03x08 - Indecent Exposure/My Big Fat Chalk Wedding/Rap-A-Present/Greetings from Greenland

[bunniefuu]

♪ Chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalkzone ♪

Woman: This is Teri bouffant

coming to you from plainville

where a certain boy
named Rudy tabootie

is sitting on
a super-big secret--

an alternative universe

made completely of chalk.

A year ago, the town
of plainville was terrorized

by hideous hair-devouring
chalk monsters

called wiggies.

[Slurp]

Over here, wiggies!

You want a piece of me?!

Teri: Some claimed the wiggies
were from Greenland,

but before this could
be verified,

tabootie led the creatures
into his house...

Where they mysteriously
disappeared.

Where did they go?

Tabootie won't say.

Look, they ate the fur
coat and left, ok?

Now leave me alone!

Meanwhile, tabootie's
classmates report a visit

from a foreign exchange student

with strange
two-dimensional powers.

His origin?

Um...
Greenland!

Teri: His name?

Snap white.

Teri: Combine this with
teacher Horace wilter's

report of vandals who
broke into his school

through the blackboard...

Huh?

Teri: And developer
Vinnie raton's claims

about a window into
a world of chalk...

Oh, no, they're
aren't drawings.

They're real--
it was a real place,

made up of--of--of--
of chalk!

Teri: And a strange
pattern emerges.

Why chalk?

Why Rudy tabootie?

Why Greenland?

These and other questions
will be answered

in the coming weeks

if you keep your eye on
"minnie Dakota: Down and dirty."

So, Mr. Riviera,

is that down
and dirty enough

for "minnie Dakota:
Down and dirty?"

What a bunch of
bull dandruff.

Right, flunke?

Correct-amundo, Jerry.

What?!

[Chuckles]

No wonder your station
wouldn't run it.

Look, if you want to
move on up to my show,

you gotta do better than
kids' schoolyard stories.

Say "correct-amundo,"
flunke.

Correct-amundo, Jerry.

But the wiggies!

Could have been sewer rats.

What about wilter?

Raton?

Nutcases--

both of them.

Ha ha.

You didn't
even interview
the key player.

Tabootie!

He stonewalled me!

Not tabootie!

The exchange student
from Greenland.

The what's his name?

Snap white.

Yeah, snap.

This kid is your
real story.

Get this snap kid
to come on our show

and do his magic
2-d stuff or whatever.

Then maybe
you'll be ready

for the big time,
bouffant.

I've got to
find that kid!

Hey, Rudy, look!

I actually
managed to train

one of these little
hair suckers.

Roll over, wiggums.

Good, wiggums!

Snap, come up here.
We need to talk!

What's up,
bucko?

[Panting]

Wiggums, no!

Ah!

Down, wiggums!

Bad wiggums.

Uh, snap,

penny and I are
gonna have to

keep out of
chalkzone for awhile.

Keep out of chalkzone?!

Why?

There's this weird
news reporter

who's tailing us
everywhere.

[Coughing]

Where are you going, penny?

Could it be to visit
snap white?

For the last time,

I don't know
any snap white,

Ms. Bouffant.

Well, then,

maybe you're going
to the world of chalk!

Maybe we'll
just tag along.

[Sighs]

I have no idea what
you're talking about!

I'm on my way
to do my homework.

You're welcome to help.

I'm sure you're a whiz
at trigonometry.

Oh, little brat!

We've got to
find tabootie.

You check the gym,

I'll check
the halls again.

I totally
understand,
bucko.

Better lay low
till this thing
blows over.

[Slurp]

Right!

Now, I better close
this portal before...

[Gasps]

[Knob rattles]

Oh! Oh, no!

Where are all
the erasers?

[Coughing]

Clean the erasers!

I do not even use
the doggone chalkboard!

[Coughing]

[Grunting]

Hello?

Anybody here?

I'll just leave a note
for the chalk boy.

Snap: Rudy! Psst!

You all right?

No!

Don't touch
that map!

What is going on
in there?

[Grunting]

Ooh!

Phew!

Snap white,
I presume.

Oh, why,
hello there!

Ha ha ha.

Who does your hair?

Listen, I'd love to stay,

but I gotta catch
a bus to Greenland.

Get off of me,
you big lummox!

I refuse to be treated
like a doormat.

Snap!

Rudy: Hey!

Get off my friend!

[Laughing]

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't fold the material!

Oh, brother!

I just had myself
dry-cleaned.

[Muffled]
Rudy!

[Laughing]

I knew that origami
class would pay off.

[Tires squeal]

No! Snap!

[Jerry laughing]

I gotta hand it
to you, bouffant.

This blue kid sure does

some nifty
two-dimensional tricks.

Ha ha!

He's gonna
make a fabulous
opening segment

for tonight's show!

Him?!

What about my
world of chalk
investigation?

Still a bunch of
bull dandruff, bouffant.

All you've got is
a performing freak.

Good job, white!

Take a break, kid.

You're on
in a half an hour.

That's not fair!

Isn't this a riot,
bouffant?

Oh, boy, they think
I'm just a clown.

I get to be
a TV star--

thanks to you!

Maybe if I go back over
the evidence with him

he'd change his mind.

Where's my pen?

Ok, we begin
at the beginning.

I mean, if i'd
known there was

no danger of you--

whoa!

Don't write with
that messy old chalk!

[Gasping]

What the--

no!

Whoa!

Whoa!

I was right!

It is real!

No, no,
no, no, no!

It's all
an illusion.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Pay no attention to

that world beyond
the chalkboard.

Ha ha ha!

I'll be seeing you later,
blue boy!

[Laughing]

Hoi calloi!

Rudy!

Oh, my gosh!

They're putting
snap on TV!

I'm gonna get in there
and rescue him.

Rudy!

Snap! You got away!

Yeah!

But bouffant...
Magic chalk...

Report saw...Tv...

Live from
chalkzone...

Oh, no!

She's got
the magic chalk!

We have to find
that portal.

One minute, Jerry.

Oh, you're here.
Good.

Where's
the blue kid?

He's in here.

What?!

This is the entrance to
that magical chalk world.

Ok...

5, 4, 3...

Bouffant, if this is
a fake, I'm gonna!

1!

Hello!

And welcome to...

All: "Minnie Dakota:
Down and dirty!"

We've got
an extra-special
show tonight...

I hope.

Are you sure

this is where she
opened the portal?

Posilutely, bucko.

She must have moved
the chalkboard.

Oh, of course!

She took it
to the TV studio.

Which way is that?

But it wasn't until I
found this magic chalk

that I was able to open
the chalk world myself.

Watch.

Man: Hey,
where is she...

[Gasps]

Hello, minnie Dakota!

Are you ready for
some magic there?

The incredible
disappearing newscaster!

All: Ooh!

Hello, Ms. Bouffant.

Tabootie!

You're gonna give me
that magic chalk.

I don't think so!

I think so!

♪ Whap dop be-dop ♪

♪ whap a-Dee do-bop
a-do bah ♪

[Clamoring]

[Bouffant screams]

Stop! Stop!

There's the signal!

We now return yous

to your regularly
scheduled program.

Hmm.

[Cheering]

[Laughter and applause]

Ha ha ha ha!

Pretty good, bouffant.

Got any other magical
hair removal methods?

[Laughter]

[Screams]

Well, that was one
hair-raising episode of...

"Minnie Dakota:
Down and dirty!"

[Screaming]

My god!
My hairdresser!

Oh!

Snap: Good, wiggums!

Oh, boo hoo!

♪ Diving over a moon ♪

♪ swinging up on a star ♪

♪ everywhere that you-- ♪

Hey, what's wrong,
little girl?

[Sniffles]

My art project broke.

And it will never,
ever, never work again.

[Sobbing]

[Wailing]

Ah! Don't worry.

All is not lost.

There. See?

Good as new.

And more colorful.

Wow!

Now it's better, better,
double better.

Know why?

Uh, why?

'Cause we
made it together--

you and me.

Just like a mommy
and a daddy.

Yeah, well, uh...

You really did it.

I just helped.

Whoa!

[Giggles]
[Bell rings]

There's the bell.
Gotta go!

Hmm.

All right, everyone!

Settle down!

And it'll be
the happiest
day of my life.

Here's my papa,

and here's my mama.

Here's my mean
brother jumbo,

and here's all my family!

Here's a preacher man,

and here's me!

Where's your
husband to be?

He's right chere.

Ok, class,

let's get
started.

[Giggling]

Snap: Hey, Rudy!

So, you ready for a trip
to chalklantis, bucko?

You bet!

Boy, snap.

You wouldn't believe
what happened this morning.

There was this little girl
on the playground

who was crying
her heart out

because she broke
her art project.

Is that him,
Bobby sue?

That's him,
papa.

That's my betrothed.

My one true love!

[Laughing]

Well, ok then.

Let's get him!

And out of nowhere,

she got this
big crush on me.

Man: Hold it, Sonny!

Hiya, cuz!

He's cute!
Kind of scrawny.

[All talking]

He's cute!

Ow! Hey!
Watch it!

Get off!
What are you--

I want to know

what your
intentions
are, boy.

Uh, intentions?

Our intentions

are to go to
the lost continent

of chalklantis.

Nobody's
talking to you.

Jumbo schwatt,

you put that
blue fellow down!

You'll get used to your
new brother-in-law.

He's just a tad
high-strung.

This your
best man?

Both: Best man?

Why, sure,
sweetie.

You gotta have
a best man

if we're gonna
have an old-
fashioned wedding.

Uh, I think there's
been some mistake.

Oof.

All: Mistake?!

Nobody makes that
kind of mistake

with the schwatt clan.

You're coming with us!

To the chapel!

Ow!

We need something old,

something new,
something borrowed,

and something blue.

How's about him?

He's blue!

Hands off, bub!

I'm no wedding prop.

Schwatts: ♪ we're going
to the chapel ♪

♪ to marry off our cutie ♪

♪ Bobby sue is
gonna be married... ♪

Rudy, use
the magic chalk

and get us
out of here.

I will, snap.

I just want to
find a gentle way

to let Bobby sue down.

After all, I don't want
to be a heartbreaker.

Uh, bucko?

I think you better start
breaking some hearts.

♪ Going to the chapel... ♪

[Boing]

[Clucking]

The groom and the best man

just flew away!

Oof!

Oh, you better
wrap this up, Rudy.

The schwatts are
coming back for you.

Wrap it up?

That's a good idea.

After all,

what would a wedding
be without presents?

Now, that's
what I call
a wedding gift.

It'll take 'em hours
to get out of there.

Yeah.

And by then, I'll
be safely back home

where I can wait till
this whole thing blows--

oh!
♪ going to the chapel ♪

♪ to get Bobby... ♪

All right!

That's about
enough of your
fancy chalk tricks.

Nobody leaves
my baby sister

at the altar.

♪ We're going to the chapel ♪

♪ to marry off our cutie ♪

♪ Bobby sue is gonna be
married to tabootie ♪

[Bell ringing]

["Here comes the bride" plays]

[Sobbing]

Dearly beloved,

we are drawn here today

to join Bobby sue schwatt

and Rudy tabootie
in chalky matrimony.

If there be anyone
who objects

to the union of these two,

let them speak now
or forever shut their traps.

Snap: I object!

[Gasps]

This wedding
can't take place

because, uh, well,

Rudy here promised
to marry me!

[Gasps]

You promised to marry
your best man?

Ew!

I also object!

Rudy tabootie
promised to marry me!

Hey, he proposed
to me last week!

He's my fiancee!

We're engaged!

He promised
himself to me!

[Dog howling]

How dare you--

1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6, 7--

8-time me like this?!

I'll never be
Mrs. Tabootie!

I want nothing
to do with you

ever, never,
never again!

[Screaming gibberish]

Come back, darling!

Phew!

That was close one.

Whoa!

Well, bucko,

I guess we'll have
to do chalklantis

another time.

Yeah.

Now I just hope
the real Bobby sue

doesn't att*ck me
on the way home.

[Bell ringing]

I found you!

You thought you
could hide from me,

but I found you!

No!

I do not want to
play with you,

small child girl!

Leave me alone!

I really like
your tie.

Will you teach me
how to tie a tie?

And then I'll tie it
for you in the mornings!

You're just acting all mean.

[Both yelling]

Phew!

He's cute!
Kind of scrawny!

Doh!

Oop!

Ow!

Hey, snap!

You want to play
ping pong?

Sorry, blocky!
Not today.

I got a date
with rapsheeba.

Ooh!

A date with rapsheeba!

Are you gonna get
her a present?

Ooh!
Yeah! A pre--

hey, a present.

Say, that's not
a bad idea.

But what to get?

Wild flowers!

Hey, that would make
the perfect gift!

Ok, I'll take
some of these

and some of these

and some of these.

Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

Who said that?

Down here!

Stop picking
us flowers,

or we'll start
picking on you!

Ha ha ha!

What are you gonna do,
dandelion,

blow seeds on me?

All right,
that's it!

Let's get him, boys!

[Roars]

Yikes!
A tiger Lily!

[Roars]

[Roaring]

A snapdragon!

Yikes!

These really
are wild flowers!

[Whimpering]

[Roaring]

Hmm. A box of
chocolates might be nice.

May I help you
find something?

Yeah, I'd like to
see a chocolate box.

Certainly.

Right this way.

Whoa!

[Grunting]

[Ding ding]

And in this corner,

wearing blue, we have
our new challenger.

Who, me?

All right, bluey,
put 'em up!

Whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!

I wanted a box
of chocolates.

Ha ha! Not boxing
chocolates.

Yeah, that's what
they all say!

Oh!

Whoa!

Oof!

My turn,
my turn!

[All yelling]

I gotta get
out of here.

Oh, it's too
late for that.

[Screaming]

[Panting]

What's the matter,
blue boy?

Afraid of breaking
my heart?

No.

I'm afraid of
breaking my heart.

Also my
kidneys, spleen,

lungs, and other
vital organs.

Come back and fight
like a chocolate.

Hyah! Hyah!

I need to find rapsheeba
something harmless,

you know, like
a greeting card.

Owly, I need a card
for a friend.

Who? Who?

Many cards
I have for you.

I need something
nice and cheery.

Nice and cheery.
Whoo, whoo!

This might do.

Take a look and see.
Great!

I'll take it!

Hey, rapsheeba!

I got you
a little something.

Oh, snap, my man!

You shouldn't have!

Hiya, how you doing?
Hello! Looking swell!

Looking good,
looking great!

Love your hair,
love that smile!

Hey, what did you
do to your hair?!

Snap, you really
shouldn't have.

Hey, love that smile!

Sunny day!
Great to see you!

Whoa!

Oh, no.

I'm sorry,
rapsheeba.

I wanted to get you
a special present.

Getting me a gift
was a sweet idea, snap,

but I'm happy just to
have you here with me.

Really?
Yeah!

Come on!

Let's join the fun!

Card: Hi!
Hello! Howdy!

Hey, welcome! Sure is
nice weather today.

Good to see you!

Hi, hello, howdy!

Hey there--whoa! Ouch!

♪ Greetings from Greenland ♪

♪ having a wonderful time ♪

♪ wish you were,
wish you were here ♪

♪ greetings from Greenland ♪

♪ greetings from Greenland ♪

♪ vacations are so fun ♪

♪ Greenland's the one ♪

♪ a chalkzone of fun ♪

♪ come to Greenland ♪

♪ Greenland ♪

♪ oh, Greenland ♪

♪ Greenland ♪

♪ Greenland ♪

♪ oh, Greenland ♪

♪ Greenland ♪

♪ Greenland ♪

♪ oh, Greenland ♪

♪ greetings from Greenland ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalkzone ♪