[chuckling]
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
- Boys, some of our customers have been complaining
about our French fries. Holy cow.
What are these brown chunks in here?
- Um, hmm, I think those are caterpillars, sir.
- Caterpillars are green, dumbass.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, that's that grasshopper.
- Grasshopper? - Yeah.
He won't be bothering the customers anymore, sir.
- Yeah, we caught him taking a dump
on one of the tables. [chuckling]
- What in the hell is this? - Oh, yeah.
Remember when I had that Band-Aid on
for, like, two weeks, and then you, like, pulled it off
and I went, "Ah, ah, ah"? - Cool.
- I want the oil changed in this fryer,
and I want it changed before you leave today.
- [chuckling] Fryer, fryer, fryer.
[chuckling]
[Live's "I Alone"]
- ♪ It's easier not to be wise ♪
- Uh, I think this dude is checking you out, Beavis.
- No he's not. Liar.
- Yeah, he is. [chuckling]
He's like, "I like what I see."
[chuckling] I'll be right over.
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
He can't see me because he's just looking at the camera.
He's just a video.
[chuckling]
- Remember that time that dude
was saying that stuff to you at the bus station?
- Shut up, Butt-Head.
- He said, "I like what I see."
Now why don't you go on to one of those stalls,
and I'll meet you there. - Shut up, Butt-Head.
At least I got a candy bar out of the deal.
- Yeah. [chuckling]
- ♪ To leave you there by yourself ♪
- Who the hell is this butt-munch?
[chuckling] What's going on here?
- What's with all these faces he's making?
- Yeah.
- He's, like, trying to be scary
and all heavy and intense and stuff.
- Yeah. [chuckling]
Who's this other guy that keeps, like,
trying of get in front of him?
- Uh, I think he's just some jackass
that wandered on the set.
[chuckling]
Maybe he's, like, the drummer, and, like, they got there,
and they said, "Where are your drums?"
And he was like, "Uh, I thought they were in the van."
- Yeah, and they're like,
"You mean you didn't bring your drums?"
- Yeah.
And they said, "Okay, it's your own fault.
You're gonna have to wander around like a butt-munch
for the whole video. - Yeah, yeah.
And then he said, "Okay, that's okay with me.
Yeah, I can do that.'
- What a jack butt-munch ass dumb butt.
[chuckling]
Look at that little braid thing
on the back of his head. - Yeah, it's like--
it's like one of those dolls where you pull the string
and they, like, talk and stuff.
- That would be a cool doll
if he had, like, this little bald dude without a shirt
and you, like, pull a string on the back of his head,
and he just starts shouting at you.
- Yeah. [chuckling]
- And then it could wet its pants.
[chuckling]
[horns blaring]
This sucks.
How come that manager guy always makes us do work?
- Yeah, that oil was just getting cool too.
- There it is, dude.
Uh, we need to change the oil.
- Yeah, if you could just change it while we wait,
that'd be fine. - Okay.
Pull your car in. - Uh, car?
- Yeah, what do we need a car for?
- Well, how the hell am I supposed to change your oil
if you don't have a car?
Oh, I get it.
You're do-it-yourselfers.
- Uh, Beavis is a do-it-yourselfer.
[chuckling] - Oh, yeah.
- You guys work at Burger World, huh?
I once applied for a job there.
How'd you guys get in there?
- What's this crap?
- All right, I'm gonna give you a quick how-to.
I guess if you're gonna get in at Burger World,
it's not what you know, it's who you know, huh?
- Uh, yeah right. - Yeah.
Me and Butt-Head know each other.
Yeah. - Okay.
First, you open your drain to let out the old stuff.
Make sure you dispose of it properly.
That stuff is toxic.
- Cool. - Yeah.
- When you're done, remember to check it with your dipstick.
- [chuckling] - Dipstick.
[chuckling]
- Okay, lesson's over. No charge.
But it's bucks for the oil.
- Uh, no. - Yeah.
We're not gonna give you any money.
- No cash, huh?
You guys work at Burger World. I guess you're good for it.
Here, I'll set up an account. You can just sign for it.
- Oh, uh, in that case, we want some candy bars too.
- Yeah, and some naked lady air fresheners.
- I can't find any drain.
Oh, wait a minute. [chuckling]
- This work sucks,
and that mechanical dude was a big dumbass.
- Yeah. Hey, let's just scoop it out.
Ow! - Ugh!
- Ow. - Ow.
- Ah. Ah. Ow.
- Hey, Beavis, check it out.
- Ow. - Improved performance.
- Yeah. No thermal breakdown.
- Yeah. [chuckling]
Remember, to check it with your dipstick.
- No way. I think it's ready.
[chuckling]
[humming melody]
- [screams]
- Hey, where's everybody going?
- Yeah. [chuckling]
[people coughing]
- Uh, I don't think we should go back in there, dude.
- Yeah, remember, he said we couldn't go home
till we changed the oil. - Oh, yeah.
Cool. Let's get out of here.
- Yeah. [chuckling]
[sirens blaring]
[Ween's "I Can't Put My Figner On It."
- Uh...
- ♪ Is it alive, does it writhe? ♪
♪ Can it survive under the sun? ♪
♪ I can't put my finger on it ♪
- Hey, Beavis, do something, like--
I don't know, like, something funny or something.
- Um, okay. Um, let me think.
Check this out.
Pfft. Ah!
Pfft! Ah!
Ah! Pfft!
[chuckling]
- Eh, that was pretty cool but, like,
you've done that before. - Shut up, Butt-Head.
Then you do something.
You think I'm just here to entertain you?
- Settle down, Beavis.
- You think I'm just here for your amusement?
You want to do something about it?
- Dumbass. [chuckling]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside? ♪
- Hey, look at that. Mmm, that looks good.
I like those things.
They got those things over at the mall.
They call them, um, gyros. - Oh, yeah.
Whenever we walk by there,
that guy goes, "Gyro, gyro, gyro."
- Yeah, one of these days,
when I have a lot of money,
I'm gonna go get one of those things.
- Yeah. That would rule.
[chuckling]
♪ ♪
These dudes need to quit screwing around
and get back to making sandwiches.
- Yeah, but, um, it is kind of a good song,
like, if you kind of listen to it for a while,
it is pretty cool. - Beavis, you bunghole.
Quit talking about this video and do something funny again.
- Um. Um, okay.
Check this out. Pfft.
- That's not even funny, Beavis.
You have to do it like this.
Uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Now see, that's cool.
- Yeah, I see what you mean. Okay, check this out.
Mmm, blah, blah, blah. [chuckling]
- Burger World will remain closed
pending fire officials investigation.
- [chuckling] Cool.
- Yeah. News rules.
- And in a related story, a mysterious oil spill
has shocked environmentalists throughout the world.
- Cool.
- It's a major disaster in the Aegean Sea
affecting local fishermen off the coast of Greece.
- Cool.
He's talking about Greece, Butt-Head.
- Yeah.
Whoa, check it out.
They're using the same oil as us.
- Oh, yeah.
Don't forget to put the breading on it.
- Yeah.
Those environmental guys are dumb.
- Yeah.
- I bet that fish tastes like crap.
[heavy rock music]
♪ ♪
[Rancid's "Nihilism"]
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
- Honor students.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- It's like, this video looks like one of
those old punk bands, you know?
But it's like, the video doesn't look old,
so it's like, it seems like it's, like, a bunch of guys
now who are like... - Ah, shut up, Butt-Head.
- Kind of look, like, old-- uh, okay.
I mean, Beavis, what did you just say?
- I said, shut up.
I'm sick and tired of listening to your stupid crap.
Just shut up.
- Beavis, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Shut up.
- Beavis, there's gonna be two hits.
My hand hitting your face and, uh, my hand
hitting your face again. - Yeah. Yeah, right.
And I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
Just shut up.
- Beavis, don't you ever tell me to shut up.
I'm gonna b*at the living crap out of you.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right.
I'm gonna cave your nads in.
- Dammit, Beavis, I'm going to b*at the living crap
out of your ass.
Ugh!
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
- Take that, dumbass.
Shut up.
Yeah, yeah.
Shut up. [chuckling]
I'm going to go get something to eat.
- Beavis, get back here and fight like a man.
Ugh, ugh. Ugh, ugh.
♪ ♪
[bluesy rock music]
♪ ♪
05x34 - Oil Change
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.