Roman Legion-Hare (1955)

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[ Fanfare ]

What a sight.

The coliseum is packed to the

Brim -- A great day for the big

Event.

[ Marching footsteps ]

[ Fanfare ]

And here comes emperor Nero.

[ Audience cheering ]

Emperor Nero has kindly

Consented to throw out the

First victim.

Okay. Give me the victim.

Give me the victim!
Come on!

But, sire, we're all out of victims.

Out of victims?!

Captain of the guards!

[ Clack! ]

Get me a victim right away, or

You'll be the victim!

[ Zip! ]

Ooh! What a grouch!

[ Fanfare ]

[ Clank! ]

[ Clank! ]

Fall in!

Forward, harch!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four...

meh...

[ munching ]

...what's that?

A parade!

Oh, boy! I love parades!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four!

Hut, two, three, four!

Eh, what's up, doc?

Roman legion
convention or Somethin'?

No, it ain't no
roman legion Convention!

I got to find a victim
to feed to the lions.

Looks like you're
out of Luck, doc.

[ Munching ]

No one's around but me.

So long.

Hmm.

Get that rabbit!

Cha-A-A-A-Rge!

[ Crash! Clang! Clatter! ]

[ Screech! ]

Oops!

Giddap! Giddap! Giddap, mule!

Hyah! Hyah, hyah, mule!

[ Zoom! ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Clonk! ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule!

Wh-O-O-O-O-Oa, mule!

Whoa!

[ Zip! ]

[ Crash! ]

Eh, these hot-Rod kids.

Ya moth-Eaten rabbit!

I'll slice ya to ribbons!

[ Whir! Whir! Whir! ]

[ Clink! ]

[ Clank! ]

Now, where'd that skunk of a

Rabbit go?

[ Roars ]

Why, you mangy, fang-Tooth

Critter!

[ Bash! ]

Take that!

Maybe that'll learn ya to keep

Your big mouth shut!

That fur-Bearin' varmint's

Around here somewheres!

[ Roars ]

How many times do i have to

Tell you...

to...

shut...

up?

[ Roars ]

[ Roars echoing ]

Wait till I lay my hands
on That varmint!

I'll--

[ Sloop! ]

[ Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash! ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Slump! ]

[ Clongggg! ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Blam! ]

[ Snoring continues ]

[ Ticking ]

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ Lions roaring ]

[ Scree-Ee-Ee-Ch! ]

[ Lions growling ]

How now, brown cow?

No long-Eared galoot can

Outfox the captain of the guards!

Okay, rabbit!

Now let's see who's the Smartest!

Ohh!

It looks like you outsmarted me.

Oh, woe is me!

[ Lions roaring ]

Ahhhhhh, shaddup!

Here, lions.

[ Hammering and sawing ]

[ Lions growling ]

[ Lions roaring ]

I hates rabbits.

I'd better get outta here

While the gettin's good.

[ Audience cheering ]

Thar's your victim,

Your nero-Ship!

Release the lions!

[ Lions roaring ]

Yipe!

[ Roaring continues ]

Well, like the romans
always say:

[Speaking latin]

[ "Taps" plays ]

[ "The merry-Go-Round broke
down" plays ]