03x15 - When Santas Collide

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♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk...

Joe: oh, in a few hours it'll be christmas eve.

Where in tarnation is my santa costume?

The holidaze costume company

Promised me it'd be here last week!

Don't worry, joe. I'm sure it will. Oops!

If it doesn't come, you can always wear your old costume.

That is my old costume, millie.

Oh, well, it's probably on its way here now.

[Rattling]

Rudy.

Are you snooping?

Huh? Me?

No. Why would I be snooping?

Well, maybe you're looking for a special present

With your name on it?

Now, what special present would I be looking for?

D'oh!

Oh, maybe that box of expensive artist pens

You asked santa for?

Expensive is right.

You won't find those pens under that tree, that's for sure.

I won't?

Oh, I can't believe this!

Argh! Neither can i.

Oh, it will hardly seem like christmas eve.

Unless...

Unless?

Unless I get my santa suit!

Your santa suit?

Who cares about your santa suit, dad?

Everybody knows it's you behind the beard

With a pillow in your jacket.

This whole "visit from santa thing" is just bogus.

[Gasps]millie and joe: rudy!

But you've always loved our christmas eve

Visit from santa, son.

Santa arrives just before the figgy pudding

At christmas eve dinner.

Why, it's a tabootie family tradition.

Santa loves millie's figgy pudding.

[Giggles] joe.

I don't even like figgy pudding.

I think this holiday season is a bunch of baloney,

And I don't care if santa visits us this year or not.

[Millie and joe gasp]

I don't care for your attitude, young man.

You march yourself upstairs,

And don't come down until you've got the christmas spirit.

Fine! See you next year.

[Door slams][knock on door]

Merry, merry, merry!

Santa come?

Oh, not yet, sophie, but he will. He will.

Santa come! Santa come!

Happy holidays, mr. And mrs. Tabootie.

Oh, and thanks for inviting me to join you

For your traditional tabootie christmas eve dinner.

Well, penny, thank you for helping watch sophie

While tillie did the shopping.

No problem. And look what we found

Underneath the hedge outside.

Oh! Oh, my gosh. Is it?

It is!

Santa claus?

Oh, yes, yes. Santa come. Santa come soon.

I got to go try this costume on.

Where's rudy, mrs. Tabootie?

You mean scroogie?

I sent him upstairs for an attitude adjustment.

Go see if you can help him get in the holiday mood.

Ok.

Rudy?

[Upbeat music playing and indistinct shouting]

Wow!

[Indistinct shouting]

Rudy: hey, penny! Over here!

[Grunting]

Rudy! What's going on here?

Ha ha. Snap says this is the start of

The chalkzone holiday season.

Zoners from all over everywhere

Kick off the holiday here in alltogetherland

Before they, you know, do their own thing.

This is amazing!

All: ♪ merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-kwanza-dan

Rudy and penny: what did they say?

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-kwanza-dan

Penny: this is great!

Let's go!

♪ Everybody have a happy holiday ♪

♪ Happy songs to sing and happy things to say ♪

♪ Everybody, everywhere, all around the world ♪

♪ Let's have a holiday [gong]

♪Holiday

♪ Christmas, hanukah, ramadan

♪ Dipavali, kwanza, solstice sun ♪

♪ What say we all come together as one ♪

♪ Let's have a holiday, holiday ♪

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-kwanza-dan

♪ Everybody sing!

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-dipavali- winter solstice-kwanza-dan ♪

[Both laugh]

Oh! Hoy-hoy-ga-loy, what a truckload of joy.

I got to get me a jingle belly soda.

Hey, you guys want anything?

No, you go ahead.

I'm ok. That was great!

Yeah! I wish our holidays back home were that much fun.

Our holidays are fun, rudy.

In fact, we should be getting back

To help get ready for christmas eve dinner.

Oh, no. You go ahead. I'm staying here.

You are? What?

That is so great, bucko.

You'll finally be here to see

One of chalkzone's most amazing spectacles.

Rudy, you can't just skip out on

Your family's traditional meal.

Pardon us, but this only happens once a year.

So does this!

And santa is coming to visit.

Well, this has santas.

Both: santas?

Sure. It's the annual santa launch.

As you know, kids draw a lot of santas in the chalkzone.

[Indistinct chatter]

A lot of traffic over there. You better watch out

Yeah, but I got the new sled, so--

Oh, do you?yeah.

What, the s-?

Snap: and they all expect to deliver presents

On christmas eve.

Imagine the christmas chaos

If all those santas just started flying

Every which-a-way.

It's up to the society of elves

To keep things in order.

I myself happen to be an apprentice elf.

You're going to become an elf, snap?

If they'll have me.

You know, elves get first dibs on all the candy.

And that means i, and guests of my choosing,

Get to be up in the v.i.p. Lounge

For the big launch of the santa squadron.

They have the best seats in chalkzone.

Oh, going up?

You bet!

Um, but--

Penny?

Well, it does sound like a fascinating display of

Aeronautical prowess,

But we have to be back in time for your family's--

Joe: aah! Millie! Get up here, quick!

What is it, joe? Aah!

Ho--ho--holidaze company made a t-t-terrible mistake!

Oh, joe!

What's all the shouting about?

Aah! Don't look at me!

I don't want anyone to see me like this!

Listen, joe, I was just about

To take sophie down to toymania

To sit on santa's lap.

Why don't you--

Yes! There's still hope!

Maybe I can still find a santa suit somewhere!

I'll take off my cotton tail and be right with you.

[Slurp]

This equipment is impressive.

Better than anything we have in the real world.

Huh-huh-huh.

T-minus minutes, everybody.

Set your sleighometers for impending launch velocity.

General elvis, sir.

These are my friends I was telling you about--

Yes, yes, creator and friend, that's mine.

Don't anybody touch anything.

Activate the reindeer antler antennas, man.

Your equipment is so sophisticated, general elvis.

Oh, well, thank you, little lady. Thank you very much.

Don't touch anything!

Do the santas pick their own delivery routes, general,

Or--or do you assign--

What? Pick their own routes?

Are you mad?

This central console contains the flight plans

For every santa in the squadron.

No santa knows his route until after the launch,

When the flight plans will be beamed into

The flight planometers in their sleighs.

T-minus one minute, man.

Lieutenant google eyes, start the countdown, t.c.b.

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Oh, isn't this fascinating?

Yeah!

Fascinating? This is unbelievabulous!

Wait'll you see.

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General elvis: well, we have launch.

Elf: off they go![Cheering]

All: aah!

Penny: oh, no!

Rudy: wow!

Penny: did you see that?

Did you feel that?

[All oohing and aahing]

[Laughing]

It is time to send the santa squadron

Their flight instructions, man.

Activate planometers.

See, penny? Our real-world holidays

Are nothing compared to this.

Aah!

[Indistinct shouting]

Oh, no!

[Beeping]

The signal--this thing!

This is santa . I'm having a problem.

Ho-ho-holy moly! I've lost control of my sleigh!

[All gasp]

[Indistinct shouting]

Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh!

All: aah!

Santas: aah!

All: aah!

General elvis: look what you have done.

What will happen to chalk christmas now?

Oh, man, I'm all shook up.

You're upset, aren't you?

Uh, does this mean I don't get to join

The society of elves?

I'll take that as a "no."

Uh, I'm so sorry. I'll fix it. I promise.

Oh, he's got the chalk, you know.

Uh, uh, that's right. Heh heh. Rudy's got the chalk.

Yeah, and--and--and where there's a chalk, there's a way.

[Groaning and sirens wailing]

[Ringing]

[Groaning]

Hoy-ga-loy, this is terrible.

How are we ever going to set it right?

[Siren wailing]

Hold it! Owie.

Sorry. Ok. The first thing we have to do is

Rescue all of the santas and tend to their injuries.

You, clowns. Lift that sleigh and pull out santa #.

Penny, start bandaging santa #.

Snap, untangle those reindeer.

Aye, aye, bucko.

You got it, rudy.

Santas, listen up.

We're going to get you out of there.

Santas?

Santa?

Santa come?

Ah, no, sophie. That's just a mechanical santa.

A--a kind of a--a toy.

Santa toy?

Come on, come on, there's got to be a costume place somewhere.

There's somebody who might be able to help.

[Ringing]

Ah, excuse me, sir,

But I couldn't help noticing your outfit, and i--

I told you guys,

I would pay for it at the end of the day.

Will you stop hounding me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, there.

I-i-i just want to--

How many times do I have to tell you?

This is my corner. Now make like a reindeer and fly!

Back off, belly boy.

Ooh! I'm making a list!

Yeah? Well, I'm checking it twice!

[Both grunting]

There's santa?

[Sighs] no, sweetie.

Those are just a couple of creeps.

Sophie: santa creeps?

[Indistinct voice on p.a.]

Penny: can you really get all the santas and sleighs

Back to flying shape before chalk christmas is over, rudy?

I hope so.

General elvis: you must, man.

The toys, the presents, they must be delivered.

Zoners everywhere are counting on it.

♪ Are you making a joke? ♪

♪ There's no ho-ho-ho

♪ This chalk christmas is totally broke ♪

♪ Rudy ruined chalk christmas

♪ Rudy ruined it

♪ Rudy ruined chalk christmas

♪ Rudy ruined it

♪ Rudy ruined chalk christmas

♪ Rudy ruined it

♪ Ho, ho, ho

Oh, I don't want to ruin anybody's holiday.

♪ Rudy ruined it

Rudy: quiet!♪ Rudy ruined chalk chris--

Listen to me. You can't give up on christmas.

We can still make it happen

If we stick together.

General elvis, can you recover the flight plans

From your computers?

Well, maybe, but I'm gonna need me a volunteer

To climb inside the console and clean up the mess.

I'll volunteer.

After all, it was my jingle belly soda.

Good! I'll repair the sleighs with this.

Now, I'm just looking for a few good santas

To pilot those sleighs.

Who's with me?

I'm with ya.

Well, heck, I could pilot one of those things

With both arms in a sling.

I'm in!

Me, too.

[All laugh]

That's the spirit!

We must never give up on christmas!

I give up. That's all there is to it.

I'm giving up.

Oh, no, joe.

I couldn't find a you-know-who outfit anywheres, millie.

And after what sophie saw tonight,

I'm afraid she'll never believe in santa claus.

Well, then, she and rudy will make the perfect team.

[Gasps] is he still up there brooding?

Well, that's enough of that.

Rudy! 'Tis the season to be jolly!

General elvis, the fleet is ready for relaunch.

Well, that's pretty good, man.

Snap is just completing the cleanup as we speak.

Goy-ka-loy.

Uhh. Uhh!

General elvis, this console is now completely soda-free.

All right! It looks like chalk christmas is back in business.

Ok, santas, let's call the roll.

Santa one for the money.

Yo!

Santa for the show.

Yo-ho-ho!

Hey, it worked, rudy!

I had to do it. I couldn't ruin christmas for everybody.

Right, and now we've got to get back home

And do the same for christmas at your house.

Santa ?

Where's santa ?

[Muffled speech] in here! In here!

I'm in here!

Oh, my gosh.

[Teeth chattering]

Great gumballs, he's frozen solid!

It'll take hours to thaw him out.

Man, santa has one of the biggest regions, man.

Who will deliver these presents now?

Uh-uh. Not me. Uh-huh-huh.

No way, man.

We're late as it is.

[All talking at once]

I'll take over for santa .

Come on! Come on!

Let's get chalk christmas on the ro-ho-hoad!

Are you sure you can do this, rudy tabootie?

Somebody has to,

But I could use an elf as an assistant.

All right, man. I hereby appoint you--

Hyah! Uhh! Hyah! Ho-ho-ho!--

A member of the society of elves

So that you may accompany santa rudy on his rounds.

Hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Ho-ho!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah, man!

Santa squadron, prepare for launch, man.

General elvis: ready.but what about--

Set.your family's--

Gooo!

Traditional christmas eve dinner?

[Sighs]

Rudy: jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way!

Whoooaaa!

Both: aah!

[Knocking on door]

Now, come on, son. I'm not playing games.

Either you open this door on the count of ,

Or I'm coming in.

, , --

Oh, hi, mr. Tabootie.

Rudy is hard at work on a--a--extra special holiday surprise.

A surprise?

Yes! Come on, let's, um...

Sing "the days of christmas"!

Rudy: ho-ho-ho!

Snap: there you go!

Ok, that takes care of the wait-and-see.

Where do we go next?

The flight plan calls for

A big drop-off at those chimneys.

How can we tell which presents go where?

I don't know, but I guess we better toss the gifts.

Snap: oh, I guess they just sort it out themselves.

At least they're getting what they want.

♪ Golden rings

Santa come?

Not yet, sophie, but I wish rudy would get down here.

This surprise he's working on better be good.

[Clears throat]

♪ Calling birds, french hens ♪

♪ Turtle doves

♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪

All: me! Me! Me!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

No snatching.

Ok, rudy, I think that's it for greedy tree land.

Yee-hah!

Whew! What's left?

Actually, I think that's it.

You've done your job well, santa rudy and elf snap.

Thanks to you, chalk christmas has been saved.

Both: thank you, general elvis.

And now, santa rudy,

I think you've got another christmas to save.

Yeah. On, blitzen, on, prancer!

All: ♪ geese a-milking, drummers swimming ♪

♪ Ladies leaping--

All right. That's it.

[All gasp]

No more partridges and pear trees.

I want my true love's figgy pudding,

And I want my son rudy to resume

Being a member of this family!

Rudy! Get down here this instant!

Ho, ho, here I come!

Santa come!

That's right, sophie. Santa come at last.

That was the special surprise I was telling you about.

All: just in the saint nick of time! [Laughter]

Now, this is the real santa, sophie. See?

He's got a bag of gifts

For each person around the tabootie family table.

Great work, son.

You've started a new family tradition.

Rudy and penny: ♪ everybody have a happy holiday ♪ho-ho-ho.

And here's a groovy gift for you, aunt tillie.

Oh, thank you!♪ Happy songs to sing and happy things to say ♪

And tickets to the opera

For you, millie tabootie.

♪ La-laaa!

♪ Everybody, everywhere, all around the world ♪

♪ Let's have a holiday, holiday ♪

♪ Christmas, hanukah, ramadan

This "mighty meaty magazine" must be yours,

Joe tabootie.

♪ Dipavali, kwanza, solstice sun ♪

Rudy: don't look at the sun through

This telescope, penny sanchez.

I won't, santa.

Oh, and here's a coloring book

For little sophie...

Thank you, santa claus.

♪ Whole world should join together as one ♪

♪ And have a holiday, holiday

And here. [Gasp]

Wow, the pen set I wanted.

[Clears throat] I mean, a pen set for rudy tabootie.

Told you you wouldn't find those pens under the tree--

Rudy will be so happy to get them,

But for now, maybe sophie would like to use them

To draw in her new coloring book.

Yeah-yeah-yeah!

Rudy: ♪ merry chris-hanukah-mas ♪what?

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas huh?

Rudy and penny: ♪ merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-kwanza-dan

Rudy: ♪ everybody sing!

All: ♪ merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ Merry chris-hanukah-mas

♪ And a happy rama-

♪ Dipavali ♪ winter solstice

♪ Chinese new year

♪ Fa-la-la-la- la-la-la-la ♪

♪ Happy rama-kwanza-dan

[All humming the song]

Sophie: santa come?

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalkzone

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ The chalk, the chalk, chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Rudy's got the chalk

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk

♪ Chalk, chalk, chalk, chalkzone ♪