03x25 - Plate Frisbee

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PLATE
FRISBEE

Imagine for a moment
your own finger luxuriating

beneath the weight of 99 carats
of the purest cubic zirconia.

Yeah.

I want to order one
of those pubic zircroniums.

Guys, I invited you over to watch
the Olympics. I'm changing it back.

No way, dude. You can watch
the Olympics any time.

Don't mind me, boys, I just brought
you some nice warm cookies to eat

while you're watching television.

Cool.

Now, l know l can trust Stewart's friends,

but just be extra careful
with that China plate.

It's 17th century antique.

Um, mom!

Guys, don't! I'll let you
watch home shopping.

Come on! Please?

Whoa! This is that chick
with those big hooter!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Working 9 to 5

- it's my way to a make living!
- Shut up, Beavis!

I know I've got some stiff competition...

"Stiff competition?"

She's talking about us.

Hey Beavis, this just goes to show you
that some things never go out of style.

- You mean, like, country music?
- No, dumbass, I mean big hooters!

Oh yeah.

This one's called
Martin Scorsese.

- "Martin Scores Easy?"
- It's hard for me to score.

Hey, this is that dude
who lost his penis!

Yeah. He did that song about
how he had a "touchable penis"!

He makes the best films,

If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab
his neck and just shake him.

Yeah!
Shake him!

This guy is pretty cool.

Then I'd twist his
nose all the way around

- and the rip off one of his ears.
- Like a baseball! Yeah.

- Like a like a like... a frisbee.
- Yeah, yeah! Like a frisbee!

And grab his head and
suck out one of his eyes...

Chew it!
Spit it!

- And say thank you, thank you...
- This guy needs to settle down...

I mean, really.

This must be what happens
when you lose your penis.

I always try to keep my johnson
in my pants so I won't lose it!

- You're pretty stupid, Beavis!
- Yeah, yeah.

Catch it, dude.

- Hey, that thing flies pretty good.
- Yeah.

Better than Anderson's
garbage can lids.

Check it out, behind the back.

Careful, you guys! That
plate's, like, kind of valuable.

Gall darn it, who keeps messing
with my garbage can lids?

These things ain't frisbees, you know?

What the hell was
that? Damn it!

Must have been one of them
low-flying buzzard hawks or something.

- What's that? A dog?
- Yeah.

You called it, dude.

Yeah. l bet he could
fetch stuff for us.

Like bones and, like, money and stuff....

Hey, maybe he's, like,
one of those Frisbee dogs.

- That catches frisbees.
- Cool!

Get it, boy!

Whoa!

That dog is cool!

Nice doggy. Nice doggy.
Cool doggy.

That's a pretty cool plate.

Whoa!

I wish I had a
shirt like that.

Yeah. That would be cool if we,
like, had other shirts and stuff.

Yeah.

It's like, you could wear one shirt on
one day and then, like, the next day...

you wear, like, a
different shirt.

- That would rule!
- Yeah, yeah.

Whoa!
That's cool.

It's like, this video was pretty cool,
and then they show a naked chick in a tub!

Yeah. Maybe she'll get up
and dry herself off.

Yeah. That would be cool.

She doesn't want to get out of the tub
'cause she has morning wood.

Beavis!

I hope you were joking.

Yeah. That was pretty funny.

These guys, like, rule and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's like,
it's like, it rules and stuff.

Don't bogart the
plate, Butt-Head.

Ok.

What the...?

UFO!

Looks like I'm going to crash.

Yep.

Whoa! I can't believe
the plate didn't break!

You guys are
really lucky.

Hey, isn't there, like, a word for it
when something happens...

You know, like, when
you don't expect it?

You mean "ironic"?

No way, peckerbutt,
it's like an English word.

- "Cool"?
- Yeah! That's it! It was cool!

Yeah.

Hey Butt-Head, check out the chick!

Yeah.

Shut up, Butt-Head.
This is cool.

No way, assmunch.

Whoa! Look at her butt!

Yes! Yes! Take it out!

Go for it!

Please!

What I wouldn't
do to her!

Yeah. You wouldn't do anything.

Yeah, I would.

Check this out.

- You touched him... wussy.
- Shut up, dillhole.

Is this, like, one of those
commercials for Alvin Klein?

Yeah. A new fragrance
from Alvin Klein ... "Butt".

Yeah. Butt, for men.