01x08 - Raging Cow/Great Sheep Escape

[bunniefuu]

I'm just heading to the fields, duke, I'll be back.

[Animal noises]

Clear!

[♪...]

All right!

"Rat-abunga!"

Man: ♪ from the haystacks up to the hilltops ♪

♪ We go on dancing...

[Animals cheering]

♪ ...through the night

Ow, ow, ok, ow.

Ow!

Whoo!

♪ Do-si-do your partner, now

♪ Gonna party now till the morning light ♪

♪ Do-si-do and don't you know ♪

♪ It's just the way we animals roll. ♪

Ha-ha!

[♪...]

[Cheering and whistling...]

[Music ends]

All right, give it up, come on, barn boys in the house.

[Cheering]

Ok, ok, it's time to bring the room down a little bit.

Back by no one's demand, please put your paws together

For the one- and, thank goodness, the only-

Green guy group!

[Cheering and applause...]

[♪...]

Hey, you stink.

The only thing more rotten than that fish is your act.

Whoa, big fella, take it easy, we're all friends here.

"Whoa," did you just "whoa" me?

What am i, your polo pony?

You got a problem, homes?

Otis, don't take that, whip his oat-munching butt.

Ok, see, that's the kind of thing I'm always telling you isn't helpful.

[Whinnies, squeals]

[Crash]

[Crowd murmurs]

Looking for me?

Whoo-hoo! [Grunts]

[Cheering]

Hey, do you guys like that?

Hey, how 'bout this? [Grunts]

Prepare for my patented crowd-pleasing heckler toss.

[Laughs]

[Gasps]

[Neighs]pig: go, otis!

Yes, some animals may have been harmed in the making of this butt-kicking.

Come on, hit it, boys.

Come on, hillbillies.

Otis, you're a lifesaver.

Please accept our thanks and this commemorative halibut.

Wow, guys, that is really thoughtful... And revolting.

Nice moves, otis, but next time you might want to follow up with

A reverse whammy airplane spin toss.

Oh...

[Laughing]: ok, thanks, abby... I think I know what I'm doing.

Male voice: very impressive, my boy.

Otis, is it?

May I say that I greatly admire your pugilistic tempestuosity?

[Whispering]: I don't think those are real words.

Quiet, he seems to be praising me.

Uh, thank you, mister...

Bling, don bling, animal fight promoter.

Otis, I think you have what it takes to make it in the professional wrestling game.

Really?

Wow, being a pro wrestler is one of the things I've always dreamed about.

[Laughs]

Your enthusiasm is like a tsunami of infectatiousness.

Thank you... What did he say?

No clue.

Uh, something about a ketchup sandwich.

Your first fight will be tomorrow night.

Meet me at ringside.

Son, you're gonna be a star.

Now that I understood, yes!

Oh, otis, I'm so happy for you.

Being a wrestler's always been my dream too.

Well, abby, when I'm out there raining pain and hailing hurt on those who deserve it

It'll be for you.

Really?

Nah, I'll be thinking of me.

Now, let's rev it up and wrestle!

If you ask me, you should be in there instead of dum-dum.

You got rasslin' in your blood, girl.

No, bessy, otis is a natural.

I'm too proper, too shy.

Come on, let's get it started!

Pull his limbs off and b*at him with his own leg!

[Cheering and applause...]

[♪...]

Star coming through, no touching.

Back, back, back, back, back.

[Grunts]

Ahh, spleen.

The last thing I want is a nice clean fight.

Now get in there and make it ugly.

You got it, mr. Bling.

You, I want you, I'm gonna make you cry.

Say my name, say it.

Otis, otis, that's the ref... That'syour opponent.

[Growls]

♪ Oh, milk me...

You can do this.

And if you can't, I took out a comprehensive life insurance policy.

Hey, otis, what kind of bandage do you want?

I got super-gauzy for head trauma and extra-absorbent for multiple contusions.

I figure you're gonna need...

Neither, I don't need either, I can do this.

Look, if I give it all I've got, I know that I can...

[Bell rings]mother.

[Roars]

Ahh, ahh, mad cow, mad cow!

[Crowd booing]

Now, this is entertainment.

Pass the popcorn.

Oh, I can't look.

It's too much for my delicate constitution.

Get him, otis, tear him to shreds!

I think we have a lot in common.

Do you like hay? No, see, me neither. [Whimpers]

[Roars]

Ow, that hurt... Oh, I am losing consciousness.

[Gasps]

One, two, three, you're out of here.

[Cheering]

Huh... I must be stronger than I thought.

Oh, well, can't win 'em all.

Something ain't right, bessy, I smell a rat.

[Sniffs]

Or a hedgehog.

Yes, I am the greatest!

No, seriously, I'm really good.

Otis, I got the perfect name for you: the milk machine.

I was gonna suggest poopy mchits-a-lot, but yours is good too.

I predict your fame will surpass my wildest expectorations.

And that's good, yes?

Oh, baby, it's fantastic.

[Cheering]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, otis, can I talk to you?

Sure, how's next tuesday?

Get over here.

I think that fight was fixed.

Fixed, what are you talking about, fixed?

I destroyed that palooka,come on.

Look, otis, I'm sorry, but you are not a good wrestler.

What?

I'm telling you, your clumsy body slam could've easily been countered

With a scissor-nosed hammer lock.

Wait...

Or a double-curly pile driver.

[Grunts]

That cow wasn't even trying.

She makes a compelling argument.

Sounds to me like someone's jealous.

Ha, I'll say.

Yeah, it's eating you alive that my wrestling career is taking off and yours never did.

Fine, but when you get your haunches handed to you in a real match

Remember, I warned you.

You know what, she's always doubted my wrestling skills

And math skills and language skills

But mostly it's my wrestling skills.

Well, I'm gonna show her.

I am going straight to the top, abby, do you hear that?

Pip: we need a song.

I got one, and it goes something like this.

♪ They say it's over, but they're all wrong ♪

♪ 'Cause it's never ending till you hear the gong ♪

♪ Otis, you're the best, you're on top ♪

♪ You're gonna go all the way, you'll never stop ♪

♪ Otis, you're the best, you'll always win ♪

♪ Overcoming an obstacle, you're the wizard of win... Ning. ♪

What?

You guys never heard that one?

Oh, man, I am one pumped mouse.

After otis wins tonight, he'll move on to the championship.

I don't know, his next opponent looks pretty tough.

"Don't hurt me, milk machine.

I got a wife and four calves," and then I go, "ahh!"

Come on, man, you gotta really sell it.

Listen, we both know that otis is the worst wrestler ever.

You gotta convince folks that you're really afraid of him.

[Pig sneezes]

Uh, sorry, wrong room.

Pip: didn't hear a thing.

Alley-oop!

[Freddy grunts]

Alley-oop again.

Thanks, guys, this is really helping.

Otis, abby was right, all of your fights have been fixed.

What?

Pip, come on, don't tell me you guys are jealous of my fame too.

Listen, there's absolutely no way they're losing to me on purpose.

Don't hurt me, milk machine, I got a wife and, and... Line?

[Grunts]

I am powerful.

Crowd: milk machine, milk machine, milk machine!

Now that's what I call spectaculus.

Be here next week for the championship bout...

The disaster in the pasture.

[Cheering and whistling]

Pip, what are we gonna do?

Otis is never gonna believe he can't really wrestle.

He's walking around like a champion.

I know.

If he faces a guy who's really trying, he'll get destroyed.

We gotta stop that fight!

Excuse me, allow me to rectify your disconceptualizations.

Uh, does that mean he's gonna hurt us?

Pretty much.get 'em.

Pig: yep, he's gonna hurt us.pip: I'm a bleeder.

[♪...]

[Cheering and whistling...]

Ladies and gentlemen...

[Goat baas]

Get ready for the disaster in the pasture.

Ooh, I'm gonna win this thing, I can feel it in my bones.

And my bones are incredibly smart.

Yeah... [Clears throat] about that... You're not winning tonight, otis.

You're taking a dive in the sixth.

[Laughs]

You know, when I do understand you, you're very, very funny.

Oh, I'm serious, otis.

You didn't think you could play in the big leagues now, did you?

You had a nice run, but now you're going down.

[Gasps] I can't believe it.

Abby and the others were right.

Well, you can forget it, pal.

The milk machine doesn't take a dive for anyone.

Not even for your friends?

[Groaning]

Pip, pig?

Let 'em go, bling.

After you've thrown the match.

And if you try to cross me, they'll be sent to one of my wrestling camps

To be used as practice dummies.

Ok, stop, stop, stop, I'll do whatever you want, just please leave my friends alone.

Good boy.

Now get out there and lose like you've never lost before.

Crowd: milk machine, milk machine, milk machine...

I can't believe I let him play me like that.

Oh, well, how hard can it be to lose?

Could be very hard, it turns out.

Whoa... Whoa!

[Grunts]

I was afraid this would happen.

Where's pip and pig?

They gotta help me stop this.

Yeah, and bring me back a box of malted milk balls.

[Groaning]

How'd you boys like to see some real rasslin'? [Roars]

Ok, otis, it's the sixth, time to take your dive.

[Punch lands]crowd: ooh.

I am but a humble bread maker.

Otis, look who I found.

Pip, pig, you're not practice dummies.

Abby freed us from bling's g*ons.

Now get up and milk that cow.

Ok, fella, I may not be, you know, a real wrestler

But you and that boss of yours made one big mistake.

You messed with my friends.

Prepare for a bovine blizzard.

[Both mooing]

[Otis grunts]

[Cheering and whistling]

What are you doing?

You're making a mockery of fixed wrestling.

Crowd: toss him, toss him, toss him!

[Otis grunts]

Not the hair!

[Cheering and whistling]

Abby, abby...!

Otis, otis, I'm here for you.

Come closer, I gotta say something.

What is it?

Even closer.

I am so a real wrestler, in your face.

[Raspberry]

I want to thank you guys for helping me, you know...

Even though I acted like a complete jerk.

Oh, that's all right, otis.

You proved that you got what it takes.

I sure did.

You amateurs care to try out my new steel cage pain palace?

Abby: amateurs? [Roars]

Otis: whoa, whoa... [Grunts]

Not bad.

I'll be here on the floor.

[♪...]

All right, sheep, it's bear season, so you know what that means.

Exercise caution and stay within the perimeter of the farm?

No, no, it means I'm gonna rub you down with salmon to disguise your scent.

Come on, line up.

But, duke, that makes no sense.

Yeah, fish forms a substantial part of a bear's basic diet.

You see, that's the kind of fancy college talk that attracts bears, mister.

Now, who's first? Come on.

[Baaing]

Hey, duke, old buddy, we need a fifth for poker and you're a complete suck...

I mean, I'm gonna take your money...

Hey, I mean, you know, words are weird.

Say no more, my friend, I'm in.

All right, take five, guys.

I'm gonna take these chumps to poker school.

Take your time.

Yes, we'll be here, not implementing any plan to escape.

Don't say that.

Ow.

Wow, duke, I play with a lot of great poker players, and you're not one of them.

[Laughs] you guys just got lucky.

Come on, next time I'll... Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

Where are the sheep?

They were right here.

Hey, check it out, I think they left a note for you.

"Dear duke, you vacuous, simpering moron."

Hey, you're not vacuous.

"Our mental superiority makes it impossible to tolerate your idiotic leadership"?

[Baaing]: "good-bye forever..."

Wow, that's harsh.

But hey, you know what always cheers me up?

More poker.

Those ingrates, I'll show them who's incompetent.

[Sniffs] I've already picked up their trail.

Come on. [Barking]

[Fish lands]pip: ah, gross.

Aha, I got ya.

Dude, that's a sweater.

Uh, I knew that.

[Barking]

That's a rock.

Again, knew it.

[Barking]

That's another rock.

Awkward.

Think, duke, think.

The answer is probably right in front of you...!

What the heck?

There's a huge tunnel down here.

This must be how they escaped.

Dude, if you watch them all the time, how'd they dig a tunnel?

Uh, I might have an idea about that.

Dig, duke, dig.

The lost city of steak bones is just a few more feet.

[Sheep laughing]

I can't believe I was the one who dug their escape tunnel.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Whoa, whoa, dude, it's ok.

No, wait, I'm not finished... Stupid, stupid.

You might want to throw in a "moron."

The one thing I'm good at, and I even messed that up.

I should just turn myself in at the nearest glue factory.

Aren't glue factories for horses?

So?

You saying I wouldn't make a good-quality adhesive?

Hey, duke, come on, buddy, you're not going to any glue factory.

It's no use, otis.

I'm a loser.

Wow, poor duke, he really is a loser.

We can't let him turn himself into glue.

Why not?

This macaroni art isn't gonna make itself.

I gotta snap him out of this.

Duke's family, I mean, he's like the crazy uncle we never had.

Right... I never had a crazy uncle.

The easter bunny has betrayed me.

We'll have to close the beaches.

You can't close the beaches, we're a summer town.

Get these turtles out of my head, please!

And lindy... [Singing]

Duke, get up... We gotta get those sheep back, and you're the only one who can do it, buddy.

He is?quiet, he's buying it.

You mean that, otis?yes, I do.

You're a sheepdog, it's in your blood.

Now, you get in that hole and do what you do best.

You're right, I can do this.

This is my moment to shine... Whoa!

We better go with him.yeah.

You guys stay here, and do not let the farmer find out the sheep are gone.

Freddy: you got it, otis.

Abby: absolutely.

Pig: count on us, absolutely.

What are we gonna do?

I didn't even hear what he said.

I thought you had a plan.

Duke: follow me, guys, my keen senses will guide us.

Otis: yeah, just look out for the... [Clang]

Nothing.

[Sniffing]

They went this way, I know it.

Hey, can I interest you gentlemen in some, uh, quality digital timepieces?

Tony two-cheeks, great.

Have you seen a missing flock of sheep?

Maybe I did... Then again, maybe I did not.

All right, whiskers, where's my sheep?

I'm warning you.

Duke, I think you might make him mad.

Oh, I don't get mad.

I let jumbo and big vinnie do it for me.

[Whistles]

What, these little... Whoa!

[Duke yelling...][Man sings operatically...]

Tony, I got sticky buns back at the barn if you help us find those sheep.

Whoa, whoa, hold the phone.

Are you axing me to betray a client?

That's what I'm axing you.

Done.

The sheep are in the back of a truck headed for this train station.

You could intersect them here if you cut through here.

But you better hurry, 'cause the train to new zealand leaves at :.

:, We'll never catch them in time.

You guys need a ride?

I think we're good.

Duke, get up, tony told us how to catch those sheep.

[Spits] I knew he'd cave.

I put the fear of dog into that furry slimeball.

[Whistles]

Well, nice to see you guys, you're looking real fit.

Um, have fun with the corruption and the hurting people.

Later.

You know what I like best about this plan?

Nothing, it's crazy stupid.

Although I will enjoy yanking these cotton balls off your fur.

Here he comes.

Ok, guys, just like we rehearsed.

Uh, I don't know, abby, what if I forget my lines?

Abby: shh, here he comes.

Morning, sheep.

Baa-ha-ha-ha.

Baa.

Uh, bee...

No, uh, boo...

Sounds like a case of the nervous woolies.

This calls for drastic measures.

Uh, bonsai!

Bloobity... Bollywood!

The shortcut worked.

The truck full of sheep is headed right this way.

Ok, guys, just like i... I mean, just like duke planned.

Right.

Uh, what exactly did I plan again?

[Horn honks]

Well, what the heck...

Congratulations, sir, I couldn't help but notice you driving by.

Why, you've been selected as a finalist for "america's next top truck driver."

What, I've never heard of...

Well, it's on thursday nights on a channel.

Ok, out of the cab and let's see you strut that gut.

Come on, let's do it to it.

[Chuckling]: well, I'm a little... Ok, I guess.

I actually got a designer evening gown in the glove compartment.

It's not mine, it's my friend's, he left it with me, I mean, he...

Aha.

[Baaing]

Thought you could get away from old duke, did you?

Well, what have you got to say for yourselves now?

Uh... Fetch!

Oh, please, are you kidding me?

Like I'm gonna let you guys out of my sight

Just so I can chase a bunch of bouncy, colorful, irresistible...

Oh, who am I kidding? [Barking]

Grab that motorbike, quick.

[Barking]

Duke, what are you doing, where are the sheep?

[Barks] the sheep?

[Engine revving]

Chorus: ♪ we're just breaking the law ♪

♪ Without breaking a sweat...

[Baaing]: loser.

[Engine revs]

[Coughs] come on, duke, you can still catch 'em.

I know you can.

Nah, they're right, otis.

I ama loser.

I don't deserve to be called a sheepdog.

No, don't talk like that, hey, hey, duke, where you going?

To the glue factory.

Next time you see me, I'll be on the back of a stamp.

Pip: wow, he really is a loser.

No... Come on, buddy, look, pip, what, say something, any ideas?

I hope he'll be one of those self-adhesive stamps, those are cool.

Thanks, very helpful.

I'm just saying I don't want to lick him.

Nobody's licking anyone.

Look, you get duke and meet me at the train station.

This is not over.

Okey-doke, I'm fierce and I'm ready to work it.

Here I am. [Laughs]

Hello... Hello?

[Pig gibbering]

What's the farmer doing to poor pig?

Listen to him, he's in horrible gurgling agony.

Farmer: I'll be right back, sheep.

Come on, maybe we can save him.

[Whirring]

Oh, hi, guys.

Sweet massage chair, huh?

I recommend the "oggita, oggita, oggita" setting.

Pig, I thought the farmer was treating you for the nervous woolies.

He is- turns out you treat the nervous woolies with soothing chair massage.

Oggita, oggita, oggita... [Gibbering]

Man: : to new zealand now boarding on track .

Sheep, wait, don't get on that train.

Whoa! [Grunting]

Guys, please, if you go, it'll destroy duke.

Too bad, duke's an idiot.

Yeah, and we're geniuses.

I got on my s.a.t.s.

No, no, I mean it'll really destroy him.

He's headed for the glue factory right now.

Glue factory, isn't that for horses?

Never mind that, you gotta come back.

I'll do anything. [Grunts]

[Grunting...]

[Baaing]: anything?

Anything, you just have to make it look like duke captured you.

Well, there's the glue factory, I told you I knew where it was.

This ain't the glue factory, it looks like a train station.

Uh, it's a train station/ glue factory.

Guess I'll go check in.

Yeah, you do that, I'll go find...

Oh, no!

Otis: ouch, I am being thrashed about.

Oh, the wooly hooves of fury.

Duke, the sheep are giving otis a b*at-down. Say what?

Ow, you wouldn't get away with this if my friend duke were here.

Ow, oh, that won't heal properly.

All right, sheep, step away from the cow.

It's duke, the party is over.

We're as good as captured.

Especially if he finds us with this convenient rope.

[Sigh]

Rope!

Wow, thanks, duke.

I couldn't have done it without you.

You can say that again.

Hey, not for nothing, but you fellows really slow a guy down.

Ok, that's it, hold me back, let go, let me go.

So just to be clear, you admit that I outsmarted you

With my superior brain power, right, sheep?

Sure, whatever.

Mmm, sounds fine to me.

Yeah, you really showed us.

You guys seem different somehow.

I can't quite put my paw on it.

Come on, guys, I've already cooked you an authentic new zealand banquet

And dressed up in these stupid native clothes.

What else do you want?

Less yapping, more festive kiwi folk dancing.

Yeah, put your butt into it.

[♪...]

[Sheep baaing]

[Scatting...]

[♪...]

Man: o...

Mation.

[♪...]