[Beavis and Butt-Head snickering]
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[Butt-Head chuckles]
- Check it out. This trick rules.
It's, like, we ring the doorbell
and then we run away. [chuckles]
- Yeah. Yeah. [snickers]
Okay. [both snicker]
[doorbell chimes]
- Yeah?
[both snickering]
- We tricked him.
- He's probably like, "Uh, there's nobody here.
I wonder who did that."
[both snicker]
- Hey! What the hell's wrong with you two?
Do that again and I'll kick your ass!
[door slams] - Um...
hey, Butt-Head, did we do that right?
[snickers] - Uh...
I don't know. [chuckles]
Maybe we're supposed to, like, run away
before anyone opens the door.
[both snicker]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Let's try it again.
- Yeah. [snickers]
This is gonna be cool.
[both snicker] Yeah.
[both snicker]
- So, like, this time remember to run away
before they come to the door.
[both snicker]
- Okay. Okay.
- [chuckles]
- Before. Yeah.
[both laughing]
That was cool.
- Yeah. [both snickering]
They're gonna be pissed.
[snickering]
- Um, nobody's coming out, Butt-Head.
[snickers] - Uh...
maybe whoever lives there
has, like, a broken leg or something
and it takes them a long time to get to the door.
[chuckles]
- Yeah. [both snicker]
Yeah, that would be pretty cool.
- Yeah.
[both snicker]
[both snickering]
- Hey, Butt-Head, let's ring it again.
[snickers]
- Uh, okay. [chuckles]
- And let me ring it.
- No way, Beavis. You rang it last time.
- No way. You did, dill hole.
- Uh...
wait a minute. [chuckles]
Uh, I think we forgot to ring the doorbell, Beavis.
[chuckles]
- Damn it! This is really hard, Butt-Head.
- Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right.
Come on. [chuckles]
- [snickers]
Baah.
[doorbell buzzing]
[both snickering]
Baah.
- What do you want? [buzzing continues]
What?
[opera music playing] - Hey, how's it going?
- What a--what are you doing?
- Um, wait.
[snickering]
Did you see that? That was pretty cool.
- Beavis, you screwed it up again.
You're supposed to run before he comes to the door.
- Oh, damn it!
I don't know when he's gonna come to the door!
This sucks! [both snicker]
- Dumbass.
- Where are you goin'?
- The neighbors asked if I'd pick up their mail
while they're away on vacation.
[both snickering]
[doorbell chimes]
[both snickering]
- Hey, Beavis. [chuckles]
I hope whoever lives here is, like, taking a dump.
[chuckles] - Yeah. Yeah.
And then they gotta run to the door
without wiping.
[both snicker]
- Damn it. What the hell is taking so long?
- Yeah, really. [both snicker]
Let's do it again.
[doorbell chimes]
[both snickering]
What's wrong with these people?
- Uh, I don't know.
They must be stupid. [chuckles]
- Are you sure we did it right this time?
- Uh, yeah.
- Gosh, it's good to be back home.
Huh, g*ng? What a trip!
- Hey, Butt-Head, they weren't even home.
[snickers] - That sucks.
[chuckles]
Ding-dong ditch is hard.
- Yeah, yeah. And it sucks.
[snickers] What a waste of time.
- Uh, maybe we were, like, doing something wrong.
We need practice. [chuckles]
- Yeah. [snickers]
- Hey, Beavis, you pretend you're at home
and I'll, like, do it to you.
- Yeah, yeah. [snickers]
Yeah. Practice. That's cool.
[snickers] [door closes]
[Butt-Head chuckles] [doorbell buzzing]
- Hmm. Wonder who that is.
- [laughing]
- Um, hello?
[snickers]
Damn it.
There's nobody here.
Damn it. Bungholes!
Oh, yeah. [snickers]
That worked pretty good, yeah.
[upbeat rock music]
- Uh, v*olence?
- All right. Yeah. Yeah.
I like when they tell you beforehand
that there's gonna be some v*olence
so you can make sure you don't, like,
go to the bathroom or anything.
- Yeah. [both snicker]
[moody rock music]
[chuckles] Check it out.
Hole. - Hole. Yeah, yeah.
[both snicker]
Who are these guys, Butt-Head? [snickers]
- Uh, this is Hole, Beavis.
What did you think I was talking about?
- Oh, oh. I thought--
I thought you were talking about her bunghole.
[both snicker]
You dumbass.
[both snickering]
- Hole. [snickers]
- ♪ Mine is forever ♪
- So, like, the sign at the beginning of the video
said "v*olence," and the band's name is Hole,
and we aren't seeing any v*olence or any hole.
- Yeah, really. That sucks. - Yeah.
They need to, like, show a big, violent butthole.
- I'll show you my butthole if you want. [snickers]
[grunting]
Ahh! Ow.
- [chuckles] - ♪ They never want it again ♪
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
- You know, I heard this Hole chick is a slut.
- Really? - Yeah, I think it'd be cool,
like, if we got together, you know?
'Cause, like, we could, like, spazz out and stuff
and then we could, like, do it.
- Beavis, the only way you could score with a chick
is if she was, like, the biggest slut in the world.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah!
- ♪ One above and one below ♪
♪ ♪
- You know who Hole looks like in this video?
She looks like that Tori Spelling chick.
- Yeah, but Hole looks a lot hotter than Tori Spelling.
[both snicker] - ♪ Mine is forever ♪
- What kind of a name is "Hole," anyways?
- Yeah, I mean,
if you're gonna name your daughter Hole,
at least name her, like, "Bunghole" or something.
- It could be, like, you know, that joke
where the father names her
after the first thing he sees when she's born.
- ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ [both snicker]
- Yeah, but then why would he, um--
oh, yeah.
[both snicker]
- ♪ Take everything ♪
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
07x04 - Ding-Dong-Ditch
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.
Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.