02x08 - I Never Thought I'd See the Day

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

KIM: Previously on "The Kardashians."

- I told you my idea, right? Marilyn.
- Mm.

KIM: I am so excited

just to do my own vision this year.

When I went to put it on,

it wouldn't even go up over my hips.

But no one is more determined than me.

Going on a red carpet
gives me the most anxiety.

I don't understand why we have to do them.

It's like open season

- forpeople to critique you.
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

Get off my [bleep].

Travis and I are going to Milan

to do our fittings for our wedding.

- DANI: So good.
- KOURTNEY: Cute. Thanks, guys.

Well, I think this was a huge success.

She's suing us for over
a hundred million dollars.

The mother of my brother's
daughter is suing for defamation

and interference with a contract.

And we're leaving our fate in
the hands of 12 random people.

What if they hate us?

[dramatic music]

- [lively music]
- [car horns honking]

[singing in foreign language]

KOURTNEY: I'm ready

- to go see that church.
- SIMON: Let's go. Let's go.

- WOMAN: We sure liked having you.
- MAN: Hey.

[bicyclist speaking in Italian]

[upbeat music]

Thank you for doing all this.

No, of course babe, thank you.

- I think it's going to be, like,
- No, it's amazing.

something like, when are we
ever gonna be, like, in Milan

trying on, like...

rolling out the...

royal treatment. You know?

- Yeah.
- KOURTNEY: I have a super busy

week ahead.

Tomorrow's fitting is
the most important one,

which is my actual wedding dress

and his actual wedding outfit.

Oh my gosh. Can't wait to see it.

- KOURTNEY: Can you go inside?
- GUIDE: Yes. Also on top.

My legs almost collapsed right there,

like crossing the street.

It's like the jet lag, the stairs,

the running three miles.

That's how we do it though, baby.

- That's what we do.
- It's all preparing you

to walk down that aisle, babe.

- Yeah.
- You're gonna be like,

you can run down the aisle,
you could like, whatever.

Remember I first told you, like,
can I run,

I'm gonna run down the aisle to you

- when I see to you?
- Mm-hmm.

That'd be the cutest thing ever.

What should we do?

KOURTNEY: Um, I say
we take a photo like now,

before there gets to be a lot of people.

Are you gonna lift me up?

- TRAVIS: I guess so.
- KOURTNEY: Okay.

BOTH: One, two, three.

- [Kourtney chuckles]
- [Travis moans]

[both chuckling]

[lips smacking]

Remember when Natalie was like,
"Guys get a new pose."

- Get a new pose?
- Yeah, remember that?

Okay. Okay, should we try to get inside?

TRAVIS: Yeah.

KOURTNEY: Wow. Look
how cool the doors are.

Gosh, babe, look at all that.

That's so cool.
Look at the top of the door.

TRAVIS: Yeah.

- This is like-
- KOURTNEY: How crazy is all

the carving in the marble?

TRAVIS: This is so beautiful.

Wow. It's insane.

- [person speaking in Italian]
- KOURTNEY: Oh, okay. Thank you.

TRAVIS: Thank you.

It's too bad they wouldn't
let the cameras go in.

- KOURTNEY: I know.
-♪ Stars fall out the sky ♪

- TRAVIS: Was it worth it?
- KOURTNEY: Yeah. What do you think?

TRAVIS: Yeah, I think
it was cool. Thank you.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- KOURTNEY: You were awesome. Thank you.

KOURTNEY: Thank you. Thank you so much.

Fan: It's Travis Baker!

Travis Baker.

KOURTNEY: I love when
people call you Travis Scott.

TRAVIS: Travis Scott or Travis Baker.

KOURTNEY: Yeah. Or when
they call me Khloe.

TRAVIS: Is this us right here?

CAMERAMAN: Guys, will you say bye to us?

Bye.

- ♪ River, high till the end of time ♪
- FAN: Bye.

♪ Let's pretend like
summer never ends, ends ♪

♪ Waking up with you inside my bed ♪

♪ Waking up in the sun, life is paradise ♪

♪ Can't get enough of your love
and these clear blue skies ♪

♪ Hands on me, feel your
b*at, good to be alive ♪

♪ Waking up in the sun, life is paradise ♪

Oh, my God. Wonder what this is.

Elizabeth Arden Pearly Silver.

Mario, you're gonna die.

We're in Orlando at the
Ripley's Believe It or Not.

This is Marilyn's makeup. You've
showed me this on pictures.

Yeah. This is the original one.

We're trying it on now.

If not, I'm going in this sweater.

- Just kidding.
- [people laugh]

That'll be iconic too.

That'll be the dinner. I'm just like...

I flew all the way to Florida to try on

the Marilyn dress at Ripley's.

They were not gonna
let me wear this dress.

They weren't even gonna let me try it on

until Kris Jenner calls.

Producer: Kris, what did you
say to Ripley's?

- [Kris chuckles]
-'Cause they were like, flat out no.

[Kris laughs]

And I was like, "Please, Mom,

if you make this happen, I'll marry you."

[producer laughing]

I would've done anything.

I cannot tell you my secrets.

But if somebody says
no, you know what I say.

You're talking to the wrong person.

She was just, I was there, and I was like,

screaming at her on the phone
going, "I'll pay for it.

I'll this, I'll fly to Florida.

I'll do an appearance
at Ripley's, I'll this!"

And she's just like, "Shut up, shut up."

She kept muting them and going, "Shut up!"

So after my mom's conversation,

they've agreed to let me try
on the dress one last time.

And if it fits, I'm going to the Met.

If it doesn't fit,
I'm not going to the Met.

Thank you. Okay.

I'm trying on shapewear.

We're in the Marilyn
room. This better work.

Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.

CHRIS: That's the dress.

KIM: Please, Lord. Please.

- [upbeat music]
- ATTENDANT: Here you go.

There you go.

KIM: Yeah, I'm sweating.
I'm just like so nervous.

Oh, wait, I need the gloves.

I have honestly been working my ass off

to see my vision come to life.

I will be crushed if this doesn't pay off.

KIM: ♪ Dear Lord. ♪

Should you sing hallelujah or something?

Do I need to put on
another pair of shapewear?

It's hard 'cause you can't
shimmy into this dress

the way that I really would.

That's the difficult part.
It just has to glide up.

And Chris Appleton was like,

"We didn't fly all the way
over here for nothing."

- CHRIS: Kim, push.
- KIM: No.

- CHRIS: Kim, push it.
- KIM: Push what?

CHRIS: Push your ass. Push your ass.

- KIM: Like where?
- CHRIS: In.

Push.

KIM: He lifted up like

my butt in my Skims,

re kind of positioned my
shapewear, and then it went up.

- Oh, my God. It fits.
- [woman gasps]

- WOMAN: And it looks beautiful.
- Oh, my God!

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. Can we use that tie
and tie it and keep it open?

ATTENDANT: Think so. That,
or we can look for...

- We cannot push this. It's too tight.
- Well just, that tie,

- that tie comes with it, right?
- ATTENDANT: Yes, yes.

Like, what if we did that
and then put a fur over?

It's perfect idea.

Oh, my God! We can maybe make it! We...

It's happening.

I'm so nervous.

This is happening.

I'm gonna be wearing Marilyn Monroe's

original dress to the Met Ball.

Kind of fits.

KHLOE [over phone]: No!

Kind of. I mean, the back doesn't zip.

My butt still doesn't fit, but it goes up.

Kimberly, shut the [bleep] up

-that you got in that.
- I got in it. I got in it.

So proud of you!

Thank you!

Oh, my God. I can't believe I did it.

Like, I just can't believe it.

I'm so happy right now.

I can't even celebrate.

I'm happy, but I have to get home,

and this trial just started,
so I just have to focus

'cause I have no time.

[singing in foreign language]

[singing in foreign language continues]

Welcome. My princess is getting ready.

Guys, are we gonna cry today?

I feel like I have anxiety.

STEPH: Oh, no, no, no,
it's for sure happening.

I already cried this morning.

- STEPH SHEPHERD: Like, I can feel it-
- With happiness.

In my bones.

I opened the window and it's so
beautiful, I cried.

- [people laughing]
- SIMON: I kind of like that for us.

Oh, my God.

It's my first time trying
on my wedding dress.

I was getting messages
about it all morning.

- Oh, my God.
- Nora said

it's on another level of life.

Stop. Remember we were
just gonna run away?

- TRAVIS: Mm-hmm.
- KOURTNEY: Just get married, you and I.

- TRAVIS: Yeah.
- We tried.

[singing in foreign language]

[camera shutters clicking]

- Hi.
- [men greeting]

KOURTNEY: Hi.

- KOURTNEY: So nice. Wow.
- TRAVIS: It's so nice.

[elegant piano music]

- TRAVIS: How you doing?
- [man speaks in foreign language]

TRAVIS: I feel like we're
getting married right now.

KOURTNEY: I know. We
should just do it here.

TRAVIS: Is this where we're
- KOURTNEY: We're gonna sit here.

gonna do cappuccino?

- ATTENDANT: Soy cappuccino then?
- BOTH: Sure.

I had... He gave me an
abundance of caffeine already,

but I will have a sip.

You'll have a sip. Okay, perfect.

- Do you want one? Okay.
- Should we... Yeah, of course.

- Honey, that was so cool.
-'Cause I feel like you...

- KOURTNEY: What? The piano?
- TRAVIS: Yeah, the piano.

I feel like we need her at our wedding.

- Someone playing the piano?
- Yeah.

- We're in a palace right now.
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- With the piano playing.
- It's so good.

- SIMON: Yeah.
- STEPH: Are you nervous?

KOURTNEY: Yeah, and-

SIMON: It's the buildup too.
The anticipation.

Yeah. I'm like, why do
I feel like throwing up?

And then he also gave me
an abundance of caffeine.

Which always makes one more emotional.

No, like throwing up.

- Oh.
- [all laughing]

STEPH: And we're throwing up.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hello.

It's so good to see you. Mwah.

- DOMENICO: Welcome.
- Mwah. Thank you.

- Travis.
- How you doing? Good to see you.

I have known Domenico Dolce for years now,

vacationed at their home
over the years in Portofino.

He was at my 40th birthday party.

And so we're super excited
to be working with him.

[Domenico speaks in Italian]

Thank you. This has been so amazing.

SIMON: If this is the fitting,
what is the wedding?

Yeah, we were like,
we should just get married here

when we walked in and
the piano was playing.

I wanna book the guy because
he's simple...

Not too much diva,

Because I think the diva is here.

- KOURTNEY: Yeah. [laughs]
- [group laughs]

That's it. [speaking in Italian]

We'd like to make to organize,
the best, like my wedding.

- KOURTNEY: Okay.
- I'd like to marry again, but...

[all laugh]

You have one, a copy about this?

- KOURTNEY: Yes. I saw it.
- SIMON: Yes.

KOURTNEY: We went through it together.

I read it to him like a fairytale.

- [all laugh]
- Okay.

This is all the properties...

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

The day when people arrive,

- Mm. Mm-hm.
- we speak with Puny.

Mm-hmm.

Puny, you k now, is like the most...

famous restaurant in Portofino.

- We love it.
- And for the dinner,

all the restaurant is for your family,

for you and your family.

With the food,

I think the food,

I don't know if some people

have allergy, you know,
now with the new ones,

we have allergy.

- Yes.
- SIMON: Vegan.

- He's vegan.
- Yeah.

- We have a vegan here.
- For when, for three day,

you lose completely what you have.

[all laughing]

For three days you are happy.

No, if you have some, we
organize a special dish.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Amazing.

Perfect. We love it.

I tell you what, don't rock my boat

with the paparazzi, you are in Portofino.

- Yeah.
- It's impossible-

KOURTNEY: Oh, you're saying there will be?

- Yes.
- Now, is [speaking in Italian].

- It's public area.
- SIMON: Yes.

If you work in Portofino,
you have a paparazzi.

- Mm-hmm.
- If you work in Alaska,

you don't have the paparazzi.

[chuckles] Okay.

Okay. [speaks in Italian]

You see the dress yet?

No.

- I haven't seen anything.
- Ah no?

- SIMON: No.
- STEPH: No.

- Okay.
- But Travis can't see.

- DOMENICO: Travis it's impossible to see.
- I think I'm gonna go...

No. I think I'm gonna and try stuff on.

- You are? Okay.
- SIMON: You have a few more looks,

- right, yeah.
- Okay.

SIMON: Dress is next.

[singing in foreign language]

[singing in foreign language continues]

You are waiting and waiting.

Oh, my goodness. That is crazy.

- Oh!
- Go look intro the mirror.

- KOURTNEY: Okay.
- Look into the mirror.

- Okay.
- SIMON: Wow.

- Look, look in the mirror.
- Oh, my God.

- DOMENIC: Look in the mirror.
- KOURTNEY: Oh, my goodness.

That is beautiful, this is...

Oh, the mini one?

- DOMENIC: That there's the mini.
- STEPH: So cute.

KOURTNEY: Incredible. Wow. It's so cool.

But this is, you know, many tighter end.

It's point by point

- Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
- point by point,

...point.
This is not macchina.

This you need the night and day

don't sex, don't sleep

don't eat

don't napping.

Oh, my goodness, wow.
Should we put that on?

SIMON: It's ready. She's changing.

Yeah, we're gonna have to,

everyone's gonna have to get out.

[gentle piano music]

♪ And when I hold you, time slows down ♪

♪ Look at what you've done to me, oh ♪

- SIMON: We're so excited.
- STEPH: This is incredible.

- SIMON: This is insane.
- Like nothing

I've ever seen before.

♪ Wherever our road leads to ♪

- I love that.
- SIMON: Oh, my God.

WOMAN: Oh, my God!

[soft piano music]

[gentle piano music]

[people chattering]

[gentle piano music continues]

♪ It feels like there's nobody out there ♪

♪ Feels like there's nowhere to go ♪

♪ But I know that you're
gonna find your way home ♪

♪ You're not alone anymore ♪

♪ Hold up the sky when it's falling ♪

♪ Falling ♪

♪ You're not alone anymore ♪

- DOMENIC: Here to here.
- ATTENDANT: Yeah.

And so this will come out though.

- Okay. Not flat.
- [Domenic speaking in Italian]

She have a bit of big chest.
I need to reduce a little bit.

The second that I try my dress on,

Domenico springs into
action and starts like

biting bones out of my
dress and cutting things

and completely building a dress on me.

- DOMENIC: More up.
- KOURTNEY: Okay.

DOMENICO: Make the chest
come back more beautiful.

I think as long as it
doesn't push this down,

you know how sometimes it
could push my stomach down.

- May, oh.
- Okay.

Uh, more up, now I try it more here.

And this way... [speaking Italian] cut it.

- KOURTNEY: Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm.
- The chest come back up.

I don't wanna touch her. I'm gay, yes?

- SIMON: Touch away.
- [all laughing]

- We're here for that.
- DOMENIC: Because, no, I know

- all the secret.
- STEPH: Do what you need to do.

This way. [speaking in Italian]

- Sorry, I'm violent.
- KOURTNEY: Okay.

- v*olence is your thing.
- I'm a very violent man.

In this way, it's possible to,

- STEFANO: To fit. More...
- To fit very well. And more up.

So pretty.

ATTENDANT: One inch longer?
It covers the vag*na.

The vag*na is a little bit more down.

- Yes.
- [scissors clicking]

- That is some surgery.
- [all laugh]

[mellow music]

I am in the process of
getting fitted for my suit.

Trying on a bunch of stuff.

They are making everything perfect.

But it's gonna be completely elevated

and made into what you want.

Shoes are like the rims on
a car. You know what I mean?

To some people I may look crazy here,

like tattooed and whatever.

I like my wedding day to be like classic

and traditional sort of.

CHRIS KIN: The length
of the jacket is good.

- Yeah. This is perfect, right?
- CHRIS: Yeah.

[Kourtney laughs]

- Oh, my gosh.
- DOMENIC: I love it.

- It's beautiful.
- KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh. It's insane.

Do you think my mom walks me?

DOMENIC: Your mama work
with you, close to you.

Yeah, and you need two guys

- KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- on the s... on the back.

- KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- to take off about the train.

I'm your mom. I'm Kris, the mom.

- The mom, say hello.
- Introduce.

DOMENIC: Introduce like this.

- We kiss there.
- Oh, okay.

Take off this and give
your kiss on the mouth.

- Oh, right away?
- DOMENIC AND STEFANO: Si.

- To start?
- This is it.

- Call your mom.
- Oh, good.

- STEFANO: Kris...
- KOURTNEY: That makes me feel

so much better.

Hey, Mom.

COREY [over phone]: It's Corey.
Your mom in the shower.

Oh, I was trying to
show her my wedding dress.

You look amazing.

Isn't it cool?

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

You can't really see
me, but look, it's short.

Oh my God.

I was...

You look like a little doll.

Oh my goodness, Kourt.

You look so beautiful.

I want to cry.

I never thought I would be looking at you
in a wedding dress naked in the shower

[Kourtney laughs]

I love you, Honey. I hope you're
having the best time.

We are. I love you, we'll send pics.

- DOMENIC: Like this.
- ATTENDANT: Beautiful.

- KOURTNEY: Yes. Yeah.
- ATTENDANT: Yeah.

♪ Oh, you look so good
when you walk away ♪

- Are you happy?
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

- DOMENIC: Yes.
- Thank you.

- Now, I'll see you later.
- This is...

[speaks Italian]

I think he made it perfection.
I'm super happy.

I can't believe, like, I was like,

oh, my God, she's in wedding dress.
I never thought

- I'd see the day!
- I know, I never thought the day would,

- there would be a reason.
- STEPH: I know.

KOURTNEY: Yeah. I love it.

[upbeat music]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Your heart pounds and
your b*ating to rubs ♪

- You're skinnier than ever.
- Yeah, you're so tiny.

Your measurements are
skinnier than the models

- that wouldn't do the show.
- KHLOE: Yeah, right.

So you should know that that little waist-

- Stop flirting with me.
- Is teensy, eensy, beensy.

I have been officially invited to the Met.

I have been invited in the
past, I just opted not to go.

I'm not big on red carpets.

[chuckles] I think I've
made that very clear.

But good old Kimberly
has a way with words,

and I am also sort of a
pushover with some things.

And I guess I allowed her
to push me over. [laughs]

Or do you wanna take the front and like-

- Skinny minny.
- Okay.

I think you have to undo the back though.

Do you guys get how cool this is

that you have Jeremy Scott
in Khloe's house on camera?

You guys just don't get
it. I mean, maybe you do.

I get it. So this is a really big deal.

This is so exciting.

This will be the first
time that every sister

is at the Met together.

- I was telling Jeremy that on Saturday.
- Aw.

Kourtney's first time, Khloe's first time.

Somehow it was online that...

I saw it was on DeuxMoi. The Bible.

[Jeremy laughs]

This is so exciting.

Khloe's always been really
nervous to go to the Met.

But after this year, we decide
she's going,

and that's it.

Producer: Who's we?

Me and myself.

[gasps] This is so beautiful.

KHLOE: My gosh.

- I'm already getting anxiety.
- KIM: Oh, my God.

Yeah, show off that corset cleave.

- JEREMY: Sensational.
- KIM: So I was like,

you're gonna look amazing.

You're gonna use my glam.
We're gonna get ready together.

We're gonna make this like
the best experience ever,

and you're gonna feel good about yourself

and show the world, [bleep] you,

I'm invited to the Met,
dude, like, I'm going.

KIM: This is so beautiful.

I can't breathe but that's fine.

JEREMY: Looking really beautiful already.

You don't need to breathe.

- Breathing's overrated.
- KHLOE: Yeah. [laughs]

JEREMY: Wait till like the
lights are on it, everything-

- KIM: Oh, my God,
- MAN: The lights, and

the lights on it will glitz.

- Do we shorten it a little? Okay.
- We will. Yes.

- I mean, you already have those gorgeous-
- I think I'm too tall for-

JEREMY: You are not too tall.

- Oh, my God. Good.
- You are perfect.

- Thanks.
- These gorgeous long legs? Please.

- No, I like being tall.
- Heaven. Heaven.

I love that everyone's
being so supportive,

but that doesn't take
away from how many cameras

are gonna be there and
how long this carpet is.

And that's just, it's really overwhelming.

I love you guys. I gotta run.

- Is it see-through?
- Mm-hmm.

- JEREMY: So good to see you.
- Oh, wow. That will really show

- through on the-
- This is happening.

- I love you.
- Love you.

- JEREMY: Bye, guys.
- KIM: Bye.

JEREMY: You look glamorous.

Like I said, you look like what
everyone wants a movie star

to look like, and no
movie stars can [bleep]

- manage to look like today.
- Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

Uh-oh, here's the boss. The other boss.

JEREMY: Oh. Well, hello.

- Hi.
- JEREMY: Hey, gorgeous. How are you?

- It's so good to see you.
- Good to see you. Mwah.

- KRIS: Good to see you.
- JEREMY: Can't wait for you to see

not only your gorgeous
Barbie Doll daughter-

- What?
- Here, look at her.

- KRIS: Oh, my God.
- JEREMY: Is that not

- a Hollywood star?
- You're like a movie star.

I told you!

KRIS: Look at what he's gonna
do with your hair.

- Mm, mm. Oh, honey.
- Isn't it just a

- Brigitte Bardot fantasy?
- KRIS: She's gonna...

Oh, you had a vodka.

- Oh, duh, of course.
- Okay, I was like,

- this is a different energy
- JEREMY: That's fine. It's allowed.

- than when we just dropped you off.
- This is I've been

- in court all day, honey.
- Yeah.

- And that's a different...
- She's had a couple.

- I'm shook.
- This is a different

energy of what I just left.

I am absolutely mentally,
spiritually, physically tired.

Tired from the trial.

Tired from being in the
courthouse all day, every day.

The Kardashians and Blac
Chyna were all, again,

here in court in person today.

REPORTER: Kris Jenner takes the stand.

It caps off an emotional, tearful day

in Blac Chyna's defamation
suit against the Kardashians

as she faced a real grilling
on cross examination.

Tired of thinking about this.
It's just exhausting.

So definitely a
two-martini night. Maybe three.

Kim was trying to tell her and
give her like the experience

- of when you walk out onto
- Mm-hm. Yeah. that carpet

and you want,
your heart is in your throat.

- Okay, I don't think I can have
- And they're going,

this talk right now.
"Khloe,

Khloe, Khloe, Khloe, over here, Khloe!

Listen, I'm the voice of reason.

- Khloe, Khloe, Khloe!
- Yeah.

It's wild. It's so intense.

I'm so excited now.

- I know.
- [Jeremy laughs]

I'm not nervous at all.

I wanna get her mentally prepared

so when she walks out onto the
biggest red carpet there is,

she knows exactly what to expect.

I don't want her to get
there and then scream at me

because I didn't prepare her.

- KHLOE: Great.
- You look like a dream.

- Thank you.
- Look like a dream. You're a dream.

- You're a dream.
- You're a dream.

- Your dream's Grandma.
- No, you're a dream.

- No, I'm not.
- You're a living,

like, little dream, I'm so proud of you.

I'm sweating my ass off.

I feel really great in the dress.

There's definitely some
work that needs to be done,

but it's incredible how good it looks.

And this is the very first fitting.

KHLOE: You know I hate talking on camera.

Down the barrel is the most awkward thing.

My phone and my bag.

See you guys at the Met. Love you.

♪ Baby, gonna let you go ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ Eyes are fading, dissipating ♪

♪ Can't stay in one place too long ♪

♪ So I jumped the fence
to my neighbor's yard ♪

♪ Hopped his pool, and
then I stole his car ♪

♪ I'm just trying to feel ♪

- ♪ Something real, something real ♪
- [both laughing]

♪ I'm just trying to feel ♪

♪ Something real ♪

KOURTNEY: The menu isn't vegan,
but they can make anything vegan

for you, and they'll also

- could make whatever you want.
- TRAVIS: Maybe, why don't you

order first, and then I'll,

- I'll think about it.
- KOURTNEY: Okay.

We're gonna share the gnocchi

with just tomato sauce.

Thank you.

Did you find a glass of wine for us?

- Oh. Awesome.
- There it is.

- TRAVIS: Babe, the gnocchi's so good.
- SIMON: That looks so good.

- Thank you.
- TRAVIS: Okay, eat your gnocchi.

- KOURTNEY: Oh, my gosh.
- What'd you think

- about our gnocchi?
- So good.

- Amazing.
- Delicious.

I was talking about how
bad I wanted gnocchi tonight,

and then this, it's so good.

Babe, look at, I ate all
of it. This is delicious.

- Thank you very much.
- Oh, my gosh.

Today was like a fairytale.

Babe, was it a fairytale for you?

- Yeah. It was, babe.
- [all laughing]

Are you thinking glam for your
bachelorette?

KOURTNEY: I don't know.

Babe, will you tell me what day it is?

Um, it's May 10th and 11th.

May 10th and 11th? Okay.

- [Travis laughs]
- Why?

No, I'm just asking. I'm not a planner.

- I know.
- So I'm just making sure.

I know, I was telling him
like the plans coming here,

like, okay, we're gonna hop off the plane,

straight to the fitting, like whatever.

And then you could see him like spiraling,

like starting to like panic.

And then I'm like,

"Would you rather just not know anything?"

- And he's like, "Yeah."
- [people chuckling]

I sent photos to my sisters and my mom,

- and they were all like-
- SIMON: Dying.

Yeah, and they're like,
"We wish we could be there.

Blac Chyna's ruining it all."

SIMON: The fact that you're
not in that trial, to me,

is just so Kourtney.

- [all laughing]
- KOURTNEY: I know. Exactly, it is.

- Such a blessing.
- When I saw all the people

lined up, I'm like, how is she not there?

Of course she's not in this trial.

I haven't even seen one thing about it.

- Are there like photos when they arrive?
- There's the sketches.

KOURTNEY: Oh, there's sketches?

- Yeah.
- STEPH: And how long is the trial?

- SIMON: It's a 10-day trial, yeah.
- I think, I think it's over on,

like, tomorrow.

Yeah.

- Cheers, guys.
- SIMON: Yeah.

- Thank you for your time-
- DANI AND SIMON: Cheers.

- And opinions.
- DANI: Cheers to you all.

And love for this whole
adventure in Italy.

- DANI: Cheers to you guys.
- Cheers. Cheers.

SIMON: Cheers. Cheers.

- Cheers.
- SIMON: Oh, my God.

Kourtney's making speeches?
Like, who is this woman?

- [all laughing]
- SIMON: Who is it?

- Who is Milan Kourtney?
- That's the longest speech

you'll ever hear from me, ever.

SIMON: Yeah.

- Babe.
- [upbeat music]

[singer vocalizing]

[upbeat music]

♪ Success, success ♪

♪ Got my mind set, I know what I want ♪

I've gone down to 118 again.

I got up to like 120,
which was tripping me out.

So I fit into the dress, but
I'm not gonna stop working out.

I have this sauna suit, and I put it on,

and it makes you just sweat.

Even if it's water weight, it'll help.

We're gonna do ten minutes on
the treadmill...

but then we're going to get on
the StairMaster.

We're gonna go super incline.

KIM: We have four days until the Met Ball.

I still need to dye my hair blonde.

I don't know when I'm gonna do that.

I only have like a day to go blonde.

When I thought to go in
Marilyn Monroe's dress,

and I know how precious
and fragile the dress is,

I knew I had to lose at least 10 pounds

for it to even go up on me.

This feels exhausting, but
it feels like a movie role,

you know, how like an
actor will lose weight,

gain weight for roles.

It feels like my role is Marilyn Monroe.

I'm determined.

♪ Hey, shake it up, little mama ♪

♪ Shake it, see you looking
thick in the cut low, mama ♪

♪ And the other night we
hooking up, little mama ♪

- ♪ I provide the way we cut low, mama ♪
- ♪ We cut ♪

[phone dings]

[bleep] guys, I have to go.
I'll work out later.

I need to be there for closing arguments,

so obviously as a defendant of the case.

But also, as an aspiring
attorney, I need to see

the closing arguments to see
how they piece it all together.

This is my first real
trial that I've seen,

which is like the best law
school you could imagine.

I've been taking notes during this trial.

Like, it was just so interesting to see

that you have to follow the proper process

in order to get evidence submitted.

And it is definitely really scary.

I've never really been
through a full trial

where I'm up for something.

It's just all fascinating to be living it

and learning it all at the same time.

There is not a chance I'm missing this.

This is like, what I live for.

My butt is so wet. That's all I need.

- All I need is my butt to shrink.
- [Melissa laughs]

I love Marilyn, but our curves
are in different places.

[Melissa laughs]

I'll do about 30 minutes later.

- MELISSA: Got it.
- Okay. Thank you.

- I leave tomorrow night.
- MELISSA: I know.

I'll work out tonight
and tomorrow morning.

- MELISSA: Okay.
- [door slams]

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

[upbeat music]

I'm like literally
panicking about tomorrow.

Well, not just about the Met, the Met,

and just like the [bleep] burden.

- KRIS: I know.
- FEMALE REPORTER: Jury deliberations

are continuing today in
the Blac Chyna lawsuit.

MALE REPORTER: The Jenner
and Kardashians facing

a contract interference claim.

The facts are the facts.

The fact though that we're
in trial blows my mind.

MALE REPORTER: There are other
defamation claims

against various members of
the Kardashian clan as well.

We didn't do anything wrong or dishonest.

- We told the truth.
- KHLOE: Right.

Now we're just trusting 12 people

that are gonna decide.
That's why I'm nervous.

FEMALE REORTER: The jury started
deliberating on Thursday,

and as soon as a verdict
is in, we will update you.

I'm just so confused.
That's why I'm nervous.

How did it get, why has it taken so long?

To me, I'm like,
it's an open-and-shut case.

I don't get it either, but
nothing surprises me anymore.

[upbeat music]

- KRIS: Sweet.
- KYLIE: Hey, guys.

- COREY: Hey.
- KLOE: Hi!

- Cute.
- Going to the Met Ball.

KYLIE: We're going to the Met Ball.

Are you nervous about anything?

- KYLIE: Khloe's first Met.
- I'm like what?

- KYLIE: Are you nervous or anything?
- Yeah, like, very.

- Oh, no. Don't be.
- Yeah.

KYLIE: I'm so excited for you.

- KRIS: Listen, you guys.
- KYLIE: We're going to New York!

KRIS AND KYLIE:

♪ We're going to New York! ♪

KHLOE: You're making me

-so stressed out.
- KRIS: Okay, everybody, hands in.

- Hands in for our little...
- Nude nails.

ALL: One, two, three, Met!

[plane engine]

- [airplane engine roaring]
-♪ Hit the ground, hit the ground ♪

- ♪ Hit the ground, hit the ground ♪
- ♪ Up, up, up we go ♪

♪ Hit the ground, money, money,
everybody's coming, bumming, ♪

- ♪ move back, move back, move back
- ♪ What's up ♪

Yeah, you want me to go in the back?
- Yeah.

Of course.

Oh, I'm good. Thanks.

- COREY: You got all your luggage?
- Let's go, guys.

[glass bottle clanking]

- You love that clink, clink, don't you?
- I hate it.

- [laughing]
- With everything in my body.

God, the [bleep] vodka in the backseat.

- Okay, I got the vodka.
- Okay.

We gotta make sure we
have the [bleep] vodka.

God forbid.

There's the city right there.

Look at the city over there, Khlo.

KHLOE: It's so beautiful, Mom.

Are you gonna tell me a story again?

- Let's talk about, what story?
- When I was a flight attendant-

Oh, my God. I knew this was gonna happen.

She's seen the New York skyline.

I feel like we're going to talk about

stewardess stories again,
or the [bleep] apartment.

When I was a flight attendant,

- I had...
- Wait, hold on. Hold on.

Okay.

[clears throat] Trying to muster up the

I give a [bleep] energy, so hold on

- a second.
- Oh, okay.

Give a [bleep] energy.

I think you keep forgetting

that you've told me this story.

I took my caring energy today.

- Oh, good.
- Yeah. So let's hear it.

Look. City.

Oh. Yeah, I love it.

I feel like we've gone through
every memory at this point.

- KRIS: Khlo, look.
- What?

- The city.
- KHLOE: Oh. That's wonderful.

Like we've had to have hit
every memory in her life.

Here we are. New York City.

♪ Hey, hey, I am living ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I am living ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Everybody, up and go ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I am the glamour, I am the steel ♪

♪ I am the one you should notice ♪

KOURTNEY: Don't look at my dress.

- Mm.
- Don't turn to anything else.

I am not doing...

- Whoops.
- See?

- I didn't mean to.
- No.

TRAVIS: What was that that I just saw?

What did I just see?

- That was... That was...
- What did I see?

KOURTNEY: We are going to New York.

The second we land, we're
going straight to our fitting

at Thom Browne for our Met looks.

KOURTNEY: And take us safely
from Italy to New York.

The angels sit on our
wings. We're good, babe.

[lips smacking]

We're okay.

[Travis sighs]

Thank you both for such a magical trip.

Gosh, it was amazing.

- Aw, you're welcome.
- Thank you, guys.

Thank you, guys, for all of the support

- and jet lagged hours.
- Worth it.

I thought I was gonna
cry trying on my dress,

and I felt super anxious that day.

Me and Chris cried a
couple times. Right, Chris?

- You did.
- We were sobbing.

- Yeah, we were sobbing.
- [Kourtney laughs]

It was just also so magical,

like watching him design on you.

- KOURTNEY: Yeah. Yeah.
- Exceptional, I think.

♪ Give us all our love ♪

♪ Like a dove ♪

I have no idea what time it is.

We've been on Italy time zone.
Now we're in New York.

We've been eating pasta
and drinking cappuccinos.

I think it's like the
opposite of anyone's Met prep.

♪ Unstoppable, unstoppable ♪

♪ I like the sparkle, I like the fire ♪

Dude, I feel so small

- right now compared to you.
- [Travis laughing]

This is both of our first ever Met.

We're super excited to
be going with Thom Browne

because we're the first ever couple

that Thom Browne is dressing
like together as a couple.

- STYLIST: How was Milan?
- KOURTNEY: It was amazing.

- It was so fun.
- KOURTNEY: This looks cool.

I don't think we feel nervous
about going to the Met.

-I think we're just happy being able
- [Travis laughing]

to experience it together.

STYLIST: That's just the piece that goes-

- KOURTNEY: Under. Yeah.
- STYLIST: Under.

- This is crazy.
- KOURTNEY: Is that your...

Thom's vision was to make Travis

really polished and
buttoned up and proper.

And then I am the unfinished version,

like deconstructed of Travis's look.

It's kind of like the
opposites of how we are.

KOURTNEY: Should we try our
main look first?

This shirt also needs to be taken in a bit

- I feel like, too.
- Yeah, up here it's like-

CHRIS: Yeah, but also like,
I don't want it

- to like crinkle.
- MAN: Right, right, right.

DANI: So we do see
the black bra underneath.

Okay, do you wanna walk around?

♪ Oh, I'm on fire, oh ♪

- KOURTNEY: Babe?
- TRAVIS: Yeah?

I need you, please.

DANI: I mean, everything
that I was feeling was lost

is now pulled together

because he's by your side
with like the darkness.

- We're not taking solo pics.
- Great.

Our looks work together,

which is like how we feel
at this stage in our lives.

DANI: We just needed Travis in the photo.

- KOURTNEY: Yep.
- [all laugh]

KOURTNEY: That's all you needed,
we're not, this isn't a solo gig.

- DANI: It's stunning together.
- KOURTNEY: So good.

- DANI: Yeah.
- It's like a conversation piece

then you put like the two together.

- Without it, I would be like,
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.

I don't know.

KOURTNEY: Yeah.

[mellow music]

[bright music]

KIM: We are watching the Marilyn Monroe

new Netflix documentary,
'cause we have to get

in the mood and the vibe,
and I wanna learn more.

Tomorrow is Met Monday, and
I didn't get a lot of sleep

because we had to pull an all
nighter to dye my hair blonde.

We should rinse that out.

- Okay.
- Ready?

Before my hair falls out, we'll wash it.

CHRIS: Don't say that.

Oh, look, you took shoes off.

- STYLIST: Yeah
- KIM: I told her to.

I'm like, you're gonna get
your feet all wet. You know?

[water splattering]

Just keeping it real.

You'd think it'd be more
glamorous than this.

KIM: Oh, my God, this hair dyeing process,

it's so tedious and
annoying, and... it's a lot.

We don't have a shampoo bowl,

so we're having to rinse
it a million times.

It is what it is.

It's just, it's dedication.

Why don't you change the
power so it's a little stronger

- on the hose?
- STYLIST: Do what?

Does it have one of
those twist things here?

We're just on a time crunch
to get it blonde for the Met,

which is tomorrow, 'cause at the minute,
it's half black, half blonde.

Last time we took a week to do the color.

I have two days to do it this time.

[upbeat music]

Turn this way just a little more.

- KIM: This way?
- The other way.

CHRIS: Kim is so dedicated. I've never met

anyone more dedicated than Kim.

She's ready, sit down 15-hour sessions.

But every strand of hair matters,

so we're just taking it really slow.

As soon as you got in, you started.

- CHRIS: Yeah.
- TRACY: Oh, my God.

It has to be the right color.
My hair can't fall out.

[chuckles] You know,
we have to get it right.

We have one day to dye it.

We're gonna be up, you know, for the next

like 15 hours just dyeing it.

Producer: Kim, there's like a lot
of firsts for this Met...

Travis, Kourtney, Khloé, how many
times have you been to the Met?

Actually, I could look online.

So I went Givenchy, Lanvin, Cavalli.

-Three, four, five.
- CHRIS: Westwood.

KIM: Six, seven, eight.

So this will be number nine for me.

- Nine years. That's really crazy.
- But this is like historic.

- I couldn't pee in half of them.
- It looks terrifying to me as well.

Couldn't see.

- This I can't even walk.
- See in both of them.

I can't sweat, I can't breathe.

- They all really just-
- If one little stone

- falls off I'm-
- God, can you imagine?

Have to pay millions of dollars.

This year's different though
'cause you're not gonna walk out the hotel

- in it, right, you're gonna-
- No, so like, yeah, I can't walk

out the hotel and walk down.

Which is what we've always done.

They're gonna have to
like put up barriers.

Get me out of the hotel in a robe.

They're putting a dressing
thing on the red carpet,

and I'm gonna put it on there.

Producer: Oh, you're not
getting dressed here?

No, because I can't sit in a car.

- I can't risk it, I can't-
- It's so fragile.

It's so fragile, you guys,
like this dress is like-

- You have no idea.
- No one can touch me.

So if anyone touches me and
gets their oils on the dre-,

like it's too risky to get in the car

and leave from the hotel and do it.

So all of this, this losing
the weight, dyeing the hair

for 30 hours, leaving the hotel in a robe,

getting there, changing on the red carpet,

just walking to the top of the red carpet,

then changing again into
a replica of the dress

because we can't risk sitting
in it and eating dinner,

is all for maybe 10 minutes of my life

just on the red carpet, like that's it.

CHRIS: But will live
in history forever, Kim.

Producer: What do you think people
going to say about you wearing the dress?

I'm a little nervous some people will hate

and just be like, "How dare she think

she can step into Marilyn's dress?"

And I get that.

CHRIS: You are like the
modern-day Marilyn,

so I love that you're still being you.

Yeah, I don't wanna say,
oh, my God, yeah, I'm the

modern-day Marilyn, 'cause

- I don't think that.
- I'll say it.

- But, I don't think that.
- She's the modern-day Marilyn.

I love that Marilyn

was a normal girl and figured it out

and became the most famous
woman in the entire world.

It's just fascinating.

Producer: Sounds like someone we know.

- Who?
- [producer chuckles]

This year's Met is to me all
about dedication and hard work

and having my own voice and vision,

being determined, and making sh*t happen.

I've never had that strong of
willpower in my life before.

Producer: Kim, you guys might get the
verdict tomorrow, right?

Yeah. I'm cleared from
defamation, so I don't care

- what happens to those hos.
- [producer laughs]

I'm just kidding.

♪ I do what I want ♪

♪ I do what I want, I like it alive ♪

♪ It's cool 'cause it's
hot, I do what I want ♪

- [upbeat music]
- I'm sorry, this is like

- so heavy on my head.
- CHRIS: Yeah, here. Hold it.

It's fine. It's fine.

[mellow music]

[upbeat music]

Hi, guys.

Oh my gosh! You look amazing.

I love the mesh, too.

- Hello.
- KHLOE: Hi.

Oh, it's the supermodel!

- Look how fab she looks.
- KENDALL: Hey, hey.

- I love.
- KYLIE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're trying to, T-shirt or no T-shirt.

- WOMAN: The T-shirt makes it-
- KYLIE: It's kind of a vibe.

- The T-shirt's kind of cool.
- KHLOE: T-shirt!

I love going to the Met.

I love everything about it.
I chose the white dress.

- It's cool, Ky.
- I kind of like the T-shirt.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- KYLIE: Do you like the T-shirt?

No, I like it.

KYLIE: I'm just ready to

honor Virgil

and his work and his brand.

And

it's definitely a very special moment.

Hi.

Gotta see what's going on in here.

- [Kim gasps]
- KYLIE: I cannot believe-

- Hi, boo.
- you're really dyeing your hair.

KIM: Why are you looking at me
like I'm crazy?

Do you want me to take
a pic on your phone?

♪ It's hard to be yourself sometimes ♪

♪ Yeah, everybody knows it ♪

Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie,

this way, this way, oh
my God, Kylie, Kylie,

the belle of the ball, oh my God!

KIM: This is crazy.

We always talked about this
and how fun it would be

if all of the sisters went together.

KIM: But like from the side.

♪ Giving it all, letting it go ♪

As amazing and as fun as this is,

we are in the middle of a trial right now.

And we are all still
waiting for the verdict.

KHLOE: God, your phone
gives me such anxiety.



I can't let my phone get past five.

KYLIE: This trial honestly has
been very, very stressful.

We just want it to be over, honestly.

KIM: We just obviously
want this behind us,

and it's been super stressful, so...

I think we should just focus
on the Met and the good times

in a big, fun sister moment,
no matter how it goes.

KYLIE: Okay, I'm gonna change, guys.

[upbeat music]

Next on "The Kardashians."

KIM: It is Met Monday.

I'm just like in disbelief that I was able

to make my Marilyn Monroe
vision come to life.

Today's a beautiful day, but it's still,

we're waiting for the verdict.

KIM: You guys, the verdict is in.

- KHLOE: No!
- We have 30 minutes.

I feel like I'm
hyperventilating on the inside

- because of you.
- Okay. It's okay.

Honestly, what could she get from us?

Our [bleep] dignity.

My anxiety is getting
heightened, and I feel like

me being here is already
outside of my comfort zone.

- [crowd cheering]
- [camera shutters clicking]

Do you hear them screaming?

- It's insane.
- Oh, God.

KHLOE: I'm gonna just deal with it.

KENDALL: For a moment,

we thought about doing the carpet

with no shirt,

and just doing this.

And I need to pee.

WOMAN: Kendall, we have the ice bucket.

Nobody judge me.

I am ready to go.

I just wanna make sure
that everything is perfect.

This is such a [bleep] big [bleep] up.

We missed the drop off. Are you [bleep]...

Khloe, why is everybody on the staircase?

What are we gonna do?

One thing after another

was going wrong and I was like,

oh, do not [bleep] with me today.

[dramatic music]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Your heart pounds like a b*ating drum ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ His danger rise when
we're coming for him ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

I'm obsessed with my mom.

Producer: So you're saying,
you're her favorite?

That's exactly what I'm
saying. I'm her favorite.

We actually have a relationship
like she has no other kids.

- [producer laughs]
- Yeah.

We're always like,
"Those [bleep] over there."

- [producer laughs]
- It's just her and I in the sunset.

Producer: The other one?
You don't remember their names?

- Yeah.
- [dramatic music]