way.

The camel is out.

- Is she?
- In full effect. I love it.

Khloé's camel toe is
named "Camille the Camel."

[LAUGHS]

It's very famous.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi. That's a fab outfit.

Oh, my God, I don't think you and I
should walk together,

wait till you see my pants.

Oh, my God, I almost wore that same...
I wore that earlier.

This top, this is Skims.

Oh, my God,
the True photoshopping story.

- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

I forgot we made up that story.

So basically I have a grid for IG.

- KOURTNEY: Mm-hm.
- And I'm doing pinks and blues.

- Mm hm.
- And so there was the cutest picture

- of Chi and Stormi at Disneyland...
- Yeah...

- I heard this.
- And they're wearing pink.

I sent it to Kylie for approval.

She goes, "No, I really don't want
any pics of Stormi out right now."

I respect it.

- So I photoshopped True's face onto...
- KHLOÉ: Stormi's body.

KOURTNEY: I've seen this.
I was thinking...

KHLOÉ: She sent it to me.

...there's no way anyone
would ever do that.

No, she sent it to me and I said,

"Wait, you took True
to Disneyland without me?"

And she was like, "No,

-"but I'm happy you thought that."
- I go, Khlo I'm posting this.

- Yeah. I don't know.
- And then you posted "True's

"first time to Disneyland."

Everyone thinks it's like a

- major scandal's going on.
- You heard it here first.

It's not a major scandal.
I just wanted my grid pink and blue.

- Oh, who cares?
- Photoshop fail.

- But whatevs.
- KOURTNEY: Major.

KHLOÉ: So, what's going on
with your Marilyn dress?

They just pulled
the whole thing from me,

- so I can't even do it.
- The dress?

Yeah, and I'm fuming.

I had to try the prototype first
and see if that fit

and once it fit, they sent the original
and when I went to put it on,

it wouldn't even go up over my hips.

And I just was, like, devastated.

- MAN: All right.
- You know what? I'll try everything

and if I really get ten pounds down,
then we'll try it again.

It's like I was so prepared
to go in my head

that it's going to make me
so sad to not.

I feel a lot of people
are not this year.

KOURTNEY: Are you not?

If they don't let me wear
the dress. No.

- Oh my God. Really?
- Yeah.

KOURTNEY: I'm sorry.

I wrote them like a groveling begging
email, so, but they were very firm.

They said, "We can't get insurance."
I said, "We'll get the insurance."

"We can't do this.
I have an answer for everything."

And they're just like, "No, we can't."
You know, so I'm just like...

I just found that out today,
so I'm devastated.

I just can't believe that's
something you find enjoyable,

like going on a red carpet,
gives me the most anxiety.

I don't understand why
we have to do them.

I [BLEEP] hate them.

I don't ever want to do them.

I will do photo sh**t.
I will be out with paparazzi.

Anything more than a [BLEEP] red carpet.

- And...
- KIM: Why?

I used to feel the same.

KHLOÉ: Red carpets are
the worst thing in my life.

They're my dream come true.

It's like open season
for people to critique you.

Talk about this.

Talk about... Get off my [BLEEP].

The Met sounds like...

Oh, my God, I see
how many cameras there are.

Why?

Just why?
Unless I'm Kendall, it's not happening.

I used to feel that way,
and now I'm just

like, oh, my God, I'm gonna laugh.

I'm gonna...

That's 'cause you're with Trav,

- so you have fun.
- Yeah.

What am I doing by myself

- walking that thing.
- Totally walking by myself,

- I don't think I could.
- KHLOÉ: [BLEEP] tomatoes.

KOURTNEY:
Should I show you my Met look?

- It's like a deconstructed suit...
- That's dope.

I used to feel that,
like going to the Met would be,

like terrifying with all the cameras

and I used to think it would
give me such anxiety

but I think going with Travis
and just like having a good time

and laughing and having
a good night together, I don't know.

It just feels like something
that I'm excited to do.

KIM: Wait. Hold on.
Our attorney's calling.

-[PHONE RINGING]
- This is like a suit deconstructed.

- That's cool.
- A long sleeve shirt...

- This is skin here.
- MAN: Hi.

KIM: I'm here with Kourtney and Khloé
and we are just wondering

whatever happened
to the part of the case

where she had to give her records?

The mother of my brother's daughter is

suing me, Kylie, Kimberly

and my mom for defamation
and interference with the contract

and the trial starts next week.

She is saying that the Rob & Chyna show,

didn't get a second season
because we interfered with it,

not because they weren't
in a relationship anymore.

She started to give records?

Is that going to be like,
sufficient enough?

MICHAEL: [ON PHONE]
We made a motion.

It's going to be heard on Friday morning
to exclude her damage claim

because she has not
fulfilled her obligation

to give us all the stuff.

She basically gave us a data dump
of bank records, but they're incomplete.

We don't have tax returns.

We're missing all kinds of stuff.

So, yeah, we have a motion
pending on that.

So my question is, if she didn't fulfill
her end of the bargain...

Yeah, if she doesn't fulfill
her end of the bargain,

why would we have to
go forward with the case?

So what's the point?

So my question is, if she didn't fulfill
her end of the bargain...

KIM: If she doesn't fulfill
her end of the bargain,

why would we have to go forward?

Because she could still go through
with the claim of

who's right and who's wrong

- but then no damages.
- There's no damages.

So, what's the point?

MICHAEL: She could claim
what are called nominal damages.

- She could say, well...
- KIM: For a dollar.

I want a trial to go forward
to show that I was right.

She gets a dollar. Defamation cases,

there's oftentimes people will sue
and they seek to recover a dollar

because they're trying to make a point,
so it wouldn't end the case per se,

but it would take
a lot of the sting out of it.

Yeah. Even the fact that, she had
a restraining order against my brother.

How can they do a show together

- if there's a restraining order...
-Exactly.

...and they physically can't stand
next to each other?

I definitely am really nervous
because I know in a lot of

the justice reform work that I'm in
is that when a jury's involved,

there's no telling what,
how people will side.

And even if you have the truth on your
side and you believe in your team,

there's just, you have no idea
what the outcome is going to be.

MICHAEL: You guys have to be
straight faced, treat it seriously.

It's like we're in Church.
That's how I always tell people.

- Yeah,
- Yes, of course.

I haven't been to a trial
since I was 14 years old.

Well, you're gonna see one
in the next ten days.

You're going to see a real spectacle.

All right. Well, that was all
the questions we have for now.

Call me if you got any questions.
I'm always here.

Okay. Thank you.

- Okay. Ciao. Bye.
- Bye

She's suing us
for over $100 million dollars

and we're leaving our fate
in the hands of 12 random people.

What if they hate us?

KOURTNEY: No one hates us, Khloé.

Hopefully, you find people
that just don't know who we are.

KHLOÉ: I just... Listen.

Facts are the facts.
Right is right. Wrong is wrong.

I'm not worried
about something I've done.

I'm saying it's gonna be
stressful and annoying

and that you know, while she's suing us,
Dream's at my house.

Yeah, that's what's so crazy.

I'm so sad that you guys
can't come to my dress fitting

because of this stupid trial.

I know. While you are
living your best life in Italy,

Kim and I will be in a courtroom
dealing with the law.

[SONG PLAYING]
Don't stop, don't stop

Come on, move with me

Let's rock, let's rock
Come on, groove with me

Don't stop, don't stop

Come on, move with me

You know how to do it, baby
You know how to do it

Like this
Your body knows what to do

Shake it like you feel brand new

Kim and I and all of our kids

are heading to Palm Springs
this weekend for Easter.

We typically do this every Easter.

Kourtney drove up this morning,
and the rest of my family

has been in Palm Springs all week.

[SONG CONTINUES]
Join in

Don't stop, don't stop

Come on, move with me

You know how to do it, baby
You know how to do it

KOURTNEY: Can we open our presents
from my mom?

Yeah. Let's do it.

KOURTNEY: Happy Easter.

Oh, my gosh.

- Get ready.
- Whoa.

New pajamas?

We're all gonna be matching. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, I have mine too.

- Yeah. I think we all have them.
- Penelope.

Oh, my gosh, these are so cute.

We are all going
to look super cool on Sunday.

KOURTNEY: These are so cute.

- Are you excited to go with me to Italy?
- I am.

What are we going to do there?

- Do our...
-[BOTH LAUGH]

Our fittings.

We made a decision
to really put all of our energy

that we were putting towards, like

trying to have a baby into our wedding.

We had decided to put IVF on hold,

but like the physical and mental toll

that it can take on me,

I think we felt it was really important
to just really not think about it

and just really enjoy the process
of like thinking about our wedding.

What? Do you want an answer?

Are wedding dresses sexy?

Okay.

You don't get to know anything.

I've already seen your tux.

-[LAUGHING]
- I got to go through all your sketches.

KIM: Hello?

Hi.

Cute.

KOURTNEY: Hi.
KRIS: Hi.

- Hey, Mom.

- Hi, Gucci girl.
- We had...

KHLOÉ: Why is everyone in green?
What's happening?

It is amazing

to have my whole family here for Easter,
and we do this every year.

So this is 40 something years
of going on

Easter celebrations
and we have the best time.

KHLOÉ: How was your fitting?

KYLIE: It was amazing and so special.

- Oh, good.
- KYLIE: Yes.

KIM: Ky, you like it? You feel good?

I feel so good.
I wanna show you guys pictures

because I want it...
I wore a mermaid dress every year.

So I want to do something really big...

- KIM: Yeah. Yeah.
- ...this year and... [LAUGHS]

KIM: I feel like mine, you know,
they're not letting me do it anymore.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah. They pulled the plug.

- So what are you gonna do?
- No idea.

- What? That sucks.
- Yeah, I might not go.

At this moment,
I'm not going to the Met,

so I could already
feel the FOMO happening.

I'm not gonna give up.

And this girl loves to snuggle with me.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Are you ready?

Are you ready

For love?

For love

[KOURTNEY SPEAKS]

Okay, Dear Lord Jesus,

please take us from LA to Italy safely.

Please give us comfort and peace.

May angels sit
on the wings of our plane.

In Jesus' name. Amen.

- Thank you, God. Amen.
- Thank you, God. Amen.

Travis and I are going
to Milan to do our

fittings for our wedding
and our wedding weekend.

I'm bringing some of
my best friends and my stylist

and Travis has his stylist
and we're really excited.

The last time we did this,
we were with my mom and Corey.

What? Oh.

- Go to Italy? Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- That was so fun.
- Yeah.

WOMAN: I left space in my suitcase...

- What did we do? We kind of just...
- Why didn't we invite them?

- Because my mom has her trial.
- Oh. [BLEEP]

Yeah, no one could come.

None of them could come
'cause they all have their trial.

- They would have been so fun, babe.
- Mm-hmm.

Simon's texting me. Here. He said,

"I'm crying. You and T are going to die.

"This is the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.

"He has so many options."

Because I was worried that...

- Yeah.
- ...he didn't have any options

and that he was just going to be

sitting there because for him to, like,
leave his kids, he's like me,

- with, like leaving the kids.
- Yeah.

This is also the longest time period

that me and Travis
are leaving our kids.

From Milan,
we go to New York for the Met.

And then we finally get
to come home to our kids.

We're both really similar
and get like, this guilty feeling,

but we shorten it up, like,
as much as we can.

We were just talking about
what kind of band I should get

'cause I have to order my band,
like ASAP.

So look, this is the ones
that she sent for him.

The only one that I kind of liked
was that. So it's black gold

with black diamonds here,
but he didn't love any.

BARKER: I don't know.
KOURTNEY: He was saying,

- maybe even no diamonds.
- I was just saying, I should...

I want to be able to wear it
all the time.

- I don't want to feel like it's fancy.
- Yeah.

He was saying he couldn't
drum with it, no matter what.

They'll bend into my finger,
like, immediately.

I feel like no matter what,
we're gonna be ready to go.

So excited.
Ready to try on every outfit.

All right, guys.

I'm going to go take a nap
and I'll see you in Milan.

KIM: I have about three weeks
to fit into this dress.

I am going to do every last thing
that I can to try to make this happen.

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

It's going to be really hard
and I'm going to have to eat so clean

and so perfect and cut out sugar,
which is so hard for me.

And please, let me try it on again.

I'm not going to take no for an answer.

[SONG CONTINUES]
You want a thing

You really gotta earn it

You better earn it
Show your purpose

Why you working?
What's the purpose?

You better earn it

Show your purpose

Why you working?
What's the purpose?

[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

Being here in Milan and knowing

that our wedding
is less than 30 days away

is making everything feel
so much more real.

You and I have never been to Milan.

BARKER: It feel so good to travel
and not be on a crazy schedule.

- KOURTNEY: Like traveling for pleasure?
- Yeah.

KOURTNEY: You know, last summer
we went to Italy together.

We came to Portofino,
and we also spent time in Venice.

So this is our first time
to Milan together.

MAN: Hello.

- Hi.
- Good morning. Welcome.

- Good morning.
- KOURTNEY: Thank you.

- Good morning. How you guys doing?
- Welcome...

BARKER: Wow.

- So nice.
- So nice.

- They have pistachios for you.
- BARKER: Oh, my God.

KOURTNEY: Wow.

Babe, we're not going to want to leave.

BARKER: I know. We can get lost in here.

Look. There's a photo of us from Venice.

BARKER: No way.

KOURTNEY: Riding on the gondola.

BARKER: Yeah.

- It's so cute.
- They like went out of their way.

It feels like, homey.

KOURTNEY: Here we are.

I want a coffee so bad, baby.

- We're going to have one.
- Yeah.

KOURTNEY: We could get married
right here, babe.

- On this...
- Mm-hmm. It's so nice.

We are going
to Dolce and Gabbana's private offices.

They've completely
set up their whole offices

just for me and for Travis.

[BARKER SPEAKING]

- KOURTNEY: No. No.
- Okay.

KOURTNEY: It's like a fairy tale.

I feel so special, like a princess, for
the way that they've set this all up.

It's so beautiful.

I'm like, "Is someone filming this?"
But they are.

[ALL LAUGH]

Oh, my gosh, babe.

Whoa, I could actually
see you wearing this.

I know. Me too. I love that.

Oh, and then it has pants.

I love that. Should we have a coffee

- before we separate?
- Sure.

Is there any way we can get

a cappuccino before we start?

Anyone else?

- Raise your hand now.
- SIMON: No, thank you.

-[ALL LAUGH]
- Dani, Liz.

Okay, five.

Oh, my gosh!

That's crazy.

I'm gonna crown you.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

- Thank you, my baby.
- Does that hurt?

No.

KOURTNEY:
How is it gonna stay on there?

- SIMON: That's clearly the look.
-[ALL LAUGH]

KOURTNEY:
Wait. I want to try it on.

- STEPHANIE: That's just like, a look.
- Nice.

It's a look.
Imagine if this was my new look.

STEPHANIE: This is how you should
greet everyone. Your opening outfit.

KOURTNEY: Everyone who comes?

I think it was made for me.

- BARKER: Mm.
- Is it good.

Yeah. It's so good.

I feel like your mom is going to deliver
look after look for this weekend.

Oh, my God,
imagine if they were all here.

I'm going to have
a heart att*ck the day of.

Like, I don't know if I can survive.

- STEPHANIE: Are you nervous?
- I don't want to be drugged or anything

- but I need to, like...
- Excuse me?

- Thank you.
-[ALL LAUGHING]

SIMON: We agree.

Like I mean, nerves are normal.
But if you're with people you love,

you could trip and fall
and roll down the aisle

and people'd say,
"This is the best wedding."

KOURTNEY:
I think about it all the time.

Will I survive? Or will I pass out?

It's like... I don't know.

It just makes me nervous.

- All right. Are you ready?
- BARKER: Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.
This one is so good.

Those burgundy shoes are so cool.

Oh, my gosh, that's so good. So cute.

Today's fitting is

all of our looks for everything
on our wedding weekend.

So they remade archive looks
so that they're brand new.

- But they're archive.
- SIMON: Okay.

DANI: It's the exact replica
of the runway.

- Yeah, sick.
- Perfect.

This looks so good.

- It is so good.
- The fur really sends me.

- Really?
- No, the fur is triggering me.

STEPHANIE:
You look like a full rockstar.

So freaking cute.

Yeah, I love it.

And I love that it looks like hearts.

Cute. Thanks, guys.

- I feel like these feel really nice.
- Okay.

Looks so comfortable, too.

- I think we need more coffee, you guys.
- I know.

- SIMON: Yeah, so we're good, right?
- Yes.

One size down.

- I like this, how it's sloping here.
- Yeah.

- BARKER: It's humongous.
- I know.

[STEPHANIE SPEAKS]

I can just feel it 'cause
just talking about this stuff,

I'm just like, "I can't believe, like,
this is actually happening."

- It's like, really real.
- Yeah.

It like, freaks me out.
I'm like, "How did I get to this place?"

[ALL LAUGH]

KOURTNEY:
These rooms are incredible.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, they're sick.

- We could just have it here.
- Right?

Tomorrow, while we have our outfits,
right babe?

- STEPHANIE: Really throw off the...
- Yeah.

Yeah, the production's, like, "Yeah."

SIMON: For sure.

BARKER: Let's do it.

- KOURTNEY: Could be our fourth wedding.
- FaceTime your mom.

Well, I think this was a success.

BARKER: Huge success.
SIMON: Yeah.

Huge success and...

Anything that compares to my looks,

we better stash away,

so that no one has access.

- Yeah.
- SIMON: Smart.

NORA: These are one of a kind.

Yeah, these are insane.

We're so glad you're happy.

And then Domenico
will be here tomorrow for the...

KOURTNEY: Big fitting tomorrow.
BARKER: Yeah.

I can't believe you guys got off
a flight today and went right into this.

- NORA: That was today?
- That was today.

KOURTNEY: I'm so jetlagged
I'll start crying right now.

[ALL LAUGH]

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

I just thought you would love this.

I flew all the way to Florida

to try on the Marilyn dress at Ripley's.

They weren't even gonna let me
try it on until Kris Jenner called.

We have four days until the Met Ball.

I have honestly been working my ass off.

I will be crushed
if this doesn't pay off.

Dear Lord...

I have been
officially invited to the Met.

I have been invited in the past.
I just opted not to go.

I'm not big on red carpets.

Kim was trying to tell her,
"Your heart is in your throat."

- Okay, I don't think...
- And they're going, "Khloé! Khloé!

"Khloé! Khloé! Over here! Khloé!

-"Khloé! Khloé! Khloé!"
- Yeah.

- It's wild. It's so intense.
- Yeah.

I'm so excited now.

No.

I haven't seen anything.

But Travis can't see.

It's my first time
trying on my wedding dress.

That is some surgery.

[ALL LAUGHING]

I'm like, literally panicking
about tomorrow.

The Met and...

[BLEEP]

Now we're just trusting


To me, I'm like,
it's an open and shut case.

Why has it taken so long?

[SONG PLAYING]
Don't stop, don't stop

Come on, move with me

Let's rock, let's rock
Come on, groove with me

Don't stop, don't stop
Come on, move with me

You know how to do it, baby
You know how to do it, do it

Don't stop, don't stop
Come on, move with me

Let's rock, let's rock
Come on, groove with me

Don't stop, don't stop
Come on, move with me

You know how to do it, baby
You know how to do it, do it

Time flies when you're riding so high

Let the b*at hit you right

Let it all out tonight

Out tonight

Dance, dance, dance, dance
Jump right in

You know how to do it, baby
You know how to do it, do it

Let me just say one thing about this

flame outfit that everyone
wants to talk about,

and on the Internet,
destroyed me and was like,

"Ha-ha, this is what she gets.

"You know, not being with Kanye,
finally, one look, she dresses herself.

"The Kanye outfits must have ran out."

The tea is this was one of the outfits
he styled and picked out.

So if you guys knew that,
and if we were together,

you guys would think it was
the coolest outfit in the world.

Everyone is so [BLEEP] fickle.

Absolutely.