03x30 - Closing Time

[bunniefuu]

CLOSING TIME

There's a sound that's rumblin' deep
inside, a hunger from coast to coast.

Hunger for peace and brotherhood,
hunger for food that's really good

Hey Beavis, isn't there something
we're supposed to do tonight?

Watch TV?

I think we're supposed to like,
leave the house.

- Is there another monster truck show?
- No, I would've remembered that.

And an appetite for food
that's pretty good.

So go outside and make a friend,
take them by the hand

to Burger World, the fast
food promised land!

- Burger World...
- Burger World!

Tha's it! We're supposed
to like, go to work!

That sucks!

No Beavis, guess what
shift we have!

Late shift!

Hey, it's one of those
pork... pine... cones... things.

And it's about
to be run over!

Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!

Whoa, look that
giant teddy bear.

A giant titty bar?
Where? Where? Where?

No, butthole!
A teddy bear.

Oh yeah... look, he's kicking ass!
Kick him! Yeah, kick him! Get him! Get him!

That was cool!

Hey Butt-Head, check
it out, a giant moth!

Bug spray rules!

How like, when you see a fly
and you, like, spray it in mid air.

And it falls on the ground and it goes:

That's pretty cool, Beavis!

Can you do,
like, a locust?

Yeah, check this out.

Now for my
next trick:

This is a slug after you pour salt on it.

You're pretty cool
sometimes, Beavis.

Yeah, thanks.

- Whoa, that looks cool!
- Yeah, yeah.

That was pretty cool!

Hey Butt-Head, check out these
nightcrawlers I found in the parking lot.

Nightcrawler!

Bring forth
the sacrificial worms!

And now, to make
the seasoned curly fries!

- I'll give you a quarter if you eat one.
- No way Butt-Head,

these are for
the next customer.

Dude, there isn't gonna
be another customer.

It's closing time.
You know what that means?

Burger Tag!

You're it, dude.

Whoa! That was cool!

One quarter-pound
World Burger with cheese!

Cool!
One chocolate shake!

- One family pack of chicken nuggets!
- One large cola!

Would you like some fries
to go with that, sir?

Yeah! Yeah!

We're, like, closed.

I am not a customer.

I'm from the health inspector's office,
my name is Harry Buddisker.

Buttwhisker?

Harry Buttwhisker.

Boys, I normally
don't come out this late,

but tonight alone I have received
several complaints about this restaurant.

For example: how do
you explain this mess?

There seems to be a problem
with the ceiling fan.

Well, with just one look,
I can tell you right now

this place is gonna get shut
down for at least a few days.

Well, I've counted 37
health violations

and I'm willing to bet they were all
caused during your shift.

Say, something sure smells good!

That would be our
seasoned curly fries, sir.

Hand picked.

Well, you know,
I am kinda hungry,

and I'd hate to see you throw
all that good food away.

Maybe I can cut you a little break
in exchange for some of those fries?

We also have a few
dozen extra burgers.

No thanks.

They've probably been sitting at room
temperature long enough to get worms.

Well, boys, here's a copy
of the paperwork.

I'll be in contact with your manager
tomorrow morning.

In the mean time, this restaurant
is to remain closed.

And all the food is hereby
declared unservable.

- What does that mean?
- It means you can do whatever

you want with it, as long as
you don't serve it to the customers.

Burger w*r!

Whoa, check out this frog.

Yeah! Frogs are cool!

Hey Butt-Head, see if
there's a baseball game on.

No way, Beavis.

- This chick's almost naked.
- Yeah! Yeah! Cool!

Yeah, let's watch this.

How come this chick is
hanging around with that frog?

Because, haven't you ever heard of about
that thing, if you make out with a frog

you turn into Prince?

Really?

- You mean like, Fresh Prince?
- No, buttmunch!

Whoa, he's wrapping
his tongue around her.

I can see that, Butt-Head.

This is the coolest
of all frogs.

There is none higher.

I've never seen a frog this cool.

Me neither.

And I've seen a lot of frogs come and go.

Yeah.

What the hell?

If I ever get my hands
on the punks who did this!

Say, something smells good!

Try the curly fries!

That was cool.