01x04 - Rocko's Happy Sack/Flu-In-U-Enza

[bunniefuu]

[Buzzing and chirping]

[Chuckling]

Good as new.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

♪ Rocko's modern life

Rocko's modern life.

Spunky!

Spunky!

[Screaming]

♪ Rocko's modern life.

Rocko's modern life.



[Laughing]

That was a hoot!

Food!

Food!

Hey! What's it take to get some food around here?

[Loud growling]

[Stomach gurgling]

Feed me!

That's good idea, spunky.

Let's check the kitchen again.

Maybe we'll find something this time.

It's... It's...

Thanksgiving.

We've got nothing to eat, spunky.

And now I only have three dollars till payday.

Oh...

Hey!

You're not going to piddle on that paper, are you?

I'm not done with it.

Go on. You know better.

What?

"All food-- % till noon today"?

I can afford that.

What time is it?

Minutes till noon.

We got to make it

Or we don't eat for a week.

Come on!

There it is.

Looks a bit crowded.

[Man screaming]

[Horn honking]

[Horn honking]

Hey!

That's my cart!

Oh. Of course it is.

How stupid of me.

Here, please take it.

Look, spunky.

Let's get that one.

Come on.

Somebody else will get it. Let's go.

How dare you?!

[Smacking]

[Grunting]

Here's a nice seat for you, spunky.

Woman: minutes to shop, folks.

Minutes left

In the big sale.

Everything looks so good when you're hungry, eh, spunky?

Mmm... Sweet and sour bloated ticks.

Wow!

Chocolate-covered collie colons.

They never have my flavor.

Been a long time since I had me

A big bowl of head cheese and berries.

Better get some dog food.

[Slurping]

Six minutes, shoppers.

Six minutes to go.

I guess this will do the job.

Plenty of stuff down there.

Let's go this way.

Ahh!

Attention shoppers-- time is almost up.

[Clanging]

Spill in the seafood section.

Spill in the seafood.

Five minutes till the sale ends.

Five minutes left.

Five minutes left and counting.

Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.

Mmm. What are these?

Lava puffs.

Watch it-- they might be a little hot.

[Train whistle blowing]

Yaa!

Ya-ya-ya-ya!

Yi-yi-yi-yi!

Ahh...

Ya-ya-ya-ya!

Yi-yi-yi-yi!

[Coughing]

All we have to do is grab some meat

And then we're done.

I'm just a fat little pig.

A fat, ugly, ugly butcher from brooklyn.

I'll never get married.

So I'll go to the stardust ballroom

And you know what I'll get?

Heartache.

Heartache.

Ooh! Look at this!

One of the livers got out of the package again.

Better wrap it up.

Ehh-- maybe my life's not so bad after all.

Spunky, where are you?

Spunky?

Where in blazes is my dog?

I've got to get out of here.

How dare you?!

[Smacking]

Ahh, spit!

What a line.

Spunky!

[Whistling]

Dog meat?

Ugh!

Sir, haven't you heard that dog meat

Causes you to be, um, irregular?

I'll take my chances.

But dog meat is known to contain traces

Of ddt, pcbs, msgs, cvcs and bvds.

I like pcbs.

Sir, when dogs are hunted by the evil meat companies

Thousands of innocent dolphins

Get accidentally caught in their nets.

Sea mammals-- who needs them?

This country would be a lot better without them.

We ought to take all the sea mammals

Put them in a big boat, send it across the ocean

And sink it halfway.

Hey, buddy, my wife's a sea mammal!

[Smacking and yelling]

Thank you for shopping at heap-o-food.

One minute left in our sale.

I got to get out of here.

[Stammering]

Oh... Oh, darn.

Price check on...

Frog butter.

Hey, is frog butter in dairy or hygiene?

And your total is...

[Sighing]

$.

Gee. Looks like you just missed our big sale.

Have a nice day.

[Screaming]

[b*mb whistling]

You cheap little rotter!

I've been crushed by a car

Made to drag around a gimp shopping cart

Threatened by your security guards

Had me head set on fire.

I was att*cked by wild lobsters!

Beaten by a large woman

Had me dog wrapped in plastic

Nearly starved to death

And I still b*at the : deadline.

So if you don't change that total back to $.

I will do something not nice!

It'll be one dollar and cents, please.

Well, spunky

Grocery day can be a very dangerous day.

But at least we've got food.

Let's go home and eat.

[Whimpering]

Rocko: the day after tomorrow

Is the big day.

We have some of the best seats in the house

For the w.w.w.w.f. Main event.

The long wait was worth it.

[Barking]

There.

The tickets are safe here.

Good night, spunky.

[Rooster crowing]

[Snoring]

What in the...

Spunky, I think I'm coming down with something.

I better call hef...

Hef...

Fer.

[Siren blaring]

[Coughing]

Heffer

Thanks for taking me to the doctor.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

These waiting rooms are real freak shows.

[Coughing]

[Coughing]

Nurse.

Excuse me.

Can I see the doctor?

Hold it, speedy.

Before you see the doctor

You got to fill these forms

In triplicate.

Go down to the east wing, take the elevator

Then back to the west wing.

And don't get lost.

Hey, hey.

Where do you think you're going, stud?

[Drill whirring]

[Screaming]

[Toilet flushing]

A-ha! Someone to heal.

Let's see. What seems to be the problem?

Don't tell me.

Don't tell me!

Mm-hmm.

A-ha!

Got to get this fixed.

Yep, you're sick.

[Mumbling:] ...medicine...

I need some medicine.

What?

I said I need some medicine.

Mm-hmm.

Let me run some more tests

To find the exact problem.

Cough, please.

[Coughing]

Mm-hmm.

Again.

[Coughing]

Mmm..

Again!

[Coughing]

Ah!

[Growling]

That will be fine.

Good.

Uh-huh.

Just what I thought--

Neoclassical elizabethan buildup.

There you go.

This should do the trick.

There's one more test to conduct.

Dr. Leroy to gynecology, please. Dr. Leroy...

Hey, I thought I strapped you to the bed!

♪ La la la, la la la

♪ La la la, la la la...

[Birds chirping]

"Warning! Not to be taken orally."

[Screaming]

[Burps]

[Coughing]

[Vomiting]

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up

Up, up.

Who..? Who..?

Who are you?

We are the enchanted upchucks.

I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick.

I'm wretch.

I'm hurl.

I'm spew.

We're here to nurse you back to life.

And it seems like we came in the nick of time.

Hmm... No pulse.

I got to get better for the big w.w.w.w.f. Match.

Well, then, let's go to work, boys.

We'll fix you right up.

What do you think, guys?

A little tea to start him off with?

Oh, I like tea.

Well, then, you'll love...

All: toe jam tea!

[All grunting]

[Grunts]

[Groaning]

[Thud]

[Sniffing]

Ouch.

My head doesn't feel too well.

Let's have a look inside.

There's your problem.

Hmm...

Let's see if we can't...

[Grunting]

Oops.

[Chuckles]

Sorry.

There you go.

Good as new.

What he really needs

Is a heavy dose of vitamin c and iron.

Hop to it.

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

Okay, hurl, bring it in.

[Burps]

All: iron!

Ow!

My head.

Ice! Ice!

That will fix his headache.

Okay, boys, this will do the trick.

Ah...

Better put in a bit more pepper, hurl.

[expl*si*n]

Here we go!

[Yelling]

[Alarms clanging]

[Siren wailing]

[Growling]

That's it. I've had it.

You guys are history!

Hmm-- that's gratitude for you.

Rocko: come back here.

Now I got you.

Prepare to meet your...

Huh?

[Sniffing]

Hey.

I feel great.

I can breathe.

I'm cured.

I owe it all to you guys.

Thanks.

Think nothing of it, old bean.

[Barking]

Hey, spunky.

Spunky, look at me.

I'm all better.

We can go to the match.

Well, our job is done.

All: see you around, pal!

Wretch: ta-ta!

Looks like we're going to make the big match, spunky.

Yeah, it's morning.

Rise and shine, spunky.

It's the big day.

Oh, spunky.

You caught my flu.

I'm sorry.

Hey ya, rock.

I came to see how you were feeling.

I'm okay

But spunky's got the bug now.

We won't make it to the match.

Don't worry, spunky.

I'll stay here and take care of you.

Here, hef. Take these tickets.

They're the best seats in the house.

Gee, thanks, rock.

Don't worry. I'll have a great time.

Hope you can find someone to go with.

Oh, yeah. I know just the one.

Come on, spunky.

Let's get all comfy and watch the match on tv.

This should be good.

Announcer: welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

The wild world o' wacky wrestling federation presents...

The main event!

In this corner, weighing in at pounds

The doctor of doom, the proctologist of pain...

That maniacal medicine man of moosejaw...

Dr. Bendova!

What? You!

I thought I strapped you to the bed!

[Growling]

Bendova: ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!

Hurl: I got on the nurse.