07x04 - Ding-Dong-Ditch

[bunniefuu]

[Beavis and Butt-Head snickering]

[upbeat rock music]

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[Butt-Head chuckles]

- Check it out. This trick rules.

It's, like, we ring the doorbell

and then we run away. [chuckles]

- Yeah. Yeah. [snickers]

Okay. [both snicker]

[doorbell chimes]

- Yeah?

[both snickering]

- We tricked him.

- He's probably like, "Uh, there's nobody here.

I wonder who did that."

[both snicker]

- Hey! What the hell's wrong with you two?

Do that again and I'll kick your ass!

[door slams] - Um...

hey, Butt-Head, did we do that right?

[snickers] - Uh...

I don't know. [chuckles]

Maybe we're supposed to, like, run away

before anyone opens the door.

[both snicker]

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Let's try it again.

- Yeah. [snickers]

This is gonna be cool.

[both snicker] Yeah.

[both snicker]

- So, like, this time remember to run away

before they come to the door.

[both snicker]

- Okay. Okay.

- [chuckles]

- Before. Yeah.

[both laughing]

That was cool.

- Yeah. [both snickering]

They're gonna be pissed.

[snickering]

- Um, nobody's coming out, Butt-Head.

[snickers] - Uh...

maybe whoever lives there

has, like, a broken leg or something

and it takes them a long time to get to the door.

[chuckles]

- Yeah. [both snicker]

Yeah, that would be pretty cool.

- Yeah.

[both snicker]

[both snickering]

- Hey, Butt-Head, let's ring it again.

[snickers]

- Uh, okay. [chuckles]

- And let me ring it.

- No way, Beavis. You rang it last time.

- No way. You did, dill hole.

- Uh...

wait a minute. [chuckles]

Uh, I think we forgot to ring the doorbell, Beavis.

[chuckles]

- Damn it! This is really hard, Butt-Head.

- Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right.

Come on. [chuckles]

- [snickers]

Baah.

[doorbell buzzing]

[both snickering]

Baah.

- What do you want? [buzzing continues]

What?

[opera music playing] - Hey, how's it going?

- What a--what are you doing?

- Um, wait.

[snickering]

Did you see that? That was pretty cool.

- Beavis, you screwed it up again.

You're supposed to run before he comes to the door.

- Oh, damn it!

I don't know when he's gonna come to the door!

This sucks! [both snicker]

- Dumbass.

- Where are you goin'?

- The neighbors asked if I'd pick up their mail

while they're away on vacation.

[both snickering]

[doorbell chimes]

[both snickering]

- Hey, Beavis. [chuckles]

I hope whoever lives here is, like, taking a dump.

[chuckles] - Yeah. Yeah.

And then they gotta run to the door

without wiping.

[both snicker]

- Damn it. What the hell is taking so long?

- Yeah, really. [both snicker]

Let's do it again.

[doorbell chimes]

[both snickering]

What's wrong with these people?

- Uh, I don't know.

They must be stupid. [chuckles]

- Are you sure we did it right this time?

- Uh, yeah.

- Gosh, it's good to be back home.

Huh, g*ng? What a trip!

- Hey, Butt-Head, they weren't even home.

[snickers] - That sucks.

[chuckles]

Ding-dong ditch is hard.

- Yeah, yeah. And it sucks.

[snickers] What a waste of time.

- Uh, maybe we were, like, doing something wrong.

We need practice. [chuckles]

- Yeah. [snickers]

- Hey, Beavis, you pretend you're at home

and I'll, like, do it to you.

- Yeah, yeah. [snickers]

Yeah. Practice. That's cool.

[snickers] [door closes]

[Butt-Head chuckles] [doorbell buzzing]

- Hmm. Wonder who that is.

- [laughing]

- Um, hello?

[snickers]

Damn it.

There's nobody here.

Damn it. Bungholes!

Oh, yeah. [snickers]

That worked pretty good, yeah.

[upbeat rock music]

- Uh, v*olence?

- All right. Yeah. Yeah.

I like when they tell you beforehand

that there's gonna be some v*olence

so you can make sure you don't, like,

go to the bathroom or anything.

- Yeah. [both snicker]

[moody rock music]

[chuckles] Check it out.

Hole. - Hole. Yeah, yeah.

[both snicker]

Who are these guys, Butt-Head? [snickers]

- Uh, this is Hole, Beavis.

What did you think I was talking about?

- Oh, oh. I thought--

I thought you were talking about her bunghole.

[both snicker]

You dumbass.

[both snickering]

- Hole. [snickers]

- ♪ Mine is forever ♪

- So, like, the sign at the beginning of the video

said "v*olence," and the band's name is Hole,

and we aren't seeing any v*olence or any hole.

- Yeah, really. That sucks. - Yeah.

They need to, like, show a big, violent butthole.

- I'll show you my butthole if you want. [snickers]

[grunting]

Ahh! Ow.

- [chuckles] - ♪ They never want it again ♪

♪ Go on, take everything ♪

- You know, I heard this Hole chick is a slut.

- Really? - Yeah, I think it'd be cool,

like, if we got together, you know?

'Cause, like, we could, like, spazz out and stuff

and then we could, like, do it.

- Beavis, the only way you could score with a chick

is if she was, like, the biggest slut in the world.

- Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah!

- ♪ One above and one below ♪

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- You know who Hole looks like in this video?

She looks like that Tori Spelling chick.

- Yeah, but Hole looks a lot hotter than Tori Spelling.

[both snicker] - ♪ Mine is forever ♪

- What kind of a name is "Hole," anyways?

- Yeah, I mean,

if you're gonna name your daughter Hole,

at least name her, like, "Bunghole" or something.

- It could be, like, you know, that joke

where the father names her

after the first thing he sees when she's born.

- ♪ Go on, take everything ♪ [both snicker]

- Yeah, but then why would he, um--

oh, yeah.

[both snicker]

- ♪ Take everything ♪

[upbeat rock music]

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