05x07 - Paging Dr. Maya

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♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ What they will do next ♪

♪ You never can tell ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ Brother and sister ♪

♪ And best friends as well ♪

♪ With each misadventure,

they're put to the test ♪

♪ Working together

is what they do best ♪

♪ Helping their

family and friends,

that's a start ♪

♪ They make a great team

as they each do their part ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ What they will do next

you never can tell ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ And Miguel ♪

♪ Brother and sister ♪

♪ And best friends as well ♪

♪ Brother and sister ♪

♪ Maya and Miguel ♪

[Bell rings]

Summer vacation!

Summer vacation!

Movin' up!

I feel like a man.

I think I even

have a little mustache

growing.

Please, Miguel.

We're in middle school.

Everybody knows you

don't get a mustache

until high school.

Well, I'm already

getting one.

Look. Look!

TITO: I can see it!

PACO: Awk!

What mustache?

Hmm. Ooh!

Um, that's an eyelash.

Huh!

Oh well. Mustache

or no mustache,

I'm still happy

about vacation.

I'm interning with Gus

at the snow cone

factory!

It's gonna be awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome!

[Shivering]

[Chuckling]

Sorry about that,

buddy.

This snow cone maker

is on the fritz again.

I-i-is it?

All right, Miguel.

I'm trusting you

to alphabetize all these

different flavors--

vanilla, chocolate,

strawberry...

I got it!

And so on.

You up for the task?

[Muffled]

You bet!

Whoa!

[Tito laughs]

What about you, Tito?

What are you going to do

on your vacation?

Tito

play with Paco.

Ha ha ha!

I have big-time plans!

I going to be an official

piñata tester!

[Buzzer]

[Grunting]

Why. Won't. You. Break?!

[Breathing heavily]

Hmm.

Hmm.

[Sigh]

Whoa!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

This is the way to

spend your vacation!

So...Maya,

what are you doing

for your vacation?

I want to spend my vacation

doing something big.

Grande!

Something important.

Importante!

Something that will

change the world!

Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

What uh-oh?

I'm never gonna finish.

This'll take forever.

Ay. OK. Ew.

Here are more dishes

for you, Maya.

Ohh. I never thought

could eat so much.

Everybody had fun.

Who knew

sassy Granny Daniels

could breakdance!?

Actually, I did.

Eh.

Well, I did.

Come on, Maya,

let us help you.

Yes, it will go

faster that way.

At this rate,

we'll be done in...

[Sigh]

About 6 hours.

What?

Aggghhh!

Unless...

¡Eso es!

Paco!

[Whispering indistinctly]

PACO: Really?

Gotcha.

OK. OK.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Got it!

Ready!

Eso es.

That's it.

[Humming]

Paco has something

for Maya!

[Squawks]

I don't know

about this, Maya.

Do it! Do it!

This kitchen is going

to be spotless.

Paco, hit it!

Hmm?

Hmm?

¿Que es esto?

Hmm.

Huh?

Wooooaaahhhh!

ABUELA: Maya.

Uh-oh.

Umm, I promise

I'll make it up to you,

Abuelita.

[Sputters]

Ah-ah-choo!

Ah-choo! Choo!

Gesundheit, Paquito.

ABUELA: B-11.

I-22.

O-60.

Ah-ah-choo!

[Sneezing]

MAYA: Oops. Sorry.

This vacation isn't turning out

like I thought.

It's not fun enough?

It's not important enough.

I really wanted

to do something

to help people.

Hmm. You helped me

with the dishes

and the bingo.

Well,

I tried to help.

What's all this mayhem?

We're trying to have

a nice game of bingo here.

So sorry,

Dr. DasGupta.

We didn't mean

to interrupt

your winning streak.

Just as long as

I keep on winning,

you'll have no more

complaints from me.

[Sneezing]

Sounds like your parrot

has a cold.

I guess I should

take him to Dr. DasGupta.

Um...your daughter,

the veterinarian.

She's not the only veterinarian

in the family.

I know,

but you're retired now!

It must be so wonderful,

being a veterinarian.

Helping all those animals...

Hmm.

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

You remind me of my daughter

when she was your age.

She liked animals, too.

Maya, have you considered

volunteering at her clinic?

Me? At the clinic?

I'm sure she could

use your help.

I'll give her a call.

Me...a veterinarian's

assistant!

Ooh!

What a perfect vacation!

[Growling]

[Gasp]

I'm so sorry.

He's really

very friendly.

He just doesn't like

going to the vet.

Ah, OK, Toro...

you need to calm down.

Cálmate...

cálmate...cálmate...

cálmate...

cálmate...

cálmate.

See? You're

a good dog, after all.

No one's ever been

able to calm him down

at the vet before.

Wh-what did you

say to him?

Oh, I help my parents

at their pet store.

My papi says I have a way

with animals.

Ha!

You said it, sister.

Plus, I think

he speaks Spanish.

Ah-choo!

Well, um, good luck

with your, ah,

rooster. Ha!

Who's she calling

a rooster?

Oh! Rooster! Rooster!

Hopefully

Dr. DasGupta can

help him kick that cold.

Doctor, this assistant of yours

is a regular miracle worker.

She is so good with animals!

Only the best

for my patients,

Mrs. Zacarian.

Only the best.

Are you enjoying

your first day, Maya?

Oh, yes, Dr. DasGupta!

Well, Toro was

a little bit

difficult, but...

but you handled him

beautifully.

And how is Paco feeling?

Oh, he's getting

much better.

Uh-uh!

No?

Oh, yes, he is.

The medicine you gave him

is working.

[Groaning]

He just wants another

birdseed pop.

Oh, that is

no problem at all.

Awk! Lolly!

Bawk!

What a clever parrot

you have.

Yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy.

If you need me, Maya,

I'll be in my office.

[Humming]

Can you file these

for me, please?

No problem.

[Squawks]

Awk!

I didn't even

break a sweat.

And how!

Hmm.

[Singing]

Yeah! Yes!

Yes!

It kind of looks

like you, right?

Uh-uh!

Yeah, you're right.

Miguel is better

at the whole art thing.

That's enough pencils

for at least

the next 22 months.

You said it.

Ooh. Sure is slow

around here.

[Yawn]

You've got

gorgeous hair!

I wonder where

all the patients are.

I don't know. Awk!

Excuse me!

Uh, what?

Um...can I help you?

I'm worried

about my cat,

and I was hoping

Dr. DasGupta

could take a look

at him today.

Awww, don't be scared,

kitty.

No one will hurt you.

Cálmate. Cálmate.

Cálmate. Cálmate.

That was amazing.

It's a gift.

Let me check

the appointment book

and see if the doctor

can fit you in.

Appointment book!

Let's see.

Hmm. Actually,

there aren't any more

patients coming today.

And only one on Friday.

And none next week...

at all.

Let me go ask the doctor

if she can take a look

at your cat.

Yes, yes,

I understand.

But I can't

keep the clinic open

any longer.

My last appointment

is tomorrow.

[Gasp]

Last appointment?

And after that,

I have to close.

[Gasp]

Ay!

Maya?

Is something wrong?

Uh...Dr. DasGupta?

I have a man outside

who wants to know

if you can see

his cat today.

Yes, by all means.

Send him to room 2.

Well?

Uh...please go

to examination room 2.

Oh, thank you

so much.

That's a very handsome turkey

you got there.

Awk!

Turkey?!

Who you calling

a turkey? Huh!

[Snoring]

Miguel, you're not

in Gus' freezer.

[Teeth chattering]

You can take off

your winter clothes.

S-s-s-so....

c-c-c-cold...

[Sigh]

Ow!

¿Maya, qué pasa?

You haven't touched

your arroz con pollo.

Huh? Oh.

It's just the vet--

Dr. DasGupta.

¿La veterinaria?

You don't like

working with her?

No, I love it!

But I heard her

talking on the phone,

and...

And what?

She said she has to

close the clinic!

[Gasp]

¿Cerrar la clínica?

But I thought

it was doing so well.

So did I, but she hardly

has any appointments

in her appointment book.

And she said

she couldn't afford

to keep the clinic

open anymore.

Que pena.

Es tan buena veterinaria.

Yeah, it's awful.

She's the best vet!

I can't let her

go out of business.

Who will take care of

all the animals?

Huh!

¡Eso es!

I'll find her

more patients!

Tito, Miguel,

will you help me?

I help!

I-i-i-i-ll try.

Until Miguel

thaws out, Paco,

you're gonna

have to help me.

Paco help! Awk!

OK, not that way.

MAYA: OK, Tito.

Are you sure

you can help me

pass out all

these flyers

before lunch?

¡Sí, prima!

I can do it!

¡Gracias, Tito!

But I have to

get back to

Dr. DasGupta's clinic

in a few minutes

before she knows

I'm gone.

So you take half,

and I'll take half.

Good luck!

[Squawks]

Vamos, Paco.

Nos vemos

en la clínica.

Awk!

You take half,

I take half.

[Birds cooing]

Awk!

[Whistles]

Awk!

[Whistles]

Hola. Pretty bird,

pretty bird.

If only

you were a parrot.

Oh, brother.

Paco!

Oh, man.

Oopsie.

Paco sorry.

[Humming]

You're out of flyers

already?

Ah, más o menos.

What do you mean,

"more or less?"

Tito, what did you do?

Ah! That's it!

We need to brainstorm.

OK, concentrate.

[Muffled]

Miguel, you know.

You don't have to

wear those coats

outside of the freezer.

It's, like, 90 degrees.

[Muffled]

Fine, whatever!

At least

loosen your hood.

It will help you

concentrate.

[Deep breath]

OK. How can we get business

for Dr. DasGupta's clinic?

But let's be realistic.

Realistic?

Why don't you just

use your animal

whispering talent?

[Tito laughs]

[Maya whispering]

It doesn't exactly

work like that, Miguel.

I got it!

¡Un robot luchador

gigante!

Ha ha ha!

Go to Dr. DasGupta's now!

It good for all

sick animals.

[Laughing]

I said realistic.

Awk! Realistic!

To Dr. DasGupta's

for a checkup!

[Squawking]

[Laughing]

Look, up in the sky.

A plane.

You can write

with it!

No, Tito,

you write with a pen.

You fly

in a plane.

Write with a plane!

That's it!

Tito, you're brilliant!

Thanks again, Gus.

The ad looks great!

You know, I almost forgot

you were a pilot, too.

Once you've taken on

a 500-pound sumo wrestler

in the ring,

anything is possible!

Good luck, muchachos!

MIGUEL:

"All animals welcome

at Dr. DasGupta's"?

Isn't that a little

general, Maya?

No! It's good advertising!

Just wait and see.

Esta idea es espectacular.

Oh! Dr. DasGupta!

Come on, Pepe!

[Elephant trumpets]

[Growling]

Ah.

Ah. Ha ha!

[Roaring]

[Telephone rings]

No, ma'am!

Bring them in!

Rabbits are our specialty!

Of course we can treat beavers.

Um, just make sure

they're on a leash.

One sec.

Oh! Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Maya, I thought

I only had one appointment

for today?

Not anymore!

Now you have 75!

Ohh.

[Telephone rings]

Ha ha!

Dr. DasGupta's.

Group discounts?

Of course!

Oh, my.

Well, 23 is a lot of cats.

Well,

bring 'em in anyway!

We'll make room!



You have a patient waiting

in examination room 2.

Aah!

Maya, what on earth?

We're just

a little busy?

So busy that I'll

never be able to treat

all these patients

in time for my vacation!

There are at least



waiting in line

outside my clinic!



Vacation?

Yes. I purposely

cleared my schedule

because I was going to

visit my family

in India next week.

But now I won't be

able to go!

Oh.

Ehh.

[Dogs barking]

You're just

going on vacation?

Yes, to visit

the rest of my family

for a few weeks.

Where did you think

I was going?

Well, I thought

the clinic was

going out of business.

I thought if I found

more patients for you,

then you could keep

the clinic open.

Well, it worked.

Now I won't be able

to close it for vacation.

I'm only one doctor.

I'd need an army of vets

to handle this mess.

No biting!

Come on,

take it easy, now.

No fouling!

That's right.

Not an army.

A legend!

Good afternoon, sir.

Maya, I need

some help here!

[Chicken clucking]

I was wondering

if you might be interested

in getting back

into action.

Maya, really,

this chicken

has gone crazy!

The mission?

Well, there's an elephant,

a crazy chicken, lots of cats,

and a whole bunch

of other animals.

You'll do it!?

Great! See you then!

OK, chick, chick, chick.

Come to Maya.

Cálmate. Cálmate.

Who you calling

a chicken?!

MAYA: Come on!

Maya, honestly,

what do you want to show me?

We're so busy,

I can barely spare

a second to breathe.

Look.

Reinforcements.

Dad?

Not "dad." Doctor.

But you're retired.

Once a vet, always a vet.

Let's get this show

on the road.

You need to calm down.

Cálmate. Cálmate.

Cálmate.

[Growl]

[Sigh]

Well, I would love

to stay and chat,

but I have places to be.

Dad, I just want

to thank you

for all the help.

Now I can go visit

our family in India.

Oh, don't thank me.

It was fun!

Well, Maya,

I should go pack

for my vacation.

I hope you have

a great time, Dr. DasGupta.

Ah, ha ha!

You've earned it.

After this week,

I can't afford not

to go on vacation.

You know, Maya...

Yes?

You've been working hard

this week, too.

You should

take some time

to have some fun.

But I didn't want to

waste time having fun.

I wanted to do

something important.

Sometimes we need

to take time off

and recharge.

Then we return to work,

we can do

very important things.

Hmm.

Hello? Hello, Maggie?

Are you doing anything

right now?

OK. Call Chrissy...

♪ Bubble gum, bubble gum,

chew and blow ♪

♪ Bubble gum, bubble gum ♪

♪ Scrape your toe ♪

♪ Bubble gum, bubble gum

tastes so sweet ♪

♪ Get that bubble gum

off your feet ♪

Next time I have vacation,

I might do something

big and important.

But for now,

I'm gonna have some fun!

♪ 16 buzzards

sitting on a fence ♪

♪ Flapped their wings

and started to dance ♪

Who you calling

a buzzard?! Awk!

♪

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