11x08 - The Big Launch

[bunniefuu]

[lively music]

So tell us about your vacation with Mason.
How was it?

-Kanye and I, like, had this whole plan--
-[Khloé] Like, who--

[Kim] Seats were all separate.
And I lose my mind on everyone.

-[Khloé] Who walks through the airport?
-[Kim] We go to the airport.

Everyone was trying to take pictures,

-so we literally--
-We need to get a family aircraft.

-[gasps]
-Yeah, we do.

Kardashian Aviation.

-[shrieks]
-[Kris] Oh, my God.

Yes. Can we get…

I want a 787, John Travolta-style.

-Pimp it out--
-Do you have 30 million dollars?

We need a five million-dollar aircraft.

We need the money?

-I thought we just wanted a plane.
-Or a six million-dollar plane.

Tyler Perry offered to sell me his plane.

[Khloé] Wait. Excuse me.

We're gonna get a 787.

-We're gonna put beds in it.
-We should get a Challenger.

When I fly with Puff,
Puff has a whole back room…

It's a bedroom. It's a bed.

[Kourtney] Who needs that, really?

-I do.
-Oh, my God.

[theme music]

[lively music]

[Kourtney] Is this how hoes, like, type?

-With their nails?
-[Kim] I don't know,

I rarely have long nails.

-I only do it, like, once a year.
-Not you.

-She's talking about me.
-I mean, Kim… Khloé.

-She's calling me a ho.
-[Kim] Mm-hmm.

[Kourtney] All right.
So what is the deal for New York?

You're leaving Saturday?

I'm gonna go. Kanye has
a fashion show on the tenth

-for Yeezy Season 2.
-[Kourtney] Okay.

If you guys want to come.

How did that happen already? Season 2.

[Kim] And the day before that,
we do our app launch.

They got to preview the apps,
like, on the phones.

-Everyone's loving it.
-Really?

My sisters and I are launching
our new apps.

[Kim] We have a big event in New York.

We've been working
endless hours of the night

to make sure that they're perfect.

I don't think all five sisters
have ever done a big deal together.

And I'm excited for the world to see it.

I need to actually talk to them again,

because they are only putting me
in one category

which is more mom stuff,

which I said, I am a person
who does other things, too.

They don't, like, get me.

Well, they said you kept on saying
you didn't want to do subscription,

you didn't want to do content,
you didn't want to do this.

No, I didn't. They were just, like…

They don't know
what they're doing with me.

[Khloé] But I think you
should maybe suggest,

like, what you would be comfortable with,

because I don't know if they know where--
What direction to take you in.

I know the stuff
that I'm passionate about.

I've given them, like, exact plugs.

I think they've kind of dropped the ball.

And they think you dropped the ball.

[Kourtney] That's what they're saying.

But I don't want to [bleep]
with people like that.

Talking [bleep].

During the time that my sisters
and I were working on our apps,

you know, Kourtney was preoccupied
because of the baby,

and she's also had a pretty tough year.

But trying to shift the blame
as to why her app is late is delusional.

The truth is, Kourt, you dropped the ball.

[Kourtney] Have you seen
the movie theater?

[Penelope murmurs]

What? Let's go see the movie theater.

-[Khloé] She did drop the ball.
-[Kim] Yeah.

She just doesn't want to do it now.
She's pissed that we're all doing it.

-Well, she should be.
-Yeah.

[lively music]

[Kim] How funny is this video?
Let me show you.

How cool do I look, by the way?

[young Khloé] Her name is Kim.

She's gonna be famous when she grows up.

[Kylie] Weird.

Isn't that so funny?

-Who says that? She's gonna be famous?
-That's Khloé talking.

Weird.

[Kim] So funny, right?

So, I just wanted to go over with you.

So you're gonna walk in Kanye's show.

-Like last time.
-Oh…

I feel like you're totally, like,
the vibe of Yeezy, you know?

Yeah, no, I love doing it.

[Kim] Kylie's walking
in Kanye's fashion show.

Kylie did the show last year,

so she definitely knows the drill
and knows how it is.

-I'm so excited.
-Yeah, it's like you're a thing.

[Kim] Kylie has a really cool,
like, unique look.

And, Kanye wants kind of, like,
these underground, really cool vibes.

And, you know, I always get nervous.

I've been hearing things,
like, Kylie makes people wait

because she's on her phone,
or if she's at photo sh**t,

she brings a ton of friends.

So I just want Kylie to know
just because Kanye's family,

like, this isn't, like,
a casual situation.

She has to be really professional
and go with the flow.

[Kim] You know, he's, like,
such a perfectionist, obviously.

And this is, like, a really big deal
to do a, a second show.

His first show did so well.

You know, and the second one,
it's like, even that much more pressure.

-Yeah.
-So I just want it to be perfect.

It'll be so much fun.

Yeah.

And I just want you to, like, be profesh.

-No, I will. I'm so excited.
-Yeah, you were last time.

[lively music]

-[Mason] What?
-[Kourtney] Come here,

she's in the garage.

Oh, Mason, you look so cute.

-And you have tattoos?
-[Mason] Yeah.

And a necklace?

-Hey.
-[Kourtney] Hi.

You look cute.

-You like this outfit?
-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

-[Mason] Mom.
-It's Kim's.

But look at this. Wouldn't this look cute?

-[Kourtney] Okay, wait a sec…
-I love this cut.

[Mason] Mama.

[Kris] She has a body double.

She has somebody come over here

and put a prosthesis on,
like a pregnant person,

and she makes them
try on all of her clothes

because she's too tired to do it.

And then she puts the pictures…

How great is this?

[Kourtney] That doesn't look like
Kim's size.

[Kris] Is the body double
gonna start eating beignets?

Because she needs to get a bigger ass.

[Kourtney] All right, let's go inside.

All right.

[Kris] What day are you gonna leave
for New York?

Not till Sunday.

[Kris] And what's the plan with the kids?

It's three nights,

and so I was hoping
that you could be around.

-Is Scott gonna be around?
-I don't know. So we'll see.

So if you could just be available.

I'd rather someone else be there, too.

-[Kris] Right.
-[Kourtney] And then

Reign's coming with me.

[Kris] I think it's really good
that you're going

and, like, leaving the kids at home.

Why is that good?

I just think it's good for you
to get out and about for a little while.

And you're going
to the big app announcement

for the girls.

Why is it "for the girls"
and not for me? I don't get it.

Because your app isn't launching.

But then… then why am I going?

I'm not going if it's not… not about me.

[Kourtney] I knew that my app
was going to be behind,

but I didn't really realize
that mine was the only app

that wasn't going to be launching.

-[Kris] Can I ask you a question?
-[Kourtney] Hmm?

How come you didn't do what every…

-Your other four sisters did…
-[Kourtney] I am.

…and do what they wanted you to do,

-and keep up with the program?
-They didn't.

Not one person has bothered me about this.

Jeff said you didn't even want
to take meetings with him.

-[Mason] Mommy…
-Yeah, I did.

First of all, I just had a baby,

so when he was maybe meeting,
we may have pushed some meetings

and said, I'm unavailable
for these two months.

-They had me for months before.
-Well, two months was like…

[Kourtney] It didn't, he should've said…

-…the crunch time.
-He should've then communicated.

He never explained any of this to me.

So you guys need to have a conversation
and figure it out.

But you were at all the same meetings

-that everyone else was at.
-No, I wasn't. What meetings?

What meetings?

I'm not going if they're
not talking about mine.

-Of course they're gonna talk about it.
-There's absolutely no point

for me to go.

So you'd better figure this out before--

'Cause I need to cancel my travel
and all my plans.

You're the one who was supposed
to be having the…

I'm not figuring this out.
Get him on the phone now.

Okay.

[secretary] Kris, Jeff Berman on line one.

[Kris] Hey, Jeff.

[Jeff] Hey, I've got Jen with me.

-[Jen] Hi.
-Hi, Jen.

[Kris] Kourtney's right here.

We were talking about
the thing in New York.

Is there a reason
no one communicated to me

that mine would be pushed?

[Jen] First of all, to build these apps
takes a few months.

You know, Kourt,
you've had a lot going on.

There was a lull in…
for the communication.

Uh, because of that lull,

logistically,
it's not physically possible.

[Kris] But she's just wondering,

is it worth her coming to New York?

[Jeff] Yeah, I mean, I think it will be
an opportunity, obviously,

for Kourtney to talk about
why she's doing this

and why she's excited about it
and what she's planning.

But it's not ready and, you know,
we're gonna launch when it's ready.

So long as she's comfortable with that,
I think it's great if she can be there.

-Yeah.
-[Jeff] It's…

it's ultimately really up to her.

[Kris] Yeah.

[Jen] So, Kourt, why don't you just
think about it for another day

and let me know, like,
where your comfort level is.

Okay, cool.

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] You guys,
we are gonna stunt on these hoes

like no one ever knew.

This is New York Fashion Week,

so this is one of the craziest weeks
that you could be in New York City.

Our apps are launching this week.

Kendall's walking in the Givenchy show.

Kylie is modeling for Kanye's show.

Oh, I used to love doing Fashion Week
with my sisters.

And now I get to do it
with two more sisters,

so it's that much more fun.

You guys, why don't we just have
a threesome

and then, like, have our own…

-What could our name be?
-Um, let's see…

-Let's see, Khlo.
-Khloé, Khloga.

-[gasps] Khloga?
-[Kylie] I like Khloga.

Should we just date, and then
you should date someone else?

-[Tyga] Khloga.
-[Kylie] Yeah.

T is here.

I'm just really happy

that we get to spend
a little time in New York.

I saw you wore my bathing suit out
before my magazine cover came out.

No, you have a magazine cover in it?

I should… it's for my book,
that's why I showed you.

-You did not show me a magazine cover.
-At your birthday dinner.

I didn't realize it was a thing then.

That's okay, Kylie. It's okay.

Steal my blonde hair,
steal my bathing suit.

Everyone thinks I'm copying you.
But it's okay.

[lively music]

[indistinct chatter]

[female staff] Oh, my God.
Okay, everyone, back a bit, please.

[male staff] Back up.

[paparazzi]
Straight ahead, straight ahead.

[clamoring]

[Kanye] Boy, talk about a walk.

-[Kim] I know.
-[Kanye laughs]

-[Kim] My water might break.
-[Kanye] Yeah.

It's so exciting that the Givenchy show
this year is in New York.

[upbeat music]

He is one of mine and Kanye's,
like, absolute favorite designers.

You know, I think it's so great
to see Kendall walk in a show.

And it's been just so much fun to see her
really come into her own.

[applause]

-[Kim] How are you?
-[Riccardo] Good.

Okay, like, I say this every time
that was the best thing I've ever seen.

-No, seriously, like dying.
-[Riccardo] That was so dope.

[Kim] It was, like, the perfect lighting.

-Aw…
-[Kim] Thank God it didn't rain.

I like the piercings in the back.
The, like, the kind of the…

[Kim] Everything was so amazing.

Yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

[lively music]

-[Kris] Ooh, yummy. Thank you.
-[waitress] You're welcome.

-Please enjoy.
-[Kris] Oh, thank you. Cheers.

-[Corey] I missed you.
-[Kris] I missed you, too.

[line ringing]

-[Kourtney] Hey, Mom.
-Hi.

-What are you doing?
-[Corey] Wait, wait. That's my friend.

-[Kourtney] Cleaning out my dishes.
-[Corey] But that's my friend.

On Friday night?

Like, in ten minutes, I'm gonna
start packing for New York.

Pick out my outfits.

[Corey] We got to celebrate.
You're going on a trip.

-Don't meet no dudes.
-She could meet a dude.

No, I'm not going to.

I am disappointed
that I didn't go to Fashion Week.

[Kris] But I'm really proud of Kourtney

for going to New York
with all of her sisters.

-We love you.
-[Kris laughs]

-[Kourtney] Okay.
-All right.

-Bye, guys.
-Bye.

[Kris] She's so cute.

[Corey] I want you to pick five movies
you want me to watch.

And I'm gonna pick five movies
I want you to watch.

Okay, but your…

your movies are all,
like, they star Eddie Murphy.

My movies are classics.

-So tell me the difference.
-What the hell you mean?

Eddie Murphy is classic.

You watch Boomerang?

Boomerang? I'm talking about
Gone with the Wind.

How about I got to make you
watch Dr. Zhivago, Mary Poppins?

I mean, hello?

You've never seen Boyz n the Hood.

You haven't seen Friday.
You haven't seen--

Boyz n the Hood?

I want you to watch a lot of good movies
that you've missed out on.

You didn't have the right
African-American man in your life.

Look, that's gonna be us in a minute.

-[Kris laughs]
-You got to be ready, baby.

-[Kris] Oh, my God.
-[Corey] Romance,

romance is in the air.

-Did you see how--
-[Kris] Romance is in the air?

Did you see them?
That's how I'm gonna be--

You're rushing it. You're rushing it.

And I'm gonna be pulling you.

[lively music]

[man] Watch out.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[camera shutters clicking]

Even though, you know,
my app is not ready,

and I am disappointed,

I decide to still go to New York
to support everybody else.

I'm gonna go and do my best.

[Kourtney] Doesn't this remind you
of back in the day?

But when we used to come
for Fashion Week, like…

[Kim] Yeah.

It was so fun.

Back in the day?

Nowadays, yeah, I still see my sisters,

but it's rare that we get to be out

and doing, like,
really fun things together.

[Khloé] So, Kourtney, Kim and I,
like, after my dad d*ed,

and, like, we started, like,
doing DASH and stuff, I…

we all started hanging out,
like, all the time.

And for some reason,
we were, like, inseparable.

[Tyga] I used to go to Kress.

That's when I first met her and Scott.

-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-[Khloé] Oh, my God.

And then, I was, like, 16, 17.

-And you was coming out.
-Wait, I know where…

You were so drunk.

-You were just, like, tripping.
-Me?

That's the first time I ever seen you,

and I was just like,
I was just looking like,

[bleep] this is crazy.

-Like, you were wild and like--
-[Khloé] Great first impression.

I used to fight all the time.

[Tyga] That's, like, the first,
I still have that memory.

[Khloé] No, I used to get it, if someone,
like, would touch Kim,

like, just graze her-- It's a club,
of course, someone's gonna hit you.

I would push [bleep] out of them
and they would fall back.

They're like… and they would,
like, try to get like, like,

"What, you just hit me?"
And I'm like, "Don't you dare come at me."

-[laughs]
-Like, I used to be insane.

Kourtney, one time,
got punched in the face.

And it was a dinner party
for, like, 30 people and…

[Khloé] And then all of a sudden,
Kourtney disappears.

I went to the bathroom.

-And I was in line.
-[laughs] Oh, I remember.

And this girl cut in front of me
in the line.

And I go, "Excuse me?"

-She literally--
-You know Kourtney's voice--

She goes, "Excuse me, you cut."

And she literally turned around to me
and just goes, "Boom." Right in the face.

-[Khloé] So, Kourtney--
-[Kourtney] I've never been

punched in the face
except for that only time.

-It was, like, crazy.
-[all laugh]

Thank God, you guys were running late,

because I had so much stuff
to go over on my app.

Like, you have no idea.

And I needed to change so much stuff.

Kim, for our app launches,
what are we all wearing?

It has to be, like, united front.

And I just need to know
because I have get up at 7:00 a.m.

and put that outfit on
and wear it to work.

You guys, we're being interviewed
by Fortune magazine, the head person.

Did they tell you that?
It's, like, a big serious thing.

We got to have our [bleep] together.
They're gonna ask you about the apps.

So, we're all being interviewed together
by Fortune?

We're on a panel,

like a press conference,
and we're all sitting there.

Mine's launching later.

Could we talk about the messaging, though?

Yours is just launching in December,

because yours is more lifestyle.

I think just say that,

because it's gonna look bad,
like, it just wasn't ready.

I mean, I could say, too,
I just had a baby

when we were working on it…

No, no. So what? I'm pregnant
and I have a baby…

Everyone in life has a baby
and they work, like, ten jobs.

[Khloé] Everyone in life.

No excuses, like, you knew
you were having this baby

nine months before you did.

And you knew you had this app a year ago,

so there was no--
To me, there's no excuses.

You're not special, sorry.

Ooh, Felicia.

It's already procrastinating.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

-[Jonathan] Hi.
-[Kim] Oh, come on.

-[Jonathan] I'm bored.
-[Kim] These things are, like,

-so ridiculous.
-[smooches]

Like, I don't understand.

[Jonathan] I'm in the city,
so I need to pretend

like we're out somewhere like…

in the wilderness.

I feel like I haven't been here
in so long.

[Jonathan] What's up?
Look at this [bleep] bam-bam outfit.

I love that.

Since I have so much work to do on my app,

we're gonna be at Jonathan's apartment
for a couple hours working.

Unlock my world. Get The Kim App.

Should it be called The Kim App?
Is that what we're calling it?

[Kim on video] Hey, guys, it's Kim.

My new app is filled
with so many amazing new features

-that I can't wait for you to see…
-That lighting's good.

[Kim] I don't really like that close-up.

[Stephanie] Yeah.

-Already you're making notes?
-Yeah.

[Kim] I need to do, like, tons of these.

Wait, so I need to talk to you privately.

[Jonathan] Why are you smirking?

-No, no, no, because I…
-Why are you smirking?

So because I've had, you know,
pregnancy issues in the past,

I need something dropped off at a lab.

-Can you drop one thing off for me?
-No, because you have Stephanie.

I mean, I would send Stephanie,
but we're, like, in such a groove

getting all this content for my app.

[Kim] Jonathan's my best friend.

And I don't know who else
I would even ask to do this.

[Jonathan] You're pregnant,
I know this already.

-[Kim] I think I need to…
-That freaks me out.

-Don't give me the details.
-I need to pee in a cup.

And I just need it
dropped off to the doctor.

-[laughs]
-Are you [bleep] sick?

What do you mean?

You want me to go walk around
with your piss?

No one will ever know.

Look, I got the cup from the doctor.

-And it'll be in this bag.
-That is disgusting.

I won't even, like, hold my own piss.
Are you crazy?

Almost done with my website,

my launch is literally in two days.

Let me just pee, and I'll conceal it,

and see if you even feel
the warmth… of the pee.

There better be no warmth
and not one [bleep] dot.

Okay.

[suspenseful music]

Are you done yet? Come on.

I… I [bleep] double-bag it for you.

[Jonathan] Stick it in here.

-[Kim] Here's your prescription.
-[Jonathan] That's wonderful.

-What are you up to?
-Thank you.

-What?
-Nothing.

[Kim] Also will you go get…

What did you say those things are?

The doughnut mixed with the…

-You know.
-The cronuts, the cronuts--

-I've never had one.
-There's no way

-I'm gonna make it in time.
-[doorbell dings]

-This is the masseuse.
-Please.

You're really [bleep] annoying right now.

-What's going on?
-[Lenny] Everything good.

This is Lenny the magical healer.

-[Kim] Hi, how are you?
-[Jonathan] This is Kim.

Can you just set up for me?
I'm gonna be right back.

[Stephanie] Oh, God, he seems mad.

[door closes]

[slow music]

-Where's my masseuse?
-[Carla] Is that…

-[Jonathan] Where's the masseuse?
-You think the masseuse was able to stay?

[Jonathan] Did you keep him?

[Kim laughing]
What's that chocolate on your face?

Are you serious?
You didn't keep the masseuse?

-These are the cronuts.
-[gasps]

These are doughnuts filled with stuff

'cause I couldn't find
the cronuts at first.

I hate filled doughnuts.

[Carla] Wait, these are cronuts?
They have [bleep] all over them.

[Jonathan] Where's the [bleep] masseuse,
seriously?

-[Carla] Gone.
-Where's my masseuse?

I waited a month for this guy.

I was in Italy
dreaming about this masseuse.

[Kim] He had to leave.

[Kim] Jonathan's obviously upset.

I had no idea getting cronuts
would take two hours,

so, you know, I feel really bad.
I totally [bleep] up.

-[Jonathan] Where's my masseuse?
-Do not [bleep].

-Where's my masseuse?
-[all laugh]

-[Jonathan] Seriously, where is the--
-Do not ruin my makeup.

[Jonathan] I'm going to the spa.

I feel bad, but I have no energy
to get up and chase you.

[upbeat music]

[woman] Oh, my God, Khloé.

[indistinct chatter]

Tonight is my release party

for the cover I did for Galore.

[Khloé] Kourtney's here?

Where?

-Kourtney's standing.
-[shrieks] Kourtney!

[whooping]

[Kendall] It's really exciting
'cause it's Fashion Week,

and all my sisters are here
which has never really happened before.

[screaming]

To be out and doing something fun

and have Kourtney out on the town,
and then Kendall and Kylie,

it's like, "Oh, I'm super excited."

[emcee] This is gonna be a crazy party.

It's only 11:44 right now, by the way.

[Tyga] Do you want to go to another club?

[Kylie] I'm leaving.

[Khloé] Don't leave. I never go out.
I only came for you.

I feel like I just got here,

and for Kylie to say
that she wants to leave.

Kourtney is finally out,
let's keep this party train going.

Kylie, that's [bleep] up.

Kylie, that's [bleep] up.

It's kind of frustrating

when my older sister
is always lecturing me.

I'll find you later. I'll find you later.

[indistinct chatter]

[vehicle honking]

[Khloé] That's so annoying.

[lively music]

-Hey.
-[Khloé] Oh, my God, hi.

It said it was, like, 85 degrees outside.

-I'm freezing.
-Honey, it was my last outfit.

-And I don't care how hot it is.
-[Khloé] No, no,

I'm saying I have the dopest jacket.

-Aren't you freezing? I am.
-No, I'm sweating to death.

[Khloé] Well, no, you're not.
I'm freezing.

You look so fab.

-[phone chimes]
-[Khloé] Birth control?

-It's already 5:00?
-It can't be.

Maybe it's 5:00 in LA?

[pensive music]

If it was 5:00 in LA,

-what time would it be here, KiKi?
-It's 5:00.

I… I just looked at the clock.
It's five o'clock.

I know, but what time would it be here
if it's 5:00 in LA?

Eight.

Good girl.

-[singsong] Pregnancy brain.
-So I…

[Kim] I heard
Kylie left you guys last night.

Oh, at… at the party?

I think we just need to, like,
have a pep talk with her

and let her know we have
strict rules for the show,

and they don't want anyone backstage,

and, like, I have to say,
"Your friends can't go backstage."

[Kim] I just want Kylie to have…

you know, a really long-lasting career
and a really good reputation.

I want people to want to work with her.

You can't really bring your entourage
and your friends with you everywhere.

And I just hope that
she can learn to be responsible

and respectful of everybody

and understand why it's so important.

[Kim] I just want everyone prepared,
so it's just, like…

a job and so she really
has to k*ll it, you know?

k*ll it.

[upbeat music]

-[Faye] Hi, sweetheart.
-Hi. How are you?

-[Faye] I'm good. How are you?
-Mwah.

You didn't tell me
it was this muggy over here

on this side of town.

By the way, that's why I was worried about
your side of town, because it'd be hot.

It's actually nice and beautiful

on my side of town,
because it rained all morning.

You love your side of town,

and no matter how hot or cold it is,

you always say it's better there.

I will get you to the dark side

-sooner or later.
-[Kim chuckles] Exactly.

All the girls are in New York.

-[Kris] All five of them.
-[Faye] Hmm.

And they had a big announcement.
So here's the thing.

So because all the girls are gone today,

Scott is over at Kourtney's house…

-Oh, no.
-…with the kids,

-which isn't a bad thing.
-I know.

[Kris] Because he's such a great dad, but

it's been a rocky road,
let's just put it that way.

I'm proud of Kourtney

because I feel like she's really trying

to make a really bad situation
a lot better

by co-parenting with Scott.

I just hope he can make a commitment

and really follow through.

[Kris] I miss them. I miss everybody.

I miss Kanye. I miss Kim. I miss Northie.

Well, I'm here this week.

That's good news.

You should go to this bed store with me.

Are you going to get an adjustable bed?

I think I'm gonna save that
for when I'm, like, 85.

No, no, no, I'm telling you now,
it's the greatest thing in the world.

Honestly, if you're gonna be
spending the amount of money

that you're spending on these--
This mattress,

they're amazing.

You can sit yourself up
and sit yourself down.

You can just, like, lift your legs up.

You can get in zero gravity.

I do not have a problem
lifting my legs up.

I know you don't.

[both chuckle]

[lively music]

[man] Kimberly.

[Kim] Did you see
what Mom wore last night?

-[Kylie] I saw that.
-She totally tried

to copy my outfit from the Givenchy show.

-Yo, why did she do that?
-[Kim] A full-laced dress.

She calls me and goes,

"Hey, did you ever find
that black velvet choker?"

And I said, "No, I had
to buy another one."

So this is your choker?

[Kim] Yeah, it's, like, my full outfit.

This is getting out of hand.

[Kim] I know, she's fully
stealing my clothes,

trying to clone my looks when I'm gone.

So funny.

-So, am I still doing Kanye's show?
-[Kim] Yeah.

I was just worried that it was gonna be
walking down the runway.

-[Kim] No.
-But thank God.

It's, like, the same thing as last time.
And the clothes are so sick.

-[Kylie] Yeah.
-Like, you're gonna die.

It's just funny, because last year,
like, even at Fashion Week last year,

like, no one asked me to be at their show.

And it's just funny now,

because I feel like everyone wants me.

[Kim] Kylie is the youngest,

and she's getting so many calls now.

She's, like, what everyone's
talking about right now,

and I just want her
to make smart decisions.

If she listens, I think she…

It could be really helpful for her.

[Kim] I've heard from a couple people…

[background chatter]

…that…

What? You're scaring me.

Oh, no, it's nothing bad.
Just like, that you're, like,

a little bit like…

kind of a diva on set.

I'm so not.

But just like, you're, like,
always on your phone,

and they have to pull you away and then…

Oh, my God.

I just feel like you're kind of just like,
"I don't like this, I'll never smile."

I'm always nice to everybody.

But I feel like, since you're,
like, young and whatever,

I just don't want you to have a bad rep.

-Like, be the wild one.
-[Kylie] Yeah.

But that's so professional

and, like, "Oh, no,
that's just her image."

Like, "Yeah, that's like who she is,
like, with her friends,

but, like, you know,
she's so professional," you know?

Like, people love working with me
'cause I'm, like, so on time,

I'm so professional, I get it done,

even if I hate it.

-[Kylie] Yeah.
-You know?

I totally understand what Kim's saying.

It's hard to hear,

but I think I need to make
an effort to be professional,

and nice to everybody, everywhere I go.

I got it.

Are you excited to not be pregnant?

[Kim] Um, yeah.
I'm gonna be really excited.

[Kylie] I heard it feels really weird

when you've been pregnant for so long,

and then you have the baby and then you…

you're not pregnant.

No. It feels good as can be.
[laughs]

Except for your stomach is a blob.

-It's like… rolls.
-[Kylie] And squishy.

[Kim] Squishy rolls.

[lively music]

I took Corey, we went for a party.
And I'm like, "This is that…

the art I've been telling
you about, Mr. Brainwash."

And I said, I want to call him,

go to his studio and see
what's going on over there.

[chuckles]
So here we are.

But I really love your stuff.
What is… Life Is Beautiful?

-Yeah.
-[Kris] That is so good.

Who'd you make that for?

[Mr. Brainwash]
It's, it's, it's just, I like big things.

Corey and I both love art,

and I'm a huge fan of Mr. Brainwash.

[Kris] So it's really fun
to come to his studio

and see everything that's going on

and what he's working on.

-[Kris] I love that.
-[Mr. Brainwash] Je T'aime or I Love You,

it's like, uh, uh, the statement of love.

[Kris] Right now,
Scott is visiting his kids.

As much as I would love to be
in New York with all my kids,

I'm really glad that I could be here in LA

and be a safety net to help check on Scott

and just make sure everything's
okay with him and the kids.

Kourtney can relax
and know that I'll handle it.

She really needs to focus
on the app launch.

[Mr. Brainwash] So there, there is a piece
that I worked a long time ago.

It's all the girls. Together.

[Kris] No. Let me see.

[clicks tongue, laughs]

-[Kris] Oh, my goodness.
-[Corey] That's good art.

-[Kris] That is so crazy.
-[Corey] Yeah, that looks good.

[Kris squeals]

Look how pretty Kourtney looks.

And, Khloé, like, "You b*tches
better take the picture now,

because I'm not sitting here anymore."

[laughs]

I can't believe… I got to give you a hug
for doing that.

That is so amazing.

You're so cute.

Oh, my God.

Do you have the Kanye one or no?

[Mr. Brainwash] It's done long time ago.

All your dreams.

It was an old one, like 2008.

-There.
-[Kris] Oh, my God.

[Mr. Brainwash]
Everything that you see is records.

I'm just trying to think,
did Kanye, is he…

-Did he have records?
-[Corey] CDs, man.

He did make it to CDs,
but he's not that old.

[laughs]

I don't know, I'm, like,
trying to do the math

really quick in my mind.

But I don't know when it switched over.

[light music]

[background chatter]

[Jonathan] Hello, hello.

Hope they have our soup here.

That is why I'm having you here,

because I got the soup
brought back on the menu

-just for you.
-Yeah, right.

And that's why I wanted you
to meet me here.

-Stop playing.
-Your favorite restaurant,

I got your favorite soup brought back.

I feel really bad that you left,
like, so upset yesterday.

I just thought about it
and I was like, how annoying.

You know what? You don't come that often.

-[Kim] Thank you.
-And when you do,

it's like, I needed to, like, make sure
that everything was great for you.

So I did it.

[Jonathan] You send me to 4th, 4th Avenue.

-And there's no 4th Avenue in New York.
-[laughs]

[Kim] Jonathan is such a good friend.

I never want to upset him.

I didn't even realize what I was saying
and I just feel really bad,

and I want to do whatever I can
to make it up to him.

I love you and I appreciate you so much
and everything that you do for me.

This speech is such a broken record.

I feel like you've said this every time
and you still do this.

Yeah, no, I'm over it.

-[Jonathan] Right.
-This time, I just, like, I felt bad.

-Yeah. Why, the other times you didn't?
-[Kim] No.

The other times, it was, like, funny.

I'm gonna [bleep] cut you soon,
for doing this [bleep] to me.

[both laugh]

-Oh, I'm so sorry.
-[Jonathan] Remember that.

-I can't bend over with my stomach.
-Why, what happened?

-Can you just reach that napkin?
-[Jonathan] Oh, yeah.

-[Kim] Like you literally…
-Was that a test?

No, I really can't bend over
with my stomach's in the way.

[Jonathan] Oh, you're right.

[lively music]

[phone ringing]

-[Penelope] Hi, Mom.
-[Kourtney] Hi.

[Penelope] Can you talk to Daddy?

[Kourtney] Um…

You know what? I talked
to him on the phone before.

[Penelope] Okay.

[Kourtney] Okay?

-[Penelope] Okay.
-[Kourtney] Okay.

[Penelope] I think that's enough.

[Kourtney] But tell everybody
that I love them and miss them, okay?

-Give Masey a kiss for me.
-[Penelope] Okay.

Love you, Mommy.

[Kourtney] Okay, love you so much.
Okay, bye-bye.

-Was that rude, what I said?
-She makes me…

-No.
-…want to have a girl.

-But she's just, like, a sweet--
-That I said I already talked to him?

-No.
-Okay.

Probably made her happy.

It's incredibly hard to learn
how to love someone

and stop taking on all their baggage
and their problems.

And so for Kourtney
to finally set some boundaries

and say, "No, I need a little space,
I need to grow and evolve on my own."

I'm really proud of her.

Should I have been like, "Yeah"?

I don't think she's thinking about it.

-Okay.
-Bible.

She asked you, like, literally 400 people.

Okay.

[bright music]

-Hi, guys.
-[Jonathan] Damn.

You look [bleep] amazing.

You really are as skinny as the pics.

-Welcome to New York.
-[Kourtney] Thanks.

[Jonathan] We've done this so many
"Welcome to New York" times,

I love it. And we're still here.

[Kourtney] Kourtney and Khloé

-take New York.
-[man] Take New York.

-What are you two drinking?
-[Jonathan] Sake.

-[laughter]
-[Jonathan] Cheers.

[man] How's it been? Has it been weird
in the house without him?

-You know who.
-Um…

[Kourtney] I don't know.
It's just trying to, like,

figure out just how to, like, manage life.

First, I was like, "Come over
whenever you want, anytime.

You could have breakfast, dinner,
watch them swim, play piano,

like, whatever you want to do."

But then, that wasn't really working,

so now it's like, we have, like,
"This is what you need to do.

You need to come
when you say you're gonna come."

We're trying that, so I'm trying
to see how that goes.

[man] Do you feel like you would want him
back in your life at all?

[tense music climaxes]

[Kourtney] Not right now.

Like, I don't know if there's a day

when, like, Scott would get it together
and be changed,

and someone I can depend on
like a partner,

but he's just not…
none of those things right now.

[Jonathan] But are you gonna
wait, like, that long?

-Are you not gonna, like--
-No. No, I'm not waiting.

I love Scott, but I've gotten to a place
where I'm just living life again.

And I need to separate myself,

because every time I carry his problems
on my shoulders,

I physically, like, can't keep doing it.

Scott really needs to help himself.

And I need to focus on myself.

We need to get you on a date.
That's the next step.

Yeah, but I don't think
I want to go on an actual date.

[man] I have no idea
how you would meet anyone

since you're, like, a shut-in.

What does that mean,
that I just stay in my house?

-Yeah, yeah.
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

[man] Did you ever chat with anybody

-you have any interest in?
-I mean, people, like,

-that try to talk…
-Right…

I'll be like, "What am I
gonna do with them?

They're, like, 7'5"
and a basketball player."

Dates to me are brutal.

[lively music]

[indistinct chatter]

-Hi. How are you?
-I'll bring you straight there.

[paparazzi] Kourtney, can I get a picture?

My friend Stacey is the designer
of Alice and Olivia.

[Stacey]
The whole theme is Desert Goddess.

So I wanted it to be,
like, the inner strength of a woman.

So all the looks are really kind of sexy
and strong

-and kind of sultry.
-[Kourtney] I love it.

[Stacey] I've been having
some contractions since Thursday.

Probably because you're,
like, doing so much.

[Stacey]
I think this has been a lot, yeah.

-[woman] Yeah.
-Yeah.

I don't really suggest
that fashion designers

-plan having babies during Fashion Week.
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

That is insane.

She's a working mom.
She's having her third baby.

[Kourtney] And it's kind of amazing.

Can you say hi to Kourtney?

How are you?

-Hi, guys.
-Mommy has to do a couple of interviews,

and then, we'll go home.

I am always so amazed and inspired
every time I hang out with Stacey,

because she really balances it all.

And I understand Kim's point.

I need to get back to how it used to be.

We went out last night to a club
and I was just like, "What are we doing?"

-Yeah, but it's good for you, you need to.
-Yeah.

[lively music]

Please welcome Khloé Kardashian,

Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner,

Kim Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner.

[crowd cheering]

[host] We're here to talk about
the, uh, amazing new iOS apps.

Thank you so much for joining us today.

This is probably pretty unique.
You're all so busy.

Do you… You don't do many interviews,
just the five of you onstage like this?

-I don't think we ever have.
-I think this is the first time.

[crowd whooping]

I'm excited for our panel
and to really be able to explain

what our apps are going to be like.

And I am happy to be here with my sisters.

[Kourtney]
It's a big step for me to do this.

Like, how is it different
than our social media

that already exists?

I think it's just having that go-to place.

That, like, this is my voice.

This is what I want to share
with the world.

Any difference that we can make
in a positive way,

I think, it's always important to us.

Typically at public speaking engagements,

Kourtney is the most mute.

So I am super proud of her
for actually having a voice today.

Kylie loves her makeup.

And Kourtney has this whole mom life
that's so inspiring.

And Khloé with her fitness.

I just feel like this is the start
of a really dope-ass venture together.

[crowd cheering]

[upbeat music]

Kourtney and I are on our way to…

Kanye's show.

Kanye's show, Yeezy Season 2.
It's Yeezy Season.

We're running late, but what's new?

[security] Get back. Take one step back.
One step back.

[clamoring]

Kylie's walking in Kanye's
Yeezy Season 2 fashion show.

And I'm really nervous for her.

You know, I think that Kanye's
very specific on who he picks.

I know he puts in so much work

just making sure
that everything's perfect.

[indistinct chatter]

[female crew]
Wait, get her nose in the shadow.

[male crew 1] All right, models, line up.

I get nervous to do a show like this,

because I'm not a model,
and I don't think of myself as a model.

But it's really important
for me to show Kanye,

I can handle this and do a good job.

[indistinct chatter]

[slow hip-hop music]

[male crew 2] We're gonna start soon.

♪ Your love is fadin' ♪

-♪ I just fade away ♪
-♪ I feel it ♪

["Fade" by Kanye West playing]

-♪ Fade away ♪
-♪ I feel it ♪

-♪ I just fade away ♪
-♪ I feel it ♪

♪ You don't even know ♪

-♪ I've been so far gone ♪
-♪ I feel it ♪

♪ I've been so led on ♪

-♪ I've been runnin' 'round ♪
-♪ I feel it ♪

♪ Deep inside, deep, deep down inside ♪

-♪ I feel it ♪
-♪ Deep inside ♪

[Kylie] Fashion Week was so amazing.

And it means so much to me
to be in Kanye's show.

And especially, the second year in a row.

♪ I feel ♪

[applauding]

♪ I feel it ♪

[music halts]

-[Khloé whoops]
-♪ I can feel it ♪

[Khloé] Good job.

[uplifting music]

-We're gonna say bye to Yeezus.
-[Tyga] Okay.

So sick. Sorry, I have to go.

-It's all good. Thank you so much.
-It was so dope.

[clamoring]

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] Kylie, you did so good today.

-Thanks, Khloé.
-[Khloé] I'm so proud of you.

And you were just so dope and strong.

See, I told-- She's such a model,
no one even knows she just blends in.

She blends in.

Her second year
and second season in a row.

Go, Kylie.

[all cheering]

-All I did was take a few steps.
-[all laugh]

[Khloé] But, Kylie, you do it,
Kylie, you do it well.

It has to be scary
and intimidating up there.

And I think Kylie did an awesome job.

I want her momentum
to continue and increase,

but I want her to remain humble

and incredibly grateful
for every opportunity she gets.

What did you guys think
of Kanye's show?

Wasn't it so inspiring?

[Jonathan] It was great.

Like, it, like, doesn't it make you
just want to dress like that every day?

-Totally.
-It makes you want to literally

get rid of everything in your closet,

-and just have that.
-[friend] All color.

Yeah, yeah.

I just feel like this trip actually got me
really excited about my app.

-[all laughing]
-Yeah.

-[man] You don't say.
-[laughs]

I'm so happy that I came
to New York with everyone.

I think if I wouldn't have come,
I would've had major FOMO.

And just having that sister time,
like, all of us in New York City,

we just haven't done this in forever.

-Okay, love you guys. Bye.
-Love you. Safe flight.

You guys?

Everyone be real.

Kendall, thanks for paying for the food.

-Screw you.
-[Jonathan] Bye, guys.

-[Khloé] Bye, you guys.
-[Kourtney] Bye, love you guys.

[Khloé] b*tches ain't [bleep].
Remember that.

-[man] Oh.
-[Jonathan] Aw, come on.

[Kim] On the next episode
of Keeping Up With The Kardashians…

[man] That's like a [bleep] painting.

-Yeah.
-Boom.

I miss, like, doing stuff with Dad

that, like, we used to always do,
the boyish things.

If you're upset
with changes that have gone on,

I want you to talk directly to me.

You don't care if you possibly
could get breast cancer?

Fact, I'm going to die.

Do you want to die when you're 30?

-I really don't care when I die.
-[Kris] You don't care?