11x12 - Family First

[bunniefuu]

[Kim] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

[reporter]
Lamar Odom in critical condition.

I'm gonna go back this afternoon,

see what Khloé needs.

I don't think she was leaving his side.

I heard that Scott has gone to rehab.

I hope that he'll want to stay.

So we're throwing Mom a party.

An epic party.

[Kim] We're doing this video
for her 60th birthday.

[Kourtney]
We have to record it in a studio.

[Kendall on phone] Oh, my god.

Who's the Beyoncé, guys?
We all know it's me.

[upbeat music]

[Jonathan] There's some pics
you cannot tell you're pregnant.

-[Kim] I know, it's so…
-It's the weirdest [bleep] thing.

[Kim] Stephanie said that.

-From the side, you can see it more, but…
-[Jonathan] I know, but, like,

right now, uh,
you don't look pregnant at all.

[Kim] Yeah.

I went to this Ellen DeGeneres event,

and I said, "What did Caitlyn say

on The Ellen Show?"

And she said something

how she didn't approve of gay marriage.

What?

[Kim] So I was like, "Oh, my gosh," like,

'cause then I guess
Ellen was talking about

how she just doesn't understand

how Caitlyn wants to be accepted,

but she's still Republican,

so she doesn't believe in gay marriage.

So Caitlyn called me yesterday,
and she was like,

"You know, I said,
before I used to think that,

and now I've opened my mind,

and that didn't really come across."

And you know the headlines are gonna be,

"Bruce Jenner says…"

Yeah, so she kept on referring to herself,

like, twice in the conversation,
as "Bruce."

And I was like, "Uh, you mean Caitlyn."

He's like, "Uh, you know what I mean."

He did think at the time,
and now she doesn't think.

Yeah.

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

[Kim] Would you guys judge me if I had
one more Fruit Roll-Up?

[Khloé] I won't judge you ever

because you're living my dream,

like, you're… you're eating
everything I wish I could do.

We have so much going on in our lives.

This week, it's birthday week of hell,

'cause it's every day is
a different birthday.

[Kim] Caitlyn, Kendall, Mom.

I'm so tired just thinking about it.

It's just a crazy week for everybody.

We're all trying to be there
to support Khloé.

Because of everything going on with Lamar,

she hasn't even been able
to, like, take a breath.

Kim and I kind of took over
with the party.

We're excited, but it's, like,
bittersweet at the same time.

-Okay, so Mom knows about the party.
-[Kim] Mm-hm.

She just doesn't know everything.

Oh, wait, is James coming?

[Khloé]
He has a game Saturday, so it depends.

How do we feel
that I'm going to the game on Saturday?

Yeah, you can go to a basketball game

-of your boyfriend.
-[Kim] Yeah.

I mean, Khloé finally moved on.

She is dating someone new that she adores.

And then, you know, this happened,

so I can't even imagine
the internal struggle

that Khloé must be going through.

It must be hard for Khloé.

There's a lot of decisions
that she has to make.

But we'll all be there to support her.

Kobe did physical therapy
with him yesterday.

It was really cute.

-They were saying--
-Does he remember Kobe?

Like, does he know?

I said, I go, "Did you have
a nice morning with Kobe?"

[Khloé] He said, "Intense."

[Khloé] The situation right now is
incredibly fragile.

Hospital life is not fun,
and it's depressing and sad,

and I am very protective
of Lamar right now.

I feel so guilty being away from him.

Even though I have technically left
the hospital,

my brain is still at the hospital.

I get super anxious.

I was talking to the nurse,

and I said an employee
at the Vegas hospital

asked Lamar the day
he woke up out of a coma,

can he take a picture with him?

I'm like, "If I'm not here,
Lamar's never allowed

to be alone with a nurse or anyone.

I don't want anyone
asking him for photos."

Yeah.

[Khloé sighs]
I have to go back to the hospital.

[upbeat music]

Do eyebrow pencils smell?

-[sniffs]
-[Kendall] What?

What?

Just kidding,
it doesn't smell like anything.

Oh, my god, I was so confused.

-Do you wanna know something?
-[Kylie] What?

You have to promise you won't tell anyone.

Prom-prom.

I got the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

[Kylie] Oh, my god.

You're gonna be an Angel.

Or, technically, would you be an Angel?

Mmm, I mean, not technically,

but, I mean, I'll be, like,
a walking-on-the-runway Angel.

[Kendall] I cannot believe
that this Victoria's Secret show's

actually happening,

'cause it's something
that I've always wanted to do.

-[Caitlyn] What do you wanna do, Kendall?
-[Kendall] Model.

You know, Kendall's dream is to be
a Victoria's Secret model.

And I'm really excited.

That is so amazing.

I, like, cried when Mom told me.

[Kendall] But, yeah, I mean, you know
how long I've wanted to do this.

Mmm, I bet.

[Kylie] When is it?

[Kendall] The tenth.

Okay, dope.

I think I'm going to, um,
Dad's Glamour thing

on the ninth.

Oh, sick.

So maybe we should come and support.

[Kendall] Um…

I mean, yeah.

I, I'm still, like, figuring
all of that out and, like…

figuring out what I wanna do.

You know, I already feel like
sometimes I have to, like, prove myself

in the industry that I'm in.

I'm just trying to be professional.

So to have my whole family sitting there,

it's a media frenzy.

I just wanna, like, do the show

and not have to worry about anything else.

I mean, obviously, I want you guys there,

but I'm just thinking about it.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

[Kris] I wanna get
one of those, um, cool jackets.

So, let me go to my app.

How do you feel today?

[Kim] Good.

Wait, so I wanna tell you
about your birthday party.

We want you to be
as surprised as possible and just, like,

not really be a part of it,

but I think you need
to know the dress code

because it is a Great Gatsby theme.

-Stop. Oh, my god.
-[Kim] Yeah. Swear.

So much fun.

'20s, glam, black tie. Like, so major.

-[Kim] You're gonna die.
-Oh, my god.

I think you should either do,
like, a long gown,

or, like, really, really short, you know?

With, like, fringe?

[Kris] That's gonna be fun.

I like a theme. I love that theme.

I'm just, you know,
we were, like, debating,

do we change the date,
do we keep the date?

'Cause it's the day after your birthday,

which is Lamar's real birthday.

[Kim] But we can celebrate him too.

Yeah. It's a celebration.

I'm so overwhelmed
with what's going on with Lamar,

but at the same time,
my kids have been putting a lot

into my birthday party,

and it makes me feel really, really good

that they would even wanna do
something like this for me.

[Kris] All right.

Well, I'm excited.

And really old.

[chuckles]

[lively music]

[Kourtney] Um…

So, for Mom's video,
did we ask Cici to send a clip?

I'm calling her right now,
this is absolutely disgusting.

-[line rings]
-[baby cooing]

Donna, two seconds. I'm with Kourtney.

Did we ask you to give us a video

that says, "She loves you"?

[Cici] No!

-What the [bleep]?
-Oh, my god!

Chaunch!

[Kourtney] We asked my mom's old friends
and family members

to record their own part

to include in the video,

and now, we're just trying
to get everyone to send them.

Listen, Kourtney's baby daddy's in rehab,

my something's in the hospital,
our brains are crazy.

Come on, you "shabba shauncy shoon,"
let's do this.

[Cici] No. I just washed my hair.

[Khloé] Put your hair up in a towel

and just say "She loves you."

-[Cici] Oh, you're gonna die!
-Okay, bye.

[giggling]

I'm going to therapy today
with Scott at the rehab place.

-[Khloé] How do you feel?
-[Kourtney] Um, I'm fine.

Just anxious.
I hate doing that kind of stuff.

-[Khloé] Why?
-I don't know.

Just, like, annoying that, you know,

you have to go, like, talk about…

[Khloé]
The same thing over and over again?

-Yeah.
-[Khloé] It's so draining.

Your second time seeing him?

Mm-hm.

Even though mine and Kourtney's situations

are very different, we're going through

so many of the same things,
and it's so hard.

Like, it's like playing
a tug-of-w*r with your heart.

We're stuck to them, somehow,

but we still want to, like,
proceed with our lives.

We don't know what's right or wrong.

It's… I don't, it's just crazy.

The amount of pressure that's on me…

-they all say…
-Just say, "Hey, I just want you…

-"You know, Lamar wouldn't be surviving…
-…to know that I…"

…if it wasn't for you.

You know Lamar.

Well, don't leave here without Lamar."

I'm not, you guys, okay? I'm trying.

-But I had a life before this happened.
-Mm-hm.

So, why does everyone forget
this whole situation…

-Well, who cares about…
-…and want me to ruin

-…what everyone else thinks?
-…my life?

It's about what you know.

-You just need to be confident…
-And I want to live the life

-that I was already living…
-…in your decision.

…before this whole thing happened!

[Kourtney]
I mean, you shouldn't feel guilty.

Yeah.

[Kourtney]
You have to take care of yourself too.

I mean, I know I have to start
my daily routines again

and I have to get back to my normal life,

but it's hard to not feel guilty.

Going to work or,

you know, promoting my book
or things like that,

that I was so excited about,
I feel, like, selfish.

But just when you make plans, God laughs.

Oh, don't steal my quotes.

[phone chimes]

[Khloé] Oh, my god!

[Khloé laughs]
What?

Cici, yes!

-Wait, Donna…
-Just look at the visual,

-just look.
-[laughter]

[Cici] She loves you.

[laughter]

[line rings]

[Cici] Don't put my bra in there.
Just the front part.

What do you mean? It has to be.

[Cici] Oh, no!

Don't put the fr--

[lively music]

[Kris] I have stuff in here,

I swear to God, older than you are.

Is there a picture of you
actually wearing this?

Yes. Oh, my god, I--

Was the, were the pictures
black and white back then?

Can you tell, like…

Oh, my god, okay.

You're grounded.

No, they're [bleep] color.

Leave it to you to cheer me up,

-Jonathan.
-[Jonathan] Why are you upset?

I don't even, like, believe
that you're 60.

[Kris laughs]

[Kris] I know.

How cool is that stuff? Some of it.

Is that cute, Kim, for me
if I wanted to change?

[Jonathan] You're freaking me out.

Yeah, well, I mean,
I'd have to still see it on.

[Kris] All right, let me try that on.

My mom loves a theme,
so we wanted the party to be,

you know, some kind of dress-up party.

This is for the after…

[Jonathan]
The older Kris is going younger.

[stylist] I really like it, actually.

[Kim] I set up this dress fitting.

We just want her to have a good time

and not worry about any of this.

[Kris] I had her get this,
'cause I saw it in the catalog,

-but I think--
-Oh, [bleep] stop!

[whoops, laughs]

-[Kim] No, you're in a carwash.
-Yes!

-[Jonathan] Oh, my god!
-Carwash!

That is the Kris Jenner.

[stylist] Yeah, and it comes in black

if you like it that much.

-[Jonathan] Oh, my god!
-[laughs]

We need another performer.

-I know.
-You guys cannot just have one person.

That's what Kanye keeps saying, but who?

Him in a minute.

Miguel?

No, I think
Kanye's gonna have to step in and do it.

-No.
-He has to do something.

Okay, here's the white, but I don't have--

[Kim] It's gorgeous.

-But I don't have a Spanx on.
-[Kim] This is it.

-[Kris] So then I would--
-[Kim] This is it.

[Kris] Mm-hm.

[Kim] I love this.

[Kris]
These shoes are actually comfortable,

but the other ones are sexier,

so I'll wear the other ones.

It makes me feel really special

that they're so excited about the party

and they want every detail to be perfect,

including my outfit.

[Jonathan] I can't wait
for the fitting for the 70th party.

That fitting is gonna be special.

-[whooshing]
-[Kris laughing]

You son of a bitch!

[upbeat music]

[Caitlyn] Yay!

Oh, my god. Are you pregnant?

[Kim] Happy birthday!

There's so many birthdays going on,

and we've been so busy
planning my mom's party,

so I'm just really happy

that we can pull off
having a family lunch with Caitlyn

and being able to give her gifts

and really enjoy the moment.

Well, doesn't everybody
look nice. I love that.

Thanks.

[Kourtney] 66.

[Kim] Wow, you're almost 70.

I'm traveling across the United States
in a bus.

Kind of Trans in America.

First, I have to go back
to New York for Glamour.

[Kim] That's exciting.

And you should go
to the Victoria's Secret show.

Kendall's walking,
but it's a huge surprise

and it's a really big deal.

She's walking in Victoria's Secret?

-It's a secret.
-[Kylie] It's a surprise.

But you should go. This is,
like, the one fashion show--

Oh, I should go. You're absolutely right.

You and Kylie should go together.

[Kim] Don't say anything.

[Kourtney] Don't say anything.

[Caitlyn] How cool is that?

Kendall always said
that's, like, her fantasy job.

[Kim] It is.

-God, I'm so proud of her.
-[Kim] Mmm.

Do you want a birthday gift?

-[Caitlyn] Ooh, birthday gift?
-Do we have them?

[Caitlyn] Let's do it.

[Kourtney] This is just from me.

[Caitlyn] Okay.

-Look at that bag.
-[Kylie] Cute.

[Caitlyn] Isn't that nice?

[Kylie] You said you needed a brown bag.

[Caitlyn] Very nice. Thank you.

Finally, the perfect birthday gifts.

I know.

After all of these years.

Dad, tell us how you feel to turn 66.

But I'm just one year old.

-[chuckles softly]
-[Kylie] Wait. You're one years old?

[Caitlyn] I'm one year old. Yeah.

My first real birthday, um,
I feel absolutely wonderful.

I'm just very excited
about the future. Yeah.

-[Kylie] Cute. Love you.
-Love you.

[lively music]

[Kourtney]
I think the sleeve length is good,

-right?
-[tailor] Let me see.

Even wanna show
a little bit more, uh, sleeves.

-With the white?
-[tailor] Yeah.

So we can make it, like,
half-inch shorter.

-[kids babbling]
-Hey.

[Jonathan] Wow, this is so different
than when I was here.

It was not… There, There was,
like, nothing. It was all empty.

This is so good. I love this.

[Kim] Is this '20s though?

[Kourtney] This is.

I don't know what kind of shoes.

[Kim] Yeah. I like that better.

For my mom's party,
everyone's going all out with these,

like, jeweled gowns.

And sometimes I'm just not a dress girl.

I took my inspiration
from a Helmut Newton photograph,

and I'm going to wear,
like, a Saint Laurent men's suit

and just be, like,
Great Gatsby for the night.

How was it, when you went to go see Scott?

[Kourtney] Um, it was good.

-[Kim] Yeah?
-I was happy to go.

[Kim] Yeah, I'm glad you went.

I have been going to visit Scott in rehab.

And I know
nothing's gonna change overnight,

but I'm really proud of him
for taking this step.

And, you know, I'm here to support him

in any way that I can.

He kept saying, "Thank you for coming."

-[Kim] Well, that was nice.
-[Kourtney] It was good.

I'm glad I went and didn't wait,
'cause Mom was like,

"You gotta live in the moment…"

-[Kim] Mm-hm.
-"…and go."

[Kourtney]
And who knows what next week will bring?

Yeah.

[Kourtney] So, it was good.

[upbeat music]

-[Khloé] Hi. I love your jacket.
-Thanks.

How did everything, uh… work out?

-[Khloé] Oh. I mean, fine--
-Are you back? Do you go back?

[Khloé] Yeah. I've been all weekend.

I'm going before the party.

I'll be there
for a few hours today. I'm just…

It's the most draining thing of life.

Every time I leave the hospital,
I get super anxious.

I don't know. It's just
my heart wants to be there.

I am the power of attorney.

I'm making all of his medical decisions,

and I just want Lamar to know
that he has a support system.

-Give us 15 minutes. We'll get it perfect.
-[Kim] Okay.

I gotta call Mom, so don't talk.

[line ringing]

[Khloé] Mom.

[Kendall]
How did you get Mom out of the house?

-Corey.
-[Kendall] What did he say?

[Kim] I don't know. He, they never

-came home last night.
-Shh!

-[Kim] He was like…
-It's Mom.

[whispers]
What time is she coming home?

What are you doing right now?

-[Kris on phone] I'm with Corey.
-[Khloé] That's fun.

[Kris]
And then I have to race home and shower

and then go to Kendall's.

We want to keep this video
an amazing surprise.

We have to sh**t so much [bleep] footage,

so we got to try
to get this [bleep] together.

[Khloé] Okay, well, I'll see you
at Kendall's birthday party tonight.

[Kris] Uh, okay.

I'm gonna go by the hospital for a few

and then I'll just meet you guys
at Kendall's.

-[Kris] Okay, I love you.
-Okay, I love you too. Bye.

Let's eat our salads, then,
while we're waiting.

[Kendall] Okay.

[Kendall]
Guys, I will no longer be a teenager,

as of 11 hours from now.

-That's insane.
-[Kylie] I'm the one who told you that.

Yesterday, Lamar was so aware.

Like, even when he saw you and he,

-like, laughed--
-I was gonna say, how different is he

from the last time I saw him?

-Yeah, so, like, I have to--
-Is he gonna fully recover?

-Like, to be able… Okay.
-Mm-hm. I think so.

[Khloé] Well, they can't promise me,

but he has nine [bleep] lives, that kid.

What do we have to do now?

[Kim]
We first have a group sh*t in the car…

-Oh, right.
-…and then we have to do

solos on the treadmill.

[Kendall] Okay.

I have to do a phoner.

See you guys later.

That's our only group sh*t, right?

We have one hour left
to get everything done,

and we have to jam
through everything, like,

every minute of this hour is used.

It's fine, we can still do our… yes.

But we can still do our solos.

My sisters and I are going to do
our individual treadmill sh*ts

until Kylie's ready
to get her butt out here.

But time is ticking.

[director]
Let's start off with the workout.

-[Jonathan] All right, start rolling.
-Okay.

[Jonathan] And, action.

[energetic music]

I was so excited
when we came up with this idea,

so as anxious as I get,
leaving the hospital,

I need to make that first step
and be there for my mom too.

I'm gonna do everything in my power

to just have the best time.

[Kendall] Kylie, Mom's gonna be home
in 20 minutes!

We have to do this!

[Kourtney] All right, let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

[Kourtney] Where's Kylie?

-Wait, hold on. This is strange.
-[Khloé] Who cares?

I don't want a close-up.

[Kendall] Guys, we gotta film this.

[Khloé] You guys, once this is done,

this is gonna be the most epic thing.

-[Kendall] It's gonna be so good.
-So you guys, everyone,

-put some pep in your step.
-[Kendall] I agree.

[man] All right, you guys ready?
I'm gonna start rolling this.

[Jonathan] Hot.

[bleep] awesome.

Such a good video.

[bleep]

[Khloé] Come on, Kylie.

[Jonathan] You guys all look really good.

[Khloé] I look at Kylie

and she's just, like, not even singing.

All I'm asking Kylie to do is

to give us an hour
of her undivided attention.

[director] All right, one group car

-with the GoPro and we're done.
-[Kendall] We're done!

[Kourtney]
Do you wanna carpool tonight or no?

[Kendall] Yeah.

We can have an extra car for the ride home

in case we don't wanna go back
at the same time.

Which should we… Is Tyga coming?

I kind of wanna disinvite him,
just 'cause I wanna hang…

[Kylie]
I just want to be, like, a friend thing.

Um… I don't really think
that's gonna go over well.

[Kendall] Mm-hm.

And 'cause I invited him personally,

-so it's not like you invited him.
-Who?

[Kendall] Tyga.

-[Khloé] You guys are fighting?
-Kendall?

-No, I'm just…
-Could you step to your left, please?

[Khloé] Over Tyga?

[Kendall]
Tonight, I am celebrating my 20th birthday

and I invited Tyga
before Kylie and Tyga had their issue.

Kylie's always extremely vague

when there's stuff going on with Tyga.

She doesn't really open up,
to me at least.

So, I don't know.

I guess we'll just see what happens.

I think you should experience it.

[Kendall] You always say,
"I wanna experience things,"

but I don't think
you actually wanna experience things

because you would experience it

if you wanted to experience things.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Meaning you should experience
being single.

Kylie, you're wearing a different jacket.

-Can someone get Kylie the black jacket?
-Kylie's wearing a different jacket.

[Jonathan] Is it the black one?

-Why aren't you taking this seriously?
-Yeah, you're so annoying.

Because I'm having issues.

[Khloé] But it doesn't matter.
This is about somebody else.

-I'm gonna cry if we don't…
-[dramatic music]

[Kourtney] What's wrong?

-Why are you crying?
-[Kylie sobs]

-[Khloé] What are you crying about?
-I don't wanna do this.

[Kourtney] I thought she was joking.

[Khloé] I thought she was kidding too.

-Why is she crying?
-[Kourtney] No.

[Khloé] You think I wanna be here?

It's your birthday tonight,

your [bleep] 25 months pregnant…

-I'd rather be in the hospital.
-[Kourtney] I know, but whatever

-she's going through…
-I understand that, but I…

we're all going through things,
but let's tough it out

-for the one hour to make Mom happy.
-[Kendall] Exactly.

-[Khloé] Or is that fine?
-Yeah, I'll go talk to her.

But, like, hur…
Mom's gonna be here any second.

-I, I think we have to be done.
-[Kourtney] Maybe we got it.

Do you know how many times

I've been going through something
that I had to pull myself together for?

Like, that's just life.

Get your [bleep] together.

[Kourtney] Kyles?

What's happened?

-Did you get in a fight?
-[Kylie] I just, like,

don't know what to do about T.
[sniffles]

He just called me
and I'm just having issues with him.

-[Kourtney] Today?
-[Kylie] Like, just now.

But it's just weird
and I don't know what to do, so…

Whatever, I'll figure it out.

[Kourtney] Well, so what do you wanna do?

-[Kylie] I'm just gonna go.
-Why don't you just…

[Kylie] My makeup's ugly anyway,
I don't even wanna be on camera.

I feel really bad
that this is the only day

that all of us can get together,

but I'm just upset right now,

and I don't know if I could finish it.

-[Kourtney] I'm sorry.
-It's all right.

[Kourtney] Okay, we're coming over
at 5:00. Love you.

[Kendall] What'd she say?

[Kourtney] She just said stuff with T.

We're just gonna have to work
with what we have.

All right, so I'll see you
at the party tonight.

-Yeah.
-[Kourtney] Okay.

[upbeat music]

-[Kris] There you guys are.
-[Jonathan] Oh, hi.

-Hi.
-[Jonathan] Clear your schedule.

We're gonna be eating a lot.

-But I'm getting better.
-[Kim] I'm trying to not eat that much.

I'm, like, roly-poly status at this point.

-[Jonathan] Yeah, I know.
-You're not roly-poly.

-[Kim] I am.
-She's much less roly-poly

-than last time.
-You're pregnant. If you weren't

-roly-poly--
-No, my stomach is sticking out more

and that just freaks me out,

-like, more.
-Right, but last time, you were like…

-[grumbling]
-[Kim laughs]

Like, the whole thing…

-was literally Jabba the Hutted out.
-No, look at how big my thighs are.

You are right, so, now, double that
and that was last time.

-So, in case you forgot.
-No.

Yeah.

Wait, tell me about The Edition.

-[Jonathan] In New York?
-Mm-hm.

-[Kim] A hotel?
-[Kris] Mm-hm.

-Yeah, it's beautiful, it's a clock tower.
-It's where…

It's right on Madison Square Park.

I need to go there on the ninth.

-[Jonathan] For the big show?
-Mm-hm.

Why were you mad
that Caitlyn wants to go to the show?

Because it's something that…

It's her dad and she should go
to something like that.

She doesn't want one person there.

But you can go.

No, I'm gonna be backstage with Kendall.

It's something
that we've worked on from day one.

-So you're not gonna go sit in the front?
-[Kris] No!

She doesn't want anybody to sit out…

-in the front row.
-So tell her to tell Caitlyn.

'Cause Caitlyn's going.

Because you opened
your big mouth when I said,

-"Please don't say a word to anyone."
-I thought her dad should know

that she is fulfilling
one of her lifelong dreams.

No, not until she's ready, that's why

I'll never tell you
anything again like that.

She wants this to be about her.

She doesn't want one of us
to take attention away.

If Caitlyn goes and sits
in the [bleep] audience

of a televised show, like, oh my god,

Kendall will k*ll herself.

I knew that Kendall walking
in the Victoria's Secret show

was a secret,

but I didn't think
that meant I couldn't tell her own dad.

You know, I said something.

Like, she just needs to slow down.

I feel like sometimes
we hide behind my mom and think,

because she's our manager,
she can just, like,

fix everything.

Kendall needs to, like, man up
and tell her dad what she wants.

[Kim] So call Kendall.

-Let's call Kendall.
-Okay.

[line ringing]

-[Kendall] Hi.
-[Kim] Do you really not want Caitlyn

to come to the Victoria's Secret show?

[Kendall] You guys, I want everyone there,

but I think it's better
that no one's there.

Okay, so I think
that your dad is so excited,

'cause she just happens to be in New York,

just call her and just say…

"I don't want you there,
please come to the after party

-and we'll all meet at the after party."
-And just say,

"I don't want one family member there…"

[Kendall] Guys, I'm getting ready
for my party tonight.

Can I worry about this in, like, two days?

-[Kris] Yeah.
-Yeah.

Kim needed to deal with it now
and call you.

Mom's just mad
that Caitlyn has a ticket and she doesn't.

Exactly!

Okay, you'll call her yourself.

-Obviously, I told the wrong human being.
-[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

[camera shutters clicking]

[crowd chattering]

-[guest 1] Happy birthday.
-[Kendall] Thank you.

[guest 2] Hi, happy birthday!

[guest 3] I love your outfit.

[Kendall] Tonight's my birthday,
and I feel like

I have a really good room of people,
everyone I love.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Kendall] Is Kylie even coming?

She's supposed to.

[Kendall] I can't believe she's late.

I can't keep track of her today.

I really hope Kylie ends up showing up,

'cause she was a little upset earlier,

which I'm a little bummed about,

just 'cause I was excited
to hang out with her.

[crowd chattering]

[upbeat music playing]

[Kim] Kylie, get in here.

Kylie, what the [bleep].

[Kourtney]
What the [bleep] is wrong with you today?

[Kylie] I'm kind of distracted today

because all I can think about is Tyga.

I know Kendall already invited T.

I just hope that we can make it
through the night without…

Kylie and Tyga broke up
or got into a fight.

I have no idea why.

It's definitely awkward
to have Kylie and Tyga both here,

so we're all just, like, watching.

Kendall Nicole Jenner.

[guests scream]

Happy birthday, baby girl.
We all love you.

[Khloé] And enjoy your life.

[guests cheering]

[loud crowd chatter]

[upbeat music]

Kylie, come on.

[indistinct chatter]

I totally knew they'd be fine
when they saw each other.

I totally knew they'd get back together.

That's just what happens.

It is what it is.

[crowd chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[upbeat music]

[Corey] Hey, babe, where…

What kind of cups do you want?

Do you want glasses,
or do you wanna get cups?

[Kris]
Yeah, I think we have to drink champagne

out of a crystal glass.

Tonight is the big night,

and I'm really, really excited.

I literally don't know
one thing about this party,

except for what I was supposed to wear.

That's it.

Is it hot in here,
or am I having a hot flash?

-[Corey] Yeah.
-[chuckles]

Let me go put my dress on
and see what's going on.

[Kris] Oh, wait.

My dress has to go over my head.

-[woman] Oh, god.
-[man] Well, let's stop.

-Just kidding. Just kidding.
-[man] Just give me… Oh.

-[man laughs]
-[woman] Oh, my gosh.

[laughter]

[light upbeat music]

You know, in these times,
it was illegal to have alcohol,

so, like, that's why The Great Gatsby had,

-like, these parties.
-[Kendall] Yeah. Oh.

'Cause he was so rich,
and you were able to.

Yeah, that's cool.

[Kylie] Did they have lip injections
back then?

[laughter]

[Khloé] They didn't have alcohol, Kylie.

[line ringing]

[Corey] What's up?

Hey, Dad. Just kidding.

-Um…
-[Corey laughs]

[Khloé] What time are you and Kris
planning on leaving?

[Corey] I think about 6:30.

[Khloé] What?

No, you're supposed to leave
at, like, 8:00.

You cannot leave a second before 8:00.

She cannot get to this party
before her guests get there.

My mom needs to make an entrance,
and we planned it perfectly.

I wanna see her face.

I wanna see the reaction.

[Khloé] Thank God I called you.

-[Corey] Got you.
-Bye.

[phone chiming]

Hi, Dad.

[Kendall] I'm very mad at you
about something, so…

Did you publicly…

Like, did you have your publicist announce
that you were going?

Because I don't know how everyone knows,
and now it's a huge story,

-and I'm actually pissed at you.
-[dramatic music]

Okay, well, then, you knew
that was gonna happen, and I…

That's so annoying.

Okay, well, then, I don't want you to go.

[Kendall] A lot of people assume
that I get jobs from my family,

but it's actually kind of the opposite.

It made me have to work even harder
to get what I wanted.

So I get scared that if my dad goes,

that's kind of a media frenzy,
and now it's kind of all blowing up.

[Kendall] You're gonna take
the biggest night of my life

and take it away from me? Thank you.

No, you can't!

You can come to the [bleep] after party.

You can't come.

[Kendall] I hope you're not doing this
for your own good-ass attention.

You're welcome to come

if you don't [bleep] say anything,

and you walk in the back door.

It's just beyond annoying.
I asked everyone not to come,

and, of course, you're begging me to come,
making me feel like [bleep].

You know I'm a pushover,
so you know I'm gonna…

I understand!

There's a million [bleep] shows.

-[bleep]
-Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Kendall is pissed.

[Kylie] I've already been disinvited,

so I'm just staying out of it.

[Khloé]
We've all been disinvited. It's her thing.

Yeah, so, then,
why would she even let her go?

[Khloé] I don't think she did.

[Kendall] You know what? Love you.

I'm not trying to have this argument. Bye.

-[Khloé] You okay, Ken?
-It's just so [bleep] annoying.

[Kendall] Literally begged me to go,

'cause originally, I was saying,
"No, you can't go.

I'm not letting anyone go."

And she was like, "You have to let me go!

No one will care about me."
Duh, duh, duh, duh.

I'm like, "Yeah, you say that

'cause you're so used to being Bruce."

Like, no one would have cared
about Bruce being there.

Everyone's now gonna care
that Caitlyn's there.

-Like, there's a huge difference.
-[Khloé] Right.

All of us aren't going anymore.

-[Kendall] That's what I said!
-[Khloé] Right.

[hip-hop music]

-[Kylie] Hi!
-You are so cute.

-Wait. I can't wait.
-First one to wear a suit.

[Kourtney] Hi, guys.

-Can you be my date tonight?
-Yes, of course.

[upbeat music]

[Tyga] This cigar stinks.

-I thought you wanted it.
-It smells, though.

-Well, that's how cigars smell.
-Smell it.

[sniffs]

-[laughs]
-Smells like ass, right?

It smells.

-[laughing]
-[Kendall] Can I smell it?

-Oh, my god.
-Oh!

Yeah, that's, I don't know what that is.

-Is that your cigar?
-Yeah.

Where did you play with that?

It was up my [bleep].

You're welcome, T.

[sniffs]

-You guys, how cute is Lamar?
-Someone mentions…

[Kourtney on phone]
And you have to make a wish.

-Look.
-[Kris on phone] Yup, we're good.

[applause, cheering on phone]

[Khloé] It's hard, it's tough,

but I just can't worry
about Lamar tonight.

I can't be stressed about the hospital.

I have been looking forward to tonight

because I haven't really been out
in public.

It's just, I need an escape
at the same time.

And it's all about my mom.

I wanna focus on her
and just enjoy tonight.

Did Kim leave yet?

Is that…

Is she at Mom's, also?

Yeah, but she was supposed to leave
for sure.

[upbeat music]

[Kim] Getting your dress sewn
right on you.

Looks good.

Looks like Chanel.

[Kris] Don't we need to leave?

Come on!

[Kris] Kim's being sewn into her dress,

and I'm ready to go,

so I'm getting really anxious.

The clock is ticking.

I do not wanna be late for my own party.

[Kris] I'm all set.

[Kim] We're all running so late.

[Kris] I'm ready.

[upbeat music]

[Kourtney] Oh, my god.

Oh, [bleep].

[Kendall] Oh, my god!

['20s's style jazz music playing]

[Khloé] This party is just incredible.

Like, everybody is enjoying themselves.

Everybody came decked out.

It just came together so perfectly.

Hi. It looks so good so far.

-You look so nice.
-I'm so excited.

This looks insane.

I'm ready to get this party started.

Mom, you're about to have
the [bleep] time of your life.

[Kris] Bye, darling.

Not bad for an old broad.

[Kris] Kim left.
So, I can finally go to this party.

I'm really excited to see
what the kids have done.

[Kris] Okay.

Look at this car!

-Oh!
-[engine starts]

Cheers, baby.

Cheers and a beautiful happy birthday.

Thank you.

You're like you're 30.

I'm not old in spirit or heart.

I'm just old in my body.

That body is not old.

[Kris chuckles]

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

[Kim] I'm so happy you're here.

My mom's gonna die when she sees you.

Kanye's been so busy
between fashion shows and his music.

So, you know, I'm really glad

that he was able to make it to the party.

[Kourtney]
Yeah, b*tches! Kim, your dress is maje.

Kanye, velvet suit?

On fuego, guys!

[indistinct chatter]

[man 1] How's everything? Is it better?

[Khloé]
So much better. He's off of all machines.

He's doing better. Thank God.

He's improving little by little,
and that's all that matters.

-[Khloé] It's been a lot.
-[man 2] Of course it is.

And I'm, it's my first time
having alcohol in four weeks.

[Khloé] I mean, it's gonna be…

-[man 2] Enjoy it.
-[Khloé] Oh.

I have only been here
for about 30 minutes,

and I have probably been asked
about Lamar 40 times.

And with every person
who asks me about Lamar,

I feel like I need a glass of champagne.

So…

I need another drink already.

Oh.

[Khloé] Thank God.

[jazz music playing]

[camera shutter clicks]

This is crazy.

Our mom is here!

All of our moms are here!

Hi, guys.

-[women] Happy birthday.
-This looks so good.

[Kris] Oh, wow.

-Happy birthday!
-Incredible!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! This is crazy!

-We're in The Great Gatsby!
-[whoops]

[indistinct chatter]

[laughing]

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!

You can tell that my mom is
super impressed.

I think that we got the vision
really right.

[Kim] It has got to be
the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

It was amazing.

I'm going to cry.

I think my mom was just shocked
and having the best time.

You know, she deserves it, so I'm excited.

I cannot wait till she sees her video.

[Kim] All right, guys.

We've been practicing this routine
for a long time.

-Oh, god!
-[Kim] I'm ready.

We're just kidding.
We're not about to perform.

But we kind of wanted
to embarrass her a little bit

and show you guys a video

of what my mom did 30 years ago.

Hit it.

[pop music playing]

[guests cheering, applauding]

[Kris] 30 years ago,

I made a music video

because that was my fantasy
when I turned 30 years old.

And…

of course,

my girls have to show it
at my 60th birthday party.

Just to totally embarrass me.

[guests cheering]

I love you guys!

[cheering continues]

-[man whistling]
-[guests applauding]

[Kim shouts]
Remix!

[Kylie and Khloé shout]
Remix!

[pop music playing]

This is so cute and creative

and amazing and funny.

[both] She loves you.

-She loves you.
-[laughter]

[guests cheering]

[Kris] The fact that they took the time

and the thought that went into that,

oh, my god.

She loves us!

[all cheering, laughing]

[girls] She loves you guys!

You should've seen your face.

My mom looked so happy.

Like, ridiculously happy.

I'm shocked that we even pulled it off

'cause we did it so last second.

My mom deserves it
'cause she is the head of our family.

I'm so grateful and thankful

that she is such a big part of our lives.

[jazz music playing]

[Khloé] Kris Jenner!

Kris [bleep] Jenner!

Bring your 60-year-old ass over here.

Oh, stop cussing? I'm sorry, Smelly.

I just want to thank you guys.

[Kris] Honestly, this is a dream.

My girls and my son are remarkable

and stunning and amazing and…

-Don't cut me off.
-[Khloé] No, no. Wait, wait, wait.

Where's Charlie Wilson?

Charlie!

Charlie?

No, I'm serious. Uncle Charlie!

Uncle Charlie in the red suit!

[Khloé] [bleep] yes, Uncle Charlie.

I was in the middle of my speech!

No. Shut the [bleep] up.

Uncle Charlie, come here.

Right. I love you guys!

Khloé, you're the [bleep] [bleep]!

[Khloé] Hold on, Kourtney! What?

Khloé is the [bleep] [bleep]!

[Khloé] Yeah!

Thank God Khloé cuts off my mom's speech,

which was a really good move
because I was getting bored of it.

[Khloé] Oh, you're about to get
your panties moist, girl.

[guests cheering]

Whoo! 60 and your panties still get moist.

Let's go, girl!

Oh, my god.

[Kendall] I feel a little bad
for my mom, but…

you can never, like, underestimate Khloé.

Wait, Kim, why were you yelling at me

when I wanted
the Godfather of [bleep] Soul?

-What?
-[woman] What?

[Kim] I was just saying.
You cut off Mom's speech.

-[bleep] Mom's speech!
-Good. We're over it.

[bleep] Mom's speech
and [bleep] Kim K.'s speech.

-[Kris] Wait, can I just finish--
-No.

[Khloé] Charlie Wilson!

I was so happy to see Khloé
just, like, having the best time

and in her element.

The old Khloé was back.

She deserves to have a fun night.

-Charlie Wilson and Kanye West, everybody!
-[crowd cheering]

♪ Hey, we love you ♪

♪ Say, "Kris, hey, we love you" ♪

♪ Everybody in the house say ♪

♪ "Kris, we love you," hey ♪

♪ "Kris, we love you," hey ♪

[festive music]

I love you!

I have to be up at 4:00 a.m.

This is for sure the most iconic party
that we've ever thrown.

Tonight was so much fun,
and usually I would stay longer,

but I have to get
to the Victoria's Secret show.

I just wanna, like, do my job
and be good at it,

so I'm gonna get home to get some rest.

Celebrating something like this is
a way to remind myself

how wonderful life can really be.

[all cheering]

[Jonathan] Let's do this.

[Kim] Next on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…

[Kim and Kourtney] Whoa!

I hear that you got banned from the show.

Everyone thinks I'm the jealous sister.

I can't live in my mom's house anymore.

I just wanna be in my home
when I have the baby.

[Kim] I'm trying not to freak out.

How is she gonna go back
to, like, married life?

-He thinks he's, like, cured already?
-I feel like he's always like that.

-[Kris] Scotty, oh, my god!
-I'm out!

Hey, Scott.

I don't wanna end up
in the same situation.