04x09 - Snap vs. Boorat/Calling Dr. Memory/Snapsody in Blue/Let's Go Wandering

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ChalkZone". Aired: March 22, 2002 – August 23, 2008.*
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Follows Rudy Tabootie, an elementary school student who discovers a box of magic chalk that allows him to draw portals into the ChalkZone, an alternate dimension where everything ever drawn on a blackboard and erased turns to life.
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04x09 - Snap vs. Boorat/Calling Dr. Memory/Snapsody in Blue/Let's Go Wandering

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♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk♪

♪ the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got
the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's
got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's
got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
the chalk, the chalk,
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

Man on radio: Today
at the national zoo...

Penny: Rudy! Are you coming

to the big tall doll
ball or not?

Sure, sure, penny.
I'll be right up.

I just have to spray
fixative on this werewolf

so the chalk won't
run or smudge.

I'm afraid the ball
will be over

by the time we get
into chalkzone,

and I'd hate
to miss it.

It's one of chalkzone's
unique anthropological
events.

I know, I know.
I promised.

So we'll go and--
and look!

This is Terry bouffant,
coming to you live

from the grand opening
of the new strip mall

in lake hockepockenock.

Miss bouffant's
really come down in the world

since her appearance
on "minnie Dakota:
Down and dirty."

Yeah. She stole
my magic chalk

and went on that
sleazy expose show

to expose the existence
of chalkzone.

But we pulled
a fast one on her

when we introduced her
to the hair-eating wiggy.

Rudy, voice-over: Hmm.
I guess her station
downsized her after that.

Aaah!

Yesterday I saw her reporting

on the dedication
of a manhole cover.

Ok. This guy's
not going anywhere,

but we are.

Come on. Let's go
have a doll ball.

Isn't that
just beautiful?

This is Terry bouffant,

bringing you
the small-town report.

Ugh. Small-town report.

I should be
in the big time.

You and me both,
bouffant.

Vinnie raton?
What are you
doing here?

This is my
strip mall--

the small-time stuff
that I'm spending
my time on

when I should be
making a fortune

promoting that
world of chalk

that you and I
both know exists.

So you still
believe in it, too?

Believe in it?
Come on!

I've been there!

Same here, and I've
been investigating.

Look.

[Gasp]

I've been working
this "world of chalk"
story for months,

from every angle--

tabootie,
the blue kid snap,

penny Sanchez,
Dr. Von doctor.

Wow. You really are
obsessed.

Now get this.

I think that
the world of chalk

is populated by things
that are drawn in this world

and then erased.

That would
explain everything!

It does! It does!

Let me show you
my evidence.

Right this way, milady.

Ooh. Why,
thank you, Rudy.

Well, gag me
with a serving spoon.

Ooh, this will be
so much fun.

[All talking
at once]

Man on loudspeaker:
And there you have it,

ladies and gentlemen.

Big tall doll ball hall
is in place.

[Cheering]

The ball will start
in 5 minutes.

Be sure to get your tickets
at the box office.

Snap: It's not too late
to duck out of this.

We could still catch
something excitapating,

like the slalom run

down hot-fudge-sundae
mountain.

Whoo!
Yeah!

Nope. I promised penny
we'd go to the ball,

so we're going.

I'll go get
the tickets.

Well, buckette,
I suppose next
you'll be taking Rudy

to the puffy pink
poodle parade.

You're just jealous
because Rudy doesn't
want to spend

every trip to chalkzone
doing excitapating things

with his comical
sidekick.

Comical sidekick?

Hey, are you
referring to moi?

Oh, snap, it's just
a figure of speech.

No, no, no.
Don't you try
to apologize.

I have not been
so insulted
all month.

I bid you fondue.
Bye-bye.

Have a nice ball,
doll.

Ok, I got
the tickets.
Snap? Snap?

What happened
to him?

Oh, uh,
he had to run.

Oh. Well, we'd
better get going

or we'll miss
the unique
anthropological event.

Terry: And then
tabootie said--

Vinnie: All right,
all right, stop!

You've convinced me.

Hey, it's worth
a try.

We'll send
boorat here

into the chalkworld.

A bouffant
and raton
production.

Boorat, here's
your marching orders.

Both: Go into the chalkworld.

Find tabootie!

And don't waste time
on that penny girl.

Or his comical
sidekick snap.

Both: Find tabootie.

Grab the magic
chalk.

Both: Bring it back to us.

Hey, this could be
the start of something big.

[Horn tooting]

[Growling]

Aah!

Uh!

Ah!

Tabootie.
Magic chalk.

Aah!

Hey!

Whoa!

Hey, what did you
do that for?

Tabootie.
Magic chalk.

[All shouting]

Comical sidekick?

I'll give her
a comical sidekick.

D'oh!

Aha!

Uh, hello.
And who might you be?

I am boorat,
and you are snap,
Rudy's comical sidekick.

Why is everyone
calling me that today?!

Have you been talking
to penny?

No. I won't waste time
on penny.

Now you're getting
smart.

Only tabootie.
Got to find tabootie.

Yeah, well, tabootie
is being held prisoner

at the big tall
doll ball,

so I don't think that
you'll really have--

big tall doll ball?
Aha!

I'll just find tabootie,
grab his magic chalk,

and bring it back
to my creators.

All right there.
Have fun.

Jeesh. And he calls me
a comical sidekick.

"I'll just find tabootie,
grab his magical chalk,

and bring it back
to my creators."

[Gasp]

Wait a second! Rudy!

[Music playing]

[Sniffing]

Get tabootie.
Get chalk.

Isn't it amazing,
Rudy?

Oh, yeah.

Those big tall dolls
sure know how
to have a ball.

Doll: Eek!

[Growling]

Aah! Giant rat!

Put me down!

[Screaming]

[Sniffing]

[Dolls screaming]

Aha!

Who are you,
and what do you want?

I am boorat,

and you are tabootie.

And that is
the magic chalk.

Snap: Rudy, look out!

Be careful, bucko.

He's after the--

aha!

Chalk.

Oh, no, you don't!

[Grunting]

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[Screaming]

Oh, no.
Tuna fish canyon.

Hoy calloy, bucko!
I'm coming!

Must bring the chalk
to my creators.

Double hoy calloy.
That creature must be stopped.

Where do you think
you're going, pal?

Whoa! Unmouth
that chalk, you rat!

Whoa!

Aah!

Uh, no, thank you.

Any sign
of our big rodent?

Not yet.
Let's go check
the Sanchez house.

Must bring the chalk
to my creators.

Hold it right there,
chalknapper.

You again?

Apparently you like
to ride on my tail.

Aah!

Now, you wouldn't
want to lose face,
would you?

Aah!

All quiet at genius
girl's house.

Let's check
the school again.

[Growling]

Ah! Ow!
Stop that! Wow! Whoa!

Fixative? Hey,
I've heard Rudy
talk about this stuff.

Fighting me
is futile.

I must fulfill
my destiny!

Don't worry,
my friend.

I think your place
in history is assured.

Terry: Well,
it's getting late.

I have to go
to another manhole
dedication

in the morning.

I was so sure
it was going to work.

All right,
let's pack it in.

Vinnie: Hey,
maybe next time

we'll name
our creature ratboo.

Ok, keep it
moving, now.

Right away. This way.

Snap: Hey,
bucko, buckette!

Now, does this look
like the work

of a comical sidekick?

[Muffled growling]

No, snap.
It looks like the work

of a hero.

Now, see, there you go.
That's better.

A comical hero.
Hee hee hee!

Snap: Well, gag me
with a serving spoon.

Eyah!

Yay! That's 8
number 8s!

Wahoo! All right! Yay!

Snap, I need you
to keep something for me.

And a nice big hello
to you, too, Rudy.

Hey, I see you got

your portable
chalkboard with you.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Here.

It's an advance issue
of drew your face's
latest comic,

"modern mutations."

Please, can you put it
somewhere really safe?

Something wrong
with the usual
hiding places?

Why not just stash it
in your locker?

Rudy: Because
I'm in class now.

I forgot to go
to my locker.

If wilter sees
I have a comic,

he'll confiscate it,

and today,
drew your face
will be in town

signing his books.

I just got to go
to that.

I'll come back
for the book at 3:15.

Don't worry, bucko.
I'll take care of it.

I know the safest
place in chalkzone.

[Humming]

Can you please keep this
safe for me, safe t?

It's very important.

Absolutely. Your code
number is--

5.

5. Got it.

[Whistling]

Huh? Whoa!

Safe t, greetings.

I want to get a clean
pair of my outer-space
undies.

Code number?

6.

Yeow! Uh.

[Mumbling]

Ah.

I'd like to make
a deposit, please.

Afternoon.
Your code number is...

8.

Remember that number
to get your valuable
item back.

8. I got it
right here.

No sweat.
Code number 8.

Thanks a bunch,
safe t.

[Whirring]

8. 8. Ok.
The code number is 8.

Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through.

Thanks so much.

And the code
number is...

Oh, remember, remember.

Remember, remember!

Oh, knuckle knickers.
I forget.

Safe t, hi.
I'll just be needing

that code number just
one more time, please.

No can do, my friend.

If I gave out
code numbers to just anybody,

then there wouldn't be
security codes.

But I ain't
just anybody.

I'm snap, and I just
stored an extremely
valuable item

in your safe here.

That's true, but you could
be someone impersonating snap.

But I'm not!
It's really me.

Exactly what
an impersonator would say.

And that is why
I cannot tell you

snap's code number.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Oh, this is terrible.

Rudy needs his comic
by 3:15.

I've got to come up
with a way to remember
that code.

"Dr. Memory's office."

Ah! Say!

So, can you help me,
doc?

Don't worry.
I, Dr. Memory,

can administer
a procedure

that will help you
remember.

And now for
my memory mist.

Now relax.
Breathe deeply.

The answer
is in your mind.

Everything
you've ever thought
is up in there.

You just need
to find it.

Ahh.

Hey, this must be
my memory chamber.

I remember this dream.

Shall I dip your cookie
for you, your sultanness?

Sure, as long as you're
doing the dipping, queenie.

Ah, yeah, that's the life.

Too bad it never
happened.

I could remember
that one all day,

but it was just a dream,
so it's not gonna help me
remember my code number.

Oh, well. Hey, wonder
what's behind here.

I get it now.

There are different memories
behind each door.

I remember this.

Oh, no.

Beenie boys,
fire the meatball.

Eyah!

You may have
outsmarted me this time,

but I'll be back!

Way to go, snap.

I can't believe how much
I just ate.

8.
8.
8.
8.

Yeah, I ate and ate
and ate.

Hey, get lost.
I'm stuffed.

I can't eat you, too. Ah.

What a great memory,

but I still have to
remember that code number
before 3:15.

You? What are you
doing here?

This is my memory.

I can be anywhere
I want.

Anywhere you want?

Yup. Hey, remember
this one?

Whoa!

Oh, this is when
I took my vacation
to melt city.

Hey, look at me.
Aren't I great?

Look, this is
snazzy and all,

but I only have
till 3:15 to get Rudy
his comic.

How come I can remember
all this stuff,

and I can't remember
something I heard
6 minutes ago?

If there was only
a directory or a map

or something to
help me find my--

ah. Short-term
memory loss.

Why didn't you just
say so?

This here's
the control panel.

My brain has
a control panel?

If you go through
the recent memory
section

of your brain
in reverse,

you're sure to find
what you were
looking for.

Great idea.

Don't thank me.
You thought of it.

The recent stuff
is in this bin.

Huh? Aah!

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

[Speaking backwards]

[Speaking backwards]

[Speaking backwards]

Tay! Tay! Tay!

Tay! Tay! Tay!

Tay, tay, tay!
The code number is tay!
I mean 8!

[Humming]

The code is 8.
The code is 8!

Thanks.

Rudy!

Wait. You can't just
come out with it.

Come on back here.

Come on, snap.
Drew your face is almost
done signing autographs.

Here you go, bucko,
safe and sound.

Uh, snap.

No. Hoy calloy!

Safe t, I need you,
and my secret number
is...

Oh, no.

Calling Dr. Memory!

My brain has a control panel?

Snap: Isn't this great,
rapsheeba?

The all-star blues band
is getting down

up in the howling wolf
constellation.

[Wolf howling]

All: ♪ well, here we are,
we're gathered underneath
the stars ♪

♪ to watch the all-star blues
band strutting their stuff ♪

♪ this constellation
is a total sensation ♪

♪ when they really
start to blow, you know ♪

♪ you can't get enough ♪

♪ they would be perfect
if they only had a singer ♪

♪ where could they find
a gal or fella
who is that stellar? ♪

[Gasps]

All: It's the starship
"blueyprise" from planet snap!

Snap!

King snip!

♪ We need your help ♪

♪ up on our home planet snap
we need help ♪

♪ and that's why I am
turning to you ♪

All: ♪ what could it be? ♪

♪ I have no clue,
but they say they need me ♪

♪ so I guess there's just
one thing to do ♪

♪ we'll have to beam aboard
and travel to the planet ♪

♪ we'll have to look into
this big emergency ♪

[Cheering]

That's where planet snap
is supposed to be.

But most of it
seems to be gone.

Poor snap. I'm so glad
you have come.

King snip, I can
barely see you.

Yes. That's the problem
we are grappling with.

Planet snap has been plunged
into a deep, deep blueness.

What is causing
this blueness?

Sunny blue.

♪ You know, the blue's
got you covered ♪

♪ the blue's got you
covered, ooh hoo ♪

Sunny blue was drawn
into our sky
a few weeks ago,

and he blocked our
regular sun, yellow Joe.

♪ And the blue's
got you covered ♪

♪ the blue's got you
covered, ooh hoo ♪

Begone, sunny blue.

Go home, blue.

♪ You don't need
any other ♪

♪ 'cause the blue's
got you covered,
ooh hoo ♪

♪ why don't you
move it along now? ♪

♪ Find your own place
in the sky ♪

♪ this is my place,
this is my face ♪

♪ better get used
to it, guy ♪

♪ 'cause the blue's
got you covered ♪

♪ the blue's got you
covered, ooh hoo ♪

I know the perfect solution
for this problem.

♪ You don't need
any other ♪

♪ 'cause the blue's
got you covered ♪

♪ hey, you can't
treat me this way ♪

♪ my name is sunny blue ♪

♪ and I will not be
towed away ♪

♪ let me go,
let me go ♪

Thank you, snap.
You have saved us!

[Cheering]

Sunny blue:
♪ let me go, let me go ♪

♪ let me go, go, go, go, go ♪

Where are you taking
sunny blue, snap?

Well, the sun is just
a star close up, right?

Yeah.

So I think I've found
the perfect singer

for the all-star
blues band.

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ come on, let me go ♪

♪ I said let me go ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ they're coming down,
I think we found
the perfect star ♪

♪ to make the all-star
blues band really swing ♪

♪ whoa, whoa ♪

♪ they got the groove,
they got the face,
they got the lead ♪

♪ and now they've got a new star
who can really sing ♪

♪ the planet sound is just
as happening as ever ♪

♪ so now there's really
nothing left for us to do ♪

♪ hey, yeah ♪

♪ this is the place
where we came in ♪

♪ so let's just lie
back down again ♪

♪ and sing
the snapsody in blue ♪

♪ ahhh ♪

♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪

Snap: Great! Ha ha ha!

♪ Let's go wandering ♪

♪ you and I ♪

♪ where the mountains
brush the sky ♪

♪ free from obstacles
we will be ♪

♪ let's go wandering,
let's be free ♪

♪ there's no boundary
any way that we turn ♪

♪ here together
so we may never return ♪

♪ let's go wandering,
you and I ♪

♪ where the mountains
touch the sky ♪

♪ there's no telling
what sights we'll see ♪

♪ let's go wandering,
let's be free ♪

♪ let's go wandering,
let's be free ♪
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