03x04 - Water, Water Everywhere/RV Having Fun Yet?/The Doofi/Lollypoppian Rhapsody

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalkzone ♪

Shh!

Woman: This is Terry boufant
repeating for the umpteenth time

our top story about
the terrible drought

that has rocked
minnidakota county.

Here in plainville,

people and animals are
really feeling the heat.

Oh, you could say that.

Terry: By now, nearly every
scientist and crackpot

has weighed in with a possible
solution to the drought.

I didn't know
principal stringent

lived out here!

I hope she
doesn't see us.

Get down.

Plainville's
own resident Indian

buggy geeshig thinks
he could make it rain.

If I had some gypsum
from the old quarry,

I could make a ceremony

and invite the rain
to come.

Invite the rain
to come?

Yes, but as you see,

I cannot go get
the gypsum myself.

If someone would
go to the quarry

and bring me some--

yes, well I'm sure
an engraved invitation

is all the rain is waiting for,

but until it receives one...

Principal stringent:
Rudy tabootie? Penny Sanchez!

Oh! Don't you kids
go playing around that quarry!

It's dangerous!

I'm calling
officer o'Larry on you!

Rudy: Are you sure
this is the place

that buggy the Indian
said to look?

Not Indian.
He's a native American.

Huh ah!

And his name
isn't buggy.

Ah! It's
bug o nay geeshig,

which means
"hole in the sky"

in the language
of his people.

Ah! Here's the gypsum
bug o nay says he needs.

Now let's go.

Officer o'Larry will
be here any minute.

Say, maybe we could
sneak out this way.

Why? Was that graffiti
drawn in chalk?

Some of it was,

and that means I can
make a portal into--

aaah!

Oowah!

Chalkzone.

Rudy!

Chalk water.

I must've
opened a portal

below the surface
of the waiten sea.

If I can erase
the portal, i--

aah! Oowah!

Oh, I can't
erase the portal.

That chalk water
will keep gushing

until it reaches
sea level in chalkzone!

Oh, that
could be days.

It'll flood
minnidakota county.

What are we gonna do?

There's only
one thing to do.

We needs lots and lots
of real-world water

to wash
the chalk water away.

Of course! Even though
this acts like water,

it's still
made out of chalk.

We'll fight
water with water.

Let's hope the rain

accepts bug o nay
geeshig's invitation.

Look out!

Am I seeing things?

Whoa! Ooh!

Dagnabit!

[Gurgling]

Bug: Rain, please come.

Rain, please come.

Rain, please come.
Rain, please come.

Native Americans never
claimed to make rain,

we just ask.

If the rain gods aren't
busy somewhere else,

maybe they'll honor
our request.

That's such a beautiful
philosophy.

I got it
off the Internet.

You surf the Internet?

Sure. Bring me that
wash tub, will you?

There aren't too many
of my people around
anymore

who remember how
to do these rituals,

so I improvise.

This round
we'll be combining

some of the practices

of my own tribe,
some hopi, some aztec,

and a new twist from
the bolgara tribe
of Australia.

You bring that gypsum?

Good. Now, I stand
in this washtub

to represent
a dry body of water.

Hold up this printout.

Ok, I say these words

and then throw the bark
into the fire.

♪ Oh wi hi-ya, oh wi hi-ya ♪

♪ oh wi hi-ya, oh wi hi-ya,
oh wi hi-ya ♪

Officer o'Larry:
♪ oh, Danny boy ♪

♪ the pipes,
the pipes are calling ♪

Oh, what
in the name of--

♪ ...when summer's
in the Meadow ♪

♪ or when the fields... ♪

Officer o'Larry!

What? How?

Top of the mornin'
to you!

Where's all this water
coming from?

Don't know, but it
sure feels good.

Don't do that!

It might be a sewage leak,

or--or...you get out
of there this instant.

You can't make me.

I'm not one
of your students.

Blah ha ha!

Oh! Ugh!

Bug: ♪ oh wi hi-ya,
mao wi hi-ya ♪

♪ oh wi hi-ya,
mao wi hi-ya ♪

Mr. Bullnerd? Mr. Bullnerd.

You know the quarry

that you plan to turn
into the new city dump?

Well, there's something
mighty strange going on.

You better get out here now.

What happens now?

Our little cloud
will rise

and meet a big sky cloud
and invite it to make rain!

But there aren't
any big sky clouds.

Hmm. Could be a problem.

Whoo hoo! Ha ha!

Hi, Bruno.
Hi, teach!

Ho ho!

Good gracious!
What's wrong with him?

He's lost
his marbles is what.

Come on. Let's
get him out of there.

Come on, now,
officer.

We're here
to help you.

[Laughing]

Mr. Bullnerd!

Ho, yeah!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yah!

[Sputtering]

I'll get you,
Horace wilter!

♪ You and whose army? ♪

[Gurgling]

♪ Mow wi Hana, mow wi Hana ♪

♪ mow wi Hana, mow wi... ♪

Tabootie. Tabootie.
Taboo--tabootie!

Mr. Tabootie, come quick.

There's trouble
at the old quarry.

Terry: This is Terry boufant
coming to you totally live

from the old quarry
in plainville.

Reports that a mysterious
source of water

has suddenly appeared
in the middle of a drought

have brought
the whole town out to see.

Come on in.
The water's--

we're cool,
and you're not!

Hey, come on, guys.

Is this any way

for responsible
adults to behave?

No.

No, you're right,
Joe...

But this is!

Hey!

Whoo hoo!

Joe!
Joe!

Hoo hoo! Hey,
come on in, girls.

Why not?

[Screaming]

People, people, please!

You're behaving like
a bunch of kids.

Millie, Millie,
put Joe down.

Councilman!
Bullnerd, really!

Terry: Principal stringent,

can you offer any explanation
of what's going on here?

First, this quarry
was filling up

with really weird water,

and now it's filling up
with weird people!

Uh, penny,
take a look at this.

This water seems
to have a kind of

fountain of youth effect

on anyone
who gets in it.

Take Mr. Wilter here.

Hello, principal
stringent.

He's changed.

Uh-oh.

No! No, no!

Stop! The hair!

[Screaming]

Ha ha!
Whee!

[Gurgling]

We've got to do
something fast!

The type is so light on this
I can barely read it.

Uh, birch bark, gypsum,

feather of crow, hair
of beard and moustache.

Hair of moustache?

I thought it said
hair of mouse!

That's why I put
the mouse fur in there.

Come on! There's
one small cloud in the sky!

[Laughing]

♪ Ho wi hi-ya, mao wi hi-ya ♪

♪ ho wi hi-ya, mao wi hi-ya,
ho wi hi-ya... ♪

[Laughing]

Mom!
Dad!

Mr. Wilter!
Mom!

I think you've had
enough fun for one day.

[Protesting]

Ugh! Ugh!

Dad! It looks like rain!

Oh, no!

We just got started.

Cool!
Cool!

Yes!
Yes!

Um, ahem,
you all know better

than to be playing around
in this here quarry.

It's dangerous.

Um, maybe instead of
turning this quarry

into a dump,
like Mr. Bullnerd
planned,

we could make it into
a real swimming hole.

One that wouldn't
be dangerous.

I think that idea
is...Great!

[Cheering]

Bug: ♪ way hi-ya wa,
yah way ya-ya ♪

♪ John Wayne's tea,
John Wayne's tea ♪

♪ way hi-ya wa,
way ya ya-wa ♪

♪ John Wayne's tea,
John Wayne's tea ♪

♪ hay ya wa-na,
hay ya wa-na ♪

♪ John Wayne's tea,
John Wayne's tea ♪

♪ John Wayne's tea ♪

[Humming]

♪ Can't wait to go,
I'm hot to trot ♪

♪ hope someone drives me
off this lot ♪

♪ can't wait to go ♪

Hey, hey, hey,
will you keep it down?

A customer's coming.

Say there, chump,
I mean champ,

heh heh,
where you going?

Who, me?
I am on my way

to a well-deserved
vacation:

A luxury cruise
to nowhere. See you!

Wa-wa-wa-wait.
Wait. Wait.

Why would you want to
get cooped up on a ship

when you could go
anywhere you want

in your very own rv?

But I already bought
this ticket here,

and I can't afford--

sure you can!

For this one-day
only sale,

I'll let
this baby go for...

Now, let's see...

This worthless
cruise ticket.

♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ oh, here we go ♪
hey!

♪ We're on vacation ♪

♪ we're leaving all
our nasty troubles behind ♪

♪ oh, here we go... ♪

Well, this is kind of comfy.

Ha ha. Maybe I lucked out.

Oh, that music could stand
some adjusting, though.

♪ Going on the road,
we're on vacation ♪

♪ we're on vacation ♪

♪ going on vacation, hey ♪

♪ we're on vacation,
and we're going down the road ♪

Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Huh?

What's wrong
with the radio?

♪ That's not the radio,
it's me, I'm afraid ♪

♪ I wanted you to hear
my vacation serenade ♪

Where are you
taking me, anyway?

Glad you asked!

♪ We're going on
a mythological mythstery tour ♪

♪ it's like a zoo
that we drive through ♪

♪ where mythological
creatures live ♪

Wow, I got to
hand it to you, rv,

this really is amazing.

♪ Mytho, mytho, mytho,
mythological creatures ♪

♪ look at those mytho, mytho,
mytho, mythological creatures ♪

♪ say! Will you look at
that medusa over there! ♪

♪ She's washing those snakes
right out of her hair ♪

Aah!

[Whinnying]

Ugh!
Aah!

Aah! Oh, no!

Here I come! Aah!

♪ Ooh, this is awful,
so sad, my bad ♪

♪ I'm gonna make it up to you ♪

♪ if it's the last thing
that I do ♪

♪ because I'm your
vacational advisor ♪

♪ right now I'm gonna take you
to the great soda geyser ♪

Old grapeful?

Hmm. It's just
an old bottle left over

from some giant's picnic.

What's so great about it?

♪ Just you wait,
just you wait ♪

♪ just you wait,
just you wait ♪

♪ just you wait, yes ♪

♪ yes, yes, yes ♪

♪ yes, yes ♪

♪ yes, yes, yes ♪

Aah!

♪ Oh, goodness,
oh, golly, oh, gee ♪

♪ come to me ♪

Aah!

Ugh!

Ok! Ugh, ugh,
that's it!

The vacation serenade
is finis.

Oh, I am so out of here.

♪ No, you can't go ♪

♪ my boss won't hear of it ♪

♪ I've got to show you
a good time ♪

Ok, caruso. Listen,

I've always wanted
to go deep sea diving.

Can you arrange that?

♪ You want it, you got it,
just stick with me ♪

♪ I'll take you to the bottom
of the waiten sea ♪

[Gurgling]

Well, I never!

We got to
get out of here.

Follow me, Gill.
Let's go.

[Chattering]

Aah!

Hiya, boss.

What? No! Not you!

♪ Going down the road,
we're on vacation ♪

♪ we're on vacation ♪

♪ going on vacation, yeah ♪

♪ we're going on the road,
we're on vacation ♪

It's not even
singing!
It's t*rture!

♪ We're on vacation ♪

Well, at least one of us

got the vacation
he deserves.

Ahh!

Boss: Where are
my headphones? Aah!

Rudy: Very funny, Reggie.

Penny: And very mature.

Hi! I am doofus Rudy!

I think I am
a great artiste,

but I'm really
just a doofus.

[Laughing]

And I am doofus penny.

I think i'm
a brilliant scientist,

but i'm
a big doofus, too.

[Laughing]

Mr. Bullnerd,
do I see cartoons

on my blackboard?

If Mr. Wilter erases
those drawings,

they'll end up in chalkzone
as complete doofuses.

I think the plural
of that is doofi.

Mr. Wilter: These are rude
and very insulting.

Uh, actually,
it's kind of nice.

Maybe it should stay
on the blackboard...

Forever?

Nonsense!

These cartoons
are history!

Uh...no,
they're not.

What the...?

Oh, boy! We're alive!
We're alive!

It's scientastical!

Whoa!

So, Picasso, you got
any magic chalk

like the real Rudy?

Doofus Rudy: Why, yeah,

I think I do
have magic chalk.

Hey, I ordered anchovies!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

A cry for help!

Now I can use
my magic chalk

to be
a great artiste.

Oh, I can draw anchovies
with my eyes open.

Huh, in this world,
people's feet

must be very, very
far away.

Rudy, pal, I'm so glad
you're here.

Listen, you got to
do something about
tweedle dum

and tweedle dumber
over there.

They're making a mess
out of everything!

Ha! The great artiste

will help you cross
the street, madam.

Aah! Leave me alone,
you goofy galoot!

Ha, I know.
My magic chalk

will draw
a traffic light.

Oh! This magic chalk
is busted.

Hey, slow down!

To the left!
To the left,

I'm telling you!

Ooh! Brrrr!

This new road
should help.

Quick! Help me warm up
bathtub granny.

Oh, I can feel my toes again.

Ah, the wonders
of thermodynamics.

Ugh...ugh...

But it would be
so super-duper

if you could give me
magic chalk lessons.

Then I could be
even more like you.

You're not like me.

There's no way for you
to use the magic chalk.

Only I can.

For my next experiment,

I shall demonstrate that a bird

will fall at the same speed
as a bowling ball.

Yow!

That's not how
the experiment goes.

It was performed
by Galileo

at the leaning tower--

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Say, I am now
going to prove

the theory
of revolution.

Duh, doofus penny,

you must be the smartest
person in the world.

And you have more talent
in your little pinky

than most others have
in their whole foot.

Mm-wah!

Mm-wah!

Mm-wah!

Doofus Rudy: Mm-wah!

Eew!

Ah, remember, they're
nothing like us.

Yeah. You really
are a genius.

And you have genuine
artistic talent.

Ok. Ew.

I have an idea.

Rudy: So, you want to be

a world-famous
artiste, right?

Oh, yeah! It is
my doofus destiny.

Here's an art studio
just for you.

Oh! Ho, ho boy!

Oh! Wow!

Marble and paint and brushes

and crayons and more
crayons and everything.

Ha ha! Thank you,
real Rudy!

Don't mention it.

And you want to be
a great scientist.

Correct, 10 to
the pickle squared.

Your very own science lab.

Ah! I'm labbergasted!

Now I can win
the cow bell prize!

That's nobel prize.
Nobel prize.

If there's no bell,
what good is it?

Snap: Rudy, you sure
this is a good idea?

[Singing gibberish]

♪ Da, da, da,
da, da, da, da ♪

Seems harmless.

Huh! Recess
is almost over.

We better
get back to school.

Duh, hello,
doofus penny.

Are you being
scientifical?

Ha ha! I just
constructed

the first ever perpetual
motion machine.

Have you made
many masterpieces?

Ha ha! You bet! 40!

I guess you can say
I'm all thumbs.

Hey, it would be
even more fun

if we did
something together.

Huh! We could combine
your genius for art

and my genius for science!

Snap: Who'd have thought
a drawing of you

would be such
a pain in the--

well, you know what.

Rudy, old pal,

I am so glad
you're not a doofus.

Gee, thanks, snap.

Well, I hope we heard
the last of...

Those doofi.

Come on, we've
got to get Reggie

to do one more drawing.

Duh! That was fun!

Duh...what to try next...

The probabilities
are endless.

[Laughing]

Boy: Hello!
I am responsible Reggie,

and we're going to be
very responsible, aren't we?

Oh, doofi, meet your
new baby-sitter.

Doofus penny:
It's scientastical!

Oowa oowa oowa oowa.

Oowa oowa oowa oowa!

♪ Boom tikka makka tikki
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mikka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikka wow ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow ♪

♪ pikka tikka pikka tikka
pikka tikka pikka tikka ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
wow wow wow ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow wow ♪

♪ ooh wah ooh ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikki wow ♪

♪ pow pikka tikki tikki
mikki mikki wow ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikka makka tikka ♪

♪ mooka tikka makka tikka
whaka tikka makka tikka ♪

♪ ooh ♪

♪ wah ooh ♪

♪ chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪