04x16 - Beavis and Butt-Head's Island

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BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S ISLAND

Gilligan, this dress is too tight.

Can you help me take it off?

Gilligan, there's no time for that!
We have to find a way out of here!

- What a dork.
- Yeah.

Who'd wanna escape from an
island with that chick on it?

They're on an island?

I wish you would find a way out of here,

then Mary Ann and I could
have our dresses fitting in a store

instead of weaving them
out of old fishing nets.

We need to, like, go to a
dress store or something.

No way Butt-Head,
I'm not gonna wear a dress.

Not to buy clothes, dumbass!

To check out chicks.
Like Ginger.

We're there, dude.

Rock!

You hobo fumpin' humpin'...

Bitch!

This kinda, like, rocks.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Check out that dude in the dress.

- He's groovin'.
- Yeah, yeah.

Check it out, Butt-Head,
she's inspecting their nads.

"You call those nads, sir?
Drop and give me twenty!"

Back in line!

He's pretending to feel her butt.

She won't let him feel her butt because,
like, he failed the nad inspection.

Whoa! She just licked that dude's armpit!

The guy with the best nads
gets his armpit licked.

I bet this chick would, like,

be into me and stuff 'cause,
like, you know, she has braces.

Yeah. She probably got
one of those overbites.

I wish she'd give me an overbite.

Whoa, look at that!

I didn't know chicks in
videos wore underpants!

Beavis, if I ever catch you looking at my

woman's drawers again,
I'm gonna kick your ass.

She's not your woman, Butt-Head!
She never even seen you.

Dammit Beavis, this chick
loves me, and I love her.

How may I help you?

You could move out of the way.

You boys don't look like you can
afford anything in this store, am I right?

Only paying customers are
allowed to come here and stare!

Now, get out!

We need money.

Yeah yeah, money. Money is cool.

But where are we gonna get some?

Whoa.

Check it out, Beavis!

We're gonna be rich!

Hey, how did this money get here?

Sometimes, like, really
rich dudes come here

and they, like, make a wish
and throw out the cash in.

Rich people are dumb.

A nickel!

- I saw it first, Butt-Head.
- No way.

- Come on, butthole!
- No way.

We are, like, stranded
on our own island.

With no school, no old people.

No goats, no boats, no motor
cars, not a single yessiree.

Just like on Star Trek.

This is gonna be cool.

THE NEXT DAY

We need, like, that Ginger
chick or something.

Yeah, and that other chick,
professor Ann Mary Ann.

She's so cool.

THE DAY AFTER THAT

- This sucks!
- Yeah.

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT

We need to, like,
build a boat or something.

Whoa! A mirror!
We could, like,

- signal with it.
- Signal? How do you do that?

I think you, like,
throw it at someone.

You know, like, to get their attention.

That wasn't very good, Butt-Head.

It kinda skipped.

Maybe we should, like, shout for help.

Help! Help!

- Help!
- Help, asswipe!

- Save us, or something.
- Help, buttmunch!

- Help and stuff.
- Come on!

- Help!
- Help!

- What a couple of dumbasses.
- Help! We can't swim!

Yeah, yeah. Neither can I.

Boy! Water is only a couple
of feet deep, ya know?

You can just walk out anytime you want.
You know that, don't ya?

- Yeah. We know that.
- Yeah, cool.

Now that we got all this money,
we can go back to that girls' store.

Cool.

Hey Butt-Head, I think I saw
these guys at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Oh yeah!

They sucked.

I kept banging on the glass and saying:

"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"

- Then you got your butt kicked.
- Oh yeah, yeah. That was cool.

How come this guy won't look at the camera?

- Come on! Look at the camera!
- Yeah!

- That pisses me off.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's like, when you try to get a cat to
look at itself in the mirror, and it's like,

it's like, it just won't look at itself, and like,
looks up and down and everything,

and say "look at yourself!
Look at yourself! Now, now!"

And it's like, it just won't do it.

Peter Piper picked a
pickle of peckled peppers!

Peter Piper picked
a pickled pecker!

How come this guy always
has to, like, sing like:

His lipstick's on crooked.

Yeah, he didn't do a very good job.

If he didn't do that,
it's like, he'd be better.

Or like, if he didn't have,
like, the makeup

and he didn't sing like that,
then he'd be pretty cool.

He ca-- He can keep the caterpillars
too. That'd be pretty cool.

That wasn't driftwood, Pyle,

that was a statue I was
carving for the Colonel!

Shazam! Shazam! Shazam!

Hey baby.

Don't bogart the nachos, Ginger.

What's that noise?

It's Satan, dumbass.

Yeah, that's cool.

Tonight the city is full of morgues...

Tonight the city's full of whores?

Yeah yeah. I wish our city was
full of whores. That'd be cool.

Yeah, I guess that would be pretty cool.

Check it out Beavis,
his shirt says "Kick me".

Maybe someone will kick him in the nads.

That would be cool.

Yeah, yeah, kick him.

Check it out! A blue Wackadoo slurpee!

I could go for one of those right now.

Who is this fartknocker anyway?

He's like, one of those
dudes from the gifted class.

Yeah, those guys always,
like, write words like this.

Yeah, really.

"The sails climb high in
the garbage pail sky".

That's stupid.

How come people in the
gifted class are always stupid?

I don't know.


in the city! We need back up, now!

Come on!