01x04 - French Fry Falls/Amazin' River/Gift Adrfit/Escucha mi corazón

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ChalkZone". Aired: March 22, 2002 – August 23, 2008.*
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Follows Rudy Tabootie, an elementary school student who discovers a box of magic chalk that allows him to draw portals into the ChalkZone, an alternate dimension where everything ever drawn on a blackboard and erased turns to life.
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01x04 - French Fry Falls/Amazin' River/Gift Adrfit/Escucha mi corazón

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Rudy's got the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

Rudy's got
the chalk.

♪ The chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

Rudy's got the chalk!

♪ The chalk, the chalk,
the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalkzone! ♪

Well, guys,
according to your map,

we're almost to
the magic chalk mine.

But after that,
what?

We don't know.

Snap and I never
got any further.

The last time
we went river rafting,

we were stopped by
that horrible giant.

H-Horrible giant?

Yes, cyclops.

Wow, what a creep!
He hates Rudy.

Why-why does he
hate Rudy?

Oh, back
when I was 8

I took some of
his magic chalk.

Well, I think if
there's a horrible giant,

well, I don't think
we should go
anywhere near.

Rudy: Shh!
The magic chalk mine.

Penny: But, Rudy,
why did you draw
a sneaker?

To camouflage
the raft.

But a sneaker?

Hey,
it's chalkzone.

Anything could be
floating down
the amazin'--

shh! It's the giant.

Giant: One, two,
one, two, one, two...

One, two, one, two--

huh?

A running shoe!

Now I can add jogging

to my physical
fitness program.

Once I find
another shoe.

Oh! Rudy tabootie!

[Screaming]

[Starts coughing]

Ah-ah--

aah-choo!

Stop, Rudy tabootie!

I'm warning you!

Kids: All right!

[Laughing]

Look!
What is it?

Great gumballs!
It looks like
a giant French fry.

And there's
another one.

There's hundreds
of them!

Hey, there's
a sign ahead.

"Danger. Turn back.
French fry falls."

"Dead ahead"?

[Kids screaming]

Hurry, Rudy, you gotta
draw something.

I'm trying, snap.

Whoa!

Come on!

[Groaning]

Oh, no,
migrating pencils!

Ah!

The chalk, Rudy,
the chalk!

The chalk!
Now I can--

[splash]

I've lost
the chalk.

Oh, see, that's
not good news

'cause here comes
the falls!

It's the giant!

[Screaming]

Penny: Ew!
What's that smell?

Rudy: I think
I stood in something.

Shh! Something's
happening.

Aah!

Oh!

Yuck!

You saved us?

I tried to warn you
about the falls,

but you
wouldn't listen.

[Whispering] Rudy,
this is the horrible
giant who hates you?

I thought he was.

I've been watching you,
Rudy tabootie.

You help people
with your magic chalk.

And you improved
my eyesight by 50%.

Rudy actually improved
your eyesight?

Yes.
Two years ago.

Would you like
to see how?

Sure.

Man, voice-over:
The Amazon river
is 4,080 miles long

and runs from
the andes mountains in Peru

through Brazil
to the Atlantic ocean.

This body of water is fed by
about 15,000 tributaries

and other bodies of water
by heavy tropical rains...

[Kids snoring]

Snap, voice-over:
Hey, Rudy, howz
about you and me

taking a trip down
the amazin' river?

Man, voice-over: The Amazon
drainage basin covers more
than 2/5 of South America.

[Bleep]

Man, voice-over:
The Amazon was discovered
by vincente pinzon in 1500.

The Amazon river...

Aah!

[Splash]

Ptooey!

Hey, hey, hey!
Glad you could
drop in, Rudy.

This is
the amazin' river?

Yeah, some kid
in the third grade

drew it on the blackboard
and erased it this morning.

But how are we supposed
to go rafting on a river

that's only
20 feet long?

Ah, that's where
you and your magic
chalk come in, Rudy.

This map here shows
all the waterways
in chalkzone

drawn by kids from
all over the world.

You'll notice
that these waterways
are not connected.

They're apart.
They don't hook up.

They're separated.
There's space between them.

Oh, use the chalk, Rudy!

Connect them together
into one big river.

Oh! Ha ha!

Bellissimo!

The amazin' river
is complete.

Let's go!

♪ On the amazin' river ♪

♪ the rushing water rolls ♪

♪ and around the bend
you can hear a big bell ♪

♪ as the big clock tower tolls ♪

♪ on the amazin' river ♪

♪ there are rocks
that weigh a ton ♪

[Screams]

♪ And it's hard to know
which way to go ♪

♪ when the mountain men
have fun ♪

♪ mumbo jumbo jungle
is a side trip you might take ♪

♪ just take care
when you pass the lair ♪

♪ of the mumbo jumbo snake ♪

♪ oh, the amazin' river ♪

♪ really puts you to the test ♪

♪ when the river flows
with living gunk ♪

♪ and it smells as bad
as an old dead skunk ♪

♪ and the people think
that you're just some punk ♪

♪ who has made an awful mess ♪

♪ on the amazin' river ♪

Oh, no! We're
out of chalk.

Not to worry.
Look at the map, Rudy.

The magic chalk mine
is just ahead.

Cool!

Oh! Aah!

[Clank]

Check it out, Rudy!

A whole cave
full of magic chalk.

Oh, boy,
if I can get one,
I can draw a letter,

and we can get
a lifetime
chalk supply.

Ye shan't be taking
any of that magic chalk
as long as I'm alive.

And, um, how long
do you think
that might be?

You joke?

Forever!

Say, bubba,

what do you think
you are anyhow?

My name is cyclops.

But you
can call me cy.

In years of yore--

ouch!

Magic chalk
from this mine

used to reach
the outside world
frequently.

[Splat]

[Laughing]

We had creators.

The likes of you
running amuck
in chalkzone--

oh!

[Crash]

Would you like to see
what it was like?

All right, then.

[Twang]

People, creators,
would wreak havoc,

and then leave us
to cope with
their creations.

[Roaring]

Cyclops: That is how I,
myself, came to be.

He made me what I am.

Oh!

[Crash]

Look at me.

Only one eyeball.

And I have to wear
this silly outfit.

Ouch!

I sympathize
with you, cy.

But I'd never abuse
the chalk like that.

I'd only draw
good things.

Promise!

You will draw
nothing!

[Boink]

Yah! Oomph!

[Growls]

Heh heh heh!

[Growls]

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

[Growling]

[Roaring]

[Meow]

Aah!

[Groaning]

Ooh!

Ouch!

Heh heh heh heh!

Hey, cy! Bye, cy!
Oomph!

What? Ooh!

Aah!

Nice work, cowboy!

You know, things
might look a whole
lot better for you

if you had two eyes.

Now, snap
will come back
and cut you down

once I'm safely
back home.

No, wait! Don't go!

Can't you at least
draw me a decent
pair of knickers?

Oh, no,
look at the time.

I've got to get back
to class pronto.

Better draw us
a shortcut then,
kiddo.

Wow!

♪ On the amazin' river ♪

Oh, you were
so cute when you
were little, Rudy.

Oh, brother!

Byclops, can I
ask for a favor?

And what
might that be?

Well, I dropped
my magic chalk up
at the falls, and--

you'd like me
to give you some more?

Rudy tabootie,
you can have

all the magic chalk
you want.

Cool!

But on one condition...

Let's go, Rudy.

Thanks, byclops!

Kids:
Bye-bye, see you!

Thank you, Rudy.

I just love
my new knickers.

Bye, bye!

Ooh!

Whatcha
oohing at, dad?

The hoovac 3000,

computer-controlled,
battery-powered,

dust-sensing
vacuum cleaner.

Wow, a vacuum cleaner
that senses dust?

Yeah, senses it
and goes right to it.

You barely
have to lift a finger.

Wow! I guess it would
really come in handy

down at
the beef meat, huh?

Ah, are you kidding?
With a hoovac

I could sweep up
all that gristle dust

and suck up
those chunks of bone
in record time.

Why, I'd have
the cleanest

combination butcher shop-
deli restaurant

in the state!

It's good to have
a dream, dad.

Ha ha ha!
Well, right now

there are people
dreaming of meat, Joe.

It's time for you
to get down to
your butcher shop

and feed
the starving masses.

But it's my birthday.
Don't I get my present?

Joe, you know
the tabootie tradition.

It's cake first,
then present.

Now, shoo!

Whew! I thought
he'd never leave.

It's in the closet,
isn't it, mom?

Ho ho ho ho!
Ta-da!

Ha-ha! Dad's
gonna love it!

Ok, Rudy, you've got
to hide it somewhere.

Somewhere your father
will never think to look.

Hmm...

Nightzone!

Nah, don't want
to put it there.

That's better.

Snap: 8,001, 8,002,
8,003, 8,004, 8,005--

snap!

Hi ya, Rudy. Come on
down and play some--

what is this?

It's my father's
birthday present.

Keep an eye on it
till I come back.

An eye? I think I got
to keep my whole face on it.

Look at this thing.

It's so well drawn.

Hmm. Very
impressive.

Well, what is it?

[Laughing] Well,
obviously, it's
the a-a...

Wait a sec. It's
the hoovac 3000.

Oh, yeah.

One of my favorite
3-dimensional
machines.

Ah, cut the baloney.
You don't know any more
about it than we do.

Oh, yeah? I know
this thing like
the back of my head.

Y-Y-You just hit
this, then you hit
this, and then--

[hoovac starts]

Hoovac: Chalk dust,
chalk dust, chalk dust.

[Yells]

Oh, hey! Let us out! Whoa!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, no!

Hoovac: Chalk dust,
chalk dust.

Oh, no!
You keep that sucker
away from me...

[Snap yelling]

Did you find a good
hiding place for your
father's present, dear?

You bet, mom.

That's good, dear.

Look what I made
to go with it.

"In the contest for
best husband and best dad

it's a clean sweep
for Joe tabootie."

That's nice, mom.

I'll go to my special
hiding place and put
this on the...

[Dramatically]
Hoovac 3000.

Snap?

Snap!

Snap, calling: The hoovac is
coming! The hoovac is coming!

Oh.

Snap, where are you?

[Singing scat]

What the?

Hoovac: Chalk dust,
chalk dust.

[Rapsheeba screams]

[Continues singing scat]

Snap, what are
you doing?

Oh, I just thought
I'd neaten up chalkzone.

What do you think
I'm doing?

I'm trying
to stop this thing.

Hang on, snap.

Oh? I got a choice?

[Vacuuming]

Whoa!

Well, howdy,
hi there, Rudy.

You come
to help me--

oh, this is all my fault.

I never should have dropped
this thing in chalkzone.

Rudy, you can go on
your guilt trip after
we finish this trip.

The off button, please.

"Congratulations.

You have chosen the finest
cleaning device in--"

[Rudy, snap yell]

[Bellowing]

[Hoovac engine running]

Chalk dust
chalk dust, chalk dust.

Chalk dust.
It thinksi'm
chalk dust.

Iam chalk dust!

Yipe.

Rudy! You got
to draw something.

Uh, that won't
work, snap.

Everything I draw
is made of chalk.

Aah!

It says, "to program
the hoovac 3000,

first activate
the digi-chip via
the u.S.B. Dataport."

Which means?

I don't have
a clue...Huh.

Obstruction,
obstruction.

Expectorate,
expectorate.

I'm gonna go get
penny.

I can't make head
or tails of this.

Hey! What about me?

You stay here and
keep the hoovac busy.

I'll be back
as soon as I can.

Keep it busy?

[Engine revving]

Snap: Good device.

Good mechanical device.

Heel! Stay!

I am now duplicating
Thomas Edison's
452nd attempt

to create electric--

penny!
Aah!

Rudy! You should
knock when you--

uh, right. Sorry.

Knock knock.

Who is it?
Rudy.

Come in.
Ok.

Here. Can you
decipher this?

Well, of course.

This is a simple,
7.3 vacuum cleaner
software.

You activate
the digi-chip
via the--

great. You're hired.

Rudy!

Rudy! You're
erasing my work!

I'm about to destroy
chalkzone and ruin my
father's birthday

all at the same time!

You have to help me!

What do you want
me to do?

Stop the hoovac 3000.

Where's chalkzone?

Rudy, those chalk
chunks are falling
into an infinite abyss,

which means they'll
be falling forever.

I'd find that
fascinating if
I wasn't so terrified.

Come on. This is
the only solid strip
of chalkzone left.

The hoovac must be out
here somewhere.

What is this hoovac?

The vacuum cleaner my mom
and I are giving my father
for his birthday.

You're giving your
father a vacuum cleaner
for his birthday?

Rudy? Is that you?

Joe: No, Millie, it's me.

Birthday boy!

Joe! You're home early.

I know. I sent myself home
because it's my birthday.

Present! Present!

Uh, all right, Joe.
You go wash up,

and I'll get
your dinner
on the table.

And then the present, right?

And then cake
and then present.
Now, run along.

Rudy, you better
get back here soon.

Penny: Well, I think
it's all snap's fault.

No, he didn't mean to--

snap: Help me, help me!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Snap! Where
is everybody?

[Hoovac approaches]
I am everybody.

Everything else
is in the bag!

Rapsheeba:
Hey! Let me out of here!

Here's the
manual, penny.

Uh!

Oh!

I got it.

Rapsheeba: Snap,
is that you?

Snap: Oh, hi, rapsheeba.

Come here often?

No!

Rudy, come on.
We've got to get
out of here.

But then chalkzone
will be destroyed.

Well, better
it than us.

I don't know
about you,

but I don't want
to tumble into
an infinite void.

Uh, there must be something
I can do to save chalkzone.

Wait a minute.

This is our only
hope, penny.

Rudy!

H-i-i-i y-a-a-a!

Uh!

[Sings scat]

Yipe!

Man, did that
thing suck chalk!

Penny: Look, Rudy,
the battery is dead.

Yeah, and
we're not. Come on.

[Swallowing]

Ok, that's my tenth
piece of birthday
cake, Mildred.

Now, where's my present?!

You're right, Joe.

You're going to get
it any minute now.

Rudy! It's time to magically
appear with the present!

Rudy: And here it is.

The hoovac 3000!

It's just what
you wanted, Joe.

Yeah. And I brought
penny over so she could
explain how to use it.

Good thinking, Rudy.

[Whispering]
You had me worried.

Come on, mom.

How could I lose
a vacuum cleaner?

"To program
the hoovac 3000

you must activate
the digi-chip via
the u.S.B. Program."

Joe: Ooh!

♪Escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
corazon ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪ay, no escucha mi boca ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪ay, no escucha mi boca ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪ oh, take a lookla boca ♪

♪escucha mi corazon
in chalkzone ♪

♪ay, no escucha mi boca ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪ Listen to my heart
in chalkzone ♪

♪escucha mi corazon,
corazon ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, chalkzone ♪
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