03x09 - Cleaning House

[bunniefuu]

CLEANING
HOUSE

And that's how supply and demand fuels our
capitalist system.

And in order to protect the...

Hey Beavis, I thought he was gonna
talk about how to get money.

Yeah, me too.
This sucks!

Now, capitalism isn't the only
choice in our multicultural world.

In Denmark, for example...

Were you talking about money?

Yeah, can we have some?

Beavis, you have to work to
acquire money.

Don't you remember when I talked
about "The concept of work"?

- I guess it was, like, a long time ago.
- Yeah.

We forget.

Well, enough preaching.

I think I'm gonna introduce you boys
to the rewards of manual labour.

There is a manual?

Reading sucks!

Dammit!

- I'm sick of seeing videos in schools.
- Yeah, yeah. Really.

If I wanted to see a video in school,
I'd go to school and watch TV.

Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

- Whoa! That locker's pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.

Wait a minute.
What's this?

- This sucks.
- Yeah.

Shut up!

Heavy metal has come a long way.

Yeah, yeah.
Really.

- Cool! Chicks!
- Yeah!

I mean, even though the chicks are cool,
it's, like, the video still sucks.

Yeah.

Really.

- This is disgusting, Beavis.
- Yeah, it's sickening.

- Look at this guy.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Look at his face.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Look at his hair.
- Yeah.

- Look at his head.
- Yeah, yeah.

- His whole head sucks.
- Yeah.

His chest is no picnic, either.

- He looks like Horshack.
- Yeah, with Epstein's hair.

Mi casa
[My home]

Well guys, now is your chance
to earn your daily bread.

Yeah, bread is cool.

Okay, here...

And here you go...

And don't forget these...

And try to use the natural sponges,
but not my prized luffa, of course.

And, oh yes, you'll find the
recycling bins out in garage.

I don't get it.

He wants us to wear rubber gloves.

Yeah. Cool!

Oh, and one more thing,
try to be careful.

In fact, make sure

you don't touch my irreplaceable


Okay guys, have fun!
And remember to recycle.

Hey Butt-Head,
what are these things?

I don't know.

This one's broken.

Cool!

- Let's watch it.
- Yeah.

It won't fit, Beavis.

It must fits somewhere.
Maybe your butt.

Hey Butt-Head, what we
were supposed to do again?

I think he said "Don't touch...

the house."

Weren't we supposed to,
like, clean something?

Oh, yeah! The..

the tapes!

Cool!

Hey Butt-Head, I know
a cool way to dry these.

He is gonna pay us
a lot of money for this.

Hello?

Hello Butt-Head?
Hey, guess what.

I'm in the process of purchasing
goods and services in order...

Butt-Head?
What's that noise?

It's the dirt buster.

Oh, great! I'm looking forward to
see how you clean the house.

Clean the house.
Okay.

Bye.

- Is this circus music?
- Yeah.

Bono sucks.

- You said Bone...o
- Yeah.

- That's not Bono anyways, dumbass.
- Oh.

"With you!"

How come English people
are always whining?

Yeah.

Is that blood?

- No, it's lip stick
- Oh.

He's a lip stick wearing
whining wussy.

Beavis, Butt-Head,
I'm shocked!

Everything is so clean!

The conversation pit
looks as neat as a pin.

Well, I don't know what you did,
but you two are geniuses.

- We did an extra special job.
- Yeah, 'cause you are special.

Well guys, I'm glad you've taken
our little lesson to heart.

And you certainly earned this, boys.

What a dork!

- He ripped us off!
- Yeah. Work sucks!

What a wonderful job those boys did.
That's...

My 8tracks!
I'm gonna k*ll those little jerks!

- Yes!
- Yes!

Boobs.

- No. Oh no.
- No.

No! No!

- Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes!

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

What's wrong with his mouth?

Yeah, his mouth sucks.

Whoa.

Uh.

Yeah.

Drain the tub!

- Yeah, and then scrub him with some pineal.
- Yeah.

And then pour some drain salt on him.

And watch it sizzle.

That would be pretty cool.

- I wish I had boobs like that.
- Yeah.

If I had boobs like that,
I'd never leave the house.

If I'd leave the house, it's, like, I'd go
get a mirror to look at my boobs.