20x11 - The End Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". Aired: October 14, 2007 - 2021.*
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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan personal and professional lives.
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20x11 - The End Part 1

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You guys are the first people
to see it, even over my sisters.

It's gonna be amazing.

My mom and I found
two lots next door to each other

And we are both building
our dream homes.

This house is sold.
It's in escrow.

[kissing]

Khloe:
Let me see you brush your teeth.

True is two and a half.

I definitely want her to have
another sibling,

But I want to make sure that
whoever we choose as a surrogate

Is the right fit for our family.
I'm not just rushing

To do something.

Scott: Kourtney knows that

Eventually we'll get married
and live a good life.

Or when you want to...

What else do I have to do?

Kourtney:
Scott and I have had a lot

Of conversations over the years,

And he knows what
would need to happen

In order for this to even
be a possibility.

You're not lonely.
You're perfectly fine.

I mean, yeah, I feel like
I'm happy right now.

Well, I'm not.

Malika: So, is your husband
running for president?

Are you gonna be
the next first lady?

That's what I want to know.

I just don't want to talk
about kanye or anything.

Khloe: Kimberly handles things
really, really private.

She's someone who's, like, calm,

But I know, because she's
not talking about it,

Even to us privately,
that it's really affecting her.

Kim: All right, guys.
Just a little update.

I've literally been just, like,
sitting here for weeks, just...

Self-care and sleeping
and taking care of the kids.

And studying.

I honestly can't believe
I took the baby bar with covid.

That is crazy to me.

Um, but I did it.

I finally got
my negative result back.

I had to get a few negatives
in order to make sure

That everything was okay and I
can go back to work and filming.

All the kids are now negative,
luckily.

I think it's gonna take a minute
for my back to feel better.

I think that's, like,
the only thing

That really has been
super affected by this.

-I'm just happy all the kids
are running around
-[kids shouting playfully]

And feeling happy
and healthy and...

That just makes me happy,
that we're over it.

Now we can get out of this room
and not quarantine any longer.

♪ ♪

Kim:
Wow, your nails look amazing.

They're for tomorrow.

Corey:
Hey, so, how y'all feel
about this being

Your last weeks of filming?

- Kris: Sad.
- It's crazy, because...

- So much is going on.
- Where did my bread go?

-So I feel like...
-Kind of a...
A blessing of a time.

- No, no.
- Oh.

-[chuckling]
-gosh.
-Khloe: I was gonna say

That I can't be as present
as I would like to.

It's the holidays.
Two hours off.

-I got to go.
-And it's election time.
My nerves are through the roof.

I want kamala to win, but...

It's just, like,
a crazy time to end the show,

'cause I'm like,
"oh, it's fine. I'll, like,

I'll be more present
next season."

Then I'm like, "oh,
there is no next season."

Where would you guys like to go

If we could do a long weekend?

I think we should do
one last family trip.

Somewhere close.

Kourtney: Lake tahoe.

We haven't been to lake tahoe

Since, like, I was 11.

Kim: And I was ten.

My friend sent me this house
over the summer

That he went to and stayed
at this house.

It's 17,000 square feet.

It's on this app called vrbo.

Why don't we go here?
Should we see if it's available?

- Yeah.
- Kris: Yeah.

We grew up going to lake tahoe,

So, yeah, I'm really excited
to go and see it.

It's crazy knowing that
it's our last filming trip,

Um, because the trips have been
such a big part of the series

And of our last 14 years.

Kris:
So, who's gonna come
on the trip?

Kendall, kylie, tristan.

- Kourtney: Scott.
- Kris: Scott.

Oh, my gosh, we could do
a secret santa.

It think everybody should pick
something really sentimental.

Kourtney: What's a secret santa?

You don't know
what secret santa...

Everybody pulls a name,

But you don't tell anybody
whose name you pulled.

Remember we used to do that
for kardashian christmas?

Everyone would have
to bring something,

Like a dildo or like...

It would be, like,
really funny things.

- Kris: Okay, well,
we don't need any dildos.
- You don't remember?

You know,
someone on the plane home

Asked mom for hand sanitizer,

And she handed them k-y jelly
on accident.

[laughs]

- Khloe: No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

♪ ♪

Kourtney:
Have you guys seen the newest
issue of people magazine?

- Wow.
- Scott: What is this?

Kourtney:
This was a project we had to do
in high school.

Khloe: Where was it?

In... Like, I have a chest
of all things like this.

You're sick, okay, first of all.

- Why?
- Let me explain.

This is kourtney at one.
This is five.

This is 12. This is today.

This is her
with her first child.

[chuckles]:
Okay? This is mom and kendall.

- Scott: Aw.
- This is her
after plastic surgery.

- [laughing]
- scott: Wait, what?

- She said that?
- Oh, my god.

What a sicko!

You were actually
a very deep young lady.

Oh, I've always been deep.

Khloe:
This really just inspired me.

We've been talking about doing
a time capsule

For, like, years.

But now it's so fitting.

Let's do a time capsule,
like, about the show.

It would be so nice to end

All of keeping up
with the kardashians

With something that we will...
Something that's tangible

For us to have in years to come.

And I think we should do
a time capsule of our own,

And every family member
should put something

That's really sentimental
to them

That in ten years...
When we dig this up...

Will bring them back
to something about the show.

I feel like this is
a beautiful tribute

To say goodbye to keeping up.

Should we also try to put,
like, a picture with it?

The more you want to give,
the better it will be

In five or ten years.

We can put them all in a trunk

And bury them
on my new property,

- Since I'm assuming
that will be here.
- Yeah.

- But I think that could be cool.
- [phone rings]

- Or...
- Hello...

- Reign: Hi, mama.
- Hi.

[grunting]: Hey, reign.

Mama, I just farted.
Did you hear?

- No.
- [chuckles]

But thanks for telling me.

♪ ♪

- Kris: Hello?
- Kourtney: Hey, mom.

So, what do you have there?

- Aw! Is that tower lane?
- This is an old christmas... no.

It's, uh, on abing...
I mean, on eldorado meadow.

Let me see.

- Christmas.
- The old eldoraro meadow.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

I invited my mom over

To come look through
some photo albums

To see if there's any photos
that we would want

To include in the time capsule.

Kris: Kim and kanye's wedding...

Other than you giving birth
all the time...

Is truly one of
my favorite memories.

This was such a happy time.

Look at that.

You guys look like
you're at the prom.

Kourtney:
That's really funny to post,
actually.

"my prom pic."

Oh, you have to.

Listen, there's nothing
that I would love more

Than to see you live your life
and grow old with someone.

Be happy and content
and peaceful.

And it would always be
so fabulous

If it was the dad
of your children.

You know?

Wouldn't that be a dream?

[chuckles] yeah.

And I think it... you know,
he fits well with all of us

- Because we've all been around
each other for so long.
- Mm-hmm.

I think at this stage,
from what he tells me,

He would love for it
to be you and him.

He's a talker.

My whole family,
for a couple years now,

Love to just bring up

Me and scott
getting back together.

It's frustrating

Because scott and I have had
our own private talks.

But sometimes
I just don't care to have it

Just be such a conversation
all the time,

So I'll just kind of, like,
brush it off in a nice way.

-Yeah.
-I don't think we've really
given ourselves, like,

The time of one of us, like,
not being with someone else.

And you're not under, like,
pressure or a time thing.

No. I'm good.

- Scott: You can really
see everything.
- Kim: Oh...

It's like walking down
memory lane over here.

Kim:
I'm gonna see if I just have,

Like, a little keeping up
with the kardashians memento

Or something that I can put
in this time capsule.

Oh!

I'm a free agent, so we'll see
what happens in November.

- Could you imagine if you were
on the clippers?
- That'd be so easy.

- So local. It'd be perfect.
- Corey: Or you never know,

You might be on the lakers.

- Tristan: It's a crazy world.
- Kris: You got two teams

- And one city.
- One city.

Of course I want
tristan happy and to go

Wherever is best
for him and his career.

But it's still really scary.

He's making, essentially,
a life-changing decision

In 48 hours.

Kris:
You could be in another city

- In two seconds.
- Tristan: Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Kim: Hi.
- Scott: Hello.

Oh, my gosh.
This is so fun to see.

Does this bring back memories?

So my sisters explained that
they want to do a time capsule.

And I think it's such
a cute idea. I-I really do.

So I'm gonna see if I just have,

Like, a little keeping up
with the kardashians memento

Or something that I can put
in this time capsule.

Oh!

Scott:
Oh, this one was legendary.

Kim: Oh, my god.

Scott:
It's like walking down
memory lane over here.

This must be my balmain rack.

My god, you guys,
I have the best archive.

Tell me if you remember
this look.

Scott:
Did I not remember this look?

[exhales]
can I see the picture or no?

Kim:
Kourtney and kim take
new york season one...

Scott: Oh.
-...I match... I bl...
no, season two,

I blended with the chair.

I mean, this is
its own time capsule.

I've saved everything,
so I have every look,

Every dress, every event.

Kourtney and kim take miami.

- Scott: Oh.
- The day we got
the key to the city.

I love it, 'cause it's like
going down memory lane.

- Trip to rome.
- Scott: Oh, yeah.

Kim: It's all

So special just to see it.

Chow birthday.

Fendi campaign.

Scott: You have fragrances?

Kim:
Yeah, those are all
my old fragrances.

-Scott: What are you gonna
do with all this?
-'cause my office

- Hasn't even opened.
- You gonna drop a b*mb
of smell on somebody?

What about my very first perfume
for the capsule collection?

Oh, yeah. That's an old school.

I think I'm gonna pick the first
fragrance that I ever did

Because, first of all, it's
literally one of my favorites.

But it's also the first project

That I worked on
without my sisters.

And I feel like it was such
a big part of this show.

Want to test out my new perfume.

We have candles,
you have water bottles.

Your perfume with our name.

- Stealing our name.
- I'm not stealing your name.

There's no reason
why the three of us

- Have to be in business
together.
- Khloe: Ta-ta.

-See you later.
-It's not worth it.
You guys don't get business.

Kim:
Even though that was a big fight

That we had,
that was a huge deal for me,

To step out and do
a venture on my own

When I didn't really have
the confidence to.

So I think that's just
such a good memory to have

In the time capsule,
my first real business venture.

-That was fun.
-I'm telling you.
Why are we leaving?

I need some of these things
for my time capsule.

Robert: Hey, kourtney.

[groaning]

Khloe: Kourtney, camera.

- Khloe: Kourtney...
- Kourtney: Khloe, stop it now!

Kris: Hi.

- We...
- How's everybody doing?

Corey: He going to the clippers.

Aw, I wasn't supposed
to tell you.

- You're going to the clippers?
- No, no, no.

- You're such a liar.
- I'm a free agent,
so we'll see what happens...

- Could you imagine
if you were on the clippers?
- That would be so easy.

- So local.
- So local. It'd be perfect.

Corey:
Or, you never know,
he might be on the lakers.

- It's a crazy world.
- You got two teams in one city.

One city.
What are the odds, right?

Kris:
We're gonna campaign
for tristan to be

On the lakers or the clippers.

- Khloe: Campaign to who?
- I don't know.

- I have to figure it out.
- Oh.

Khloe:
Since the pandemic started,

Tristan has been in l.A.

It's been really, really nice
having tristan here.

He's so helpful,
he's really supportive.

We've spent
so much time together

That I feel like we're attached
to one another.

- Can't get enough.
- [laughs]: Okay.

Of course I want tristan happy

And to go wherever is best
for him and his career.

But it's still really scary.

It's a very, very fast process
this season,

So I think that adds a layer
of anxiety for the both of us.

He's making, essentially,

A life-changing decision
in 48 hours.

He's been with the cavs
for nine... Eight, nine years?

Tristan:
Nine years with cleveland.

It's my first time ever
being a free agent, so...

- Oh, wow.
- It's a new experience.

Kris: You could be in

- Another city in two seconds.
- Tristan: Yeah.

And not even know...
What would you do?

- Sell your house in cleveland?
- Cleveland? Yeah, probably.

It's like a sad chapter, though,
'cause you've been there

- So many years, like, a decade.
- So long, yeah. My whole...

My whole adulthood,
basically, you know?

How old is lebron?

-He's 36. -36? -36?

So he's almost ten years older
than you are.

- Yep.
- You have a life span.

I know. A lot of years left.

- You do.
- Got a lot years left.

♪ ♪

[laughs]

Khloe: I got you, got you, oh...

Why is your shirt so stiff,
I can't even tickle you?

Kris:
Today is travel day to tahoe,

So I'm really excited

That we're going
on our one last family trip

For the show,
because it's part of our series.

-[whooping]
-it's part of what we've always
done all these years.

[shouts]

Kim: Opa!

This is amazing!

[screams]

- [horns honking]
- kanye: ¡viva la cuba!

[cheering]

He's having so much fun.

♪ ♪

Mas joko: Every soul
will have a soul mate.

[screaming]

It's up to you how you want
to end up this life,

Together or not together.

Kourtney, get these ones.

- Kim: Look at khloe.
- Kris: Oh, get it, khloe!

I love this [bleep].

Kim: Letting go lanterns.

That's so cool.

Kris: I just want to make sure
that this one is super special.

And very nostalgic.

We want to create
the best memories.

Tristan is in boston.

- It's his first day.
- Kim: Oh, my gosh,
tell us everything.

- I know, it's his first day...
- Did you do green nails
for boston?

We can represent.
It was holiday, but that's fine.

I guess, yeah.

Tristan was supposed
to come on this trip,

But he just got signed
to the boston celtics.

It's crazy how fast
everything is going.

We just found out and tristan
is already in boston.

With tristan going
to another team,

There's a lot of change,
there's a lot of unknowns.

And right now I just don't know
what that means

For myself and for true.

But I have time
to think about everything

On this tahoe trip.

Mom, is there any update today
with our homes?

Khloe: You know the contractor
ran off with our houses,

So we don't have
houses currently.

We bought these houses
from a builder

Who was building the houses
and he has investors behind him.

We ran a background check on him
and he had a 35-page rap sheet.

I told mom I wasn't
comfortable using him,

Mom wanted to still use him.

Whatever, we ended up f*ring him

Because he sucked
and was trying to steal from me.

And now he took our houses and
they've been at a standstill.

A contractor left
with our deeds,

A lot of our money,
and we're not allowed

To go onto our properties.

So we can't even
have a contractor

Take over while we're trying
to get our deeds back

Or close escrow.

And we can't even take him
to court right now

Due to covid, so we have
to try to work everything out

By mediation first.

It just [bleep] sucks.

[laughs]

That is a nice word.

Kim: Where's my room?

I just want to go to my room...
And never come out.

Khloe: You know, kim has been
struggling privately

Behind camera
about her relationship.

I mean, I won't live with, like,
the fighting and stuff.

Like, if it was constant.

♪ ♪

Kendall: So pretty.

Kim: Wow.

This looks so cool.

I'm so excited.
It's our final family trip.

Kourtney and her kids and scott

And kylie's gonna meet us
a little bit later.

Is this not beautiful,
on the lake?

Khloe:
"welcome to your vrbo
vacation home."

[whoops]

"we're glad you found
the perfect place

To get away
and just be together."

- Cute.
- Aw, that's so nice.

- Kendall: So nice.
- Kris: Oh, my.

How beautiful is this?

- Look at this view.
- Kris: This is so great.

Wow, look at this, babe.

Corey: Nice.

Kris: So pretty.

Did I not say no
to these cookies?

Like,
they have to be taken away.

I gained 15 pounds.
Like, this is a joke.

-I'm gonna throw them
in the toilet.
-Kendall: Okay, well,

Then, control yourself, kim,
'cause I like those.

Kim:
No. I cannot eat them,
and I'm not joking.

Khloe:
Let's not start by complaining.

- Let's look at this...
- Kim: Where's my room?

I just want to go to my room

And never come out.

You know, kim has been
struggling privately

Behind camera
about her relationship.

And it's tough,

Because kim
is clearly redirecting

So much of her frustration
and sadness and anger,

And, you know, sometimes,
you just take things out

On something
that has nothing to do

With what you're going through.

It's not the cookies' fault.

Kim: What?

- Nothing.
- Mm.

What's with you?

Nothing.

Khloe:
How are you and kanye doing?

Kim:
There's no fighting. Like, now.

- It's, like, all calm,
so I just...
- Right.

I just roll with it, you know?

Kim is dealing
with so much right now,

And it's tough,
because before we left,

Her and kayne
had this big fight.

-I don't know.
-[crying]: I just,
like, honestly can't

Do this anymore.

- No, I think that, like...
- Like, I just can't.

Why am I still in this, like,
place where I'm stuck?

For years.
Like, he goes and moves

- To a different state
every year.
- Kourtney: Right.

Kim:
I have to be, like, together

So I can raise the kids,
you know?

He's an amazing dad.
He's done an amazing job.

- The whole thing...
- Kourtney: He still will be.

- He still will be.
- He... Yeah. I just, like...

Kourtney:
He'll be better
without you there,

- Like, handling things.
- I think he deserves someone

- That can go support
his every move.
- Kourtney: Yeah.

And go follow him
all over the place

And move to wyoming.
I can't do that.

He should have a wife
that supports his every move

And travels with him
and does everything,

And-and I can't.

I feel like a [bleep] failure
that it's, like,

A third [bleep] marriage.

Yeah,
I feel like a [bleep] loser.

But I can't even think
about that.

Like, I want to be happy.

Kim is one of the most
incredible human beings,

Literally, ever, and she tries

To protect their union
at all costs.

But it's hard when you carry

That responsibility
on your shoulders,

And I just want her
to take care of herself, too.

You can always talk to me
about whatever

-And you always don't
have to talk.
-There's, like,

Honestly nothing to talk about.

I mean, I won't live with, like,
the fighting and stuff.

Like, if it was constant.

Kris: Hello?

Richard: Hi, this is richard.

Hi, it's kris again.

There's so many things
that he can be sued for.

We got to move.

We got to be
a little more aggressive.

I don't know
what we're waiting for,

But we've been waiting
for months.

So, I'm just so confused.

We're not talking
about chump change here.

It's gonna cost him a fortune
to settle this.

- And at wall...
- Richard: You're right.

When we file for arbitration
and all of that,

I think what we have to do
is file liens

Against the property
so he can't keep building houses

For other people
and doing the same thing.

My mom and I are so over it.

Enough is enough.

And now we're gonna have to file

A very strong lawsuit

Against
this horrible human being,

Because we either
need our money back,

Or we need our [bleep] houses.

Kris:
I am so mad at that person.

I literally sold my house
months ago.

There's snow on our balcony!

- There is? Do you love it?
- Look.

Oh, my gosh! Do you want to go
put your shoes on and gloves

And pick it up
and have a snowball fight?

[knock on door]

Kourtney: Hey!

The house is so big,
guys, we can...

No one could even hear us.

Scott:
They really built
a big house here.

Kourtney: It's a lake.

[singsongy]:
Guys want to go outside?

- Yeah!
- Scott: Oh. This is some view.

- It's pretty ser...
- Kourtney: It's glorious.

Scott:
Kourtney and I, you know,
we love each other.

We trust each other.
We have kids together.

So, when we're on vacation
with our kids

And we sleep
in the different bedroom,

It feels like we take
more energy to not be together

Than it would to be together.

So, it is a weird situation,
I think, for both of us.

Kourtney:
Pomegranate looks nice.

- [reign babbles]
- mmm!

Mmm!

- Reign: Mmm!
- Scott: It's good?

Have you had pomegranate?

Oh, my god, it's...
No, it's life-changing.

Here. Just take a bite.

Don't eat this part.
Just eat that.

No.

Tastes
like little miniature grapes.

It's so good.

Yeah, it's cool.

♪ ♪

Because I have a pimple.
It's hormones.

[chuckles]

Khloe: Ooh, it's cold!

Kim:
I ran back and put
long underwear under my outfit.

Kendall:
I know. I, like,
almost wish I had doubled up.

[grunts]

All right, p, let's do this.

So not into breaking my wrist.

Kourtney: One, two, three.

[gasps, screams]

Oh!

So, you do a triple axel.

Do you know I cannot ice-skate?

That's why I'm not out there.

So you were way braver
than I was.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

- Kendall: Hey.
- Khloe: Hi.

Okay. You know
what I'm doing, right?

- Kendall: Not really.
- We're gonna bury this

In our time capsule.

Hopefully, at my new house,
if I ever get it.

- [kendall chuckles]
- um, and in 15 to 20 years,

- We're gonna dig it back up
and watch this.
- Kendall: Mm-hmm.

I thought it would be
really, really special

That, in addition to all of us

Putting personal items
into our time capsule,

That I also interview
family members one-on-one

To leave video messages.

These interviews... What is
going to be aired on the show

Will be a minute, tops,
of the interview

That could take a couple hours.

And, so, to watch all
of the unedited and raw footage

In ten or 15 years,

I think will be really special
for all of us.

What are some of your favorite
takeaways from keeping up?

Kendall:
It's really crazy,
because, obviously,

I, like,
remember life before it,

But I just don't know life
without it.

Is there something
about your current self

That you hope is different

Than what would be
your 40-year-old self?

I hope that I have kids.

That's a difference.

I would ideally want
a boy and a girl,

But I'll take whatever I get.

Khloe: I love you. Done.

[both chuckle]

Kris: I thought
we would do a scavenger hunt.

Oh, [bleep], yeah.

[chuckles]: We created
this amazing scavenger hunt

That represents
the years on the show.

[laughs]

- Kendall: Two, three.
- [kris and khloe laugh]

[singsongy]:
It's your favorite sisters.

What up? How's lake tahoe?

- It's-it's so pretty.
- It's so beautiful.

It definitely seems
that khloe and tristan

Have gotten so much closer
during this pandemic.

Do you want khloe
to move out there with you?

Tristan: Of course.
I'm trying to, uh, convince her.

I'm-a keep trying every day,
so...

- We will.
- Okay. We will.

Khloe:
Over the past 15 years,
what has made you the happiest?

I think just being a mother.

[chuckles softly]

Now I'm gonna cry.

Khloe:
Can you name currently,
like, what are some top songs

On the radio that you're into?

- "wap." [chuckles]
- khloe: Oh.

- What does "wap" stand for?
- The song.

- "wet-ass [bleep]".
- Khloe [chuckles]: Oh, my god.

Okay, great.

That was lovely.

[khloe gasps]

- Bear poop!
- Whoa!

Khloe: Right here.

Northie, that means... look...
It came right to the door.

There's bear tracks right here.

Oh, my goodness!
That means it was right here.

Kendall, we saw bear tracks.

North, watch out!

[giggles] kendall?

Khloe: That's so mean. Sorry.

[line rings]

[singsongy]:
It's your favorite sisters.

What up?

Kim: We're here to annoy you.

Tristan:
Oh, you guys are good.
Well, how's-how's lake tahoe?

- It's-it's so pretty.
- It's so beautiful.

- It's so...
- Where are the bears?

Kim:
Khloe's been scaring the [bleep]
out of these kids,

Saying that the bears
are gonna come and get them,

And they're so scared.

How's boston?

I told you, that was
the first college I got into,

Boston university.

- And my... and my dad...
- Oh, same. Boston university.

And my dad wouldn't let me go.

He said I was gonna fall in love
on the east coast,

And he knew
I would never come home.

Wow, I didn't know that.

Have you met
with your teammates yet?

- How-how's the vibe?
- No, it's good.

Honestly,
everyone's been welcoming.

Like, they're happy I'm here.
They're like,

"bro, we've been trying
to get you for so long.

This took things over the top.
You're the missing piece."

So it's a good feeling.
Like, I feel welcome,

Like that new kid on the block,
like, but everyone wants you

To hang out
and wants to hang out.

- That's so cool.
- Waiting on khloe.

She needs to come bring her ass
up here, her and true.

- I miss them.
- I know. I couldn't im...

- I...
- I know. It's just...
I got so used to covid routine.

- You know? Like, go work out,
then I'm home all day.
- Yeah.

It definitely seems
that khloe and tristan

Have gotten so much closer
during this pandemic.

Um, just their friendship.

Like, I finally got
to really see

How close of friends they are.

They were together
every single day.

And when you are faced with,
you know,

Being with someone
every single day,

You know, it could really go
the other way.

Do you want khloe
to move out there with you?

Of course.
I-I was trying to convince her.

When I took off, I'm like,

"you sure
you don't want to come?"

So... Trying
to get 'em out here.

You know what's a good thing?
Is the house situation

Is almost up.
And she's in a rental anyway,

So it's not like she's at home,
comfortable.

- She might as well be in boston.
- "you're not comfortable,

"so you might as well be here
in boston.

"it's snowing.
Turn the fireplace on.

"we can watch netflix,
hot chocolate,

Lay up and cuddle."

And wait for santa to come.

I'm trying to, uh, convince her.

I'm-a keep trying every day,
so feel free to give

-The extra push.
-We will.
-Okay. We will.

I think khloe being with her,

Like, you know, immediate family

Would be really nice for her

And if we could encourage her
a little bit.

Because I think going off
to boston just makes sense.

Well, we love you. We miss you.

- We'll talk to khloe.
- Well, you guys have a good time
in lake tahoe.

- Love you guys. Miss you.
- Love you. Go, celtics!

Give the bears a little honey,
okay?

- [laughs]
- no. No honey.

- All right.
- Bye.

♪ ♪

Kris: All right, guys.

I have the game
we're gonna play.

So, here's what we're gonna do.

I thought we would do
a scavenger hunt.

- So cute.
- Oh, [bleep] yeah.

We created, along with the crew,

This amazing scavenger hunt

That represents
the years on the show.

Each team is going to have
a polaroid camera

That you see in front of you.

The teams are gonna be
corey, me, kendall, khloe,

And then scott,
kourtney and kim.

So it's four against three.

Kendall's gonna be on my team.

So, let's get started.
How 'bout that?

- How 'bout that?
- How 'bout that?

Both teams have a list

Of significant things
that have happened on the show,

And we're gonna take a picture

When we find items
that represent those moments.

Team, over here. Now.

Scott: Yes, drill sergeant.

Okay. "kim buys
this anniversary gift in a...

In the very first episode
of season one."

What anniversary?
Who was I with season one?

-Scott: Bush. -Reggie? -Photo.

Was it a photo sh**t?

- Yes. A calendar.
- With an american flag.

- A calendar!
- Nice.

Yeah, I want to see
a little bit more.

Yeah, exactly. Right. Like that.

My handwriting's horrible.

Oh, a stripper.

[laughs]: Oh, my god.

-Oh, my god!
-That's so good.
-Oh, my god!

♪ ♪

'kay.

Had to get the right angle.

"khloe's addiction."
what does that mean?

Oh, coffee. Uh, cortaditos.

Cortadito, cortadito, cortadito.

- I need a cortadito.
- Chillax, honey.

Chillax, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!

- You look really cute.
- Okay.

"scott's romance movie
inspiration in season seven."

Honestly, some of these answers
are harder than I thought.

Like, I don't know some of them,

And I lived it.

The notebook. [gasps]

- I have a notebook in my room.
- Shh!

I can't quit you!

Don't you get it?

"scott's unique
fashion accessory in new york."

- Gloves?
- Cane.

I think it's really cool
that, everyone,

We all remember so much
about the show.

-[horn honks]
-whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa.
- Oh, my god.

♪ ♪

Kendall: Wow.

"any prop or creative element
in a nude photo sh**t."

Oh, flag. Remember? Mom had
a flag over her naked body.

- Kim: Show the ass.
- I feel like I'm
at the gynecologist's office!

Can we just do one
with the boobs exposed?

It's amazing.

I got it.

♪ ♪

If we don't win...

"family trip

- With a car accident."
- "with a car accident."

Montana.

[horn honking]

Whoa. We're sliding, khloe.

-Khloe!
-It's not my fault!
Not my fault!

Oh, my god, oh, my god.
I don't have my seat belt on!

- Holy [bleep]. Oh, my god.
- Kim, why are you freaking out?

♪ ♪

Okay.

Kim: "kris decided to build this

For a healthier lifestyle
in season two."

Oh, the chicken coop.

-[clucking]
-khloe. Khloe.
- Drop it.

Khloe. Khloe!

[screams]

Did anyone ever take up piano?

- Is that an answer for anything?
- Kourtney took up piano.

-[quietly]: Hide the piano.
- Just, like,
throw it off the edge.

Kris:
I think if I had to guess
which side

Was more competitive
just naturally,

I think it's a tie.
So we'll see.

May the best man win.

[khloe gasps]

[chuckles]:
Well, they'll never find it now.

Kim: We spoke to tristan.

He definitely wants you
to move there.

'cause he was probably so used
to being home

With you guys every single day.

That was probably,
like, hard for him,

To be taken away
from all of that.

I can tell he almost feels like,
"what's gonna happen now

That, like, we are separated
or whatever?"

He really wants you to come.

Are you guys into boston?

- ♪ ♪ - [birds chirping]

Have a seat!

- Khloe: How are you guys?
- Okay, guys,
let's go down our list.

Where's your list?

We're gonna tally up
all the photos.

Whoever has the most photos
that are correct win the game.

It's a good thing I'm not doing
this while I'm drinking.

Hey, listen,
I am not a game show host.

"kim buys this anniversary gift

In the very first episode
of season one."

Stripper pole.

We thought it was a calendar.

- Ah! What a loser!
- [laughter]

- For... For reggie.
- Okay.

-Who-who knew?
-That was our first episode,
was an anniversary party,

- For them.
- Are you joking?

It was about you? Always?

- Anyways...
- "kris decided to build this

For a healthier lifestyle
in season two."

- Chicken coop.
- Chicken coop.

This is a really, really fun way
to walk down memory lane

And to relive all
of these memories that we have

Or things that we've blocked out
for some reason.

-You and me, corey.
-"scott's romance movie
inspiration

In season seven."

- We have two for the notebook.
- Kourtney: That's not true.

We have an actual notebook
and corey up on a ladder,

Painting a building
with a notebook.

- We have a notebook.
- Okay.

-It's the same notebook, guys.
Okay.
-Okay.

-"kardashian fighting w*apon
of choice."
-corey: Whew.

- Khloe: Okay.
- Kim: We got nails.

I'm hitting mom with a purse.

Don't be [bleep] rude.

Kourtney: Are you kidding me?

-Kim: That's a good one!
You guys are cute.
-That's cute.

-Kim: Your action.
-Look.
-Lookit.

"any prop or creative element
in a nude photo sh**t."

- See how cute? Reenactment.
- So cute.

- Bathtub. Khloe's sh**t.
- This is a bathtub. Khloe.

[squealing]

Mmm...

Yum.

[laughing]: So cute. So cute.

I don't like doing this anymore.

It's adorable.

That's a trigger for me,
the bathtub.

"a hobby one of the girls
took up on the show."

We have an action sh*t here.
Face yoga.

All: Shh...

[quiet yelping sounds]

- [snarling]
- mmm...

Okay, "spinoff location."

Khloe:
A big red apple for new york.

Good one.
New york, miami and hamptons.

- So we should get three points.
- So we get three points.

-That's great.
-Okay.
-Don't hate the player,

- Hate the game.
- Don't worry. Keep going.

When my sisters and I are faced
with a competition,

We get really crazy.

Like, that's our thing.

We want to prove to each other
that the other one,

Like, has it.

"one of the many pranks."

Khloe:
We have the good old vodka prank
in the trash can.

Then we have
the toilet paper prank.

"family trip
with a car accident."

Khloe:
Montana, but I'm in the car,

The same car, screaming.

Kim: You guys are good.

All right, what's our score?

Twenty-one.

- We have 23.
- [whooping]

Corey: I enjoyed that.

Good one.

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[bird chirping]

Landon...

He knows I like
to blow everyone out.

Yep.

My name is scott disick.

I sometimes go by "lord disick."

Okay, who would you say
is your best friend?

Probably kourtney.

Even though she's
not that nice to me.

- Are you in love?
- Yeah.

Is kourtney your girl for life?

I mean, if we don't, like,
ever see eye to eye,

We'll always be
in each other's lives,

We'll always have our kids, and
we'll always know each other.

What advice would you give
your future self?

All the glitz and the glam
and the money and the fame

And all these things
that you think are so cool

Actually mean really not much.

And...

The real key to life
is happiness,

And you can't buy that.

That's beautiful.

Ttfn. Ta-ta for now.

Khloe:
I have a meeting at 4:00,
so we got to talk.

Kim:
Because you sold your house,

You detrimentally relied
on that,

And so that's,
like, the defense.

Kourtney:
Do you know the best way
to open a banana?

- I'm talking.
- She's trying to talk.

Oh, my god,
you guys are t*rture.

What are you talking about?

- She's prepping me.
- Why? Something
with your property?

Basically, the guy left

- And took the deeds.
- Have you not been here?

You've made improvements
on the land,

And if you've
detrimentally relied on it,

They will legally
have to give it to you.

- [sighs]: Just when?
- That's the problem,

'cause the courts are really
slow with covid right now.

I don't even know
if I could keep my rental

- Longer than I have it.
- Yeah. I mean,

You can always go to boston.

We spoke to tristan.
He misses you,

Wishes you would go there.

He really wants you to come.

-Are you guys into boston?
-We're into it.
-Yeah.

He definitely wants you
to move there, though.

- Like, he wants you to...
- Like, full-time.

-Yeah.
-I'm not opposed to boston
or anything like that,

It's just, once you have kids,
it's different.

Like, you know,
true has her whole life in l.A.

Her cousins. I have
preschool class at my house.

It's covid. Like,
I just can't take her to boston

- And go and find classes there.
- Mm-hmm.

- Everything's shut down.
- Yeah.

I think if it was
a different year,

- Maybe I'd be more open to...
- Totally. I get that.

...Uprooting her, but it's,
like, what am I gonna do,

Take her there
to be in a condo there,

Just to stay in some walls?

I get it. But I feel like he was
probably so used to being home

With you guys every single day
and seeing true,

And that was probably,
like, hard for him

To then go away and be
taken away from all of that.

Yeah. Covid was great
for our relationship,

Just spending that much time
and working on certain things,

And I can tell he almost feels,
like, what's gonna happen now,

That, like, we are separated
or whatever.

Which, I'm used to being apart,

So, like,
for me it's not that jarring.

I don't think he's ever spent
that much time with me,

- Or anyone.
- With someone. Mm-hmm.

I think that it's just,
like, an adjustment for him.

Yeah.

Khloe: I totally get

Why he wants me
to move to boston.

He's there all by himself.

We've spent so much time
together during covid.

I am more open to the idea
of a future with me and tristan.

But uprooting
to a completely different state

Is challenging for adults,
but especially toddlers.

And I think there's been so much
change for true right now,

I just don't want to uproot her
and remove her

Of all of... The things
that she's familiar with

And that stabilize her.

It's a lot for her.
She keeps on, like, wondering,

"why am I in this new house?
Where's my dad?"

She keeps asking
all these questions.

Say what it is, fuller.

- What is it? What does it say?
- That's nice.

- "love."
- corey: Imagine all the future

You're gonna give scott disick.

Corey.

Kris: Bring it back to scott.

That was nice, babe.

Kourtney: People always,
you know, try to convince me

To get back with scott,

But they just don't know
the whole picture.

Everyone's, like, talking about,

"oh, you guys should
get married," and I'm like,

Does everyone just, like,

Believe every word
that he's saying?

♪ ♪

Scott: Oh, hot tamale!

Khloe: You look good in pink.

Appreciate that, khloe.

- Hi, mom.
- Hi.

Kris:
Grab some food and cop a squat.

So, we all did, like,
a secret santa for each other.

Kris:
I got everybody to pick a name
for secret santa.

Because this is
our last family trip,

I thought the secret santa gifts
should represent

Something that was
sentimental to us

About the show
for the last 20 seasons.

Something that stood out,

And that's what your gift
to that person should be.

It's just about the thought.

Okay.

Oh! [laughs]

Scott: What?

I got some diamond earrings,

'cause I lost mine
in the ocean, guys.

- Cubic zirconia.
- They're cubic zirconias.

Kris: So that it won't matter
the next time, kim.

My earring's gone!

[high-pitched]: My diamond
earring fell off in the ocean

And it's gone!

[sobbing, ]: My diamond earring.

Kourtney: Kim,
there's people that are dying.

- My type of lady!
- Kourtney: A baseball signed

By kim kardashian west.

Kim: I got him a baseball,

'cause we played
that baseball game,

And we both loved it so much.

Go, corey!

Oh, my, we have a...

- Inflatable pool?
- Minnidip.

Oh, my god!

Kourtney:
We witnessed a water birth.

[groaning]

Witnessing
a stranger's water birth

Was one of the craziest things
I think we did

On the whole series.

- Art vandelay strikes again.
- Vandelay!

- Art vandelay!
- Vandelay industries.

Wow! I can't wait
to hang this up.

Khloe:
Jennifer lawrence wanted
that one.

- Corey had me...
- Hand it over.

Corey:
How did you know
of such a thing?

- [kim laughs]
- see what it is, fuller.

- Oh! That is so cute!
- What is it?

Corey:
It's just a 14-karat gold
little...

-I love it!
-What does it say?
-That's nice.

"love." that is so cute.

Scott:
And it pertains to the show,
because the show

- Has had a lot of love in it.
- Kourtney: Yes.

Corey:
Imagine all the future
you're gonna give scott disick.

Corey.

Kris:
Bring it back to scott.
That was nice, babe.

Kourtney:
People always, you know,

Try to convince me,
in my family,

To get back with scott,

But they just don't know
the whole picture.

Like, scott and I have had
a lot of private conversations,

And he knows, like, what...

I would need to even consider

This, like, being an option.

Kim:
Khloe got hers.
What about kendall?

Kendall:
My-my person's not here.

- Oh. So, kylie?
- Corey: I wish
I would've known.

- I would've got you
another gift.
- No, I literally don't...

I get so uncomfortable.
I don't care.

I'm fine with that.
I hate gifts.

- Corey: You hate gifts?
- Not that I, like, hate.

I just get uncomfortable
receiving and giving gifts.

Okay, I'll take all
your christmas presents back.

♪ ♪

[honking]

Hi, guys.

-Khloe: Hi.
-Get outta here.
This is grown-up talk.

- Skedaddle.
- Skedaddle. Go up there.

- Skedaddle.
- Skedaddle to seattle.

North: I can't go to seattle.

You can go to seattle.

Skedaddle, then,
you little tattle.

Um, so, you know,
scott and I have had

So many private conversations
over the years

About what, like, I would need

In order to even, like, think
about getting back together.

He hasn't done it,
but I feel like what...

How he talks to other people,
like, he'll say,

Like, it's, you know,
because of me.

And then I feel, like, when he
has conversations with you guys,

Everyone's, like, talking about,

"oh, you guys
should get married,"

And I'm like,
does everyone just, like,

Believe every word
that he's saying?

- I don't think everyone thin...
- No, but it all gets put on me.

No. I think that's also
a burden that you're feeling.

No, 'cause it's, like, scott
saying it, and then he's like,

"the whole family's supporting.

We just need kourtney
to get on board."

- And it's, like, no.
- But are you okay living
your life like this?

-No, but what I'm saying...
What I'm saying is...
-Seriously. I need an answer.

How long is this gonna be?
Seriously.

I'm impatient now.
What's happening?

- Should I finish my sentiment?
- No, no,
I really need an answer.

- What is going to happen?
- I'm just trying to...

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Kim: Still to come
on the season finale

Of keeping up
with the kardashians...

It makes sense for you
to be in boston.

- I don't know.
- I don't know

If I've really had time
to think about what moving

Would mean for our relationship.

- Everybody will, like...
- Like, side with me.

But I'm not gonna be made
to feel guilty

When the things
that I've asked of you

Haven't been done.

Kim: I always thought
I could just have my kids,

My husband moves
from state to state,

And then I realized, like, no,

I didn't come this far
just to come this far
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