01x05 - It's a Good Day

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[WHITNEY] The coffee shop's
reopening soon anyway,

so we don't even need him
doing security anymore.

God, she's so good, it's annoying.

[MAN] Have you seen Cara's work before?

[ASHER] We own four of her pieces.

[JAMES] If you're bringing
new people to this community,

they should know that
these aren't public roads.

This is Pueblo land.

It's crazy. Some of
these title companies

don't even wanna issue insurance

because they're so concerned

what the Pueblos might do.

Just 'cause Whitney has a
moral issue with something

that's happening, we just toss it away?

Give me a f*cking break.

[WHITNEY] You know, with a gas unit,

this house no longer
qualifies as passive.

We need to be more discerning about

who we're selling these homes to.

People like Vic

just do not deserve to be part

of what we're building.

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[DOUGIE] All right.
Lucinda, hands in the front,

Dennis, point out the
features of the house.

Yeah. I like the, um,
bushes over there. Nice.

- Like, really nice.
- And the cactus, too.

[DOUGIE] No talking though, okay?

We don't need the audio.

[DENNIS CHUCKLES]

Maybe, um, a little less impressed,

more skeptical of the house.

No, not... not skeptical.

It's beautiful.

You like it.

All right, we got this. Let's
move on to the tour, okay?

Dougie? Dougie? Did we
get enough of him smiling?

Yes, we did.

[REMI] All right, squeeze, squeeze.

Ready? One, two, three.

- All right.
- [CHUCKLES]

- [BOTH] Got it?
- [REMI] Got it.

- Thank you.
- [WHITNEY] Man, this is actually very easy.

We could do this ourselves.

Ugh. What do we need you for?

Okay, fine, you do it. I quit.

[WHITNEY LAUGHS] Good riddance. See ya.

Oh, yeah, the f*cking spoiled TV host

can film her own TV show.

You don't appreciate us.

I almost got you.

That's funny.

You know, I think you do need to think

about the things that you say

around a bunch of people

as opposed to the jokes
you make only with me,

you know.

[REMI CHUCKLES]

Like you laughing in
my face is not okay.

You need to show me
the respect I deserve.

Okay, Remi?

Was that clear?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, uh,
it won't happen again.

- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God.

You... you f*cking got me!

[WHITNEY] We should've been
filming that for the show.

- You f*cking got me.
- You should have seen your face.

- You f*cking got me.
- [LAUGHS]

Have they signed the contract yet?

Uh, not yet.

It's... it's a tricky thing to bring up

just because we're a
week away from closing.

I just don't want them to think
that they have to sign a letter

in support of the tribe as a condition,

like a new condition
of closing on the home,

- you know what I mean?
- Well, they do.

- I mean, they do.
- I'm, like...

Well, we hope they agree,

but we're not gonna,

like, pull out of the
deal if they don't.

No, we're not gonna
pull out of the deal,

but we're, you know...

Hey, is my mic on, Jose?

- Were you just recording me?
- What happened?

- [WHITNEY] Were you recording?
- No, no, no. Of course not.

- [WHITNEY] No? Let me...
- No. No, yeah, I'm not. Okay.

- Let me listen.
- Of course. Yeah.

[WHITNEY] Hello? Hello? Test?

- [JOSE] No signal.
- [WHITNEY] You turned it down

- when I was walking.
- No. Actually, I was...

- I saw, you're fidgeting.
- I was greasing the knobs.

- Oh, you're greasing the knobs?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That's a... that's a thing you do?
- Yeah, it's a term. Yeah. Whenever this knob

- gets stuck, we have to... Yeah.
- [WHITNEY] I see. Okay. No recording

in between filming, okay?

We talked about that, man.

Hey.

Maybe I can record you sometime.

What does that... what does that mean?

Making you come.

Oh, my God. Just get
the contract signed.

- What?
- What?

[ASHER] What?

[WHITNEY] Oh. Don't!

- [ASHER] Jose.
- What's up?

Were you listening to
what we were just saying?

No, the mics are off.

- [ASHER] Okay. Thank you.
- Yes, sir.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LUCINDA] Ugh, right? All this...

- [ASHER] Hey.
- [LUCINDA] Oh, hey.

You guys are doing great so far.

[DENNIS] Thank you.

- Yeah.
- I'm just trying to

channel the feeling of
when we first saw it.

Oh, yeah?

And what feeling was that?

- Uncertainty?
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]

Uh, we've never heard
of a passive house,

so we just really weren't sure.

- [ASHER] Wow.
- Still aren't.

Yeah. [LAUGHS]

You're trapped now.

Uh, but seriously,

the home is amazing.

Whitney puts everything
into these things

so you guys... you
guys will be very happy.

Um, are you familiar

with the San Pedro Pueblo at all,

just south of here?

Um, we did have a question

about the easements controversy
we've been seeing on the news.

I wasn't sure if it was
about this neighborhood,

- but I wanted to...
- No, exactly.

It's not about this
neighborhood at all. And...

To be honest, the whole
thing is a little sensationalism.

Basically, uh, the Pueblo
is just trying to negotiate

a lease agreement with
the federal government

for public use of their roads,

which are rightfully
theirs, and they've been

allowing people to use
for free for decades.

So, I don't know what you've read,

but if you, you know, seen
anything about charging

residents tolls or not allowing people

to access their homes,

that's all completely salacious fake.

It's r*cist, to be honest.

Um, yeah. We're very
close with the tribe.

So, there won't be any issues
with title in the future?

No. No, not at all. I mean,

you were able to get title
insurance, weren't you?

- Yeah. Yeah.
- I mean, yeah.

[ASHER] I mean, insurance
companies aren't really

in the business of losing money.

So as long as you never sell,

you'll be fine. I'm just kidding.

Just in... in all seriousness,

um, they wouldn't have
issued you that insurance

if they foresaw any future title issues,

so I feel like...

Oh, you're all buttoned up.

[DENNIS] I think... I think it's just,

you know, you've been very
upfront and transparent with us

about everything else,

and I think we were just
a little disappointed that,

you know, we didn't
hear about this from you,

- we had to see it on the news.
- The news, yeah.

Right. Well, there would be no point

in me telling you about it

because it has nothing
to do with this property.

It would be like me, you
know, talking about land issue

that's in the Gaza Strip

when I'm trying to sell you this home.

One has nothing to do with the other.

- [DENNIS] Right.
- Yeah. So...

Um, we're gonna grab
you two for touch-ups

before we go inside and keep
you looking beautiful, okay?

- [LUCINDA] Okay.
- Yes. Don't put too much

makeup on them, uh, I like...

They're very beautiful, how they are.

[DENNIS] Maybe a little blow
drier or something. Um...

Yeah, yeah. We'll-we'll
take care of that.

- Okay. With you? Come with you?
- It's not a problem. Yup.

- All right. Enjoy. Yes.
- [TONYA] Thanks, Asher.

- [DENNIS] Thank you.
- Yes.

[WHITNEY] Oh, so nice to meet you.
I'm Whitney, and this is Asher.

- [DENNIS] I'm Dennis.
- Hi.

- [DENNIS] Nice to see you.
- Dennis. Good to meet you.

- Hello.
- [ASHER] Come on in. Yeah.

All right. Come on
through and follow me.

So before I get into the details

of everything you're seeing here,

I'd love to just take
you into this space

so you can really take it in, feel it.

[WHITNEY EXHALES]

We, uh, we feel it. It's great.

We feel it.

And, you'll notice that
the color temperature

from the LED lighting

matches the outside
light that's coming in

from your windows and your skylight.

[DENNIS] Uh, so the sink
water comes from the toilet?

All right. Wasn't gonna go there first,

but let's talk about my
favorite room in the house.

That is the
Japanese-inspired powder room.

And actually, it's the other way around.

The toilet water comes from the sink.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Kind of like a prison.

Well, actually, prisons
have one of the most

energy-efficient waste systems.

- Cool. So we'd be paying...
- Yeah

... $850,000 to live in a prison?

Prison toilets don't have lids.

- [DENNIS] That's true.
- Uh, maybe...

Let's... Let's stop
comparing them to a prison.

[DOUGIE CHUCKLES]

You know, prisons also don't have

reclaimed oak flooring, do they?

- True.
- Yeah. Yeah.

[WHITNEY] Should we
check out the kitchen?

- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. Great. Follow me.

There is so much storage
in these built-ins.

Uh, pretty great for a home chef. Oh.

[DENNIS] Sorry. Can I just get a water?

- It's just really hot in here.
- Sure.

[WHITNEY] Can I get some
waters on standby, please?

[DENNIS] Some trouble thinking. Sorry.

- Okay. You ready? Okay.
- Yup.

So, at the back of your
induction range here,

this is actually gonna capture the steam

and convert it into energy

that goes right to your central battery.

It's kind of a bonus on top of
the moisture recovery ventilation,

which is something we, uh, threw in.

Most passive homes
actually don't have that,

so we're pretty proud of that.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

[WHITNEY] And, uh, this is a fun fact,

but this induction range

is actually the preferred cooking method

of Michelin-Star chefs.

- Really?
- [WHITNEY] They absolutely

swear by it because of the heat control.

- Cool.
- [WHITNEY] Ah!

- Oh!
- [LAUGHS]

You!

I thought... I thought
you burnt your hand.

- [LUCINDA] She's funny.
- Maybe you should,

uh, grab your metal trays
because the menu today

is mashed potatoes with gravy.

It's a... prison joke from the...

Oh, don't drop the soap.

Oh. That's a good prison joke.

That is...

No, it's actually goat milk soap.

It's really lovely.

- [DENNIS] Oh.
- Yeah.

Um, I do have one question.

Um, is there enough wattage in here

to power a couple, uh,
like split AC units?

- Yes. Good question, Dennis.
- Just because...

Okay. Well, the answer to that is...

you don't need one.

The beauty of a passive home is

it actually functions like a thermos.

So it's never going below


or above 78 degrees in the summer,

- if you can believe that.
- Right, but, uh,



you know, how... what
is it in here right now?

Because I guess it depends
on wherever you're from,

you know, you adjust to.

But, um, we did open the door

when we all came in the front door

and so it, it takes a
little while to equalize.

- And let in some air.
- Yeah.

- Okay. Right.
- Yeah. But once it does,

- it is heavenly. It's heavenly.
- Okay. Okay.

- Yeah.
- How long does it usually take?

Uh, five to seven hours, probably?

- To equalize, yeah.
- Yeah.

[DENNIS] Every time you open the door?

Yeah. Just because heat will come in

and then we'll take time to...

um, or a window will cause the same.

But once you get that
temperature, you know,

you wanna keep the
doors and windows shut

- because you got it locked in.
- [DENNIS] Right.

It's a nice 72... 70 to 72.

[DENNIS] So don't open
any doors or windows?

Unless you want it to get hot or cold.

- [DENNIS] Like a thermos.
- Yes.

- [LUCINDA] Or prison.
- [DENNIS] Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Well...

I don't think he's actually

gonna put in an AC and I think

he was just pretending for the camera.

I think he didn't even mention an AC

when they actually toured
the house two months ago.

Have they signed the contract yet?

There hasn't been a good moment yet.

Oh.

And let's not refer to
it as a contract, okay?

It's a non-legally
binding letter of intent.

Thank you. Okay.

Go ahead.

Do you have my phone, Whit?
Have you seen my phone?

No.

♪ ♪ ♪

[ASHER] What are you doing?

Oh, f*ck.

I'm sorry, man. I
thought that was my phone.

[ASHER] Your phone's a different brand.

I know. This was so
stupid. f*ck. What's up?

[ASHER] Why are there
dating apps on here?

You put Jdate and Tinder on my phone.

[DOUGIE SNICKERS]

I was gonna give it to Whitney
and say I found your phone.

[CHUCKLES]

[ASHER] Why is it wet?

Ashman. It's funny, come on.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Two seconds.
- Two seconds.

- Hey.
- [WHITNEY] Not leaving, are you?

No, no, uh, we're just hanging out.

[WHITNEY] Yeah. Um, I...
Um, I can't always tell

what's real or not when we're sh**ting,

so, um, I just wanted to say

that if you're really
interested in a ductless AC,

I actually have a contact in California

who does these great integrated HVACs.

Oh, uh, thanks, um, but my brother,

uh, he actually works at Roadrunner

so he's just gonna hook
us up with one for free.

Oh, that's great.

- You can't b*at free.
- Yeah.

Do you know what kind of
system it is by chance?

I don't know,

but I'm assuming it's one of those

Energy Star ones, for sure. Yeah.

You know, people think Energy Star
is efficient, but it's actually not.

And if you're... if you're interested

in maintaining the
passive certification,

then it's... You're gonna lose it

if you don't put in the right system.

- I mean, that's...
- [LUCINDA] The certification

isn't important to us.

This is one of 12 houses
in all of New Mexico

that's certified passive,

so you're members of
a very exclusive club.

And to throw all of that
away to save a couple,

what, thousand bucks on AC does...

doesn't seem like a
wise investment... to me.

I mean, you could be part
of history here with this.

- [DENNIS] I just think that...
- That's good to know.

- Yeah.
- [LUCINDA] Thank you.

- [DENNIS] Yup.
- Great.

- Okay.
- [DENNIS] Okay.

_

[WHITNEY] Where's the contract?

Um, it's in my laptop
bag in the hallway closet.

Tonya. Hey. Do you have a pen?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[WHITNEY] Thank you.

[ASHER] Whit.

Whit!

Whit!

Hi. We're asking all of our new buyers

to, uh, sign this letter of support

of the San Pedro Pueblo
ownership of the roads

and easements in this area.

We just wanna make sure that
any new guests in the community

understand the injustices
affecting the tribe

and will maintain a good
relationship with them.

- It's non-legally binding.
- [DENNIS] Then what is it?

It's saying that we
won't object to any claims

of ownership by the tribe.

What if they claim our land?

Well, this property is not in dispute.

Who's to say they won't
change their minds?

Isn't that what they're
doing with the easements?

- No.
- Nobody changed their mind.

- This should have been in the disclosure.
- The easements relate to, uh,

just clarifying a vague language

in the Indian Act from
over a hundred years ago.

- That's... That's what they're doing.
- If you go back far enough,

they could put claims on anything, no?

It just says you support the tribe.

That's all.

What if we don't?

[WHITNEY CHUCKLES]

[LUCINDA] So I mean, we
don't know where this ends...

You don't have to sign it
if you don't want to. Okay?

[LUCINDA] We don't know what
these people are capable of.

- We'd prefer not to.
- Hmm.

[DENNIS] We talked to our
realtor and he told us...

You know what, if you
don't wanna live here,

no one's gonna force you to.

- Okay, okay.
- Okay? All right?

[ASHER] Let's not go there. Okay.

- Let's not go there. We're just talking.
- [DENNIS] You didn't tell us about anything.

- Okay. Yeah. It's okay.
- We're just talking, right?

- Yes. We're just talking.
- Okay. It's all good.

- All good. All right.
- [ASHER] All right.

- Great. Thank you.
- [ASHER] Okay.

Um, let's, uh, let's
not pull out the shanks.

We don't want the
warden to get mad at us.

She's a lot.

Let me talk to her. Okay?

You do have to watch your
f*cking language, though.

I'm f*cking serious!

You don't talk about my wife like that!

f*cking bitch!

Maybe it's worth changing some
of the language in the letter.

Uh, I could call James right now

and see if he's okay with,
like, different wording

because some of the wording
is a little... a little intense

- in the letter. You're scaring...
- I'm sorry. What... What...

What are you saying?
What are you saying?

- The wording was scaring a little bit.
- We're not... We're not selling to them.

They don't wanna live here.

They literally said they
don't support the tribe.

I think... I think they
might have just been confused.

Are you defending them?

- What?
- No, no, baby, not at all.

Don't... You know what,

give the deposit back.

There are so many people
who'd k*ll to live here.

- I didn't...
- [MAN] Sorry. Sorry.

Hey. I didn't spend
four years of my life

perfecting this house to
just give it to someone

who's not gonna care about it,
or care about the community.

How do you not see what I'm seeing?

- Uh, I do.
- I'm so confused.

I do see. I see everything.

- Oh, oh, really?
- [DOUGIE] Yo, yo, yo.

What's going on? What'd you do?

What'd you say? They're done.

They don't wanna do
the community garden,

they don't wanna do anything.
Cookout, it's over, they're saying.

Hmm.

We're not selling to them anymore.

Wow. Really?

Vic, too. So what are we gonna do?

What's the show gonna be like?
Who are we gonna follow? Tell me.

We had a backup offer.

The college girl who came
with her... I could call her.

[DOUGIE] Okay. Can she get here today?
Can she get here today?

- She's with her dad, I guess.
- No. No. She's, she's 20.

She's 20. Then it's gonna look like

that's the community we're building.

- And it's like a college town.
- Look... fine.

[WHITNEY] No. That's a wrong idea.

It can be anybody. All right?

You can use her dad.

We can use f*cking Remi.

We take off his dumb hat
and put on a shirt from my car.

It'll be great.

- What?
- Yeah. On my Bahamas show,

we did it all the time.

No real buyers.
It was just f*cking pretend.

This could be anybody.
All right? Find somebody.

[DRONE WHIRRING]

Remi, could you shut that off, please?

♪ ♪ ♪

- Hi.
- [WHITNEY] Hi.

Thank you so much for doing this.

- You're a lifesaver.
- Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

- This is fun.
- Yeah.

So, I basically just need to pretend

that I can afford a home like this?

[CHUCKLES] I can't even
afford a home like this.

[CHUCKLES] You're totally
lying to me, but, okay.

I'm not lying.

Um, so, yeah, it's... basically,

it's just kind of like,

they want you to really
love the home, you know?

- Shows like this, it's like...
- [CARA] Yeah, yeah, yeah,

- for sure.
- [WHITNEY] Whatever, TV stuff.

[CARA] I know how to do it. I know...

- I know all the lingo and...
- [WHITNEY] Okay.

Welcome to our passive home.

I'm Whitney and this is Asher.

Oh, my God.

- [CHUCKLES]
- I love it.

- Oh.
- I'll take it.

This is exactly what I was looking for.

I'm gonna have, like, a
million dinner parties here.

Great, but feel free
to take a look around.

And if you have any questions,
you can just let us know.

I heard that there's a
lot of crime in the area,

and I saw some
suspicious-looking people

on my drive here today. I mean, uh,

could you tell me about
the security system?

Well, we... we actually... we
don't have a security system,

uh, hooked up right now,

- um, but that's just...
- Well...

... because it doesn't feel necessary.

It's just such an
inclusive neighborhood.

[CARA] I read online

that this is one of the most dangerous

neighborhoods in the country.

Oh. Oh, my God.

I love this. Can I touch this?

Sure.

Wow.

Should I... should I
just go reset it? I...

It's fine. Just let it happen.

So, are you looking for yourself...

- [CARA] Don't worry about...
- ... or... or family?

[CARA] ... the security system.

I'm gonna put up an electric fence.

High voltage.

This is great.

Wow.

Um, do... do you have any
questions about passive homes

or, uh, are you interested in them?

Oh, is that what this is?

A passive home?

I think I read about those
in Amazing Architecture.

♪ ♪ ♪

So, that's the bedroom
you're walking into right now.

And, um,

- you could see the steps.
- Come on. [LAUGHS]

[TONYA] All right. We're
gonna cut and go over.

What was she doing? Was
she making fun of me?

[ASHER] No, no, I think
she just didn't wanna

be seen as herself on camera.

She... She wanted to be a character.

- She's a performance artist.
- Amazing Architecture?

[ASHER] I mean, they did post about it.

- You want one?
- [ASHER] No, I'm okay.

Um, I should probably follow-up
with the college girl then,

right, to see if she's still interested?

I thought there was tons of interest.

The only other offer we
got was from Mark Rose.

- The outdoorsy guy?
- No.

That... The guy with the
American flag on his truck?

- [ASHER] Yeah.
- No.

We're not selling to him. Uh-uh.

- [ASHER] Right.
- There was a blue line

- on that flag.
- Yeah, yeah, right. Okay.

- Right.
- Okay?

Yeah.

I just think we shouldn't
put it off too long.

We do need to find
someone to buy the house.

But I think we shouldn't worry so much

about selling it right now.
And we should focus more

on finding a buyer for the home

on the show.

[ASHER] Right.

I mean, this is an opportunity

because we can pick anyone

as a buyer on the show.

And they can embody the
values of the community.

Like an avatar.

It's perfect.

Right. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just a little abstract

to... to think about... Yeah.

I know I can find the person.

I can see it in my head.

[ASHER] Yeah, me, too. Yeah.

I'm gonna talk to Dougie.

- Okay. Good. Yeah.
- Okay.

And the word would
spread throughout the camp

and everybody was like,

"Dougie's selling Playboy pages."

And it was tough 'cause
sometimes the body

was like stuck in the lab.

- What's up?
- Hey, Dougie,

if you let me go to
Santa Fe really quickly,

I promise you, I can find
you a buyer for this house.

- It'll be really quick.
- [SIGHS]

And we can use Cara for
the blooper reel. [CHUCKLES]

Um, I can actually
drop you off on my way.

- Tonya.
- Oh, it's fine.

- I'll just chill here.
- [DOUGIE] Go with her

for one hour, all right? Make sure.

- Are you sure?
- [CARA] Yeah.

I'm going right by your house.

Oh, it's fine. I'll just chill.

Okay.

- Let's go.
- Mm-hmm. You smoke, huh?

- I do.
- It's gross. Disgusting.

Well, there's a lot of things
that I find disgusting about you.

Hmm. Oh, you're gonna die from that.

It's poisonous.

Well, at least I'll die happy.

My wife d*ed, you know.

Of smoking?

No.

It was a car accident.

Hmm, sorry about that.

Won't people be weirded out?

How do they know you're
not a sketchy person?

Well, sometimes they do
think I'm a sketchy person.

I mean, when you street
cast, you get a lot

of "No's" for sure, but sometimes people

get really excited to be on TV.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

Oh, sh*t.

We have to stop by the plaza.

Do you want a coffee or something?

[POLICEMAN] Did you take anything today?

Fernando said you took some jeans.

- [WOMAN] Liar!
- [POLICEMAN] Liar, huh?

Do you have any ID? [SPEAKING SPANISH]

- [IN ENGLISH] Anything?
- [POLICEMAN] We're just gonna...

- We're just gonna sit here...
- What happened here?

Well, she stole a pair of
jeans. I heard Enola yelling

and chasing her from the store.

So, I came out and restrained the woman

until the cops got here.

Fernando, you're not
allowed to restrain people.

Oh, don't worry. I just blocked
her from getting into her car.

- I didn't even touch her.
- Okay.

Excuse me.

Uh, can we not press charges?

Uh, I'm the landlord of this place.

You could make a statement
to the DA if you want.

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[POLICEWOMAN] Okay.

- [POLICEWOMAN] Okay.
- [WHITNEY] Luisa, can you go back in?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Fernando, can you...

- can you get back to work, please?
- [FERNANDO] Yes, of course.

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

[POLICEMAN] Calm down!

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

- [WOMAN CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
- [WHITNEY] Enola.

- [ENOLA] Hi.
- [WHITNEY] Hi. Are you okay?

Yeah. I just didn't know what to do.

One person took something two days ago,

and it made me feel uncomfortable.

- Oh, sweetie.
- [ENOLA] But my manager said

we have a zero-tolerance policy.

And Fernando said to tell him next time,

and he helped catch her.

Okay. We... We have to realize, um,

that when people
commit crimes like this,

they're not hurting anyone, really.

You know, it's usually
from a place of hardship.

But it hurts the business.

But do we really wanna ruin
people's lives for something?

You know, I have an idea.

Do you have a pen?

- Yeah.
- [WHITNEY] Okay.

Here is my credit card number.

Okay? I want you to write that down.

And then if someone takes
an item from the store,

charge my credit card.

And then it's not stealing.

Some of these jeans are over $200.

That's... That's fine.

It's just we don't wanna
call the police anymore.

And we don't want to confront anyone.

Just let them walk right out.

- Okay?
- This is... This is crazy.

[WHITNEY] I love your earrings.

- Thank you. My uncle made them.
- [WHITNEY] Mm-hmm.

[ENOLA] Um, does this
have a three-digit code.

[WHITNEY] One-three-one.

♪ ♪ ♪

There you go.

One macchiato and one flat white.

Enola was really
appreciative of your help.

She's a good kid. Hold on one second.

There you go. This is on the house.

- Thank you, Fernando.
- You're welcome. Enjoy.

[WHITNEY] Sorry that took so long.

It's okay.

Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah, I mean it's...
everyone looks at Española

and sees these crazy crime rates,

but no one is looking at
what the crimes actually are.

It's like, people stealing jeans...

"Oh, no, call the SWAT."

I mean... No wonder it's
so hard to get people

to buy homes here.

Wasn't a guy got sh*t
in his car last week?

Oh, that was outside of
Fisher-Chick. That's in La Mesilla.

Actually, I had to call the newspaper

to get that headline changed.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[MUFFLED CONVERSATION]

So, we work together.

We're working on a reality show,

um, and we're casting couples.

- You guys are a couple, right?
- [MAN] Yeah.

Do you think you'd be interested?

They're not interested.

- How much did you offer?
- $50.

[WHITNEY] That feels low.

- We should just up it to $200 or something.
- No, they're not interested at all.

Oh. Ooh.

That guy. That guy.
Look at him. Right there.

- The guy with the long hair.
- [WHITNEY] Mm-hmm.

- [TONYA] The handsome guy.
- [WHITNEY] Yeah. He is, right?

And that woman. Look,
that woman over there

with the red hat. She's perfect,

- with the baby.
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Two of them. Okay.
Don't... Don't point at me this time,

just because it's, you
know, it's like creepy.

It's like I'm spying.

[TONYA] Yeah.

Excuse me. Hi.

Uh, I'm so sorry to interrupt.

- What's up?
- Um, but have you ever dreamed

of being on TV?

[CHUCKLES] Oh.

Uh, no, not really.

[TONYA] Okay. Uh, do you mind

if I join you for a minute?

[DOUGIE] Yeah. It was,
like, it's from my point,

it's like, um, I wanna say like five.

- [CARA LAUGHS]
- [DOUGIE] Yeah.

- I still have that, too.
- [CARA] Five? That's a lot.

[DOUGIE] It's like a... It's weird.

- It's like a fresh rubber...
- [CARA] Yeah. I mean,

I love your sense

if you just, like, feel you, like...

- [DOUGIE] Look at that.
- [INDISTINCT] ... every time.

- Hey, Doug. Sorry to interrupt.
- Yeah.

Um, can I... can I just
talk to you for one sec?

[DOUGIE] Yeah. Yeah.

Whoa, one second.

Be right back.

- So what's up?
- Okay. Um, I want it to be

the guy with the long hair

and the woman with the baby as a family.

Okay. What about the...

- the girl with the two-tone.
- [WHITNEY] Yeah. No. I just...

I think that's a better unit.

- [DOUGIE] Okay.
- And they can be curious

about the house, but not critical.

- Okay.
- And, um, just no jokes

about any of it.

Like, no negativity
about the neighborhood.

- None of that.
- All right. You got that, Tonya?

- Mm-hmm.
- No jokes, no negativity,

just good conversation about the house.

- Copy.
- Cool.

Good?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

See, I was thinking of
getting some experts.

- You should.
- [DOUGIE] Yeah.

[CARA] That would be so amazing.

[DOUGIE] And be like,
"Yo, what's going on?"

- [CARA] They have...
- [DOUGIE] Secured.

[CARA] They have all
that stuff that Doubleday.

- [DOUGIE] Doubleday?
- [CARA] Yes.

- [DOUGIE] Yeah? Spicy?
- [CARA] Yeah.

You guys having fun?

[DOUGIE] Yeah. Having
a good time over here.

- Yeah?
- [CARA] Yeah. I learned that

there's like a menthol
stick that you can blow

into people's eye,
and it makes them cry.

Oh, I know. It's so cool.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.

Dougie is the best.

He... He is.

Did you guys talk about
the artwork in the home?

Just 'cause, Dougie, um,
made me send you that release.

- Oh.
- And it's just apparently,

we need, like, an official
signature before...

- [CARA] Right.
- ... we can use your artwork

- in the... in the show.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I need to do that.

Sorry.

Oh, no, it's, like, no rush.

Uh, kind of a rush, but not...
not a big rush. [CHUCKLES]

- [DOUGIE CHUCKLES]
- [CARA] Yeah.

I'll get to it.

Did you let them know
we're flexible on price?

Pascal doesn't wanna be a
couple with the other woman.

He wants to be on camera
with his real girlfriend.

Did you not make that
clear when you asked him

to do it in the first place?

I mean, I said we wanted just him,

- but he's being difficult.
- [SIGHS]

Do you wanna talk to him? Because I...

- g*dd*mn it!
- I don't really know

- what else to do?
- But she hasn't bought a different home.

So, does... Are you sure

she doesn't wanna come look at it again?

We just pass that onto her?

You can just go in
separately. I don't understand.

[PASCAL] Yeah, multiple
people come in to see homes.

I don't see why it would be a problem.

I'm sorry. I don't have that
information quite for you...

- Hi. Hi, guys.
- ... but I'm sure she can

- take care of you, guys.
- I'm Whitney. I'm the host.

- [PASCAL] Hi.
- Thank you for coming out

- on such short notice.
- No, we're good. Yeah.

Uh, you all good? Do you need anything?

- [PASCAL] Yeah. No.
- You need water?

- I'm good. Thank you.
- I'll have a water.

- You want water? Okay.
- Yeah. Um...

Can you get her a water, please?

- [MAN] Yeah, I can.
- Thank you.

I was just asking if it would be okay

for me to go with my girlfriend here.

She's really excited about
this whole thing, and...

- Of... of course. Yeah. Yeah.
- [PASCAL] Really?

[PASCAL] Oh, great. Yeah.
Uh, someone was telling us

that, uh, me and her would have

to pretend to be a couple.

- And... I... I didn't really see, uh...
- Who said that?

Oh, well, she was just telling us.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh.

- [PASCAL] So...
- Oh, Tonya. Oh.

- [PASCAL] Yeah.
- I'll talk to her.

It's a... a little misunderstanding.

- That's okay.
- [PASCAL] Okay. All right. Thank you.

All right. So, I guess
he'll... whatever...

- he'll go with the girlfriend.
- [TONYA] Mm-hmm.

Um, can you try to arrange

that the baby goes in with them?

Because I just really want
it to feel like a family.

Um, they're technically
not here as actors.

Like, so it's okay if the
baby goes in with her mom,

but it gets a little complicated

if you're trying to use
the baby as an actor.

I'm not asking the baby to act.

No. I mean, you can
tell it's not their baby.

[WHITNEY] So I was thinking
it's adopted or whatever,

but... [INDISTINCT] Can you just...

I mean, uh... You... But
you talked to them, right?

[WHITNEY] Yeah. Yeah.

- So they're going in?
- Um, just hold on one second.

- But, yeah, will you just try to...
- I'll... I'll talk to them.

[WHITNEY] Okay.

- [PAUL] There's my movie star!
- [WHITNEY] Hi. [CHUCKLES]

Um, today is... today is
actually not a good day

just because it's really busy
and we're really behind the scene.

- Um, please...
- [ELIZABETH] Oh, yeah. Sweetie, just do your work.

- We're just here to support you.
- [PAUL] Which is... [INDISTINCT]

- quickly, quickly, quickly.
- [ELIZABETH] Paul and I had this amazing idea.

We wanna have his 70th birthday

- right here before you close.
- [WHITNEY] No.

[ELIZABETH] All of his
friends... Yeah, they can...

[PAUL] I just wanna run
inside. Get some measurements...

[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]

I'll stand out the way.
It's a quick measurement.

Dad, get in the car. Get in the car.

- Get in the car?
- [ELIZABETH] Okay.

[WHITNEY] Yeah? Okay.

Big guy, all right.

- [ELIZABETH] Do you want us to...
- [PAUL] But we're having...

- [WHITNEY] Roll the windows up, please.
- [ELIZABETH] Why are we parking over here?

[PAUL] Where are we going?
Because I'm not gonna walk



[ELIZABETH] Oh, I mentioned to Shelly

the idea of having Paul's
birthday over there.

And she said she could
bring a photographer

and put it on social for her network.

[WHITNEY] Okay. Can you...
Can you pull over here, Mom?

- Pull over there? Pull over.
- All right. All right.

[WHITNEY] Okay. Shelly is your person.

We are not cross-pollinating publicity.

And Dad's 70th is not
gonna be a PR event, okay?

Shelly just thinks it
would be good for us

to be associated with the homes.

With something good for a change.

What is going on with you?

The reason that I came
back from California

was you said these
properties could be mine.

Mine. And now you're planning parties

and you're not even
talking to me about it.

You treat me like a child!

And I'm a grownup. I'm
a grownup woman! Okay?

I... I wouldn't have
come back from California

if I knew that you'd be lording over me

like I'm some type of baby.

I wouldn't have! These
properties are mine!

Española is mine! Okay? End of story.

So just... just...
You're ruining my day!

I'm so busy, I'm going back to work.

Is everything okay?

- Are we okay?
- I don't know.

Is it?

I'm leaving. You guys are going home.

Okay? Just drive that way.

Do not go back past that house.

♪ ♪ ♪

[SIGHING]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

You're so right. The temperature
is very consistent and comfortable.

And to think that we'll save $15,000

- over ten years in energy?
- Yeah.

That's a lot of money.

Over time, a passive
home is actually cheaper.

I'll tell you this, your energy bill

- will be cheaper than my haircut.
- [LAUGHTER]

[PASCAL] I love this
place. It's beautiful.

[PASCAL EXHALES SHARPLY]

♪ When the night has come ♪

♪ And the land is dark ♪

♪ And the moon ♪

♪ Is the only light we'll see ♪

♪ No, I won't be afraid ♪

♪ No, I won't ♪

♪ Be afraid ♪

♪ Just as long as you stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Oh, darling, darling ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Oh, stand ♪

♪ By me, oh... ♪

Yeah, yeah, like, like,
they would call it,

like, "Native America"
or something like that.

Native America. Emmy
Award-winning, right?

Yeah. [LAUGHS]

Exactly.

- Yeah.
- Man, it's disgusting.

- Yeah.
- I love it, though.

- I know.
- Um, Ronald Raven

- would be the president.
- Ronald Raven?

[LAUGHTER]

So stupid.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, that's... that's way silly.

So how do you know Whitney?
She said you guys are good friends.

- She said that?
- Yeah.

That we were good friends?

Yeah, she loves you.

Huh.

Yeah.

[PASCAL] You know, I wasn't
super familiar with Española,

but it has a really nice
vibe and this just feels

like a community I'd be
excited to be a part of.

I think we're ready to make an offer.

- All three of us.
- [PASCAL LAUGHS]

- Welcome to Española.
- [PASCAL] [WHISPERS] Yeah.

Yes. Thank you.

Okay. That was so good!

Let's... Let's actually just quickly do

just one other option where
you don't touch your stomach.

- Okay.
- Just in case we wanna cut

- the baby thing. Okay.
- Cool.

And then, um... Okay, great.

So you guys are all set?

Okay. Got it.

I'm really starting to wish

that you guys were
actually buying the house.

Truly.

Hey. In two weeks, get
ready for your close ups!

[LAUGHTER]

[ASHER] You guys excited?

- [CASHIER] Very.
- [ASHER] Yeah?

- Super excited.
- [ASHER] Good.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CASHIER SPEAKING SPANISH]

- [ASHER] Hmm?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

- [IN ENGLISH] What does that mean?
- [CASHIER] Enjoy.

- [ASHER] Enjoy, yes. Enjoy, yes.
- [CASHIER] Yeah.

You said you love food.

I meant to say "this food."

[WHITNEY SPEAKING SPANISH]

[ASHER SPEAKING SPANISH]

[WHITNEY SPEAKING SPANISH]

[ASHER SPEAKING SPANISH]

[WHITNEY SPEAKING SPANISH]

[ASHER CLEARS THROAT]

[IN ENGLISH] One ketchup enough?

So, um, the college girl is out.

I think that's for the best.

We don't want the
neighborhood filled with people

whose rich parents bought them houses.

Good.

What?

Oh, nothing.

I thought you're being,
uh, self-deprecating.

I was.

[ASHER] I know.

Um...

I called Mark Rose's broker

to see if he's still interested.

We don't wanna be selling
this home in the winter.

Okay? And he is still interested,

and he's willing to stay
at his original offer.

- This is... This is...
- [ASHER] Whit,

all I'm saying is let's not say no

just because of a flag.

Let's meet with the guy and
see if he shares our values.

Let's not make any assumptions.

It's not an assumption.

It was a "Blue Lives Matter" flag.

We don't even know if that was his car.

It... It could have been a friend's car.

Look, look... Whit...

I cannot believe you reached out to him.

- Wow.
- We're on the same team, okay?

We're on the same team.
We're trying to build

something special together,
but we need money to do that.

We can't just keep searching for a buyer

- that might not even exist.
- It's been one day.

Look at his Instagram, okay?

He was at the protest against
the Conquistador statue.

There were White supremacists there.

Read the caption.

- "It's a good day?"
- Yeah.

There's, uh, an indigenous
woman in the photo

- holding a protest sign.
- There's militia in the photo.

How do you know that "It's a good day"

is it referring to the
militia sh**ting a protester?

She's in the center of the frame.

The militias are more
to the side of the frame.

She's obviously the focus.

Whit, come on.

We're... He's willing to meet
us at the house tonight, okay?

Just talk to him

and if you still don't
wanna sell to him,

then I'll just ask you
one more time. [CHUCKLES]

I'm joking. Whit... Baby.

Money, money, money...

♪ ♪ ♪

[CAR APPROACHING]

[MARK SIGHS]

Hey, Mark. Good to see you.

Thanks for coming on such short notice.

Oh, thanks for calling! I'm excited.

- You remember Whitney?
- Of course.

- Yeah.
- How could I forget?

- Nice to see you again.
- I shouldn't shake your hand.

I'm feeling a little sick.

Ah, I don't mind.

You feeling sick, babe?

- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you. Yeah.

- Outlaw?
- Uh, yup.

- [WHITNEY] Hmm.
- That's me.

[LAUGHS]

Uh, should we head
inside? Yeah? Come on.

- Yes. Let's... Let's do that.
- [ASHER] Um...

You were here in the
daytime last time, right?

- [MARK] Yes, this...
- [ASHER] Right. So you haven't seen any of the,

- uh, the beautiful uplighting.
- [MARK] It looks...

It looks very different. I like it.

After I saw this one,

I started searching
for other passive homes,

and there's none in the area.

I mean, I saw some eco-homes,

but you ask them about thermal bridging

and they haven't even
considered any of that.

I love that these are
basically off the grid.

You don't have to rely on anyone.

But it's not like you're
living in some shack

cursing out the government.

This has got style.

It's so nice.

Plus, it's really close to the labs.

So, easy commute for me.

Twenty minutes, straight sh*t.

Now there's an interesting

American flag sticker on your car.

Oh, yeah. It's in support
of, uh, local police.

- Mm-hmm.
- Firefighters.

They have really, really tough jobs.

And I show my support
in other ways, too.

You donate to...

To the police.

And to other causes.

UNICEF, World Wildlife Fund,

Christian missionaries, um...

So, uh, I'm not sure if
you've seen anything about the,

uh, tribal easements
in the area on the news,

- but, uh, we're asking all of our...
- That's in San Pedro, right?

Yeah, not this property...

[GROANS LOUDLY]

It's total bullshit.

All of the tribes need to be paid

for the public use of those roads.

It's like they take everything

and we have to fight for pennies.

My great-grandmother was
Apache on my mother's side.

So, it's a personal thing for me.

- Hmm.
- [MARK SIGHS]

Have you guys, uh, made any changes?

Oh, please tell me you
did not touch the toilets.

- Yes!
- [CLAPS]

Oh.

I'm gonna need a few minutes.

Take your time.

[TRICKLING]

[CAR REVVING]

So that was... not bad, huh?

[WHITNEY] Hmm?

You don't think so?

He seemed polite.

It's crazy about his heritage, too, huh?

I just love how much he,
like, appreciated the home and,

you know, all the hard
work you put into it.

That's, like, really important

and, um...

Is everything okay?

[WHITNEY] I'm just thinking.

[ASHER] He seemed good though, right?

To sell to?

Sure.

I think he'll really get
along with the neighbors, too,

like, his personality seems like...

So, I'll probably contact his broker

in the morning then, I guess.

[WHITNEY] Great.

[ASHER] Are you sure, babe?

[WHITNEY] Yeah.

[ASHER] Yay, we sold
the home! [CHUCKLES]

Still feeling a little sick?

What are you doing over there?

[WHITNEY] Just moisturizing.

Maybe I should use some of that tonight.

My hands are dry.

Oh. You got a lot of extra there.

Care to share?

So the, um, app says

you're at peak fertility today.

[WHITNEY] Hmm.

You sure everything's okay?

You're not upset about
selling to Mark, are you?

If I was upset, you would know it.

[ASHER] Okay.

Do you mind if I cr*ck
the window open a little bit?

Whatever you want.

I want what you want.

Okay. I'm just gonna open it a cr*ck.

I love you.

I love you, too.

♪ ♪ ♪

You're my angel.

You know that, right?

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