02x06 - Little Otis/Kids in the City

[bunniefuu]

I'm just heading to the fields, duke.

I'll be back.

[Engine rumbling]

Clear!

[Rocking square dance music]

All right!

♪

Ratabunga.

♪ From the haystacks

♪ Up to the hilltops

♪ We're going dancing...

Whoo-hoo!

Ow. Ow.

Okay. Ow.

Ow!

♪ Do-si-do your partner now

♪ There's a party till the morning light ♪

♪ Do-si-do

♪ And don't you know

♪ It's just the way we animals roll ♪

[Motorcycle revving]

Ha, ha!

[Upbeat music]

♪

Why do we bother cleaning?

We're just gonna end up collecting more junk.

[Shredder buzzes and rattles]

Now, freddy, it's spring cleaning,

And everyone has to do his part--

Even otis.

Cleaning is awesome.

Chores are great.

Whoops. I missed a spot.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Hey, bucket head, what's two plus two?

Lemon-y fresh.

Stubborn mold.

No, I want to scrub the toilet.

[expl*si*n] whoa!

Otis!

[Sobbing] he was so young.

That ought to trick 'em.

I'll be up at the farmer's watching tv.

I think you recorded that. Nah, I'm sure it's fine.

Let's go. Yeah, get otis.

Hey, later in the show, my mom's gonna show us

How to make her delicious blueberry chili.

Ain't that a punch in the taste buds?

You're a blueberry chili, hilly.

Isn't he a blueberry chili, everyone?

Hey, I'm a blueberry chil--

What's that supposed to mean?

Ah, I love cleaning day.

There he is. I knew he'd be here.

I knew we'd find him.

Oh, hey, guys.

Uh, how's the cleaning going?

Uh-huh.

Let's go. Yeah, let's go.

Sir, I am disappointed.

Meow.

Sorry, otis. I tried to stop them.

Ah, it's not your fault, pip.

It was wrong of me to foist my responsibilities

Off on my friends.

So who are you gonna foist them off on now?

I'm not sure yet. Hey, everybody...

Ever wanted to clone a farm animal

And foist your work off onto them?

Keep talking.

Hi, I'm farmer clem of father clem's cloneatorium.

And I'll clone your animals

Using fancy man-science-type stuff.

Sheep, chickens, ducks, cows.

Even platypi.

Just send me a fur clipping from your animule,

And I'll do the rest.

[Sheep baa]

Help us.

Do it now.

Sweet. I can clone myself

And make clone otis do all my chores.

Aren't you worried about toying

With the delicate fabric of nature?

Nope. Now...

How to remove a tuft of my fur

Without causing myself too much

Pain!

Thanks. No problem.

And away we clone.

My new clone is here! My new clone is here!

Otis, what are you talking about?

I'll show you what I'm talking about.

Gentle citizens of the barnyard, and bessy,

I present to you...

Huh?

It's gotta be in here somewhere.

This chews.

Where's my astonishingly lifelike clone?

Hey, people. What's happening?

Where's the party?

Check it out. The party's right here.

Whoo-hoo!

♪ A-dancing, dancing, dancing, I'm dancing ♪

[Laughter]

Hey, that isn't me.

Wha-- he's, like, a foot tall.

[Laughing] wait. What's this?

"Clones not actual size."

[Laughter] milk me.

Hey, mouse. Up high.

Down low. Too slow.

Whoo-hoo!

Let's watch some sports bloopers.

Better yet, let's party in the middle of the day

For no apparent reason.

♪ Dancin', dancin' no apparent reason ♪

Hey, he's just like otis.

He's nothing like me.

I completely and utterly reject him.

Look, everyone. It's mini moo.

[Laughter]

Hey, she's mean and loud.

This'll shut her talkhole.

Aah!

Crash

Son!

♪ People here's a song about my best clone ♪

Whoa!

♪ My mini moo

♪ When we hang together, people, we got no plans ♪

♪ We're just running round and doing pranks ♪

♪ And putting the smack down

♪ On the man

Cleaning is awesome. Cleaning is awesome.

Cleaning is awesome.

[Laughter]

♪ He's my best clone

So I said, "what's your favorite root vegetable?"

And we both said, "rutabaga,"

Both: at the exact same time.

Uh-huh.

Hey, sweet, mama.

How about a little lip wrestling?

Hey, there's another you and your clone have in common:

He likes abby just like you do.

What? I do not like abby?

Really?

Well, your little clone seems to.

So?

You have the same brain as him.

Yeah, but, I mean... Yeah, huh?

Can't answer that, can you?

I can. I just choose not to.

♪ Otis likes me ♪ no I don't

Yes, you do.

Oh, that's real mature, abby.

Hey, tiny otis. You better back off.

Abby and big otis kind of have a history.

Really? Bummer.

She's all that and a sack of acorns.

You know what I'm saying? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I get it.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Gee, that won't ever get annoying.

Well, I'm out of here, shorty.

Keep it real. Later. Hasta la bye-bye.

♪ Yap-a-da-da-da

♪ I'm a tiny cow and I'm walkin' in a garden ♪

♪ Yap-a-da-da-da

[Sniffing]

Hey, lemon squares.

How come you're not in my tummy?

That's odd.

I could have sworn I had a tray of lemon squares sitting--

Hey, mama. What's shaking?

[Screams] tiny talking cow!

No duh. All animals talk.

Especially my pal otis. He's hi-larious.

You mean that cow from next door?

Hmm.

Now, tiny talking cow,

If I make you some more lemon squares,

Will you tell me about all your barnyard friends?

More lemon squares?

Serve 'em up, oldie.

As long as you're baking, my lip flaps are shaking.

And I'm telling you that burundi is a republic.

Now, what's that have to do with you liking me?

Well, if you can't see, then we're done here.

Come on, little otis. Let's go where people--

Little otis?

Hey. Where'd he go?

He was just here. Who, your clone?

I found him.

Ah, I just saw him going towards mrs. Beady's.

Mrs. Beady's?

You mean the mrs. Beady who lives over there

And is constantly trying to expose us?

Uh... Yep.

Oh, no!

It's quiet.

Too quiet!

Shh. Pig.

[Car engine turns over]

Hey, otis. I got a new friend.

She's gonna put me on tv tomorrow.

I'm gonna be famous.

That's right, talking animals.

I am exposing you all

On tomorrow's hilly & jess show.

[Tires screech]

And don't try to find us,

Because I'm taking him to an undisclosed location.

[Tires screech]

So there!

Bye. See ya.

Hey, can I drive?

Wait. Stop.

It's nice he made a friend.

You're not too bright, are you?

Guys, don't worry.

They'll never put mrs. Beady on tv.

She's a total fruitcake.

Hey, folks, tune in tomorrow morning,

When local resident nora beady drops by

With proof that her neighbor's barn animals

Can walk and talk.

You're a barn animal, hilly.

Isn't hilly a barn animal?

Hey, what's that even mean? I'm confused.

All: [gasp] we're doomed.

Little otis will expose us all.

Otis, what are we gonna do?

I don't know yet,

But it'll probably involve costumes,

Split-second timing, and disguised character voices.

To the costume, slit-second-timing,

And disguised character voices hut!

If little otis is anything like big otis,

There's only one thing that will lure him away

From a live tv appearance,

And I know just what that thing is.

Who you talking to? No one.

Okay, have a seat, lady. We go live in five.

Oh, showbiz jargon.

This is so exciting.

Now, just stay in your pet carrier,

And auntie nora will make you a big star.

Sweet business.

Better practice my famous dance.

♪ I'm famous, I'm famous ♪

♪ I'm a tiny cow, I'm famous ♪

[Knocking at door]

Greetings, person.

I'm your fellow talk show guest, tuck buttley,

Author of the best-selling book iron buns now.

Yes, I've seen you on late-night tv.

You probably have.

Say, you look like you have some very un-iron-like buns.

I know.

It's all of those deep-fried breakfast pies.

Can you help me, tuck buttley?

Can i?

I'll have refrigerator magnets

Sticking to your bottom in no time

With my patented ironizing bun burn.

[Grunting]

Now you.

Uh-huh, huh.

Oh, ha.

Hee, how.

Play along, and I'll have you out of here in no time.

Huh? Oh, hey, otis.

Great costume.

No, shh. Lower your word volume.

Hey, auntie nora. Look, it's otis.

What did I tell you about this guy?

He's always on.

Otis.

What are you talking about.

Shh.

Whoops.

Uh, that happened.

[Screams]

Security!

Waaah!

[Groaning]

Have at you.

En garde. You en garde.

[Groans] ha. Ho-ha.

[Groans]

Aah! [Grunts]

I knew it. Otis in trouble.

I just hope my backup plan works.

Okay, little abby, just like we talked about.

Right. I'm on it.

Take that! Missed me.

Have some fruit.

I will. It's part of a balanced diet.

[Knocking on glass]

Huh?

♪ How can I be in your tiny world? ♪

♪ Is there room enough for two? ♪

♪ Tiny me and tiny you

Hot beans.

Hey, beautiful.

Heaven must be missing a tiny cow.

Both: [gasp]

Take that. Missed me.

Oh, I didn't. Try the chips.

Ooh, enjoy the dip.

Would you like some ketchup with those eyes?

Aaah! Celery trauma.

Yes! Victory is mine.

All right, beady. You're on.

So, nora beady,

You claim that barn animals can walk on two legs,

Talk, and have crazy all-night parties.

That's right, hilly. They can.

And I brought proof.

Come on out, tiny talking cow.

Cleaning is awesome.

Who loves sports bloopers?

I soiled myself.

What the--

Lady, that's just a stupid dummy

With a bucket head.

But there was a real, tiny talking cow

In there a minute ago.

I swear it.

You're a bucket head, lady.

Isn't she a bucket head?

[Crowd boos]

No.

Security!

I'm not liar, and I'm not crazy.

There are talking animals!

Okay.

Next up, chef suzy's gonna show us

How to make homemade jellybeans,

And we're leaving out the licorice kind.

You're a jellybean,

And you're leaving out the licorice kind.

You see, bev? This is what I'm talking about.

She's not even saying anything.

But, abby, how did you know a mini version of you

Would lure little otis from the carrier?

Easy, I knew he'd be crazy about her

The same way big otis is crazy about me.

Lies and conjecture, madam.

My clone is not crazy about your clone.

Hey, otis. Guess what.

Little abby and I are going steady.

Ah... [Purrs]

Give me a kiss, baby. Pucker up, sugar.

What? Stop it. That doesn't prove anything.

Break it up, you two.

They grow up so fast.

[Upbeat instrumental music]

♪

Gather round, kids. It's story time.

Both: yay!

It entertains while it teaches.

♪ Stories, story ♪

And here's today's special guest reader, abby.

What's today's story, abby?

Oh, it's a good one. It's called...

Oh, hey, guys. Don't mind me.

I'm just looking for my paintball cannon.

Nope, that's not it. Nope.

Hey, my lucky garlic press.

Do you mind, moron?

We're trying to have story time. Story time?

Cool.

Are there robots in the story? Flesh-eating zombies?

Ooh, how about a rogue cop who's two days from retirement?

No, it's called happy trolley goes to town.

Does the trolley jump the tracks

And plow down some zombies?

Story time pain!

Now, where were we?

Happy trolley went to tinytown

To see his cousin tommy taxi, but he wasn't home.

Happy trolley looked everywhere:

The cotton candy factory,

The fun-diddly-um-dum store,

The bunny museum,

Silly sally's silly shack,

Cutie pie corner.

Sweet cud.

What are those words coming out of your mouth?

Otis, what is your problem?

I'm sorry, but your filling these kids' heads with mush.

Is that true, bessy?

Are our heads filled with mush?

♪ Mushy, mushy

I rest my case.

Anyway, you don't learn about the world from books.

You got to step outside, get some mud on your hooves,

Breathe deep of the heady stew of life.

Excuse me, children.

I got to have a little talk with otis.

Ah! Yeow. Pain. Trauma. Ooh.

Kids, let's finish story time later.

I got to go wash the stupid off my knuckles.

I hope you're happy, otis.

Sorry you didn't like story time otis.

It usually doesn't end in a painful b*ating.

I'm just worried about you kids.

That's why tomorrow I'm taking you guys

For your first field trip into the big city.

[Gasping together] awesome.

And now if you'll excuse me, I fall down.

Thud

Ah, it's a great day for a truffle hunt.

It should be some good truffle hunting.

Ha, ha, ha, yes. Truffle hunt.

Why do you keep saying, "truffle hunt?"

No reason. Truffle hunt!

I mean, truffle hunters fall in.

Since when do you all like truffle hunting?

Truffles are fascinating.

They are a form of mushroom.

They make me feel alive.

Uh, and uh... Oh, beautiful.

If this isn't a ruse.

You better not be taking those kids off

On some risky, irresponsible adventure.

[Gasps] irresponsible? Me?

Who's--who's responsible?

This cow.

[Laughs]

Laughing.

Oh, uh...

[Laughter]

You have those kids back by :,

Or you'll be tartar sauce.

Ha, don't worry.

In japan, they call me responsibility-san.

Move out, troops. Quickly.

Okay. I'm so excited.

Yay! Let's go.

We ditched 'em.

Human disguises, activate.

But this disguise accentuates my forehead.

Kids, get ready to see wonders

Beyond your wildest dreams.

To the big city!

Here we are, kids, the big city.

Urban-y. Awesome.

[Cell phone rings] yello.

Yeah, how's the truffle hunt going?

Yo. Oh, uh, you. Great.

We have found several passels of truffles.

[Car horn honks]

What was that?

Nothing. It was a truffle-crazed goose.

Hanging up on you.

This city is so cool, otis.

Will we see a riot?

How about a water main expl*si*n?

Now, that would be awesome.

Or a scheduled sanitation pickup.

Yay!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, children.

That's for the advanced class.

Let's start off easy with the pride

Of every great teeming metropolis.

Pig, which way to...

The lamp store?

[Sniffing]

That way.

Impressive. Let's go, people.

Uh, pig.

Do you have any idea where we are?

Um... None whatsoever.

[Cell phone rings]

Guys, truffle hunt mode.

That looks like a truffle. This is a good truffle...

Truffles by otis.

Otis, here's the thing.

I'm tracking you via the gps chip we installed

Under freddy's skin.

So that's what's been buzzing under my armpit.

And the chip says you all are downtown.

Uh... Oh, well...

You're breaking up.

Hold on. Let me...over here.

Freddy, we got to get that chip

Out of your skin, stat.

Um, can we discuss this?

Of course we can discuss-- get him!

What's that haunting mellifluous sound

In - time?

Not sure. Let's check it out.

[Bagpipe and alphorn music]

♪

They're hideous. Are they friendly?

It could be a species of subhuman.

Dude, look.

I think they're tiny talent scouts.

Apline horn solo!

♪

Dude, you nailed it.

We're gonna be famous.

Both: [singing incoherently]

♪

[Groaning]

Gyeah-ha-hoo.

Thud

Hello. Can you hear me now?

Otis, what's going on?

Whoops. Freddy swallowed a woodchuck.

Got to go.

Yes, another scam successfully--

Hey, where are all the kids?

You mean the ones you're supposed to be watching?

[Dramatic music]

♪

Oh, no. They're gone.

What have I done?

This town will eat them alive.

They're like little lost lambs.

Actually, for the record,

One of them is a lamb.

That only reinforces my metaphor.

We got to find them. Quick. This way.

Uh, well, that was a pleasant interlude.

Hey, where is everyone?

They're gone.

We're all alone in the city.

We'll never get home.

Hyperventilating.

Hyperventilating!

Get it together.

Still panicking.

Now I'm good. He needed that.

Let's go find otis.

Come on.

Joey, macy. Hello, kids.

Big-headed chick-kid.

Hello, good sirs.

Have you seen three little humans

With fur and black, hoof-like shoes?

Like tiny talent scouts?

They went that way, dude. Thanks.

Wait, dude.

Can you give 'em our demo?

Hey, what are you kids doing?

We're not doing anything, officer.

We came into town with some adults,

But we lost them.

Oh, lost kids, huh?

Let's look up what it says about this in the manual.

Perhaps you should take us to the local precinct

And notify our parents or guardians.

All right there, little fellow.

You just leave the police work to the grownups, okay?

"Bring minors to precinct and notify their parents and..."

Okay, everyone in the squad car.

The squad car. [Together] awesome.

I hope I grow.

Otis, we've looked everywhere--and no kids.

[Cell phone rings]

Guten tag.

Heinrich snout's one-stop snitzenkrubel shop.

Heinrich talking at you.

I know it's you, moron,

And you better have those kids back home in minutes.

But the truffling is amazing today.

It's like the earth just puked up a pile of truffle barf.

Whee! [Sirens wail]

Was that a siren?

You mean the ancient greek seductresses

Who would lure sailors to their deaths?

Don't think so. Gotta go. Bye.

Otis, the kids got pinched by the five-o.

Sweet cud.

If that cop takes them to the station,

He's to bound to find out

They're talking barnyard animals.

Unless they never get to the station.

Your tiny mouse mind is f*ring on all cylinders.

Hey!

Come on. I have a plan.

I'm your worst nightmare-- a kid with a badge.

♪ Gas mask, gas mask, gas mask ♪

Attention all units,

I have an enlarged thyroid, over.

Calling fred. - In progress.

A daring daylight bank robbery?

I'm on it, gertie.

Hang on, kids.

This is about to get very police-y.

[Sirens wail]

[Tires squeal]

I'm afraid to ask, but why are you writing "bank"

Over that fruit stand sign?

Are you kidding?

Robbing a real bank would be dangerous.

Besides, the cop only has to buy it long enough

For freddy and peck to sneak into the squad car

And get the kids.

[Siren wails] here he comes.

[Tires screech]

Stay here, kids.

All right, this is the police.

Come out of that bank with your hands up.

Jumpin' catfish.

Back off, copper.

I got apricots, and I know how to use them.

And I've got papayas.

Maybe they're a little mushy,

But I could make a nice jam out of them.

Yes, maybe you talk not so much.

Okay. Freddy, peck.

We'll keep him busy while you guys get the kids.

Go, go, go.

Hey, ow. Cut it out.

Oh, for crying out--

Come on!

Aah. The perps.

Okay, kids. It's safe to...

[Together] yaah!

[Taser buzzes]

Ah, ooh. Hey!

Officer fred needs backup, guys.

I'm all over it.

Fire in the hole!

Guys, it's the kids.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Mommy.

Aaah!

Whoa.

Ah, dude.

Your sight should return in six to twelve hours.

Kids...aah! Wait...daah!

It's me.

Blaah!

[Gasps] otis, we're so sorry.

Why'd you do it, otis?

If you needed money, we could have steered you

Towards some interest-bearing treasury bonds.

Blaah, gleek.

No time for smart money management.

We got to get you out of here before we all end up in jail.

Don't worry, otis.

We used the radio in the squad car

To make a few calls.

We have a backup plan.

Okay, I'm done playing around.

Sweet marzipan.

We'll take it from here, officer.

What the heck's going on in here?

We're not really kids, officer.

We're tiny fbi agents who have been working undercover

To flush out this g*ng.

Ah, come on. I find that very hard to--

Merciful pancakes.

[Helicopter rotors whir]

We called in the chopper.

These punks are going away for a long time.

We'll recommend you for a promotion.

Let's move out.

Squeak

There go three freakishly short american heroes.

Hey, there's still time to hit the lamp store.

Well, that was amazing.

But how did you guys pull it off?

It was easy.

We used officer fred's radio to call abby and bessy.

Finally got this old crate working again.

Oh, and let me just be clear on one point...

Thwack! Pain.

And now, kids,

I'm gonna tell you the story of the stupid cow

Who went to town.

[Together] yay!

Once upon a time, there was a stupid cow

Who lied to his friends.

Thwack! Ow!

He said he was going truffle hunting,

But that was a load of garbage.

This story sounds familiar.

Thwack! Ow!

Does anyone have a parachute?

Thwack ow!