03x01 - Team Santos

[bunniefuu]

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ What they will do next, you never can tell ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ And Miguel

♪ Brother and sister and best friends, as well ♪

♪ With each misadventure, they're put to the test ♪

♪ Working together is what they do best ♪

♪ Helping their family and friends, that's the start ♪

♪ They make a great team, as they each do their part ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ Maya and Miguel

♪ What they will do next, you never can tell ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ It's Maya ♪

♪ And Miguel

♪ Maya and Miguel

♪ Brother and sister and best friends, as well ♪

♪ Brother and sister

♪ Maya and Miguel

Yeah, the weekend!

After a long, hard week at school,

the kid needs a break!

And that's where the weekend comes in.

Of course, on a weekend when Miguel is going to win

the citywide soccer championships,

and we're going to the community center carnival day...

[Both laugh]

who's got time to rest?

TITO: Maya!

!¡Mi tio Santiago me va a dar un pez!

You're getting a fish?

!¡Sí!

I'm going to name him Dorado.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Hmm.

[Buzzer]

I think it's time for my new Honkblaster !

[Horn blows]

If he makes this kick, he'll win the game!

I can't watch!

[Horn blows]

Oh, no!

Uhh!

ANNOUNCER: Scooooore!

Way to score, Miguel![Horn blows]

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Flanagan kicks a game-winning goal!

The Yellow Tigers win the city championships!

Yikes.

Thanks, man. Nice pass! Ha ha.

Ugh!

Why would someone blow a horn that loud?

And at that moment, of all moments?

What were they thinking?!

Well, you know, that's really hard to say, Miguel.

But if I had to put myself in her--

you know, or his--place,

I mean, who knows if it's a her or a him--

but if I had to put myself in her

size / orange sneakers, heh heh,

I would guess the cute and really, really, really

hard to stay mad at person who did this,

was, you know, just trying to cheer you on.

Right? Wouldn't you agree?

[Horn blows][Squawks]

What was that?

MIGUEL: Hey.

Oh.

Hmm.

OK, maybe I know

exactly what that person was thinking.

Uh-oh.

Maya!

But aren't I cute and hard to stay mad at?

Miguel, Mama made your favorite:

arroz con pollo.

!¡Buen provecho!

Not hungry.

Miguel, lo siento.

!¡Sí! She's very sorry.

So sorry!

Paco, we have to cheer Miguel up,

so do your monkey impression.

That always makes him laugh.

[Imitates monkey]

!¡Paco! !Mono! !¡Paco! !Mono!

[Imitates monkey]

[Sighs]

Carnival's tomorrow. That'll cheer him up!

There! That one!

My goldfish!

Oh. Yeah, I see. That fish.

No, Tio, that one!

His name is Dorado. He's special.

Oh! Doradito!

Sí. That's the one that I want!

OK, Tito.

After the carnival, we'll get Dorado.

And what can I do for you, Señora Lopez?

Adios.

I just came to pick up the goldfish

you generously donated to the carnival.

Oh, yes. The goldfish. Of course.

Here you go.

Gracias, Señor Santos.

These will make wonderful prizes

for the children to win.

TITO, VOICE-OVER: Dorado!

Doradito!

Good-Bye! Bye-Bye!

[All laugh]

Oh.

We've got to figure out how to cheer Miguel up,

'cause his clown face is freaking me out!

I've tried everything

and none of my ideas have worked!

!¡Eso es!

Look, that's the captain of

the soccer team that b*at Miguel.

He's signing up for the big carnival competition.

So, we sign Miguel up, we b*at them,

and make that clown turn his frown upside down!

Yeah, and hope he forgets about

you accidentally blowing the horn

that cost him the game.

Ha ha! Yeah, that, too!

[Bottles clink]

Oh, this is it.

Tito's fish.

Or maybe it's that fish?

¿O será este?

Or that fish?

Or that fish? Or that fish? Or...?

Oh, no!

Hey, thanks for the great assist

in my game-winning goal!

Too bad you passed to the wrong team! Ha!

My brother wouldn't have completely choked

and kicked that ball like he'd never played before,

dashing the hopes and dreams of his entire team,

if someone hadn't accidentally blown that horn!

Thanks for defending me.

Oh, de nada.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to the big carnival competition!

In this corner, the Flanagan brothers.

And in this corner, the Santos family.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I mean, I love ya, man, but let's be clear:

I'm no Santos!

[Blows whistle]

Intentional foul!

The rules clearly state: each team must be made

entirely of members of one family.

¿Todos de la misma familia?

Family-- mother, father,

second cousin once removed on your mother's side,

the uncle who pinches your cheek--

but not friends.

Now, get your family out here, pronto!

Ay, ay, ay!

!¡Primo! !¡Te necesito!

Um, this is my cousin Tito.

Cousin. Check!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ay...

Um... [Gasps]

[Panting]

ELENA: Whoa!

Um, and this is my grandmother,

Abuela Elena!

Grandmother. Check.

OK, you need one more to make on your team.

One more, one more...there!

Paco's there! Heh heh heh!

Paco is part of our family.

Well, of course Paco is part of your family.

[Cats meowing, purring]

Right, Lulu? Buttercup?

[Baby voice] Purr for daddy.

Let me guess. You are a family, right?

Meet my brother Ronnie, my brother Manny, and my brother Frankie.

Oh, well, uh,

you still need one more to make .

Meet our pet: Crusher.

[Growling]

[Paco squawking, whimpering]

Great.

[Blows whistle] Let the games begin!

We can take 'em! [Gulp]

Uh, I think.

I know it looks bad, but this is where we look into

the face of almost certain defeat

and find out what kind of a family we really are!

So, let me see your game faces.

That's the face of victory!

Are we scared of a little competition?

Yep. [Gulp]

No-o-o-o!

We welcome competition!

¿Me veo bien?

You look, uh, beautiful.

Awk! Go, team!

Come on, Paco!

Show that mutt who's on top of the food chain!

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Whistling]

OK, Team Santos, dig deep, play hard!

Now, let's get out there and win, win, win, win, win!

!¡Vamos a ganar!

Whoa! Uhh!

[Growling]

Hola, perrito...heh.

The first event is a sack race.

Gentlemen, take your sacks and go to the starting line.

[Crowd cheering]

Hop like you've never hopped before!

On your mark, get set, go!

[Blows whistle]

Hop faster! Harder! Longer!

!¡Andale, Miguel!

Be the sack!

Maya, be quiet!

[Thump] Ay!

[Rip]

[Thump]

Miguel, get up! It's not over!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Way to go, Miguel!

[Cheering]

[Buzzer]

I need two more volunteers.

OK, who wants a piece of me?

This is the balloon shaving competition.

Whoever gets rid of all the shaving cream

using their popsicle stick

without popping their balloon first, wins!

[Crowd cheering]

On your mark, get set...

[Blows whistle]

Careful, Maya.

One stroke at a time.

Don't worry, Ronnie.

She's like her brother--

choking in the final stretch.

♪ Maya, Maya, she won't stop ♪

♪ Hold the balloon so it doesn't... ♪

[Growling]

Pop! Ha ha ha!

[Crowd cheering]

We have another winner!

Team Santos!

[Cheering]

TITO, MAYA, AND MIGUEL: Team Santos!

[All grunting]

Sorry.

Ah. Ha ha ha! Gracias.

[Buzzer]

Yes! Team Santos rules!

Oh, yeah! We're going straight to

the carnival hall of fame!

I need two more volunteers for the next competition.

[Crowd cheering]

Cousin, it's your turn.

Yeah! Tito's the man!

PACO: Go, Tito! Go, Tito! Go, Tito!

This challenge--the piñata!

[Cheering and applause]

On your mark, get set, go!

Uhh, uhh!

Come on, Tito! You can do it!

You're the man!

ALL: Come on, Tito!

[Whistle blows]

Ay, ay!

Good try, Tito.

Yeah, no way he'll hit it.

[Blows whistle]

[Cheering and applause]

[Buzzer]

ALL: Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Hmph.Hmph.

Come on! Faster!

[Bell rings]

Who's next?

OK!

[Applause]

Team Flanagan!

Next we have the -yard dash.

You can do it, Abuelita!

On your mark, get set...

Eat my dust.

[Crowd booing]Go!

[Blows whistle]

Was your plan to make today hurt so much

I'd forget about the pain of yesterday?

Because it's working.

!¡Me duele!

[Buzzer]ALL: Oh, yeah!

Take that!Oh, yeah!

Miguel, it hurts me more than it hurts you.

OK, what do I have to do?

[Sighs]

Ay!

The first one to carry their egg to their teammate

on the other side of the field,

without breaking it, wins!

[Cheering and applause]

[Squawks] [Growling]

Awk!

Paco, don't tell me you're afraid of him?

I'm sure he's just a harmless pup

once you get to know him.

Right, Crusher-wusher?

Cute little doggie?[Growling]

Fly fast and high.

On your mark, get set...

Go! Go!

[Squawks] Paco will save the day.

[Squawks]

Foul!

Crusher has been disqualified!

All Paco has to do is finish, and we win!

Stop! Crusher, leave him alone!

Paco, go to Miguel!

Bad dog! Sit! Stop! Roll over!

Play muerto!

[Squawking]

Hey, hey, hey! Paco! Here! Here!

Come here, Paco!

Paco!

Paco! Uhh!

Foul! It's a tie!

Neither team wins!

You've, um, got egg on your face. Ha ha ha!

Yeah, I know.

Eso es... Eso es...

Ay, eso es. Eso es.

[Sighs]

OK, I'll fess up.

I don't have a plan.

No vamos a ganar.

Yep.

We're definitely not going to win.

So, should we just throw in the towel?

Quit?

Yeah. I mean, it doesn't seem like

your heart is in this anymore.

You have a point. [Sighs]

Ha!

Doradito, are you in there?

Duck, duck, fish!

[Blows whistle]

This round will be a tie-breaker to determine who wins.

All members of each team must participate,

and winner takes it all!

Sudden death. My favorite.

I need Santoses.

Maya? Miguel?

One moment, please.

!¡Maya, Miguel, vamos!

It's time for the tie-breaker.

What's the point?

Yeah, really.

They're just going to win.

Pero since when is winning the only reason to play a game?

Aren't you having fun?

Well, I'm having fun. And between us,

no team Flanagan is going to break my record!

Now, that's a pep talk!

Let's make our abuelita proud!

ALL: San-tos! San-tos! San-tos!

Uhh!

Right! Winner takes all!

On your mark, get set...

[Blows whistle]

[Squawking]

Look, they're so scared, they're running away from us!

Running away?

It's called b*ating you!

Tell yourself whatever you need to.

Ha ha ha!

No pain, no gain!

Uh-oh!

Look!

It's OK, Manny. We'll get you out.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tito, you are the man!

Uhh!

Uhh.

Ha ha ha!

[Squawking]

Ooh!

[Grunting]

[Clang]

Yes!

[Kiss]

It's tied!

They have two flags,

and we have two flags.

All we have to do is figure out this maze!

Paco, go get a bird's-eye view!

A maze.

[Squawking]

What did you see?

[Groaning] Very...dizzy!

[Groaning]

Out of my way.

There is nothing in the world I love

more than a good puzzle.

!¡Vamos!

Don't worry, Manny.

We'll find our way out.

Hey...so...

how do we get out of here?

Just follow my abuelita.

ELENA: !¡Vamos!

Team Santos, I declare you

winners of the carnival competition!

[Cheering]

Congrats.

You guys, you were tough.

But I gotta say your grandma is awesome.

And don't you forget it.

!¡Tio Santiago!

Hello, Tito.

Are you ready to get your new goldfish?

That's what I come to tell you.

I hope you're not mad, but guess what.

I want to tell you that I won Doradito at the carnival!

Lo siento, Tio.

!¡Gracias, Tio!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

MAYA, VOICE-OVER: Team Santos had a great day.

[Blows horn] [Squawking]

Oy, oy, oy!

Ay!

MAYA, VOICE-OVER: The best part was not that we won,

but that the Santos family had a good time!

Well, all but one of us...

Ay!

KIDS: Mmm, fish! !¡Delicioso!

Heh. Heh-heh-heh.