04x02 - School of Destruction/Family Von Snap/Knight Plight/Earthmover

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

- I have it.

Here's your ring, Mr. Bombast.

- Oh, thanks, doctor.

I can't tell you
how worried I was.

You're a very naughty boy, Iggy,
stealing daddy's ring like that.

- Now don't shake
your finger too close,

or you might lose
your ring again.

- Right.
What can I do to repay you?

Would you like these
backstage passes to
my show tonight?

- That's very kind,
but I promised my daughter

I would take her and her friend
to some silly rock concert

in orangeapolis
at the sports arena.

- Mom, we have to leave now

if we're going to pick up Rudy

and be on time to see--

Betty bombast?

- ♪ Come on, children,
cr*ck those books ♪

♪ cr*ck them, whack them ♪

♪ mangle and att*ck them ♪

♪ come on, children,
cr*ck those books ♪

♪ cr*ck those books ♪

- Ha ha ha!

Those guys in
school of destruction

are so out there! Ha ha ha!

- ♪ cr*ck those books ♪

- "cr*ck those books" was
the first of a string of hits

for lead singer Betty bombast

and his band
school of destruction.

- ♪ Just say yes ♪

- ♪ to recess ♪

- ♪just say yes ♪

- ♪to recess ♪

- Including their latest
smash hit, "Mr. Board."

- ♪ Mister board ♪

- ♪a blank for all occasions ♪

- ♪mister board ♪

- ♪ look out,
he has all equations ♪

- ♪mister board ♪

- ♪children... ♪

- Rudy!

Do you think that
you could turn the volume

to merely thunderous?

Good heavens, what's that?

- It's school of destruction

doing one
of their crazy routines.

- That's what Dr. Sanchez

is taking you and penny
to see tonight?

- Yeah! I can't wait!

- Oh, she's braver than I am.

- She's just never
heard their music.

- What's that?

- Oh, nothing.

- Well, after all your studying,

you and penny deserve
a little reward.

At least I think you do.

Where is
your report card anyway?

You were supposed
to bring it home today.

[Doorbell]

- They're here! Time to go!

- Rudy, you won't believe it!

This morning Betty bombast
brought his pet iguana

to my mom for treatment!

- Betty bombast? At your house?

And you didn't call me?!

- There wasn't time. But listen,

in gratitude for mom
saving his lizard,

Betty gave us backstage passes
for tonight!

[Cheering]

- Penita, please!

- Save your histrionics
for the concert.

- School of destruction!

Score!

- What's this?

It looks like
some young man's report card.

Aah!

Rudy! Straight cs?

Young man, we had an agreement.

You could only
go to this concert

if you raised your grades.

- I know, but--

- no "buts"!

You won't be attending

the school of destruction
concert tonight.

- But, mom!

- Rudy, a deal is a deal.

And this deal is off.

- No!!

- I hope Rudy will be ok.

- Oh, he'll be fine
after a little rest.

And studying!

- I'm so sorry you can't see
the concert tonight, Rudy.

- Oh, I'll see it, all right.

- What?

- Take this with you.

Hold it up every chance you get.

- I'll go into chalkzone
and find you.

- Rudy, are you serious?

- Yes. I'm going
to see that concert

if it's the last thing I do.

- Excuse us.
- We're going--

- heads up.
- Right, right.

- My goodness, I had no idea
it took so many people

to put one of these--aah!

- You must be the lizard lady.

- Yeah, it turns out Iggy
didn't have a goiter at all.

It was just my ring lodged
in his throat, you know.

Doctor s. Got it out.
Saved old Iggy's life she did.

- Let's give it up
for school of destruction.

- Oops, it's show time.

Doctor Sanchez, do you mind
keeping an eye on Iggy for me?

- Oh, why, I...

- Thanks a lot.

Now penny, you and your mom

better get down
into the v.I.P. Pit, ok?

- The v.I.P. Pit?

- Oh, wow,

that's the best seat
in the house!

Come on, mom!

- You go ahead, penita.
I watch from here.

Aah!

- I'm in love with your glasses,
lizard lady.

- Huh? Iggy! Come back!

- Wow, bucko,
I've never seen

a real world
rock concert before.

I can't wait!

- Me neither!

And I think that's
our box seat right up there!

- ♪ Just say yes ♪

♪ to recess ♪

♪ just say yes ♪

♪to recess ♪

- Rudy, you made it!

- Yeah! Turn us around
so we can see!

- ♪Recess, recess, yes ♪

♪ come on, children,
cr*ck those books ♪

♪ cr*ck them, whack them,
mangle and att*ck them ♪

- Oh, there you are, Iggy.

Aah!

Oh!

- ♪Come on, children,
cr*ck those books ♪

♪ cr*ck them, whack them,
mangle and att*ck them ♪

♪ come on, children,
cr*ck those books ♪

♪ cr*ck those books ♪

[School bell]

- And now, kiddies,
I think it's time

for a visit from Mr. Board.

- Iggy!

- ♪ Mister board ♪

- ♪ no one is as stiff ♪

- ♪like mister board ♪

- Aah!

- I have you now.

Iggy!

[Laughing]

- ♪ Mister board ♪

- ♪ he could jolly use a lift ♪

- ♪ mister board ♪

[Singing]

- Whoa! Ugh!

- ♪ Mister board ♪

What's this, then?

- Hiya, Betty.

Whoa!

- Oh, look here.

We've got a blue interloper
lurking below the stage.

- Oh, no!

- What shall we do with him,
schoolmates?

- Whoa!

- ♪ Teach him a lesson
he'll never forget ♪

♪ one little fish
that I caught in my net ♪

♪ you'll learn really soon
you're no teacher's pet ♪

- Mom!

- ♪ I'm going
to teach you a lesson ♪

♪ you'll never forget ♪

- I've got to save snap!
But how?

- Yow!

Yow!

Thank you, thank you.

- Unhand my friend,
Betty bombast!

- What?

- Ow!

Whoa!

[Rudy and Betty straining]

- Unh!
- Ugh!

- Aah!

- Fantastic!

- Aah!

- Rock'n'roll, man!

Yeah! Look at me!

- Ohh.

- You sure you don't
want to go back

to do an encore, Rudy?

That was so fun!

- No way. I never should have--

- oh, Rudy!

Come down here this instant.

- Uh-oh. I better go.

- They're about to show
some of the concert on the news.

- Uh, they are?

- Yup. And we figured

since you've been
studying all night,

you should at least be able

to see a little bit
of what you missed.

- No, I better
get back to the books.

- Tonight at the big
school of destruction concert,

even a few lucky fans
got into the act.

- Rudy!

- Are you that lucky fan?

- I wouldn't say "lucky."

- You deliberately disobeyed me.

- Rudy tabootie!

You are grounded
until...College!

[Doorbell]

Now who could that be?

- Sorry it's so late,
Mr. Tabootie.

- But Betty insisted.

- Oh, hello, Mr. and Mrs. T.

We--i mean,
my mates and me,

we just wanted
to thank your son Rudy

for helping to make
tonight's concert

one of our best ever!

We'd like him to do his
chalkboard stunts again

for our new concert video.

With your permission,
of course.

Stunts like that could
make him world-famous!

- World-famous?

- Oh, I don't know.

I mean,
he wasn't supposed to--

- this could be some kind
of big break for Rudy, Millie.

Maybe we should--

- thanks for the offer,
Mr. Bombast,

but I won't be able
to help with your video.

- You won't?

- I disobeyed my parents
to go to your concert.

I shouldn't be
rewarded for that.

Besides, I've got
a lot of studying to do.

- Really?

- Are you feeling
all right, son?

- Oh, I can dig it, man.

- If I had cracked the books
for real when I was your age,

I wouldn't be what I am today.

- You mean
a millionaire rock star?

- I mean being a smart-aleck
instead of actually being smart.

You stick to your g*ns, Rudy.

- Quick thinking, Rudy.

- Yeah, it would have been fun.

But if I did those
tricks for their video,

they'd have found out
about chalkzone.

- Are we still on for Thursday,
lizard lady?

I've got a sick puppy.
See you then.

- Rock'n'roll, man!

[Rumbling]

- Hyah, get along there,

little facial parts.

Get along now, hyah!

Get along there, hyah--oof!

- Rudy!

Make sure you tidy up
your disgusting, sloppy room.

- I hear you, mom!
I'm on it, ok?

Sheesh.

- Ow!

- Snap? Where are you?

- Down here, bucko.

- Oh, gee, sorry.

- No problemo.

Hey, what's with

the paper chase?

-Oh, my mom says either
I have to find someplace

to store my old drawings
or she will.

In the garbage can!

- What? These are all
tabootie originals?

- Yeah, and there's no way
I'm throwing them out.

- Well, of course not.

- So I thought
I'd file them in chalkzone.

- Hey, that's a great idea.

The Rudy tabootie archives.

I can be the curator.

People will come
from miles around,

and I'll say, "why, yes,
I'll be glad to show you

"some early tabooties.

"There's a crude drawing
of our lady of the bathtub.

Here's a very early
depiction of moi."

Not bad, I might add.

And here's--whoa!

Who is this?

- Huh? Oh, that's just
the family Von snap.

They're nothing special,
just some early characters i--

- nothing special?

They look like me!

Is this my family, Rudy?

- Well, sort of.
Distant cousins.

Nothing to get--

- hoy kalloy!

This is amazitudenous!

The family I never had.

Were they erased
into chalkzone, too?

- Um...well...

- They were!

- I can tell by the way
you're stammeratating.

- Look, I put on
a sort of chalk talk show

when I was 6, ok?
And they were in it.

Really, snap, you don't
want to meet these people.

They're--

- my cousins! My kin!

Where are they?

You've got to take me to them!

- I don't know.

They could be
anywhere in chalk--

- snappleasia.

Snappleasia is where that
Von snap family settled down,

up there in the hills.

Met them last year
when I was up there

looking for some
down-home bunion remedies.

- [Bird calls]

- Bucko, you've got
to take me to meet my kin!

- All right.

But don't say
I didn't warn you.

[Banjo playing]

- Oh, man, it's going to be
great to have a family.

Picnics, holidays,
reunions, squabbles,

skeletons in the closet,

bitter rivalries--ooh!

There it is!

Home!

Doesn't that have
a beautiful ring to it?

- Maybe, but they might not be--

- Rudy, listen,
when we go over there,

you think you could drop

that whole, you know,
great creator thing?

At least till
I get to know them?

I mean, I want them to fall
in love with me for who I am.

And, you know, if you're there
as their creator,

I mean, you're going
to completely overshadow--

- I'll go as Randy tobandie, ok?

- Oh, you're a pal, Rudy!

I mean, Randy.

Come on!

I bet they're going to be

excited as all get out
to meet moi, and--

oh, uh, hello.

- I heard knocking.
Who is doing this?

- Oh, ha ha ha!
That would be me,

your long-lost
cousin snap.

- Ooh! Snap?

Girls! Greta, marta, liesl,
come quickly!

Our cousin snap
has finally arrived!

[Girls squealing]

- Oh, yeah, well, hello.
I'm glad to meet you, too.

This is my pal, Rudy--

uh, Randy tobandie.

- Well, hello there, tobandie.

- Howdy doo,
it is gratified to be here

for such a historic reunion.

- Historic is right.

At long last,
our cousin snap has come.

Just as our creator
Rudy tabootie intended.

- [Heavenly choir]

- And now, also as Rudy
our creator intended,

snap can get busy
doing the chores.

- Huh?

What do you mean,
doing the chores?

- As our great creator decreed,
you must do our chores

if you want to be
a good family member.

- ♪ Here's a sponge
and here's your brush ♪

♪ snap is doing
the chores, chores ♪

♪ and here's 4 years
of dishes to wash ♪

♪ snap is doing the chores ♪

♪ snap is doing them,
snap is doing them ♪

[Singing]

- You're cute.

- Oh, I love your moustache.

- At last the glorious
snap-doing-chores day
has arrived!

- Yeah, our creator
was wise to provide us

with a snap who
could do the chores.

We had so much to do.

- Oh, maybe he was
just some dopey kid

making up silly stories

because he didn't
want to do his chores.

[All gasp]

- Mr. Tobandie!

How can you speak
of Rudy tabootie like that?

- Ok, the dishes are done.

Now maybe we can
spend a little quality
family time--ugh!

- ♪ Scrub our floors
and sweep our digs ♪

♪ snap is doing
the chores, chores ♪

♪ shave the trees ♪

- Shave us! Shave us!

- ♪And paint the pigs ♪

- [Squealing]

- ♪Snap is doing the chores ♪

♪snap is doing them,
snap is doing them ♪

- Would you like
a little help, Mr. Snap?

- No, no, I want to be
a good family member.

- Whoa!

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪snap is doing
the chores, chores ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪snap is doing the chores ♪

♪snap is doing them,
snap is doing them ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ I wonder how much
he can take ♪

- ♪ snap is doing
the chores, chores ♪

- ♪ let's watch him
milk a poison snake ♪

- What?!

- [Hissing]

- Um...

- Hold it!!

This has gone far enough.

- Who are you?

- My name is Rudy tabootie.

- [All gasp]

- Ugh, get up, get up.

You people are living out
a 6-year-old fantasy.

It's time you grew up
and started doing
your own chores.

- It is?

- The great creator has spoken.

- Oh, ja, right.

Grow up and do chores.

- Ja.
- Ja, sure.

- Ja.

- And now,

I have important creative
business to attend to.

You coming, snap?

- Sure, bucko.
But I'll be coming back

to visit you Von snaps again.

Just one thing
before I get here,

do you think you could

tidy the place up
a little bit here?

- Oh, ja!

[All talking]

- Now I can see why you
never wanted to revisit

those old creations
of yours, Rudy.

They were weird!

- Yeah, but they made me
realize one thing.

- Rudy! Dinnertime!

- I've got
a pretty cushy life.

Coming, mom!

Need any help
setting the table?

- Shave us! Shave us!

- Mm-mm-mm! Jingle belly soda!

My favorite!

Ugh! Hoy kalloy!

I need a cup!

Ow!

Hey, perfect timing.

Got anything else
medieval up there?

Yow!

- Ooh, methinks
we have materialized

somewhere agreeable.

What say you, sir dance a lot?

- I'm in agreement,
sir glance a lot.

And you, sir cramps a lot?

- Ugh! Indeed.

Unh! We must locate
the grail at once.

- Hey!

Watch where
you're landing there.

You're lucky
this didn't spill.

- Huzzah! This blue knight
has found the holy grail!

- Give it here.
The grail is rightfully ours.

- What do you mean, yours?
Finder's keepers.

This is my fancy cup.

- Hey! Unh! Give us the grail!

Ugh! Or know the wrath

of the knights
of the round table!

- Charge!

- Oh, I say!

- This way!

- No, that way!

- [Burps]

You guys ain't too coordinated,
are you?

- Alas! We are doomed to sit
at this table forever,

unless we drink from the grail.

- Well, why didn't you say so?

Oof!

- I brought a pot for you

to soak your big toe in,
Hermione.

- Ha ha!

Oh, what a beautiful
toe-soaking cup, cornwall.

I will be your bride.

- Ha! Untoe that grail!

- [Straining]

- Hey! Go soak
your own girlfriend's toe!

- Scoundrel!

- Unh! Release the grail!

- Charge!

- Oh, no!

- Why, I ought to--

- Aah!

- My fellow knights,
I fear our quest has failed.

Ohh.

But wait!

- Huzzah!

- Sir snap a lot
returns victorious!

- Here you go, fellows--aah!

Ok, my grail-chasing days
are over.

Here's your fancy cup.

- [Knights gasp]

- And here's a beverage
of my choice.

So long, fellows.

Hope you have
a long and happy life.

- Ahh. At long last.

- We can sip from the grail

and finally get up
from the table.

- Let me try.

Oh, blast!

- Allow me, gentlemen.

I can't do it,
I can't--ugh!

- Double blast yourself!

- My side! My side!

- Watch your elbow,
that hurts!

Ow! Pity! Get that
out of my eye!

- Huzzah!

- ♪I am an earthmover mover ♪

♪ I am an earthmover mover ♪

♪ and you know I've got ♪

♪ an awful lot
of earth to move ♪

♪ earthmover, earthmover ♪

♪ I've made mountains stir ♪

♪ but I've still got
some points to prove ♪

♪ watch me move! ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

[Guitar riff]

- ♪ Whoo! ♪

- ♪ You know what I've got ♪

♪ you know I've got a lot ♪

♪ I've got to keep on moving ♪

♪ got to choose my sh*t ♪

♪ because you know I've got ♪

♪ an awful lot
of earth to move ♪

- ♪ earthmover, yeah! ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalkzone ♪