11x05 - Lions and Tigers and Texts

[bunniefuu]

[Khloé] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

[DJ] Kylie, happy birthday!

Everybody make some noise for Kylie.

For sure, one of the best nights
of my life so far.

[Kris] What happened with these
divorce papers on Friday?

[Khloé] I told Laura,
"Let's tell the judge

we need to speed this along.
I'm not gonna do this forever."

I think filing for the divorce
is the worst thing in the world.

I feel like you're hurting everybody,

but I need to do what I feel is best.

[lively music]

[Kris] It is so hot in this house.

[Kourtney] I think it's your hormones.

Oh. Wait, could I talk
to you about something?

[Kourtney] Mm-hm.

-Like, kind of serious?
-[Kourtney] Mm-hm.

So, I just went to lunch,

because we were celebrating
Sheila's birthday.

-[Kourtney] Mm-hm.
-And I went like this,

-and I pulled out these tampons.
-[Kourtney] Mm-hm.

And they were all flabbergasted.

They go, "Why do you have
tampons in your purse?"

And I go, "'Cause I… was on my period."

And they said, "How the hell
could you be on your period?"

I said, "Well, because hormone cream."

Celeste is like,
"Are you on birth control?"

[Kris] And I go, "Birth control?

Why in the world, at 60 years old,

would I be on birth control?"

And she said,
"Because you can still get pregnant."

I don't think I could get pregnant.

Well, you'd have to ask your doctor.

If I am pregnant,
I don't know what I would do.

[Kourtney] Just call your doctor.

I'm gonna go feed Reign.

-I'll be back.
-Okay.

I'm gonna call Paul Crane.

[line ringing]

[Paul] Hello?

Hey, Paul, it's Kris Jenner.

I have a quick question for you.

Okay.

I started having my period

because of the estrogen cream
that I'm taking.

[Kris] My question is this.

Is there any way
that I could get pregnant?

Absolutely not.

[Kris] That's good news.

Do you make eggs? Would I be making

-any kind of eggs?
-Nope, nope.

Scrambled?

Fried?

-Poached?
-No, you're okay.

Never thought I'd be so happy
to get a negative,

no, you can't get pregnant.

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

[rattling]

I was loving it…

that everyone was saying
I was faking this pregnancy.

'Cause you were skinny.

[Kim] My body is starting
to get so big again.

I feel, you know what I feel like?

I feel like I'm Buddy Love,

and I'm turning into Professor Klump.

Like, I look at my hand,
and it's like, bloop!

-[Khloé] I love Buddy Love.
-[chuckles]

And it, like, just starts,
like, getting big,

and then I look at my feet,
and it's like, bloop, bloop.

-Oh, my God.
-I feel like every part of my body

is just, like, exploding.

[laughter]

So, um, how are you doing
and how is everything?

What do you mean?

-Like, with Lamar?
-Mm-hm.

[somber music]

I don't know. The whole thing just sucks.

Like, whatever.
There's nothing you can do.

I finally decided to move everything
forward with the divorce.

There's way more underlying issues

than if we love each other.
That's never been a question,

but there's real life that comes
in between love sometimes,

and as horrible as that sounds, it's true.

It's just like, a weird thing to,
like, understand, like, so much of, like,

that one chapter that was such
a huge part of my life

is just, like, closed.

[Kim] But I feel like
you finally are done.

You're way closer to being over it,

where before I thought
you were so into it.

-And I was like, "Oh, God."
-Because you mistaken…

you mistake my kindness
for me going back with someone.

You don't marry someone,

and then you could cut them out
of your life that easily.

I care about Lamar,
so I want the best for him.

I just want the best for his well-being.

-[Kim] Totally.
-But when it starts

to become toxic on my current life,

then that's when I have to remove myself.

[tense music]

I've let our divorce be dormant
for quite some time now.

Trying to give Lamar time
to make an effort.

He can't commit to making us better,

so I have to now step away,

and I have to do what's best for me,

and I could still love him,

but I have to love and let go, I guess.

[Khloé] Anyway…

You know? It's just dumb.

[tense music]

-[door closes]
-[Khloé] Hey.

-What's up, Khlo?
-It's so pretty out here.

[Corey] It is.

Never [bleep] done.

[sighs]

[Corey] How is this place not done?

All my landscaping I want to get done.

I'm supposed to redo
my whole barbeque area.

-This house is so perfect.
-[Khloé] Thank you.

Kendall and I follow
this Instagram account

called blackjaguarwhitetiger,
and it's about this guy who's just, like,

-this really wealthy guy.
-[Corey] Yeah.

-[Khloé] Do you know of him?
-Yeah, dope, dope.

And he just rescues,
like, mainly exotic cats.

[laughs]
How'd you guys find out about this guy?

-[Corey] He got a movement.
-He has, like,

-three million followers.
-[Corey] He's got serious movement.

Yeah, he's got a serious movement,

and what he do for the animals is amazing.

He rescues them from, like,
circuses or people who buy

these animals for, like,
pets and then they get too big,

and they don't know what to do with them.

Where does he live?

-[Khloé] In Mexico.
-In Mexico.

Kendall and I reached out to go there.

Like, he would love for us to go
and, like, bring awareness to his place,

'cause it's only gonna add,

hopefully, people to give him
more donations or whatever.

[Kris] Right.

He just rescues them to take care of them,
and it's just wild.

Just with everything that's happening,

it's, like, a good time
for me to get away,

and Kendall is always just,
like, good energy to be around.

I just don't want to be here.

It's just, like,
too much drama in the LBC.

Right now, there is
so much going on in my life

that I just want to get away.

You're gonna go to Mexico
and visit this guy?

[Khloé] Yeah.

He gained followers fast.

Fast.

I've been following the guy
since he had 1,000 followers,

so I might need to jump on that trip.

[chuckles]
Yeah, you could come.

Wait, so you just
jumped on their bandwagon?

[Corey] I'm already halfway.

Well, they say
that it's really therapeutic

to do something around animals
for people that are stressed.

I don't think they were referring to lion,
tiger, and bear situation, exactly,

but whatever floats your boat.

[Corey] I want to play
with the big jaguar.

He has this big jaguar,

and a jaguar can crush your skull.

[Kris] You guys are living on the edge.

You wouldn't want to go?

I have so much going on.

-I mean, when are you going?
-[Khloé] Like, soon.

I don't like to give too much information.

[Kris] Okay.

So, she basically saying,

"You either in or you're [bleep] out."

-[Khloé] Yeah.
-[Kris] Yeah.

I think I'm [bleep] out.

Well, whatever they say.
I'm just following the bandwagon.

-[Kris] You guys have fun.
-Thanks, Mom.

-[dog whining]
-[Corey] Uh-oh. Mama's leaving.

You should have saw the dog jump, Khloé.

[Khloé] Gooberstein.

[upbeat music]

[Jonathan] Hi, guys.

Are you putting your dirty feet
on my new white couch?

-[Kim] My feet are so clean.
-[Kris] No, they're actually…

You just walked
through the dirty backyard.

[Jonathan] Your dirty backyard?

[Kim] Well, you know, it's dusty.

[Jonathan] This is a pregnant woman
you're talking to.

[Kim] Yeah.

I feel like she's been pregnant
longer than I was pregnant.

[laughs]

Don't worry. Soak it in.
It'll never happen again.

[Jonathan] This is it?

This is it, one-hundo.

[Kim] One of each, and I'm good.

Wait, so Kylie is, like,
hosting parties for her birthday?

It's not my favorite thing that she does.

[Kris] But first of all,
she has to go to Europe or Canada,

-another country.
-[Jonathan] Right.

And I just don't think, you know,
she needs to be doing that.

I don't need her to run into
a bunch of problems in clubs.

Now that Kylie's 18,

this will be her first personal appearance

in a place where the drinking age is 18,

which means that she may not be drinking

because she's not a big drinker,

but the crowds might get a little more,

you know, intense.

[Kris] And so, yeah, I'm very anxious

and nervous
and worried about my baby girl.

I just don't want her to grow up too fast.

But she's looking at it as this…
she's doing something fun

[Corey] It's her hustle…
She's practicing her hustle.

-[Kris] I just want to keep her in check.
-Yeah, totally.

[Kris] It's a fast world.

It's a lot faster than it was
when Kim was doing it, even.

She's definitely about a decade too soon.

[Kim] Like, I was doing it at 28.

What is she gonna be doing when she's 30?

I feel like she's gonna
have kids at, like, 22.

-No, really?
-[Jonathan] I swear…

she's, like, in such fast-forward
that, like, I feel like everything's

-gonna get so boring--
-She's already 26.

I had my first baby at 22.

But those were the old days.

[Corey chuckles]
Yeah.

Now I'm even more anxious and freaked out,

so I don't want to be
that overbearing mom,

but I'm gonna have
to say something to Kylie.

[tense music]

[upbeat music]

[mumbling]

Isn't it crazy that I learned Spanish
for ten years in school,

-and I don't know anything?
-[Corey mumbling]

Really? I understand a lot.

Are we three hours ahead or two?

Dos.

-Good job!
-Thanks.

Muy bien.

I am so excited to go to The Black Jaguar
White Tiger organization.

[Khloé] I'm so happy to get away.

I think Mexico's gonna
be a good distraction

with everything
that's going on in my life.

Isn't it annoying that Mom didn't come?

I know, right?

I don't if she…
she doesn't really like animals.

-Yeah, my mom hates animals.
-She's scared of…

she's scared of the cats.

I don't know, I think,

hey, she just probably
having some "me time" anyway.

And I'm gonna get some time
with y'all, the babies.

You don't feel weird?

Feel weird?

No. What are y'all… creatures?

No.
[laughs]

-[Corey] I don't feel weird.
-We took you here to k*ll you.

[Khloé laughs]

Thank you.

[Khloé] This is nice.

I have to get on the Wi-Fi stat.

Code for the Wi-Fi!

Food!
[gasps]

[phone rings]

That's the way it goes.

[Corey] So, what's up, Ms. Kendall?

[Kendall] Nothing.

It's your first time really
getting to hang-hang with me.

You got some questions for me?
Got anything you want to know?

-[Kendall] Do I have questions for you?
-[Corey] Yes, I'm sitting on your brain.

[Kendall chuckles]

-No.
-[Corey] I tend to pay more attention

to you and Kylie.

I, I think about y'all the most.

-[Kendall] Really?
-'Cause y'all are babies, yeah.

-It's my way of seeing about you.
-Kylie and I are, like, pretty chill

for, like, the younger ones.
'Cause I feel like

the younger ones
usually get really defensive

-and, like, protective.
-[Corey] Yeah.

But…

Y'all do so much, so y'all out
on your own and I always just…

always want to make sure y'all safe.

[Kendall] Yeah.

So, if you want to talk about anything,
you want to ask, feel free.

[Kendall] Of course.

-[Corey] Open book.
-Same.

[Kendall] Since I'm always traveling,

I feel like I haven't gotten
to know Corey very well,

but he seems very sweet.

I mean, there's just definitely
a big age gap

between him and my mom, so I don't know.

[Khloé] Oh, Kendall,
that's not how you open it! Oh, my--

[Kendall] It's not gonna do much.

[Khloé shrieks]

Kendall!

[Corey laughs]

[lively music]

[Kris] Okay.
[clears throat]

[Kim] What are you doing?

Look what my friend
Alessandro sent me from Hermès.

He also sent you a present.

-He did, really?
-[Kris] Yeah.

-[Kim] Baby gift?
-[Kris] It's cute.

You could've rewrapped it and re-gifted it
and pretend like you gave it to me.

[Kris] No.

Aw!

Oh, it says Baby West.

[Kris] Oh, I love this.

-I didn't know it had a zebra on it.
-[Kim] A zebra.

We should call him.

-That's so nice, seriously.
-[Kris] Yeah.

[phone chimes]

[Kris sighs]
Let's see.

Oh.

-[Kim] What?
-Oh, Lamar,

he tried to FaceTime me

-this morning really early.
-Lamar?

Why are you talking to Lamar?

[suspenseful music]

Well, usually he just texts with me.

But I guess he tried
to FaceTime me this morning.

[Kim] Khloé finally realized
you cannot change a person.

You have to move on.

And even though we all love Lamar,

I feel like now my mom just
kind of set everything back.

And now two years later,
he wants to reach out?

I mean, Khloé was so upset
when she left Nobu.

-[phone chimes]
-Oh, [bleep]. There he is again.

So why are you, like, engaging?

You don't have to respond right away.

-I'm not.
-You know?

I mean, now that I know exactly
how she feels

and what she's gone through
a little bit more

and all this stuff she didn't tell me,
she's starting to tell me,

so it makes more sense
and now I understand.

But at the same time,

-somebody reaches out to me--
-But if your child says…

-[Kris] I know.
-…don't do this.

I know, I get it now.

I didn't understand it as much,
because I considered him

like one of my own.

And then he tries
to reach out to me and I…

Just like I would never
not respond to one of you guys,

it's just not in me not to respond
to somebody that I love.

And it literally breaks my heart
that it didn't work out.

And I know it breaks hers.
So it's just been a process.

She just… she's ready to get over him
and you need to let that happen.

-Yeah.
-If she keeps on hearing about him

from you, it's gonna take longer
and she's gonna get sucked back in,

and she just doesn't need
to be in that space.

Yeah, I got it.

But "do you" is the question.

Do you really got it?

I think I do.

You can take those downstairs if you want.

Where should…
where should I put this tray?

I don't know. You have so many
accessories in this house.

I would put it in the garage.

[Kris] Never gonna happen.

[lively music]

[Kris] Ooh.

This looks nice.

Kylie?

-Hello.
-[Kylie] Hey.

[Kris] Hi!

You look cute. The house looks great.

I especially like the dirty underwear
on the floor right there.

-Those are awesome.
-[Kylie] Thanks.

-[Kris] Yeah.
-[Kylie] You have really light hair.

Yeah, I did the highlights today.

-Do you like it?
-I do.

I'm trying to be like you…



Um, speaking of 18,
I know that you get excited

about doing some of these appearances
and I worry a little bit.

[tense music]

I'm about to do my first club appearance,
for my birthday, in Canada,

and my mom just won't stop
checking up on me about it.

But I'm grown now.

I'm 18, I can handle this on my own.

-[Kylie] I was asked to do this.
-[Kris] I know.

And I think it's a great experience,

but I just want you
to be on your best behavior

and watch your Ps and Qs.

-[Kylie] Totally.
-[dogs snarling]

I think it's, uh… drinking age
is 18 in Canada, right?

-Yep. I wasn't planning on drinking, so…
-[Kris] Okay.

[tense music]

[Kris] Kylie is finally 18

and with that comes a lot
of added responsibility,

especially when there's alcohol involved.

So I always worried about her,
especially now.

I'm just being your mom and saying…

be on your best behavior, missy.

Totally.

[Kylie clicks tongue]

I love you.

And you have these two little babies!

-[growls, barks]
-[Kris] Ooh! Jumpy.

-[both laugh]
-[Kris] Okay.

[lively music]

[Kris] Look at him, he's just so cute.

Don't try to take my hands off of you,
'cause you can't fly.

[Kris] 'Member? You can't fly!

He looks like a little old man.

♪ A little old man ♪

He looks like… if P and him
were identical twins,

like, boy-girl twins,

-he looks like the other half of P.
-[Kim] Well, boy-girl twin

can't be identical, so…

All right.

[Kris] Got it.

So what are we gonna do
about, um, St. Barts?

You said that you looked up
a cool house that you had?

Yeah.

So where is it? I want to see it.

Let me grab my computer.

[Kourtney] It's through a company
called Sibarth Villa Rentals.

What's it called?

-La… Banana?
-Banan?

[Kris] Banane?

Banane? La Banan?

Ooh, look at that.

Hold on.

[Kim] There's so much going on
in the family right now,

so I decided it's, like,
the perfect time for our family vacation.

I think we all need it.

This is Kourtney's first trip
without Scott

and, like, Kendall and Kylie,
it would be great for them

to spend time together.

So I think this is just exactly
what we need.

So it has enough room for all of us?

[Kourtney] Yeah, and that's what we need.

I just feel like the point
is to all stay together.

[Kris] Well, I'm in.

[Kourtney] Yeah, I think
we should just do all girls.

-[Kris] So that means no Corey?
-[Kourtney] And kids.

[Kim] You can't bring Corey.

We can make it all girls. It'll be fun.

[Reign coos]

[Kris] Hallelujah!

Praise the Lord!

Praise the Lord!

Yeah!

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] Oh, my stomach
is k*lling me again.

[Kendall] We haven't even
been here for one night, really.

[Khloé] I know.

I am not coming here
to not see [bleep] tigers,

and I'm not coming here,
like, to get on a plane sick.

I will k*ll everyone.

Just so we all know the wrath of…
I'll throw up on every person here.

-[Corey laughs]
-On purpose.

[Kendall] When Khloé gets stressed out,
she physically gets sick,

so I'm worried that maybe
this throwing up is, like, anxiety.

I'm hoping that being able
to spend time with the tigers,

and the lions, and the jaguars,
and stuff will make her happier.

[Khloé] What else could it be?

What was yesterday?

Wednesday?

[bleep] forgot to take birth control.

[bleep]!

[bleep]!

[Corey] Good morning.

-Are you sick, too?
-[Corey] Nah.

Khloé's, like, throwing up.

-Not my poor baby.
-[Kendall] Yeah.

[Corey] Sorry you're feeling bad.

Oh, it's so annoying. Thank you.

[Corey kisses]
Hey.

Or maybe I'm gonna have another grandkid.

-[Khloé] Absolutely not. Mm-mm.
-[chuckles]

Oh, [bleep].

Squad out.

[Khloé] Squad out.

[lively music]

-[Kendall] Khlo… We're here.
-[Khloé] Hm?

-[Khloé] Hi.
-[Kendall] Hi.

-[Corey] What's up, man?
-How are you? Welcome.

-Good. I'm Kendall.
-Eddie.

-Pleasure meeting you.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I'm Khloé.
-Hey, how are you?

-Nice to see you.
-Pleasure meeting you.

-What up, man? Corey.
-Hi, how are you?

-How you doing?
-Nice meeting you.

-[Eddie] Shall we go in?
-[Kendall, Khloé, Corey] Yeah.

[Corey] I'm so happy to be here, man.

[Eddie] Yeah, you're gonna love it,
trust me.

[Corey] You know, I haven't paid
this much attention to nothing

since Michael Jackson.

[Kendall] Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Khlo…

[Kendall whispering]

-[Kendall] Hi, guys…
-[Eddie] Yeah, that's a good thing.

-[Kendall] This is insane.
-[Khloé] Hi.

[Eddie] That's Hector.
We have Maverick, Ice Man…

[Kendall] Oh, my God.

[speaking Spanish]

[Kendall] Oh…

[Khloé laughs]
Oh, my God.

Look how they are!

They're holding it down.

[giggles]

[Kendall] How long do you have them for?

-Do you have them…
-[Eddie] All their lives.

-their whole lives?
-[Eddie] Yeah, all their lives.

-Oh, wow.
-[Eddie] Like, uh…

this is stage one, where we are.

-[Khloé] Yeah?
-Then we have, like, 60 acres.

-[Khloé] Mm-hm.
-We'll move them in, like, two months.

[Kendall] How do you find them?
Do people, like, come to you?

[Eddie] Yeah, absolutely.
Like, two days ago, actually,

we just got an email
about this lovely couple

that made a mistake of getting
a tiger as a… as a pet.

-[Kendall] Oh. Okay.
-And now, three months later,

she was destroying their house.

They made that mistake.
But that's how we get most of the kids.

And you don't get mad at them or whatever.

Like, people feel safe…

[Eddie] Look, if you get mad at someone,
they won't listen.

If I yell at them,
start reprimanding them,

then that won't help anyone, you know?

[Khloé] People have taken
these wild cats to be house cats

or circus animals and that's tragic.

These animals belong in the wild.

-Hi, baby.
-Oh, my God.

[Khloé] I told you they like me.

[Kendall] Hi.

[Corey] They like the women.

They feel what she's going through.

[Kendall] She doesn't feel well.

But the lions make me happier.

[Eddie] Yeah, I'm surrounded
by love all day long.

[Khloé chuckles]

That's awesome.

[laughs]

What's so awesome about Eddie is that
even though these animals

are so scarred and damaged
when Eddie gets them,

all he wants to do
is give them love and care.

So let's start heading out.

[Eddie] Now, let me go first.
Come on, come out.

-Stay over here, on this side.
-[dog barking]

I think it comes from such a pure love.

[Khloé] And he instills that back
into these animals

and the animals just feel that.

It's really incredible.

-Can I touch one of them?
-Of course, come.

Hi.

[speaking Spanish]

[Khloé] Aw…

Hello.

Randy, hi…

[Khloé, Kendall] Aw…

[Eddie mumbles]

[Khloé] Stop it.

The cutest ever.

[Eddie] Best thing is if you just come
and pick him up.

[cub growls playfully]

[Kendall giggles]

[Khloé] Yes, Kendall.

There you go.

-[Kendall] Pretty.
-[Khloé] Aw…

[cub growling softly]

Just keep your face away from me.
[chuckles]

It's my moneymaker, here.

[light music]

So this is the quarantine areas.

Where we put their immunizations,

we deworm them…

Because they have to be over there,
by law, 40 days.

[Eddie] Cielo! So she's my first rescue.

-[Kendall] Oh, wow.
-[speaking Spanish]

[Corey] So beautiful, man…

[Eddie] She's my first rescue.

[speaking Spanish]

[Khloé] I cannot believe
he is in there with a panther.

[Eddie] Oh, she's the nicest one.

I knew a guy that had her
and wanted to sell her to a pet store,

to have people take pictures with her.

So I convinced him to give her to me.

-[Corey] She's so pretty.
-[Eddie] Want to go in?

He's not gonna do anything,
but of course, he's heavy.

Go fast, go ahead.

-[Eddie speaking Spanish]
-[man 1] Go ahead.

[Kendall] Are you sure we're good?

-[Eddie] Yeah, yeah.
-[man 2] Yeah, it's fine.

-[Eddie] Just relax.
-[man 2] You can touch.

That's a leopard. Yeah, he is…

[Eddie] He's like a dog in that sense.

He's super nice.

Of course, he can k*ll you in ten seconds.

But he's, like,
the nicest being on the planet.

-[laughter]
-[Khloé] Oh, my gosh!

Kendall, take a picture.

It's absolutely insane.

[Khloé] I'm literally petting a leopard.

-He's so sweet.
-[Eddie] Don't worry,

he's gonna go through your legs…

your legs, he loves doing that.

They're exotic and beautiful,
and they're loving,

and I just like how therapeutic they are.

[Eddie] I'll show you the big ones.

[Corey] Khloé, Kendall,
watch out for your leg.

-[Khloé] Yeah. Of course.
-[Kendall] You're scared, aren't you?

[Corey] No, I'm not scared. I just…
I got my little boundaries.

[Eddie] I promise you
they won't do anything to you.

[gate opens]

[Kendall] Look at that one
just laying on its back.

[Khloé] Look at this lion. Hi.

Look how beautiful this mane is.

-[lion snarls]
-[Eddie speaking Spanish]

[Khloé laughs]
That was awesome.

[Eddie speaking Spanish]

We rescued him from a circus.

They were selling his…
his fangs for 700 dollars.

-[Khloé gasps]
-[Eddie] And his skin for 10,000 dollars.

[Kendall] But it's insane,
like, you can literally see

how he wants to k*ll you in his eyes.

-[Khloé laughs]
-[Eddie] Mm-hm.

[Kendall] He would k*ll us.

[Eddie] In one second.

[Corey] What about this one?

[Eddie] Well, we just got them
two weeks ago.

We rescued 63 from a circus…

-[Corey] Which one is this?
-That's Kira.

[in Spanish]
Why don't you distract him, Danny…

-so I can go in?
-[growls]

[Corey] Has anybody ever walked
through there with you?

[Eddie] I will make an exception
if you want to come in.

[muttering]

[Eddie] Do you want to come?

[lion purrs]

[Eddie] They're all sleepy.

[Corey sighs]
Except for that leopard.

[Eddie]
But the leopard doesn't do anything.

[man 3] Feel his pulse,
he's getting nervous.

[Corey] Nah, nah,
my heart not b*ating, I'm not…

I'm just thinking, man,
I done lived a good life.

I got a woman at home I love.

I feel like in the past,
I've been afraid of some things

or afraid to do things.

I'll do it.

-[Eddie] Really?
-[Khloé] I'll do it, yeah.

-[Eddie] You, you want to do it?
-[Khloé] Just hold this.

[Eddie] Okay.

[Khloé] Sometimes you just got
to do what you want to do.

And I've always wanted to run
with the animals.

So I just feel like,
"Why not? You only live once."

If I die, I die with pride.

-[Eddie] Take it easy.
-[Corey] Hold up. I love you.

[Kendall] Yeah, Sister,
what are you doing?

[Khloé] Love you, Kenny. See you later.

[lions growling]

[Eddie] Come over here
and walk over there.

Yeah. Close.

And let's walk over here.

No, no, no, no, get in.

[lion growling]

Khloé, don't run.

[lion growling]

[Eddie shouting]

[speaking Spanish]

[lion purrs]

[Kendall] Is this a good idea?
Should we get her back?

[Eddie speaking Spanish]

[Kendall] Khloé is very scared.

I can see it in her mannerisms
that she's trying to be calm,

'cause if she freaks out,
they're gonna att*ck her.

[Eddie speaking Spanish]

[Kendall] Maybe you should
just come back, Sister.

[Eddie] This one's sweet.
This one's sweet.

[Kendall] I'm freaking out.

And I'm on the verge of tears.
I think my sister's about to die.

[Eddie] Nothing will happen.

[Kendall] She should come back.

[lions growling softly]

I feel like I've been getting
more brave and strong recently.

[Kendall] Hey, maybe we should
just bring her back in.

-[Eddie] Hold on.
-[Khloé] In the past, I've been

more afraid to do things
and how it will affect other people,

and I love exotic cats,
and I feel very safe with Eduardo.

What a blessing that I get
the opportunity to be with him.

-[animals snarling]
-[man 4] Way to be looking…

a leopard, a tiger, lions,
you did it, hey.

[man 3] Oh, my God, I clap for you.

-Yay!
-[applause]

[man 3] I am impressed. Good job.

[Khloé] Only when the leopard… I was like,

"Ah, the leopard's
gonna [bleep] it up for us all."

[man 4] Yeah, he did that.

[Khloé] You guys, this was,
like, the best experience

-seriously ever.
-[Kendall] Yeah, thank you guys so much

for letting us come.

-No, it's, like…
-It's great to have you here.

…the best experience of our l…

-Like, we'll never forget this ever.
-[Kendall] It's insane.

[Khloé] This trip is exactly
what I needed.

I feel really proud of myself for going in
with lions and jaguars and panthers.

And animals are definitely therapeutic.

I think I'm one with the animals,
and I think they feel my love.

[Corey] That was cool, man.
Like, that was cool as hell.

That was real cool.

[car engine starts]

[Kendall] Six Flags Mexico?

-[Khloé laughs]
-[Kendall] Why don't we go?

Corey, I'm happy you came
even though my mom didn't come.

[Corey] I like spending time with y'all.
I'm happy I came too.

[Khloé] Tell us a little something
about yourself.

As far as what?

[Khloé] I just want
to get to know you more.

-Where did you grow up?
-[Corey] Atlanta, Georgia.

[Khloé]
What exactly do you do for a living?

[Corey] It's not about a title,
just basically making [bleep] happen

in the music industry.

What do you and my mom even do together?

-What, like, hanging out?
-We… we do everything.

I mean, your mom got a lot of energy.

[Kendall] So how much time
do you spend together?

'Cause I'm not around anymore.
I don't live at that house.

We spend a lot of time together.

Enough. I mean, I don't know.

I'm just asking
'cause my dad was always away,

so, like, they… I don't know.

So I don't know the dynamic.

[Khloé] They go to art shows.

They go to dinners a lot.
So they're both into art.

Yeah, we do, like, the art thing.

We do, you know, she likes
to do her, her shopping deal.

I feel like being with your mom

is better than being with any
chick my age or, or younger.

I think we do more than you
younger girls do.

[Khloé laughs]

I genuinely think Corey cares
about my mom and loves her.

My mom has been through a lot,
and to see someone taking care of her

and really giving her
everything she needs is really great.

This ended up being a really nice trip.

I'm glad that I got
to spend time with Khloé

and got to know Corey
a little more, and all is well.

We have more fun than Kylie
with her guy-life, I promise.

[Kendall] Okay.

[lively music]

[Kylie] So where do we land?

At the beach on the island.

-[Kylie] Like, at the party?
-[man 1] Yeah.

It's only, like, a five-minute thing?

-[woman] Oh, really?
-[man 2] Uh, no, it's a little…

it'll probably be 20 minutes.

What?

[helicopter whirring]

Okay, so now we're getting in kayaks.

-[Kylie] No!
-[laughter]

[crowd shrieking]

[tense music]

[Kylie] Oh, my God.
There are so many people here.

[crowd shrieking]

[whoops]

[shrieking continues]

[camera shutters clicking]

My mom overreacts sometimes,

but now I know that my mom
wasn't overexaggerating.

This crowd is definitely rowdier
than I expected.

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[Kylie] I'm about to faint.

-This is so uncomfortable.
-I know, it was so hot. I'm… I'm sweating.

I'll do a few interviews
and [bleep] in this…

-[man 1] And then you'll come back here.
-…and change.

[cheering]

[man] Kylie, you look so good.

[reporter] So what does it feel like
to be an adult in Canada?

-I didn't think…
-[reporter mutters]

I didn't think it would feel
any different, but now

everyone is like, "Do you want a drink?"
Like, legally, and I'm like,

"This is so weird."

[reporter] Are you still gonna be
considered the baby?

I'm definitely gonna still be considered
as the baby.

My dad had a whole talk with me.
He was like, "You're still the youngest.

You're always gonna be the youngest.
I don't care." So…

I've… I've accepted it.

[crowd shrieking]

[emcee] Let's get ready! You guys ready…

-[crowd shrieking]
-[Kylie shrieks]

We are here to celebrate
the 18th birthday of Ms. Kylie Jenner!

[crowd cheering]

[emcee] Can we get a Kylie chant?

[chanting]
Kylie! Kylie!

Kylie! Kylie! Kylie! Kylie!

I love you, Montreal! Whoo!

[upbeat music]

-I throw them?
-Throw them out. Yeah.

All right, make some noise!

I've never been to anything
where I'm throwing T-shirts at people,

but I guess T-shirts are soft,
so I think it's fun.

Everyone's a bit crazy, but it's fun.

[crowd cheering]

[emcee] All right, guys,
happy birthday to Kylie. Are you ready?

[crowd] Happy birthday!

[cheering]

[Kylie] I am so happy
that this appearance went well.

I appreciate my mom
for being overprotective,

but I feel like
I have been raised well enough

that I know how
to handle situations like this.

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

I love you, Kylie!

[lively music]

Anyone want to go to Bible study tonight?

[Kim] What?

[Kourtney] Do you wanna go to Bible study?

[Kim] I don't know.

[whispers]
Wait, I'm trying to listen.

This is the craziest thing.

[Khloé] You and my mom are in
cahoots together. I'm not into this.

You know, Khloé changed her number
to have a clean start.

And she gets a call from Lamar,

and she doesn't really know
how he even got her number.

Are you joking?

[Khloé] What does that even mean?

[line busy tone]

[Khloé] For the past two years,

if I need to reach Lamar, I can't,

but he could always reach me
if he needs something.

I kept telling him,
"I need to move on with the divorce.

What do you want to do?"
And then it was public.

Then he started calling me,
but only at all hours of the night.

It's always a one-sided relationship.

Mm. I mean, what should we do?

Are you still on the phone?

[Khloé] Mm-mm.

[Kim] Well, 'cause Mom,
she has the text messages from him…

Kim, let's call Mom.

[Khloé] That's who I should call.

[line dialing]

Mom, I need to talk to you.

[Khloé] Lamar called me on my new number.
How did he get my phone number?

If you weren't talking to him or anything,

we wouldn't have this to talk about today.

Like, I was removed
from this whole situation.

I don't give a [bleep], are you psycho?

[line busy tone]

[Khloé] For my mom
to give out my phone number

just infuriates me
and it hurts my feelings.

I mean, I love that love
that she has for him.

And I wouldn't want to change
that for anything in the world.

But sometimes you got
to keep relationships separate.

This whole thing shouldn't ever
be happening!

But it's none of her business.

The fact that you're even
getting involved with, like,

your kid's drama
and secretly talking to Lamar,

is, like, insanity.

Like, insanity.

[tense music]

She should feel like a piece of [bleep],
like this is all her fault.

[lively music]

[Kim] No, it's so bizarre.

Anybody want a Starbucks from 7:00 a.m.?

[Kris] You could probably get typhus
or something from this.

[Kim] Khloé's on the phone.

-[Khloé] Hello?
-[Kris] Hey.

[Khloé] This is a [bleep]
messed up situation.

-You should tell your mother.
-[Kim] No, she's standing right here.

I just don't even know
how it came down to this place.

I'm just so, I'm just so upset right now.

[whispers]
Maybe just…

not make such a big deal
out of it and let it go.

You're insane, Mom.
This is a really big deal.

You're insane.

Thanks, Mom, for being so great.

[Kim] Yeah,
she thinks she did nothing wrong.

[Khloé] Like, come on, Mom.
Just take accountability

and just say sorry one time.

I know that Lamar and Khloé
have had their problems.

He's had so many issues
that he's been dealing with.

But I also feel like he needs us.

Lamar doesn't have
a lot of extended family,

so when he reaches out,
I'm going to respond.

That's what my heart tells me to do.

For some reason, you would think
you would know these things,

but you make the worst decisions.

Tell me one reason
why they should even communicate

after she's finally
had the balls to divorce him.

She doesn't tell me all the information.

-Mom… I don't have…
-She doesn't tell me all the other…

-…all the information.
-[Kris] …stuff that's going on.

-You sound so stupid.
-Well, then I'm stupid!

You are the one
that communicated with him.

[Khloé] You know what?
You want to stay mad at Caitlyn?

I… the first thing I did,
I was on your side and I protected you

-and I've defended you.
-We all defend you.

I never asked a [bleep] question,
and that was my dad of 23 years,

you crazy [bleep], and now this?

You know what, you and I need
a major break from each other, okay?

-Okay.
-I think we need to be separated.

[Kris] All right. You know what?

You guys go on this vacation.

I… I don't… I am just gonna stay home,

and I… I just can't take it.

[Kim] We all love Lamar.

And truly, Khloé has done
everything in her power to try

and save this relationship.

She stuck with this for years.

I feel like now
that she's finally moved on,

my mom just kind of set everything back

by giving Lamar her number
and not taking responsibility.

[Kris] I think you guys
better fix your own problems.

-This isn't my problem!
-No one's asking her

to be involved in this.

Yeah, no one's asking
you to be involved in this!

We're asking you to stop being involved!

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Hey.

What are you doing?

It's been really exciting over here.

So, what's up with today?
You wanna talk to me about today?

[laughing]
It's been the worst day ever.

Kim and I are in the biggest fight.

[Kris] Kim's yelling at me
like I'm an idiot.

She's calling me, "You're so stupid."

It's so disrespectful.

Like, what kind of [bleep]
sensitivity chip is Kim missing?

Stop getting
into everybody else's business.

[Corey] Yeah, but, babe, you know, you--

She's doing the same thing
she says I'm doing.

So I'm going along as…

obviously my family I'm more loyal to
than anybody in the universe.

-[Corey] Right.
-And they're thinking

I'm on Lamar's side
and I'm taking his side,

and this is all my fault
for what's going on…

Because everybody is so heated
and so upset,

I am the easiest person to blame
for the entire incident.

So now everybody's yelling at me,
treating me with such disrespect,

which is bizarre, you know.

And I'm… I won't put up with it anymore.

I don't want to be around
that negative energy.

[tense music]

My kids are my first priority.

I think I've proven that for the last,

I don't know, 36 years.

That's why they take up for you so hard.

You know, when you feel like
you're doing the best you can

and everybody comes down
with an iron fist…

it hurts.

Like, these kids are screaming at me

because I should know better.

And all I'm trying to do is love everybody

and make sure everybody's
taken care of and…

But even though, you know,
with loving everybody

still comes with boundaries
with the big kids.

[mellow music]

I'm always, like,
asked to smooth things over,

and then when I do,
I catch nothing but hell.

We both know, you know,
sometimes you have good intentions

and the situation
will still backfire in your face.

Now you just know you gotta
let them hear how they want to hear.

They X-ing people out of their life,
they got to be X-ed out of yours, too.

[Kris] I get that now.

I would give anybody that I love
the benefit of the doubt.

And maybe that's my downfall.

Maybe because I forgive everyone

I give everybody 15 chances…

Cut 15 down to, like,
negative one or something.

-Okay, well, that's just what I'm about.
-But I understand what you're saying.

-[Corey] I understand.
-Is second chances

and believing in people
and listening and not just assuming--

And just stop talking about this,
'cause you've already been through it.

-I can't, you're right. I'm done.
-And…

And you had good intentions,
so address the things you…

if you want to apologize, do it.
If not, not.

[Kim] On the next Keeping Up
with the Kardashians…

All we were looking for is for you to say,
"[bleep], I [bleep] up!"

Mom said, "Get her out of my house."

Write her back and say,
"Kim will gladly move out."

[Kim] St. Barts is so beautiful.

I've always wanted to come here.

[Kylie] Who's that?

I am so excited to see Tyga.

It was, like, specifically a girls trip
and we had said that.

I don’t know if that memo got to Kylie.

[Khloé] She has to, like,
make an effort to be with us.